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This showed up in my camera…

This showed up in my camera…

Flamingo

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Photomaly is a game where you take over the photo studio your daddy left behind take photos for customers Process their orders and deliver the correct prints This is a free demo of the game. That's to come I guess I'll link it in the description It looks very interesting though. Hello. Are you the guy I'm supposed to take a pic of for money? Hello daddy daddy Daddy one it says I think oh, where am I the power must be out again I should reset the fuse from the back alley. Oh

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No, I already don't like this. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Oh my god! Ow! Ow! Ow! I slammed the door in my nose!

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Oh it's bleeding!

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Alright enough- OW! Oh my god! Okay, I thought something ha- nothing actually happened. I think my mouse just jumped a little bit. Okay, allow me to set the mood real quick.

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Oh, it's scary in here now

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Yeah, but Oh X marks the spot oh I'm gonna take a picture there oh door lock

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Hello

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Missing I hope I find you click. I should clean up before opening the shop click What's that even clean when I was a kid my daddy never wanted me go inside this room. What could be inside? Is he dead? Why am I still listening to him? Look how tiny my little hand is. Do you see that? That's to scale Oh, I'm too little to open this. I'm too little. Where's my daddy? All right, I'll knock it off God grab the room and clean the stairs on the floor Dude, how does it go down? Oh my god. At least it's a demo. I think in the real version

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They're gonna add some more detail. They're gonna make a real hole and you can jump inside there. I got stuff everywhere Look, I'm over there. I'm over there sweeping. Oh Look, I'm doing there. I'm over there sweeping. Oh, look, I'm doing tricks on it. Spin, spin, spin. Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. All right, time to open the shop.

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Hello? Oh wait, I should turn on some more lights. Okay, there we go. Let's sit in my chair. Okay, well let's stand next to my chair. Are you a customer?

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Help!

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I'm doing, oh my God!

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Yabba, yabba, yabba, yabba.

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Dude, you look like MatPat. You look exactly like MatPat, you freak. Oh, look, this is me putting my lovely tiny hand on your face and just caressing your cheek. Do you like that? I have been waiting a long time for this job to reopen

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I want a photo where I look handsome Okay, Matt Pat To take a valid customer photo stand the mark spot X marks a spot Let me get my camera wherever that is right? Okay. Yeah, you like that Do you want like on my iPhone whoa oh you're showing a little teeth you're growling at me yeah bah do you like it

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yeah I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take a picture of that what do you what do you think about that? Lol. Ah! Oh, I thought he was coming after me. All right, let's just throw that on the ground. All right, printing photo to transfer, blah, blah, blah. Oops. All right, it looks like I need this thing a little longer.

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So anyways, oh, okay. Yeah, let's transfer these photos over. Oh, ah, unless I use those, you probably get mad at me. Let's give you that. Print. You want that. You're putting that on your dating profile.

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Oh, sorry.

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Here. Ha, you mad? Lol, lol, I wish I could leave. Ah, here's a cool glitch I learned I learned do the photos are right here. What do you mean? No new photos? Hey, you forgot this one. Ah That's my background. I can't change all right. I'll take it. I'll take a new one in a sec

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I don't want you. I don't want a customer seeing that hello young lady. Let me just grab a photo of you. LOL. AHHHHH!

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Stop it!

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Sorry, my power is going out. I'm applying for a passport. Can you take the proper photo?

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LOL.

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I'm just playing guys. That is a despicable act to do to someone. Now let me just get a couple of those real quick. Passport photo. So that's like, yeah. All right.

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Oh wait, how do I change this?

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Oops.

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Sorry, I'm throwing my camera around. Sorry, you want them like that. All right.

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Oh!

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All right, so we're gonna give you these photos now. Illing I'm actually taking photos but uh, all right, let's check these out This is evidence, this is a crime I just did. Oh, sorry my background now. Oops Let's give you one of these Let's give this is what passport photos are actually like though. So I'm not doing the wrong thing. I'll give you two of those because I'm lazy. You can't see that from there, right? Um, envelope time!

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One, two, three, four, five. Well, it looks like you only get four. Oh, what do you mean, brr? Oh, I do get money though. Is something bad gonna happen to me right like can I just Was that something I did

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They run out of mistakes to make and my daddy's so mad. Oh All right, I gotta go out here and turn the fuse box or something

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Why would that happen? Why are you free candy?

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I need to get in there now. I need to get in there now

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All right, we flip the flip the fuse box. Let's close this door and lock it too. Oh my god

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Daddy I'm so sorry

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All right, so that's all that I think can I use this broom to shove them back or something so you're still there

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They printed a photo of me where I look oh, we went in for the kiss let me They printed a photo of me where I look awful on my missing person poster You are that guy aren't you and what do you think about her one? I are pushing me. Oh, you're big so aggressive Please knock it off alright. So you ain't nine of these what okay you want in portrait? All right one Let's get one of those lol. All right, let's wait for him to stick it out a little lol. We're trolling you. All right Just bounce the camera off your head. Did you even notice that? Yeah, that's my that's my new background. We're gonna print that just to troll you a little bit All right, so he didn't let me take nine photos of him

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I don't know print count nine means I have to oh wait. Oh my god. I've been doing this wrong the whole time Guys I am so sorry about that. It gives me instructions right here One two, three, four five six seven eight nine. Here you go.

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Oh!

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She got it by a car. I got good money for that. Okay, I think. There's no money counter anywhere, so.

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Hello.

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I am relapsing. Oh, I am releasing a new album. Take my photo while I pose for the album cover. Yeah your finger All right, I'm gonna get I'm gonna make that down cover your little claw you have here your crab claw Yeah, let me All right print that as three by four Four copies. Oops. I'm low on paper. Hey, you can have this.

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I just gave him a bad paper cut. Yowch! Dude, I'm so good. I'm getting good at this. Why are you so hunched over? Nerd neck. Alright.

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Alright, not bad. Now let me close this place down!

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Okay, we're fine. Now let me close this place down.

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Okay, we're fine.

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Here's someone. Oh my God, oh my God, go away!

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Go away!

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Oh. Am I supposed to take your photo like those other anomaly games? I need to get a photo that I could use for a job application. Ah! Oh no! Oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no I'm getting I'm getting out of here ah fuse box is everything fixed now okay we're back to locking this. Someone's in here!

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Hello! My friends at school claim I do not show up in photos. I need a photo as proof. LOL.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Yeah, you should.

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What's happening?

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I think those are my last two pieces of paper. You're lucky, aren't you? Alright, now I gotta order more envelopes. See you show up. Hello, shirtless. Alright, let's see what kind of pick you're looking for.

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You are so happy. Dude, oh my God, you look like a, you look like a...

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Oh, oh.

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All right, what do you want this photo for? Mr. Hands. I miss my wife so much. I want to take a photo for her. If we reunite someday, I want to give it to her. Yo, gay ass. For her if we reunite someday, I want to give it to her yoga

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I like this. Hello. What do you want this in landscapes? Oh, oh sad oh Wait, I need more everything store Yeah, oh I only have a hundred seven dollars envelope paper do you really want it yes order deliveries you pick up deliveries in the back I'm

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gonna go get something real quick you stay right there all right my delivery Alright. My delivery. Whoa. Ah! Okay. Alright, sorry to keep you waiting and all that. So how do I do this? Oh, okay. There we go. Let's just, here, do you want this?

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On the house.

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Is this you?

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Hey, do you want a picture of this guy's ass? Or what about a girl? Okay. He's really locked in. Alright, let's get his thing ready oh my god oh my god okay dude something is open

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something wrong with the photo no no I can come back to haunt you Where'd you crawl to? I should close the shop and get some sleep. Close, close, close. All right, lock up. Test, oh, test it out.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, that really hurt. Test- oop! Test it out. Umm...

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Oh! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow, that really hurt. Sleep! Ooh, daddy would be so proud of me up there! Day daddy too! Five nights at daddy's! Ooh! Oh, I thought these were someone's footprints, but that's my pecs. Alright, these are a little- let's put this out as like an advertisement.

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How do I get it to stick? No, no, I need that.

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Guys, we are using editing power to blur this out because there's something horrible drawn on his face. Look how hard I'm making my editor work by blurring this out. Anyways, don't ask questions. Just listen I know what you saw last night the previous owner your daddy

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Worked with us now. It's your turn take this key in this film roll. I'll be back to collect the printed results Don't mention me or what we talked about to anyone. We'll meet again soon

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Lala

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So what do I do with this?

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Hello

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All right, so I definitely can't lose this Dude, you look like MatPat too. I need to renew my ID. Can you take my photo in the correct size?

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Okay

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All right, let's close that slam slam that door shut. Is there an armchair? Is this an armchair? You just okay. You're just sitting like that. Okay's slam that door shut. Is there an armchair? Is this an armchair or you just, okay, you're just sitting like that. Okay. Oh, I have a key. Look, there's a key on the top right now. Hey, you wait right there.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow, the door.

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Oh, oh my God, oh my God.

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Okay. I don't know what that was, of course portrait that means oh troll all right oh wait I need that get one of those oh what's that what's nevermind all right we need six two by three print oops dude I keep forgetting this is my background. This is not good. The wrong person's gonna see this I don't like what was that just like a mannequin. I hope dude. Where are those envelopes? I ordered. Oh my god Yes, I want to purchase. Why didn't ask me at the first time? Oh, I can sprint Which that means I have to run away from something eventually

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Here you go. No, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Ah

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All right, we're gonna be brave Wait, I need to I need to bring my camera for this What do you mean? Oh, developing photos. Interact with the cutting vision until the film roll is used to produce. Uh, okay. They're throwing a lot at me right now. Okay, that's not bad. So now we develop.

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Oh, I'm busy, I'm busy.

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Oh, anything. Is that a lady? Anything for a lady. One second. All right, we get that. We do that. And then we do that. And then we do that. Aren't you so excited dude did I do the wrong thing by clicking that I'm so sorry lol okay wait I should do whatever I take some photos for my new year planner. Can you develop them? Okay

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I'm gay. All right. We're just developing these photos There's so many of them. Oh, okay. All right get the envelope

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Lala

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All right, put these in there. Oh, that's so wet. Why is it so wet still don't take that off too early Oopsie, sorry all right we got your photos developed oh I forgot to look at all the photos sorry I didn't look at your pecs all right I want to see what's up with all the rest of these whoo I get so nervous with this beautiful girl in the room oh I forgot to turn that on I think that does something Oh

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All right. So we have some pics of the scariest creepypastas ever. All right. What do you want? All of you look like Matt Pat None of you get past me. Oh my god Bro, how did it turn out? Good How did it turn out? Good All right, yeah, we'll do this one print all right print size go One two three four five here you go. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Oh

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Do that bully shoved me behind the door? Oh my god, oh my flashlight All right, oh is there anyone over here? Oh, all right, we're going back inside. Oh my god Oh my god, No, but go away

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Where's my camera

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That clowns genuinely annoying that actually was epic rage bait. Oh, oh your belly is bouncing me your belly bouncing belly bouncing What do you want? Listen kid. They say I need to put a profile photo on the Zuck book. Ah Take that mannequin All right, all right Right, oh yeah, look here's how you make a mannequin mad

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You mad actually I really want this guy. I want this guy's my background

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All right, oh there you go. Thank you.

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Eww.

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I'm leaving that closed.

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Oh! Hello!

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I'm a journalist

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and I have photos.

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Uh. What are these? I have photos

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What are these

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Don't do that to me ever again

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Don't ever sneak up on me. Why didn't you do something about that? Huh? Oh my god. I hated that so much All right, so I'm gonna do my job now No, but I know I liked you more in the other room. I felt more safe You're too cowardly to hit me in front of the customers Not so tough now, are you huh? Anyways, I'll get back to work. All right, so we got his, all his stuff. Right.

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So wait, is all my power out or just some of these? He turned off all the light switches. Are you kidding me?

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La la.

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You caught me playing with the door. Oh, hello, beautiful lady. Click. Sorry, I just had to grab a pic of you. Hmm. Yeah, I'll get you with the broom. I forgot about this guy Yeah, I thought I saw something could you give us yes in just a second? Yeah, whatever

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19:52

All right, oops. Oops. I'm out of envelope. Oops. Did he looks like he's like he's like peeing on the wall That's the pose you hit when you pee on the wall? Just handle... You know what I mean? You're pathetic.

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Pathetic, Pierre.

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I should close the shop and get...

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Oh no!

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Sleep, sleep, sleep!

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Day three.

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Alarm!

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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Who did I bring home last night?

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Ah!

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Dude, I did not...

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Were you there when I walk when I woke up I I did not notice you

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Yeek

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All right. Let's you just stand there. That's what I got you right where I want you man. I can jokes on you. Oh It's you again La la I bet you don't like that Bet you don't like that, I bet you hate that. Dude, I can see you. You're le-

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I can see through that blur. I'm here to pick up the photos. Oh my god, I forgot! I hope I have all those. Okay, uh, give me a second. Um, probably just all these, right?

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Not bad, this is just a trial run we'll be working together a lot more until we meet again another time yeah why do you do that Not bad, this is just a trial run we'll be working together a lot more until we meet again another time yeah why do you do that why don't her wish list wish list I want this on my wish list

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