They didn't know they messed with the wrong person #shorts #movie

I just smell a wee in here.What is this joke, man?Don't stand near me, son.I got your mouthwash muddled up with cat piss.Take two steps back and wait your turn.Go for it, man. I'll wet you.

The only thing you can wet is your underpants, son.Now, back two steps.Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger.Don't, you know, dance.You!

Go again.

Now, make it sharp.Cut me where it hurts.

Come on, you dickhead.

Kids, stab.Girls, shoot.Boys, punch.Grown -ups, fight with their heads.

That's a nice whip, bruv.Here, lend us the keys.Hey, my man's got the desis and the bootcuts, you know?Defo linking a jessie.That is a naughty kettle, bruv.Hey, what's the time, Mr. Wool?

Time for you to cough, lads.

Lads, we're gonna need those phones.

Hey, run!Move, move!Clean that up!What are you saying now, fam?No, back off.Rob, this guy's trying to take my phone.

I'm sure you're all road men, gangsters, proper naughty boys, and all that bollocks, but I come in peace.I'm not trying to steal it, I'm trying to buy it.Honest money.How about you give us that bag?I'd be gone anyway.Stop!

Turn around, cunt!Give me the phone and take the money.Drop your money and run, boy.Right.Put the phone on the ground.