TOTS REWARDS DECIDE OUR TEAM!

Team of the Season rewards decide our team.Welcome to Mayhem May, ladies and gentlemen.A full month of Team of the Season content is ahead of us, and we're off to a banger of a start.We'll each get a set of Premier League Team of the Season Champs rewards.One of us will get Rank 1, one will get Rank 2, and you guessed it, one of us will get Rank 3.To decide who gets which packs, it's time for a quick game of Hot Potato.

Starting with Tom, you must name players that featured in the FC 25 Premier League team of the season.Go.

Erling Haaland.I was thinking of people who were good on the game.Four.Three.Van Dijk.Two.

Five.

Mo Salah.

Three.Two.Declan Moraes.One.Yep.Gabriel.

Yep.

Oh my word.What can't I think?

Oh, what do I feel like he's not in?Saliva.Yep.Five.Four.Three.

Two.Rodri.No. 4, Trent 3, yep.5, 4, 3, 2, 1.No.

I had a feeling it was going to be wrong.How do we not know any of them?But we won the league!

To be fair, I was thinking, I had Gravenberch and McAllister, I was just thinking the Liverpool players.There's only one goalkeeper of his selves.There's only one goalkeeper in a whole season?

Yeah!

That one!I thought it was the...Rank 2 is Sam, you know.Actually rank 2 is Sam.What's it ever been to 2 and 3?

Rank 3 gets us 4 player picks, a premium tots pack, 2 player pack.Don't really know how these work.1086, 1085, 2084 as well.So these are the worst rules you're going to see.They're only going to get better from here.The player picks are going to be huge though.

Realistically, should we all get like a full team with everyone in position?

Er, no.Really?No.

Harry's absolutely sorted.

Yeah, he's got 11.I'm pretty sorted.Is Harry not good enough?15 tops players at least?Yes.Laetitia, I feel like she's...

The thing is why you... could easily end up with players out of position.It's because like - Oh, that's a good start.It's because the player picks her first.

That's a good start.Yugi Bugi.See, obviously you would get a center back here to be safe.But if I see Eka TK, he's worth like triple, quadruple them.And I'm going to see Enzo again.I think Eka TK is too good to miss out on with incisive plus finesse and low driven.

Tiki Taka, Eka TK, number one.He won't be getting the tops next year.

Koga again.She's everywhere.

She's always in these picks.Koga is everywhere.Eka TK is everywhere.Yugi Bugi.Mariona.Oh my days.

I think she's a million coins, so I don't even care who comes up here, because I already know who I want.It's Mariona.Thank you for coming.Kukurea of no interest.Look at the state of this, by the way.Five star, five star.

Can play anywhere, centre midfield, just like me.Finesse plus, all the passing play styles.Intercept, technical, first target.And invent it.Yeah, surely.Surely it's Mariona feeding Ekotika here.

Maria, Francesca, Caldonetti, Oliver, Mariona.Welcome.Now.I'm starting to think if I've got a Kamen Striker, maybe I should go for a defensive -minded option here, but if they're going to keep giving me the goods, then...You're going to force my hand EA Sports, Mia Dima and Enzo Fernandes to go with a Cucurella.Okay, okay, okay, okay.

The more I think about this...

Are we going to end up with similar teams, you reckon?

I mean, we've got one of five picks, you see, so...Surely we have to, there's just not that many players to go from, is there?Got less chance of getting a fullback again, so I'm going to take Cucurella.

Wise shout, Tom, wise shout.Yeah, I think there's less chance of a fullback.Rare coming from you.

10 times 85, I could do with a top speed in these packs, given it's rank 3, we've got to be careful here.See, this is where you need this.Yeah.At the minute, we've got gold Alessio Russo and gold Beth Mead.You guys outplayed 2022 Pele.

I'm going to be honest, the London Marathoners took it out of me. 26 .2 miles too much.

You know GC, Alex.has signed up for it, yeah?He now fancies it.Has he?He signed up for next year's marathon?Yeah.

10 .86, please.Yes, tots.And it's purple, so this is brand spanking new.Goalie, that's not a tots.Spurs?Oh, no, London City.

This could be Godfrey.This could be the right midfielder.Yeah, just one Totts.It's going to be Godfrey, the right midfielder.Technical, press -proven, low -driven.About as bang average as it comes, but...

Yeah, one of the worst Totts, but we need them.She has got finesse, incisive, quick -step, rapid still.We have to keep an eye on these goals because I might have to use them.

Surely not.

OK, this is of concern because I need three players in this of Team of the Season.Otherwise, I'm guaranteed to be using at least one gold player.It's purple.I need it to be double.Right wing.Oh my God, is it her again?

Oh, it's gold.Oh my God.I think it's a dupe.I think it's Godfrey.I think it's Godfrey.Oh, I think that guarantees me about three Totts players here.

Three golds.

Imagine you get some duplicates.

Yeah.Do you know what?

If I get dupes, I'm going to end up with half Totts, half gold.Brother, this is stinky.

I didn't realise how big that rank three difference would be because I'm sure you two are nearly guaranteed a full Totts team here.

Yes.

We have Saka, I mean Pinner.Yeah, just put Pinner out on the left.Keep your eyes on, she might be playing at this point.Now, we've just got to pray this isn't Godfrey again.Oh my God, it's a left back.It's a left back.

It's a left back.

I did not need Lewis Hall.Yeah, but one can definitely play left mid.And you actually needed players who have actually got pace in defending.That's good.

Where can he play though?Because I think Kukerea might only play left -back.Surely he's got an alternate position.No, he doesn't.

Now, I don't know if Kukerea has...You will be putting one of them at centre -back at this rate.

Good little centre -back.It is something.He is good.He's out of position probably, but he is very, very good.One thing I do know, this team's not going to cost me much to build.We've got a top system.

And it's a male.Striker.It's Igor Thiago or Joao Pedro, maybe.Joao Pedro.Wow.OK, so you can play Cam.

Yeah, but I've already got Marion.I'm going to play Marion and send him in.

She's going to have to go CM.Joao Pedro is classy.

Really good.Really good.Look at that.Low driven, rapid, incisive plus with a finesse to go with it.Rapid might be the best place to start.Yeah, Rapid's looking good right now.

Here goes nothing.We pray for no dupes.We hope and we pray.Ahmed, English.Oh my God, it's a dupe.We've got a dupe.

No.

Oh my God, is this Cucarero as well?

No, this is Cucarero.Oh, Pedro.Oh, Joao Pedro.Oh, Joao Pedro.Get in.Is that James?

Yes.

Yes, he's leading the defender as well.

That's huge.That is huge.That is really, really good.I need a defender of all the Chelsea players to come out as well.Now, what else is in the pack?Oh no.

Oh, he's got a dupe.I don't think we'll ever see a week like this one where your team is at more of a disadvantage than the others, most definitely.I've got a feeling mine's going to be significantly worse, right?Because the amount of tots you can get.Right, boys, this is Rank 2 Prem Tots Rewards.I'm starting with the first one with a good old triangle.

Bob, come on.Oh my god, oh my god, he can't afford him though.You can't afford that.There's no way you can afford that.He's 5 .7 million quid.He's 5 .7 million.

Basically, obviously we can't do it on our account because we're about to play champs on that account so we can't open the rewards.We said before...Bruno is the only one that you can't get because he's the only one out of budget.Our accounts don't have 6 million plus quid.

I'll tell you what, he would be class as well.

Well, lads, it's a big shame.I mean, we'll be taking it on now.main man's account, but...Oh, my word!To be fair, I know I'm going to be really, really, really surey -boring here.That is so unlucky.

I'm just going to have to take Kukurea, because realistically, another strike is coming through at one point.The wing -backs are where you need to pull through.OK, lads, if my looks are anything like that, literally any other player, any other player, He's sound.Oh my god!Can I even afford that or not?Check him, check him.

He's 2 mil.I'm gonna get him.I've got the coins, it's fine.I might get Semenya anyway though and change it up.Choking.What is going on with that?

Oh my god.

Where were they as well?Did I just miss something here?But like, them two red picks are better than all my red picks I got this weekend.

Bro, it's just gonna have to be Saliba lads.He's gonna be the most ridiculously overpowered player you've ever seen Saliba in.That is outrageous.That is just ridiculous.Right.This could be generational.

Semenyo.I'm just feeding Semenyo.I don't know why.

Just the way you are.

By the way, Enzo's one of them solid little good players.He's good to have in a challenge like this.Definitely don't need Ryder.

Happy with the goal, goalkeeper to be honest.Come on chaps, finish it off.

Oh my god, he's decent as well.That's fantastic.That's coming straight into the team.Joe, the problem with Timba, can't he play like right back, centre back and left back?

It is so good.That is coming straight in there.

Timba might be the best player.Look, look, he's got three positions.Yeah, that's just so, so sound.Go on the position, is it right back, centre back and left back?yeah and right mid yeah like lads if someone was made for a hashtag house challenge that is that right there a right back center back and left back like you can literally just play him anywhere wow and he goes with his saliva that's already two million coins and if he had the coins he'd have bruno right now as well so it's cucaracha chaps but honestly those rewards ridiculous so far this accounts anything to go by holy moly wait it's a bit it's a bit shorty coded by the way to do it to dopack challenge and his first three players are defenders.

Honestly, can you take the safety off at any point here?Have a bit of fun, you know you need to attack and score goals as well, yeah?

These are rank three rewards.

What?These are rank three rewards.

Wait, so we did have to win the game?

So I had to win that game for TJ?

Or did...Yeah, because I've been instructed to get 15 and 13.

Yeah.It was confirmed that we had been told the rewards were, indeed, ranked 2.I don't know how I didn't clock on earlier, to be honest.

That's right.We'll have to dip into the store later.You know, you're supposed to have better awards than Tom, so we'll go to the store.

Cheers, Ray.Sorry, lads.There's been an admin error.Bang.Come on.Centre -back, okay, so this is just one.

It's probably going to be the one that Tom kept packing.Oh, it's a Chesterfield player.

It's the centre -mid keeper.

I needed a centre -mid.

I actually didn't need any defenders, really, other than one centre -back.I'm pretty sure Chesterfield have finished 7th after getting promoted the year before.That's calm as marbs.I'm sure they come out of Step 5 and now they're in Step 4.Now you've got Braybrooke.It's happening, Braybrooke.

Shout out to any Chesterfield fans.Your budget was too good for National League, though.You know it as well.

Yeah, National League teams never, ever, ever go straight back down.Or even close to.

I've got a bit of personal beef with Chesterfield, actually, if anyone cares.86 -10, boys.Oh my God.They actually beat my dad's team last year in the FA Cup, like 6 -0.And my dad was like, they're just not going to win.a conference prem team, like they're a League 2 team.

And they're just in the conference prem.They got promoted.Now they're in seventh.86 times 10, I got no parts.They have different financial reels, don't they, sir?Unlucky, mate.

That's kind of awkward.By Sunday, will the other team with Rochdale have played their...Rhys James.I don't know what it is.Rhys James.Oh, you've got Rhys James.

Rhys James.He can play centre -mid.Oh, he can, yeah, he can.Can he play centre -back as well?Oh, you've got two tops here.Hold on, you've got two tops.

Bro, it's a one player pack, bro.What are you talking about?You got done though, didn't you?Can you play centre mid or CDM?CDM, yeah.CDM, but you know, I've just realized Tim is going center back and reshaping is going right, but you got back for and yeah I've got back for no, I must be nice.

Come on.How can you motor?Please?Just don't mean it.She's not Bruno Saliba.So calm as mobs sound.

She's class.Oh, she's absolutely that's odd.

Yep.She's unreal.Yeah, she's unreal I feel like I'm gonna dodge a duplicate here in my three -pack.

She's good.

Oh good, really good They've literally created the perfect Tots card here in her.

Yeah, look at her place down there.

Oh my god.

Look at that Low driven game changer and finesse.Bar in chip shot, you take chip shot out for like first touch or something.First touch or intercept.Like she's centre mid, yeah, like crazy.She's going to be my camera.Crazy good.

Right lads, can I just avoid some duplicate?If I can avoid duplicates in this, it would guarantee me nine players in the team.I don't care if they're out of position, Totts, that's fine.Just please.But Joey, your defenders are in, so you're alright.Centre back.

Oh, he's got too many defenders now.He's got one too many.No, I don't.Would you have to play James in Manchester City?right back well something's happening chaps something's up right she's good i've currently got no strikers until now yes at least i avoided it it's not a striker it's granite jackal at least i avoided any dupes just to send it back for koga and just bro i've actually got no striker that's class how often does that happen in asiaNo striker Yeah, you never normally end up a bottom heavy team.

It's the only top heavy.Don't worry because I've still got some stuff coming from the main man Yeah, I swear this is just by the way I'd love to do a comparison before he gets his store pack to get up to rank to like the difference in the two rank three rewards there Gods are looking down on me for good reason that is night and day, right?We're gonna open Harry's and then sure he's gonna come back for his store pack.Yeah Yeah, I'll see what Jamie's got for me.Maybe you've give me the best pack in the store and like I get a better pack than I would have got.

I wouldn't be crap, mate.No, you wouldn't do that.Joe, I'm going to lock in pick number three.

What a stupid suggestion that is.

Can I get that in writing?No, I'll decide in a sec.

It's a good pick.Do you know what?

I'm just going to pick Timber.As if I only get three red picks.You get one of five.Yeah, I know, but it's still going to be a better story.See, Chirky's back again.

What should have happened there?See, that shouldn't be allowed.It might be the first pick of Chirky of the day, though.Yeah?He got Cherokee.Has no one got Cherokee?

No.Oh right, I'll go Cherokee then.He's on his own.Did you even get Enzo as well?I didn't get Enzo.He come up, yeah, but I took Timber at the end.

Cherokee again, Hasegawa again.Boom.Kukere, oh.I just, I just don't know.Thing is, is there a big difference do you reckon between the Totts and a goalkeeper?I think a goalkeeper having long ball pass as one of the playstyle pluses on a...

What are we doing?It's a bit of a scam.What are you faffing about?He's effectively got two play styles, yeah.Same for David Rayo.

Well, I feel like...Do you know what?I'm just going to pick Donnarumma.

Oh, he's gone for the gold goalie.We'll test it.Yeah, that's a good theory.

We'll test it.

I just realised Harry's got an 11.Oh, he's got 11.Yeah, he's got 11.By the way...See, he's got enough outfielders, hasn't he?

By the way, I literally got, like, the worst red picks.And I got ranked one.Right, give me a tots in that.Good stuff.

I mean, it doesn't matter because he's got...He's got 11 tops back to open, Chas.It's actually physically impossible for Harry to not have a full 11 tops.

team, because...Well, even with three Jukes.

Even with three Jukes, yeah.

Do you know what?I'm worried about my lack of defenders at the minute, but surely it gives me like Kukere and stuff.

It will, that pack's really bad.

Right, gimme Tots in this.

Yeah, he's getting Tots as well, innit?Yeah.Who's this?CDM.Oh no, it's from my normal Rodri.It's Rodri and someone else.

It's gonna be...Oh, is it?Left back.It's not Bruno, is it?Bruno's the actual blue.It's Lewis Hall, so you've got yourself another defender.

Exactly what we didn't want him to get, because now he's got Lewis Hall, Timba and Donnarumma, so he's obviously going to get two defenders in the back.He's going to get two centre -backs, isn't he?Yeah, probably.I've got a feeling there's going to be a big team gap here.

Nice.

Like a really big team gap.

I've not got a strike of centre -backs or centre -mids at the minute.

You've got 11 team this season coming and you've already got four.Will it give me centre -bodies?

Yeah.

There's too many, like the women.Here we go again.Go on, sort me out.Here we go again.Oh my god.Is it gonna?

Is that someone?

This is Harry Kane.

Oh no.

Millwall.Millwall.Millwall.Millwall.He's purple.Unless I've got two centre -backs.

Mill.And centre -back.

Oh my god.He's got a right -back and centre -back.

Oh my god, bro.

He's...Mill.Is that a real chant?They all go around in Stone Island just shouting Mill and apparently it makes them cool.That's what Jamie's been doing.And when he says he's going to away games, that's what he does.

Are you going up or not?No, they're not going up.

389.

Oh my god.

Chelsea.He's not got any chances against Chelsea.Just don't be Kukerea.Just don't be Kukerea and then I'll be like, you know what, that's sound.

Cheers.By the way, the team he's got already before 11 more players come out.I know, I know.I don't have a striker yet.

That's crazy.

788 as well.He's fiddling his boots here.Look at this.Jesus Christ.Look at this.What were we expecting?

No, but I was expecting less tots from here.No, it's only been giving me one, hasn't it?Oh, Ipswich.So I've not got a player.A, B, an attacker or something.

Centre back.O'Shea.I mean, Harry's got a defence now.He's got a full...He's got a full...You've got a full back five before the Totts pack's even opened.

How about any midfielders?

Will it give me midfielders in this?What's O'Shea saying?Oh, he's not got Jockey.He probably won't play.Fodder.The big one.

I need left mid, calm, centre mids.Something tells me from an 11 Totts pack...He's got Giampaolo Pedra already, hasn't he?So he's mainly just filling up the midfield.

Oh, we're going to see a good...It's Mia Dima.It's Mia Dima, who's 93.That's really...It's not the 96 one.Who's the 96 player?

No, it's Mia Dima.It's a 93 Mia Dima.Oh my god, it's another woman.It's Hasegawa.Hasegawa.Hasegawa.

This tots pack is a disgrace.

It's so bad.It's an actual disgrace.It's so bad.So 94 Hasegawa, 93 Mia Dima, which means everyone else...So let's show how many females are in this.Let's show how many the women's one are in this.

Everyone else is 93 or below.So it didn't even sort me out with anyone like Matt.It's a really bad bag.Cherky, Hampton...Oh, he's got the centimids.He's got three goalies.

Oh yeah, you could donate those to us.

He's got Donnarumma, Rayo and Hampton.Oh my God, I've actually not got everyone in position though.It's a bit mad, isn't it?Who's missing?Left mid.

Can Lewis Hall or McCabe not play there?Someone can play left mid.Or Cherokee, yeah, one of them.

Yeah, but I'm not going to put McCabe over an attacker, I don't think.

You've got one more player, by the way.He's got Bruno.Yeah, who's after hold?Oh, Lewis Hall.So you've got hold, Garner, Bruno, Cherokee.That is so good.

Brett, if you want to get to the main event, the stallback.Right, boys.Guaranteed top pack.Here we go.The highest rated player is blue.It's blue.

Shaker!Oh, yeah, it might not be.Yeah, it is.It's right.It's right.Oh, is it right?

Yeah.Wait, wait.Is he not going to turn?

No.Yeah, that's Sam.Okay.

Yeah?Wait, wait.There's someone higher rated than him, though.That's what I'm saying.No, I've already got her.I've already got her.

I've already got her.I've already got her.Don't worry.

As soon as I saw Spurs badge, don't worry, chaps.

That was close.

Don't you worry.You actually just got a striker as well.That was close.Yeah, mate.Oh, he's a legend there.What do you reckon, Jamie?

Do you want to change anything else?Like, someone else will open a store pack for a lot?

I'd say it's justice, yeah.Because Shorty should add rank too.

Yeah.

Hey, do you know deep precision headers are actually good?He's got many a useful playstyle.One, two...He's got aerial forces as well.

Can I have one as well?

Come on, chaps!

To be honest, I think it could have gone worse.For the players that are out of position, De Jong and Pina being the two, not too bad.The only thing is centre -backs.I've got a lot of attacking prowess.I've got Marijona, who I did want to play at 10, but I'm going to have to play at centre -mid.We've got Pedro feeding Ekotike.

It's the centre -backs that are the problem, let's be honest.I'm not going to lie to you here, but Kukre and James at full -back means no one should go walkies that much.I'm happy, but could I be happier?Yes.All right, boys.I pulled up to 451 Factory.

Listen, look.I need to keep the Tom loss streak continuing.AKA, he lost the last month, so let's make him lose this one as well, because chances of it being Harry starting with that Rank 1 team, I'm not so sure.4 -5 -1.I've managed to get everyone in position here, chaps.Boo!

What?Boring, boring, shoring.Oh, you're so original in 4 -4 -1 -1, Tom.Be a real man and play something different than 4 -5 -1, you bore.Chaps, top Saliba into the club.We've also got Holt up top, chilling and killing.

She's got amazing play styles.And then we've basically got Wright out on the left mid.I'm just going to basically play him in, spam play him in all weekend.

And Timber is just going to start singing there, going Timber by Kesha on that right mid.

Where's your Bruno gone?Where's your Bruno gone?Where's your Bruno gone?

Where's your Bruno gone?Although I had rank one and sure he got rank three reward, he's got the most expensive team and the better team of everyone in position.So there's a clear favorite and I will say I do have a better team than Tom.

So it's a fresh month and time for me and Tom to seek redemption after Harry sealed another annual title.Will maybe the month we can finally work together?

You know what time it is?No GC for the race and everything a little bit this week.is helping on the edit so we can have this video during Todd's WGC in the comments.WGC!Start the race in three, two, one, go!

This guy Jamie, love that, love the passion from you Kingy.All right, you've got a chance to have some credibility here Jamie.

He said I've got a chance to have some credibility this week.How are you feeling about that?

Mate, there's nothing wrong with it.No, bro, I think you've been fantastic.I think you've been great all year round.

People are saying you got shafted last week.

Are they?Have you been trying to say I got shafted?I don't get it, mate.I don't get it.I didn't even lose the month.It's fine.

Stop worrying about it, everyone.Stop worrying about it.Just have some fun.

He's on the wing together with Chirky.We're on the piss.We're going to win the month.

Oh, look at that.Oh, look at the creative run.Godfrey!I've still not kicked off yet and they're both 1 -0 up.What is this guy doing?

Pro Faffer of the year.Oh my god, he's scored.Yes, great work.

Sorry boys, I forgot to say, the winner gets a week 2 Totsa guarantee SBC.First week on the job, sorry boys.

Jesus.It's this guy I've just matched.I'm telling you, you have a chance to get real credibility here, unless you're going to let GC do it.What?Someone's got to announce this, it's a four week month.

I said we don't have a week off this week.because GC's downstairs editing already.

Yeah but I don't think they know what that means.I don't think it's been told to the people yet.Ekka TK 2 -0.I don't think they know so maybe you announce it.

Let's go Sheena.

Good goal that.Alexa play Olivia Dean, man I need.Got it in early this week.

Saw a few people in the comments.

You got some people.Come on, if your mum and dad have woke up to that, they'll wake up in a good mood, you know what I mean?

Come be the man I need, talk to me!

Bosch!Holt puts it in, chaps!I don't know if this guy knows what a rage quit is, though.I feel like Harry's going to be fine.

Oh my God.My defending these days is absolutely shambolic as tutu.

Nice, Harry.Great work, mate.I've actually got a chance of winning the race here.And I really, really need to do that.However, that's the problem right there, guys.When your defence is that bad, you're always going to have a spot of bother.

Thank God the year is nearly ending because I am shambles at the minute.

Four -week month as well, now there's three -week gimmick anymore during Todds.

You can't say that, like, I'm obviously checked out because I've won the year.

Like, look at Canate again.It's 2 -0 because of how bad Canate is.Like, that's going to cost me the race, not my own ability.Bang.Halt for 3 -0, chaps.I'm telling you, this guy does not know what a rage quit is.

Joel Pedro, there's one.This isn't good enough, though.I've had a good opportunity here.

Hey, 3 -2.I think I'm going to win.I've just got to hope that Shor's opponent doesn't know how to quit.

I don't think he knows what time of day it is.Ekotike, he moves nice.Ekotike and Pedro, they move good.I really shouldn't have conceded 2.I am not actually joking.I'm genuinely getting a coach for next year.

Pen?Jamie!Jamie!Coming, coming!Jamie!This is for you, GC.

This is for you, GC!

Bang!GC army!Get out the lobby, mate.Leave the game, bro.Leave the game.He's playing the full game, bro.

He's definitely playing the full game.I'm going to concede anyway, because the centre -backs are a shambles here.They just walk out of position.It's just going to set me back too far, I think.

Come on, 5 -2.Is he going to quit?No.

Mate, what a load of faffing this is.What are you doing?Pinner, gold pinner, still on fire.How disgusting.I still just think I'm too far gone here.I don't see it, unless I score like three quickly.

Tom, what are you waffling on about, mate?We're in game one.I think I'm getting a 90 -minute match, that's what I'm saying.No, you're waffling.

And mine's 5 -3 and I cannot advance defend.Come on, mate.I'd hate to be this guy.I haven't heard that one before.Oh, come on, man.Oh, oh, oh, I actually could have got a sick 60th minute rage quit.

Go on.

This is just stupid.Come on, man.Stop running around with it, Tom.Stop messing about.Pinner, there we go.There's the goal.

OK, I needed that just for half time.

Come on, 1 -0, 1 -0.Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Jamie!Another one.He actually quit at 12 -2.He quit at 12 -2.What are you doing?What are you doing, Jamie?

Oh, my God.Boys, we're dealing with an absolute buffoon.

Oh my God, it's 3 -0 in seven minutes and he's...3 -0 in seven minutes and he's staying.And do you know why?He's got a past and present with Active Evos.What did you do?

Went for the aura chip.You chip it?And he stayed there.

Good lad, good lad.And he scored.You just finesse it with everyone.It doesn't matter what their name is, who they are.Mark, Cuckoo, Raydog.

Oh, this is not good, this, at all.

Please, it's seven.Yes, maybe, yes.Boom, there we go, come on.

Oh, come on, mate.

Yes!Yes!Oh, me and Harry are drawing.Me and Harry are exactly drawing.It's literally two and a half each.I'm slightly ahead of him by about 10 seconds, I think.

Could have been about a minute or two if I got the race quick with Jamie on the pen, but you know, it don't matter, mate.You just chip, yeah?Right, I've got a 4 -3 -3.The guy's team is not very good.It's not very good.

Okay, okay, okay.A 4 -4 -1 -1, yeah?

Oh, yeah, boys.And obviously, the loser's on the wheel.

Yeah, thanks for bringing that up now, Jamie, mate.

Cheers, mate.I was just waiting to see who it was, you know what I mean?So I could be corrupt again.I'm 2 -1 down.I'm actually cucked.

Godfrey, Ekateka, there's one.Oh, am I going to quit?Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!

Yes!Yes!I wanted to stop Tom getting a player more than me get one.

I've got concussion.I've just headbutted the door.

This is going somewhere.

No, I'm not.I headbutted it because Jamie got me excited and now I've actually hurt myself.

He did.

Oh my God, that's on side.Wow, okay.

Can you see my head?Bro, I would have heard you headbutt the door, you idiot.Obviously, I headbutted the door, but I got a fat head and a fat ass, so you don't need to worry about it.

Hasegawa.Hasegawa.Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

Come on, Harry, mate.You don't fancy it.Oh, I get to do the SPC then?You're going to open your reward for once.Get out of here.Obviously, imagine I just get trolled in some duper ass.

Okay, he's not going to quit.You've got to go after that.If you're not going to go after that, you're never ever going to go, so I might as well keep the ball in play.We can actually low -key play.4 -3, okay, that's surely got to be it.Bosh.

Nothing?I don't think this guy goes if I score 28 goals.I have started the tactic of keep the ball in play.Hopefully it doesn't backfire.And as I started wasting time, he did pause it.Could that be that?

Yeah!Inevitable.I don't have much chance when I score 12 goals in game one.I'm going to have to stop skipping leg day in the gym.It's hard.It's like three weeks in a row this now where I can't walk.

The thing is, leg days also make you not walk, so you've got to be careful and selective.Yeah.How do you reckon Jamie did with his race announcement then?So he managed to announce the race without telling a winner or a loser what they get.Without telling what on earth we do for the race.You're lucky Ofsted aren't in, checking on you, mate.

Good start.Right, J -Dog, if this is you, by almighty God, you'd better win it 2 -0, alright?

Surely.Come on.I feel like I've not played on it on FC 26.I think that's a bad one for this game.

Like, if you played someone capable, you know, because it used to always be a problem when people threw Bollier and attack quick.And that's all they're doing.Yeah, that could actually be a sticky situation for the shots.

This is huge, people.I need the team upgrades.I need a goalie, which actually isn't that bad, to be fair, but I need a centre -back desperately because I've got Loris Hall and Canarte.I need a left -mid or a centre -mid because I've got Pigger and Dion.I'm feeling that you're going to get one of the six -foot -six centre -backs.Please, it's Totts.

Oh, it's a goalie.It's Hannah Hampton.I might just put Hampton in in the sake of having a Tottenham.you're on the wing together with jerky tom yeah are you playing her yeah i'm gonna go for it harambe fc play the music he drinks australia Hampton hasn't saved it and I'm 1 -0 down.Oh, crap.Bloody hell, they've changed this.

I can't explain it.Guys.What?Pro camera angle, it's really smooth.Look.It's really smooth?

Just in the way it looks.

I'm not going to lie, I can't see a difference.

It's still absolutely awful.

It just looks smooth.Garner.

Goal.VAMMER!Lewis Hall, it's nice, it's swanky, it's PINNER!Yes!That's a pinner goal if I've ever seen one.If I conceded to goal pinner in May like that, I would be out the game instantly.

I'm losing.

Lads, I f***ing despise this sh**.I absolutely hate it.What is this?I can't even see my player!Whee!Shaw -y!

Shaw -y's falling apart again!Oh, what a ball!Oh, it's straight out of the Shorie manual!Ekkity -kay!Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that was actually proper, proper Shorie coded.I'm too...

I'm 2 -0 down, bro.Like, what is this?A load of baloney.

Tom, can I do you a deal?What's the deal?If I go and watch Shorey's game now and rubberband my game but I end up losing or DCing, I get the win.No deal.This is just awful.

Nah, this is awful.This is...It's worse than it used to be.What is this?I didn't see anything.

I'm 2 -0 down.Oh, precision.You forgot the old assisted shooting for it.Johnson's tiny.No, it's too quick.

So Spurs going down or what?

Please stop asking me.By the time we play and if West Ham have got a result on Saturday, it's done.

But it's also not.The Buckies are never really wrong and they have you basically even still.

Yeah, but you say they're not wrong, but what were the odds three weeks ago and four weeks ago?Don't trust them enough, do you know what I mean?

If you redo the last four months,again, you probably won't only get one win against Wolves.

Oh, my God, these goals just fly in here.

Oh, you're losing?My centre -backs are awful.

Yes, I got a free kick!This is actually a chance.Oh, I've hit the corner of the bar!

This would be a sensational start, because, also, say it quietly, but I'm really bad at the game at the minute.It's a good job I've gone back to back to back to back to back and sealed it.

Do it.Pass it again.Get that cross, come on.Good, good stuff.The goal's going alright, it's just stopping them at the other end.Pedro, what foot is Godfrey?

Do you know, Jamie?

Nope.

Doesn't matter, I'll just work the space anyway, mate, no worries.Basically, I just did a cricket shot, because I thought, if I don't know what foot she is, I can just do a cricket shot and it'll go in anyway, so okay.Don't worry, thanks for the help, though.It's just stupid.There's one!Get in!

He's good, he's good, he's good.Pinar!Why are you on the pitch?!It's game two!

It's gone in as well.

It's game three or whatever.Why am I not playing against an egg?Godfrey, what a boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooIt pissed off.What a load of crap.In honor of Arsenal, that is the bottle flip.

Go on, let's get an early one here, Ekotike.Why not?Oh, great finesse, Ekotike.I love it.I absolutely love it.Pass, pass, pass, move, goal.

Pedro, Ekotike, five and oh.Great start, by the way.Goal?

Yeah.Well, Pedro, two, three.Go Pedro.Three.And he's gone.And I'm 5 -0.

The first ever.I'm the lab rat, boys.

I'm the lab rat.

Oh, what?Can that Hodder play up top while you're just playing in there?Yeah.

Right.

So, I can only start flipping the bottle.Yeah, we can start now.

Let's go.Who invented this wheelspin?

You know what I'm saying?

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what.Wait, wait, wait.You're going to have to kick off.Do you want to show us the bottle quickly, Shorty?For those that don't see it.

You've got an Arsenal badge on it.Right.

Oh, now the panic sets.

Bosh!Shoot!Oh no!Shoot!My God!

And now the pressure's building.Oh, this is just stupid.Now the pressure's building.How is that?

How is that going to happen?

Go!

No.

He's not getting the ball.Go on.

Black, you f***ing idiot.Oh, this guy is just not that bad for 2 -1.Oh my God, what is happening in this game?This is just stupid.

He's just conceding normal goals as well.He's not actually conceded a bottle flip goal yet, but I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, he has now.This is just stupid.He has now.

This is just stupid, mate.Oh, crap.So, like, now have I reset it?

Ref, he hasn't kicked off.But is it from the previous one?When you concede a goal on the bottle flip, you don't have to do it.

This is just...I actually think I hate this.What an absolutely awful wheel spin.This in a late game would be awful.

Are you going to drink out of it?

Not yet, I don't want to curse it.You'll see me do it when they actually bottle it, do you know what I mean?

Realistically, you could easily win this game if you flip that bottle.Shoot, shoot, shoot.

Oh, that was clutch.

That's crazy from you, Shuri.

That's crazy from you, Shuri.

I think you need to focus a bit more on the flip.Shoot.Shoot.He's gonna score.Oh my God.

Oh my God, I don't know why I'm not flipping my bottle.

Keep going now.You don't want to go on the carpet now.Oh my God.You're proper like changing your technique.You was well better before.Nice.

It's only one goal.Getting backseat bottle flipped.Did you see a change in his technique?

The carpet was good before.

Yeah, carpet treated you well.Hello.Here he goes again.This right is in all the time.Right, compose yourself, Shorty.Oh, hello.

Just what you needed, eh?Oh my God, as if I got this back to 5 -0.

If you break it down and simplify it, you just need to score and flip a bottle.

Maybe we need to simplify it to flip a bottle well, do you know what I mean?There's no point in simplifying it.What is this absolute crap?I don't think you should blame the wheelspin at this point.Oh, I mean, you're doing it well now.You're doing it well.

Really, in another life, you'll win this game by four.This is a big one, surely.If you can see, it's going to be 6 -7.

You've got to do it quick.He's literally about to score.

Oh, here we go.You've set yourself up perfectly.

As soon as he started playing, he got the ball.

That was going to go in.

Power shot.

As soon as Rudy did that, as soon as Rudy did that, I just knew where it was ending up.

Oh, he's tackled him.He's tackled him.

That could be the dagger as well.

He's tackled him.He's going to get it back.He's going to score.He scored.

I can't believe he's just lost to a way Rudy power shot.

I saw my mate the other day.He said to me, he saw the white Pele.So I asked, who is he?He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.No!You could be on it, he's not really attacking.

Oh okay, he's started attacking.Yeah, I think you're in trouble.

Oh my god, you blocked it to be fair.

You've got a chance.

This is just stupid.It's funny because you're bottling it whilst you're throwing the Arsenal bottle around.I see the gist of it now.

It's the pressure as well when you see him on the attack or you think, oh I'm going to concede.

Yeah, you've got live commentary of someone telling you he's about to concede.Second again, second again, second again, second again.Olé, olé.They call it May Mayhem.You'll be all right, Shorty.You'll get out of it soon.

Come on, boys.It's better to start like this anyway, because you'll just start winning at the end.

Oh dear.Oh my god, he's got pro camera angle.

Oh dear, surely that hasn't been...Thing is, Joe was really unlucky that Jamie would 100 % win as well.And that's like... 100%.Yeah, that's like half an inch away.I hate this wheel spin.This wheel spin hates me.

Maybe pro camera angle isn't so bad after all.Because somehow, I managed to finish my game with a 4 -0 rage quit.There you go, mate.Well done, sorry.

Four to the good, boys.Well done, mate.Thanks for coming.Boom!

Easy race quit for the man.Oh my God, I'm off the wheel.I'm already two losses behind, boys.Nice.It's a challenge coming.I'm off the wheel, though.

Yeah, but you could be back on it.Yeah, I could be back on it.For the first challenge of the week, we'll be playing a game of Giant Jenga.We're all hoping Arsenal crumble as we reach the end of the season, and whoever makes the tower do the same first will lose and be on the wheel.We'll then have a final to decide the winner.Here he goes.

Nice.Smooth.Wait, is there like strategy to this?

I might try and pull one out though.

Is there strategy to this?I'm going to go with yes.There's got to be no, but I don't understand how it would work.Oh my God, this is scary.It don't need to be this scary, does it?

I might just try and make it really awkward, so it ends quick.Just like go with that one.

I think I'm going to be out pretty quickly, yeah.Oh, safety's on.Flipping hell, mate.Is that a bit safer?The higher you go, it's a bit safer, isn't it?Get the drift.

Bro goes, I might try and make the game quick, then goes to that one.What happens here then?It's like rotating the whole thing.

You've got to find a different block then, haven't you?

Yeah, that block's maybe not...That block ain't wanting to come out.I think I'm going to throw the whole thing away if I do that.Good safety, Tom.Right, I'm going rogue.

Ooh.

Oh, yeah, sorry.Sorry, sorry, yeah.Am I allowed to blow it whilst you do that, or is that...?You see what this is balancing on now?It's just one here.I don't like this, you know.

Oh, my God, it's balancing on one in there.You can keep going here, but then obviously, like, someone could just keep going back to the top anyway.It's moving.I get scared of pushing it and causing...Too much force, you know what I mean?What are you doing?

That's gonna go.Please, I need to knock it back.The stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life!Well, I didn't know if I was saying anything.You just let me do that.You just let me do that.

Well, I didn't see the other side of it, to be fair.You just moved.To be fair, I should have known by the way it was moving that that wasn't the right place.

Me and Sjoerd were just looking at each other in confusion.

I was just like, why would you ever do that?What part was so badly wrong?You did this?So there was no middle piece.Maybe I didn't look right, to be fair.You moved the side piece, brother, so obviously it was going to fall over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right.I can't believe what I've just watched, Tom.You're right, to be fair.Oh, there's like a bit...

Oh, oh, oh.

There's low -key like a bit of wood stuck underneath it.

You just have to yank it.Oh, my God!Oh, Jesus Christ.Do I try and twist the whole thing back with, like, one of these?Or...Wait a sec, cos you can still win if I place it.

At least we're falling soon.The thing is, it's quite tense, cos you actually go a bit silent.

Obviously, mathematically, Jenga gets to a point where it can't stay up, right?Come out, yeah?

Yeah.We could both like kind of put the safety on here, but that doesn't seem fun.Christ.Hey, we're cooking.Oh no!

I cannot believe it.Why the f*** did that fall?Down ever with the Jenga King, baby!That was a lot of fun though.

Yeah, that was quite fun.

Enjoyed that.Enjoyed that.

Cheers.My player pack.Bang.I'm just happy I've got someone on the bench.Can Purple be keeper?No.

And I've not got anyone on the bench because I've already got her.Have I?Is it what I've got?Yeah.Sound.

Well, lads, I got a dupe, so I didn't win anything.The world's best Jenga performance is going to be recorded.or rewarded accordingly.Come on, give me the green.Oh, oh, oh, oh.Not ideal.

Oh, I am playing chess.not checkers now, boys.What centre -backs do you both have?Do I take William Saliba, or do I take two Championship centre -backs?One of the two Championship centre -backs.

Or a woman with green hair.

Look at the bright side.I'll do you a swap.William Saliba for Canarte.That's value.Right, seriously, we're going to have to sit down and have a quick chat.Properly.

Go on.No, properly.No, because...No, no, no.Joe, it is for you, surely?Properly, Tom.

Properly.No, Joe, it is for you.Listen to me.Because I...I can tell from your tone of voice that you're actually getting serious with me, and I don't like it.

What are you doing?Why would you do that?

Why would you take all this stuff about, like, oh, I wouldn't use Arsenal players and all this?It goes out the window as soon as I'm involved.William Saliba, you didn't even look at Harry's other centre -backs.They basically played the same, and you could have given him a goal canata and said, I'm on 3 -2.So my record's probably not going to change that much anyway.Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.You get what I'm saying?I'm 3 -2.I've got one more loss in me and then my record probably just stays the same regardless.It's the one thing that people don't get though.It's a lot funnier doing it to you.

Some people might not like it but watching your head explode is a massive reason as to why I'm alive.

Some forfeits are going to get done and he's on 1.

That's more of a chance.No, I understand.Maybe I shouldn't have done that.Yeah.

But you didn't even consider it.

All you did was let the two million coins on.Any top centre -backs an upgrade.Don't give me that rubbish.But hold on, look at this.I know what he looks like.I've just sold it.

Look at that, my team.He looks good.You are an absolute potato.

Do we have any sense of teaming up?

Yeah, it's probably the only way we do it.

Yeah, it's been too long.

All right.All right I I agree from now.We'll team up.Okay.Yeah from now say it louder.Yeah from now.

We'll team up Yeah, but for now for now hold that can I I I just I cannot believe it I've started the week three and two and now I've got big Ibu at the back Well chaps, things have really ended up getting worse somehow.Gold Canate enters the team, 6 foot 4, Aerial Fortress Silver and Bruiser Silver.How exciting at 3 -2 in foot champions here in week 1 May.

Jamie!Jamie!Jamie!

You alright love?

Alright, so I'm 1 -2 in pens.

Right, you aren't out for pens love.Honestly.George, please come back.He's missed 3 out of 4 penalties for me.How is that even possible?Ekotike, looking for Joao Pedro.

We don't need Jamie.We need Joao Pedro.Boom.Flying.Oh, what a ball, chaps, that is.Right, puts it in, chaps.

Lovely low -driven finish.Jamie!Jamie!Yo!Got a pen?Coming.

Just get out.Just get out.Honestly, mate, I'm so...What are you doing?What are you doing?Did it expire?

What?No, what are you doing?Mate, how can you miss four out of five pens for me in six games?No, no, no, no.What are you doing?Did that expire?

No, I've never seen any...it.Oh, Braybrooke puts it in for two.Hello, goody, goody.What an...The thing is, both times I've scored straight after, but still.

Just get out.

I'm sorry, mate.I really am.Like, that one's not good enough, but the chips are like...It's a way to score.You can't say anything about that.

No, I can't.Here we go then, chaps.Here we go then, chaps.Here we go then, chaps.It's going to be four, and it is...

And it's a rage quit and it's a quick bounce back, fellas.S -Z -E.This guy is a Wigan fan.A proper Wigan fan.He's got Will Grigg up the tits.Come on!

Oh my God, this Holt card is stupid.Nah, she's out of this world.

Oh my God.Can anyone please explain to me why on earth my pitch lines are green out of nowhere?That's like the worst thing to happen to me possible.Try me if you keep a lad.That's a goal, yeah.This guy's really good.

I have lost to a Wigan fan before with a similar abbreviation, definitely.

Holt puts it in, boys.3 -1 to the good.See you on the in -game challenge.Slash in the other boys' rooms.Pinner.Ooh, that's good.

Rebounds.Maradona.Let's go, let's go, let's go.Allez, allez, allez, allez, allez.Yeah!I'm in trouble here.

Yeah, I know, but like, what?You expect me not to feel a little bit hard done by?You've essentially cheated on me in front of my face and then gone, should we have makeup sets?What?Sounds a bit familiar for you there, boy.

What?

Sounds a bit familiar.It was obviously an analogy.It was like something you've done before because it rolled off the tongue.It was just relevant to the situation.

Oh my God.That's one of the best evils I've ever seen.Okay, why is it red now?Is this some sort of sick joke?

I tell you what, I know how his brain works as well.That'll really, really get to him.For you, Shuri, that's how you want to play, no?

Bright colours, yay, fun.

Run, Mariano.

Oh, red!

That's a huge decision if he goes off.That's a huge decision.Yes!There you go, red card, mate.He deserves that.He's on 300 ping now, big dog.

Yeah, he deserves that.

Yes, Mia Dima, good goal.Right, this is...Why is this happening to me?This is literally a wheel spin every game.

He said, hi Tom, I sued back to back.Wait, what?This guy used to give me free wins.A year ago, he gave me a free win.Hello, mate.Oi, that red car's a bit of a stinker, isn't it?

Oh my God.You used to give me free wins, you know, a year ago.Yeah.Hey, what kind of mood are you in today?What record are you, brother?Yeah, seven or eight, yeah.

Yeah, just typical, you know.

Yeah, Joe Watts, so am I, actually.

Yeah, Harry said that.Harry said he recognised your name.Yeah, right, you little sweatbag.I'll see you soon.Come on, come on, go for it.Go for it.

All right, good coach, good coach.Yeah, I'll listen to you.

Yeah, it's jerky, come on.Oh, you're getting me into it.Do it, do it.

Stop it!Stop it!

I'm sacrificing!

I will, you're banging!No, when I score, I'm going to score.Oh, you score, you better bang that screen.False alarm, false alarm, false alarm.

Yes, me a deemer.I need to stay locked in here big time.Please, am I off?

I think you're on.Tell me the truth.

No, I thought you were on.

I thought you were on.I thought you were on.I thought you were on.I said tell me the truth.

I did, I did.I thought you were on.

Oh no, mighty, mighty, mighty.

Oh my God, he's just curled a corner in.Oi, I'll smash him.Smash him.

Smash him.Smash him.Underlay, underlay, underlay, underlay, underlay.I'll smash him.Smash him.Keep smashing him, now.

Smash his face in.Smash it in.I'll smash his...Come on.

Oh, I'm in trouble here.Oh, Harry 4 -4 in this game.

Yes, come on.Tom, man. 88.He saved that.Swear down.Kingy, that's yours.I told you, I'm going to smash him.

Bang it, bang it, bang it, bang it.Yes.

I thought it was the ball.I thought it was the ball.Oi!I thought it was the ball.Oh my God, are you all right?Yeah, yeah, be careful.

Are you all right?Be careful.I need to be starting off this friendship.Sorry, I thought you were the...No, you didn't.my arm.

Let's get an action replay of what you did.I tried doing the ball.Let's get an action replay of what you did.What, I hit your arm.You're speaking a different language.I hit your arm.

I'm hit.

This lad, every through ball he does, goes through.Yep.Exit.

Back stick.Back stick, you're in trouble.I've got to look at the lines.Oh my god.Mate.Mate.

Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.Matey.

Matey.And the tight games didn't stop there for the boys, as Tom went back and forth with his opponent before finally going out with the winner.TK, simple as that boys.That was actually a really easily moveable goal.He just opened up for me perfectly.

All right, boys, in -game challenge time.We've all loved Arsenal's set -pieces so much this year, haven't we?

No, I haven't, actually.Yes, it's been such an enjoyable watch, Gimoto.

So for today's challenge, you need to score direct from a corner kick.The first to do it will get a Totts SBC pack, and the last to do it is on the wheel.Are we ready?Three, two, one, go!

Set -piece again, ole, ole.

Pinner!Don't mind going 1 -0 up, just to get him angry.Oh, you could get a rage quit, Tom.You could get a rage quit.Oh, I didn't mean to score.I meant to hit it at him.

OK, I'm 2 -0 up.I need to go.down.

No!This guy is awful.Yeah, my guy's pretty bad as well.Not what I want to hear at all.

Right, he's just scored with squirts, but now I just have to go and score a normal goal, really, because, I mean, what a waste of time.Oh, hey, I've just done it.What?As in, if Tom goes and does it now, I'm on the wheel.That is how it would work, yeah.I just can't believe that that's happened that quickly.

Makes for any better, mate.I haven't even had a corner yet.I actually have had one and I've failed miserably.

Oh, that defending was absolutely woeful.

Yeah, there's his goal.That's good, that's good, that's good.Ha, have that, you knob.Right, he's equalised.This guy is better than he first made out.I thought he was going to quit.

Hey, I could, like, win the challenge and lose the game here.Jamie, Jamie, pen, pen, pen, pen, pen, pen.Coming, coming, coming.2 -1, lads.Where are you coming from?Can you run quicker, please?

I'm losing.

Mate, I'm running from f***ing downstairs.

Hold it, hold it.Now, now, now.

Yes!See, I did that for Tom, like, four times.It's not my fault that he didn't dive.

Come on.Corner, first corner, 27 minutes in.Saliba, pinner!Oh, this is just stupid.

And I've just been kick -offed.Right, what the f*** has just happened?

I've barely even had a corner because this guy's beenplaying so slow.Corner ball.Go on, get up.Yeah!Corner!

Shuri, look who scored as well.Yes!

Oh my God.

That little mug, he tried bringing the keeper out to the back post.I just near -posted him.Absolute idiot boy.4 -2.

I'll have a skew of yours going on, I'll be real.Well, I've definitely done it that time.

Right, there might have to be some VAR going into my corner, I'm not going to lie.You want a quick VAR?

Right, so I'll just play it.

Yeah, you've scored from a corner.I mean, that is actually probably the jammiest arsenal corner goal you could have found, mate.Play on, no stress.

Yeah, then I did actually score another corner just to make sure, but that was for the pack.

Well, I'm spinning the wheel, lads.Nowhere near scoring a corner.Absolutely nowhere near it.Right, this is where the wheel was last time.Can we do it again?

Clue.I believe that's actually the Gold Tottenham team.

Why are you sounding so smiley on your face?Yeah, it is. I'm using the Gold Tottenham team.

Yeah, in true relegation fashion.

It's called the relegation team because it's obviously Premier League themed and everyone seems to talk about Spurs relegation.So you're using the Gold Spurs team, like all the bang average players.Thanks lads.I'm looking forward to that.Someone else ask me whilst we're here, go on.Do you reckon Spurs go down?

Tom, do you reckon Spurs will go down?I reckon we will, yeah.Do you think they'll go down?Yeah, go on.Next question.How many players do you think Spurs will keep in the Championship?

Probably about three.Next question.This is probably the second biggest thing to happen in Premier League history.Next question.Will Spurs have the best stadium in the championship?Next question.

Will Spurs fans still go to Spurs games even if they're in the championship?

Shut up!It's gonna happen!

Oh no, it's going to happen.I know we are going down.We will have a good stadium.We're going to lose all of our players and yes, the fans will keep turning up.I know.

Now stop asking me.

Oh, hold on.One more question.Do you reckon you'll play in the E -Championship next season?The E -Championship doesn't exist.So obviously the answer is no.

So I need a defender for if Shorty loses, spins greens and gives me a canarty.Fair enough.Press it.Because I got a duke last time.Defender that I've not got, do please.Absolutely sickening it.

I've literally won two challenges and got nothing.I guarantee you, one of them is going to spin green and I'm going to get shafted.And like, at my ELO, a canarty would kill me.Tom!Yo!

My team is ready, look.Do you like it?Why are you saying it like that?I'm just asking if you like it.Nah, what?It's your tone.

I don't like your tone.Oh, that is beautiful.Eka TK to Joao Pedro.I'm going to be tenant of it.

Ah, Luke Skywalker.You fight, you fight, you kill with your lightsaber.Mr. Luke Skywalker.I'm already so excited about this game.

Right, boys.It's Joel Linton foot birthday.St. Max doing team of the year pinner versus the Spurs gold team.This is going to be a right blast.

Oh, now my pitch lines are black.I'm sure he's on a double U -spin.

Madders!Yes!Puts it in.Tom, hopefully you'll be saying that in real life, Kingy.

Oh, that was a lucky finish.Why is my neck green?Lisewski, 2 -0 to the good.OK, this lad's good.OK.Come on.

This is a sweaty, sweaty game, this.

He's getting taught a lesson out there.You're getting done in, you bum!

I love it.Jesus Christ, he's through every time with this 4 -5 -1 shite.And he's scored again.

I've definitely won.That takes me to 10 and 0.The least you've got.

Okay.Good time to score.Good time to score.Try and settle before the half.I have to get the next goal.Yes, Cherokee.

Straight through the keeper.Come on.I'm alive.This was the definitely lost game, yeah?

Go on, Jamie.I haven't done anything wrong.I'm sure you've been checking.

Absolute job.

How he does that corner thing anyway.Oh, my God.Oh, my God.Was that Donnarumma?Is he smart enough to hold the last attack?No, he's going to see the gap.

I see a gap and I go for it.I know, he...No, no, I find...

Oh...Come on, man, it's just building.

It's just building, innit, look.Oh, he's building.

Oh, he got it, he got it.

He's building, he's building.And now they've put team press on.Now it's built.It's built, it's built.There's no more building.The house has been built.

This is such a...spiralling opportunity.Legitimately felt.

It's funny, as this video goes out as well, my sources say that Spurs are currently 2 -0 up at Aston Villa as well.So no wonder I'm dancing.You know what I mean?Because Unai Emery has given us the three points.What?Oh my God.

Well, I'm not dancing anymore.I've just had another call.Not only has that happened, apparently Villa are actually 3 -0 up and Morgan Rodgers are doing that.

Sounds a bit more realistic, doesn't it?Harry not losing and Villa 3 -0 up.That looked offside, though.

That's what I thought.I was waiting for Lionel to give one of them.Some geezer at the back was playing him miles on.They added that in the new gen, didn't they?He played so much better this half as well.And there's a goal.

There's a sense of inevitability, isn't there?Yes, there is.So in one universe, Harry concedes in the 89th and Spurs are 2 -0 up.In the actual current universe, Spurs are 3 -0 down and Harry's 1.

Can someone tell George to get ready?What is Jimmy Garner doing here?

Tom, what are you doing?What are you doing?Could a man not itch his bum?That was weirder than itching, but you purposely locked eyes with me and then proceeded to...Game over.

Game over.Where's your dancing now?

How has he managed to concede in the 90th?He's an idiot.He's an absolute idiot for doing that.

Tell George he can probably chill, but there's a chance.

Fine by me.

George always fist bumps me.He's biased, I'm not.Are you not?Because that darts challenge would have me thinking otherwise.Oh, I give up.I f***ing give up.

All right then, chaps.Game number 11 for me, boys.This guy has got loads of, not a single chemistry style on any player.Is he doing a hashtag house pack video?What a pass that is.Right, Timber is not going to score.

I repeat, Timber is not going to score.Hey, J -Dog.He's on the toilet.What am I supposed to do with this penalty?Jamie, where's he taking his pen?Chip down the middle.

Chip down the middle.Okay.I'm in, Kingy.

Yeah, I mean...Harry's two down here.I can't lie, the loss was coming, but it's actually a joke.People just whack me across the pitch, I can't do anything about it.Well, the last one was 100 % loss.Could be three.

Yeah, to be fair.

Shuri, we might actually have got to 100 % loss territory now.That's three, maybe we have.I see the vision.Hold on, Shuri, hold that thought.

Right, it's one.

I promise you, I never trust it.We might have jumped too early again.Yeah, you do, like every time.Oh, he got me.He got me so badly.Jesus, fair play.

Oh my God, I've not missed that.

What is that, Gabriel Silva?It's on here, boys.I've matched an absolute God squad.I am in uncharted territory at 10 -0.I think we've all had a hard game because Harry's getting beaten.Sure, he is struggling.

Unbelievable goal.Unbelievable goal.Having thoughts in the rain.Oh, Mariona, I want to roll with the geezer.It's me or the lifestyle, sweetheart.

There she goes.He is the quickest player I have ever seen.in my life.Should be five, and it is.My head is so gone from this advanced defending thing, I couldn't tell you.

No, Son's finesse is too good.At least there's actually a loss downstairs.I got baited last game, it's now coming true.

I'm actually going to have to change my buttons back, but I've literally pressed X for basically what feels like my whole life.

Bang!Must be a control thing, no?Like the button mapping.

But like, I can't spam it because I know they kick it out.So it's like, I also won't spam it and spamming it might be the way to do it.

Oh, it's 5 -3.Yeah.Okay.Pinner!And it's done.Hello.

Granite.It's Jakob boys.There's 5 -3 and that should be 9 -2 secured.Go on.Shoot.Power shot.

Oh!Wait, Shuri, we've got the chance to do something if Harry's actually lost here.I know, there's a quiz coming.Oh, God.

Right, so I'll come.I'll tell you what, it's a good job this advanced defending thing is pissing me off, because considering the next two months of dead rubbers for me, it's at least given me something to be f***ing annoyed at, because this is pissing me off.Tommy!

Oh, no, don't get in.My guys are sweating as well.No!

I did things perfectly like both times then as well.

The earthquake about to go off in here.

Hold on a minute.Look at that.Oi.Oi.Oi.What?

Do something.Do something.Do it in.Do it in.Do it in.Do it in.

Do it in.F***ing bang it.F***ing bang it.

Oi!

Mate!

Oi!No, that ain't on!How's he onside?Ah, he's glad.How's he onside?Good goal, good goal, good goal, good goal, good goal.

Listen, I'm supporting you, but I'm also appreciating the greatness of the opposition.

I feel like there's never been, like, something new come into the game that I just can't do.Don't miss that.Like, would you put it past EA Sports to bring something new in the game, but then if you bottom map it doesn't do it well?

Yeah, they've done that before on Sand Girls.

I don't think he's able to understand how gone my head is here.Because, like, he was doing it with Ana and he's not got Bruiser.

Hey.Oh, my...Oh, he just keeps doing that.Is it Son up front?Not switched on, though, are you?Not switched on.

He just keeps running up my bedroom.

I should really wash my bedsheets more than I do.Lewis Hall, please.

Oh, that's how I lose it, is it?Is that it?Really?Do you not think Lewis Hall has to get there now?That one touch is what made you lose the end there.

Don't speak to me about defending that.

Look at that, that one touch.Oh yeah, it's actually over.It's actually so, so over.

And you're actually so, just both on the wheel.

Oh my god, you jammy, jammy, jammy man.Do you see the way he just did that at the end?Kingy, kingy, kingy.It's always these...

Looks like that Salih wasn't the greatest choice after all.The Quitters have been getting a little out of hand.Question number six.What is Harry's mum's middle name?

So it was time we leveled the playing field and made it a quiz about past Premier League team of the seasons.If Harry wins this one, we simply give up.

This is a Prem Tot quiz, 10 years, 10 questions.Oh, wow.

OK.Let's go.

FIFA 16.There were four silver tots cards in FIFA 16.Name one of them.

Wow, what on earth is that?FIFA 15, I've got Dybala straight away, but FIFA 16, Dybala didn't play in the prem.

I only played Draft.That's a good point.I only played Draft that year to get coins for the Spencer Seagame Academy.

Yeah, I only played Draft.

Who was good that year in footy?15, 16 season.I've gone with Christian Fuchs.

Ryan Bertrand.Dele Alli.I was going to go Akizaki, so please don't tell me.The answers are Danny Drinkwater.I thought the Leicester boys.Eric Dyer.

Dyer got one.Steve Cook and Christian Fuchs.

That's a good fine, that.

That's a good fine.I was on the right track.I was just thinking of someone that wasn't good at the time.Went for Dele instead of Dayo.Which Premier League club had the most cards in the FIFA 17 team of the season?

There should just be between two teams here.Why did I feel like Spurs were actually decent?

I think it's Spurs, but I'm not changing.

Spurs or Chelsea?The answer is Tottenham Hotspur with 7.

Yeah, you put Tottenham!

Keigo Lloris, Cole Walker, Tobi Adeverell, Nianma Tongan, Christian Eriksen, Dele Alli and Harry Kane.

I was thinking Tottenham or Chelsea, yeah.Because I just remember Chelsea were really good as a unit and they play 3 -4 -3 but it doesn't really get you in on team season.

I just went simple, who won the league?

Yeah, same.I think that's why I didn't do it, because I thought it was a trick question.I've got to start thinking outside the box now.

FIFA 18.David de Gea and which other goalkeeper received a Team of the Season item on FIFA 18?Who did you say?De Gea and...

Who the f*** was I think his keeper?

Patrik Csík.I went for Butlern, but I think he might have got footies.By the way, I had written down Pope, so please don't tell me it's him.

The answer is Nick Pope.

That's wiped it off.

I wiped it off.Do you think one of us three should have got that with how much we would have played the game?

Yeah.Realistically.you had Pope written down and swapped it.But I had the hair team of the year for ages, I'm 18.

FIFA 19 time.El Tornadoes.Which club had two strikers in the FIFA 19 Premier League team of the season?

Bloody hell.

This is like, honestly, my answer could not be more wrong if you tried, but I just don't think the other teams did.

Yeah, I put City.I went for Liverpool.I went Arsenal.

The answer is Arsenal with Lacazette and Aubameyang.

Oh, is they both...Wow.Harry, your sentences have got to actually change.You actually just said your answer couldn't have been more wrong.

FIFA 20 time.Mo Salah, Riyad Mahrez and which other right winger were in FIFA 20 Premier League team of the season?

Oh, that's grim.I thought you were going to ask about 99 then.I thought Kevin De Bruyne or...

I actually can't think of any of them.

No, I was going to say, yeah.I've just gone.

The answer is Adama Traore.

That 89 one, was it that?Oh, should I have known that?I can't remember it too well.God, these are hard.It's so hard to name one specific player.

All the team of seasons are like merged into one.

All right, FIFA 21 time.Aside from England, which nation had the most representatives in the FIFA 21 Premier League team of the season?

You absolute what?I don't mess it up.Why did I do that?

None of you have got it right.It's Portugal with three, Jao Cancelo, Ruben Dijs and Bruno Fernandes.

It wasn't like Gabriel Jesus, Alisson and then...No, because this is...FIFA 21 is the last one before Arsenal.I'm pretty sure Arsenal have been good for 23, 24, 25, 26.Yeah, but Jesus is like a City Tots card, isn't he?

FIFA 22.Only one player from outside the traditional Big Six got a Tots card.Who was it?

I just hope he kicked on for one more year.

One of you is close.The answer is Declan Rice.

I was thinking it was Coutinho when he went to Villa.

Declan, Declan.FIFA 23.Name one of the joint lowest rated outfield Premier League team of the season cards.There is four options.This is difficult, this.

I'm not happy with either, to be fair.I've written two names.I'm going to change my answer, but I don't think either of them are right.I think I've gone too far ahead on this one and I am close, but I think I'm too far.Don't try, all right.Just trying it again.

Anthony Robinson, but I think he's a year or two later.

So they're all 92 rated.Please don't say Ben White.Martin Odegaard, Zinchenko, Saliba and Trippier.

No.

I thought it was 2 -0 Yes, okay.I said Ben White because I thought it was the start of Arsenal being good, but they're not that good yet.

FC24.Who was the fastest Premier League team of the season card in FC24?

Probably not Ben White.That's hard.My answer is correct, but it won't be correct because there's going to be some little minx that's done it and said...Okay, I think from what you've said, we might have the same answer.We might have the same answer.They should 100 % beat Erling Haaland and he dominated FC24 Tots.

The answer is Erling Haaland with 97 pace.Well, I'm on the wheel.Yeah, so we're all on the wheel then, right?Confirmed.And Harry's 3 -2 -0.How many Tots cards in FC 25 either played for Liverpool or went on to sign for them?

Bloody hell.

I mean, I'd already just put six, because that was just off the top of my head.I just straightaway just put six.

I'm sure about working out in case.

I'm going for that.Kerkes.Wow.Three different answers.No, I mean, I'm not going to lie.I literally, like,

I didn't even think about it.I'm out.Do you know what I mean?Put it in these words basically.

It just depends if one of them is wrong.Izak, McAllister, Trent, Van Dyke, Salah and Gravenberg.Oh my God.

There was no, there was no Alison.Yeah.And I forgot Salah.There was no Alisson.He's got that right.Oh my God.

I got it right by getting it wrong.How did I miss Salah?Good work.

Oh, why did we say that earlier?We had a conversation about someone said Salah was the only goalkeeper in last year's Totts.I don't know why I've put Alisson down.Where did we say that?Hot potato.Literally.

Hot potato.Tom, at the start of this video, you are sure he said the words Alisson and he went the not in that Totts.

Yeah.But I also put him down.And you two also put him down.I feel like you just assume it because they won the league.Oh my God.Three man spin.

It's a three -man spin.It's a pro camera.That's not fair.

Harry's normally good at it though.No, I don't know about that.

Honestly, Harry, I think if you're the same as me, I couldn't even watch Shuri's games, it's so bad.At ten on one on this game, I'd fancy myself on 24.Wait, did I win on it though?I did win on it, didn't I?You did win it at the same time, yeah.

Do you remember what you used to do?You used to give it your right back, wang it to your left back, pass it inside twice and score.

Yeah.It seems a bit hard to do these days.Come on then.Jamie, I'm all eyes on you, mate.I'm hoping Oh no, that's not you.Is it the Smurfs?

It's the Smurfs team!Oh, you're going down.You're going to have the best stadium in the championship.Oh, you're going to go to the championship away games, Tom.Go on, get them out.Please, where's my green for the week?

This is my fifth or sixth spin for the week.Winspin.Go on.Winspin?

Spin that win, man.Spin that win.

Oh, he's done it.I've done it.

Oh, oh, oh.That's not the slow down.That's nasty.That's alright.

I hate this wheel spin.Go on, go on, man. I hate it.Let it out.Let it out.I despise it.

Sorry.See you in about five minutes.Yeah, I'll see you in five.minutes.Oh my God.Just please be ****.

Oh my God.You actually can't see the runs?What tackle?

Yeah, this is going to be painful, this.Right, boys, positive mental attitude going into this game.Absolutely no negative thoughts, nothing.All I'm going to do is score three times, the opponent's going to quit, I'm going to be 10 and 2.And that's that.Just such a stupid wheel spin.

It's just so stupid.What a stupid wheelspin, honestly.

It's just so stupid, man.

Stupid wheelspin.I feel like I've not had it in so long.He's gonna cry in a minute.Tom, shut up.Cry in a minute.

And he's 1 -0 up.It's just not really possible.This at this elo.

He's going to break down and cry in a minute.He's going to cry in a minute.He's going to cry in a minute.

Just be quiet.

It's 2 -0.He's going to cry in a minute.

Oh, look at this dribbling.Oh!Right, I'm just happy that I've scored.

I can hear him crying on floor two when the Invincible wins for me and you.For three years he's reigned supreme.Doesn't matter who's in his team.Duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh.

Duh -duh -duh.Duh -duh -duh.

Duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh.Come on baby.Duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh -duh.Duh -duh -duh.

Oh my god, them through balls absolutely destroy you on this game.

I can hear him crying on the floor.when the invincible me and you for three years he's reigning supreme doesn't matter who's in his team Oh, what a finish.3 -2. Do you want to kiss me?Baby, do you want to kiss me?He's going to cry in a minute.Cry in a minute.

He's going to cry in a minute.

Cry in a minute.

He's going to cry in a minute.Tremoto in a minute.Come on, Jamie.Come on, Jamie.Yeah?Come on J -Mo.

Yeah?

Come on J -Mo.It's you, bro.

It's you.It's you.

Ignore this absolute dweeb, yeah?It's you.Stay locked, bro.Ignore this little dweeb.

Go on.Squeeze me.What on earth are these throw -ins?

Go on.Nothing.

Oi.

Us Scousers, we don't get knocked out, la.Hold on.Hold on.I'm not in white socks.We don't get knocked out.Us Scousers don't get knocked out, la.

Go on.

Headlock me.Headlock, yeah?Headlock me.Yeah?Yeah.You going town, la?

We no allow it, fam.

You going town, la?Nah, I do not.Hey, what colour are your socks, la?I allow it, bro.Shuri, was you allowed to take any throwing?Fucking mad, that.

I've literally just conceded because I couldn't see my throwing.

Tom, where's fucking Shuri, lad?Shuri, where is he?I don't know.Where's Shuri?He's a wolf, lad.

I've scored again.Hey, it's 4 -3. Putting some performance here, you know.Has Harry come back?It's in 3 -2. Yeah, he's come back, yeah.

Oh, Harry, do...Go on, stick it on him.Go on, tell him to go...What's this fucking clean sheet all about?Tell him to go do one.Tell him where he needs to go.

Can someone get me that I played really well trophy?I don't think you remember but all you had to do last time pro camera angle was speed boost and switch it and now you actuallyhave to play completely normal, it's mad.Oh, I proper thought I was gonna get him.Oh, I blocked it.Right, I've got a team press and hope for the best.

Yep, and the stupid advanced defending did me again.I need to just stop it, don't I?Come on, Broski, you're in there, you're in there.Go, bang, bang, bang, bang!

Guys, come together!

Hey, can you pause that game and run to the wheel quick?Jamie, I can do the pauses.

Can you put me on co -op?

Yeah, G, of course I can.I really deserve a green after that such a good performance.Oh my god.

Jamie!What?I didn't really pause it in time.What do you mean?Right, you've got the ball.Oh no.

Oh, this is so on me.Go on, run!Run!Just run!You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.

I actually tried to not make you concede then.

Mate, what are you doing?Here is the relegation troops.I mean, most of these haven't even played, and now they're suddenly going to get relegated.Romero not playing, Madison hasn't played, Kudoszewski hasn't played, Kudos hasn't played.But boys, for one time and one time only, I need you to step up here.

After all that hard work, I have a clean sheet.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Come on!I have not kept a clean sheet since them sh**ters at the start.

Honestly, if Harry gets off clean sheet, I'm gonna lose my head.Hey, sorry brother.Hey, you're looking at that clean sheet

are you?

Yeah, look.Right, I'm going in that room.He cannot get away with this.

The funny thing is, look how many goals I've conceded in recent games.Surely I couldn't just randomly turn up now.

Yeah, so you've conceded 15 times.Honestly, if he leaves, I'm going to actually lose my shit.Yeah, Vakara's got no chance yet.This guy's really good.It's going to have to be an absolute war to get here.Simmonds!

Let it all work out!Go on, lad.Oh, I don't know if this guy's got the minerals to score.He does a lot of passes in the final third.But there's just one chance is all he needs.No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.

Oh, mate, it's a...The Champions League's just started five minutes ago.Why aren't you going off and watching it, you f***ing idiot?Again, I've played it perfectly.What, going into the game just before the Champions League?No.

I mean, just actually, like, going 3 -0 up this early and not conceding.

Scary.Fiz, the team just get done in behind too much.Tom's losing.Go on then.We'll make it count.Oh, I would have taken the pen if it was a red, but I don't care.

It's a goal.Yeah, right.If he doesn't leave now.

I can't believe it.Oh, no.But I don't know if he's even got the minerals to score.Oh, no.I've not got to stay this long for this long.

You're right, mate.I'm not worried about you.I'm not worried about you.

That'll do it.Technically, it's 4 -0, but our teammates let me down for this game.

2 -2 halftime.I'm holding in alright, Shuri.Lowest of low keys, although I feel like second half's harder because of stamina.Shoot, Madison!Yes!He has to have finesse silver with a finish like that.

That is a massive, massive goal.Go on, throw the Arras.Throw the Arras.Throw the Arras.Solanke!Goal, Arsene!

He's actually not leaving.

I can't believe it.Who's that who scored that last goal for you?Dom Solanke.Don't remember him being gold rare.Chopsworth, what the hell?Surely not, lads.

That was a bit...Sorry.Don't remember him being gold rare.Scored again.It's like Solanke isn't even better than what I've used.Once I brought on a bronze player.

that was 50 rated and I got put on the wheel for it.All right, see ya.Really?I thought it was a gold Spurs team.Jamie, send him off, that's disgusting.

Ineligible player, it's a gold rare Spurs team, not non -rare gold.Yellow card.Just to book in?

Yeah.All right.

One more, you're on the wheel.The more I keep the ball, the more he's gonna team press and then he's more likely to score.

I'd do the same thing.Come on.Right, let's go.me it's fair reference he's booked me oh i think you're a job so that's why right like i'm onto you you're a little snitch mate you've already listen do not come to me you've already stolen yeah you've already stolen my saliva this week don't even come at me he grasped the jamie because i used a gold common dom slanky and said let me tell you let me tell you what actually happened right so you scored with dom slanky and i went i don't remember gold slanky and then he started laughing so i was like oh you make something of that I thought it was a goal, it's first team.

He can play with any team he wants.

He's on the wheel.for the last five games.He's being warned.Come on, come on brother.Oh my God, this is best chance of the game.Oh my God, that is why, if they don't quit, they will just score.

Feel free to take the win for the rewards.He is literally not fucking war, he has not won.threatened my goal once and he f***ing glipped through my player as well.

Oh, that's what clean sheet's all about, bro.I want to see his shock out at the end of this.Yeah, that is exactly why clean sheet's good.A lot too many times ended too early this time.All I'm going to say is...

Wouldn't have happened in January.No, I was actually going to say that's why clean sheet's on the wheel.Because normally it's been like a 10 -minute blowout.With you doing it, you just can see straight away.Yeah, because I can see first all the time and then I go and swoop their arses.

But you are correct, that wouldn't have happened in January, February, March or April when I went back to back to back to back.Oh no, wait.I did one more as well, didn't I?What's that?Go on, Jamie.Go on, Jamie.

It's the same way it's been, Jamie.You're right, Jamie.

I would say on flames, I played so bad.

Nah, nah, nah.That's an alright wheel spin.10 and 3 with that team.

He just won for me.No, he's good with them teams.Tom, you get playing, mate.I'm going to come watch.

What the hell is a polar bear doing out here?

Tom edged even closer to the 14 -1 with a quick rage quit before Jamie locked in to try to stop Harry's spiral.

Just play normal but win.

Yeah, your team's too good.Your team's too good.It's too easy.

Bang!Did you just like lean back thinking that was going to go out for a corner or something?

How has that gone in?

Sorry, how has he pulled off that?Oh man, I'm in trouble here.All right, he's good.Again, the games are only going to get harder from here.

Goal.Penn, red.Oh my God.It's so funny how that's not going to be a red, isn't it?That has to be a red.

He thought GC bottom left.Oh no, mate.Penn, Jamie Penn. I'm in the game.Go bottom right.

Bottom right?He saved it, you idiot.Mate, how many times?I've actually gone one for six.

How did you lose it as well?

Jamie, are you one for six?I just scored bottom right for Harry.I don't know what's going on, mate.Don't mate me.Bang, come on.Might have missed a pen, but we scored.

This always happens when I miss a pen.Oh my God.When was the last time I didn't score in a half?Honestly, this is crazy.Bang, bang, bang.Don't, Jamie.

I have never seen Jamie play like that for me.Oh my god, fair f***ing play bro.This guy at defending is so good.Bang!Bloody hell chaps.Don't know what the hell's happening in this game.

Yes, oh that's nice.Smooth boys, we need it.Mate, I'm playing one of the strangest opponents I've played in a long time.Oh what a finish Pedro.Massive, massive goal.Like I said, this guy just does not miss a tackle.

This guy just does not miss a tackle.I've never seen anything like it.it.No, deserve, deserve, deserve, deserve.I'm actually getting cooked.Bro, does not miss a tackle.

This is f***ing so strange on FC 26.What am I playing against?He'll do that perfectly again.Yeah, he'll do that perfectly again.Insane.Absolutely insane.

Insane defender, this guy.Bang.Come on, Holt.What a goal.This guy's so sick.I'd love to react shortly, but I'm as dialled in myself.

Eka TK, huge goal.Hello, Joao Pedro wraps that one up.5 -2 Rage Quit.Just in time for a sensational hate watch.

I don't believe it.

I've scored.I don't know what's going on here.Just in time for a sensational hate watch.Oh, Harry's so green.Is that not pissing you off by now?Yeah, it is a bit annoying.

At least you don't ever lose your centre -back.Oh my God, who's done that?Kanate.Oh my God, is that gold Kanate?Fuck off, Tom.Oh my God.

Don't say it again.

That guy was so weird.Like, he'd get in good positions and he just wouldn't go forward.

It's goal canarty again.It's at ten and three, man.I've lost at ten and three.Unless I can score this.Hold on, hold on.

This could be generational.

Goal canarty cost him his last two goals as well.Goal canarty cost him his last two goals.He went for me then, I saw that.Shuri, you were turned red then.You've got to relax for that.I did, I did.

Yeah, you lost it.He properly went for me.He knows he took that too far.It went 4 -3 and now Shuri's lost at ten and three.That's a goal.Yeah, it's a goal to be fair.

Oh, mate.Them normal losses are too annoying, innit?Fuck off, Sam.Can I?He's not going to get there.What are my players doing?

What are you laughing about?Jamie, can we go to the wheel now?Because I'm actually going to lose my shit.I've lost to an absolute knobhead.Don't bully me. I'm filming you.You are.

You are such an annoying knob.It's actually crazy.

I'm on the wheel again.Spin it, baby, spin it.The line, mate.The line didn't work.It's that f***ing bottle flip again.Bottle flip.

Oh, this has just been a week to forget, lads.

Before I got into my bottle flip game, H sent his opponent packing to finish 12 -3, and Tom matched a familiar name.Oi, I matched TJ!How?What do you mean, how?It says TJ, it's Tots2GloryT17, his name's TJ Fishlock and he messaged me on PlayStation.

Can you give a bit of context for people that don't know?TJ is just a goat, isn't he?

Are you f***ing joking?

Big dog, big dog.TJ, why are you sniping me at this hour?Go and f***ing destroy him.Go and watch the football.Go and destroy him.

I'm using, literally this account is...Like 24 hours, apart from the Ababa from like way back.

So it'd be massively embarrassing if Tom Parker...TJ, why do you play so much football?

Bang him.You will bang him, my brother.You are so sad.

Oi, TJ, come on, brother!

TJ, actually a man who got the 1500 awards...

We literally used it, yeah.Shout out to the boy.He actually helped us earlier on today in the shoot.He's on it, that's really good.Come on, TJ!Hannah Hampton, Hannah Hampton.

He's just an outstanding player.Oi, by the way, you don't want to get banged by him, bro.It's personal, innit?That's lucky, that's lucky.I am.Let's call it what it is. I'm different gravy.

That's lucky.You know that's lucky.You know he should have tackled you then.If I was a chocolate, I'd be a lint.That is such a bad gas up of yourself.What?

Sexy, expensive, knows it's worth, unbelievable viewing, unbelievable to taste.Jamie's pen.He's actually got a pen.Jamie, make up for it now.Make up for it now.You missed too many pens today.

You missed too many pens today.I swear down if he misses another pen.He's one for six.

Jamie!Jamie!

Jamie!

You ain't bottom left.You don't know that GC's off Jamie today.My stocks are invested.My stocks are invested.

I thought he would have stayed middle, gone bottom left.Oh my God.

He's had more than a nibble.Oh my God, he's hungry.Oi, that's your boy.Sort him out.That's your boy.

Oh, TJ!Please lock in, TJ.

It's 3 -2 at half -time.

Please lock in.

It's 3 -2, there's been another goal.We're buying or PSG scored?PSG.

Oh my God.Is he trying to ring you?Is he asking for coaching advice?No, my boy's locked in.You think he's not come back from 3 -1 down before?He's panicking, look, he's getting worse, let's be honest.

Like, look at him, do you know what I mean?What's he doing?Tom, you're actually playing like a knob.What do you mean?He deserves it.You're playing like a knob.

You're keeping the ball in the corner for five minutes.

Don't be ringing him.Please, please.

I know it means a lot to you personally.I've got to win this game.Whoever my opponent is, I've got to win this game for me.Come on.You know there's more to the line here.You know there's more to the line here.

Don't even chat shit to me, bro.We play each other so many times, but I own him at this point.I've beat him too many times.Who's won more?Me. I'm not on the sideline.It's game over.

This is embarrassing.Tell your friend.pick up the phone, let's see what he's got to say.Is he not embarrassed?

He's playing Tom Leach, it's not exactly like he's playing a bronze player, is it?

This is embarrassing, do you know what I mean?Like, it's embarrassing.

How embarrassing is it?

Like, this is on you, I hope you know that.And this is why I also tell the viewers at home, I don't lock in the way they all say, oh Tom, what have you tried?Because I will just not speak and do this, do you know what I mean?I could do this all day.You could watch me keep 60 % against everyone.I'll do it to Shuri.

It's TJ.Right.

I've literally beaten you more than you beat me on Hashtag Sundays.That is a fact.

It's true.Yeah.So now what?Thing is, what I might do is I might get my bottle flip game going.Wait, can you ring TJ and just say to him, thank you for providing the 15 no rewards?Because that has been massive for the video.

It was really helpful.You want to do that now, do you?And then maybe if you want to send him a screenshot of that.You can send him whatever you want to send him.Yeah.But be nice to him because viewers appreciate it as well.

I do appreciate it.He got us the 15 no.He enabled us to do this video.Do you know what I mean?Yeah.Honestly, the thing is, fair play to him.

That means so much to him.That means the world that game does to Tom.Lads, my final game.Will I admit that last game, absolute bottle from me, correct.And now it's time to pull up to bottle, Flip Boulevard.Here we go.

Nice, Kenate.Well done, mate.

Good to see you making a contribution to the team.

14 and 1 secured.Thank you to TJ for the rewards, and that is one of the best weekends I've had in a very long time.Now I've just got to do it for three more weeks and actually be consistent.Right, puts it in chaps.Yep, out.Bye bye bye.

Right, this is so big if I can just get the next goal.Right, you're just not going to score again.The one way I can score is if I can chip the man.And I'll tell you something, there's no bottle flip to be done.He's gone.I can't celebrate.

I'm 11 and four.

You have to flip the bottle within the next three or else you lose the game.Didn't you see the rules?