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This Game Would Clinch the Playoffs! Wheel of MUT Ep

This Game Would Clinch the Playoffs! Wheel of MUT Ep. #54

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It all comes down to this! The Wheel of Montpanther season! Banger after banger after banger. It's felt like every single game of Panther season has been a spectacular game. Whether we won very close in the end

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or lost very close in the end, our record is four and two, gentlemen. If we win today, we make the playoffs. If we lose, the season resets. This is the final game of the regular season. And our regular season challenge wheel hangs in the balance.

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We need a touchdown with three separate players today. If we want to earn the jackpot for the regular season challenge wheel, our newest running back, B. John Robinson, could easily be one of those. But then I got to get two new guys in the end zone.

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Remember, I get a full fledged jackpot if I can complete this. Granted, if I complete that challenge and lose the game, it's for nothing. Regardless, today is a massive episode. We're a 96 overall squad and at the helm

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is 98 free agent limited Daniel Jones. I know I'm like joking, but Danny Dimes is actually incredible. This card is so good. We got Bijon Ngenti, Jefferson Nukua, and Jigba Hunter Henry, and John Riggins the Diesel. An excellent offensive line,

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and on defense there's so many dogs too. Trayvon Mooregg, Peppers and Keekly, a crazy Panthers duo. Cam Curl, Sertan, Lattimore Porter. Got Miles Garrett, Vince Wilford, Travis Jones, and Micah Parsons. As you can tell, the defense is where we could use a little bit of work. Travis Jones and Micah are outdated. James Harrison and Demario Davis are outdated. But outside of that, this team is really good. We've even got a decent kicker in Brandon McManus. So off game, but it all comes down to the game today. Can we make it? So without further ado, let's get this first wheel spin in the books.

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We got three wheel spins to add to this team. And then we hop into the most crucial game of the season. Ugh, five packs this late is usually not good. Although this does work out really well for us because of Ring of Honor. Recently EA dropped this promo called ring of honor

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They're literally the best cards in the game at every single position. They all have gross juiced out abilities This Megatron gets mossed for free Marshawn freight train Sean Taylor avalanche You get the idea these cards are disgusting on top of that. They all have really good prestige options Which is something we should consider as we head into the playoffs I'd have to get really Lucky because the odds are not in my favor even with five packs the odds of getting a crazy good pull or not in my Favor, but you got to give it a go at leaving the 98s or even then I was about to say even the 95s are crazy

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So Leonard Floyd's gonna start over Micah Parsons. That is already a bonafide new starter. We will know if we pulled like a 99 because they have a specific animation for each player. It's actually really cool. Like if you pull Megatron, you get like a couple of Megatron highlights in there. Regardless, here's what we can do. We can take Leonard Floyd. I can also take Troy Aikman and I can put him at my backup quarterback for a touchdown. a rushing touchdown like a QB, like a scramble or a tush push, it would help out with the regular season challenge.

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So keep that in the back pocket. But Leonard Floyd is going to be a starter and we still got four more of these packs. So we're, we're actually in a good spot here. I was kind of talking shit about these ring of honor packs, but tons of good prestige options if we can make the super bowl, get Chris Spielman right there. We get a Jalen Ramsey and a Bobby Wagner. Okay, pack number three on the ring of honor It's been a while since I got crazy. Whoa, whoa team diamonds. Hey

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Okay, wasn't it crazy? Oh actually kind of is a really good pull We can easily get Thurman Thomas in the end zone I feel like running backs are so easy and golden taking in the end zone to anytime It's us. It's a skill position offensive player. It's good for that regular season challenge wheel This is literally the last game of that regular season challenge wheel So if we're gonna get it done, it's gotta be right now Okay, I'm starting to like this wheel spin more and more

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I don't need the 98 or 99 overall for this to be super beneficial to get golden Tate and get to Neil Hunter and Troy Aikman couple of dupes on this one. That one's not great. All right fifth and final pack for the ring of honor Alec Engel 88 overall fullback technically good I mean, I've got the diesel like I've got John Riggins the diesel But technically it could be something get Bobby Wagner and a Keyshawn Johnson Keyshawn Johnson is 6-4 wide receiver So we get one bonafide starter in Leonard Floyd checks are really nice I mean, this is a very good card and then offensively I can take out Chimray DK who's already scored a touchdown

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and I can put in Keyshawn Johnson and Golden Tate who both could get a touchdown. So Thurman Thomas, De'Juan Robinson I feel like those are two really good guys to get in the end zone and then I'm gonna sub Jackson Dart out for Troy Aikman. We could try and scramble one in with Aikman. I could even try and get Alec Engle in there. It's really gonna come down to it in this episode. This needs to be a high-scoring game and I need to win it. Also gonna put Bobby Wagner at MLB 2. He is a slight upgrade here. Not the flashiest first spin, but I actually really like it for this episode.

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Alright, gentlemen, let's ride on to spin number 2! I hope you're having a spectacular day. You look incredibly handsome and that little vein down the middle? I kinda like it. It's got some quirk to it. Half a mill- Dude, I've actually been spreading bread recently. Half a mil one player. I'm 100% getting another defensive tackle. I run four three sets very, very often.

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I almost always have four down linemen. So even though it's a D-tackle one and a D-tackle two, it's basically two starting D-tackles. You can think of it like two starting offensive linemen. It's not exactly this, no you can't think of it like that. If I ever need to shut the fuck up, would you guys tell me, please? Half a million coins can get you a freak show D-tackle.

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Quinn and Williams, team of the year is insane. He has a 94 speed, a 90 Excel, 98 block shed, and 97 power moves. This car is disgusting. He's actually gonna start over Vince Wilford and he's gonna get crazy discounted abilities that's I didn't even know that card existed until right now so we've got one AP available on defense he's actually boosted to a 98 this cards nuts

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it was the easiest decision ever he gets interior threat for free free interior threat and I'm gonna give him double or nothing and it's gonna be a great day okay so we got Quinn and Williams at rush defensive tackle we've got big Vince Wilford at nose tackle and we're moving Leonard Floyd to the rush left edge It feels so bad benching Micah, but it had to be done at some point things are looking good gentlemen Look at that defensive line that D line is crazy, bro

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We got team of the year miles even the year Quinn and Vince and Leonard Whoo. All right, gentlemen, our third and final wheelspin two massive upgrades already Quinn and Williams is gonna be huge on that defensive line For a final wheelspin mm casual gets to shit on you once again. I did so good last time Let's lock in we get any player They start at an 89 overall for every piece of the grid that I get correct. They go up by one Let's start with 3,000 plus yards passing in a season. Let's start here with Jaden Daniels.

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Washington commander Seattle Seahawk. We just added him to our team. Bobby Wagner. Kansas City Chief with that much? I mean, come on. Patti Muffarad. A Cleveland Brown with 3,000 plus. I actually don't know. Although Joe Flacco must have done it, right? He did not? Didn't Joe Flacco win an award with the Browns? Oh my god, he didn't pass for 3000 plus? Did Shadour Sanders do it? Dude, I don't know any good- dude, Browns quarterbacks are so doo-doo dog water ass cheeks. I'm gonna go Baker Mayfield. Good lord. Okay, I got it. A Chiefs Seahawk should be Kenneth Walker. I don't know if they're gonna count that though. I'm not gonna- I don't know if they're gonna count that. I'm gonna stay away from it for now a cowboy Brown would be a Mari Cooper

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So right now we're at 89 90 91 92 93. We're at a 94 overall player. I have three guesses left I guess I'm gonna try Kenneth Walker here. Oh my god. They didn't count it. Shit Best I can do is a 96 now if I clutch up commander cowboy. I know this because of a Madden themed team I just used. Theon Sanders played a year for the Commanders. I honestly don't know another one though. I'm gonna guess Sammy Watkins. I don't think Sammy Watkins ever played for the Cowboys though.

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89 plus six correct is a 95 overall player of our choice. Not my best showing, I can't lie, but a 95 overall player is gonna give us a ton of options. Hold on a second, wait a minute. This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen. He has 96 speed? Okay, so I wanted to pick up Larry Allen because if I prestige or pack a punch Larry Allen, he has a 99 left guard, but this card's a wide receiver? He's 6'3", 335? Dude, I bet you his downfield blocking is insane. This is a downfield blocking ethical Hooper, holy shit. I'm getting this. No, he's not on the auction house

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Ruined oh my god, that would have been awesome

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My beautiful incredible plan was foiled and I'm gonna have to go with the smart safe option and take Damien Woody Also, if I just had more ball knowledge I could have gotten a 97 or 98 overall player. Best case scenario on that is a 98. MM casual, MM casual strikes again. Fuuuck. And with Damien Woody, we officially have an ability on every single player on this

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entire offense. Defensively, it's no different. Everybody is decked out with so many abilities. Actually every single player on defense has an ability now to the only position that does not have an ability is my punch We will never be more ready than we are right now gentlemen four and two We have 12 of our 15 player touchdowns and one game to secure a spot in the playoffs

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Of course, we've still got the challenge wheel Completing this challenge gives us one of any pack in the store That's insanely unlikely to coincide with the regular season challenge wheel two touchdowns with two separate players Yikes, that stack is not a listen. It gives and it takes sometimes they coincide and sometimes they're on two different trains But if there's one thing I know about trains number one autistic people love them number two your mom loves them Bang, what do you got? Steelers fred warner cordell stewart harold carmichael

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That's a squadron I tell you what though our team is on our team is honestly really good right now There are no realistic holes on my team outside of the fact that it's not a theme team. That's it I mean theme teams all have 99 speed everything right now, but Dude I have depth players. That's crazy Now I am envisioning a universe where we get our challenge wheel and our regular season challenge wheel But I need to score five touchdowns to do that.

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Five touchdowns put me at 35 points and that'd be close to a 40 bucks. So now all of a sudden we're thinking about a lot of stuff. In the backfield I think he's got, is that Rico Doudle? Rico Doudle, Ebron, B. Marsh, DeCastro, Carmichael, Johnnie Smith. Steelers team team. He's at least got 25 cam and this team is

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Nasty, we force Rico outside and then back inside so cam curl can make the tackle. I like it the stains own coverage here I'm not trying to get Torah Wow. This is honest to God. This is God squad versus God squad. These are two crazy

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What I need to see this again what on earth happened FUUUCK! WHAAAT?! PADSERTAN TOOK THE FOOTBALL?! WHAT?!

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I need to see this again. What on earth happened? I- and buy another $70 copy of the same fucking game! When it isn't working? Nowhere near as fun. When it's against me though? Significantly less cool.

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Guys, I might go fucking yard first play of the game. Dead ass. I almost wanted to. I almost wanted to! Fun fact, his QB spy just acted as a pick. My beautiful editor Ty is going gonna show you that again. I ran just a drag out of Hunter Henry and he put on a QB Spy and he literally set a pick.

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A textbook screen. No Draymond Green screens out here, that was legal. Unlike my most recent girlfriend. Wow! I'm doing the fucking thing! Shit. That is the first time I've been completely bagged on my play.

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My motion double pass is stupid cracked, but it's not good against man and he was running man right there so every single play we call from here on out needs to be a man beater play and if it's not like if he switches to zone we can go back to that play because now it's clear what he's doing it's clear what the game plan is so let's just beat him a block Bijan we got a lot of man beater routes up top. Ooh, that's not what I really wanted. And I dropped, yikes.

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Third and 14, I really do not like this. He's got Warner there. Wonder what Jefferson can do. Big, big play, broken coverage. Who's on Hunter Henry? Wait, I can't let Hunter Henry score this.

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I gotta get the regular, holy shit. I almost forgot, cause this is such a big game. I'm bringing in Thurman Thomas on normal wide off close. And I'm seeing if we can't just punch in an inside zone. We got a good old line. I'm gonna call a couple of fake audibles here.

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I just want Hunter Henry to acknowledge. I want JSN to acknowledge now the users thinking it's a pass. Hopefully we can just take this right up the gun Thomas an interception a touchdown Thurman Thomas makes us 13 out of 15 on the regular season challenge But also you guys will notice I did not include Victor Cruz on the regular season challenge wheel I know he threw a pass to Zeke Elliott. I know he threw the touchdown, but I did not specify

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Something like that. I just guys when it comes a wheel of mud. I take a lot of pride in this I really feel like I got to earn everything, you know Until of course I make up a rule that greatly benefits me I'm like an OnlyFans model. My morals are just Subjective to the day just which whichever way the wind blows really I formation handoff play action. Oh Great angle, holy shit. I thought I was gonna be a touchdown. All right first and ten Let's get to switch chicken. He may actually run it now now that he got a successful play action out of this

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I think he might legitimately hand it off. Let's find out. I got a really good D line right now I love how strong this D line just got so I can't say I'm too worried about it. It's an actual handoff and holy fuck. I was just hyping up my D-line. 17 yards for Rico Dowdell. We got Quinn in there. We got Will Fork in there. Like we got the numbers.

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It's going to go with another handoff.

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Thank God.

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I was about to say, dude, we're getting gas. In his debut keeps that to a two-yard gain. I like it. I'm gonna go penny here I think he's passing and I'm gonna blitz with Keekly and try and blow him up before you can throw it I think this is play-action. Come on. No, it's an actual pass. That's bad. That's much worse Hey, it don't matter big Vince will fork get home big man Yes, brush your hair comb your comb your dreads black king. What do they say, waves? I don't fucking know. You do the brush and it makes you have waves and that's why you wear a do-rag.

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I know this, bro, I know this. Third and 14, there's literally no waves passing. There's actually no wave, we just need to clamp. I think I go peppers and we make something yucky, spooky, scary occur.

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Come on!

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Bang!

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What? COME ON! BIT- WHAT?! YOU ARE SUCKING ME FROM BEHIND! THE BALL FLEW INTO THE FUCKING STANDS! Oh my god, that should be 4th and 14. It's 4th and 3 off that shit. This looks like RPO. What the fuck is this?

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This is RPO, is it not? If it's RPO, I'm taking that bitch to the house and I'm getting a Sertan touchdown. No- touchdown. No, actually no fucking way you just got bailed out that hard. That's insane. I'm so mad right now. I perfectly use, oh, when the game is in your favor. Good news. When the game is do, do poo, poo, pee, pee pants. Ass this is a handoff. Oh, I'm so ass. Oh, why the fuck not? Oh my god, that was the most blatant DPI I've ever done. This game is poo poo pee pee.

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Dude, I just sexually assaulted Harold Carmichael. I actually fisted him right in his balls. I did a cup check in the middle of that play and then I picked that thing off. How is that not a DPI? Oh my god. Well, now we're in spooky scary territory.

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Okay, let's look at our pass protection and we'll base align this. Got him. If he can bend the corner. Huge! Big spin! Bijon! Big time! Out of the danger zone! 30! Oh my god, that was horrifying. He switch stick too.

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If he switch stick onto the guy guarding Bijon, pick six my God, that was horrifying. He switched stick too. If he switched stick onto the guy guarding Bijon, pick six. Wow, that was big. Okay, first and 10 in the driver's seat in Pukonukuwa. It's gonna make a really tough catch, give me five yards. I can pull this to the two minute warning. Look at the clock on this game.

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This is honestly nuts. It's about to be the two minute warning. It is the two minute warning. Okay, we'll go back to normal clock management. Tight doubles. Tight doubles has been a great formation for us. Bijon still needs a touchdown. I kinda just gotta get down the field.

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I don't think we overthink this. Let's go Bijon on the check down. Great move. Oh, oh, okay. He ate both of those. Great job, Bijon. I knew I picked you up for the right reason, Bijon. My goodness, he's an even better check down merchant than AstroGente. I'm going to block Henry, go Bijon

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over the middle. I might be able to take him deep on this one. No, we'd be forcing it. Absolutely no need. Oh my God, I'm sick. I'm sick. Oh my God, somebody put me down like a dog! I'm mentally ill! Woo! That was nasty. You don't like that, you don't like football. Justin Jefferson. You're welcome. Crazy tackle.

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That was really impressive. I thought for sure that was a lot more yards than that. I'm going inside zone. We got three down linemen, two- there is five in the box! This should be 30 fucking yards! Good pancake!

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Bijon!

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I almost didn't take that in to use more clock, but I think it's super important we get a Bijon touchdown. Two touchdowns, two new players, 14 out of 15. We are one away from the regular season challenge. Who would have thought that Thurman Thomas would be on our regular season challenge?

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Be honest, who would have thought that? 14 to zero, let's get after it, gentlemen. We are playing out of our minds right now. Cam Curl, in these last few games, has been our best player. Cam Curl sealed the game earlier,

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just had an amazing interception on that last drive. If I was being super smart, I would have downed that at the one with Bijon. I would have downed that at the one I would have used more clock. It's almost inevitable this is a pass.

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There is no fucking way he hands this off. Play action. Get the quarterback.

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No.

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Oh, he's gonna get out of bounds.

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One more. Whoa!

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Carmichael speed boost! This game sucks dick! I mean, you know what's kind of funny about that? He actually scored so fast that now I can score again. Probably not a touchdown, but can I get a field goal up? Let's hope. You gotta love that a literally a 6'9", a 6'9 wide receiver can speed boost. What is this NBA?

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Is this fucking NBA 2K? Since when is this shenanigans real? 14 seconds, three timeouts first and 10 It be John he knows I'm going boundary get five yards ten seconds just can't turn the ball over honestly I'm okay going into half with a 14 to 7 lead nothing wrong with that But we've got McManus and we've got some time. We should definitely be able to get something up here

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That was such a fucking good pass lead i'm gonna glaze myself for a second his user saw that but he saw it late I had to pass lead it to the right side instead of up the field where i'd usually pass lead that great job Matthew Thank you very much. I've been labbing. I've been game planning, I got sick of the allegations that I'm due to. Dog water.

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True.

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First and ten, five seconds on the clock. Nakuwa! No fucking- That's a touch! Oh my god, that's a touchdown! That's a touchdown and he set a four-man rush and he's got it untouched?! Un-fucking-believable, that is so brutal. That is actually so brutal. I don't know that I can get a field goal off now.

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I don't know that I need to.

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Yeah, I did need to. As long as we tackle him, we're fine.

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Yeah, we do.

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That is such an unfortunate end to the half. Carmichael gets that cheesy touchdown, and I can't hit Puka on that last play. Fuck, I think I kick off. Oh my God, I get the ball. Oh my God, I'm him. We're good.

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We're good. Go Henry on an outside breaking route. See how this looks. There he is. Hunter Henry, great yards, big spin. Way to go to work, Hunter Henry.

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Four catches, 114 yards. I'm one player touchdown away from icing up this challenge. I don't know who I even want to try it with though. I'm really nervous to be honest. First to 10. I definitely could have gone Hunter Henry.

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I was kind of scared of the switch stick. Also that's Harold Carmichael safety. Just trust me when I say Harold Carmichael safety will do bonkers banana shit that will make you question reality.

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Got him.

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Ooh, that's a money ball, Danny Dimes. That's a money ball. First and 10.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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Daniel. Daniel Dimes? Giving me a five-piece Chiggy Nuggy with a barbecue sauce. I need to sub in Golden Tater Keishon Johnson. Or maybe we get down to the one and I sub in the fullback. Maybe I worry about getting in the end zone first.

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Third and five. Absolutely negative motion on that play. I think I may go inside zone I think a couple audibles at inside zone and I think Bijan can give me five Don't you think really don't want to settle for the field goal. I'm doing it. I'm gonna run this football I'm gonna call a couple pass audibles and I'm taking it right at the gut. I believe in Bijan Dude he's a fucking rocket.

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He's honestly, I mean, initial contact might have been within a yard. I need to get a new player in here. Let's pick up something small. Oh my God, that's perfect. Second and two. That's literally perfect.

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He all out ran commit. Now here's what we do. I'm going to stay in tight doubles. We're gonna sub Bishan out for Alec fucking Ingold. Is Alec Ingold really gonna do this you guys? Is it really gonna be Alec Ingold? I've got Golden Tate in on the left side if he's in tight man and we can hit an out route to Golden Tate I love that. Otherwise, do I go Ingold here? I'm going Ingold on the inside zone, Alec Ingold!

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Look at the O-line! This O-line is out of its mind, these blocks are cracked! And it's Challenge Wheel complete. Bijon, Thurman Thomas, and Alec Engel. He gets a penalty on the kick. Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. Regular season Challenge Wheel is complete.

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We've earned ourselves a jackpot. Literally any single player in the game can be added to our lineup. First to 10, he's back in his I-form strong. There's really only two plays he's got out of this. He's got stretch to the right, he's got play action.

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And there's the dive, shit. That was not one of the plays I mentioned. I'm gonna be honest, he is literally getting 10 yards per carry, but no Madden player has the patience to run the ball every play. They just don't. He's able to do it twice. And look at Leonard.

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Leonard Floyd's having such a good game in his debut. Second and 14, 45 seconds in the third. We're definitely in the driver's seat. I've only had one beer. I swear to God, officer, I am good to drive home. Please tell me I'm good to drive home.

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Yes. Okay, it's actually a pretty good stop. Third and one, we're gonna force probably a short completion here. Kind of want to blitz on this. No, I don't. Blitzing is how he scored. The one time he scored was off the blitz.

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Ooh, this could be inside zone. I'm gonna bring Cam Curl over to fill. Don't need it. Cam Curl. Cam Curl, stay with him. I almost had them both. I really almost covered them both, but that's fine. I mean look how much clock he's using on these possessions He hasn't stopped the clock once that takes us to the start of the fourth and he's down to possessions

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Beautifully scored a touchdown in every single quarter so far. He's got the football. He's looking to tie this up Does he go back to the ground game? I would if I was him Rico doubtles this whole team right now. He's gonna go with a cheat. That is a nice RPO. Carmichael picks up a good amount on it. Big chunk. The funny thing though about heads and ranks is if you don't run, hurry up,

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it's gonna Excel clock you. So look at this. I mean, he just burnt an extra 30, going on 35 seconds to call these plays. It's working in my favor right now. Now he's coming down to five on the clock. What are you doing, Cordell Stewart? Does he take the shots? Big mistake!

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24:47

Kinkley, Kinkley, go get a touchdown. You don't got one yet. I wanted him so, I want Luke Kinkley to have a defensive touchdown so bad. Kinkley might've just iced this game up. Let's see if he sticks around.

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I really don't expect him to stick around. That deep post is kind of the nail in the coffin. Oh my God, please tell me you're running a zone. Please tell me you're running a zone. No, he's not. Depression. It's still five yards.

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You know what, guys, I'm gonna be honest. Motion double pass out of this Panthers playbook is one of the best plays I've ran all year. If it's against a zone it's a touchdown. Even against a man you can pick up yards and then you can scramble with it's it's kind of nutty. Ooh Bijon's staring down the barrel of a freight train and I fucking tell you what I could have just... Daniel Jones I'm getting on my knees right now. I'm going Bijon out to the left and this might literally be a touchdown

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Bijon freight train, let's ride. Let's ride. Let's ride good cut back Whose ball Bijon just fumbled first and 10 Bijon fumble we got the 14-point lead I think our challenge wheel might be cooked, but I'm kind of worried about the game right now. He's still got three timeouts. He goes play action. Don't do something stupid now, son.

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Good defense. Joey Porter, helmet to the nuts. We're getting sus today. At the bottom of the scrum, I'm smacking your ass. In the middle of a big hit I'm going crown of the helmet for a cup check Peppers jump after the game y'all are going to the strip club, bro. I'm going to get weird

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Where do gay guys go? Actually, I don't know Seriously guys, I'm very not knowledgeable on this like it's I know the least about this than anything Fuck that's right on me Johnny Smith, all right Pittsburgh. I don't want to play your game for you, but you gotta play a little pace here. Okay, we're blocking, we're blitzing Leonard Floyd.

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I'm gonna hover with Peppers, this literally has to be a pass. You're in trouble though! That's exactly what, dude, Leonard Floyd's our defensive player of the game, I think, if with Peppers just to spook him out a little bit. And look at Vince Wilfork. He unhitched the trailer. He's a little baby. He's too small. That's it guys, this is why.

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This is why I always say get a fast D tackle. Don't I always say that? I don't know, third and 21, we're cooking. Oh, don't you fucking do it! Are you stupid? I own you! Loosen up your helmet, you're cutting off circulation! Bang! 38 seconds.

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We've got our touchdowns, we need two with the player, which admittedly is a bit unfeasible right now. But you know what could work? I wonder if a Bijon wheel route could work. Answer yes. Down to the 15, 30 seconds on the clock.

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I'm lowkey griefing and I shouldn't be. There's actually no way to get this challenge so I'm actually just griefing. The check down is lethal against man coverage. Okay, three seconds. Final play of the game for bragging rights. And Jigga, no that's Jefferson and he... Can you imagine if that was a game winner and he dropped that?

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I'd cry. 21 to 7. All three of our touchdowns were three separate players, but more importantly, we move on to the playoffs! And I think the best thing we can take away from that game is our defense was out of its mind. I lurked his post route twice.

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Pat Sertan made some crazy ass shit happen. We ran the ball effectively. We passed the ball effectively. That was such a good game for us. GGs to my opponent. I just got booted to the main screen. I don't even get to look at stats, which is crazy as fuck. Oh no, I'm such a stats enjoyer. Wow, gentlemen, what a game. Okay, so no challenge wheel. I needed two touchdowns with two separate players.

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I only scored three touchdowns anyway, so it really wasn't feasible, but that was an awesome game going into the playoffs and knowing how good my offense can play, knowing how effective we were there, makes me really excited. But hands down, the best news is a regular season challenge complete. I gotta say, gentlemen, it feels so beautiful to see this graphic with 15 out of 15 faces on it.

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We landed right on the nose. It took us seven games, but we got it done. One of any player in the game, and now I'm not gonna decide it till the start of next episode in case something good really comes out and I'm gonna be honest I have to lean towards these ring of honor players the ring of honor players have so many insane abilities And if I'm being honest, I think the best one is Aaron Donald

29:39

So we have the 89 Aaron Donald on our team and he's crazy and And I know I just picked up a D tackle, too. So this looks kind of weird. But there is an ability in this game that's called Colossus. A number one Aaron Donald already has run stuffer and unstoppable force, which fun fact, those are two X factors. So he has two X factors as abilities baked into the card. All I'm saying is it would be tough for me not to take Aaron Donald. But we can't worry about that now, gentlemen. For now, we're grateful that we made the playoffs. By the skin of our teeth? What is

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the fu- by the skin of our teeth? There's no skin on your teeth. By the tiny little hair on my ball sack would make way more sense. By the skin of my teeth originates from the hair on my ball sack would make way more sense. By the skin of my teeth originates from the Geneva Bible in 1560 and the King James Bible 1611? LeBron James wrote a Bible in 1611 all right boys the playoffs begins next episode. I love you. You're so handsome nice girls. I love you

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