TREES HATE YOU

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Alright guys, I'm playing this rage game called Trees Hit You and if I can't beat this, I will staple gun this- uh, my sticky buddy to my head.

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And I have to do it before he Before he slips and slides off the wall Design a victim. Oh, oh dude. I can make my character. All right. This is what Cleetus looks like in a real person This is new canon knowledge for everyone. Ah Okay Don't walk near the trees

Does the grass do anything? Yeah, yeah, it's like having a bait a fortnight trap. Oh, it actually is This is gonna be easy it's gonna be the easiest lay race game. What the why do you should not have that? How do I even bait that out of you? Yeah, can I crouch? What the hell? Ah, he's trying to download things on my computer.

Stop!

Ha ha.

God, what's this one gonna do? Yabba, yabba, ha ha, yabba.

Hmm.

Ah, f*** you. Okay, it hasn't fallen, my little sticky hasn't fallen yet so I don't have to kill myself. Which is pretty much, uh, the stakes here.

Yabba, yabba, yabba.

Ah! Ah!

Who's shooting me? Alright, that's a checkpoint. F***, what? Okay. Ah!

Oh.

Alright. Mama, mama, mama, mama. Neb. Oh, all right My god, I almost got shot Why do you see how much closer you can be that time My real head right now, no, I'm not because it's just a game lol. lol lol I don't care about a game. lol

God f*** you man. Please checkpoint! Oh my god. Dude, I'm getting worse. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah, ah.

All right. So for this one, just come from there, just come from down there.

Okay.

No, I'm gonna kill myself.

Yabba, yabba.

Go around here.

Up, up, up. Go, go, go.

Okay.

Oh, Reed.

If you get stuck. I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

Oh my god, you're throwing at me. Checkpoint. Oh my god.

Checkpoint.

Ow, ow. Can I just do this? Noob, noobish, you're a noobish, you are a noobish, la la loo loo.

Ah!

Whoa!

He's bouncing on it.

Oh, okay.

Ha ha, noob. Nothing but.

Look, make this guy hop out of there?

Yeah, but-

Okay, now...

Ooh, little coin.

What's this- Oh, I'm done!

Ah! Okay. Ah!

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

Ah!

That's annoying me. Oh my god. Don't shoot, don't shoot, don't shoot. Okay, I'm just gonna go all the way in there. Yabba. I know I didn't even touch it. I was trying to bait it out. Whatever noob

Okay, Lulu

Haha, haha

Okay, and there's one gonna come out of there. I know it. Okay Give me a checkpoint that rocks gonna fall on me. Ah I'm scared. Oh my god. Oh my god! I dodged that! Oh my god! Oh my god! What do I even do? Ah! Tree. Wait! What the f***! Oh my god! That shouldn't happen. They tricked me.

Why do they- They already tricked me enough. Why would they- Whatever.

Ah! Ah!

Dude, the music's getting more annoying. More annoying. Stop throwing trees at me. I'm too scared. I'm too scared to go. Okay. That's probably the last one lol lol Lol lol oh my god. Oh my god, please checkpoint ah

No, I don't trust these trees trust trees trust trees trust trees. I don't trust any of these trees Hey no reaching. Okay, I won't go there.

Are you?

Okay, I won't go there either.

Huh?

Where am I supposed to go? Ew.

Hey, I can't go anywhere.

No, I can go through here now.

Ah, I can't go anywhere. No, I could go through here now

No, bear play no for a no, oh

My god, I just ran past all that. Don't do it. Don't do it. Okay, that's wait. That's fine. Oh

Oh, oh Okay, whatever you win win I'll have to go lay this way lol lol you got trolled lol checkpoint oh my god this games easy bunch of trees now oh the sticks stupid stupid sticks wait this points this way now. How do I shake these off? You shticked me.

How do I not get shticks?

So go the opposite way.

LOL.

Stop trolling me. Oh, OK. I'm on the other side of this guy now. I hate how so many of the trees are actually very friendly.

What?

You get to know them.

Oh my God.

Stop. Oh, game. Dude, I'm scared. So many of the trees are actually very friendly. What? You get to know them! AHH! Oh my god!

Stop! AHH!

AHH!

Ooh, game.

Dude, I'm scared. Okay, checkpoint. Okay, we'll inspect. Insert coin. You do not have a coin?

What?

Ah, you're growing at me. Quit growing at me.

Quit gro-

Ow!

F*** Oh, okay, I'll go this way no I Get it. Don't check this out. Oh, no. Oh No, wait, I know how to get that. I know how to get that corner. Just gonna walk around this edge right here Oh my god! RUN! Apple stop it! Apple stop it! Apple stop it!

Oh!

Okay, okay, I hope I don't screw this up. Insert coin, insert coin. Okay.

Oh no!

Ow! Do I have to get another coin?

Oh great. They hate me for losing their game game I only had one shot at that okay whoa my leg oh okay we won't go that oh god damn it No! No! I don't know what to do on this one. F*** you, tree.

Do I go this way?

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh my god, I'm gonna make it! Ah!

Well, this game says trees are mean, not cars.

Yeah, but...

No!

I did it! I did it!

Oh my God. What's going on over here?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, the light. The light for all my hard work.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Ah! No! Oh!

Oh, I'm going to hell now. Now I really have to staple gun my head. You guys, I have really bad news. I have no idea. Maybe the editor, or the designer, maybe you can see when that fell

I'm gonna go pick it up

I'm gonna go pick it up now It did fall. I have no idea. I have no idea when it fell if I didn't finish it Before this fell, please let me know and then in the next video. I'll put a bunch of staples in my head

How about that?

Look, look at this beautiful hair. He's growing. Come on. I gotta raise this thing. You don't wanna look at this. He's finally growing hair Stank is it? That's a long hair you got yeah, I don't usually play demos of things But this game looked very cool and all of my friends my friends friends Speed and Queso were playing it, so I just had to touch it. So yeah, wishlist this game in Ted description if you are a Steam nerd loser. And let me know if I should play the entire thing when the whole game comes out.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Now I have two toys to play with.