Trump Looks Like Absolute Death, Audibly Sharts At G7 Summit | The Kyle Kulinski Show

Alright, so Donald Trump went to this G7 summit, and when I tell you he looks like absolute death, I mean it.Not only does he look like death, he also sounds like death.So it sounds like he's got a cold on top of all the other health issues he's dealing with, he's rotting away in front of us both physically and mentally, he's becoming decrepit.He also looks like bloated, almost like, he has like rigor mortis.He's like a corpse that's like bloating in the sun or something, like you see a deer on the side of the road after it got hit by a car and it's like fucking stiffening up and bloating.Like, he looks like that.

So they're hiding so much from us, man. I cannot wait until we get the tell -all books.I wish they'd come out now, but I cannot wait to get all the specifics to know just how bad it actually is.But he goes to this G7 summit, and it's a fucking catastrophe, bro.I mean, I'm talking other world leaders are looking at each other like, the fuck is...Is he okay?

Like, what's happening here?He doesn't know whether he's coming or going, and I got a lot to show you.So first, shout out to Midas Touch.Let's listen to this breakdown right here.

So I've been watching Trump for the past day or so at this G7 summit in France, and there's clearly something going on with his health.He's looked awful.I mean, just look at him in this picture trying to sit down.It did not go well for him.His voice has been incredibly hoarse.He keeps walking in the wrong directions.

He doesn't seem to know where he is at times, what's going on at times.His ankles look incredibly swollen.I mean, let's just go through some of the things I've noticed.First, there was this photo, and if you zoom in on Donald Trump's hand, you can see that once again, he's got the makeup caked on.Here's another shot of his hand from today.

What the fu - What is that, bro?What is that?First of all, he looks horrible here.He looks like he's slowly morphing into Ms. Doubtfire.I have a theory that all old white men slowly morph into Ms. Doubtfire.I'm dreading the day that I look in the mirror, and I go, Ms. Doubtfire.

Like, I've hit the Doubtfire phase of being an old white man.But...He looks horrible here, but look at the hand that you're about to see.

Watch this.What is this?

What the fuck is this?I've never even seen some shit like this.What are those lines?Bro's hand is morphing into like leather or something.Oh my days.What did he like put like a latex fucking like band -aid or some shit over it to try to make it look like it's his hand because it's so that discolored.

I don't even know what's going on bro.

What is that?

It looks like a cut.It looks like a cut like he got like cut.

There's a quick close -up for you.

What the fuck is that?What are they doing?Are they bloodletting this man like we live in 1789?Is that what's happening?

Here's a photo that Ukrainian President Zelensky posted on his social media, but let's zoom in for a second.Once again.

Oh man, hold up.He looks like Jabba the Hutt straight up.Look at this.He looks like Jabba the Hutt.

That Ukrainian President Zelensky posted on his social media, but let's zoom in for a second.Once again, you see that intense swelling in his ankles.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Guys, like I told you, they said it was chronic venous insufficient insufficiency.But what they didn't tell you is if it's chronic venous insufficiency, OK, if it's that, what would happen is it would have been there for a while.OK, the fact that it came on, it's it's acute.The swelling is acute means it's almost certainly tied to congestive heart failure.That's what they say.

That's what doctors say.The fact that this, we never saw this before, and then now it happened like that, means it's probably tied to congestive heart failure, which wouldn't be surprising.He eats like absolute shit, and he's 80 and obese.

Then there was this moment where he needed Indian Prime Minister Modi to help him get up a tiny little step.This moment after a photo where he starts wandering the wrong direction.You can see Macron and the other leaders say, other side, other side, you're going in the wrong way, and redirect him.Then there was this strange moment where he grabs Bridget McCrone's hand and doesn't let go.

What the fuck is this?

He seems to completely lack the strength in his right hand to do his typical handshake.There was also this moment where the world leaders were posing for a photo around this table and Trump just doesn't seem to know where he is at all.He's just standing there looking off to the side while everybody else is posing.

Oh, no.Oh, no.Macron tells everybody, like, look, the camera's over there.Everybody smile.Everybody face the camera.And Trump just sits there staring out into nothingness.

What the fuck?

The table and Trump just doesn't seem to know where he is at all.He's just standing there looking off to the side while everybody else is posing.

Oh, no.

Not moving.Doesn't seem to know where he is. not reacting at all.And here's how that final photo turned out.Courtesy of the readers, you can see Trump here staring off to the side.Then you can see here as French President Macron is speaking, Trump is struggling to keep his eyes open.

And you can just hear it in his voice here.

Let's be honest, if any single one of these happened with Joe Biden, they'd be running this on the media like a loop, nonstop, over and over again.

Tapjaker, huh?Where's your fucking book on Trump, you bitch?

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Okay, so I also have this.Ready?Trump, for whatever reason, As he's become a no -filter guy instead of a low -filter guy because of his cognitive issues, because he's dealing with dementia or he's dealing with Alzheimer's or whatever, he was always a low -filter guy, but now he has none at all.None, none, none, none, none, none, none, none, none, none, none, none.So one of these things that's been happening recently is he can't stop talking about how sexy he thinks different men are, right?He was just, what was it?

He was at like a John Deere factory or something the other day, and there was some Olympian there.He's like, look at this guy.He goes, I forgot to touch his leg.He's got big, strong legs.I forgot to touch his leg.And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Why would you touch his leg?And now here he is, and he's talking about Modi, to Modi's face, and listen to what he says here.

He's a very tough negotiator.One of the toughest, actually.So you look at this man. I'll give you a lesson.He's the most beautiful looking man.He looks so nice.He's like an angel.

But actually, he's as tough as he's a killer.I don't want to.He's a killer.He's as tough as they come.But he looks so good.So he gets you by surprise.

What, bro?You're president of the United States, bro.Imagine take every word Trump just said.And imagine Barack Obama saying that shit.He's actually, uh, he's a killer, but he's a beautiful man.He's a very good -looking man.

No shot!No shot, okay.Still not done though, because again, this is one of the side effects, seemingly.This is one of the side effects, bro.And listen, here he is now, getting homoerotic again.So, he was in a hotel.

He's talking about President Sisi of Egypt now.

And I met him.And we fell in love.Deeply in love.

And he didn't even want to see Hillary.Somebody said, isn't this the plot of forgetting Sarah Marshall?Oh no, Don, what are you doing?He also has done this bit about fucking North Korea.We fell in love.We fell in love.

Me and Kim Jong -un, we exchanged letters.So as the Lincoln Project posted here, Trump's bisexuality slipping out and Trump's dementia getting worse.And that's the line on the graph.Oh no.Oh no.All right, but the homoeroticism is still not done yet because

here he is, by the plane, and listen to what he says here.

The press conference seems to have gone well.You shot your load pretty much, Steve, right?Pretty much.But, going well.Seems like the agreement's very well undertook.

You shot your load pretty much, Steve, didn't ya?You should shoot your load on me.Shoot your load on my titties.My big Trump titties.I have the best Trump titties you've ever seen, like Brian Noem's titties.We got big Trump titties, just like Brian Noem's titties.

Shoot your load, Steve.

I like it when Steve shoots his load.Oh no!Please stop it.Whatever this is, I don't like it.I don't like it.One more time.

The press conference seems to have gone well.You shot your load pretty much, Steve, right?

We got homoeroticism towards Mody, homoeroticism towards CeCe, homoeroticism towards the guy at the John Deere factory who was the fucking Olympian, and how many times—better looking than Tom Cruise, this guy, tough guy, strong guy, big strong guy, now that's a big guy.Remember when he was doing a rally and he was like, look at all you in that front row, I'll kiss you, I'll kiss all of you, man and woman, I'll kiss all of you, I'll kiss all of you on the lips.Remember that?I'm telling you, as he loses his ability to get a filter, because of the dementia, all this shit comes out more and more and more.Okay.Here's the picture of Obama at the G7 versus Trump.

Look at this.All of them together, laughing, fucking having a good time.And then here's Trump, fucking isolated, standing alone, wandering off in random directions.Okay?We also have, God, again, this happens to old people, this happens to old people, but Trump is doing a press conference at the G7, and, um, accidentally farts?Sharts?

Shits, not quite sure, but something's going on here, bro.Something's going on.this is why there were all those theories about dude wears a diaper, right?There are people who work with him at the Apprentice who said even back then, he wore a diaper.Listen to this.

I said, well, what am I going to do?Am I going to let Saudi Arabia have missiles, but they can't have them?

Yes, sir.

It doesn't work that way, you know?It doesn't work that way.And missiles are - Did you hear it?Did you hear it?But they can't have them?Yes, sir.

It doesn't work that way, you know?It doesn't work that way.

By the way, people have said for years that he smells like shit, that they don't like being around him because he smells like absolute shit.I showed you the videos of the people who worked on The Apprentice who said that he wore diapers all the time, that he abused uppers his whole life, and that made it so he doesn't have as good control of his bowels as he needs to.Anybody who's done uppers, cocaine for example, makes people shit, right?If he's snorting Adderall out there, it makes you shit.Apparently he lost control of his bowels at some point.Now he's out there - Bro, it never ends!

It never ends!It's always - You know, straight out of Central Cat, look at that big strong guy, I wanna touch that big strong guy, we fell in love!We fell in - this is a big beautiful man, he's a beautiful - out there fucking ripping ass and whatnot.What - this is - this guy's supposed to represent our country.Mind you, he's falling asleep in all the fucking meetings, he's up all night tweeting about Lord knows what, posting AI slop images, right, of him as Jesus or whatever the fuck, and then here he is during the day, falling asleep, farting, shitting himself, talking about shooting loads left and right, I mean, for the love of God, bro, for the love of God.I can't, I can't with this anymore, but I'm still not done because now, shout out to Acent for this, he says, I overlaid yesterday's footage of Trump wandering off at the G7 on this video of Hannity describing Biden as dazed and confused at the G7.

Yeah, I'm sure Fox News is going to be out there in full effect.telling you the truth that hey man trump does not look good his voice is bad he looks like shit he looks bloated uh he can't stay awake during the day he's he's you know or excuse me he's falling asleep all the time during the day at night he's can't sleep at all he's talking about you know about how sexy the men are around him.He's shitting himself.He's wandering off in different directions.I'm sure Fox is going to give us the truth, right?

Biden got dazed and confused.How shocking.And started to just, you know, wander off like that, as other G7 leaders looked on in agony, desperate for somebody to bring Joe back into the fold.Luckily, Italy's prime minister very graciously helped Biden get back to the group.

He's got that old man -like mouth thing going now, too.And they say this is evidence of mini strokes, right?Remember when he was like falling asleep at that public event and one side of his mouth was just drooping all the way down?And somebody was saying that's a sign that he's been dealing with mini strokes.Now he gets tired and he goes, he's got the old man face.So bro, I don't know man, but this is not, this is not good.

This is not good.I don't know how...I'm worried about 2026.I'm worried about 2028.But fact of the matter is, the smart money is on him not making it to 2028.Because this...

Remember they were showing that picture of the Queen?And she had the bruise on her hand, right?Same area where Trump has his shit.And they said this is literally like two days before she died.And Trump's been having those bruises now for what, six months?And so like, I'm just saying bro, I'm just saying homies, homies got a foot and a half in the grave skis right now.

A foot and a half.You know, one more shart, one more aggressive shart, and his heart might just stop working, right?One more fart, one more strong, beautiful, sexy man who he fell in love with,and he might just keel over and die.

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