This Racing Game is Still Hilarious

All right, lock the hell in.Oh, nice.

Nice.Good start.Good start.

I forgot every control, so let's do it.Just drive.All right, come on boys remember how to play this game you already grabbed the barrier That's cool.Yeah, you win buddy.Good job.What did I pick bro?

I hit a a lot of hate for that thing just immediately Where you're who's quacking?

What do you think bro?You ain't gonna finish you ain't gonna finish I got 10 seconds, bro.

I got 10 seconds.He's gonna kill me.

No, I'm not I don't even know how to use the items bro.

What the fuck is happening?Yeah, this game's awesome, bro, y 'all go get blown up spawn, all right, thank God on the first turn Even I'm smiling cuz I'm getting blown off spawn.

I didn't use a rocket Close one fellas.

Oh close one.

This is the closest I've ever been to not last sir a 500 barrier Are you placing other ones?Yeah, I know I did that those were mine from before mixed with yours from now We got the fucking great wall of mongolia's not getting through there the great wall of make way You son of a bitch spike the fish on my way down so how many times are other people gonna hit the mine and kill me?James have not fallen off at that one spot.Yes here.We go.I got so bored at the end there Oh, yeah, dude my bad for fucking winning for once yeah, it won't happen again.

Don't worry.

All right.What's lame this?

Way to clear up that real estate for more shitty apartment buildings you did it great jobAre you fucking kidding me?

Where am I?The screen for an hour Now I'm off the screen you guys are stupid I heard that too.I think it's because the map we're on.I think it's the map.I would hope so.Oh, you know what?

One of them might have got out.Hold on.

Get your ass out of here.

You're welcome you're welcome I let I told that truck to let that guy pass What is this let's put two in a row what the heckThere we go.Great.That's a lot of traffic.Finally, eight lane highway.

Die.Oh, bro.Yo, the duck's coming.

Yummy, yummy, yummy.I am yummy.

Oh, no.No, no, no.

Oh, shit.Watch this.Later.Go ahead.Hit the speed boost, dumbass.Later.

All right, Alston.Go kill yourself.

Die, bro.So we're done.Just drive straight.

We're ducks.No, no, no, no, no, no, no.I think I got it, I think I got it.I don't think I even got a checkpoint.My fin crossed, I think.You got one.

There you go, you got one.My fin had to be first.Yay.Nah, I got it.

What?

It's his tongue was out like McQueen.McQueen, like McQueen.Ain't that the...Dude, no more.

What the fuck is wrong with you?You can't stop me.

We need to employ a union to get rid of those in the next round.Pick bulldozers next time, boys.Why did Puffer rear end me?

Puffer front -ended me.Rear to my back.

Goodbye.See you later.Am I just dead?I'm just dead.Alright, I just flew off.

Dude, the fish attacked me for no reason.Holy shit.Oh, hey.

Bitch!

Fucking make this look like I had something to do I Yeah, I think it's over I don't think I finish it all here I think it's very over unless Wait, yummy?

No, I'm just gonna be one off.That's so awesome!

Look at my stupid fucking controls.

Ew, I hate that.

No, stop!

Shit, Fartin' at his back.Oh, great.Alright, okay.You forgot what game we was playing?

Damn.Ram.

Man, what the fuck?

Give me first place finish.I need that.Give me the points.Yeah, I'm kind of embarrassed you're not getting the first checkpoint, dog.That's the least amount of items.Zero.

Zero.Least amount of items there.You took my spot, bro.I'll go here.Sorry, man.Yeah, I'm blocking the ramp off.

It's dangerous It's smart city asked me to come out and stop people from going off.All right guys.

I got it with that rape yesterday Wait a minute

Yeah, but that checkpoint comment first, oh my god the controller The city has requested me to remove the ramp.Oh what?You do it already, uh, yeah, all right the city requested a whatever you're about to put down nope No, they did it you wait you wait for me.

They didn't request any of that.What'd you got?

I wanted it right there My life guys, can you look at a controller getting stuck you see you drove over the bomb it didn't even work Batteries in my future a real -life City requested more chaos in this location Yeah, I got another one bro Sir they keep building them overnight.

I don't know what to do just reversed off the starting line I do we do it.I just pushed you off the map What happened?Okay, I gotta be careful.It's dangerous red those items around this corner get ready.What'd you all get?I don't know big fish a big fish.

You swim with a big fish Oh my god I'm not finished like the race.I can't go What is this?

Me holy fuck I get two sacks.

I'm gonna hit this mine right off the rip don't do that I'm a controller I mean don't kill yourself.

I can't oh there.We go.We're fine.Never kill yourself.Hey guys be very careful here I put that special little track here Puffer, you're the worst person I've ever met.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

WHAT HAPPENED?!

The controller levitated across the map.Yeah, bro, I just had it out on that one.

Someone picked his ass up.

That's bullshit.His wheels were so big, he just drove on air.

You hit him while he coyote -ed that shit.

Oh my god.

Hammer.

Okay, yeah, just go ahead and fucking break down.Why am I getting flipped around?Oh, and I don't get to race now.That's fun.

Fuck is my fucking - the xbox controller no ga - alright bro.so the car wash it I'm a push man off the map No, you're not.

No, you're not Is here my guys remember that special track is here I got hit by the balls I would really like to do a checkpoint.I need to finish this race.

All right.Spawn point.This game is fucking dog.Take my skin out, bro.Fuck y 'all.

Look out.

Look out.Official executed again.Part two.Look out for the ball

Don't freak it out on the back.I'm on the back.Oh, no, hold on.Hold on young blood.That's so wow Skip check for it skipped it Devs fix that or control the point of me being a big when it don't thank you Fuck when I'm a big just fucking Xbox controller I swear to God, if Matt got over that again, I'd just, I can't accept it.

I'd be playing, I'd be main in the controller.Stop.Go.Stop.Go.

Forgot about that.

I don't even think I can fall off of this.

Please somebody make it, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh my God, sudden death.Oh my God, sudden death.We've never had, we've never had everyone.Oh shit, if you die, that's it.

If you die, that's it.Hover, you piece of garbage.It's when you die that's it

First teams, well, let's see what I hope I'm not on Matt's team.

I don't know how this is gonna work though Yeah, I don't know will I be able to attack people you might not target your teammate, but everybody's probably gonna be in trouble It's a bad day to be an Xbox controller with wheels, I'll tell you what Damn I just drove off for some reason Okay, this might be very fast no no no no no cheaper.

Let's make a comeback No, no, no, no, no cheeseburger.

What the fuck is the problem?

It's just an absurd sentence, I don't know.No, no, no, no, no, cheeseburger, listen.

Alright, I couldn't see, I couldn't see.Kill him.Cheeseburger, no mercy.I'm on, I'm on the controller.

Cheeseburger getting attacked.Cheeseburger getting attacked for his views.

I'm gonna lie bro.

I took my hand on my controller and touch my nutsack

Sorry guys.I'm playing my ball sack.

It keeps spotting in front of me!

How do y 'all keep dying immediately? I'm spotting in the back and the wheel is right in front of me as soon as I go forward. Hey, yummy. Hey, yummy. Yeah, go and try it. Go and try it. You gotta just push your teammate you got shot by no one. Oh Buffer was shootin' yo ass in the back.

No, you're a chud fish, bro.Chud fish.

Ooh, lots of spots here.This is good.What the fuck is going on over here, bro?

Yeah, there is life and more shit here, dawg.

Did he kill you?Yeah, bro.It's really been working well on them and not us.As long as I don't spawn in the back right and the wheel just goes right to the - Good luck, T -Burger.

Watch T -Burger be completely fine.

What the fuck happened?It got my ass.It got my ass on that one.Go, T -Burger, go!You and me also died.

What?!You gotta be ready for that LaterI would have got that.No problem.Go go go drive fast shit Half -points bitch.

All right, lock the hell in.

Oh nice.Nice.Good start.Good start Are you fucking fuck here you got a gun he's gotta go to the hammer go ahead They have guns and hammers, like what do we do?

I don't do - they're literally - I'm in LeBron's age back here and they have a weapon.

I thought you said LeBron's age.

I'm 42.

Damn, you old as shit, bruh.Shit!

We should stop.Oh shit.

Where you going?He got around.I know what you are.Let me do a different shit.I've never seen a motherfucking guy like that.I'm gonna do an expansion on my ass.

Look out.I'm alive.I got the finish, I got the finish.

Nice.

It's all up to you, Matt.Don't fuck it up.G -Burger not making it.We need a dad.G -Burger!We're fine, we're fine, we're fine.

I'm not touching you!I don't even know what's up ahead.

Go!Oh shit!What do you mean go?Where do I go?This way.What the hell?

He shooed the shit out of me!Come on, man!Oh no!No, T -Burger!Yes!T -Burger!

I think we won.

I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.I think we won.

I think we won Okay, you've effectively done nothing yeah, yeah, you did nothing congrats no

I didn't!Why is the controller bigger than the fucking monster truck?That's not how it works, bro.See, look.Oh, oh.Yeah, good job.

I thought I had a shorter...I thought I had a shorter blow.You're stupid.Yeah, go get off the map, you dumb fish.Yeah, it's over.Stupid fish, 2IQ ass fish.

Oh, yeah!Made him hit the brakes.Pover you through.That was smart.He's so smart, actually, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm good.That's a big turn.Yeah.Knock him off pushing me. I'm trying I got it.

I got it.I got it.

I got it.Where am I?

The game is forgiving and graceful double log logs on the track egg log oh it's gonna drop yeah I did bro let's kill these motherfuckers over all right I'm on a make -up killer stuff she killed me Do not choose me. I got good.

I slow down.Oh my God.That's so wack.What just happened?You gotta be fucking me.That's big points.

Big points.

Hold on.We're good.

pull that a redemption Oh my god Wow.

Wow.Take our time here.We got magnetized.We got magnetized there for real.

I have a gun.

This is not good.Die.

Fucking way.What just happened?

Oh my god, I got crushed.I actually - Ow!Ow!Ow!

Oh man, I had to have your speed boost activated earlier.

Actually got killed by him.He actually got killed by him.

Yeah, that happened to me on the first turn.Stop.Fuck the Alliance and killed everybody

Where am I going?Where am I going?Where am I going?I'm still alive.Matt's alive?

Am I dead?

Hey, wait, can you guys hold up a sec?No, nope.Chi, don't.Chi, wait, wait.Yo, this is not good, bro.Yeah, this is not good.

They're gonna kill each other, though.CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL CHI CHILL Yeah, I think we lost oh my god, oh my god, okay.

Okay.Okay.Okay.Okay.

Oh It's just gonna go to sudden death.Yeah.

Yeah, I think that's gonna happen no matter what unless we keep killing each other like crazy style Man, sudden death is gonna be terrible, bro.Goodbye.Big -ass controller and a big -ass milkshake.Big -ass controller saved my life.

Everybody opts now, bro.

Wait, look out.Oh, man, that sucks.

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I slow down for you, bro Hey guys, I wonder what's gonna happen here who knows it's close Walk -in twin logs What the hell where am I?

Where am I?I'm good.

I'm good I couldn't even tell you what it was.I couldn't even tell you what did that.

I don't even come back Bro, I didn't even come back.

I didn't even come back Checking the recording to see what I hit.Yeah.Yeah, that one didn't count.I spoke to the devs.They said we should go We gotta fix that one right back triple nothing Hey, the course is over here man Hey man, the course is over here.Sorry, the green makes me go faster.

Yeah, too fast.Too fast.We definitely were first, bro.My fish was sideways in front of his truck.There's no way, bro.Hey, hey, hey, big red rectangle fucker, stop.

Let me do it first.

I literally can't put this anywhere, so yeah.

I gotta go.Let me do it.

Fucker there's sewing dissent among the ranks buffer.We should be able to win this one.They're getting mad at you.Why is my friend sideways?

I got pushed by the monster truck.

Why is there a red button?

I'm in the controller.

I'm in the controller.

Why are you sideways inside of me?

I think at first I was in the controller for a little bit.You were way sideways.

I see here.Okay.

I am also looking for the start of the race.Where is it?

Balls at the start.

Oh, there it is.No, he can't no room shit.Well, I'll just have to go a little further.

Yeah, bro It's over don't drive straight I'm good.

What's up here?

I couldn't make that.

I'm first.How was that at the end?I feel like we're all gonna die on this one.

Yeah at some point I forgot about those

Forgot about that you can tell I forgot about it drive another turn Look they're not even finishing as many checkpoints as we did look true Laurie doesn't matter.

We're to it.Oh, we're still up to one Hey, guess what?We don't have to play him again And they'll forever have the L. What do you mean, bro?This is all that matters.

This is the only game that matters, bro.Yeah, you can convince yourself that.That's okay.Yeah, I literally forgot about everything.Alright, that's spice.

Alright, boingy, boingy.Hey, how's it going?Just thought I'd give you a little kiss on the mouth.Alright.

I feel like that body's gone off so many times.

He pushed me off!Oh my god!He's a menace!I remembered it.I remembered it.I'm diamond one.

I'm diamond one.I'm on a roll.I'm on a roll I just died there.That's fun.It's what's this fish?

For you man, it's all you I just keep dying.I got it.I got it.I'm diamond one We gotta get something

We got no I don't know It's you puffer for some reason first place Hold it hold it hold it congratulations, but I finally won a school when that matters.Yeah, literally be us without needing sudden death.What does that say?You need to rely on that little baby that little baby mode at the end Y 'all suck at baby mode, bro.

What's that say about y 'all?

All right, say it with your chest.

What do you mean?

Go again?What do you think?

Tiebreaker.

All right, tiebreaker.

True, true.

It's really not a tiebreaker, but tiebreaker.Can we agree it's the tiebreaker, whoever wins, wins?No.Oh, you can't put your ego aside just for one time, huh?It's not an ego.

I think it's called fairness.Are you ready to up, Dan?Consistency.

I'm ready to play.Because I'm ready to play.We're ready to fuck up, man.

What is that orb I got that wizard orb, I'm pleasing that shit off spawn boy, whatever it is You mind if I ponder that why would you?We got a train tracks immediately Bro, look at this fucking place.

What is this?What is that thing?Oh my god!

Is this the map?Oh no!It does what to the map?Isis is on the map?

Hey guys, watch out for the six trains.No!I just jumped it!How did I just jump the fucking train?Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!Oh my god!

I'm going so fast!R .I .W.Let's put some horse shit on there.Oh, it's a terminator?

Oh my god!That is actual hell on Earth.I'm glad you placed a big ass track.

Bitch.I'm good, I'm good!

All right, all right, this is dangerous About a pedestrian crossing.

Sorry need this All right, we're on the board.

Yeah, we were on the board finally.

Okay.Oh Alright, we're cool.Alright, that's two rounds.Hey, Train.

You fucking asshole.You actually just locked me in place there.Oh my god!

You on the map!Fish!Fish!You fucking fish fucker!I got him, bro.

I got him, bro.Don't worry.Oh no.That's not good.You don't have shit!We're good, we're good.

I keep getting more good than you, bro!

Okay, Bummer.Okay, Bummer.That one was me.What the fuck is wrong with you?!

What the fuck?

How did he get past the train?That's all literally spawn RNG.Fuck you.Yeah, that's spawn RNG.No skill.I'm just taking my leisurely ass time driving through here.

Hello.

What do I feel like being big actually low -key bad?

Yeah, it's not great.It kind of sucks.What the hell is happening?

I hit slide.

Fuck!What the hell?

Double kill!Do not blame me on that!No.What do you want from me?

Nah, fucker killed you.Whoa, you just spawned in me.That's fine.Dude, why are we spawning and we're ghosting and then we're not ghosting on the worst parts?

You rear -ended my little ass.What?Who the hell was that?Yo, it must be Fuck Mass Ass Friday, because I'm getting fucked in the ass.

Damn, bro!Bumper, did you shoot me?Might have.Was it worth it?I was trying to kill you on me. I was trying to kill you on me. I was trying to kill you on me. I was trying to kill the other guy last time, too, and you just happened to be in the way.

Fucking shit, will y 'all relax?Kill yourselves.I'm watching shit teleport currently.Alright.

No, no, no.I got bummed, bruh.

I got bummed.

That's crazy.Yeah, watch out.Alright.I hit the barrier, it's fine.

I hit the barrier, Puffer, it's all good.It's all good.We all killed each other, Puffer.We all got me to go.Fuck y 'all, bruh.

Goop.What?What?All right, bro.I'm in cheeseburger.I'm beating him up.

I'll be in cheeseburger.Just eat each other bro.Yeah, bro.

You knuckle deep in my shit Sorry, it was worth it.I think he's gonna die Actually, what the fuck are these spawns bro, this is bullshit i'm killing myself Simon a commercial break bus is over.How are they still getting checkpoints?They weren't even alive at this point We need to go on a murder mission just make sure they do not live and never score

Tornado on the track.I've never seen so much unlucky bullshit happen back -to -back.Skill issue.Where's the beginning?

Dude, I have not made it past the beginning one time.Yeah, bro, I know.

I got Matt.I killed Matt.

I also love Korn.He's such a good man.Oh my god.What?Hello?Help!

What?Oh no!It's fine, it's fine.Big controller!Alright, I got knocked off again.Is Yummy a freak?

If I'm a freak, what do you mean am I a freak?

As your lawyer, Yummy, do not answer that.Do not answer that question.

Shotgun!Yummy!

It's okay, it's okay.

Relax, relax.Shotgun!

I'm hitting this.Relax.

Bumpers!What?Okay, relax, bro.We're good, we're good, we're good.

We just gotta make sure they don't cross any more checkpoints.God is asking for it.Dude.Nice.I think they might, we might go to sudden death here.They keep touching it.

Yeah.Yeah, it's sudden death.What the?What the?

Quality of Q. Drive, drive!What?

Chill.Slow, slow.I hope we got through.I'm pretty sure you did.Alright, alright, alright.Wait, what?

Twice in regulation!

BOOM!BOOM!

so run it back when it takes all No, no, we're not even You had to rely on Sun death rules we be in regulation lucky embarrassing That was us that was red team If we lose this, I won't be able to sleep tonight.Alright, let's build the exact same start.No more railroad.Build the exact same start.You know what's crazy?I put the railroad there too.

We're good.

We're good.By the way, there's a lot of items here.Yeah, I can tell.

Alright, that's not good.That's not a good start.That's alright.

That was great That's messed up dumbass fuck you coming all right Alright, cool man.

Unrelated to the video game.

Yeah, that's sick.I'm dead.Got him.Yeah, they did get me.You can't, you can't shoot me.He's got a weapon!

You can't shoot me. I'm on top of the fish.

He just hit me with his tail.You do be doing that.First place, that's good.No, I think you did.

I definitely made it Over the spot boring add tracks I Back up, T -Burger.Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Yeah, he backed up into me for real.He backed up into me for real.

I wasn't ready for that.

Holy fuck, Fish, how are you still alive?

That's extra points right there.I made up for it, Puffer, I made up for it.

And I killed another, I killed another.T -Burger dead.

Yes!Yes!What a round!

How the fuck did that hit me?Beautiful.Hey, get next to me, I dare you.Come on.Smitty, kill them.I am.

They killed me, but I killed them.

He's trying his best.The fish survived.Oh, my God.

What were you doing?

He has a fucking shotgun, dude!

He was stopping and then he started going.

Oh, my God.

Look at this.Look at this bargain.Oh, I've seen greater comebacks.Yeah, by us earlier.That's true.Me too.

That never happened.Here come the barriers.

Where's the start of the race?I feel like it's not a good idea.Puffer, we should strategize, because we're working together.Okay.Oh, this is a great spot, actually.Beautiful, beautiful.

Yeah, that's gonna claim some bodies right there.

Yeah, that might kill me every time, I'm not gonna lie.That may be the next event.Just take your time.Blowing.Nice.Why am I complimenting you?

Oh, who put these barriers?All right.

Oh, my God.I thought he died here.That's crazy.You were off the screen for 20 seconds.I counted it.You're going to die, bro.

Watch out for that hammer.

Don't just don't hammer me.

Go, go, go.OK, I killed one.I killed one.Nice.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, that's what you get bitch all right, we're still in it.

Oh, we're throwing insults Okay, I think we're tied honestly no y 'all are up by 75 holy shitty penalty I was just guessing I wasn't That area sucks, bro.

Oh my god That's so bad.

Oh, that's a fucking eight mile of make way I was behind him.

Oh my god.

It's literally so ass I Admitted it immediately.I was like I feel oh, we're back at it back to it.Hey.Hey, can you stop running?What?I'm alive.

Nice.You clutch you clutch you close that

No, I saw puffer do it I saw you do it you're full of shit first and he gets first finish so we're cheating Lord you saw that right?

No, I didn't see anything.I was off the map.Tell me she didn't got it I didn't see what the fuck y 'all were talking about, bro.I was backwards doing a front -flump somersault.

I'm fucking lagging.Wait!Wait, I'm not even - Hello?Ready?You have been disconnected from this game.No too much.

I just got kicked out.I just got kicked out.

No rejoin I don't know.Yeah, good luck.I Wait, I'm I'm gonna pull it home.I'm bringing it home puffer.I died immediately, but I killed them both.It's fine.

Yeah, bro.You got the fan kill.You might have to win by yourself.I think if anything we won by default because we were ahead.I think we just call it that because Puffer's gone.This is like the worst.

That's crazy copium.

Great work by disconnecting internet Bumped into each other past I'm watching Yeah, I know I know yummy went over to your house and unplugged your internet bro, so I stopped my teammate Yeah wait how is he i'm alive i'm alive with a hammer i hit him 10 times we actually might lose oh you clutch it to be one bro i got it i got itit.I got it.All right, I don't got it.I should I needed that I needed that real bad needed that finish, bro Yeah, they got a false start at the start too because my shit didn't count down.Oh, yeah, literally what happened Oh, yeah.

Oh, no Oh, yeah, they cheated though.They had to cheat to win.Everybody saw it.

Everybody saw it.Whatever.Everybody saw it.I didn't have my teammates.

No, no, no, you're not listening, though, because the checkpoints, the checkpoints, they double up when both of you finish.I only have myself there.

I only, literally, you get more points if both your teammates finish.No, you don't.You do.You actually do.No.

Yeah, I think that was the easiest thing I've ever done.I don't think I've ever done anything easier than that.Whatever, bro.

I think we're done playing.Hold that Mega Wishwind, bro.Hold it.It's fine.It's fine, bro.