Trump CANNOT SPEAK coherently as crowd SILENT

All right. You've got to see this video. Donald Trump stunned a room into silence. This was a friendly crowd. This was the White House Christmas party or holiday party. You know, they all have different names.

I've been to such events at the White House, not under Trump, by the way. It was nothing like this. And a slowed down Joe Biden was not this bad. Trump confused, sweaty, orange, yellow, swollen, endlessly disheveled, ranting about snakes and Trump actually noticing, damn, everybody's really quiet here. Why is that?

Well, sir, it's because you're not making any sense. And this was supposed to be about Christmas.

You heard. Did you hear this? And so he's he's being read his rights and his this is they they thought he was dead three times, three different times. They carried him out, feeding him the antivenom. And over a period of months, he was unconscious for a long time, many weeks. And he made it. I asked him, how you doing today? He said,

is it perfect? Look how quiet everybody is. You know, you know, it's funny when you talk about snakes and things like that, that people find it interesting. Would anybody like to go and go to Peru and walk around the forest with Jesus? No, thank you. No, thank you. I'll say no.

Thank you. But this was a real did they ever find a snake, by the way?

Total confusion. A holiday reception, a Christmas reception. You know, for all of his faults, Joe Biden at the holiday party I went to, Joe Biden did read his relatively short remarks off the teleprompter, but they made sense. At least they made sense. At another point, almost beyond belief, Donald Trump

gets distracted by a woman in the crowd who says, wow, she really looks like Ivanka. And that's a great thing. And of course, this really is just Trump's creepiness, who, as you know, Donald Trump for a long time has talked about how if he weren't the father of Ivanka, he would love to be dating Ivanka because he finds her just so attractive. And Trump distracted by a woman in the crowd.

This is the most interesting story. What do you look like? Ivanka, has anyone ever told you that?

I'm looking.

I'm saying, is that a boy? Could you just turn around for the camera? Does she look does she look like Ivanka? It's the most unbelievable thing. So I wouldn't I didn't want to take a chance. I say, is that Ivanka? You look just like Ivanka, which is a great compliment.

Now, oh, boy. Now you could say, oh, well, a sign of cognitive decline is struggling to recognize even your own children. He thought it was Ivanka, but it's not. And then, of course, it's a real compliment because, as we know, Trump, with a long history of finding his daughter extraordinarily attractive and many people commenting online that Trump seems to have lost all ability to control

urges. Even if it's a disgusting urge that you find your daughter attractive and see someone who looks similar in the crowd, he just can't control it. OK, prices were going to be coming down on day one. And remember, this is a holiday reception, OK, holiday reception. Prices were going to be coming down on day one. Donald Trump now promising, you know, I think in the next six to 12 months, you're really going to start seeing some results. To Europe, they went to Mexico,

Japan. They went all over. They went to South, South Korea. And now it's just the opposite. They're all coming back. We're going to we have an age that's coming up the likes of which I don't think this country has. This country has never seen. And I just look so forward to the results. You're going to see results in six months to a year. I think you'll see results. We've never had anything like it again. There's never been any country. China. Wonderful. I have a great relationship with President Xi. Oh, yeah. China's never seen

it. Nobody's ever seen it. Anyway, we are getting, I believe, very close to everything being super awesome. Just it's going to be so soon you won't even you won't even know it. Now, if you've been wondering, what is Trump up to exactly? Like other than fixing all of our problems perfectly, what is Trump up to? And Trump says he is building his arc, building his arc like in Paris, believable

on policy. And we have a policy thing that's going to be unbelievable happening. Should I announce it or should I keep it quiet? I put Vince in charge of the triumphal arc. We're building an arc like the arc to triumph, the arc, the triumph, and we're building it by the Arlington Bridge, the Arlington

Cemetery. By the way, Melania seems to not give a crap about any of this opposite the

Lincoln Memorial. You could say Jefferson, Washington, everything is a role right there. And it's something that is so special. It will be like the one in Paris, but to be honest with you, it blows it away. Blows it away in every way.

The happy couple, you can really feel the love.

And Vince came in one day and his eyes were teeming. I mean, he couldn't believe how beautiful it was.

He's teeming with what?

And he wanted to do that. That's your primary thing. There? And he wanted to do that. That's your primary thing. There is nothing that can compete with that. It's the only city in the world that's of great importance that doesn't have a triumphal arc. You know what that is? Yeah. And this one is going to blow them all away. The one that people know mostly is the arc to triumph.

And of course, the crowd so riveted and Melania looking pain, the crowd so riveted that you can hear other conversations happening in the background. No proper Christmas reception is complete without mentioning that the 2020 election was rigged. There is something notable in this clip. See if you can hear it.

Very good at cheating. Their professionals are cheating because we won in 2016 by a lot. The election was rigged in 2020. We have all the ammunition, all the stuff, and you'll see it come out. It's coming out in truckloads.

Yeah, but it's notable that Trump is again pulling the it'll be out soon stuff. All of 2021, 2022, 2023. Trump was insisting we're putting the case together. We've got the bombshell evidence. It's incontrovertible. It's going to be out soon.

And then it never came out. And Trump eased off of that a little bit. Trump is back on it now. And if we're lucky, by the year twenty fifty five, we will have that evidence that the twenty twenty election was rigged. Nobody who was around will be alive anymore, but it's we're going to have all the evidence by then. Trump delusionally claiming, again, Christmas reception, Christmas reception, that if the votes were counted fairly, he would have won California.

Hispanic vote along the Texas border. I want every single city or town touching the Texas border and they're 85 to 90 percent Hispanic. We won the Hispanic vote. If the vote in California was legitimate, which it's not, they have 38 million ballots. Everything is mail in voting. They mail out 38 million ballots and they come in. Where the hell do they go and where do they come from?

It's a rigged election in California, right? Because we would win California by a lot. And again, they feel they have the advantage with Hispanic.

They don't because they don't have the advantage with Hispanic. One Hispanic, Hispanic, Trump, one Hispanic. Gavin Newsom really tickled by this one tweeting simply. OK, and then finally, Donald Trump capping this beautiful event. Really the Christmas spirit couldn't be more Jesus like with the often repeated untruth that prices are coming down.

First time that's happened in many years. We are doing great and prices are coming down. First time that's happened in many years. We are

doing great and prices are coming down. Right. Of course, with inflation greater than zero, prices are actually going up. The bottom line with Trump's Christmas reception, Trump, the Grinch has really stolen Christmas, including from all the people who can't afford gifts at this point because of this ridiculous tariff policy. While Trump claims it's all good and everything is perfect. Holiday hosting can be stressful.

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