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This Airport Security Game is Insane

This Airport Security Game is Insane

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I just saw a police officer fall from the sky

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So airport game today me and my friends become the worst TSA agents of all time

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Yummy slow down halt

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halt Why aren't you listening wrong person and of course in this game you could be on the other side where you are the type of person to smuggle various items hopefully onto an airplane I gotta be really careful what I say here because I can't say support certain words YouTube's not gonna like it we're taking that we're taking that suitcase buddy we're gonna we're gonna confiscate that

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I'm just stealing everybody's bags. They can't get through if I steal everybody's bags

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Okay, if you couldn't tell from the extremely realistic graphics of this game this is this is a video game YouTube It's not real. Welcome to a game called airport security sucks And if you couldn't tell in this game There are two teams you play on one team is security where your job is just to, you know, keep the airport safe and make sure nothing happens. And the other team is the smugglers.

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Their job is to, you know.

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Can I at least just show you what's in my bag?

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Sure.

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All right, let me, let me, let me take it out for you.

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That's not good. Good If you play on team smugglers your goal is to get these items through security and onto the airplane fill up this board of stars And you win and obviously on the other side the securities job is to stop that and I have to admit that is very difficult Because in this game the airport is filled with NPCs and your friends playing the smugglers are among them Look, basically if your security just don't let this happen. I hear a lighter and maybe a few um, they threw it right at you, bro

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So where did that come from?

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I see them and I know this is probably a wild time to throw a gamer subs promo But especially on a video like this But you know this video happened to land on this day for those of you who forgot today is Good Friday and probably you know Caffeine and caffeine free are for sale right now for 25% off today only people once it turns April 4th in Eastern Standard Time It's over no more sale You can also use code s7 at checkout for 10% off your purchase

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But I just quickly wanted to throw that in here because there's not much time left. This video is a blast, both literally and figuratively. So I hope you enjoy it. And if you do, leave a like on the video to let me know. Okay, let's get to the video. I'm going to miss my flight.

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Airport security, explosions volume, 200%.

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I'm going to die.

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I'm actually going to die. gonna die why does there's twice there's separate thing for explosion for the

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Oh no!

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Oh no!

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Oh no! Oh no! I missed it! Shoot that guy! Wait, are we even in the game?

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No.

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Are we playing yet?

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That kid just went through the wall!

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Why am I sleepy?

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Did you shoot me with a train dart? Me?

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Hey, can we play the game or something?

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Me when horny? Oh, we all turned!

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Oh!

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm so fast

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It's like a it's like a street takeover at houston, oh if you don't turn it, you go really fast. You have to do like a subtle turn.

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You were going so fast.

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I'm outta here!

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I'm outta here!

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Boys, all we gotta do is commit acts against the country that I'm not gonna say in the YouTube video because we might get demonetized. I'm finding a bomb.

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Hey, I'm a gonna say in the YouTube video because we might get demonetized. I'm finding a bomb Hey, I'm a lady by the way. Hey, look there's bombs in the vending machines. Hey, that was easy America

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What'd you do? Keep hitting it. Oh Smart genius dude. Look we have it now. Okay. Now I think I hide this some people wait Yummy yummy must be late for their flight guys I think Nice lock in for God's quit laughing about the six millions were about to light up. Why is he coming over? He's coming over here with a bomb in a suitcase

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Wait, what's he doing?

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Can I put this in his can I put that in there wait, oh wait, oh Oh, I could put it in the bag no way oh okay all right this is guys this is good the ladders in the bag there's a right let me spawn spawn some dynamite okay that's what is that I don't know

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spray-paint that looks like a shopping cart I'll put that in there

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Guys don't don't use that don't yell with that do not say anything with that Don't say anything if you say anything with that we blow up. It's a suicide vest dude It's literally actually what that's actually so jacked up that that's in a video game Don't yell. You don't say word. Okay. okay, let me turn on my mic, I'm scared. I think I should rock up with this silently and see if they say anything.

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Oh.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Shh.

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Are you gonna get through TSA, dude?

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Uh-oh.

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Where are they?

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I heard somebody whispering over here.

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Sounds like a whisper of contraband. Who's this person? Was it? Hey? Why are you walking away?

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You see some boy you see some boy

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Got a bomb I'm going aboard the plane you can't stop it You should just rock up with that thing and see if they say anything just don't say anything Oh cuz they can hear you. Yeah, don't talk. I have golden key in my bag. Think it's like you kind of got to act like an NPC, you know, oh my god Look how many stars we have to get yeah, bro. We got this. This is an insane concept for a game

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By the way, there's no one even working here

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I'm coming through

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AHH!

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AHH! What the fuck is going on?

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What the fuck is going on? What's going on? What's going on? Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait!

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Sir, sir, sir!

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Let me put it in my bag already got a stick your patron gives you 25% speed of 50% recovery Wow, that is loud. Did you hear that shit? So get a drink drink this thing drink the beer. Oh That's loud, I know what this is, but we're gonna find the hell out what is that? I don't know I think it's an incendiary the sky I'm boarding a plane with a bomb!

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Man So

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Airport game

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I'm gonna load my shit up on here and see what happens

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I got three sticks of dynamite Yeah I think we can just send it through

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I feel like you guys are somewhere over here

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Oh shit when I hit the wrong button, how do I switch? Cut the dog off, cut the dog off!

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Just waiting to board my flight Yep, same here buddy

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Another day at LAX Alright, can I just at least show you guys what's in my bag? Can I just show you what's in my bag? Just so you know, I'm not bringing anything, it's just Hold on, I'll show you let's just go on this side while we watch so it's only a few of these are what these are candles they're candles for for

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Hi, all right, yeah me and you buddy

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Hold on. Let me put a message out to them terrorists

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If there is anybody in this airport trying to smuggle contraband onto this flight, just know we will use the full extent of the law to kill

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your ass!

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You wanna say something?

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We have snipers and tasers and

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we also have bombs!

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Try us, mothafucka!

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Yeah, he ain't be lyin'.

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Wade, he's coming! Hold on! Open the door. How do we open the door? I'm drinking coffee

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I'm gonna snipe a random guy and it's gonna be one of them watch

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didn't get anything okay good good good good we gotta stay near the TSA things because it makes noise where's our dog at a dog in the kennel right here let her out hey attack attack attack that person uh sniff what are the things oh oh search oh i have to tame it i'm holding him i'm taming i'm taming can you cupcake pay attention yummy you should turn i'm also taming yeah me you should oh okay good what was

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that i heard a clown i heard a clown. I heard a clown. Cupcake, attack. Cupcake, listen to me, attack and kill.

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I know that's you. I know that's you.

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I know that's you.

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Die!

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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We're taking that suitcase, buddy. We're gonna confiscate that, fucker.

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Oh No yummy, we're tell the dog to attack everybody now

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Cupcake attack

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Yeah, attack again attack again. Oh not me not me you fucking stupid dog

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Attack oh my god, it's pretty help this dog is not trained very well. Why are you in here? Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here bro. You're going to jail.

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I want to sign up.

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Somebody help me my own dog is attacking me.

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I can't get out of its grip. Hey yummy we're recruiting a new guy. Alright here you go.

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You want to help? Pick that up.

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Cupcake here. Cupcake come. Kill the first person you see okay attack. No way. He's good. That's our recruit. That's all

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He'll oh you recruited him yeah

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What he's coming with the bag you stop the guy with the bag stop the guy with the bag stop the guy with the bag

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Yeah, he made it He's sleeping

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Get his ass

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Get his ass steal it I got a gun I got gun! I got the gun! I got the gun!

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Kill him! Kill him!

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Oh!

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You son of a bitch! Let me up! Let me up! Let me up!

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You're under arrest buddy! You're under arrest!

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Arrest this guy with the teal shirt on! I got him! I got him!

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I'm taking the segue over.

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You're under arrest, sir.

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Search!

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Hey, we're doing good. They only have 30 seconds.

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There's no way they can do this. I'm locking this shit down, bro. There ain't no way. We can't. We can't. Halt! It's frozen over. Halt! Halt! Okay, they all stopped. Everyone in this vicinity stopped. Hey look, there's an actual plane flying. That's sick. We're doing good. I hear a lighter

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And maybe a fuse. Um, they threw it right at you, bro. So where did that come from?

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Oh, I see them

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Yeah, buddy you're under arrest you stupid idiot no

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Buddy you're done. You're done as well. I'm sending you to jail. I'm sending your ass to jail

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I'm sending your ass to jail. I'm sending your ass to JAIL! I'll take your heads!

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Get that guy!

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Get that guy!

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He crashed!

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I looked up after the explosion like

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Oh...

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I heard the TNT and it landed at your feet

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You turned around and looked at it and go

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So where did that come from?

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I can't tell if this game is shit from butt or game of the year I just can't freaking tell. Game of the year. You know like it's just really hard. Game of the year for sure I'm stealing a duffel bag. You climb up this ladder you gotta climb

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up this ladder and open the vents. Oh what how i'm gonna snipe them from up here dude that's actually great you got you guys run contraband i'll snipe them i want to get a look but i will run contraband um i have a slight look out oh my god there's so many vents i'm going this way Oh Taser hit me from there

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Tried to blend in I tried to blend in

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Ma'am I'll kill you right now. I'll kill you in cold blood. I'll make sure you die

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Hey close that close it down

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Yeah, she did all right nobody loses give me your bag, let me check it hold on I just got sniped at a sniper I was at a freaking sniper

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Over the lockdown sounds.

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Wait, there's a bomb! Mandatory checks! Mandatory checks!

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Mandatory bag checks!

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Let me see your bag!

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There's a guy in yellow!

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Look, the guy in yellow told me to do it, man!

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Shut up! Let me see your bag! I don't even have one! I don't even have one! Where's your bag?

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I don't even have one! I Arrest this guy arrest this guy

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There we go nice job Holy that hell out of that guy. Oh, no, they all do I think we need to explode them all with a bomb My bags good

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That was me so bevi, dumbass, you stupid fuck!

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Hey, who's this, who's this?

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I'll be having that.

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I'll be having that.

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I'll be having that. I mean my luggage, my suit, my clothes!

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It's my clothes! It's my clothes! Dude it's Gucci and Louis! It's Gucci and Louis bruh! I'm gonna take that straight out of your hands and I'm gonna put it in my bag! I'm gonna put that straight in my bag!

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Dude I need a sniper from up here wait yeah, yeah Sovie oh my god Sovie out it's over here. I'll give you this one for free But these three over here are maxed so Guys keep duffel bags Yes! A big hug! Oh my god! I'm just gonna keep going.

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I have a duffel bag up there already ready.

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I thought it had a- I thought it had-

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What the fuck happened?! I don't know!

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I grabbed my bag and there was like a bomb in it. It blew up! Sovie? Where'd my duffel bag go? Sovie? It's double bag go Sovie?

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It's gone. Hey guys You uh, you messed up again you let me through this is like the fourth time I've showed up with a full bag

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In this bag, dude We have a shit ton of bags up there with full I think we want I

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We have a shit ton of bags up there with full I think we won

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Whose green guy over there Oh No Epstein air F 3711 we're flying to a Garth at 21 I'm gonna go into Chernobyl. I want to fly to Freaky Marcus with Giovanni. Yeah, these planes need to get blown up bro

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Want to lock in on scanning bags We gotta stay close to like

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Alright fine attack

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What wait why are you Heal! Let go! Search! Keep it on search for sure.

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Oh! Oh! Oh ho!

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Hi!

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Ah! How do we- why is he just attacking- he just keeps attacking black people. Do you- dogs, racist, airport blowing up.

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We definitely in Atlanta.

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I'd do the same thing if I was a dog.

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Oh man.

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God damn it.

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What do we do with the luggage that's bad? I'm just gonna put it in our room. Well they could clearly get in there.

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Yeah how did they get in here?

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They dropped through the vent. Oh shit. in our room yeah well they could clearly get in there yeah how did they get in here they drop through the vent oh let me scan it so we know that's oh okay so so so if you scan with that that's how you get rid of them. You have to scan them Stop! Yubi! Halt! Wait, which one are you?

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Let me check that

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Wow

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You're under arrest

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No! Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!

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Lay down, lay down, man!

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That's funny, I'm sneaking right after my mistake I

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What

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That's how I jump

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You just put it up your butt hey, Trippy, you gotta try this thing

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What an idiot nice dude congrats bro now you get to put this in your butt

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Now hit space. Pfft. Sure it's fine. Okay, no explosives, that's good. Why do they have a raw steak in here? I don't know, but I'm gonna try something.

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Check this out, check this out. Ready?

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Hold on.

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I got an idea. I got a crazy idea.

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I blew up my intestines intestines boy. All right, it's for all the marbles

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They're inside their office right now. They have no idea what we're doing.

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Officer, take a look at this. Kaze that guy. Arrest him. That's arrestful. That's a warrant. That's a restful. That's a war. That's a warrant. Yeah warrant for your arrest

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Get my bag. Thanks. See you later. Get my fucking bag! How do you... Ow! No! Somebody stop him! Somebody stop him! I want my $10!

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Don't bite she don't bite! She don't bite! She's a- she's a- she a lover.

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She a lover dog. I took my suicide vest Trapping you Oh no, no he's right here

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We gotta board with the urinal Get that shit

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Get the urinal Downfield Get that shit

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Yeah yeah get it down

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There it is There it is Attack Attack I

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Check

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Don't go go

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Okay, I got it. Okay this shit. I'm kidding the check

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Yerdle's gonna be on board! No! No! No!

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Someone get this down!

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Yes!

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I'm on fire!

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I'm on fire!

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We're taking him down with only urinals.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Urinal maxing. Urinal maxing. Urinal.

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Why is princess thinking about me?

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Urinal max. Urinal god, urinal maxing, urinal maxing, urinal- Wait, why is princess thinking about me?

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Urinal max, urinal max, urinal max. Everybody get to their own urinal.

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Oh my god, a whole ass urinal twice.

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No, but check this out. He's got a coffee machine we can steal. Can this thing shut up?

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I'm stuck in the wall.

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Let me in, let me in.

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Look at this coffee machine, bro. Oh, that's worth a lot. Arm yourself, arm yourself.

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I'm just gonna crash into him when he comes in. Oh my god.

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He's dead. Run. He's dead. Run.

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Fucking urinals. Oh my god

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