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What's your name?Who you with, Toma?That's your friend?Okay, hey, friend.So how long y 'all been friends?Over 20 years.
Y 'all give it up.20 years of friendship.Are you single?You are.Okay.How long you been single?
Like three days.Damn.Three days.20 years.She ain't never gave you a chance.Yeah, she want to call you when a nigga leaving.
Here you go.
I'll be there for you.I'll go to the comedy show with you.
20 years waiting for your opportunity.You think tonight the night, dodo head.Did you leave him?Did he leave you?What happened?Ain't that about a bitch?
Call him.Let me talk to him for a second.And call him on WhatsApp.I know your little tricks out here.
Look at this nigga like, man, what you bringing him up for, man?She ain't even been thinking about that nigga, man.Let me see.
He probably see you call him like, look, she miss me.He hooked on something and ain't no Wi -Fi though.Look at him.Exactly.
What's up?
What's up, man?This Mojo Brooks, man. I'm calling.
Can you hear him?He hung up.Look at this nigga again.Yes.He calling back.
Give it here.Hello?
What's up, man?I'm sitting here, man, your lady at the show, man.She fucked up about what happened.She said y 'all broke up.This nigga smooth as a motherfucker.Something like that.
You know that homeboy she got, right?The fat one.You know which one I'm talking about?Man, that nigga been dirty macking on you all night long.He trying to sweep off her feet.Bring her to my show.
Hey, look, I'm finna take y 'all speaker.I gotta ask you something.You got some little fine shit out there with you?
Good night, London.I'll see y 'all when I get back.
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