Trump LOSES IT in UNHINGED update on reflecting pool

The Reflecting Pool saga has legitimately gotten so unhinged today, I almost don't know where to start.But I think we could probably go with Trump's latest screed on True Social, so here goes.He wrote, quote, many additional people have been arrested having to do with the disgraceful vandalism of our beautiful reflecting pool.It hasn't looked or worked like this since 1922 when it was originally built, but even then it leaked badly and didn't work.Ours worked perfectly, including the mirror -like finish, perfectly reflecting the two great monuments, which it never had before.What these terrible vandals have done is a true affront to both Presidents George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, and should be dealt with accordingly.

We met with contractors today.We'll probably be forced to release and drain much of the water in order to do the necessary repairs, but we'll have them done as quickly as possible.What they have damaged does not even include the earlier killing of a large amount of grass, which was by far the least of it.They took some form of knife or blade and put a Now, it's Here's the deal.Right -wing media, including Trump, has been doing the world's most desperate defense, claiming that vandals have been destroying Donald Trump's perfect new reflecting pool, because why else would giant shards of liner be floating up to the top?Certainly not, as one meteorologist wrote, because nobody peeled anything, an industrial coating has to fully cure before it goes back underwater, and this one was rushed into a flooded pool to hit a deadline.

Submerge a film before it bonds to the substrate, and water works underneath until it delaminates Hmm.Yeah.I don't know about that.I mean, who are we really gonna believe?A scientist?Or the president who claims that vandals cut a gash nearly the length of a football field in the lining of the reflecting pool that no one saw and no video exists of?

Exactly.The president.Thank you.What's that?Wait, I'm actually getting, right now, word that we do have video footage of the vandals who destroyed the reflecting pool, and we have that right here.And given what we know about Donald Trump's DOJ, they're going to go all in against these vandals, especially given what Jeanine Pirro, the U .

S.Attorney for Washington, D .C.

, and yes, that is unfortunately a real sentence that I just said out loud, announced today on air.more serious charges.But make no mistake, making DC beautiful is a priority.And if you damage, vandalize or do anything to impact something like the reflective pool, you can be prosecuted.

I just want you to think about what is happening here.Trump is a grifter, found some friends who were not qualified for this job, gave them a no -bid contract for over a million dollars, they fucked up the reflecting pool, but because Trump can never admit fault, he's now playing make -believe that elusive VANDALS destroyed the pool, and now Jeanine Pirro has to glom on and commit to the BITthreaten prosecutions for non -existent people who are vandalizing the reflecting pool.It's like bad community theater, except all of the actors suck, and no one actually gets paid in anything other than the selfless exercise of prostrating yourself for the God King.I'll tell you what, if they secure a conviction, I will I will shave my head on camera.That is how sure of the fact that this entire exercise is a scam intended to placate the emperor's fragile ego.

I am.And it's not just Jeanine Pirro.The rest of the manga ecosystem is doing their part to perpetuate Donald Trump's delusions.

Well, I'm not a scientist, so the algae thing, I mean, I believe that's what happens in bodies of water such as this.So I don't think this is President Trump's fault.But what's so irritating to me about the left here?President Trump is trying to make D .C.nicer.

DC is filled with Democrats, okay?He's making it nicer because, yes, he happens to live there for the next couple of years, but you all live there all the time because DC is made up primarily of liberals and Democrats, right?He's trying to make it nicer for you.He's trying to make it safer for you.He's trying to make your reflecting pool nicer.He's trying to spruce up the place.

And they go out of their way to damage and to vandalize it.It's like during the BLM Summer of Love when they're burning down businesses in their own community.It's like, you have to be pretty stupid to do that.

Absolutely true.Somebody did vandalize the grass.Even when workers were working on the reflecting pool, I think I read that people came and vandalized their trucks and their equipment.Look, you have people that hate Donald Trump so much that they would go out and destroy our national monuments, vandalize the Lincoln Memorial, vandalize the grass.That's how broken brained they are.Donald Trump has cleaned up Washington.

The fountains work, the city is clean, the city is safe.It's good that he has taken an interest in this.And you have these people out here who are so broken brained about the fact that he's they're spending their timall this stuff.I think it's terrible.And I hope anybody who vandalizes our monuments, I hope they get caught.

I hope they get put in jail.He's trying to make the city beautiful for America 250.There's going to be a lot of people in Washington.They deserve to go to a clean, safe capital.And that's what he's trying to do.

Yes.A plus jobs.I'm sure you'll all get the little pats on the head from Daddy Trump that you are so desperate for.I mean, I'm sorry, but if Jeanine Pirro is looking for someone actually vandalizing government property without permission, perhaps.This might be a good place to start.

This morning, the historic 120 -year -old east wing of the White House reduced to rubble.Satellite images show the dramatic transformation from less than one month ago to now.Along with the building, at least six trees have been taken down, including two magnolias commemorated to Presidents Warren Harding and Franklin Roosevelt, all to make room for President Trump's 90 ,000 square foot ballroom.

So if you think that's fine, but are doing feinting spells over non -existent vandals, then it might be time to extricate your head from Donald Trump's ass.And yet, because Trump has his air support from his little underlings, and because they've helped him sell the lie that it was obviously the left's fault that his reflecting pool grift backfired, that gave him the space he needed to be able to come out and post quote, and could only say to myself and those gathered around me, wow, who could do such a thing?Sick, deranged people.We will fix it, President DJT.Yes, thank God.God, Donald Trump is stepping in and fixing the problems created by these radical Marxist -Communist leftists who have been vandalizing the pool, even though, again, no video evidence actually exists or has been released.

Nothing that Donald Trump won't be able to solve with another no -bid contract for his pals.Hey, who knows?Maybe Don Jr. can even start a pool company this weekend and then charge the U .S.taxpayers a billion dollars, because why not?And look, does this all matter?

No.But it's actually a perfect encapsulation of how the grift, lies, and manipulation pervade the right and leave us, the American taxpayers, with the bill.Maybe one day, the Republican Party more broadly will hold Trump to the same standard they hold imaginary vandals to, but until that day arrives, they will continue to lie on behalf of the only person they actually serve, not the American people, but Donald Trump.Before you go, I'm very excited to announce that I've written a new book titled The Day After, How to Wield Power in a Post -Trump World.The book explores what is, in my opinion, the single most important theme that we're dealing with in politics today and moving forward.Power.

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