Piggy Bankin'. Now we played the brand new Piggy Bankin' the other day and did fairly well, I think.
I think we lost, but we enjoyed it.
Yeah, we enjoyed it. That's it. Let's enjoy this. Speaking of let's enjoy this, let's get on Front Street. I would enjoy that. Let's fire it in there.
Piggy Bankin'.
As we like to call it, the OGPIG.
74,000 grand, which, you know know we get those a lot. I look at those more seriously now.
Yeah.
Yeah. 2,000 of each.
I'm so happy we're playing this game. I love these old school Locket Link games. This is one of the best. No one else likes them.
I like them. I used to play this a lot.
Yeah.
I got a little smile out of EJ with the OG PIG right there.
Not bad, not bad. Yeah, WBG, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you saw one of these at a major that was like six or 8,000, started at 1,000, you would not be able to resist the call of taking a shot at that major, huh?
Yeah, I would like them, yeah. I like playing them. I've hit quite a 5-7. Oh so it's due. Oh yeah. That's how it works. This is a 5,000 and a whatever it is, 62,500.
So it's due. Oh yeah. Do we want banks or pigs? Both. Yeah, both on every spin. We'd be happy with either?
Uh, yes.
I'm sure you get five a lot.
In case anyone doesn't know, you need three of the banks or six of the pigs to trigger the bonus.
But I really want the bulldogs. That's what I like.
What a full screen of bulldogs?
That'd be cool. You. That's what I like. What, a full screen of Bulldogs? That'd be cool.
You think it's possible?
No.
Would you rather have a full screen of Bulldogs or a full screen of Banks?
Probably the Banks. But the Bulldogs are a lot cuter.
Are the Banks in every row or just two, three, or four?
Oh yeah, no, they're in every row.
Oh, that's a lot of...
Oh yeah. Oh for crying out loud. Oh.
I like the free games in this game with the nudging wilds.
Nudging? So should we go that direction when we get the third bank finally?
That would be my preference but I have a feeling there's going to be a debate about it. What do you think?
No I think when we get the free games we've always gotten free games in this game, haven't we? Because we always say, oh well, you can
get the pigs in the bonus. We've gotten five three times. How many times have we gotten
two? I don't know. Oh, a couple. Two banks? I think when we play this game on the competitions, we've sometimes elected to go lock and hold feature just because it's more guaranteed. But I like the variants of the free games.
You can do both.
WBG is a big fan of variants. Which frankly if you're going to a casino to gamble you probably should be.
You're there to gamble, right?
To a degree, yeah.
Depends how fast you want to lose and how big you want to win.
Yeah, I'm just saying if you're scared to lose, you shouldn't be going to the casino. You should expect to lose, try to take a shot, you know.
Wait a minute, I shouldn't go then. All this time I've been going and I shouldn't go? I'm scared to lose?
And I make you just reevaluate a lot of your life choices here.
Yep. Oh, wait a minute.
Lockers all right well we're in 2000 we got to find a way to get back to French Street boys
Yeah, I like the new Front Street Boys shirt
Did you how do you like this game?
It's okay. I wanted to play money going again, but you vetoed me. I didn't veto you you just looked at me like money gun I'm like yeah, it's one of the best games right now I laugh at you because I could tell how much you like it, but I definitely didn't feed it I think everybody likes it am I wrong no
Oh wait a minute wait. Oh wait a minute. Wow what a disaster
We had a relatively big ticket so the end is ten thousand eight hundred and thirty now You can't just push the button, you gotta hit the num. Oh.
I hit four deuces earlier and made a lot of money,
so we had that ticket.
Nice.
What were you playing?
Deuces Wild.
Oh, good.
Yeah, not everyone, may not be obvious to everyone.
Could've been double-double, and you got the deuces. Sure.
Oh, look at that.
Triple-double. Sure. Circle bubble. That looked like it should have been more.
I would like to get like 8 or 9 of the pigs. Just start out extra big. Do you get extra spins for that? I forget.
I don't think so.
I feel like...
If you get, say, 7 pigs, do you get an extra spin or no? In some games you do.
I know like cats had some more bats. You get a fourth spin if you start with four bats. That's what you get for leaving money in a video poker machine when you go to play table games. I just play it for you and hit four deuces.
Pretty good.
Maybe max bet 20 cents. Thank you.
Thank you, EJ. I got a pat on the back.
You mentioned it again. I'm betting max bet 20 cents. Thank you, thank you EJ. I got a pack on the back.
You mentioned it again.
It was your third one, because you've given yourself a couple.
I was looking for you. I don't want to throw my shoulders out.
Started out so good.
So this needs to look like 10-8, huh?
Yeah.
So much for the piggy banking.
But that money gone, we're going to get one of those big ones.
We're going to need it.
Oh yeah.
So do you think 50 cents or 20 cents? Neither of them seem lucky enough. Max bet 20 cents or like second to min bet 50 cents.
Does anyone have an opinion?
I would leave it here.
I think we need patience and we need to just believe we're going to get that bonus.
You got to believe.
Patience is a virtue.
We only believe.
Not one that I have.
I guess we need tenacity as well and a lot of money.
Come on. How much are we down?
A lot.
We're about to be down $3,800 at a 7,000 floor?
No, we're about...
So this is $3,000 right now.
Right, so at a 7,000 floor we'll be down $3,800. That would be true.
It's going to take some magic to get on Front Street, boys.
Ah, very good.
We've got to end the day there. He stole that one from WBG.
This little comma. Comma makes all the difference, right? Let's eat. Comma, grandma. Let's eat, grandma. No comma.
Yeah, don't want to eat grandma.
This is a really cold machine so far. Oh yeah.
No money, no line pays, no bonuses.
Not even any perceived progression.
Just straight crap. Come on, there we go. There we don't go.
Come on, Banks. Want to run it up on the old blackjack again.
Yeah. That was epic the other day.
Yeah.
500 or what? 9,500 or something?
Yeah. Come on!
Oh, for crying out sakes.
You were drawing out the world there.
That's Finn Johnson.
Shocking.
Huh. Well, so much for that.
So this is 4000, which means we need to turn this into 7800. 7800, right?
Yeah. How hard can that be?
Easy.
Oh, yeah. Good start.
Could be easy. It could be very hard. Look at this easy game. Oh yeah, good start. Could be easy, could be very hard.
Very good start.
Look at this, easy game. Oh my goodness.
Wow.
Rough.
Let's go. It's weird how that happens.
Such a good hand too.
Ace, trace. 17. That should be good with a six under.
I don't know.
I did well with this yesterday. I like it. Or whenever that was, a few days ago. Oh, the old two-hander, huh?
Okay, we got a double.
Over there.
Alright, ace, maybe? 14, I'll stay there. Oh boy. Can you bust with a two? No. Yes. What's that? Yeah Look at you who's better Does that make us even?
No, no, if we just let it all ride it won't get even
Here, hold on. How about this? 1,200 on each hand Wow. There you go. Come on
Okay, uh-huh. All right. Now, he always gets fives and sixes, so why can't we? There we go.
Yeah, see?
Flip it.
7, 8, 9.
3.
7, 9.
Whoa!
That is such a disaster. You got this.
My God.
Get a five-shot.
Is it because I said 7?
Hey, we called it. Oh my god. Ridiculous. Get a blackjack. Is it because I said seven? Yeah! Hey, you called it.
All right, seven, eight?
I'll take another one of those.
All right.
At least we won a little bit.
Half of that, right?
Take it.
That was really, really, really not optimal.
Yeah, we got a blackjack though.
Nice.
You know the hand before I'm talking about. The dealer, they're good at hitting, let me tell you.
I'm gonna bet it. No, I'm not. I'm gonna bet all the blacks. There we go. Will this get you there? I don't know. It's gonna be tricky. Probably not. Yeah, probably not. Alright, so we have 5,000, we bought him with 4,000. We need 7,800. Alright.
Alright, okay.
Uh-huh.
Double, right?
Ace?
Hit?
Oh, perfect. At least...
Oh, God.
Ahhhh!
Wow, you shot yourself. Doing the right thing hurt you.
Hey, how do you win?
Silly. Such a frustrating game, Blackjack.
It's just unbelievable. He'd get a seven, what do we get?
Yeah, weird.
All right, you remember that time you only had one chip left and you ran it up? You're going to probably have one chip left and a couple more hands. Oh, at that! Oh look at that! Wow! This is bad. I wonder what would happen if we stayed with two hands. Never know. I bet he bought. Oh no way. No chance. Here we go. 500. Alright, you've done it before.
Gonna have to do it again.
17, not my favorite.
Alright.
Oh boy.
You think?
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Alright, this is our shoe then. Streaky game. Can go both ways. 6, 7, 8.
7, 7, 8.
Oh, pair of 7s.
3.8. Alright. Give us the double down.
Gonna have to win it on slots.
Oh, look at that.
Oh boy. Dig it in. Alright.
It always happens like this.
Oh yeah.
5,000 of blackjack now, so that makes it not 20. I don't even know it's a disaster
Hey, that's good. That's good or another double down One the right one All right, so this needs to look like a 8300 when you got your hand there, okay, here we go pretty close. Oh Flip it Yeah, here we go. Pretty close. Oh, look at that. Flip it.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, perfect. Oh, no, not perfect.
Very imperfect. We need that first. Either of those first. Oh, you had a 20.
What do you got left there, AJ? 1,500. first. You had a 20. 1500. It's really hard not to be negative in this game you know when it's just always the same. I mean you know I mean it's like uncanny how
bad it is. Try to mix it up. Here come the 10s and whatnot. Oh yeah, look at that.
Alright, 15.
Little, little guy.
Okay.
Ha!
Hard spot, didn't get there though.
Weird.
Alright, down 8,800.
Absurd.
Another 10, weird. Alright, go, flip the 20. Flip the 20.
Oh, we got 500 left.
We've been here before. This is when we really kick into gear.
I'm kind of surprised it wasn't another double.
All right.
Whoa.
See, this is when it all starts.
Blackjack switch here.
A 10 up again.
What are the odds?
Huh.
Alright.
Approved.
So 5,000 in blackjack, 10,000...
Yeah, 15,830 is the total.
Okay, that's pretty bad.
That's an understatement. So 5,000 in blackjack, 10,000... Yeah, 15,830 is the total. Okay, that's pretty bad.
Uh, that's an understatement. Well, we'll just win big on this. You'll be the hero. We're calling this. How is that only 26? 12 free games is very infrequent, huh?
Am I crazy, though? Like... When we come to the casino, I say, What? Oh, 8 bucks?
I was like, wait a minute.
Even when we win, we lose because we forgot to bet enough.
I was just saying, like, I was like, let's play Money Gong when we first got here. Because it has been good to us and we've enjoyed it lately.
And that seems like the kind of choice that you should make. first got here because it has been good to us and we've enjoyed it lately and
that seems like the kind of choice that you should make. Yeah, exactly. When you come to a casino, right?
At least enjoy it. Yeah. Instead let's go to piggy banking and lose and then go to blackjack and have like the worst run in history. Yeah, I wasn't thrilled with that. I mean he had 20 every time. Anytime he didn't, he would hit to a 20. Our big double down, he got lucky. Just, you know, it's par for the course. That game is an absolute disaster.
Yeah, I don't think you should play it because it doesn't seem like you enjoy it.
No.
I've said that actually in the past. I played Baccarat earlier and the dealer got an 8 against my 6, so that wasn't good either.
But you like Baccarat, so at least you have a little bit of fun with it. I don't really like losing anything. I liked Blackjack when we won the other day. I don't know about anybody else, Baccarat just feels more dramatic to me. I think it's a personal preference, but that's why I like it. You lose more slowly. I think partially because the game is slower. Yeah, no, that's what I mean. No, yeah, it's like Pai Gao. If you really want to lose slow, play Pai
Gao. You push 80% of the time. Yeah, I have a friend who calls Pygo a series of pushes punctuated by an occasional loss.
Makes sense. So how much are we in? 15,800 or something like that?
Yeah, 15,830.
Kind of a record for losing 10 at this small a wager.
We're setting records, gentlemen. Trying to find a silver lining here.
Well, if we hit the grand, we'll be only down a little bit.
A friend of mine who loves to bet football, he always calls me after the game, he's like, another record breaker to beat me. The guy made an 84 yard field goal. Just loves to complain about it.
Oh.
720 bucks right there.
There are some gamblers who just want to be miserable and lose and complain. I think that's me. Do you get a little juice out of the complaining?
I don't know.
I try not to, but it's just uncanny when we play Blackjack how often... I mean, they have tens up almost every time, and they just do not even know how to bust.
I know it feels that way, but on some levels you kind of realize it's selective memory and et cetera, et cetera. Like, it's like, the thing is if the dealer flips a 60 and in your mind it's like, oh, they're a hundred percent to bust now, you know, and she pulls the four, five, six
or six obviously is no good, but you know what I'm saying? Then it's like, what? And you just kind of tend to remember that.
I think one of the issues with Blackjack is like if you're playing perfectly, you're set to win like 42% of the hands or something. So it's just not a very enjoyable game to play
because you're losing a large majority of the time. Yeah, and when you double down you feel like you're an 85% to win when you're not you're like 55 or whatever You know what I mean, right?
It's just I mean playing a game where you lose the majority of the time When you're somebody who loves winning and hates losing is probably a bad formula Baccarat on the other hand Banker you're technically a Mathematical favorite to win
Why it's a better game for us as a commission because you can't quite get paid even money
Well, especially in a good even or get even worse situation if you're down to 5,000 you get back 95% of it you're calling that a you're not even you know the issue with Baccarat is like the best way to play it is bet everything on one hand and that's just kind of quick and
final which is rough but that's that's every bet, right? Like the more you bet, the more opportunity you give the house hedge to grind away at
you.
The minimal amount of coin in you do on something, the best odds you'll get mathematically, but it's not really the funnest way to do it.
How we doing here?
No, this is bad too. I was wrong.
Well, so far.
If we get a big bonus, it can all turn around here. And in light of us needing a bonus, I've located a question of the day.
Oh, thank goodness.
I'm hoping it helps.
It's a lot of pressure.
It usually does.
Hopefully it does. This-V6H4K, I have no idea what all that means, asks, says, hello from New York City, fellas. I love the channel, I watch every day. It says, question, you guys are always on the road firing it in there. Do you ever think about just living in casino hotels
with your cops since you basically do it anyway and what would you think about living in a hotel?
I think you and W2 have probably come close to doing that. I know what was your what's your record either of you for most nights in a casino in a row without staying at a house? During the World Series of Poker one year I stayed
at the Rio I think for 56 days straight. And the grand total of my folio at the end of those 56 days was $35.
You grabbed some of that out of the mini bar?
I must have, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, because it was basically... Must have been a tip or something.
Yeah.
There was a time when if you had a certain player card status, you could get four nights free at any time. And you just had to have two nights in between so me and another high card player we just went back to back it would I book four nights and he would book four nights back to back and that's
why that benefit does not exist anymore because a lot of people figured that out
yeah so yeah 56 nights I don't know I don't even think I don't even know if he stayed in the room more than a couple of nights.
I would have said like when we go to the pepper mill in Reno, I almost never leave the property. And then there's another, there's a guy in his 90s that we met, really nice guy, who actually lives at the pepper mill. He has a suite there and he lives there. I thought it would be a funny reality show to do like, whatever, a month or a few months or a year where I never leave the pepper mill.
Oh yeah? And I mean, I know I could do it.
Well, you like being there, so it makes it a lot easier.
I mean, I would just go to the gym every day, the spa every day.
I think Howard Hughes lived at the desert.
Hey!
My guy's arrived.
It never fails.
It needs to be a big one, come on.
Oh it's a good start. Yeah, very good start. It's a really, really good start. So how much do we need? Only six balls and this is good. A lot. We need the multiplier a lot.
We only need 13,000?
Spin that thing up top.
I mean, that's what we really need. Spin that thing!
Come on.
We need the money gog.
We need to fill it in. We need the grand.
Why is it not spinning? Better start spinning.
Come on.
What's with these small numbers?
Oh.
Oh.
What the hell? What in the bathroom? That was such a good start. It was such a good start. I didn't think it was going to be like this.
Wow.
At least a plus 1,000.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Wow. At least a plus a thousand.
That's not great.
That's terrible. Days like this where you get nothing are fairly frustrating.
Yeah.
Fairly? When you get a big school like that.
Oh, that had so much potential.
And it just doesn't do anything. It adds insult to injury. But I think we should prove today that you can turn it around. Well we've done it before. I mean there's
games where you're never out of it. You know there's Baccara. There's a lot of
options. 14,880, right?
We kept it, no, we kept 1,000. Yeah. So 14,830.
830, okay.
That's a new image, yeah.
And today feels like a day that you're never in it.
Yeah, it kinda does, right?
Never got on Front Street. Waste of that shirt.
Well, if we end on Front Street, it'll be a miracle. Complete. All we need is a miracle. Oh yeah.
It's the wrong band.
I like that song.
All I need is a Miller Tall.
A Miller Tall.
That's funny.
Watch the fireworks.
Is that what it says?
Yeah.
I think it's Firecrackers, isn't it?
I don't remember.
Probably. Did you ever play with fire crackers when you were a kid? It was probably tough in Orange County, huh?
Didn't do much fireworks but dry ice bombs.
It's kind of funny, they make the fireworks illegal because they're too dangerous and kids just start making, oh, we got the dry ice and put that in the Fresco bottle and...
Yeah. I used to like those little white things that you'd throw on the ground and they'd pop.
Snap and pops.
Oh yeah, the ice cream man sold those.
Yeah, he kept them hidden behind the candy cigarettes.
He had to ask for them.
He'd throw them at people.
Those were fun in class.
Did you ever have the tough kid who could snap them between his fingers? Like, oh, he's not scared of the fireworks.
That was me.
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah.
I was gonna say that.
You were gonna say it was me?
Yeah.
Aw, thank you.
I went to school with WBG, he was the tough kid.
Yeah, I was the tough kid.
So, do we wanna play Baccara at some point,
or do we wanna just try and get something else here, or what do we want to do? For some reason, I want to try to get something there. I have a feeling the way the day is going, Baccarat will just be a natural for the player. And here, at least maybe we can get a big school or something good.
I've heard you say that in the past. Like, the reason you like slots is you actually have a chance to win a lot.
Right. The reason you like slots is you actually have a chance to win a lot. With table games, you always bet more when you're losing and you bet less when you're winning. It's just very, very difficult to have a max win on tables.
Well, yeah, I mean you win one bet at a time, whereas on slots you could win hundreds or
thousands.
That's my thinking.
But you get wrecked a lot more frequently, obviously.
You pay for the privilege, though, is the thing with this game right?
The house edge being way higher.
Well yeah the house edge is way higher and just the nature of it can pay a thousand to one is you're gonna lose a lot too right? Even if the house edge weren't higher.
Yeah I mean that's why the variance vending machines are so popular.
That's what it is right? How would you define a casino? It's just a... It's a convenience store that sells variants. A convenience store that sells variants, right? It's just like... It's so silly though, it's a dungeon when you break it down, right?
Yeah, you're paying to break... And this is what I was saying earlier, you're at the casino, you should gamble.
Yeah. And they have found so many ways to package variants. Like, oh there's this game and that game and this slot and that. But it's all the same thing. It's just the ability to win or lose a lot and people love it.
Yes, they have it across the board where if you want a little bit of variance you can
play whatever.
You know, Baccarat. If you want a lot bit of variance you can play whatever, you know, Bakara. If you want a lot you can play Roulette.
Sure.
I like Video Poker.
Yeah, oh there's a lot of variance in Video Poker.
Video Poker has a lot of variance.
Yeah, because so much of it's, like, there's a huge percentage of it's wrapped up in those Royal Flushes, those ever elusive Royal Flushes. Often times it's in a 2% range. So even if you're playing a game that's 100% return, if you don't get the royal, you can get crushed.
My plan is to get 3 or 4 royals, so it's 200% What do you think about that, huh?
The best laid plans.
I like getting royals. We're getting royally wrecked. Oh yeah. How much are we in you say $14,000 ish?
$14,830. No way. Yeah the Royal is the video poker equivalent of the Grand. Even like if there's some kind of multiplied something else would be bigger there's just nothing quite as satisfying as the Royal right? I would
even go so far as to say it's really the major, because you get them often enough. Come on.
Eh, $75 mini. I mean, who cares?
They're aptly named, yeah.
Um...
Ah, what a disaster.
I think they say if you play video poker for about 40 hours, single line, you'll get a
royal.
I don't think if you play 40 hours of slots, you're ready to get a grand. I don't think that an unmultiplied royal in Ultimate
X is very satisfying, by the way.
No.
Because it's really half of a royal.
Yeah, because you're paying double.
And you're playing 10 line.
I think it's very satisfying. Yeah, because you hold the ace queen jack, and it fills in with 10 king, and it's just so pretty.
And then you're like, ah, I only got one, it's not multiplied.
Why didn't I have a strength I had before?
Well, there you go. So we have 2,000 and some odd dollars here, which makes us in 17,000, just a complete and utter disaster. So what we're gonna do is get lucky on Baccarat, then find another slot, then win it all back. Or, lose on Baccarat and then be really mad,
and then go win it back on slots. Those are the options. Let's see how it plays out. 500 to start? What do you guys think? Sure, that sounds reasonable.
Yeah? 17,000 is a lot. Go ahead.
Well, we could just get a streak, and then just go 500, 1, 2000, 4000, 8000. That would be beautiful.
Can we see one of yours please? Alright, a 5. We have a picture and a four-sider. So we're probably tied. We are tied so far. You have a reduce. Okay, tied. Hit it with an 8 or 9. 8 or 9 and we win. Or a 6, we draw. Gonna be hard to lose this one. Oh, don't get ahead of yourself. 6, 7, 8. So, 1 third of the time we push. We need to see a dot down the middle here. Winner. Yeah.
2 to 1. Very close game. Like a baseball game. What was that betting method you'd come up with?
Bet it all?
To avoid the streaks. Remember you had some streaks?
Yeah, you have to press when you're on a banker streak and reduce your bet when you're on a player streak.
Okay.
I see what you're asking me.
How do you know when you're on a one-player streak, so you would then reduce your bet.
A streak is one hand.
So the pass determines the two-player bet.
No, it doesn't, obviously. I'm just saying, I've seen us do this thing where we bet more every time, and that is pretty bad.
Pass performance is not indicative of future results.
Six, seven, eight, and nine or ten. That's good. Go ahead and see both of yours.
Oh, weird.
So we need this to be a 10. It is a nine, and we lose.
Huh.
I thought we were on a banker streak.
Well, now we're on a player streak, so we should bet less.
You see?
All right.
I'm following.
So we go back to the original bet.
What a system. It's not a system. Coach D was introducing me to his new system, but it involves betting players.
Yeah, well we're not gonna do that.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Let's see one of yours this time. I reduced.
Huh.
Well at least we reduced for the player streak.
And now we go 300, you see?
Did you see the way the shoe opened up on the board?
Oh, yeah.
It was like about a thousand...
Yeah, we did. What is that?
Did you pick the tiles?
3, 6, 11. Yeah, I had a new order. 11 player streak.
9 or 10 and a no side, that's not good.
2 to 0. Alright. 2 to 0.
Alright, 2 to 0.
Picture.
Yeah!
We can beat a 0.
So now we're back on a banker's streak.
$300.
But we bet small in the beginning of the banker's streak.
Yeah, but now we really go for it here I don't know. I'm just We're getting completely wrecked. I'm trying to keep it light here Yeah, I like it let's see one All right Nine or ten and four or five. That's a four. It's not horrible. It's uh
I've seen this.
Yeah, I knew it.
Do you see how heavy that card was?
You know, some days you just think, wait a minute, let me go back, get back in bed, wake up all over again.
Yeah.
It can be.
You go 15 in commission, by the way.
Oh, well, it's okay.
Hopefully you win one of those lucky side bets. Lucky side bets. Every time we... Bet a little bit you win? You should have a rule where if you lose all your money you don't have to pay the commission. Because you already lost all your money. Yeah, they don't have that rule. No, they definitely don't.
Oh, look at that, eight. That's less than usual. Yeah. I have 300 left. Pay your commission. Since we sat down, there have been four players and one banker.
Pay the commission.
We did win the very first hand.
Should have been it all.
Did we?
Thank you.
Oh, he did say something about the firecrackers. I heard that slot machine.
Oh yeah. Yeah
What's going on? Are you staying? Are you leaving? One more? Okay. I don't care. I don't believe that it makes a difference. You're gonna deal us a big banker hand here.
Alright, let's see one of yours, please. Ace.
No fun sweats either. Hit it with an eight or a nine. Yeah! He's better than us.
Right on. All we can do is double it up. Alright, big banker streak. Oh yeah. New dealer.
There's that for the dealer. As a bribe, I'm going to bet all of that and then I'm going to do this and this.
Wow, that's high.
Do you even know which side bets you bet?
I do not, but we need a miracle here.
That's all we need.
Thank you, we need it. Let's see one of yours please. Player six is now 6, seven, eight. Three sides and a picture. OK, let's see yours.
Picture with that sex.
All right. We need dots. No dot. No dot.
Six to two.
Picture. Picture.
That's not a picture, but it's similar. Do we win the side bet?
I think so.
Oh yeah!
That's enough isn't it?
Even money.
Get the tie bet back.
Wow, paid some commission. Only need to win like what, five more in a row, let it ride, would be...
Well now it's a banker streak, you see?
Yeah.
You see?
See?
Two in a row.
If we win this, we'll be more or less even on Baccarat, yeah?
I think so.
Let's see one of yours, please. Okay. What's that, a nine?
Can you reduce that?
Unlikely.
Okay, it's that a nine? Can you reduce that? Unlikely. Okay, it reduces to six. No cider for us. Three sides.
No.
What do we need? We need a four, five, or a six. Yeah, we need a two side or a three side here
and we do not have it. All right, Baccarat. 20,000 a vintage, rough day today, but look at the grand.
Super grand, 95,000.
A super grand even higher, hold on. Two options to get us even here today. And this is a machine where you're never out of it. You may not recognize it because it's blue.
But it's technically still Buffalo Link.
Are we playing it because being down 17,000 makes us blue?
Oh yeah.
That's it.
This is our buddy Tilt's favorite game. This is his, I've seen him play this exact bank of machines for 12 hours.
Oh yeah. Remember the Super Grand was like 400,000? Yeah, crazy. That was Vegas on its 60th birthday weekend. And everyone was trying to hit it and then the weekend, the day it was over, somebody hit it at another property.
At South Point, I think.
Was it?
Yeah. I wanted to Was it? Yeah.
I wanted to hit it. I'd like to hit it today. Oh that would be beautiful wouldn't it? 95,000 it's pretty good. It was a fun party though. Oh yeah. I got wrecked but other than that it was a lot of fun. The next one two years later is coming up October 2nd through 5th in Reno. A lot of people are going to be there, it sounds like.
Yeah.
Is that just a groan of pain?
I just don't know. I don't know. I'm just wondering, what would happen if we started on Money Gong instead of Piggy Banking?
I mean, Money Gong was no better.
Yeah, that's true.
At least we found a game where you're very rarely out of it.
This one?
Yeah.
Well, you're definitely not out of it on this game, for sure. This has the, what, $34,000 big, beautiful buffalo spin inside it.
This has that one of those days feeling to me. I mean, we just couldn't win on blackjack, slots, or bachera. Maybe not even Buffalo Link can save us, but we'll see. You are never out of it. So far, we're in line for the garbage parlay to hit out every leg. Yep
Yeah, what do you when every every one of your picks loses? Yeah, I guess so It's flashing just like a fake flash on this machine on this one. It's super obvious Yeah, but it's got this big sign package and it keeps changing so it fools me a little bit
So far we haven't gotten a lot. $3,000 is now $1,200. Come on.
We've never won a Super Grand. We need to knock that out.
Yeah!
Never over.
$19,000 coming up.
So a Buffalo spin is basically our best hope here. Point. Yeah. Yeah. Never over. 19,000 coming up.
So a buffalo spin is basically our best hope here.
The grand would do it.
Yeah.
But a big, beautiful buffalo spin would be even better.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Point.
Oh.
Oh, this is going to be one of those Sandow bonuses.
You can tell.
Oh, yeah. It'sow bonuses. You can tell. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Who's got that?
Oh yeah.
Oh. $37 spin.
Yeah!
Super and eligible I might add.
Oh yeah. Modestly bigger than a normal school. You're never out of it in this game.
Never.
Not once.
This is no medium school. Hey!
Hey! Oh!
Oh! You're never out of it in this game. Never. Not once.
This is no medium school.
Hey!
Hey!
We're on front street on this game.
That mini's a thousand dollar bill right there. Nothing terribly mini about that. I see one empty hole. What about you guys?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah!
They can fill up.
I've seen it.
Come on.
I like this. You can make it go faster. I was going to say, it has your favorite feature. Go up a load.
It's a lightning rod.
2,500. We're up 590.
We're up 590.
We're up 590.
We're up 590. Whoa, it's a lightning rod.
$2,500, we're up $590 on this machine.
Should've just played this from the beginning. Well.
That'll teach us.
Change it to the name, the channel Buffalo Link Channel.
I think that would be a very profitable channel.
Yeah.
Updated inage $18,000 after the hand pay, so we got $2,000 in vouchers that we're just
leaving behind.
Okay.
No vouchers left behind.
Let's hope that's the beginning of a streak here.
Nice.
A couple more of those. Four, six or seven more of those in a row and we'd be good. All we need is like three majors and we're good. How hard could that be?
We just need the grand really.
I think a 15 buffalo would do the trick.
Oh it's right there.
Oh it was right there.
For a second when you said that WT I was like, is this the game where you can get the triple major? But it's not. That's Phoenix. But I had hope. I was like, oh yeah, we could do that.
Well, and that happens pretty regularly, right? Oh yeah, all the time.
You can only win the major one time, too.
Yeah, you can only get one for holding the spad. Same thing with the 200 hex ball.
Oh, it was right there again.
You can't get both.
I wonder how they control for that.
Alright, here we go.
I think if you get two, they just invoke the Boyd's all pays and place. Yeah, no.
I'm sure these are programmed in BASIC and it's some if-then command line.
If getting wrecked, then give them major.
Okay? Okay.
Do you remember what BASIC stands for? Do you remember the BASIC programming language?
I do not.
Beginners All-Purpose Symbolic Instructional Code.
Oh yeah, oh wait, oh. I knew that. What does COBOL stand for?
Common Business Language.
What does PASCAL stand for?
I think it's a guy's name.
Oh yeah?
He had a wager.
You thought you were going to get me with the COBOL, huh?
Yes.
Oh!
Okay.
Common Business Operating language, actually.
Man when those buffalo fly in there, it's exciting.
Let's not have to reload.
Do we want to reload or do we want to book the $18,000?
Well, I'm saying let's get a bonus on this last $37.
We're going to get sued for that. load or do we want to book the $18,000? Well I'm saying let's get let's get a bonus on this last 37 bucks.
Well that was one of those days where I shouldn't have gone to the casino. Just can't win on anything. We were even out of it on Buffalo Link so we're just gonna shake it off. My wife said to do jumping jacks, sit up straight. I tried it all and I looked rather ridiculous doing jumping jacks here in the casino. But I'm not afraid to try that kind of thing. I don't know, what do you guys think? What do you say about a disaster?
Just a rough one. We'll be back at it tomorrow. It'll be different.
Yeah, I mean I think we've been here before. If I remember this is not the first time we've lost is it? No. I think it's happened at least one other time. A couple other times that I don't know all I seem to remember is winning grands and having incredible comebacks and all the good things but today not a good thing but we'll be at it again tomorrow and I hope you're there to watch and even though we came nowhere near Front Street I do like our new Front Street like you could tell like which ones WBG the guy with the sunglasses you wear
sunglasses? Those are just my regular
glasses. Oh those are your regular glasses. I'm the guy with the chain and then you're the tall one there W2. Prominent ears that's all. Very prominent ears. Anyway cool shirt I hope you guys go to our sponsor Vegasmat.com and check
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