This Isn’t Good… (Waterpark Sim Episode 17)

cough cough cough goobly goo Ladies and gentlemen Episode 17 episode 17 on a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo shift here at the goob lagoon. Okay.

It has come to my attention that the goob lagoon website has posted new material and a news article regarding the deathloop tragedies. yo, the reviews went up to 2.8 though. Are you kidding me? That's literally better explore our pools and slides to the top of the stairs so we can get onto the roof.

Y'all want me to get onto the top of the roof of the Kmart? Kmart. This is actually crazy how professional this website is.

Like bruh

Okay, let me try it Lock in chat If you were not here last episode I'm here to tell you something You missed multiple deaths

Okay I'm here to tell you something. You missed multiple deaths. Okay. Let me get on the Kmart real quick. What is the Easter egg on top of it even? Wait, like this? You come out like that? The news? There wasn't nothing on there.

There literally was nothing on there. There was, hold on. Wait I just did it. What do we get for this? Hold up if you did miss If you did miss yesterday's episode we legitimately added a

Wedding venue right here Oh. Oh This statement was literally Technically today this statement is mega looper slide incidents regarding the mega looper slide official statement. We're aware of reports of multiple We recommend all visitors to follow all staff instructions and signage to maintain the required riding position at all times,

Bro what?

You know what's crazy that's such a flex knowing that you're the only person in this whole concert in a whole arena or concert with a goob lagoon sticker. Dude that is cr- all I remember seeing that. Wow, good statement from the goob lagoon team though. Good statement there. Oh also, also if you missed yesterday's

episode you missed a tragic event. I'm going to go ahead and break the news to y'all. We up for we're saving our money and our points what we're saving up for Where's the second cash register?

Under park?

No.

No, where, what?

What?

Park on the bottom?

Never mind I apologize. We are going to get. We're saving up wait should we just buy this right now the additional ticket machine. Wait no we shouldn't because we have to get hiring. Yeah that's what we're saving up for. We, the additional ticket machine isn't And we're gonna hire another cashier

and we're gonna have an additional ticket machine.

Yes!

It's automatic. We didn't even need that then. Can they do cash? Wow, that's a waste, whatever. Alright, either way we're saving up. Ladies and gentlemen, lock in, we're about to open. Staff recovery, okay, we'll save up for staff recovery too.

We stay busy up in here. Okay, so I'm gonna need you to lock in prove that you're better than Kaiser ever was Thank you. Let's go Samuel All right, I'm gonna go and play I'm gonna go and do this real quick to where to go that Where to go? Where to where to go that Where to go? Where to where to go? Where to where to where to go?

There to go Dr. Gold Dr. Gold Y'all happy now You understand me, buddy?

Stay out.

Lean with the five. Thank you.

Paint them. You can paint people.

Wait, what? Ma'am, but you had money too. I am so, I'm so sorry. Somebody told me to do it. What? Paint a visitor. I had no idea I could do that I hope y'all are I hope y'all are all having a great day at the goop lagoon though I really do I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank y'all so much for being at the goop lagoon today. Thank you W customers

Bong water brain with the five gifted. Thank you Okay, everybody having a good day hope everybody's having a good day Bong water brain with the five block. Bong water brain with another five thank you. The rails aren't the same color I fear that they are though. Okay no they're not. I'll fix this. Thank you for letting me know. Actually no you're banned for bringing that to my attention. Why are You could have just let-

OH MY-

You know what? Yeah. Wait a minute. Why does that look so good? Wait a minute. Why does this look so good? Wait just a darn tootin' minute right here, right now. Oh my goodness. Why didn't y'all tell me to do this sooner?

This looks so good! I like yellow. That's clean, bruh.

That's so clean.

So much yellow? Yeah, you can never have too much yellow. Why you think school buses are yellow? Okay, hold on, there we go. Everybody having a good good time I appreciate y'all nobody's dying on the death loop slide today it looks like everything's looking like it's going well chat that looks good that looks so good right there are you kidding me there's no way you could find a part of you that is capable to hang on that right there. That is beautiful

Absolutely beautiful Get out of here!

Somebody drowning?

Get out of here!

Somebody drowning? Oh lord, how you doing? Sorry about that, I got you right there. Thank you for being here, I appreciate that. Hold on, I'm about to fix this. I am going to fix this.

I will. Are you okay? Ma'am, ma'am, are you okay? Just give me a minute. Wait, wait. Okay. Let's see if the manufacturers fix the slot I'm going to go get some ice Hey, vanilla ice cream. There you go. You have yourself a, oh, somebody's drowning right here. Lord have mercy.

I got you. You're good to go. Thank you so much for being here. What you want, Laura? Where's Croft at?

There you go.

You're good to go.

Thank you so much. You have yourself a good day. She dropped some bread when she fell though. Thank you, ma'am. Who's drowning? Oh my goodness.

Hold on!

Oh Lord!

What, what, no, you just wait just a darn tootin' second. What, you, what? Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Somebody's doing a 24-hour slide challenge right here to hold on. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry. I did I mean to disturb y'all swim? I apologize

It's so funny ain't it it's so funny she's gonna have ice cream was good Eden vanilla I got you right there with a vanilla ice cream cone thank you so oh my good what's this Oh, people are dropping money all over the place. It is a beautiful day out here. I mean, everybody is having a great time, a safe time. Okay.

I am so sorry. Are you good? My bad. Let's do like a, let's do something like this. I like that, chat, y'all like that? I like that. No, I don't like that.

I like this. That's great. That's very clean. I'm messing with that just a little bit right there. I'd actually rather do, I'd actually rather do this. No, I'd rather do this right here. Yeah, I like that right there y'all like that. I like that right there. Yes. Thank you

Okay, y'all having a good time. I'm just trying to keep the park up to date for y'all while y'all are here There are two people doing a 24-hour sir, sir, you got the who's injured Who's injured? Who's injured? How? You're good, thank you. Oh, you thought you was gonna trespass, Miley? Thank you. You have a good day.

You're literally hurting people I'm literally literally not, but okay. I'm not, they are. I know I painted a rail, I know I will fix it. How y'all doing? Y'all having a good time? Thank y'all so much for being here. How long you been waiting for a lemonade big dog you ain't gonna get it I'm afraid hey joy

Uh-huh.

There's a guy doing a, ma'am? Archer, oh my goodness. Ma'am, be careful on the slide too, please! Oh My goodness are still a dead body sir. Can you go scoop that up for me? Thank you What does that say owner is what owner has zero aura, okay, cool. I'm about to pass out. I'm so stressed out. That is a good... Oh, please, please. Is she good? She made it! See, it's user error, chat! things are happening that have never happened before She took a leash off! You are disgusting!

You want ice cream? You want a chocolate ice cream? You sure you still want that? That is absolutely disgusting. Did I just see you graffiti get out of that is so nasty oh my goodness

My stomach hurts. I didn't even hit him he just fell in. Guess waited too long on an item and we're literally closed by the way. All right guys 24 hours stay on the slide challenge is over with y'all gotta go home. Wait were there not just people here? Oh they're over here. You're doing amazing. Thank you, Sophia. Thank you so much.

And stay out! No, it's over.

Chat, no, it's over for us. I think we're gonna lose the Goob Lagoon for real this time. How many injuries did we have today? here at the Goob Lagoon today. Get up out of here, thank you. together truly I'm chat we're about to lose everything we are truly about to lose everything and it's all because of y'all that's the worst part the worst

part is I couldn't prevent it because y'all made it happen I need to restock the uh the lemonade in the um that might have been one of the most chaotic shifts right has zero aura yeah that's so funny like it got so bad I looked over at Chad after it was over somebody literally me feel better and you know what I do appreciate it. You can bounce off the umbrella?

Because we flew off the slide testing it one time. And we landed on the umbrella and bounced off of it. Hey, you know what the good news is though, Chad? The good news is we have $26,000. True, actually, yeah. really

There we go, let's get everything repaired real quick Okay, let me get this swept up. Clean, clean, there we go. We're good.

Samuel kind of held it down a little bit didn't he? What I need security for I'm right here bubble

What you talking about We don't need no security with me right here I do what I do I handle my business Okay, hold on Make it sure all good

Alright

No way we can expand. Oh my goodness, why do we need hot dogs? I need to get some more ice cream too, Loki. Excuse me.

Hold on.

dogs. Is his name really Tim?

No. okay.

There we go. There we go. Let's just take a gander, chat, yeah?

Ticket machine.

Okay. Okay, lifeguard staff Recovery speed that's actually that's actually so goaded We got to get hiring we got to get hiring level up we got to get 10 we got to get four Goob lagoon single-handedly sourcing all water park deaths That is that is that is not true and And that is just straight up defamation. Okay.

That's what that is. Repaint the railing bro. Y'all always talking about some y'all always

Probably worry about no rail.

Paint the floors, bro, Chad. Golly, man. paint the floors bro chat golly man requires a floor to see how much effort y'all make me take out of my day chat are you happy with this This is a good introduction to the goob lagoon right here.

Yeah? Establishment Yeah

Okay

Chat look at this who said rock bottom this low-key is like rock bottom, huh?

The base of the ducks rock.

Why? Does that really add anything?

Does it?

I'll answer it for you. No it doesn't.

Okay.

It is kind of clean, I'm not going to lie. It is kind of clean I'm not gonna lie it is it is it is kind of clean You can paint the slide. I know I can pay the fun. I'm not paying the slides. I like to fight where they are Thank you very much Let's go Y'all ready chat we're about to open up again your first day yesterday, but it's not that big of a deal.

You still did better than Kaiser, RIP Kaiser chat. Let's go. Get my security baton ready. Ladies and gentlemen, Is the same as it was yesterday but better

Thank you all so much for being here Bethany with the five gifted. Thank you. Bethany with the five gifted appreciate that bethany. Thank you all so much for being here. Bethany with the five gifted. Thank you, Bethany with the five gifted. Appreciate that Bethany. Thank you. Yeah, we got rocks now. Look at the entrance. for you to, for you to grace our, our water park on.

Somebody said make a golden death loop slide in the VIP area Wait, I could make it a golden death slide over there Uh-huh, thank y'all for being here, I appreciate y'all. Hold on. Wait no it's not going to be gold because I think only the railings are able to look

Thank you.

All right, y'all having a good day. Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? You want a chocolate ice cream? I got you right here. Thank you so much.

You have yourself a good one. Appreciate that. Thank y'all. Thank y'all so much. Y'all be extra careful today. Okay, I don't want no injuries today. Don't want no injuries today. Y'all let's keep let's keep everybody's behavior good. When you're going down the slide. Keep your hands and feet in the slide at all times and everything gonna be alright. Okay. Thank y'all so much

Yo pala with the five gifted. Thank you Yeah Somebody fell no, no, they didn't no that was uh, that was something else

Y'all having fun. Are you having fun today? Alyssa? I hope so. Hope you having fun for I hope everybody having fun

What's good claire? You want a chocolate ice cream? I can do that for you. Just be careful when you swimming on it Hey, how you doing? What's good Brian? You're right by the edge. You can reach over and pull yourself up. I don't understand.

Tobias give me a reason I shouldn't just sit here and let you drown

But you know what? Okay, you got your attention for the day. You're good to go Tobias get out the pool Chad is he not just one attention hey you gotta sober up Lillian

somebody else is drowning give me just one second on that ice cream Darius hang on call me oh man hold up i got you here you go you're good to go Have yourself a good rest of your trip to Google. Thank you so much Samuel's on break. Oh my goodness. Are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me? Hey, how you doing George six hours hours, teen, no slide pass. I got you right here, George. There you go, you're good to go.

No, stay on your break, Samuel. No, Samuel, you wanna take a break? Take a little swim while you're at it. You wanna sleep on the job? slide pass I got you right here thank you so much what's good Alicia what you have yourself a good one yeah that's what I thought Sam you'll see

chat you over here talking about some L boss you do the same thing, right? Would you not you do the same but you do the same thing Please be careful. See we're good Guys guys Alyssa, we got to get off please Alyssa. I Think I just hit Alyssa to the back rooms. No, she's still up there. I'll come back for y'all later Hey, what's good joy you having a joyous time? Yeah, I'm a loser

I'm a disgusting person. My wife left me and she took the kids. I got everything I've had in my savings and opened this water park up and she still won't take me back. Have a good one, Joy.

Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you.

Thank you

Hey Riley, what's up, you want a regular lemonade I can do that for you as well. There you go Riley have yourself a good and Samuel is on another break. Oh My goodness Emily, here you go. I got you right there, Emily. Thank you so much. Have a good one What's good eyes look for hours teen no slide pass. I got you right there. Thank you so much Have a good and appreciate it. What's good Braden for adult with a slide pass. I got you slide

please I Think she's good. No, she's got good form. She's good. She killed that Yo, you got to get back to work right now, buddy, sir. Be careful as well on that slide Let me go take this trash out of this stinking over here. Oh yay, thanks for the research points.

Appreciate it. He's alright, chat.

Chat, that's part of the experience right yeah where is my able to get one cuz my dude ain't here and he ain't restocked it and I got time I hear people screaming all over the place. This is so bad. Somebody's, Kieran is drowning again. Is this the second time he was drowning

or maybe I'm tripping? Oh my goodness, please! You went down that thing a little rough, buddy. Player's drowning. There's just screams of agony. Where's the other guy that was drowning?

Chat, my employees are letting me down so bad. This is so bad. Y'all having a good time over here I sure do hope so Grab that real quick. Hope y'all having a good day today. Thank y'all for being at the Google

I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with you. I'm gonna be real with you.

I'm be real with you Okay, how we doing oh you want ice cream I got you right here Oliver you want a strawberry ice cream I can do that for you. Thank you so much Man what happened was there a part ma''am I'm so I'm gonna handle it. Hey vanilla ice cream I can do that for you thank you so much have a good one thank you. Hey case I work with kids and I told him that I briefly watched I briefly told him that I watch you

They said they'd be all good for the rest of the year if they if I told you look like a wheel of moldy cheese And on a sadder note, I have been feeling good during school and personal stuff any words of wisdom from the moldy wheel of cheese I'm not going to be here if they if I told you look like a wheel of moldy cheese and on a sadder note, I have been feeling good during school and personal stuff. Any words of

wisdom from the moldy wheel of cheese? You got some nerve asking for some words of wisdom. but just keep doing your things. Things will eventually get better though.

Thank you for the thousand W teacher. Thank you.

Appreciate you. Uh Kamina.

Thank you. Here's the good news. I'm going to start with the good

news. Do y'all want to hear the

good news? Type one. If you

want to hear the good news,

With the 20 gifted Lord have mercy W crispy zebra with the 20 for real. I appreciate that. Thank you. W crispy zebra. Thank you Okay, let's get everything restocked real quick Who's up here doing a 24 hour slide challenge? We got to get rid of y'all. Y'all can't be trespassing. Are they gone? Hey, hey, y'all gotta go. Y'all gotta go. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Y'all have yourself a good night. Okay. I sent him down the slide. That's not even fair. They just got a free slide right there.

That is not even fair. Chat y'all know what time it is right now, right type one if you know what time it is Wait, never mind. It's not that time. We still don't have enough We still do not have enough right now

Sutton.

Y'all want to hire Sutton? Y'all happy 28th birthday Melissa, thank you. He's okay but he's only level two. Y'all just want to wait till we get a level three? Okay, let's sleep and see what happens. Yo Nick is always running around.

Nah, Sutton's still there. Wait, no, I think we can only get a level two lifeguard, right? 138% efficiency, 97% precision. Like he ain't bad, he's got three movement speed too, yeah? Chad, everybody extend a warm welcome, put your hands together.

Oh wait we can refresh? Hang on. Emery. Y'all sold. We gotta refresh one more time. Looks like we're waiting till next episode to hire a lifeguard. Cause we're not settling for a level 2 lifeguard. I'm sorry we're not.

Chat, we are not settling for a level 2 lifeguard. We're not doing it. We're not doing it. We will hire a lifeguard next episode 100% a Sutton just gifted five subs. I'm sorry, man Great stream chat. I love y'all bro. Hey

Appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight Precite all the gifted subs don't owes bits follows and the course. I'll pre-start right off of this hanging out Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love men Hey, you'll have a good rest. Y'all's not have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow. Ladies and gentlemen, I love men Alright, peace out y'all