This is one of the best TV series.

Your dog should be on a lead.What?Can't you read?The park's for everyone.

What?He is not a fat, hairy, nosy cocksucker.Bad girl, Brandy.Sorry about that.Disgusting.Excuse me, um, where's the dog food?

Let's buy the cat food.

Where's the cat food?

Tinned products aisle two.

Cheers.Don't get up.

Okay.All right, mate, you got any money?

Yeah.

Give it to me, then.

Why?Because I'll fucking kill you if you don't.Does that usually work, does it?To most people, the threat of death is worse than giving you money.Or they're worried you'll hurt their family, or...I haven't got any family, so I'm not going to go into it, but I don't care about anything anymore.

I'm not giving you any money.Are you mental?No, I'm just tired of doing things I don't want to do, and we always have a choice.And if I've read this right, my choice is either violence or hand over my money peacefully To two useless little cunts.

Are you mad?No!Fuck off, okay?

Just fuck off.

What can I get for you?

We're both having the fish fingers and beans, please.

I can't let you order that.

What do you mean?

It's for children.

I can eat what children eat, can't I?

Yeah, but it's only £4 .99.

Yeah, I know.Cos it's a smaller portion.I'm paying child's prices, but I'm getting a children's portion.

Yeah, but we made it cheaper cos it's for kids.

I know.Cos they're smaller.And it's smaller cos they're smaller.It's not a concession.It's not cos they're unemployed, is it?And also, an adult's paying, so...

It's the rules.Well, he'll have fish fingers and beans.Twice.

No, but you're just going to eat one of them, ain't you?No.So what are you all doing then?

As I said, I'm not very hungry, so I'll just get a coffee.