I'm feeling it. You already know I'm feeling it Not again! Paddle, paddle, paddle. Welcome to a game where all you could do is paddle. But don't worry, you're not alone in this endeavor. Look who's on the other side of the boat with you. That's right, you can play this game with a friend.
And oh my god, is that the worst
thing you could possibly do.
You can't ask me that so f***ing late.
What are you- what? Can't ask me that so late
So that's crazy you why are you paddling I'm literally trying to turn you stupid fuck you control one paddle your friend playing with you Controls the other it's really that simple except it's not in this game. You have to navigate the most ridiculously annoying Obstacles, I think I've ever seen in a video game to this point get too close to those spikes die Get too close to that wall die fall off the map die But you know what at the end of the day, it's all worth it because you guys are being entertained by our misery So please leave a like on this video for that reason alone Subscribe to the channel if you're new and if you want to see part two, we have to hit a million likes on this video. That's the only way we're doing it It is beautiful little bald boys here. God. I love a good pair of bald boys. What do you think about bald?
I put hats on mine. Oh
hats
Okay, hold on. Yeah, but I cowboy music kind of stopped when I put them on like hey Before we start John whoa. What's the number one thing we do in boats?
paddle paddle paddle
Way, how do you paddle?
space oh
Oh
All right good start all right your turn to paddle, okay? Do it again your turn oh You have bit fair fit there you can't stop you have bit fair fit there. You can't stop you have paddle fairs
No, no, no, hold on we might be able to just gun this way slow slow slow, that's your turn. That's still your turn You're doing it too fast! John!
Who goes?
You dude, you just chill.
Alright, first corner.
Alright, turn it.
There we go.
Alright.
Oh, this is easy.
Oh, bro.
You're going too heavy. Alright, lock the hell in, bro. Not that much. All right, lock the hell in bro Not that much lock down lock All right, we want a chance of beating this we are not beating this game just so you know right now We are not beating this game. We got a block. Okay, relax
Okay
Sure, we can hit a rock surely. Well, that was all anything we hit anything
That was you you should have paddle paddle paddle
If I get too much, we're gonna go forward too much. We just got to take it easy. All right, I'm turning Okay, I'm locked in yeah, yeah, yeah, we're getting the hang of it no one's ever seen this your turn oh what is this shit bro are you serious? paddle paddle go! no you gotta count down to me buddy okay uh three now okay correct correct I gotta count correct correct Okay, we're going right now.
Yup.
Go.
Paddle, paddle, paddle.
HEEEEE!
Oh my god, checkpoint!
Get that shit, get that shit.
Okay, alright, we can pop.
Let's blow up. Okay, good.
WOO!
Oh, wow, alright.
The right way is more difficult, game, please leave a like. This is our first full playthrough. That was actually quite the speedrun. I think we, uh, that might be world record.
How come our time's still going up? What's happening? Are we going right or left?
Right way is more difficult, but you might win something cool. You get a hat. I don't fucking care about the hat. We're beating the game. Go left. all right we're stay involved this whole time we could just go just keep it going keep it going keep it going this is you turn a little bit okay oh man oh my slow okay correct I got it I got it yeah well you know I think I you need to do it okay well you're just getting
close to it while you're doing it okay okay relax. Oh, we're good. We're good
It's just touching the or you paddle you paddle first paddle. Okay. I'm the next one on the next one You want a little too hard there I'm not gonna lie you want a little too hard I went a little not gonna lie. I went a little- I'm always hard.
It's a problem.
I have like erectile super function. Can you hurry up please?
Thank you.
Too fast, too fast, too fast.
You do it every time!
You should have stopped paddling there!
We had it turned that way and you kept paddling!
We're drifting. Alright. Alright now, how are you gonna blame that on me? We're supposed to turn this way and you kept paddling Let's hit a fat drift before we start All right, go Like both of us don't have the patience for this I'm doing great Yeah, there we go. Uh oh. Don't stop!
Oh my god.
Okay, both of us hit space in 3, 2, 1, now.
Okay, now we'll rotate.
I knew this was gonna happen.
Okay, now you start it off and then I'll follow suit whenever you...
Whenever I want, huh? Alright, alright, alright, relax, relax, relax. Okay. On the next one, on the next one, on the next one, on the next one. That's not the next one. That's not-
We gotta get closer. It's fine. We got cameras.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Checkpoint. Checkpoint. Checkpoint. Checkpoint. Oh my god, yes, so easy just keep going go I Feel like I feel like we're in a bad pattern right now now we can make We got here. We got it. God. I really don't we got a chill chill chill chill chill chill, okay Okay, you gotta be careful white what's's that bar right there? Don't worry about that
Alright, what are we doing?
You went right into that, dude.
I- Yo! What do you- What do you mean I went right into that?
It was a fucking team effort, buddy. Okay, slow.
Uh-oh.
Get away from it.
Now.
LIBBY! HUUUUH!
THE ROCK! I don't know. We have to correct though.
Uh oh. Should we wait? I don't think we can.
What?
What?
What?
Is there a break button?
No, I don't think so. Is there? No. We're at the motion of the ocean, baby.
Okay.
So.
Heavy!
Heavy!
Heavy! Heavy! Heavy! Heavy! Dude, what? Okay, that was- mm-hmm okay so break button hold on there's no way okay wait this is good alignment oh no oh I could you should you paddle to get just don't you didn't have to paddle again I don't have to paddle again. You didn't have to in that moment. We can make it now. You're just being petty Now you're still being We should do it at the same time so we go straight okay, and then I'm gonna be we should paddle do I paddle now I think I paddle to the Right after this next one. I think you will like paddle to rotate us, and then I'm gonna down we should paddle you I paddle now. I think I paddle to the
Right after this next one. I think you will like paddle to rotate us and I do a little a little extra paddle. We're good Okay, okay we need to be very careful here I feel like the walls are closing in every second to hit another paddle
Come on baby. All right. No, I'm really glad we got that. Alright John what we need to do here is just spam. Are you ready to spam?
Yep count me down.
On go.
3, 2, 1, go.
I feel like the discord lag really kicked in. Okay how about at 10 56. That's already past. How about at 1105? Yeah 1105 yeah I love it oh five why would you paddle already okay you're late you're late you're late. All right, that's so much. 1120. This is truly the finest. I'm lagging behind, I'm sorry. That's my bad, that's my bad.
I'm gonna lock in, I'm gonna lock in. Let's just slowly, slowly, steady.
Slowly, steady. Hit it again.
Okay.
Ready? Wait, if might find a secret. Oh my god. Okay, okay, okay! paddle someone else paddles okay I did three huh we can make that hold on hold
on
so we can do it no we can't I feel like sometimes you spawn in you just don't have a shit. Hello. Oh, I honestly thought we're gonna fall We literally had it when we just locked in
Okay, you locked out for a second
What's the depth on this thing bro? It doesn't make any sense. Oh Okay, hit it again. Better better better better good. I'm on it. I'm on it
Hold hold wait. Hold your stop. Okay, you paddle first paddle twice
You're good
Okay, it's hold on You're good. Wait. Hold on. We should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should,
we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should,
we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should, we wait, we wait we don't hit it. We're fine. Probably we don't hit it. We're fine. Probably. Okay, you start you start off two of them You didn't do two you did one I know but we would be we would be curved even more and then not be I was gonna catch it on the second one You get that but you should have just anticipated because we were looking like this if I hit it, I did it. That was like that. I was actively it's it's all right. We can get it on this one We're not worried about it. How are we paddling? We're off the water. I Don't know damn. We're both just keep going. Yes. Okay, we should pause. Are you sure I feel like we should go for this What I had oh we got to get more speed off the thing I should just kept going on it. Oh, I had the feeling
That tonight's good, man The timing on that is crazy Fuck this, bro No, we could we could do it. Look look at look up top. We're almost like oh my god
I didn't even look up there. Are you serious? All right now paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle
Oh my god, they're paddling. Oh my god, they're paddling double time double time You can't fucking start doing it. Let's say double time. Are you you got to communicate that you're gonna? I leaned for- I leaned back. You tell me you're not locked in right now? I'm so locked in, dude. How locked in are you? Let's see it. Okay, wait. Oh, so how locked in are you?
I wanted to align.
But we need to get crazy speed there.
Yeah, but we can align and then we can spam it.
The quicker we get through it, Jon, You're locked out. The quicker we get through it, John, the less chance we have of hitting it. Think about it. Because if we go in slower, then we have a higher chance of getting swung down on.
Yeah, but we have to also-
We got it, we got it.
We have to be sure-
Nah, we can do it on this one.
Sick.
I thought we were aligning it.
Oh, now you are good. You're all not about aligning and then all of a sudden you were.
Oh no.
Feeling the vibe? Feeling the vibe? Are you feeling the vibe? Are you feeling the vibe? Oh yeah. Are you feeling the vibe?
Oh you're feeling the vibe.
No no no no no.
Oh the vibe stabbed us.
Yeah yikes.
That's my fault. Paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle. You're not paddling yeah cuz we're gonna hit that thing if we didn't stop stop paddle all right paddle okay we got a real lining we gotta agree what we're doing we just pause right after we get after that okay now that we have a game plan okay, I paddle over now you paddle okay, and we should just paddle
Wait, okay, relax relax. I'm trying to settle right direction man. Okay, three two one paddle That's gonna be a little discord How does it good this is not good.
You gotta paddle us?
Sure.
Uh oh.
It's not good.
Oh no!
Are you spamming once you get to the boost? Are you like spamming paddle? Then I will do the same.
I figured you weren't.
Nah, I figure once we hit the boost we should be fine if we go into a fast No But I'll spam We weren't even at the movies All right, did you let's do this the strongest spam? Oh, I can actually do this Now your spam's way better, dude.
What type of keyboard you got?
It's Macro'd, buddy.
Okay.
Wait, send it, send it, send it.
Yes, sir!
Yeah!
Okay.
Okay! Let's keep going come on go no problem. We should pause just we should go yeah Yes, dude, okay, what do we do here? I don't know I was looking forward and then got distracted because of that. This is a no death run starting now
Editor block out our 99 death. I was looking at our deaths
That was our first death actually we reset
Okay, oh man, I don't know why we're already turned to the left. I don't know why you're paddling twice again. Because it's fun.
That's a good point actually. It's a great point. Alright, alright.
Yippee!
Damn! What the fuck?
I mean, okay, I think what we have to do is like you turn us and then we both paddle a little bit so we slow down, you know what I mean?
Okay. I hear ya. And then it didn't we both paddle a little bit so we slow down. You know, I mean
Okay, I hear you are you sure
You're gonna match my freak is what you're saying. Once we could win the booth return that corner Essentially, I'd like it would be slightly delayed freak man We're not Like it felt like you want to go for it, but I mean we could go for it But it's just like every time we spawn It's dependent on where they were last you know it's not like they're not Each time I don't think they do okay. Let's go
Wait turn it. Oh wait. We're good. We're good. We're not spam, but you know a couple times All right. All right on 2402 Just one
Okay, you see you paddle
I was trying to correct it. I was trying I was trying to get us away with it cuz I thought you're gonna turn us more I was acting purely out of instinct. All right, slow slow slow
Rotate us Hit a couple one more hit one more hit one more
Paddle
Here we go. I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm afraid to you start off. Go go go Okay, okay. And now
Yep
Go. Oh my god. Oh, it's so juicy right there. Okay. Okay. Calm play it calm. Do you want to correct us one more? Uh,
We can't ask me that so fucking late what
What?
Every other thing we've been doing as soon as it passed we just- shut the fuck up. Every other time it passed we just win and that's the one time you're like, oh you wanna correct?
We're dying.
We were far enough away from that one where it's like maybe we should talk about it.
Jibby!
Jibby!
Okay, okay. I'm gonna let it hit.
Let it hit let it hit let it hit come on. Come on you can you can hit that There we go. There we go. There we go. Oh That was a perfect drift three two one paddle once Okay, okay next Next go next white white just go. I got my neck that we should talk. We should discuss Thanks one. It's whenever they like this next one or the next next one the next one This next one or the next one like this one
Fuck waiting for that shit. I'm hitting that checkpoint. What is this? That's spinny spinny spinny guy. There should be no problem. Are you kidding me? Get on that shit now Let's get a little closer. Oh, oh Oh my okay, so it doesn't carry us with that's crazy actually wait, so we have to get to the middle essentially Okay, whenever it kids us spam it But not as hard because your spacebar goes quick. I have a longer actuation point. Are we going in the middle? And... yep. Go!
We should probably wait.
Well, I figured maybe...
No, no, it's alright. I think we just gotta let off the throttle a little earlier.
I didn't push my foot down.
Sorry, man. I got a lead foot. Good save, dude.
The sound! This one's kinda cringe. I'm gonna say it. I got a lead foot Good save dude This one's kind of cringe I'm gonna say it But there's a big red button over there. We got to do this. Ooh probably opens the gate
Damn, bitch you ripped that shit before even there. I mean we got it. We don't have much time
I'll be alright paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle paddle. Oh could save and now we now we wait and now I Guess we're going Because the water is in front of us
Hold three paws, you'll be all right. You have to paddle and correct Beautiful hit that button All right, this should be no problem, okay, one shot this I'm not even worried about this one honestly Oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god
This is so long
We're locked in right now embrace the lock
Holy shit Oh
No This bro, we have a time trial to get cross this water. That's gonna be activated once we hit this button I feel like well, I don't even know what it is. So It's for sure the time trial water spawn. It's gotta be the door. This is gotta be true That's what I'm thinking okay so like tap on the micro quick how fast you could press your spacebar but I'm gonna hit the button no tap on your mic like oh I don't know I it's kind of hard to
like replicate the I don't know Okay Let's see what it is
Don't go too quick cuz your spacebar. Oh, I see what it is
Okay Dad fucking sucks dude Why is that so far we had a lot of close calls on this one Like this.
Get this next one, get this next one. It's like a rotating door, but you'll die if you hit the door.
So do we just... yeah.
You gotta paddle.
We're waiting for the next one, if that's what your strat is. Unless you want to go for it. I meant like the opening of that one that we were already in yeah Yeah, if we want to do it this way. I know we did it this way the first time I'm just saying like we did we get a moment like this You know and then it comes down to us locking it in for like three seconds for that So cute how you always find a way to blame on me, but I'm not blaming it. I'm just saying that like We could do it this way But I think on that last one we might have to wait till the next one because it seems like it's a tighter space
You know I mean, that's a little too much there. Yeah We go we go we go we go we go Yes, sir all right, we just got to send it. We just got to keep it going. We just got to move We just got to send it. We just got to keep it going. We just got to move. We just got to move. Too fast, Tom. Too fast. You press it faster!
We're going to fall off the map if we don't be careful with our speed.
I'm literally matching your energy perfectly. Just press it quicker.
I feel like we should slow down. We slowed. What was the what was I kept on pressing on accident oh my
god turn us around oh I was waiting for you to turn us around if I press it we
would have died it's good like bro I'm not mad at you say that's incredible what we just pulled off there we go we go we go we go we go we go all right all right. I just keep it We just gotta be careful because if we go too fast we'll fly off the map before the next one I don't happen that won't happen that won't happen. No what happened probably not what happened, huh? Oh? My god. Oh my god See, but now we can take it easy
Let's go Not we should project yeah, okay. Okay. We'll speed it up on that. Let's do that. Maybe oh. We should probably just- Yeah, okay, we'll speed it up on that. Maybe not yet. Hold. On the last one.
Yeah, just keep it ascending.
Yes sir. What in the hell? Do we get to stay on them? Or are they constantly moving? I think we have to follow them. Something tells me we're gonna have to like get on and then match the energy of it.
Alright, go.
Okay, okay, okay. It's spinning and spinning and spinning.
Okay, this isn't bad. Physics would like a word but it's not bad. Yeah, no, it's fine. Um, so this is gonna be an issue. Go, go, go, go, go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go We going bro? Yeah we should have but you weren't pedaling either. Cause we're turned two times, we're turned like this to the right. You can't fucking-
We made it.
Oh my eyes were fucking closed I'm gonna be honest.
I think we just go for it based off vibes, you know what I'm saying saying I'm overpowering you are I thought we had a good thing you're under powering you're rotating what you stop you gotta paddle we both had to go forward motherfucker we're already at the right distance to paddle no I I was doing completely fine I was turning
towards it and you stop I paddle though. That's you stop
So I you don't understand how well I'm literally just matching you after you paddle I'm not even paddling on my own fuck it. We could have made that it just went
Wait, that's why I need you paddle too. I thought you were gonna paddle as well. I'm paddling based off of you So it's like I was like sometimes we just need to go straight, but sometimes you suck but sometimes I just need to go straight what is straight when you're rotating in a circle sometimes we both need to hit it at like the same time though and it's just kind of like based off like what position we're in hold on I'm gonna rotate us all right now we got to send it straight go I'm gonna extra okay nice extra long this is yeah are they same time are they always same time timing Let's get the timing of it
One two three four. When the hell's that last one go? It's about five seconds. Okay after it goes again, we'll go
now
Okay, pause
I'm afraid of the side. Are you afraid of this one? Are we dying? I kind of like this part
It's just the dismount. It just the dismount that's the issue You never stop paddling here You just slow your paddle
Stop paddling Okay, I'll keep going, I'll keep paddling
Okay, now you slow it down and then You over paddled
You said never stop paddling
Yeah, never stop paddling, change your pacing
That's what I was doing and you were getting mad at me!
NOT ENOUGH!
That's crazy! You can't have one- you can't have your cake and eat it too!
I don't even like cake that much.
Yeah you do, liar!
I like it a little bit.
Dude, if we hit this fucking thing... Fuck this dad was like you guys gotta play this dude. You gotta play this game. You have to it'd be my dream Fuck you, Dev Bitch ass look how long this progress bar is you kidding me fucking Satan?
How about you watch our videos? That's good one John. Thanks. It's just like don't don't let it turn until like we're almost there. You know
Seeming like and then right here uh-huh and now we paddle off okay good call good call I was misunderstanding you I was misunderstanding you that's all hold on let's wait one more time then we'll go here and it will slow it down I'm so scared fuck let's go go go go go go go go go okay slow down slow down're good. We're good next one
Come on baby, let's keep it sitting keep it going. What the what though? Okay. I hate this
Stop. Oh, are you fucking kidding me? Okay, let's turn around and no no, this is this way. Okay, go straight Left Okay, go straight Left
Go straight I think I okay
There's my guess buddy. I don't know what to tell you. Let's study. Okay, so right at that wall Yeah, and then once we're at that corner of the wall pretty much like right in the center like once we're aligned with that Yeah, yeah, then we go forwards to the side of the trophy You see what I mean? Yeah, and then once we're in corner with the spikes
I mean once we see the spikes would be a little bit kind of easier to get some okay some understand. I think I'm good Wait Okay, we got rotate yep, and And then... Keep going. Deep until we're halfway. Right. A little bit further. Probably left now?
Yeah, now. Yeah, now.
Straight?
And then we go straight. It's so hard to know.
Yeah, what is straight, you know?
Okay, hold on. Hold on. We're gonna... Yeah, yeah, gonna, we're gonna hold on. I gotta turn. Go forwards a little bit. Double pump, pump it. And then we take, we turn here.
I think we go straight now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
John, we're on the edge. We're on the edge, we're on the edge. I need you, do you hit? Yes, yes, yes.
Did you hit it again?
Hit it again. We're literally fine. I don't know why you said we were on the edge. We were exactly where we fucking needed to be. I'm done listening to you.
The right side of that fucking statue, like it's so- we're literally in line with the right side of that statue.
Oh my god.
We didn't- like we fell off in that corner because-
When I looked I thought the statue was in the middle again, like the other side, like the little block there. Damn, why'd you listen to my ass, bro? I don't know because like you're in half control of this fucking shit. I thought we were on the other edge! Try to keep it straight as possible.
I think- okay, slow slow slow slow slow.
Yup.
Stop- you're- okay, now for- Okay, now we're fucked.
No no no, we're good, we're good, we're on it, we're on it, we're on it.
Okay, then-
Then halfway, halfway. Oh, yeah, yeah, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're solved. We're solved. I knew what was going on I had to restudy the map. Okay, so now we might be a puppet now. We're good Okay, but if we fell it would be a little different all right so I saw that one come No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Go go go go go go go! No! NOOOOOO! No way. At least this one isn't that bad. It's not as tedious.
It's just annoying.
Yeah, that's- that's where it came in.
OH SHIT!
Yeah, we're coming in too quick there.
YEAHHHHH!
Do your best paddle paddle paddle impression.
We should cosplay these guys and only- and should not shut the fuck up I actually just got to turn it down cuz it's so it is very loud I'm turning it down as well editor add a better scream for that moment will hum scream every time I'm very curious what he added all right I'm putting back up three two Wait, did you change? Did your guy mature? Did he mature? His balls dropped.
I thought, I mean that was like the perfect time to go, you know what I mean? The voices are changing. The game has had enough. It's just It's giving us random voice lines now. Go go go go go.
I agree.
Hold on.
Go go go go go go. I agree.
Hold on.
Go go go go go go go.
Holy shit.
Okay.
Okay.
Single paddles.
Agreed. Unless we need to. I- I- No, that's you. There we go. There we go. There we go, baby. Yeah, come on, baby. We can make that. We can make that. We can make that. We can make that. We can make that. We can make that. Is that a jet? What the fuck is this?
Based on what it says, water.
Paddle left and right to steer the jet and avoid...
What the fuck?
What the... Okay.
You need to paddle I got it bro. Oh.
It's really... okay so we can hit the...
I feel like we didn't really hit on that one. Why did you say it man?
The game was letting us get away with it.
That's crazy.
Well it's because we hit the front of the cage on the top right. Oh my fault. What are you doing? I don't know, fucking with you. This isn't working. of the cage on the top right oh my are you doing I don't know fuck it with you is it working I forgot I actually tried to hit my D button instead of hitting space fuck up John oh god you threw me off so bad fucking hitting it when you're not supposed to
dude
dude this is the best level
yeah right
you're not hijacking this plane, motherfucker. Alright, we're good. Smooth sailing. Damn, we're kinda like in the middle middle. This is nice. Surely it's not gonna ramp up. Oh my god. You might have to hit it, yeah.
Hit it. Hit it.
Hit it.
Oh, we're locked the hell in, bruh. Oh, alright. Easy.
Oh, come on. You could've just given it to us.
Easy. Easy. Come on. You could just give it to us Easy nice Wrong with you, okay, this is gonna be awesome. Oh, this is actually nice Now is it gonna hey bro, are you gonna paddle
What do you mean? I pushed us. I We were like sitting like this we were like that yeah, so I felt like okay you want a paddle here
I'll tell you no
No
You just gotta you just gotta like we're gonna
We were aiming the way we had to go you weren't you were paddling anymore if you paddled more I would have but we were barely aiming there
Holy shit, oh, I'm surprised you missed it I'm not pretty goats pretty goats pretty goats pretty goes we should probably get some speed here oh my god Oh They gave us one they gave us one bro Okay paddle to flap the wings Oh flappy bird, oh shit, this is actually crazy happy bird, bro Why I was a little Getting pretty low there captain. I don't know
Paddle, paddle, paddle!
Oh, shit. Sorry, I just had to get the title out. Just had to get the title out.
This reminds me of one of these good old mobile games.
He's self-aware. Paddle a little bit more. Paddle a little bit more. Yeah, I got you, my ball head you ain't gonna worry about it What is that Box let's get it paddle left paddle the left it We don't need that shit. We don't need that. No, I should stay run
Yeah, but like what it what if it was like a bomb or so, you know, maybe I saved our lives It would be kind of funny. Should we go back?
Bro don't like I'm literally way better. I got you
You have to paddle here paddle. Okay. Yeah, you scared me So, you know, I hope you just carry this all the way to the end. Oh my god, not too high We were too high if I hit it again, there's no say it's too high bats literally sleep up there
Okay, now we can get the thing yeah true maybe it actually explodes
Damn
Viking oh we got a skin. That's so cool. Swap the skin once we make it there. Should we just land here? I think that is that what we're supposed to do Yeah, why are you oh my god? You are so lucky. We didn't carry momentum. Why did we not think about landing in the water? I?
Did I just figured it'd be funnier to fly all the way to the end?
Oh is that what you meant by that?
Yeah I thought you were It'd be funnier to fly all the way to the end. Oh, is that what you meant by that? Yeah.
I thought you-
That's crazy. I thought you meant like we couldn't go on the water. I'm like, why would we not be able to go on the water? Swap our skin to the viking. Nah, man. I like the OG.
Swap it. Okay, Jesus Christ. What the hell?
Look at us. Now we've got a sail. I don't like it. I feel like there's something through that waterfall. Alright, that's what I was thinking too. Dude, we're on the same page about everything.
Oh my god!
Trident!
That makes so much more sense on a Viking boat.
What?
What?
What?
We popped a raft with a trident
We're not even on a raft anymore
Go go go go
Sometimes it's dark and sometimes it's bright
That's crazy
Okay
I only heard one of us that time
Maybe we
Wait Yeah we wait
I can still to see it though Yeah, it's just not a lot. It's still kind of sketchy to do we could do it I don't like torches fade in and out though to be honest. Oh, they look they get low on fuel I'm not paddling anymore. I'm scared
Wait hold on my nose itches we should wait
Nice We should wait Nice Another one coming up. Oh, we're good. We're good Skin affected that I'll keep to try that though cuz we pop the raft to be funny Fuck waiting bro, honestly Okay We can make this
Okay, you stopped I didn't think we were gonna make it. Oh, we can make this. We could have made it on the other side. Dude, no problem We can make that We can make this. What are we doing dude? Oh no!
You stopped. I know because I panicked. We can make it, we can make it, we can make it. What other funny little traps do they have in here? Surely there's something. This is way too sus.
Oh.
It worked, though. I don't know why you're paddling in the dark. I don't know why you're paddling in the dark I was the one time you battle the dark river that what I did just sorry I was just going dark it just it's decided it started going dark and I was your for you but also doesn't work for me we were we were fine kill yourself paddle that's crazy why are you paddling I'm literally trying to turn
you stupid fuck and it was fully fucking bright out that's the crate stop doing
it okay slow the whole time the second it goes dark, we stop. I'll let you know to- STOP! I saw you.
Well yeah, because you hit one step here, and I hit one to even it out.
Hey John, guess what?
Chicken butt.
STOP!
Neither of us were doing shit there.
Ooh, more of it. Cool.
So tedious.
We're gonna have to stop?
Stop, dude. Stop.
I heard- I literally heard you.
Okay, okay. I'm just making sure.
No, I heard you paddle is what I meant. Look at that wall texture up there. Doesn't that feel suspicious?
It does feel a little...
weird.
Paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle.
Yes, paddle. Yes sir. Wait, I did it again, I dropped the name. Oh, wait, hold on, pause. Let's make sure there's not like a sneaky, closer up one.
That's a good point.
Okay, well if there is, we can't see it. Okay, I don't think there is. We should wait.
Try and get closer.
Why are you not going going we're gonna die no we're all right
paddle paddle hit it hit it multiple oh my god John holy shit that was so risky please hit the check okay thank God what does this mean whoa wait what's the direction we have to go right why do I feel like we're gonna go to a tunnel it's gonna get really dark right up left right wait which way is it I'm gonna be honest I don't think up is like up. I think it's more so for okay. I'm gonna be honest. I screen scratch
They say some people entered these sewer pipes and never came back
Why do you say that's so quirky
so like Whenever like do we take a left here? Why was it take a you take a left? Well, because it's like a forward arrow.
I feel like it's straight. I feel like we go straight.
Maybe, yeah, because we're at a fork.
Yeah.
And then this one we go left.
Okay.
Maybe?
Don't, I'm gonna double check your work.
Yeah, it's a left.
And now... It's a right right so this way Might not buddy we go forward until the next one and then it's a left
What the next one why'd you stop oh?
Sorry, I I was confused the way you I mean you did say the next one so that that was the next one
You know I I mean?
I agree where we are now though.
No, we're good, we're good. We go straight, right?
You sure?
Straight.
Wait, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
We definitely don't go right, that's a dead end.
I'm pretty sure we go straight, cause we turn- We're on the left. Oh, I see. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I agree. I agree I'm sorry. I like there's no more pork. I mean, this is it. This is it. This has got to be it This is directing us the right way Cuz do those count? I Don't know. I don't know what counts. Those counted for sure
Stop paddling stop stop stop paddling stop stop. I think we go right next we haven't gone right again yet. Okay
I wonder if this changes everyone's playthrough. And then I think we do forward.
I think we just brute force it.
Yeah.
We just brute force it, bro.
You going too quick?
Nah, we're alright.
Nevermind.
That's the way the game is meant to be played.
Then we do...
Two more...
Three more forwards.
And then the next fork we do right.
And then another right.
Let's see maybe
Either that we're gonna be one of the people stuck in the series forever. Okay to only give us a right
I don't like that. No no no this is still still straight now. We take a right Right
And then we take another right Oh, I see light dude. I see light hold on hold on hold on oh My god, that's insane so none of those turns count. That's insane. I mean, it's just it means go forward Nice that was huge I can't believe we actually got away with that I can we can make that yeah cars not even here yet what in the God's name is this are we gonna know we're good is there a pattern so I think once they go once the first ones are past we just go okay, okay go now
We can make it oh for sure so easy We're good, we're good. Oh, no, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Oh my god. We're so good. Holy shit
But that is like the box I'm not worried about it What a beautiful secret box! The skyline is amazing! I love the city!
But that is like...
Where's the box?
I'm not worried about it.
I say we get to the center, then we recalibrate.
Yep.
Go. Woo woo woo woo woo!
We gotta turn a little bit to the right.
Yeah, I agree, I agree. I agree with that assumption.
Woo woo woo woo woo!
Oh, no problem. Where's the center? No problem. No problem. A little bit of a problem. Little bit. Do it.
We're recapping.
We were gonna fall off.
If anything,
tell me to hit my space bar.
Okay, but we were gonna fall off. I don't think there was any way to correct that. I think it's better that we just reset it here. And then we just stop right here, and then you can turn. You can turn literally right here, look. And... okay?
You were a little aggressive there. Oh, so it's not right here? You're a shitty GPS. You said right here. No, no, no, we could've, if you just didn't double paddle, we would've been fine. You should've said in 30 feet. Please hit your paddle left! Yeah, see, like, we could just show... You could paddle more forwards, just paddle more forwards with it. Just get in line with it, it's not that complicated.
I agree. A strong wind is up... oh, it's windy. Holy shit, dude. This dev does know who we are.
Paddle, paddle, paddle, pad...
You tell me to paddle.
Okay, I think we stay near the left side
God damn it's windy on this thing too windy too windy
All right, baby, we got it be a hard one here. All right, baby. We got it. All right, babe. We're good We're good little vibe little vibe little vibe go to slight upward angle. Yep. Yep Hold on. I got I got a baby. I got a baby. I got a baby. I got it I got a baby. I got it. I got I got I got it. You got a correct egg. Correct it. Correct it I am I am correcting it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. What stupid thing does this button do?
Fuck so across the road at the corner of the skyscraper, we take a right. Then once we're in line with that other road, then we go across. I'm confused.
Where do we end up at?
Oh, we have to hit the bouncing on the fucking floor. I'm gonna take a screenshot of this,
but I don't know if it's really gonna help at all.
I think it will.
Okay, so slow, slow, slow. Now take us left okay now all right let's get to the skyscraper almost and then we paddle forwards pretty much to this water block just stay in line with this water block paddle one more time oh that can't be good Are we hold on drift a little bit more I think we are good for it's you press first I think you gotta go to maybe smidgen to the right
Okay, now you you you you you you rotate us I see I see oh
Wait, wait hit us more hit us more
We go baby wait what do we make it? Oh? Oh? I didn't realize this was here. Yeah Okay, okay. This is gonna be a I feel like we needed speed to
Yeah, we're gonna have to do it in time you have to count down if you want to count down to go Do it now. 3, 2, 1, go.
Okay.
Wait, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we got it, we're on there.
We're on there, we're on there, we're on there, baby, we're on there, we're on there.
Get this checkpoint, get this these, one of these.
These are easy. Stop, just get over paddling. Stop, dude, chill. How are we still here? Okay, relax.
Heheheheh.
I get noivice on the edge.
Stop paddling so much!
We're good, bro. We're still in this.
Dude, you're literally, you're paddling too fucking much you're like you're fucking making me edge for no fucking reasons I'm just keeping you on the edge baby yeah I'm gonna send us off if you do it one more fucking time I I don't know my own strength okay come on come on let's just get that shit let's just get this shit hold on let's get this shit let's get this shit let's get this shit oh I don't like how I had a time I don't know what's to the left though? Is that where-
A checkpoint would have been gorgeous here, I'm not gonna lie. Game is not very- I feel like we go left.
Yeah, I'm down.
Okay, let's go. Yeah, I don't know what that's about. We need speed. We need a lot of speed. Go go go go go go. Oh nevermind, I thought there was a gap. Oh! Okay. I looked over to the right. Oh my god, we have to go on those. And then we bounce across the fucking boats. I don't think it matters which way. I feel like surely we go to one of the shorter bridges? Is there a different, like height wise? Well yeah, look at the one on the left yeah all these ones are I think we go up a little bit more okay cuz like if you
look at past it's like some of them will just hit the wall right after yeah I feel like I said we go for oh that far left one isn't even a part of it but yeah I'm downing on this one are you ready no okay next one then no this one okay I heard you I heard you dog I heard you, dog. I heard you. I think we're supposed to like get speed here though. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Losing. Oh my god. Okay. All right, we got to time it. We got to time it. Stay here. Stay here. Stay
here. Stay here. wait on this one. Yep
We can't wait to lay though. Hey, we should go now. We should go now. All right, let's do it. I'm feeling it
That was crazy teamwork
Wait, the ship has a cannon it could shoot fireballs just paddle to steer left or right. Okay, easy. No problem. I can do that This is weird
Don't put us in front of the cannon John don't put us in front of the cannon bro. Don't put us in front of it
Okay Okay. Steer it. Oh, wait. Yeah, like, I usually turn left. Are you sure? I usually turn left, so I figured if you hit space, we were gonna go right for some reason.
I don't know, Doug.
We gotta hit it.
Oh my god, please, please, please. Oh, get that. I don't know if I... That's you, yeah.
Go under the...
Right, yeah. Nice.
Yeah, yeah, ready to counteract it.
Okay, real fucking early. There's some fuck assholes.
Sorry.
I trust me.
I wasn't even I wasn't even gonna take place.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Keeping you on your toes boy. You still not on your toes though. All right, let's be ready to correct each other's mistakes you got me ready for that okay now go left that's the teamwork right there guitar pedal switched wait hit it again I'm here dude I was confused cuz I was trying to click switch skin and it was really fucking my brain left left left left left. Oh No, yeah, that's a good call
Are you though? Yes, you should beat that. Oh oh yeah I'm ready Oh change come on I like I will it there. I thought you did it there.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Oh my god.
Wait, we should readjust. We should readjust.
We can do it later. Next time we're there.
Literally the angle that we were going to approach it was bad.
You're totally right. You you totally right. Oh, no What type of jungle is this? That's what I was saying! Alright, so we're getting real wet and wild here. Yeah, a little too wet and wild for us, apparently.
There we go. Yeah, no problem. Okay, now we follow it. It is more hit more.
Why don't you just stop? You just stop. It's crazy. You just stop. It's crazy.
You really have to go in line with the water. I am trying to correct it, but you keep paddling alongside of me trying to correct like what I'm doing.
We are going to just had to go straight.
We just had to go straight.
We didn't. We are going to just had to go straight. I know we had to turn right it doesn't carry you it doesn't carry
You like that. I know it doesn't carry you that's why I'm saying we have to go straight We just have to go you just have to maintain speed I
Know that's why I didn't you just stop. I don't know. I'm strategically waiting to paddle specifically See this is all I'm doing I'm just keeping us on and keeping the momentum.
Transfer!
What goes around, comes around.
You just stopped paddling again.
We're still on it though, we're still on it! Why are you complaining?
Yeah, I'll be- barely, bitch! We're fucking on the edge of it, motherfucker!
We're still on it though! It's not a problem until we fall. Like this. Yeah, if only we were up closer so we'd end up to be it on the fucking very backside
We should get mad
I'm gonna man she cuz you're doing it wrong I think we're both doing it very different ways and each have their mmm see like I need you to paddle there like for real Get us on that shit
Yeah, baby pause a checkpoint would have been awesome here.
It's right there. We can do it.
Okay. We gotta stare at the...
Oh.
No, dude!
What the fuck? That's crazy! Fuck you, Dev.
I agree.
I'm refunding this shit. Yeah, honestly.
It's only two hours and 48 minutes.
Little vibe, little vibe, little vibe a little bit little vibe little vibe little vibe Little vibe little vibe. Yeah Get that shit. Oh, come on. I'm worried about it one shot one shot it Yeah, I feel like that's the vibe right now. It has to be like there's no way we don't mess what we messes it what don't worry about it don't worry about it I'm ready stopped yeah yeah okay so there's no checkpoint here so we go for it Just vibes do this all it is Just the vibes
It's all vibes. That's not the line stop. I think we had different vibes there. It's okay. That's okay. We're due for one We get one shot this again. No problem. I have a bass guitar you have an acoustic. Yeah, maybe that's a problem Okay seems like the problem is deeper rooted it's got to be the drummer Alright, like I said, it's just vibes man it's just vibes you know I'm vibing I'm vibing I'm vibing with it I'm vibing with it I'm vibing with it I'm vibing with it still I'm still vibing with it somehow somehow someway somehow I'm still vibing with this believe it or not
I am no longer vibing with it yeah I think the angle got a little bit too off. Oh Editor cut that out now the question is do you want to start on the left to the right? Just go okay, oh, we'll just we'll see what happens. I'm on the same time signature, baby Our drummer again I don't think he has a metro now on he doesn't have a metro now
I'm feeling it. Do're so right I'm going back to OG. Go back to the OG.
No, I feel like we were doing good Just we'll see how it feels with the Trident because I feel like with the Trident
Like Poseidon has like powers and shit. So maybe one of his powers is like paddling a boat. Maybe. Which I don't know because I feel like he has a fire- I don't think he would have any like use over the place. So we're fucked. Oh, we're good. We win. We were on the edge, now we're winning. Wait, can we just go straight this whole time?
Yeah, dude, for sure.
Oh shit.
There's no fucking way we were that stupid.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
W. I don't know what the editor cut all of that out beforehand
All right go at this angle
Okay
This is the level they put after this yeah, why does this feel ridiculous? Little fucking baby ass water something's gonna kick off, right?
They gotta turn that fuckin' shit off, dude.
Yeah!
Yeah!
No, we got it.
Yeah, yeah, you mean the checkpoint.
Yeah!
True.
Yeah!
Oh my god, dude, what?
I guess there's gonna be a shark that comes out? What the fuck was that?
Dude, I feel like they missed something from the game dev you should add something there that makes that way more difficult and piss Off piss her off. You know I'm saying go we don't wait just five Probably wait. Oh
Wow
Go go go I
Think you know what it is. You know what it is. No. No, you know, yeah, you're totally right But you know it it was? You switched your paddle. We're going smoking it. We're smoking it with the Poseidon. And you take it off the trident for what? A little boat rotor?
Go.
Clean transfer.
Slow.
And then we start going... now.
Slow though, slow. Slow, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
We're good, we're good.
Okay. What okay? It's one of those ones We're just gonna follow it Okay I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you. I'm with you dog. I'm with you dog. I'm with you dog I'm with you dog. I'm with that bitch is fast as hell We got it. We got to be more on it? I think we can now. I think we can now. Okay, we gotta get out of here, dude. Like, you
just STOPPED!
I feel like if you paddled one more time, we would've been fine.
I literally kept on paddling afterwards, and you stopped. You were done paddling.
I feel like if you paddled us one more time, like, when we were stopped there, we would've been good. Okay, we wait one more. Stop fucking counter-paddling me. I'm trying to align us straight you fuck ass. No go Stop no, we wait one more agreed
And we stop
So wait, there's only Looks like right there. We start I think we on, I guess we would almost start on the opposite side. So once the left goes, we'll start, like we go. Wait. So here, let me explain it.
Once the left goes, we start on the right.
Yes.
Or maybe, no, once the right disappears. Yes. We start on the right next to the left. All right
All right now cut left
Come on ain't nothing ain't nothing
John just gonna warn you we have 40 more seconds so we can refund this bad boy. It's three hours. It's the three hours now
I'm pretty sure I think it's always been three hours unless it's two hours now You must be joking if you think I'm playing this for three hours. Oh, no Let's see how far we can get though all right next death we reset Dude, holy great minds think alike. Actually we're almost halfway there though. That's true Maybe we hit halfway point and then people beg us to play it and we never play it again Yeah, like super buddy. oh yes dude you say fuck you to the audience right all right so thank you for watching guys appreciate it guys hope you enjoyed it
if you want to see more fuck yourself look actually how far that shit is you're 82 meters away I think from halfway I was like 10,000 total okay this is just for fun now my recordings. Oh, yeah
No, I play it gave her fun fucking stupid
Maybe it's just moves us really quick, bro. We could just chill
Yeah easy
Fuck it was so nice and peaceful. tell my character made that sound or one
of them
yeah ok maybe we should have made it halfway
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