These Parents Are Evil…

Well buddy, it's awful spooky in here isn't it?

Well buddy, it sure is awful spooky in here. It sure is awful ffff up in here.

Ah.

Yo, what's up with the hand action? What's going on with that?

What?

That's kind of creepy.

Hello?

That's a little creepy. My left elbow hurt. Why my elbow hurt? Cause you're old?

No.

Cause I did arm day today and back name of this game is Scream under the house not scream above the house Scream under the house got it Got it Jack with the jack with the ten. Thank you Lock in this game looks scary in the images not gonna lie. It looked rather scary in the images So that being said there's a chance that it's rather scary chat what does DLSS mean somebody explain that to

me right now I finally want to know what this means what does it mean I want to know finally AI upscaling what on this planet earth does our AI upscaling mean? What's the, okay, what's it look like with it on? Looks like that with it on. Looks the same to me. I don't know. Lock in.

Scream under the house.

It upscales resolution.

I don't know what that means, man. Oh, cinema? Hold up.

I'm a hacker.

Getting prank called, Gigi. I'm a hacker getting prank call GG yo Haley what's the time where are we going I didn't think it would end like this. Didn't think what would end like what. There's a letter from my mom in the car. Letter from your mom. Chat, this is one of the rare situations.

This is a I was here moment. This is a I was here moment This is a I was here moment I have to turn the sensitivity up In a game yeah up not down up Yeah, this is one of those rare cases it's like one out of every 50 games that I get on 90% of the time I gotta turn the sensitivity down y'all know it's a whole thing with me but this is one of these super rare cases where the default sensitivity believe it or not is too low I here. See if that does it.

Okay, I over adjusted a little bit. About like that right there.

Perfect.

All right, so I don't know where we are or why we're here, but apparently there's a letter in our car from our mom. Let's see what she talking about. Why is there a teddy bear on top of the car? It's getting rained on. What's going on?

Yo, oh snap, it's Bree with the five gifted. Recap, this is all we know so far. The game started, we were on a computer. We got a phone call from no caller ID. Next moment we appeared in front of this house and said there's a letter in our car from our mom, I need to read it.

That's all we know so far. If you think I'm reading all that, you done lost your mind.

You done lost your mind.

I'll read it. I'll read it. I'll read it, it's important lore. Soggy with the five. I'mma read it! Son, if you're reading this it means we're no longer here and perhaps you found yourself in this house for the first time in a long while.

We've put off this conversation for a long time, not because we didn't want to tell you, but because we weren't sure you were ready to hear it. This house holds a part of our lives that we never spoke of, not because we were hiding you, but because we're trying to protect you. Sometime the truth becomes too heavy and people choose silence. We hope you'll be able to understand us, even if not right away, and maybe one day you'll see this house not just walls but also the reason

why everything turned out exactly this way. We hope you understand us from mom. What you mean? They left me this house. Well that was nice of them. I thought they had sold it. Last time I was here was in childhood a

free house and I remember almost nothing we ain't gonna close that door when we go inside all right let's go chat they gave us a free crib dude I'm gonna go ahead and list this thing for sale not gonna lie. We got boarded up doors, boarded up staircases. Nah let's go ahead and put this on Zillow real quick I'm good. I'm good let's go ahead put this thing on Zillow. And apparently something weird's with the house because she was talking about It feels like someone was waiting for me

That's not good It's too quiet here as if everything is frozen We need to understand what happened here who uses Zillow what else you gonna use Okay, so parents left me this house and it's creepy red fin what is red fin I wonder why the staircase is blocked that's what also what I was wondering how you gonna come here with no flashlight by the way, it's dark.

Yo, Emily with the five and oh snap, it's Bree with the five, thank you. Oh snap, it's Bree. Okay, we got a generator, I could sell that. Can I go in here maybe? I haven't finished looking around here yet. Well big dog I hate to break it to you but there's not much else here.

We got a drawer, we got a drawer, we got a drawer. Alright. Is anybody else getting creepy vibes from in here? This door is locked I'm getting some I'm getting some creepy vibes going no wonder they left me this crib this thing is creepy Christie with the five thank you

can I open these boxes no I cannot okay there's not really anything else in here that I can interact with I don't think unless I'm unless I'm tripping a little bit Perhaps I'm tripping There's a slight chance that I'm tripping but I don't think I am oh there's a note I couldn't even see that The staircase must be kept closed if he he hears it, everything will start again. Who is he?

This is no longer just an empty house. Something remains here.

Uh oh. Hello? hello

somebody's squatting up in here that's my house by the way it was passed down to me by my parents light doesn't work imagine that okay it's real dark can I get like a flashlight or a candle or something what is this Silence here does not save it only Somebody's turn to sink. Oh, oh somebody squatting in my house yo it is real dark in here bro I don't I don't like I don't like the vibe of the crib none of the lights work dude no it's so dark. I tried to...

What?

What? I tried to wash it away, but her voice stays with me even in the water. Okay that's a cute little teddy bear. Tee hee. I'm about to die huh? Yeah I'm dead. Well alright I think I looked at the house enough.

I think I'm gonna go ahead and get up out of here. Appreciate y'all for leaving me the house though. What is this? Looks like a puzzle. I'll take it with me. Okay, cool.

Yo, I like how you have to find every item in the area before they let you proceed to cut down on confusion. W devs, not gonna lie. Yo, why is the lighting in here so bad? Like, we ain't got no overhead light skis? We'll have to call an electrician.

No, we ain't neither. We gonna sell this place. I ain't worried about, no, uh-uh. As soon as I'm done looking around, I'm getting out of here. Am I about to pass out? What's going on?

Oh, Lord, somebody's in the... Somebody's in the crib! Mom said it would be better if I didn't exist. Wow, that is...

Wow, that's...

Wow. That's terrible. Yeah, that's rude, that's rude if you ask me. Uh, alright. I can't live like this anymore. Something has to be done.

Why am I under a table?

Calm down!

We need to keep the situation under control. Wait, is this a flashback? That was a flashback to them arguing As if it couldn't have you just now brought the flashlight out. I was hitting f earlier There should be a generator somewhere around here, I remember seeing a generator, you know, what's crazy We have better visibility with the lights cut off in the flashlight than we did with the power on

Wait, how is this light up here still working if the lights got cut off? Is that like battery powered or something generator Well, at least there's some light now The lights got cut off. Is that like battery powered or something? Generator. Well, at least there's some light now. Boy, that's what's up. Why do I hear a clock?

Why do I hear a clock ticking? Hey, don't do that again.

What is going on? Hello?

What's happening? I am terrified. Borderline horrified. Borderline horrified. Borderline horrified.

Borderline horrified.

Borderline horrified. Borderline horrified. Borderline horrified. Borderline horrified. Oh, there's something about a TV. Another piece of the puzzle. He's right behind me, isn't he?

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yo, we having Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm sorry. Man, that's one of them jump scares that's so unexpected it just makes you mad. Bro, that's one of those jump scares that's so expected, you're just mad after it happens. Like I'm just mad. That that got me bad. Like, bro, are we serious up in here right now?

Oh my God.

Like that did not look like a situation they would just throw a jump scare. I wasn't even close to the door. Why would they do that? Oh my goodness, bro, why would they place that jump scare there? I wasn't even close to the door, bro Clip and I was in ads.

Oh my goodness, bro. Why'd you name it hamster?

That's not. Bro that hurt me bro. That just ruined my night. Alright. Dude, that is the most oddly placed, unexpected jump scare I think I've ever seen. Usually they'll hit you in a jump scare when you're like approaching a door or just went through a door.

I wasn't even close to the door, bro.

Heart attack or something?

What's going on?

Why'd that door just open on its own?

Hey, why did- or something what's going on why that door just opened on its own hey why did oh my god bro i mean out of absolute nowhere dude

i didn't bust another hamster bro. It was a slight hamster. Not a full hamp, slight hamp.

Heart attack or something? What's going on?

Why'd that door just open on it's own?

Hey why did that?

Oh my God!

Bro, that was a bad, that was like actually a bad one. That was like bad, that got me good. Oh, cause again, usually I can like brace for him a little bit and be like, all right, you know, it's been a minute without a jump scare. I'm good

No They they I hit him. What he gave me a half ham My chest hurt Come on man Wow Oh Man Wow

Anybody die chat y'all good nobody died from that right that was bad that was like actually

That was like a dangerous. That was like that was teetering on the edge of like yo, we got a call like

The emergency medical squad up in here because that was that was rough. Well that's one way to start off the game. We're like five minutes into the game. Alright, well let's go through this door that magically opened on its own. And that I just saw some demon jump out at me and just shave another five years off my life I guess because that was bad. It can't go on like this anymore she's not sleeping you should get your full sleep action okay this room has a little bit more cozy lighting than the last they wouldn't hit me with

another jump scare like anytime soon again right because that was that that was bad they wouldn't they wouldn't just go ahead and hit me with another one right now, I don't think. Matter of fact, as chairman of the National Jump Scare Society, you're not allowed to put another one back to back that quick. That's that bad. Okay, I can't open these.

All right.

Ooh, another piece of the puzzle. Thank you.

Okay, another note.

Bro, I'm scared now. I'm scared of another jump scare now, bro. No joke. We rewrote the documents. It'll be better. I just heard somebody like, I just heard a door creak behind me.

We rewrote the documents, it'll be better for everyone, especially for him. Why did everything go quiet again? I'm prepared, I'm prepared this time. I'm braced. I'm braced for a jump scare. I'm braced

Hello

Who make it all that noise

Stopped why'd the noise stop why did the noise? What What was that that I just heard too

It's dark I'm scared

I'm off about five cough drops. I'm delirious. It's all bad up in here. Buddy, it is all bad. Can I open this door?

What a furniture fl- Why the furniture flopped? Oh yeah, the crib haunted for real!

We got a poltergeist up in this thing GG It's at this point, you know if we're the main character Why are we not immediately either running for the exit and I'll do you one better Don't even run for the exit jump out this window. This window is literally made for jumping out Mission with the five W mission with the five, thank you. This window's literally like sitting here like, hey, hey, it's dangerous in here, come jump out.

It's begging for it. Okay, well the kitchen is a mess now. I guess I Guess I got to go around. Oh, man. I'm so scared of another unexpected Johnson It sounded like somebody was in the room that I just came out of I don't like that Lord have mercy that looked like tater running by Who was that ghost and can I extract your DNA we're about to make a champion out of you buddy Lord have mercy

That thing was rolling

I missed it exactly The boards are broken. Oh, well, that's great. We can go upstairs now time to check the second floor Yo Maya with the five. Thank you Well chat it was nice knowing y'all. Oh, is it a cut scene? Oh, Lord, no. It's so cold here.

How is it that big of a temperature difference? It's just upstairs. Hello? Hello? stairs hello hello chat say we put this thing up on Zillow how much money you think we're getting off this crib we don't disclose that it's haunted I think we can at least get a hundred bands off of it not gonna lie because it's completely messed up on the inside

They'd have to put like another three four four hundred K into it just to make it I'd say we list it for a hundred K. Let's just take it. Let's just take it We don't tell them that it's haunted I'm with please don't jump scare me again I can't I can't you can't you can't I can't you can't no you won't matter of fact yeah you won't jump scare me again I demand it It don't look like there's nothing in here. Alright do I leave this room now maybe?

Wait no there's a note here. If I behave more quietly will he stop getting angry? Wow that's sad. You hate to see. Please don't shout I can be quieter.

Quieter?

Do you think that helps? She can't handle it. We need a solution. So, are we the son and we had a sister? Did our parents kill our sister?

And we're just finding out about it and that's why they left the house and all these clues? Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. It's, it's starting. Hey, I'm hearing a bunch of whisper action. I don't like that. Hey, who doing all that whispering? Chill out. Can I go in here? Okay, whose room is this?

Okay, it looks like a, oh, that's probably the parents' room. Can I close this behind me? No, I cannot GG. We're dead That was creepy dog who was that Pro stop. Alright. Isolating a child is unacceptable, but sometimes it's the only way to keep control. Wow, that is, uh... That's crazy right there, buddy, let me tell you.

Uh, another piece to the note?

What just happened? Uh. I just heard something behind me. Please stop. Please stop. I heard this behind me just now to jaw here, too Okay, what do I do with all the puzzle pieces now that I have them I'm assuming that might have been the last one

All right, I'm gonna get up out of here the music was a vibe there for a minute but now

Starting to get a little uncomfortable. Jump scare. No. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for sparing me. Um, shall I go back downstairs now?

No, I can't. Okay. That's fine. I guess not really. I want to go home, but The music is a countdown probably GG Oh Countdown to what am I dead?

Uh

Okay, I don't see anything else upstairs that I need to be grabbed. Maybe I'll do some with the music box itself.

No.

Let me go back in the other room real quick then. Perhaps that's where we should go. I

Wait it's ending It just disappeared

As if it was never there as if we were never here as if we're not even real as if I wasn't the most muscular fit man on the planet. Oh

This key must be for the entrance door It's time to go back to the first floor, oh does that mean I can get up out of here I Mean I appreciate you why'd that door closed behind me? Hey Hey Yo Hey. Hey. Yo.

Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Cheers. Oh, that got my left rib hurting. Oh, oh, oh, my left rib hurting.

Ah, my left, my left rib. Oh, my left rib hurting. Ah, my left, my left rib.

I'm good. Mm-hm.

Get ahead of that diet Pepsi real quick. Snap me back.

Oh man, that's nasty. Oh, that's nasty. All right. Miss Lucy Goosey with the five, thank you.

All right, let's go.

Oh, my left side hurt.

I think I just pulled something for real. I'm about to fall off Workman's comp claim, man.

I'm about to fall off Workman's comp claim. Miss Lucy Goosey with the five, thank you. All right, let's go. Ooh, my left side hurt. I think I just pulled something for real. I'm about to follow Workman's Complaint on y'all. I just pulled something on my left side. My left side hurt.

Y'all just snapped something in my side. I gotta call in. Golly, my side hurt. What is that? Bro, stop dog. That sounded like it was right behind me. Bro, are you kidding me?

Bro, that sounded like it was right behind me. I can't move, bro, why can't I move? Go back down. Okay, look, I got the interest key, can I just get up outta here? There ain't no way they'll just let me get up outta here, right?

Big dog, we got the entrance key. Or is it this door? This don't look like an entrance. Bro, what you mean? I thought entrance key meant... Yo chat, do y'all prefer circular closed baskets or square closed baskets?

Not gonna lie, I think I'm more of a circular closed basket type of guy. Matter of fact, that's a good poll right there. Which clothes basket shape do you prefer? Circle, square. Chat, I think I'm team circle here, not gonna lie. I like a good circular clothes basket. Now I have a square one now, but in my parents' house growing up, we had a circular square

basket. Circular square basket. We had a circular clothes basket that lasted like my whole life dude. They probably still got it What we looking like though? Ooh, that's that's kind of close Wow people prefer square, huh? Really

Rectangle that's that same thing as square. If you're voting square, you're voting rectangle. It fits in corners. I mean, yeah, but I feel like a circular clothes basket

is easier to carry right Well, I guess we know what the majority of people's clothes basket shape. Wow, people prefer square, huh?

I didn't think it would be that big of a like. That's crazy, all right. Respectable, but like, dude, if I'm, I don't know, cause, I don't know cuz I don't know All right, let's keep moving bro, why does everything keep cutting off bro, you gotta stop you gotta stop Bro stop what

Why can't I pick that up? Bro, please don't.

Please don't.

Bro, you done jump scared me horrifically bad three times. Let's stop. Let's stop here. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Can I close this behind me? No. Okay, there's another note right here. Oh, there's another piece of paper. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Can I close this behind me?

No.

Okay, there's another note right here. Oh, there's another piece of the puzzle too. We had no other choice. The basement is the only place where she won't hurt anyone. We couldn't help her. We could only keep her contained.

Did they lock our sister in the basement? What?

What is this? St. Mary's Psychiatric Clinic Age 7 Diagnosis, severe sensory hypersensitivity disorder accompanied by uncontrolled vocal outbursts and panic episodes Recommendation, strict isolation from external stimuli is strongly advised

So the daughter had this

They locked her in the basement and what is she dead they killed her Big dog what? Where the parents at now? Are they dead?

Bro you gotta stop cutting the music off dude like what? Is that the ghost of my sister maybe? Yo Magnetic with the five thank you you! Wait, it's all making sense. Is that the ghost? Did I get everything out of here, bro? I'm assuming I did. Can I leave? The basement hides everything. The answers are definitely there.

Is that the basement? Do I gotta grab this crowbar? Let me find out.

No.

Maybe I gotta walk up to the boards and he'll be like, yo, I need a crowbar. I just seen one. Then I gotta go back and get it. What could I use to break these boards?

Exactly.

Observation skills.

Okay.

This doubles as a weapon, by the way. Is this the game from last night? No, you can actually pick up items in this game.

Alright, chat, I guess we're going to the basement. Is this the game from last night? No, you can actually pick up items in this game All right, Chad, I guess we're going to the basement imagine she's still locked down there Lord why What awaits me downstairs?

Nothing good is in the basement, facts. I will say this though, it looks like the lighting is pretty decent down here. Wow, the lighting is better in here than the rest of the house. That is crazy. It's a big ole basement too. Okay, the light's flickering. Don't make me regret what I just said, please. Please don't start flickering.

Are we gonna find evidence of the murder down here? Or something? It's locked. Okay. I need to look for a key. Do you though? Or do we need to look for a way out of this house? Because this is not worth, buddy. If you close the door, you can convince yourself that it doesn't exist, but it doesn't disappear it simply remains on the other side. Wow, we got a philosopher over here.

We got a philosopher on our hands. Golly, what a powerful quote

That was a good quote are you the one that wrote it i'm, sorry

That was a great quote. I wasn't even being uh sarcastic for real. That was awesome I'm looking for a key. Chad, if you see a key down here, type key. Only type it if you see it though. Don't be talking about, oh, I see a key and you didn't see no key for real. I do not like the sound of that. Oh my goodness, bro. There it is, found it.

GG. Really? I knew that light was gonna go out because it's been flickering ever since we've been down there. Unfathomable amount of dookie with the five gifted. That's actually the name.

Thank you. amount of dookie with the five gifted that's actually the name thank you they literally locked her down here that is crazy they locked her in a tiny room behind a basement bro. That is wild. L parents for real. What's going on? Oh all the pieces are here. We couldn't let her destroy your life. We tried to help her but nothing worked. I guess this is being written to me.

Her condition only grew worse. We went to the doctors. We followed every recommendation but each time it only got worse. In the end we made a choice. Not because we stopped loving her but because we didn't know any other way to protect you and to protect her from herself So we locked her away here and we never came back. What?

Now you're here and you finally know the truth. Well, where is she at? What do you mean? You never came back? There's no body in here That is crazy! I'm dead. Her screams all night. The doctors aren't helping.

We've already tried everything. Then what should we do, Steak Hilder? Take it. He will be with you. Thank you. I'll take care of him.

They just left her down here? What the five, thank you. Open up.

I'm scared here. Wait, did she somehow escape or something? Because I'm here all these years- Mom! I'm here all these years later and she ain't in here. That's crazy! They straight left her in here!

Wait, what? Why did that just... So do we call the police? Where are the parents even at?

Where am I?

This is for you. Don't close the door. Yo, that was creepy. Don't do that again again that creeped me out a little bit. Jesus! We are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are, we are. What am I supposed to do? Well, first off, I have a question. How's's still alive

It's got to be a ghost

Approach or close the door forever

It's got to be a pro try yeah hey

I can't I can't approach. Hey, are you good? Oh, I gotta click the letters. Please don't. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. Neck snapping noise.

Wait what? You will a- what? Sometimes the truth isn't something you should run from. Wait, you're going to elaborate further, right? Wait, what do you mean? Was she alive or no? Couldn't be, right? Do the other ending? Do the other ending?

Let's see what happens with the other ending. Yo this game was really good. What a crazy story. Wow, that was a good game, bruh. That was actually a really good game. So, let's see what happens if we just close the door. Dare I say game of the year? Okay, it's gonna play this cutscene again.

Yo, W-Game, this one actually had a good plot. Well, not good plot, obviously, but you know, a deep plot, that is. That is

Some good jump scares in that thing too

If you close the door you'll be cooked that That's what I think too. This is probably death ending Her soul is in the bear you think that's what it is? My mom just burnt my Chick-fil-A fries? Wait, what do you mean? She burnt them. They're already cooked Reheat dude reheating fries ain't even worth it, bro If you don't eat the fries when you first get them, it's just you got chalk it up, bro reheating fries reheating fries never works Never you better eat them things when you get them or just dude

Air fryer though, I think if you put already cooked fries from hours ago in the air fryer It just like dries them out and makes them nasty Fries are one of the only things that it's like you gotta eat them when you get them I think

all right

let's see what happens with the other ending now I'm pretty sure this is gonna be the bad ending let's see GG GG. Wow bro just bounced that's crazy you're dead you're dead for that We deserve a jump scare for this by the way. Wait, I bet she's gonna haunt our house now. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. So yeah, we got the good ending.

Yeah, deserved. We got the good ending yeah deserved we got the good ending the first time yeah we got the good ending the first time right there what a good game though what a good horror game L parents by a crazy for that what's wrong with what I did that chat why they do that huh Another spooky. Oh yeah, one more spooky then it's horse action time. That one was really good.

We're doing horse action after this next one. That was a really good one right there. Really good. say the classic phrase starts with a G game of the game of the game of the game of the year another one one more spooky than its horse action time and I'm excited I'm excited the addiction is real to the horse is yeah like it's for real what

check y'all hear me

hello Hello? Jack, y'all hear me? What is going on? Hello? Why can't you hear me? I'm trying to talk to you. I'm trying to talk to you.

I'm trying to talk to you.

I'm trying to talk to you. Hello? Why we got no audio? What we got? GG? What? What?

What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? GG

ASMR ASMR stream a SMR stream Jordan with the five gifted W Jordan with the five gifted thank you W Jordan with the five gifted appreciate that Jordan oh the game just ain't got no main menu music music. I see what it is. I see. Leave y'all to banger. I gotta use the restroom. I'll be right back. Name of this game is the forest watches. That was fire. Yeah, that's probably That's a that's a that's a top 30 all-time for me right there Brings me back to when I was a kid back in my emo days

You know, I mean Gotta turn this resolution up. Oh, I can't turn the resolution up. Oh never mind Wait, can I not no I can't hey Chad I don't know, you know, it's it could be a bad sign when there's no main menu sounds In the game, but I remember I think when I got this game it did have good reviews

lock in the forest watches Cleanse your hands. What daily tasks bring order order brings harmony

Was our cameras in the forest watches he knows, please excuse me the floors. Excuse me? I didn't agree with this. What is this some cult action? Oh this clean hold up now sensitivity too high hey you knew it was bound to happen okay sensitivity still too high it is what it is hold right click to show the to-do list. Pick up the flashlight from the cabin, go to the shrine, clear the shrine grounds. I mean I can do that, what am I like a groundskeeper? That's a big ol' flashlight, lord have mercy, that looks like a t-ball bat.

Press 1 to equip, Okay that's cool. Alright can I open these? I can't open these. Oh there's a key. I don't know what that key is. It's key number 1.

Lighter? I mean thanks? Hey can we cut that TV off real quick? It's starting to get on my nerve skis a little bit. No?

Alright.

Chad are we part of a cult oh that's what the key was for life had to grind for

this view

fov weird yeah I turned it up maybe it needs to be turned down a little bit. Let's go like 78 maybe That's that's about that's about right right there Yeah, that's about right Alright my current to-do list is go to the shrine and clear the shrine ground zero of four So let's let's find the shrine. Can you put that away? Thank you. Okay that looks like a shrine over there. Chad am I like the uh am I like a janitor

for a cult or something? Golly! Oh it shows which way to shrine is thank you so much Who was there a way that I can turn head bob off I'm about to puke No No No, it could be worse though

You remember that one back rooms games that we played that I literally couldn't play because the head Bob was so much No, alright, it could be worse though.

You remember that one Backrooms game that we played that I literally couldn't play because the head bob was so much? Alright since I'm the janitor for this cult or whatever this is, I'm gonna go ahead and do what the list told me to do and it said clean up- Am I at the shrine? Is this the shrine?

Oh!

Clear the shrine grounds. Is this what it's talking about? Okay, clearing.

Clear! Okay. Boom.

Did I do right? Maybe I did right? Yes that counter. Oh this is an easy job, Chad. How much they paying you boy here? Oh this easy money.

Okay that's two.

Three. Four.

Oh that's. Day two. Find the axe by the bonfire, cut logs and place on the bonfire. Light the brazors around the shrine chat i got a real bad feeling anybody else got a real bad feeling i got a real bad feeling let's go to the bonfire and get the axe

and cut up oh

what

why did i just get snapped up and thrown on top of a mountain by the way is my character like eight foot tall by the way I feel like we're like eight foot tall here all right is there an axe I see the axe Ah! Ah! Ah! This don't look like it's going to fit on this fire. It did!

Turn that down, we'll get some more now. Two. Three. Rose in the middle of nowhere, true.

Four. All right, so my last to-do list is go light the braziers around the shrine, and that's over this way. W employee, I still don't know why that guy like killed me there, but hey, I don't know. Recap, we woke up in a cabin, and I guess we're running maintenance for a colt in the middle of the woods I do not know all right back to the shrine we go the lighters in the room not picked it up. I still got it. Shhh. Shhh.

Three. Oh, day three.

Alright, let me look at my to-do list

watches

welcome new member you have been chosen to serve What? Uh. What? What? What?

What? What? What? saying. Let's start with the more pleasant of the two. Let's start by watering the tree from the well. This is...

Scoop?

I got the bucket with water in it I don't know what tree it wants us to water chat why am I throwing six bodies into the shrine oh my goodness they're just laying out here everybody in this game is seven foot tall. Bro, I don't know how much they're paying me, but it's not enough. Dog, what is this? I'm going to jail! Dog. Need a raise for real? You ain't lying because this is crazy. Are you joking? I'm going straight to jail.

Just get it over with because they're probably going to kill me too if I don't do what they say you know what I mean? Got to. it over with cuz they're probably gonna kill me too if I don't do what they say you know what I mean got to gotta do what I gotta do chat trying to put you know trying to put food on a table it is what it is kitty ain't gonna have nothing to eat you know what I mean sometimes you got to just sacrifice some bodies at least they're already dead and I ain't doing it

Is the fov still a little bit too high I'm gonna go down like 70 That's a lot better

All right, is this the last one how many have I done I've done five this is one. It says, this sign says the trees this way too, so. It said there's a church as well, I don't know what kind of church they're having here. What is the tree? I guess we'll find out when we get there.

All right.

Is this like a NBA like team secret cold? That has you go out and kill all the seven foot tall people so they don't get them like competitors basketball teams or something Cuz why is everybody literally seven foot tall? Like what is happening here? Like everybody in that button that body bag was seven foot tall. It looks like we're 7 foot tall. You don't get paid by Colts, you just suffer.

Oh no, they're going to pay me something, but we're going to have a problem. You know what's going to happen if they don't pay me? Yeah, they don't want no smoke. I got an axe now. Alright, let's go water the tree. I still want to know why it's called the tree, but we're about to find out.

It still says the tree is this way. Okay, there's the church. Where is the tree? Maybe it's over here. Hey, they say what you will, they upkeep the place, not gonna lie. Chat, we're about to find the tree.

Lock in. Chat we're about to find the tree lock in

This looks like we're going into a cave

Are we sure we're going the wrong way?

Are those signs out? No that that's gotta be the tree Wow

That's about what I imagined it being right there. Not gonna lie to y'all. That is about what I imagined. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Oh my God! What's on our to-do list today? It can't be no worse than yesterday.

What?

What? Burn four cursed dolls, attend the ritual, and kill a cultist? Am I like a, uh, double agent? What do you mean burn four cursed dolls?

Well, chat, I guess we're attending the ritual that they were talking about. dolls

well chat i guess we're attending the ritual that they were talking about let's go over there

oh That didn't check off the to-do list. Wait a minute.

Visit number one, leaves time to clump and number two cycles quickly for instant

It ain't that funny I promise uh we got a computer desk sitting over here tori with the five That's the same you got to get burned I'm sorry Hey, how you doing you have a good night, okay Sorry Sorry. Are you sleeping? You taking a nap? It's a nice night for a nap, ain't it? Alright, so I got that done.

I got to attend the ritual, which I really don't wanna do, I really don't wanna be doing none of this but hey, money's money bubba. I gotta attend a ritual and kill a cultist from the ritual, so let's go do that. I don't know why I gotta kill one of them at the ritual but, let's go do it. Gotta pay them bills, you're right. Gotta pay them bills.

Well,

chat, is everybody prepared? We're about to go to the ritual. Everybody on their best behavior Here we go Again, I don't want to be at this ritual, but we have to. Oh wow, I thought this cult had motion. There's like five dudes here.

Yo!

It's your boy. I'm gonna go pre-open this door real quick because I'm about to hit one of them in the back of the head with an axe and I'm gonna need a quick way out. Well, fellas, it's a nice night for a ritual, ain't it?

Sure is.

Ain't nothing like a good ritual late at night.

Watch. Why's that doll in here?

Drag the dead cultist from the church into the ditch behind the cabin. Cover the ditch. I'm going to get away with murder. But is it really murder at that point? Because there was bodies that we were... Why are you in here, kid? Alright. It's funny, ain't it? Shut up. Well let's go get that body of the person that we killed. They're coming for me.

They're coming for me.

They're coming for me. I hear multiple. Squiga!

I hear another one. Oh, they got me on camera. Oh they got me. Oh no, that ain't good.

They just caught me red handed. Dude, there's another one.

Chat, there's another one. Chat there's another one dude! That's all of them. So is there a ditch behind the cabin? That's what they said. It's like it was built for it. So I'm assuming they mean the body because it says the body from the church So I can't just throw any of them in there. It has to be the specifically the one from the church

So let's go do that real quick You having a good night You're killing all your members? My members? Buddy no uh uh this ain't this is not my cult. I just got I don't know why I'm even here buddy don't uh uh.

Yep just a warning. No, this is the shooter society. I've betrayed the shooter society? What have I done? Why have I betrayed the shooter society? What's happening OMG? All I know is that we worked for a cult and we just killed every member. I think we were a double agent.

I think we were paid by another rival cult. Hey, um, this dude passed out last night He don't feel good So I'm gonna carry him back to the cabin real quick. I'm gonna give him like an elixir to make him feel better That's what happened. He ain't dead or nothing He just ain't feeling too good I'm cooked. Oh, no, I'm cooked.

There's cameras everywhere. I'm actually cooked. Do you think that's actually a mechanic that I shouldn't have killed these guys that were running after me

Cuz the only one they saw me kill

Were the ones out here because I don't know if there was a camera in the church

But dude they were running after me what do you expect me to do there?

All right, let's just dispose of this. I don't think this is gonna work, bro. There's no way this cover's gonna work. Alright, two. Wait, maybe I can make it work, hold

up. It don't even look like there's a body in here. Yeah, I'm can make it work. Hold up. It don't even look like there's a body in here. Yeah, I'm getting away with murder. We got it. Day six. I hear... Go to the tree, it's time. Time for what? body? They're everywhere! Don't! Oh, they're not stopping this time! Help! Help! Help!

Help! Help! Help! Help this time! Help! Help!

Welcome, new mother.

Lee with the five. Thank you.

Lee Marie with the five.

Thank you.

Daily task spring order.

Did I become the tree? Is that me floating? Lord have mercy I'm floating. I have absolutely no idea what the ending meant or what that game meant, but what I will say is that I actually kind of like that game. And by that, I mean it was game of the year.

By that, I mean it was game of the year, type one if you agree. Game of the absolute year buddy, let me tell you. Chat, no joke we went two for two tonight on horror games didn't we? We went two for two tonight on horror games. We went two for two tonight on horror games. No joke we did.