Trump's History with Epstein Pt. 6 | The Daily Show

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The House Democrats continue to release their own Epstein document. So, what's in this latest drop? Is it e-mails? Maybe bank records?

We're seeing new images of the notorious Caribbean estate dubbed Epstein Island. Democrats on the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 150 photos and videos of the sprawling mansion, videos of the pool area, bedrooms and bathrooms. There were also framed photos of the financier and his partner, Ghislaine Maxwell, like this

one with the late Pope John Paul II.

Wow.

Wow.

I can't believe it. The face of the world's most notorious pedophile ring got to meet Jeffrey Epstein.

Wow. Wow.

Wow.

Amazing.

Amazing.

That's the most game recognized game photo I've ever seen. Fun fact, you know who took that photo? Bill Cosby.

Interesting.

This release doesn't contain any major bombshells, but we did learn one new thing. Epstein Island looked like shit. How does a billionaire's private island look like a two-star Airbnb? I'm not even talking about the sex rooms.

The common spaces are even worse.

Images show a room that appears to be used as a library with four armchairs and a chalkboard with scribbled words.

What the f*** is that layout?

Look, I know the sex crimes are the main story, but I cannot remain silent about this furniture placement. Who places four lazy boys that close together? Come on, boys, come to my library. We can smoke cigars and rub knees together. I mean, what happens if all four of you

decide to recline at once? It's chaos! This man is sick. You don't want to throw a table in the middle, at least. I know it's a sex compound, but what if a couple of guys want to do a puzzle while their fluids replenish, you know?

Jeffrey! Jeffrey! Jeffrey, come on! You have all the money in the world, but you don't have one pal who gets a Herman Miller catalog? The pedophile billionaire couldn't find one pedophile decorator to help out here. And look, and don't say it was Ghislaine's job to decorate,

because that's sexist. She was a working professional who was very busy with her own sex trafficking career. And that wasn't even the only eyesore in the room.

Another image shows a blackboard and a study.

There are the words power, deception, plots.

What are they, brainstorming evil plans? What do we got? We got power, deception, what else? Come on, we're an evil cabal here, people. No bad ideas. Plots, okay, kind of the same thing, but all right.

And then I guess there's one guy who threw out music. Not really on the same page, but okay, Diddy, thank you for contributing. Please tell me there was one room that didn't feel like a sad dad riddle.

The pictures revealing a room with a dentist chair and masks along the wall.

Masks of men's faces on the walls

and what may be one of the most unnerving images that we saw today. Nice choice. I myself am a little squeamish about going to the dentist but if there's one thing that puts me at ease it's haunted orgy masks. This is the problem with being a pedophile. This is a problem with being... a pedophile. Everything you do suddenly seems creepy. But this is actually one of those things

that has an explanation.

A dentist chair, which a source tells CBS News, was put in for one of Epstein's girlfriends,

a European studying to be a dentist.

Wait. Okay. All right. I thought this was a weird sex thing, but they're actually doing dentistry here? That is somehow way worse. Imagine being the one guy on the flight to Epstein Island who's only going for a tooth cleaning. Honey, honey, Prince Andrew goes to the same dentist as me.

She must be a really good dentist.

But the big news, of course.

We begin with the breaking news that the Justice Department has begun releasing millions more documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein investigation.

Yep, it's Groundhog Day. We call it that. We call it Groundhog Day because this is the day when Donald Trump sees Epstein's shadow and we get six more weeks of not knowing who any of the co-conspirators are in this multinational sex trafficking case, and also because Punxsutawney Phil is all over the files. Is that to scale by any chance? That may be the biggest f***ing groundhog.

They literally look like, they actually look like they could be friends. Bill Clinton and Parks and Tawny Phil. The point I'm trying to make is the Epstein files thing, we've been through this before.

Donald Trump revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein.

The MAGA fault line seems to be widening from a fracture.

Breaking news, a big break. Republicans breaking with Trump on Epstein.

The dam could potentially be breaking here with MAGA. The beginning of the end of the Trump presidency.

After a million more documents in the Epstein files were discovered last week, will this

fracture become a lasting, irreversible break?

I'm going to go with no. God, you guys are adorable. The chances of this breaking MAGA are actually worse than, just lowering the age of consent to be done with the whole f*****g thing. Which is not...

-$2,000. $2,000. $2,000.

I didn't say we were doing it.

-$2,000. $2,000. $2,000.

It was a veritable who's who of who you imagine wanted someone to touch their hoo-hoo. Allegedly, Lutnick, Bannon, Musk, Summers, Gates, Clinton, Tisch, Melania, Prince Andrew, and Sir Richard Branson. I don't think any of us will ever masturbate again.

That is.

And of course, the star of our show, Donald Josephine Trump, whose thousands of mentions render Trump as kind of a necessary backdrop through the entirety of the Epstein files, kind of like New York City in a Woody Allen movie, which coincidentally is apropos because he's also in the files. And of course to get ahead of the story, I am also in the files. We all searched our names, right? You guys didn't search your name?

All right. Well, I, yeah, no, I know. Whatever. I am in the files. All right. This is actually true. I take you to the scene. It is midnight, August 29th, 2015.

Jeffrey Epstein lies wide awake, his mind turning with ideas. He jots a quick note to a producer named Barry Josephson saying, I suggested to Woody. Y'all know which Woody, right? It's the Epstein files. It ain't Harrelson. All right. Or the cowboy from Toy Story. You know which Woody. Quote, I suggested to Woody that

he do an exclusive new standup routine for either Apple TV or Amazon. Oh, Jeffrey Epstein always had his finger on the pulse of what America was clamoring for in 2015. But Barry Josephson, thinking like the out-of-the-box television professional that he was, pitched this idea. This is true.

Quote, make a true biographical experience with his stand-up being the capper. Somebody like Jon Stewart could host slash narrate the biographical part. Excuse me? I am offended. Somebody like Jon Stewart? Or Jon Stewart?

My point is, do I have the offer or is this an audition? Perhaps the more extensive references were reserved for members of the billionaire class who traveled in absent circles, including the billionarist of them all.

New emails from billionaire Elon Musk at Epstein coordinating a possible visit to the financier's

infamous island.

Elon says, do you have any parties planned? I really want to hit the party scene in St. Bart's or elsewhere and let loose.

I'm sorry, I hate to do this. Can I, can we zoom in on the email on that, please? Christmas Day?

Oh!

You're asking if Jeff Epstein's got any parties planned on the island on Christmas Day? I mean, look, Christmas is his 10th time. We've all had that feeling, trapped in the house with the in-laws and 14 to 16 of our children over the holidays.

But generally, Elon, the wanderlust doesn't really hit till the 28th or the 29th, but Christmas morning? You f***ing emailed Epstein Christmas, dearest Jeffrey. I've just seen the joy in all my children's faces as they opened their gifts. Get me the f*** out of here. And ever since those revelations, Elon has been, how do the kids say it, crashing out.

He's posted about the Epstein files more than 85 times over the last two days. Oddly enough, mostly on Blue Sky. No, I'm just kidding. And if I may, Elon, slow down, brother. You got to make some time for tweeting about the white genocide, too, slow down, brother. You gotta make some time for tweeting about the white genocide, too.

Life's a balance. But this is obviously important to Elon, so all right, give us the best argument for your innocence.

Musk denies any wrongdoing, writing over the weekend, if I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein.

I could do what Epstein does on my own. Is not the moral clarity we were expecting here. But my favorite part of the Musk-Epstein emails, you ever have a friend where you don't really share the same sense of humor, but you share the same interests, and they share the same interests?

Epstein writes him and says, any plans for New York, the opening of the General Assembly of the UN, has many interesting people coming to the house.

Mm, many interesting people, Elon.

Wink, wink.

Get it?

Elon replies, I run and lead product design engineering for two complicated companies. Flying to New York to see UN diplomats do nothing would be an unwise use of time.

I'm sorry, Jeffrey, could you make it a little more obvious for your friend?

To which Jeffrey Epstein replies, Do you think I am retarded? Just kidding. There is no one over 25 and all very cute.

What the f***?

We've all had that friend. Why would I go to the bathroom with you to go skiing? Go skiing! Skiing is an outdoor sport requiring a mountain and equipment and...

Ohhhh.

I see.

Now, another big name in the files is Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, which in itself is not big news because since Lutnick admitted that he met Epstein in 2005 and then said he immediately cut off all contact. You know what? I won't, let me let him tell the story. I say to him,

massage table in the middle of your house?

How often you have a massage?

And he says, every day. And then he like gets like weirdly close to me. And he says, and the right kind of massage. Shiatsu or like a deep tissue or a loamy, his dick, I'm sorry. It's about, I apologize. It's... Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's talking about

a dick massage. Go to the bathroom and go skiing? Okay. Dick massage. Understood. Carry on with the story. And in the six or eight steps it takes to get from his house to my house. Wait a second! Hold on! You live six steps from Jeffrey Epstein? Six steps. Jeffrey Epstein's house was six steps. That's how f**ked up housing is in New York City.

Even billionaires don't get to live more than six steps away from each other. Imagine how the rest of us live in this habit trail hell hole. I'm sorry. Anyway, carry on. And in the six or eight steps it takes to get from his house to my house, my wife and

I decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again. Oh, yeah, I'm sure. That's how, oh yeah, you and your wife decided, yes, yes. No, no, no, your wife and you were both outraged. You walked out of there like, honey, that guy, what a creepo. I mean, to think there's a guy with massage tables and a sex swing in a dildo room just six steps from our house. I mean, believe me honey, you'll never catch me

commuting to f*** Palace Avenue ever again. Right, honey? You trust me, right, honey? And so he never returned. Until...

Files released today show that Howard Lutnick tried to meet or call with Epstein several times after 2005. Whee! Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah!

Yes, Jeffrey, it's me, Howard Lutnick. I'm on your stoop right now. I just want to remind you, sir, I am disgusted and appalled and have a tremendous amount of tension in my trapezius muscle. You wouldn't happen to know the right kind of massage.

My balls hurt.

My one-man show called Lutnick on the Stew. By the way, it wasn't just Republicans in this email dump. You had Bill Clinton, pictures having his cake and ogling it too. Economist Larry Summers, seeing if someone was available to rub his Phillips curve. Look it up. And Bill Gates apparently getting gonorrhea from a Russian hooker. Allegedly! Yeah, f***ing true!

God damn it, Clippy! Not now! Clippy! You're not helping! F***ing clippy. All these names, all these emails, images and videos. What do they amount to? Lots of additional pictures and documents, but there is nothing in the Epstein files

released today that shows anyone new can be prosecuted.

Well, of course, no, of course, of course they can't be. It's completely believable that Epstein and Glenn Maxwell are solely responsible for supposedly KGB and Mossad, billion dollar multinational sex trafficking ring. It's really a mom and pop operation. I think that's pretty clear.

You've already seen the millions of documents that the FBI has worked on for months to flag mentions of Donald Trump. I'm sure the 2.5 million remaining documents that we haven't seen will be no different, right? Trump, lawyer, and also guy in charge of files that might implicate Donald Trump?

This review is over.

Okay, well I'm satisfied.

That's fine. No further questions? Look, man, we always knew that the people at DOJ releasing these documents weren't on a fact-finding mission. They were running interference. And the guy they're running interference for seems very satisfied with these results. I didn't see it myself, but I was told by some very important people that not only does

it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.

I'm totally innocent. I mean, look at me. Do I look like the kind of a guy who would fly around on a billionaire's sex plane? Explain? None of these dudes, they've been on the plane, they've been on the island, they've been to his house, they've given him creepy cards with pubic hair, they've been accused by a multitude of women of a multitude of wrongdoings and nothing has happened to any of them. Any of them. Oh, except Prince Andrew.

Oh, Prince Andrew, stripped of the title Prince. Ooh, such a penalty. Now it's just Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Ooh, one more time, buddy, and you'll be busted down to Andy Mountbatten Windsor. You know, I got to be honest. I'm just not sure anybody is going to be held accountable for any of this.

I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. And in fact, if you look at the DOJ, they announced, you know, they released three million pages. It's like this is all they're supposed to be doing. And, frankly, the DOJ, I think, should just say, we have other things to do.

And, boy, and boy does the DOJ have other things to do. You know, looking into this decades-long sex-trafficking network for the rich and powerful is stopping the DOJ from getting the people who who really deserve to be punished.

If you are here illegally you gotta go!

Why? Because you're breaking the law.

No one is above the law.

This creates a two-tiered system.

There's no accountability, there's no enforcement.

It breeds fraud and crime and all of the other problems that come.

I want sanctuary city policy to end.

-$2.5 billion. -$1.5 billion. -$1.5 billion. -$1.5 billion.

-$1 system of accountability. And to quote Lindsey Graham there, sanctuary city policies have to end. Well after watching the politically well-connected skirt any form of legal accountability for horrible f**king crimes, it seems pretty clear to me that there is a sanctuary city in this country. But guess what? This kid don't live in it.

The real sanctuary city is where money and power protect you from the consequences of sex trafficking, or influence peddling, or taking half a billion dollars and giving away America's AI infrastructure. Not the small Midwestern city where trying to help a lady get up after she gets maced gets you shot in the back of the f***ing head. That's the real sanctuary city.

And these are the motherf***ers who live there. Give me the right picture. Give me the right picture.

Yeah.