Trump Golfs Amid Iran War, Wears His Own Merch to Honor Fallen Soldiers & Tries to Fix Next Election

I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for watching. Well, I'm pretty proud of you. We're happy to have you here in Hollywood, California. Thank you for it.

Well, you know what?

I am glad you're in a good mood.

Thanks for making it here on time in spite of the dreaded daylight savings. For me, this is one of the worst days of the year, really is. Daylight saving Monday, as if the days weren't long enough already every day. This morning, the kids didn't want to get out of bed.

I didn't want to get out of bed. The bed didn't want us to get out of it. It was, you know, my wife likes daylight. She likes springing forward, which makes me hate it even more. And now my kids and I all hate it together.

And so now not only are we exhausted, we start the morning with a fight. She doesn't want me to teach the kids to complain about things we can't control. And teaching them to complain is really all I have to give. So it's a problem. Who is, in your opinion, who is right on this, Guillermo?

Jimmy, women are always right.

So I think you're right. So I'm sorry.

Anyway, this is what our government should be working on. Because it was a tough day for Trump, too. You know, he lost a whole hour of rage posting yesterday. This guy, I don't know what kind of magic cocoon the devil gave him when they made that deal, but somehow he manages to do everything wrong,

just rolls right off his shoulder. On Thursday, Congress finally forced the DOJ to post those summaries of the interviews the FBI did with a woman who says Trump assaulted her sexually and physically when she was a young teenager. Her account of what she says happened

is genuinely horrifying. The FBI interviewed her four times. Today, four days later, it's like it never happened. We're right on to the next thing. On Saturday, Trump found time to take part in what they call a dignified transfer. It's a solemn event in which the remains of service members who were killed in action

are returned to U.S. soil. We've now lost seven American lives in Trump's war on Iran. And paying respect to troops who sacrificed everything as a result of a decision you made is one of, if not the most important things a president does. But God forbid he just do it normally and respectfully. On Saturday, Trump made history becoming the first president to attend a dignified transfer while wearing his own merch on his head.

He wore a gold Donald Trump brand USA cap. He wore a hat. Baseball players don't even wear baseball caps. During the national anthem, he wears one to this. And here he is checking his diaper to see if it's full. It was.

And by the way, in case you're in the market, you know how much our draft-dodging president charges for that USA cap? 55 bucks. That's right. It's like a whole teaspoon of gas for, but make no mistake,

fashion faux pas aside, this is a president who supports our military. He's even selling a special veteran edition of his God Bless the USA Trump Bible. $99.99. All proceeds go to him and his partners.

That's right.

Every situation is a merchandising opportunity. Of course, whenever the president does something shameful, the heroes at Fox News swoop in to clean it up for him. Fox News covered this by using footage from a dignified transfer last year in which Trump

was not wearing a hat. But the internet figured it out pretty quick. So Fox News had to put out a statement. During our coverage of yesterday's dignified transfer, we inadvertently aired video from an older dignified transfer instead of the ceremony that took place yesterday.

We deeply regret the error and deeply regret getting caught for the error. But hey, these things happen, right? I'm sure if CNN made that mistake, the folks at Fox would be super chill about it. And I know that if any president did something that was deemed to be disrespectful,

or I'm sure if Obama or Biden, or even a vice president, Kamala Harris, did that, if one of them ran afoul of military protocol. I'm sure Fox would look the other way on that too, right?

And new developments tonight on the fallout from what many are calling President Obama's latte salute.

The disrespectful way the president saluted a Marine

yesterday with his latte in his hand.

It's not a latte salute, it's a chai salute because he drinks chai tea. But I mean, please, how disrespectful was that? Obama, unlike his Democratic colleagues, isn't putting his

hand over his heart during the national anthem. My flop is Joe Biden checking his watch during during the dignified transfer ceremony. Multiple times looking at his watch, why he would need

to do such thing. There's no explanation. You've got a team of people who are around just to make sure you don't have lint on your jacket,

and they can't help you not check your watch?

It's a tweet from Vice President Kamala Harris. Enjoy the long weekend.

The long weekend.

You're in a position of such power where people look to you, and your only answer is, look at me.

I'm cute. Have a long weekend.

Unbelievable. I'm not going to play golf. Not just fair, fair and balanced, folks. And then, with all hell breaking loose in the Middle East, Rory Snackleroy did what any wartime president would do. He hit the links. That's right. He played a round in Miami at Trump Doral. It was good to see him back out there,

bragging, cheating, and farting on every hole. And why not? It's not like he ever promised us he wouldn't play golf. I'm going to be working for you.

I'm not going to have time to go play golf.

Oh.

Promises made, promises kept. Though to be fair, he also said he wouldn't start any worse, all right? But honestly, I'm OK with him playing golf. I wish all he would do is play golf all day, every day. Every minute he's deciding which club to use is a minute he's not screwing something up.

Every second he's listening to his caddy is a second he's not listening to Stephen Miller. I'd say more golf for him. Let's make a Nobel Prize for golf and give it to him. Give it a Happy Meal Gilmore. No president has golfed more heroically than him. Now get out on the links and play all day long.

By the way, also at his club in Miami this weekend, Trump introduced the former head of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, as the new special envoy to what Trump calls his Shield of the Americas coalition. See, Kristi Noem wasn't fired. She just moved from her high-profile cabinet position

to run a coalition Trump made up, kind of like when he made Mike Pence a spaceman, right? The summit was a chance for El Presidenteers to show off his love for both Latin America and little Marco.

I'd love to get to your countries at some point. Marco loves going to your countries. He's always at one of these countries. He likes your countries the best, OK? He's got a language advantage over me, because I'm not learning your damn language.

I don't have time.

Guillermo, do you have any words in Spanish you would like to teach him?

Adios mentiroso.

Yeah. Goodbye, liar. Yeah, goodbye, liar.

And then it was time for Trump to demonstrate his incredible gift for pronouncing the names of fellow foreign leaders.

President of El Salvador, another friend, Naib Bukhali.

Some friend.

For the record, his friend's name is Naib Bukhali, not Naib Bukhali. And then he shifted smoothly to the Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago.

Prime Minister of Trinidad and Tobago, I have to be very careful with this, because, you know, your word, your first name is very similar to a first name that we have, but fortunately it's pronounced different. It's Camela. It's supposed to Cam different. It's Cam-lah. It's supposed to Kam-lah.

I like Kam-lah better. It's Cam, right?

Cam, as opposed to Kam.

We don't like Kam.

No. That's unfortunate, because her name is Kam. Her name is Kam-lah, not Kam-lah. But when he lacks in articulation, he more than makes up for with random asides.

President of Panama, I love that canal.

It's his favorite canal. And now he has a new name to pronounce. Iran has chosen a new Supreme Leader. He is the son of the former Supreme Leader. And if you thought Don Jr. didn't get hugged enough by his dad, wait till you meet Mustafa Khamenei.

Trump says he is not happy with the choice, which makes sense. You know, if there's one thing he can't stand, it's nepotism. He's very much against it. Iranian officials say they're gearing up for a long war and that there's no room for diplomacy anymore, but Trump today said it will be a short-term excursion into Iran and blame them for a history of using IEDs.

They were very strongly involved and all of the people that died through the roadside bombs died and are right now walking around with no legs.

Walking around with no legs.

Juggling with no arms. You get it. You understand. Oil prices are now over $100 a barrel for the first time since 2022. That's not good news for Trump, who promised during the campaign he would get gas prices below $2 a gallon.

Unless Trump can get every gas station in America to hide the prices on their signs, this is going to be a problem for him in the midterms. Or maybe it won't, because of all the shenanigans he's trying to pull, probably the most dangerous one of all is his plan to fix the election. Trump gathered a group of Republicans today, and he told them, forget everything else, pass the Save My Ass Act.

I mean, the Save America Act. Our commander in thief wrote the Save America Act, an 88% issue with all voters. It must be done immediately. It supersedes everything else. Must go to the front of the line. Same way he does with the Mar-a-Lago buffet.

I, as president, will not sign other bills until this is passed. I guess that's a threat. I don't know. And not the watered-down version. Go for the gold. Must show voter ID and proof of citizenship.

No mail-in ballots except for military, illness, disability, travel, no men and women's sports, no transgender. I don't know what any of this has to do with voting. Do not fail President Donald J. Trump. But Trump wants to make it as difficult for Democrats to vote as he possibly can under the guise

of stopping voter fraud, even though there is no meaningful voter fraud. There's no evidence that anyone can—more Americans were eaten by wolves last year than voted fraudulently. This is about fixing the election. He made a big mess in Iran. It looks like we bombed a school and he's lying about it.

There are three-hour lines at the airport because Democrats want ICE agents to follow the same rules every other law enforcement officer has to follow. His poll numbers are abysmal. The price of gas is going through the roof.

And of course, there's that little matter of those allegations in the Trump-Epstein files. And so to protect himself from losing the Senate and the House and probably getting impeached, he wants to change the rules of voting to make it more difficult for everyone, especially women, to vote. If this passes, you won't even be able to mail your ballots.

And unless you're in the military, sick, disabled, or overseas, you will have to stand in a line to vote, even though he himself votes by mail.

I don't want to brag,

but, you know, they've said this about a lot of things. No other president could do some of the sh... I'm doing. Yeah. No other president. The things I'm doing, nobody else was gonna do them.

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna argue on that, for sure. And to top it off, you know that meeting?

The little... Well, I'm not going to argue on that, for sure. And to top it off, you know that meeting?

The little, there's always a little cherry at that meeting he had today with all the Republicans in the House. It's a three-day conference, and they had it at his, at the hotel he owns. His name's on the roof, and the money's in his pocket.

No discounts, no promo codes, all Trump. He's got it all figured out. And of course, he's in Florida, our weirdest president in our weirdest state. You know, Florida gives us so much day in and day out. So let's check in on what's happening there this week with an all new edition of This Week in Florida.

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