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This Is Why Only Mitchell And Webb British Comedy Was Underrated πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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How much is this, mate?That's fiver, mate.Five pounds.Well, it is the Holy Grail.Fiver.Take it or leave it.

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Sorry, did you say that this was the Holy Grail?Yes, mate.Holy Grail.Cup of Christ.Fiver.This is the Holy Grail?

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Yes, mate.It's a cup Jesus used at Last Supper.Drink from it, you become immortal.I've got a box somewhere.Fiver.And that works, does it?

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Yeah.I'm immortal.It's great.I mean, obviously, if you're a depressive personality, it's not such a good idea, but if you basically love life, then it's wicked.Can I see it working?What?

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Well, it's just I bought a stereo over there last week and that didn't work, so...

0:29

Oh, honestly.There's no trust anymore, is there?I don't feel any different.

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Excuse me, mate.Brilliant!Will you take four?Go on, then.Hang on, though.I'm immortal anyway now.

0:48

I don't need it.No, mate, that'll wear off.Immortality that wears off?We've all got immortality that wears off.That's just mortality.

0:55

That's a good point.That bayonet's 20 quid, unless you want me to pull it out.

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