Trump Reemerges Looking Like Death After Hiding For Days

Millions and millions of Americans were less than happy to wake up Saturday morning and see a picture of Donald Trump. Maybe the bruises on his hands and his swollen ankles were too much for his body to take and that he had died. In fact, the phrase where is Trump was the number six trending item on Twitter with hundreds of thousands of posts actually proclaiming that Donald Trump had in fact died. Uh, pundits, both left and right, we're speculating that yes, Donald Trump has either died or he is in the process of dying at the moment. And what made

it worse is that the night before an interview aired with JD Vance, where he talked about the fact that I've gotten a lot of job trading, I'm ready to take over as president of the United States. You know, should that be necessary? But Trump's in great health. He insisted. And when he insisted that, and then everybody's like, well, we haven't seen him for a couple of days. And JD Vance is over here talking about I'm ready. Here we go. Put me in coach. Obviously there's gotta be speculation, but then again, lots of people's hopes were dashed

when Trump emerged Saturday morning. However, the man looked like death. I mean, he absolutely looked like he was on his last leg. He did not look healthy. He did not look happy. He did not look like somebody that you think is going to continue making it, uh, for another

three and a half years as president. So his re-emergence didn't really do anything to stop the speculation that this guy is on his way out. Not to mention he has repeatedly said, both in a fundraising email and in a recent Fox news interview that I want to get into heaven. And for somebody who's not religious to suddenly start talking about religion and the afterlife, when they're at this stage in life, kind of tells us that maybe Trump has been given some news that the rest of us don't know about because this white house is whitewashing everything from the history of the

United States to the health history of Donald J. Trump. So we can't trust anything they say, but as of right now, Donald Trump is mobile. He is breathing. He is alive, unless they're pulling some elaborate weekend at Bernie's type thing that we can't even fathom. Um, however, this is where things get so much dumber. There's also speculation. And some of this is coming from the right, actually, that the person we saw emerge on Saturday morning was in fact a body double. And they tried to point out like, look, the skin on his neck is like somehow saggier than usual. The skin is a different shade. We think he's

a different height. Look, it's not a body double. Donald Trump did not die. He is not dead. He is in fact still alive. Now, those are the things we know. What we do not know is what actually is going on with his health, right? The white house has said that the swollen ankles are chronic venous insufficiency. However, cardiologists have pointed out that yes, that's a condition, but it's a condition caused by something else. 99.9% of the time. And it's never good as the white house says like, Oh, it's not a problem at all. He's in perfect health. Doctors are like, no, even if it's

just caused on its own, it's a sign of something bad happening inside the body. And that's just as physical health. We know his mental health that's out the window. There is no mental health to speak of at this point regarding Donald Trump. So we don't know what's happening to him on the inside, but what we do know is that it was not a body double. It's not a clone as some people have said, and he's not dead. He is in fact alive. It is still the one and only Donald J. Trump, but his actual health, that is something the

in fact alive. It is still the one and only Donald J. Trump, but his actual health, that is something the white house is definitely keeping from the public.