They Fell Asleep Before Takeoff and Woke Up With a Dog

Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.

All right.

Time to take out the special flying medicine Ronaldo gave us.

What does cuidado mean?

I think it means sleep tight.

Oh, well.

Sir? Sir?

What happened?

Are we in Dallas yet?

No, we've left Dallas. We're in Turks and Caicos. We need to clean the plane.

Do you remember being in Dallas?

No, we must have slept through it. You're wearing to have that. I... So it appears I've gotten a piercing. Why does your arm say Murray?

Whose dog is this?

What do you mean, whose dog? You refused a board without him. I did.

Let's go!

I don't remember my bag being this heavy. I don't remember my bag being this heavy.

Uh-oh.