🎬 Title: Everybody Still Hates Chris S1E4

A lot of people think shoplifting is no big deal, and it's not if you're white. Which, as we've discussed, you ain't. If you shoplift, you better make sure you're ready to do 50 to life over a pack of Nutter Butters.

Excuse me, that lady just-

Lesson 13, mind your damn business.

Hey!

It's not what you want to listen to, it's what the cop wants to listen to in case you get pulled over.

I'm not gonna get pulled over.

Lesson 24. Yes, you will.

But I didn't do anything.

Half a jail didn't do anything. Both hands on the wheel. Look confident. I didn't say cocky. Wallet on the dash. Keep them hands on the wheel. What? That doesn't make sense.

Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath.

Nessa? You're a cop?