Hey, Smitty, I got a gift for you, bro.
Here you go, bro.
Find the final bathroom.
What is this?
Oh, hey! What?
Stupid, ah, bit, bro.
Welcome to We Gotta Go, a game that bases its entire identity around toilet humor. But before I go any further, yes, this video is sponsored by the devs of this game And yes, I do find it ironic and funny that a team decided to partner with me based on a game like this I'm a empty jar. What's this for? Can I fart in this?
All right. That was a stupid question. Of course I could fart it. Yummy heads up Okay, let me lay out exactly how this game works and what the premise is because I know me just saying it's based around toilet Humor may leave you a bit confused you and your friends are on a road trip And you stop at a gas station to pick up food and items of various necessities You know as you like a poop knife And before you're about to leave this gas station in the middle of nowhere,
you all decide to eat a burrito. And this burrito doesn't sit well with you. So you get back in the car and get yourself back on the road when suddenly you have the feeling of, Oh, oh, oh, we gotta go.
Did you see what I did there?
And unfortunately, the only location that you can stop at is a- is a haunted mansion It's a haunted mansion and that the whole point you go in and you're trying to find a toilet That's the whole goal man You got to find a toilet before you poop yourself Inside this labyrinth of a home your goal is to find the key to the bathroom fight your way through Monsters ghosts and others alike to avoid being turned into poop you die you turn into poop in this game once you get the key head back to the bathrooms and finally
relieve yourself but that is not all there is to this game and I'm not gonna spoil it cuz I want you guys to watch the video so before I yap any further I just want to give a huge shout out and thank fuzzy bot for partnering with me on this video this game was an absolute blast to play and I think you guys are gonna really enjoy it as well So, please make sure to go to the description and check out the game for yourself and pick it up on Steam today The devs were actually nice enough to add some of my own items to the game as well
Like I have a propeller hat and then there's a golden propeller hat and then there's even an item that'll make your farts You know milk bags and like turn them white I I just kind of let them do whatever and I like what they came back with these items will be available to claim In the game on this little mannequin here that I'm showing on the screen. It's just behind the gas station You'll know when you see it. But with all that being said, thank you so much for watching the video in the first place I hope you do enjoy it Leave a like if you do enjoy the video subscribe to the channel all that good stuff and thank you so much for watching in the first place I hope you enjoy the rest of it
hold on what are you doing dog what did you do there what was that would you do Matt look what he did he's acting like he didn't do something but he just did something doing it again he's doing it again he's doing it again he's doing it Oh my god Yeah, dog balls dog dog Hit a little dog. Oh my god, bro. What the hell? Is this six games in one? Holy crap We can scratch our butts dunk a ball and we can we can what else could we do in this?
Wait, hold on dude. Perfect guys. Check this out over the wall. Oh
My god, yummy, oh no, it didn't go in now. We got to find out if there's an animation Let's fuck Bro just stank everywhere. We're gonna find out if there's an animation to that yummy. Oh Let me dunk on you. Let me dunk on you. Let me dunk on you Nah, you ain't gonna do shit. STONK BITCH!
Get the hell out of here with that shit!
Hey, throw that ball to me. Throw that ball to me. I'm ready for it. Throw that ball to me. These big balls right here. No, throw the basketball, dog. Throw the basketball. Throw the basketball. I'm ready. I'm ready, dog. Throw that shit. Got it. Here we go. Here we go. I'm coming in. I'm a dog that shit. I'm a dog Going and bounced it bounced over here. I saw it. What is it? Are we just are we just filming a dude perfect video now?
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Get started freePerfect dude, you know a game is really good when you stay in the menu for like an hour
Man the devs are gonna love that bro. We should put that in the video bro. Good idea, bro. Good say
All right. Let me dunk this shit. Bitch! Oh my god! Dude, I felt like a monster from fucking goddamn, uh, can't say the IP because we're doing a whole different sponsor, sorry, my fault. Yo, Yummy. Yummy, what do you think we try and alley-oop?
What do you think?
Yup, here, take this ball.
Okay, so when you're flying though, you gotta be ready to catch it, so you hold right click. Yeah? flying though you got to be ready to catch it so you hold you hold right click yeah yeah there you go now you're ready really yeah that's how you get ready to accept a pass see no no no bro you got you got to make the run up Oh You weren't holding right I saw you prep it you just you just you just don't got it dog. You just don't have it
Three two one go 3 2 1 go it's possible I know it's possible
yummy you pass it to me you pass it to me dog Alright, alright, alright I'mma dunk this shit, I'mma dunk this fool
Ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm going Incredible dude first try shut your ass Wait, how do I how do I change the color of my character? I don't want to be blue the whole time Let's go into this store Wait a minute, what is this? Oh
Yeah, you're a poop knife, you know about poop knife you guys we're gonna buy stuff
Yeah, that's a slot machine for a burrito. Let's get burritos. No reason no reason why we're buying these burritos machine but no reason it's part that's part of the game but yeah you got it you got it you got you eat this and it's bad and then you go you got to go poop oh no you stop eating them they're bad I was trying to warn you! I was trying- Yeah! Let's get in here boys! Load up! Guys, did everyone- did everyone get- Did everyone get a burrito?
Ducky, I'm not gonna run you over, duck.
Ohhhh.
This is the only place we could poop at.
It says you woke the house, dog.
Shaken, shaken like a leaf in the summer, dude.
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Get started freeWhat's that?
That's not good. That's not good.
Oh.
What do you mean your task? I just have to find the key room. What is wrong with your tasks? Don't become poo!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah, I was-
Great!
I was playing on that!
Okay, great!
I was playing on the gamepad too!
Oh, there's a code here. Don't forget. 5-7-6-6
AHHHHH! AHHHHH!
AHHHHH!
AHHHHH! I didn't find a worm, I don't even know what that was. A worm? Hey, whoever becomes poo first loses. Heh heh heh. Oh, wait, you found a worm box? I'm breaking everything, bro.
This house is my- my bad.
He just smacked him. What's going on?
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, there's a guy right there!
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Get started freeVlog, look out! What the fuck is he even- Oh Guys The house is moving things in the house are moving is night that there's a night over there dude he's moving
Does he kill
Green crab you can jiggle him Hey, man that leave that guy alone he's dead jiggling oh bro you don't even look happy about what you're doing you look upset about this yeah I am fairly perturbed the house is getting fairly perturbed guys what's going on is farting what we should do I
don't even know Oh
Who died did he die
Oh my god Ow Think farting is bad it annoys the house you see the meter go up when some people do it Yeah, I think I think you're doing it wrong. What is this?
Let's find that bathroom ASAP, my friends.
What was that?
What is this yelling?
I ate that jelly toast today.
It filled up my poop meter. Did you just pick up a random jelly toast on the ground and ate it? And you're like, why did that happen?
Uh oh. Did you just pick up a random jelly toast on the ground and ate it you're like why did that happen?
Why did you not remember the code I said earlier
Oh my freaking god, dude
Kick that guy from the session Great man, thanks. I worm over here knocking handle this. I flushed in the house a bunch and they got mad at me. Great man, thanks. I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, I'm getting there.
WHAT?!
Who's this? Hot potato baby! Guys, I have a hot potato baby. Someone else take it. I think I killed Matt.
It's a hot potato! Don't throw it at-
Man.
I'm gonna poop my pants.
Dude, why is my colon- I Took a few tums and I'm good now, but I was Yummy I got chocolate yummy Let me hear Right off your stupid head. Oh Wait this might be for the code Hey guys, hey, hey guys the code I was complaining, it was right here, so don't worry about it.
Sorry, a little early on my ass there, sorry about that.
NO!
It was ass, dude! Get that shit out of here!
Where did you get that? I don't think he- No, it No, I think it was in there. Yeah, there's stuff in here. What's this do?
Oh, it gets rid of all my poop!
We should have...
We should have missed in this!
Bomb tech.
Maybe... Is it actually just random? Oh, you got it. Alright, I'll get it. gonna blow up. Maybe is it actually just random. Oh you got it. Yeah, you know it's You don't get it right all right. I'll get it. I got it. I got it Excuse me why are you what do you mean? Oh my god? I've been nude this whole time. No one said anything
Yeah, I mean I am chill, but hold on I don't know where they went let me let's go retrieve my underwear is actually naked now oh did he get it too wait let's go find our underwear man I think we can retrieve it somehow we can find them yeah he probably right I found some come this way Hold on, let me throw my underwear at it. Dab this foot up, maybe- EWWWWW!
Stinky!
Wait, if you fart like slightly, I don't know if it upsets the house, but not as much. Just do slight ones. Yeah, just do slight ones.
I'm gonna buy a prison pocket, bruh!
Fuck yeah, I got pants. I'm going to the night hall, it's scary. I'm gonna buy whatever this is.
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Get started freeCoconut oil? this is coconut oil what is going on dude Dude! What the fuck?
HAHAHAHA Well
I'm gonna be honest
I'm gonna be honest guys
I'm a little confused I picked him up
You wanna carry him?
Oh, you got soiled undies, bruh! Wait, these are yours! Oh Bro, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here I think I know how to revive them. That ain't it jump in them. Hey, bro. Get in there That's how you revive you bring him to you bring him to- you bring him to corpse! You bring him to corpse! I'm so so full of poo! Just don't run towards the guys that are gonna make you shit, dude!
I just keep choosing you.
I'm way too full of fart to do anything.
For real.
Yo, I got farted at me. I lost my pants though, and I'm kinda upset about it, but it's okay.
Cookie jar! OOF! apart holy shit there better be a golden toilet at the end of this road dude what's happening I just I just farted in a cookie jar and now it's called dookies my fault should I throw this at someone you jar man that killed his ass Oh When all the combinations breath I think it's
Wait it's locked in its peanuts
What I'm in a penis, oh, what what's up man here hold on I got this fell out here we're solving a puzzle man I think we all have to get inside of a wedge maybe I got a sword oh oh oh that's clever does it does it does it does it hold on can you Can you though can you do that All right, let's fix that Oh, no not again
Who's that kill the babies kill the babies
He got my pants
This little asshole keeps stealing my pants oh my god he's a money farm bro he actually just gave us so much money I am so well I am a small little guy wait. It's all wait come here. It's a puzzle I think if we press this button like a movie or something. We're here Well, I'm taking tummies eggs. Oh, it's a matching game for sure it's got to be matching Right how do we we got to remember brah? We haven't even seen anything do we pick something? Oh throw it throw that at it throw that at it. Oh, okay. All right is that good or bad? Grab grab another one
That's bad
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Get started freeOkay, that must that must upset the house or something. Yeah, just just remember guys just remember I'm gonna look around this room and do nothing to help That's underwears nice yummy you get a gun to the head hey how's it going guys I'm checking back in after just doing nothing in here I see you should remember that no no stop stop right side Guys you guys stop that one person throw it at a time. What are you doing? Nice work guys good work work. Alright bro.
Guys, this is a joke, right? Which one's gonna be...
The key!
Get that shit. Somebody picked that up.
Oh, on the ground.
Oh. Uh. I think we have to leave we have dude we have to poop real bad We gotta find the bathroom
Crank that shit crank it
I'm cranking it
Run!
Too much fart Too much fart
Run! Get out of my way!
I got a shed! I don't care what what's in your house
I'm pooping in it go making it to the entrance! We're close, we're close. To the right? To the right, to the right!
Who is this guy?
Free money. Bite him, bite him.
Ugh, ugh. YUMMY!
No, Mark! Oh, you respawned, you respawned. Come on, boys!
I'm out. I'm out. I'm throwing it Go go go go go Man I like how they just don't care we're pooping now Wait we're getting flushed
What what what what
average reaction, what?
Oh, are we back at the gas station?
Oh, that's a cool- I like that transition, that's cool.
What's out here?
Oh my god, bro.
We have to- we have to consult the fart demons demons bro. What did we do? Never played half-life. Hey, there's a code one three three two Where are we bro? How did we get here?
I want tummies
I would love tummies, I've been shitting non-stop dude
Bro Don't forget that, I'm a good friend, I don't make you poop
What? Is that what good friends do?
That's what I've been doing for my friends
I'll be holding this shit in for you
That's a I've been doing for my friends. Um, that's a big guy. There's a big guy in there.
What? Oh my god! Look at this freak, dude!
Throw something at him! Yo! You've heard about the cookie jar, but have you heard about the... the dookie jar?
What's happening?
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Get started freeI just...
I just farted in a cookie jar and now
it's called dookies my fault You made him angry. Oh no. Ah he steals his pants! I think it was my fault, I'll be honest. I think it was my pants. I'm in here, he's stealing my pants. Give my pants back you little shit.
Bro.
Careful, careful, careful.
He's right here.
No!
What's happening? Help! What do I do somebody help me
I'm good. Stop freaking out. I'm just freaking out guys this door over here and eats things, but I don't know what it wants Look I gave it a book Oh nice! Yes, dude huge
Better save that for a good occasion
This is fun to you
Brothers floating toilets the sky in a wormhole. What the hell do you mean fun dog? This is what the end of stranger things look like dog right here
he's not wrong I found free to ease I ate them and now I got a fart. This is a horrible idea. Hey Matt, guess what?
What?
Oh, I thought it would break.
Is that supposed to break? Yeah, I thought it would. Sorry.
It was not.
Hold on, let me try throw it at you there we go wait a minute empty jar what's this for can I fart in this all right that was a stupid question of course I could fart it yummy heads up what is it I got toilet paper a poopy plunger and a baseball bat I think I'm good on that what what the hell is concho a friend I have that as a task concho concho I don't know I was supposed to make a door sneeze I have to exit with TP and clean some pants oh yummy here I have the TP one here I thought I thought it was a group test you just have it here drop me
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Get started freeyour knife up your knife I'll take it here drop me your knife. I'll take it
Fair trade toilet paper for poop knife you taking the deal or what guys is another King durian fruit here At the same time You think three two one go Nice work guys. All right, we're gonna have to fight these mummies around here. Holy shit
I'm ready with a grenade. I'm ready Is that shut up this is play go wait, let me do this let me do this let me do this I'm really good at these You just unlocked it see I hit the key first try to hold on I got this There we go that's a win You got to be kidding me dog you got to be kidding me hold on I'm really good at this I got it on the first try I'll be able to get it on that one
It's stuck. It's literally stuck.
There it goes.
FUCK!
Woo! Good job, yummy. I helped. Oh.
There's a team at like far far far.
Alright go, run.
We need to leave again. Go. Star kick it, star kick it, star kick it, star kick it.
GO!
Run!
Hey there's a boot here
I'm bringing the boot
Holy fuck
Ow
Yummy fell He's a bum, yummy's a bum, he's gonna come in third
Yummy gonna come in third
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Get started freeSmitty I need you to die
Why? So you can get second? I did it! I'm literally here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm gonna come in third. Why? So you can get second? Ah, I did it! I'm literally here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I came second, I came second, you came third.
This is bad.
My poop!
Ha ha ha ha! Get in the bathroom! Ha ha ha ha!
Hey guys, you want this shoe? Look at this shoe I got. Just bringing it with me.
Dude, there's this turd that's attacking me!
I'm going down!
I'm going down! I'm relieved!
Oh my god, what the fuck is going on?
I really need to poop still. I don't know how that works. I just poop myself. Those are mine. I thought I relieved myself. It turns out I didn't. I still really need to go. It's bad What's up Jeff? Let's sell this boot for $1 Wait somebody take a suppository don't let him move on from that. What'd you just say?
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Yeah Hey guys, you wanna see hey, so me you wanna see magic trick. Yeah
Apparently already got one up there I can't do the what do you mean up should I show me how to do the magic trick What do I do?
So what you want to do is? You want to show me your butt? I? Really thought it would go up his butt no way
Man, I actually met think about what you're about to No wait. No Matt Matt. I actually met
Think about what you're about to do. He's doing it. He thought about it Wait cutie tooties perfect farts smell good should I put that one in my butt? I don't know what it does, but I'm gonna put it up there No more room up there. I already have something in my ass, and I didn't know what it does, but I'm gonna put it up there no more room up there I already have something in my ass and I didn't even know it Guys I got a spare suppository video was it All right, apparently I already have something up there Insert. All right. Oh, man That's crazy
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Get started freeBro, his eyes got so big when he put it in there Oh y'all bought all the weapons here. Okay. All right. Don't forget six eight eight three. It's another code
What is this?
Oh, is this our god?
Is this a poo shrine?
It looks like a hulu but he's poo so it's a hulu
Am I rising or is he lowering? The top right says poo hulu Shrine we talked to Don't know is this another level I thought this was an in-between
What is this metal chicken this chicken is so metal dude look at it look at it Yeah, it's actually a metal chicken I think someone has to be come through first wait. What is this someone take this?
Hold on let me see what I do with this let me see what I could do oh
It is well. it's here now. For a second there it gave me an option to wedgie you.
What?
Wait what?
Oh you just tackled him. How do you do that? Alright give me this thing. Let me line it up. Oh my god he farted right on my hands.
I did it to you on accident earlier.
You're perfect. Do I have pants on? farted right on my hands look down look down oh my god You bend down buddy, let me rip you, let me rip you a little on this. Let me rip you a little on this.
Guys, check this out.
Ohhhh! Hahaha!
What?
Oh my god! No! No, that's gross! Bend over.
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Get started freeNice!
Hahaha!
That's what that is! Are you serious?
I do.
Hey buddy, stay where you are, I'll give you pink eye real quick. My suppository is kinda cool. If I get a perfect fart, it doesn't make the house mad at all.
Oh. That's crazy. I don't know what I have. I don't even remember putting something up my butt, which is usually the story for me anyway. So I don't know what's going on huh? interesting bro hit the half life 2 sound effect interesting
you know what I mean?
you ever have that problem?
you gotta get a good angle up here
whoa
I'm throwing the- it's the stealer he's gonna take your pants
hey give me those back you fucker I hit him with a boot It's the stealer he's gonna take your pants
Bend over I'll show ya. Bro, that joke... Like this.
That's crazy. Make sure you sell your junk, you can sell for extra money. I'm selling my flashlight. Ooh, spray bottle, I gotta clean... I gotta clean some pants. Anyone have soiled underwear I can fit? I don't even know where to wear them. The little kid stole my pants and ran away What happened you stole your pants it was a little guy but it was a man
Good good job I'm kicking him in a corner
My god, he has a friend I Were doing our own silent bit over here here and all that shit
Find the final bathroom. What is this?
Stupid abit, bro. If your undies need cleaning, come to me. I'm your boy. I'm your boy back here.
I can try to soil me.
Hey, hey, it's a midget. I might need something. Come here.
Oh, the sound! The sound! Is this a smell? How long you be with her AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Matt walked up and said I found extra pants he's naked already like he doesn't need them. Is this the puzzle? Tri, oh my god, we're doing a kz bro I'm good. I fell. Now I'm working on it.
Dude, this is actually like my favorite part of the game, I think.
We? There is no we.
What is this?
Mmm, there's no way in alternate dimensions.
Hahaha.
Just killed himself.
Money everywhere.
This is the most insane- do y'all see what's over there? I just noticed that. Do y'all see the giant toilet, bro? Oh my god! Has it been here this whole time? Wait, Doc, can you have those pants in case I come across a cleaner? Just don't throw them, just drop them. Oh wait, there you go. Nice,? Oh my god. Have you not been doing that? We're game is real easy guys wait till it lines up and sprint Hey guys, you know, you know, you're ready to catch him
Some man father's dead. Oh I could pet him He's purring dude, he's purring Can you bring
He's purring dude he's purring Do you want him back he's got a freaky me out. Oh, I gotta give him a mat. He ordered it wait. He can revive himself MEOW Alright, fantastic Did you just-
I just saw him fly back
MEOW
You know I put rainbows in my apartment, yeah
Shoddy tweakin' Oh my god, I'm getting- I'm getting annihilated
We gotta help each other I'm sending snipilated. We gotta help each other. We gotta help each other. I'm sending snipers!
A lot of rose bushes!
I'm just jorking my shit for a minute.
You guys know that roses really smell like poo-hoo-hoo.
Bro, toast it up right now. You're gonna have a problem.
Hey, somebody come help me kick this fat shun!
I'm on a big hill.
We did it! We did it!
What word do you release? We did it! We did it! Bro, oh my god look at this thing. Yeah, I'm getting up there. I'm good. I gotta go. I gotta go real bad I gotta go real bad. I gotta go
man, I
Gotta go Oh finally! I said that it would be possible I'm bringing toilet paper back. Because it went away. Enter universe.
Wait!
Oh my god!
Woah! Woah!
Oh my god!
Look at y'all freaking out on the toilet, bro!
Oh, man!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
Go buy this game, bro, you kidding me
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