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Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (Elimination Mode) | Smosh Mouth 134

Try Not To Laugh: The Podcast (Elimination Mode) | Smosh Mouth 134

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0:00

Hi, welcome to Smosh Mouth. I'm Shane.

0:03

And I'm Amanda. And we have a very wonderful guest with us today, Trevor.

0:07

And I'm Trevor. Pretty cool. Great. Today we're playing a really fun new game. It's a new game.

0:14

It's kind of new. It's basically based off of our live shows.

0:18

Yes. We're playing Try Not To Laugh.

0:20

A new game. Try Not To Laugh.

0:22

The new game, Try to laugh the new game try not to laugh However today when you laugh you leave you literally leave and then someone else will hop in in our place And then that'll just be how it goes so and the game starts now If you laugh someone else will take your place. Okay, okay fart so I Do you really think that was gonna get me. That's what you're going with

0:45

It almost got me. Yeah

0:49

We're talking about pizza rolls a second ago, and I was saying how pizza rolls are they're true I forgot that when I was a kid I would munch on those. Yeah

1:00

Yeah, what else are you munching on

1:04

Huge Yeah, what else were you munching on? Huge

1:07

Let's go. All right, Olivia. Make me laugh. Hi. Whoa. Hi smaller really tense

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Like a spring. Hi. Oh my god There he is

1:20

It's you and me not giving the seat up. I worked hard to get here. Kid named seat. What did you say? I said kid named seat. Like instead of kidney stones you have kidney seeds. Yeah, they're not stones yet. They're little pebbles. You gotta water them.

1:35

I can't even look at Spencer man. I can't even look at him. No just look at me Trevor. Do you guys have any bits? Anything funny?

1:46

No, that was kind of a last minute.

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Oh, yeah.

1:49

When you said that pizza rolls were basically egg rolls.

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So you didn't let me finish. I wasn't saying they were basically egg rolls.

1:55

I'm saying the technology of pizza rolls is based on egg

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rolls.

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No.

2:00

No. Like, it's the same. I don't know what kind of, like, breading it is, or if you'd even call it breading.

2:06

I knew you were Chinese for, like, two years.

2:08

But you were wrong.

2:09

You were Chinese for two years?

2:09

I was Chinese for two years. You know, I kind of rolled back on the Chineseness.

2:14

I just saw Angela ask, what is Chinese?

2:18

You're looking at it, Angela.

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You're looking at you want to know what Chinese is it's us. I take my hat off. I'm wearing a Chinese hat Whatever a Chinese I don't know what a Chinese hat is

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They're probably all kinds of hats because it's a huge country. My mom probably knows what a Chinese hat is. Yeah, you're beautiful mother Angela's mom is beautiful, too. Thank you. Thank you We got to get them out. What we got to get you guys meeting in 10 minutes, so okay really gotta get I'm literally not leaving

2:50

I like your glasses not a bit. It's fun. Why did it sound like a bit dude? Me complimenting over a bar. Hey, you look beautiful. Not a bit Damn I feel like I'm like a killing street you are yeah, it's like when you're playing Call of Duty What's up Olivia, I was where the shirt to the airport the other day I was like the you can't So Spencer's wearing a modern warfare Modern warfare to which features than a Russian mission. Yeah, which I do not endorse

3:28

Yeah, not agree with actions not funny of those guys

3:32

Actually wish I could take myself out of this right now. I'm sure

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I'm not gonna laugh

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Sorry, my my aura ring keeps giving me notifications. It's crazy Not and nobody will know what it says but me just says it just says my heart rates 150 which is good It's good. It means I'm going your heart is beating

4:03

What's the funniest thing you've ever heard the funniest thing I've ever heard I I do I do have a crazy story Okay, let's legit legit. So um, and this is my uncle story. Oh The story about my uncle is that a game? That's a video game anyways, so he was there was they were at like a a it was like a restaurant like a diner and it was super late night and Things got like rowdy. this was in college era.

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And I'm probably gonna butcher the story,

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but there is like kind of a punchline to the story. And-

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It better be so funny, cause I have to make it to this meeting.

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Okay, okay, I'll wrap it up.

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You gotta make Olivia laugh. So like, things were getting rowdy, things were getting really rowdy. Like I don't want to say like a scuffle broke out But it's something like that and my uncle kind of like stood up to him and like and like no one had really stood Up to this guy like I think there was like an instigator and he was and and he was like Oh like you're gonna like you're gonna like stand up to me blah blah blah and my uncle said something along the lines of like Oh, like I'm not scared of you and the guy just leaned over and put his hand on his chest, he's like, then why is your heart beating so fast? And I was like, that's the craziest shit you could ever do.

5:07

That's nuts.

5:09

Like not even a fun, I mean it is funny, but it's like, it's more just like, can you imagine that in like a movie or something like that?

5:13

That's a bold move.

5:15

Wait, I feel like that's also a pickup line.

5:17

Yeah, it's like you do the avatar, I see you. Just be like.

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I don't know that, I don't know that.

5:27

You don't know Avatar? James Cameron's Avatar?

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I know Avatar, but I don't know when they did that.

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I feel like this would be a, cause if I, say like if you're at a bar,

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You got three minutes was a fake laugh.

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It doesn't matter, it counts.

5:49

Bye Olivia, good luck.

5:55

Guys, I think that that was a fake laugh.

5:57

It probably was a-

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I don't have a fake laugh, stop it.

6:00

I did kind of laugh, so.

6:01

Have you guys ever been beat by Olivia?

6:04

Like physically? at a video game Wow, what an entrance I was gonna say, I think that counts I think here the funniest prank would be if like Olivia came on and her mic was not plugged in. Oh That would be devastating and we just ignore her the entire time and we just talk back and forth

6:27

I'm Chinese. Okay, okay, I can't.

6:30

I'm sorry.

6:31

I hate you. You weren't even texting anyone. Hey, Daryl!

6:35

Get off Tumblr and get your head in the game.

6:36

I'm not on Tumblr.

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She's on Pinterest. Were you ever on Tumblr?

6:39

Oh yeah, big, hardcore.

6:40

Really? What was your fandom? I was big on Tumblr. What was your biggest post on Tumblr?

6:48

Yeah, of course. It was all Rent. It was Rent? No, no, I've seen Rent. I've seen the movie Rent.

6:56

And what do you think about the AIDS crisis in the 90s?

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It's bad. Really bad. Was it in the 90s or was it also 80s? I thought it was 80s was the primary. I think it's 80s and 90s, but rent takes place in the 90s. You know what, it's still happening today. Yeah, and you know what, did you think about that? I think that's why I was like, oh, for me it's not the 90s, it's a continuous thing.

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It's right now.

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So for you, AIDS is the 80s. Oh my god, like it's so come on so I Was trying I'm trying a new diet, okay, let's talk about it um, I

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Just I'm I heard that. Okay. So the broccoli cauliflower that family of foods makes you apparently gassy

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It has like I literally can't do broccoli. It hurts. It hurts mop lot hurts. Lodmop, lodmop, lodmop. Yes, no, I know what you're talking about.

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It's a anti-acid diet, right?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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What?

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I have done this diet before. It's lodmop, lodmop.

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It's no tomato, no garlic.

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It's heavy acid foods. Literally, it's almost impossible. And then I realized why I was having so many bloating issues. You can't even be here right now Scarfing that. What are you talking about? You're trying to giggle. I'm not trying to giggle. I'm genuinely a little fascinated You're gonna give up tomatoes and garlic. I tried it's really hard. It's really yeah, I could tomatoes garlic broccoli But cauliflower is okay talking genuinely if you just get you if you keep raising your fiber intake, you'll get used to it. Your fiber intake? Yeah, broccoli and cauliflower, they just have a ton of fiber in them.

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It's like, it's a lot on your body to like, so if you start eating a ton of broccoli, your body's like, oh my God.

8:33

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9:52

Okay, back to the show.

9:55

Why do I do that?

9:56

I don't know.

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I don't know.

9:58

Here's something. What's up? What happened to Fiber One Bars? Where'd they go?

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As a cup.

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Into my mouth. No, but remember they were-

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So dumb.

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Fiber bars were good.

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This is actually a great question. What happened to Fiber One bars?

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They took over the nation.

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I'm sorry, you're not supposed to be here.

10:16

I don't think I was in the-

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You were not in the nation when Fiber One bars? They took over the nation. They did, right? It felt like at school we were all eating Fiber One bars. Did your mom ever do like the Fiber One, Crystal Light, Slim Fast diet?

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All women did.

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Right, Trevor?

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26.

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Oh, my God.

10:36

I will not be laughing at that. The Chris Kyle of jokes, am I right? I'm not laughing at that.

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I'm not laughing at that.

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I'm not laughing at that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Slim fast and our mothers. You asked me a question and I answered it. And now you're staring me down.

11:07

Like what happened to women talking about slim fast?

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Yeah.

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What happened to crystal light? A little powder in your water and yum, yum, yum.

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You have sparkling something.

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I think it's still around. I had crystal light in the house.

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I caught my mom drinking Celsius out of a wine glass.

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No.

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Not knowing it was super like an energy drink. And she goes, this stuff boosts your metabolism.

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Boost? Poos? Poos.

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Poos.

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Boosts your metabolism. And I went, like speed in the 80s? That's what she was like. She was just crazy.

11:38

Yeah, did your parents do drugs?

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Boo, likely not. Maybe. I feel like I vaguely remember my mom talking about like smoking a joint in high school or something. I don't know.

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I'm trying to think like, would you hang out with your parents if you met them at your age now?

11:56

Ooh, great question.

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Like my parents right now is the same.

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Your age, well, when they were that age. Like I always think, I wonder if my dad was like, too cool for school, or if my mom was like.

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I think I would hang out with my mommy, but not my daddy.

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I can't.

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Swipe.

12:17

Looks like Joe Rogan's back on the menu, boys.

12:20

No!

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Yeah, okay, so we get to start a whole new conversation.

12:25

There was a point during Smosh Hospital where it was like all guys in our one dressing room

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and we devolved into like dude talk so fast. It was actually insane. It does happen.

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But it was kind of like refreshing

12:43

Yeah.

12:44

Yeah. My bedroom. Sick dude. Having like... How many

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men have you had sex with in one day? Four. Welcome back to the program. Wow it feels

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really good to be back here. I wonder why Chance got out.

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Anyways.

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If someone is not watching this, oh my gosh, they're just listening to different voices at random times.

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We're gonna add in like,

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stop sound effects of footsteps leaving and entering.

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What's my footstep?

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Probably huge.

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I can't.

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It's gonna be like Jurassic Park, the water. Because you're tall.

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The ball.

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Oh, this is a scary three.

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Yeah, yeah.

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First person to say something loses all power.

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So I'll take the bullet. but I know we all care about yeah Yeah! Let's talk about... Pee-nuts. That was bad, Amanda.

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I just did like a two hour long impression of Amanda. It wasn't two hours. You did, and also you're wearing eyeliner right now and have you thought about wearing eyeliner just in general? You know, I've gotten that before, but no.

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14:20

Cause your eyes are biblical.

14:22

They sting. It stings my eyes when I put on eyeliner.

14:24

I can't get eyeliner off. Your eyes are biblical. They sting. It stings my eyes when I put on eyeliner. I can't get eyeliner off. Yes, I just scrubbed in the bathroom and I used makeup. Someone also told me Vaseline.

14:31

Who told you that?

14:33

They're not well.

14:34

What? OK.

14:36

Vaseline.

14:38

Oh.

14:38

No, it'll clog your pores.

14:40

Coconut oil might also, too, but I like it.

14:43

Yeah, I feel like that's not that much different

14:50

You're just really pushing this coconut oil. Yeah, it works for other things too. Have you?

14:53

Yeah, I'm not black. I use coconut oil shea butter

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nice, oh

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Okay Spencer's making black jokes in the wings

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Yeah, sir. Don't make black jokes in the wings if If you're gonna make black jokes, you have to be up here making black jokes in front of Chance. Yeah, you gotta stay on, with the spotlight on you.

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You have to have your face on camera.

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Yeah, if Chance is not here, you cannot make black jokes.

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That's true. Yeah, only Spencer. Hey guys. Hey, so you know, anything we wanna talk about? I did roast you for a long time,

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but what are your top five favorite movies?

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Yeah.

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That was hilarious.

15:32

Death Becomes Her. Death Becomes Her. What Lies Beneath.

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What Lies Beneath.

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Did I ask you?

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What is going on?

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I just know them.

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He knows them.

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Double Jeopardy. What's the witch one? Practical Magic. Oh, Practical Magic. That's number one. They're all from like the 80s. Yeah

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That's all I have to say about that.

15:51

Rent. You like rent? I love rent. I saw rent on Broadway. I love talking about the AIDS crisis, but we don't need to get into it. She's itching to talk about AIDS again. Yeah, that's what she loves. I, wait, did you guys enjoy the Rent movie? I have not watched many.

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Yes, of course.

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I've seen the Rent movie with Idina Menzel.

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I sure, I, she was in the original Broadway performance. She's in every single Broadway performance.

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That's so true.

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Come on.

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She's not in Spelling spelling bee which you saw. Oh, I did. It was so good My friend's a great show about it. Yeah saying that I need to go see spelling bee and that

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You would think the letter good assistant principal. Really? Yes is the assistant principal good. She's like big I love talking about musical theater. You're out. Oh, yeah Musical theater musical theater. Okay spelling cuz I don't know a ton. So it's like nice to talk to people who know stuff. Yeah So I guess I would be cast as the big assistant principal in spelling B I didn't know that spelling B was a I've never heard of it before do they like sing the letters while they're spelling it out?

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Oh, it's like

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Probably that makes sense. Yeah, cool

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Wow Probably that makes sense. Yeah, cool Wow Yeah, I don't know if it sounds like something I'll ever see because I don't have someone to like really explain it Yeah, that's so true. I think if there was someone here to really dive in deep into spelling me. We probably see it Wait going back because you guys hear that up a couple times someone stepped on a goose We brought it up a couple times, the movie burlesque you know how I sent a voice memo just to Angela unprompted just like wagga wigga wap hootie and she knows it. I'm sorry excuse you do that impression again? I can't do Cher. Wait do that impression again because it sounded like you have something in your

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teeth. Wagga wigga wap hootie. I know I can't do Cher Okay, this is perfect. This is the duo that I wanted Because because Courtney's like this is the best movie and then a man it's the best movie and I watched it I was like you know what I think this is what what my version of burlesque is genuinely. I think it's bloodsport a Movie that I'm like that's the best movie ever it's not a good movie I it's not a good movie It's awesome. What's blood sport about blood sport is John Claude Van Damme going to an underground fighting competition in China And he okay, it's like all these ridiculous fighters from around the world

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Okay, that sounds like a good comp like a different. It's ridiculous. Yeah, it's not well-written Have you seen road Roadhouse Oh Roadhouse is another good example right now some of the 80s Probably in my top ten Roadhouse is actually probably a better cuz it's similar to burlesque where he shows up to this place See right. He's new there. Yeah, I watched burlesque Courtney was like, can we watch burlesque? and I was like sure and then it starts and it's like And you're like damn so go

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It's so free should do like my candle karaoke, oh That's like we're back at rent. Yeah, sorry

18:50

I wanted to take it back to ranks I thought you might want to talk about right cuz I love right I love right

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Yeah, I wrote a paper on Jonathan Larson when I was in middle school. The paper was ten pages long not double spaced

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That's not double space. You remember in school. I I don't know if you guys just came swiftly after. Did you get in trouble for that? Because you should double space it.

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Okay, so every teacher was different. I remember every teacher was so different about like double space. And do you remember it was like three pages and you're like, oh my god, oh my god, double space, single space, double space, single space.

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And they'd be like, single space. That's diabolical. I was using chat GPT back then. No you weren't. Yeah, before it was invented. How were you?

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It was invented.

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How were you doing that?

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How are you? How are, I'm good. No, how were you doing that?

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You weren't.

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Yeah.

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He just could do that.

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I could do that.

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You just do that?

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Yeah, there's it was like one of the first you know in a while that does really good audience participation like really good and it's so Fun. I don't know about this new production how much they're in the audience or not But in the original it they it's such a good musical you would love it. You would really love it

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Anyway, it was last musical you saw in person in person? I think I've only seen one and it was the Dells Cowboys Cheerleaders. It was Spring Awakening I know I go at the Pantages and honestly, I had no idea what was going on Yeah, I was very far back and I just didn't know the plot or anything and I was like, I don't know what's happening

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That's good. some good songs in it. Yeah. Music's really pretty.

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I struggle to keep up with musicals. That's probably Keanu's go. The only movie musical that I like love and I saw multiple times was Les Mis. And I think it's actually the live record, like how the music, the audio's live made it easier to follow along.

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That's interesting for me because I feel like you said with musicals It's hard for you to understand the songs when they're plot and lame is is all plot on music. I know

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Something about it. I Lyrics like it takes us a couple listens to a song to like really get into The lyrics and for those to click and yeah for a musical when it's all

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You what it's like I'm listening to the music. I'm not listening to the lyrics like I need subtitles

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I mean, that's why I like musicals that are plot in the scenes and the songs are emotion because it's like They say like when you can't speak you'll sing like your emotion feels so much that you sing. So yeah It's I'm not funny if I try to be. That's what I just learned. And this place is all about...

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None of us were trying to be funny.

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We were having a good conversation.

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And I felt the pressure like, okay, now go back to the bit and make them laugh. And I can't do it. I just have to naturally... Your brain was like... ...

21:44

Let's talk about family guy

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Tag me out

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No

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That hurts really bad that hurts really bad back to the boys Okay, so let's talk about musical theater some more Angeles No, Angela's gone. That's good. See you see what I'm doing here Hey chance, let's do let's sing light my candle next time at karaoke. That would be so fun Oh, is there any good true crime stuff going on? Yeah, true crime or like cuz I don't keep up with You know what's been happening either. I don't as far as I know there's no serial killers crime has been you know

22:25

They they got the pre-cogn like we solved murder. I feel like it's been a long time since Was that a minority report joke? Yeah? Yeah, that's awesome. It was really cool. You pretty epic Do you guys see that episode of Rick and Morty when the they had the pre cogs on Rick and Morty? I think so I don't remember a lot of that show I remember liking that show despite everything kind of around it's everyone was so annoying about it got too popular But then I watch the show and I'd be like, this is really good. Like this is really funny

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So good really like well I feel like it's his face?

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Dan Harmon.

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He's just incredible.

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He's a genius.

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Genius. I mean, I heard he's also crazy. Sorry, I know.

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Like, I mean.

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I've heard that too.

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But genius takes.

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Yeah. Genius, yeah.

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Genius, so like, I've never heard really weird anecdotes about Steven Spielberg. You know who I was gonna say who I've only heard is actually a very normal guy is David Lynch. Whoa. I only heard that he was really normal and very chill. And his stuff is so wacky and so out there. I almost think the wackier they are,

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the like probably more normal they are. Like I wonder if Hideo Kojima is like kind of a normal guy. Yeah, just's like goes. I wonder what it's like right is like. Oh probably pretty normal I feel like he's smash cuts his own conversation. Yeah, like you see what man I didn't see what I did see running man I heard it was mood I met him like when I first moved out here. I went to a signing at amoeba so I have a Edgar

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I have a signed copy of you seen cool runnings. Yeah, I

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Never saw cool runnings Edgar, right? Yeah, I don't think you... Really? No. Oh. Oh. I forgot I was trying not to laugh. I was just on a podcast for a second. That was just a legit podcast for a minute.

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24:09

Enough... too many dudes out there.

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I know.

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Yeah, guys. Gotta switch it up.

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Um...

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You guys wanna pretend like you're playing Fighters Enter Freddy's or something? We did I'm super spooked. Yeah, he really got us. Um, we did play that escape room. That was so fun. That was so that's probably all by now I don't think so. Do you know that air? Who knows who gives a fuck?

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I just want to say something nobody

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Angela looks over at me from across and just points at Shane and goes we got to get him up. Oh

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Spencer Spencer's gonna stay stuck for a little bit Look at he's got his hands gripped You guys were talking about you guys talking about true crime. No, we weren't. Yeah, you were I don't remember sir

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No, you guys totally were

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We played Halo this weekend We did snipers. It was it was us doing jacksepticeye. It was us doing jacksepticeye Yeah, we've been we've been came in. Yeah, he's in town. No, we play online When you play you guys are all in person, of course, so there's like the computer and you can like guys I know that on the internet. My husband plays with a bunch of Russians in our house. No, he's a blip get down

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lit

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Devon Devon all the rush was Resident Evil

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My god, I missed you guys, so that's okay. We have to get it. I missed you guys so much

25:43

Why do you not like you have to get up? We like hanging out with you, but um enough That's crazy, I feel like I should have left for that one every time chance comes back here He's like yeah better watch yourself. He's gonna come in fully with like a hard-on like walking in behind He's gonna hit us in the back of the head with it.

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We're like, stop! Apologize!

26:08

What? Well, he actually- My d*** is not that big.

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Thank you.

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I'm f***ing out of here. I think we've talked about it so many times, but like, assumptions, tiny penises.

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I love that. Assumptions tiny penises It would be very funny that'd be a good April Fool's one would they get us in they don't tell us what the assumptions is And then Nicole starts throwing out questions were like, what is this about? Where you going with this? We like read it off the iPad For those listening it's probably a very faint voice from the corner. It's Angela doing the coal. It's very funny Um, I did I am wearing underwear right now that yes That doesn't have like the pee hole. What do you use? Oh, it's just it's just yes

26:57

I saw a pee hole. Yeah, really really you pull your Underwear pull my penis through the zipper, through the pee hole, out into the air, out into the open air.

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Through the zipper?

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You're lying. You're lying. You don't unbutton your pants. You are doing it, you are doing it, I think, technically correctly though. That is what all of it was designed for. What are y'all f***ing like, full of like, pants around the ankles? It's just ankles, but I like have to- I'm pulling down- I just pull everything down. In the front. Yeah. In the back. In the back.

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I'm shitting, I'm farting, I'm pissing, I'm-

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I hate it. Alright, Trevor. Talk about your penis.

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Talk about your penis. I don't know. I don't know if I've haven't been on the record yet I don't think I want to be on the record now you're you're only like 26 look guys I didn't start talking about my penis until like 27 I got a ducked up circ it just fills up with pee that's disgusting that's disgusting just like a real story really I'm really insecure about it.

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How did they do it?

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Well, it just like healed a little weird.

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Okay.

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It's nothing bad. You just said talk about my penis and now I want to cry.

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Bros crying talking about his penis?

28:15

Dude, I've had like a, I've been anxious all week and now that I'm like, can I not talk about my life, man? Sorry, now I'm listening. I'm trying to tell a personal anecdote here.

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I'm ready, I'm listening.

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I've just been not having the best week and now I'm here and I feel like I'm just laughing at everything because I just like, I'm like, dang, like it's good to be around, you know, my friends.

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But so how do you pee? through the hole in my underwear. What is the hole for? If not to put your penis through the pee! I think that's actually a really good point, Spencer. I don't know what the hole is for.

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I think that's what it's there for, but I think you're psychotic to use it because it's not efficient.

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28:52

It's probably for air.

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Yeah, you're right.

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But it's like covered by like two... Like, you have to go for this little thing? I don't think so. I can't.

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All right, Amanda.

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Amanda, you can change the subject if you would like.

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back to the show Back to the show buddy probably like your son and then me. Oh totally my son you My father and my husband's probably you know way back. Well, that's just cuz he doesn't like gifts. Yeah, he actually he doesn't Yeah, yeah, and I knew that and you like gifts and yeah greedy little boy. Ah, yes True crime I'm doing it Anyways, guys the update of true crime is pretty cool

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It's actually not what there's something going on right now. There's a new true crime thing. That's happening happening currently What is it could be a movie? It could be a trigger warning this It's an IRS agent and he is on trial right now Because he was having an affair with his Brazilian au pair and they murdered two people to be together one of those people were was his wife, of course, obviously awful and This is how he did it. He put her he catfished a guy and

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Made it seem like his wife wanted to have like I like that is fully telling this to Angela over there I'm just telling it Angela. I haven't looked at you guys at all. I'm listening though I'm listening. Are you not laughing cuz you're perfect. I'm not this is not a show you Okay

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So fetish website, okay calm they posed

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Fetish website calm Becca not like hustlers, which you call a lot and you need to stop hustlers You are What Hollywood is that the last time you heard about any form of what are you guys talking about? I did a voicemail a Spencer going to hustlers back in the day. This is a call back Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right catfish, okay, so do you know what a catfish is fish cabin? Yes, you know Yeah, okay. It's like a big guy posing as like a hot girl a big guy doesn't it can be anybody

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Okay, a little guy like me

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Traps wish out

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Some other random person catfish would you consider yourself little like a tiny guy? Oh I'll think about it actively but like I would say like I'm a tiny guy? I don't think about it actively, but like, I would say like, I'm a smaller guy.

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I think you're...

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I feel normal sized. You're big. You're normal sized.

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You're big.

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The only time I think, and I think I've said this before, the only time I really feel short is like, some reason, the airport security line.

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Huh.

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Oh yeah. The air the airport security line, huh? Oh, I feel towered over by everyone and then like the shoes come off and I'm like, I'm even shorter. You're done Yeah, tiny little guy. I see all the TSA security agents like well fidget spinner You're like, how the hell am I gonna get my gun through here? Yeah, I Wouldn't do that, bro. This is the second airport violence joke. We've made today. Yeah, enough. Sorry. Anyways, so he goes on the fetish website and pretends to be his wife. And is like, I'm really into someone coming into my house

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and like being like, I'm gonna rob you. This is real. I'm gonna rob you. And then the guy was like, awesome. So he comes in and he's like, I'm gonna rob you. And she's like, awesome. So he comes in and he's like, I'm gonna rob you. And she's like, what?

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So we don't know the truth, but he dies. Then she dies. And the husband's like, look what happened. She wanted to have a fetish and he was, you know, crazy and killed her or whatever. And prosecutors are like, no, no, no, no, no.

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Did they not know about the affair and then I didn't know about the affair until well

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Of course if prosecutors are doing their job, right? They knew about the fair. They were just keeping it tight

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Get a fetish like that

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Which part the like breaking and entering? I don't know man people people have every so you guys don't have fetishes People have every sort of kind of fetish. This is why this is why you have people need to have discussions. I love it now It's just not a stranger and you just come into my house. That's my plan. That's ridiculous Because I stopped trying to make you laugh because you are like bricked up over there Do you what it's the definition of bricked up? We've talked about this before and to me if it sounds like constipation, it does sound like constipation. I'm like, oh I am bricked up I have not been a dozen sound like constipation. It does for sure. That's what it is. Mm-hmm. You're bricked up

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I'm still not getting over it. It's like I know people do it. It's just like The the concept of using all the like holes in the jeans and the underwear It just makes me think of the alien monster with its mouth coming out of its mouth. And in many ways it is like that. In many ways that is much to consider. Do you guys feel uncomfortable unless you're talking about your tiny little penises? I'm sorry you were just talking about an IRS agent who killed his wife. I'm talking about the human body. And how unique is that? I'm not talking about my big or small vagina. I

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don't need to discuss that here. I'll discuss that later with my husband little big vagina for PlayStation That's a game get out I Guess we'll count that I guess we'll get him out. All right bring in Lisa Loeb You are out of your mind.

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36:05

It's not an insult.

36:06

It's not an insult.

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Is it my new glasses?

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It's not an insult.

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Is it my new glasses?

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Who's Lisa Loeb?

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No, she's so freaking cute.

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Are you kidding me?

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Where's my phone? Someone has to show her Lisa Loeb or she can't do that. Do your phone, can you show me Lisa Loeb?

36:16

I don't have my phone.

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I'm sorry. Someone show me Louisa Loeb. You look like that.

36:39

You guys we can't sing on this. Oh, I really wanted to sing. What did you want to sing Triff? Yeah, forget about it. I don't think that's right for you to be singing be singing look can a white boy speak a little Spanish no

36:57

Okay, you can try you will try take me to jail then you guys excited well, I guess bad bunny already played

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By this point yeah by this point you think it was good. It's probably good. I I don't like like I

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Have not heard a bad bunny song yet that I'm like, yeah, this is my shit. But I'm open to it.

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Okay, yeah.

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I go to Bad Bunny on Spotify and then I listen. I'm like, these are good songs, but I don't think I could pick it out and be like, yeah, oh, that's Bad Bunny. Like, I love that's Bad Bunny. That's Bad Bunny. Where's Good Bunny? I don't know, I don't listen to enough Bad Bunny, I think. I'm sorry.

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I have like, I was just gonna start talking about music, but like, you know, music.

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Can you talk about music?

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New music discovery has been,

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I know this has kind of been a talking point lately, and discovering music in the age of us not usually listening to the radio. Overwhelming choice.

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Yeah, and overwhelming choice where it's, you know, and I did, like Rory, our, I almost said our high school musical director, our hospital director recommended me an album and that was such a unique thing that doesn't usually happen to me

37:58

where someone's like, listen to this album that I did and I do enjoy it and it's like, but it's like I almost feel like I don't have the capacity to for like new music and new artists. Like there's so much legacy music that I'm still trying to catch up to.

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100%.

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I haven't been listening to a lot of music recently. I've been in my car and I try and I put music on and then I'm like, I think I'd rather just sit in the quiet.

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I don't know. Mine's all kind of getting trancy. It's like techno, trance.

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Not a lot of lyrics.

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It's not a lot of lyrics.

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It's the same kind of thing over and over again and it kind of puts you in a space where you're like, okay, now I can have another.

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Trance.

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Oh, is that why they call it that? Whoa.

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Makes you think, makes you think.

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Music makes you trans the music that makes you trans Kim Petras, yeah Cold slaps I did so speak like no Yeah, maybe I Watched Ethel Cain did a video talking about ASMR ain't Change turned into a dart. But Ethel Cain talked about ASMR and her love for ASMR, but then she talked about listening to it in the car.

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And that was really interesting to me. And I have since watching that, I've been a little more open to listening to ASMR

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Have you listened to Ethel Cain?

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Honestly, no. It's very like ethereal is what I would describe it. I think I listened to a little bit of Ethel Caine. It's like, whoosh, yeah. Ethel Caine's, I just know that Ethel Caine's a badass.

39:31

Really?

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Like when it comes to like, they don't hold back. I don't know anything about them, but like I've seen people be like, their posts online. Oh. Like they're very outspoken in a kind of a badass way There there certainly musical artists like that where they do have this reputation It's built up like Chaperone was like that for a while for me where I'm like, what is this gonna sound like like?

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This artist that's like changing like everything like they're breaking things down and then you hear it It's like it is good music, what the f*** is that? Turn that off. But it's very just like. It's almost the flip where it sounds almost kinda classic. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like stuff from decades ago in a good way. Oh yeah, no, I'm like hey, more Kate Bush. Right, yeah, for sure.

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Who have Kate and their Bush.

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Not my best.

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Who have, yeah.

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Not my best.

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It's okay. Oh Kate smooth. Yeah Kate bear

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What is that bear? Is that like a puke type like bear skin? Oh, okay Kate Bush

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or Barbara Bush

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Whoa, George H Bush. Hey HW HW HW haven't we haven't doing a lot of now watch this drive. Oh, yeah Okay, it's very it's very funny. Okay, we can talk about Tiger Woods if you guys want. Sure. Sure. What are your thoughts? Do you ever play the games? Do you ever play his video games? We were talking about golf, so then I was like, we might as well talk about Tiger Woods. He has video games? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tiger Woods PGA Tour. Okay. Okay, like no, I don't play sports video games. No, that's so fair. I wonder if the dudes play Madden videos come out yet.

41:08

I wasn't in that.

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You weren't in that.

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I wasn't invited.

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Well, cause it was Angela, Courtney and...

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Arasha, Amanda. It was insane.

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What would be the guy version of that?

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The guys play?

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Maybe Dressed to Impress, but like there are some like what would be it's like the girls game play like Club Penguin yeah neopets hey got her god the guys play wine all day and, finally, some testosterone. So do you think they're going to arrest the, or do you think the guy, the IRS guy is going to go to prison? Is it looking like he might have a case? Oh, he's on trial right now.

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I don't think it's going well.

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Where is this?

41:56

It's looking bad.

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Um, I don't remember.

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Oh, I was going to say.

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It sounds like Jersey. Jersey, yeah I'm being honest. It's funny. We're not honest. Can you look it up? Like I think it's it's it's I actually don't have my phone

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Because we're not allowed phones on set not like mr. Chips said Yeah Trial trial his name is like banners trial. I'm gonna say

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Can't trust an au pair. What is an au pair again?

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An au pair is a live-in nanny.

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Oh, oh, okay.

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A hot live-in nanny that's supposed to teach your kids a language.

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I feel like there's gotta be really good ones.

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No, I'm kidding.

42:34

I grew up with a lot of au pairs. They were like 19 year old Norwegian hotties.

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42:40

Really, is that what it is? They were au pairs specifically. Why are, is that just like a thing? Au pairs. That au pairs are hot?

42:46

Well, you have to get accepted into the au pair academy.

42:48

Yeah, of course. Is there really like an au pair academy?

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Yes, of course. And they want you to first see what you look like in jeans.

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Yes. I think it's mostly, they've just started doing men. Men au pairs. because they want to first see what you look like in boots and then what your wallet looks like in your back pocket of your jeans.

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That's like a big one.

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I heard that was a myth.

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That's a myth.

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I've heard some male au pairs have to go through this.

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There's only a couple in the country, right?

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Yeah, there's like two. John Vaughn and Cloud. They're from Italia.

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Yeah.

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Interesting. Yeah. Yeah, but you have to be like a certain

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Look, yeah tall

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Symmetrical I guess not big broad shoulders. You have to look like a square with little legs not for me

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Yeah, that's tough. You have to you know cook and clean. Oh, no

43:46

No So they do cooking and cleaning as well. I grew up on Shepherd's Pie, honey cuz Oh Paris. What does that mean? Shepherds pie you grew up in Ireland in the 1800s He's dying over there. I grew up you kidding. We couldn't get a giggle like that for like 20 minutes

44:05

Do you still going?

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Angela, are you? Yeah, Shepard's Pie is crazy.

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What is the health?

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It's gonna make me laugh that you're laughing at that.

44:12

Are you, by the way, sorry about the Lisa Loeb thing. I really, it's just that you looked, you resembled Lisa Loeb, that is what you look like. But anyways, is there any true crime stuff that you're up to date on? I'm re-watching Karen Reed because I want to

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watch it again because I think season two is gonna come out with the second

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trial and all that stuff. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, at Amanda. Yeah. Yeah, that, OK. I'm fascinated by it. I only know from you and Amanda everything about Karen Reed.

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Well, Amanda keeps up on current true crime.

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Yeah, she wants to know who's out there doing it right now. That's a lot. Someone's out there killing right now. It's actually a scary thought. I do not like that stuff.

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No, that stuff's kind of scary.

45:06

It really like, true crime actually, I, it's not that I can't sleep, it's that I just feel like the sense of dread from it.

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And I think current true crime is different. Like I like, I've talked to Amanda about this and I'll talk, I like the classics. Like the Black Dahlia. Well, I like when people retell it. And I'm fascinated by when people, like when actors in the film industry take it

45:30

and then like fantasize it. And it's not good, but I like watching, I like knowing the case and then watching actors do the case. I always think it's like drag for me.

45:40

I think I'm very much, I'm not a big fan of when they do like dramatic reenactments of serial killers always silly You know like Netflix has had like Dahmer and now they're in the Ted Bundy thing I think the only way I'd approve is if they do it But then they add a few scenes that maybe didn't happen in real life of them doing just really embarrassing shit

46:02

Appeals and stuff just so that it's like hey if you're gonna be a serial killer like we're gonna We're gonna tell you a story and like have a scene full frontal and they have like full for tiny penis like the tiny Like like just like they're like we have to make him look bad do everything to just be like oh He's embarrassing tiny penis representation and TV. Yeah, I don't think tiny penis is even like right cuz like I Think that's that's me I'm thinking like just things that serial killers don't want to be depicted at I'm

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Yeah, I don't think that's that's what I would go with I take I roll that one back I'll say a tiny penis is almost empowering. It is a killer with a tiny penis. I'd be like, okay

46:41

I don't think a serial killer would be embarrassed by that. I think it's gotta be like stuff that they would be embarrassed by. It's gotta like really play into like that element.

46:52

Right now when they do those movies, they make them kind of look cool sometimes.

46:56

Yeah, because they're like kind of do it, like it's like drag where they're like making it

46:59

like super silly and hot and nuts and I don't know if yeah it's they usually try to like show

47:05

the victims. Are you about to laugh? You just had to hold back laughter while talking about serial killers and the you you brought the victims you didn't and

47:22

then you nearly broke. I think it's because I felt so insane that I was doing that, that I was like standing up. I was like doing this stupid podcast where we just talked about penis holes. And now I'm like, well, the victims usually are portrayed pretty well.

47:36

And I thought that was a crazy hill to die on. I'm good.

47:41

We're talking about micro penis serial killers and as soon as the word victim comes up, we're going laughing

47:45

Let's talk about literature. Let's talk about

47:47

I'm excited for Wuthering Heights. I need to read it. I read the book. That's a crazy take. I want to read the book. I Want to read Wuthering Heights before the movie even though I've heard was someone someone was saying that they think the plot of the movie Is going to be that You were you were saying? Okay The plot of the movie is going to be that you were you were saying okay? I'll let you once you were in you can Amanda was saying she thinks that it's a woman in modern-day reading Wuthering Heights, and she's adding her own fantasies into the book

48:13

Which I think is a great plot, but it makes me want to read the book So that I'm like what's my own interpretation of weathering? I haven't read a classic in a long time though. You got a clamp there. Yeah, I like to fidget with things And so I kind of like just pick things up, and I don't and I'm like oh, I forgot that I picked that up Do you guys ever clamped your nipples? No? I have any there. That's how I think probably with like it What do you mean probably well? I feel like at some point in my life I've probably put like a like a chip club the chip bag clip or something? But you're saying as like a joke?

48:45

Yeah, not like in a sexual way.

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True, it's true.

48:48

It's like, you know, I'm in a basement with a bunch of other dudes hanging out, shirts off. We got chips down there.

48:55

What kind of chips? Start clipping nipples. You know, Doritos, Cool Ranch and nacho cheese. Ooh, good. Probably some Cheetos Puffs, I feel like, back in 2015, maybe we were eating Cheetos Puffs. I don't know.

49:09

I don't eat them now, they're not good. I gotta be honest with you guys, I have been fully back on Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Oh, they're so good. I'm back, and it sucks, because I know it's not good for me.

49:21

The Trader Joe's Takis. Oh, I've not had the Trader Joe's Takis. Oh, you gotta get on that. They're delicious. I can't.

49:28

They are.

49:33

I just don't like making out with the cashiers.

49:37

I do.

49:38

Yeah.

49:40

Get that cookie butter.

49:41

Mm. Get that cookie butter Mmm I don't know

49:46

I don't know

49:48

I don't think The residents are evil

49:52

This pod cannot have three dudes on it

49:54

We're talking about

49:56

Go, go there You know that feeling when you want to talk but you have so much emotion that you have to sing

50:02

Cookie butter

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Cookie butter is a thing that people get from Trader Joe's. β™ͺβ™ͺ

50:14

Why did I bring this out?

50:15

I don't know. That was really fun for me.

50:18

I really enjoyed that.

50:19

Wait, I want the guitar.

50:21

What should I play? You guys want to hear me play guitar?

50:24

I remember like the thing in high school. sorry, the thing in high school was like- Do you need a clamp? Yeah, can I use that as a cable?

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50:33

Why do you have so many clamps? And where were they?

50:36

Wouldn't you like to know?

50:38

I would, that's why I'm asking. James handed that to me to up my bit.

50:42

Did he?

50:43

Yes. He's like, I need something to elevate. He's like, take this clamp.

50:46

He's like, take my lucky clamp.

50:48

Take this clamp, all of you, and drink from it. For it is my religion.

50:52

It is my blood. Yeah, she's Catholic or whatever.

50:55

I am.

50:55

Are you Catholic?

50:56

Were you Catholic?

50:57

No, I'm not Catholic. I'm gay. Catholic church. I did hear about that. Oof, that sucks. Catholic, at least we got like the legacy.

51:08

What's the legacy?

51:09

What's the legacy? Like abusing power? Yeah, okay, you know what?

51:14

Let's roll it back.

51:15

Yeah.

51:16

I was gonna say maybe like, you know, we have the old architecture.

51:21

Oh, like pretty churches. Yeah, yeah. Pretty churches, but let me just say spooky. My church was pretty, but it was spooky. When you're in the choir and you have to go up

51:32

to the top top, it's spooky up there.

51:34

Well, Amanda, you're pretty, but spooky.

51:36

Nice.

51:37

That's such a good compliment.

51:38

Thank you.

51:39

Thank you. And Spencer?

51:43

Compliment her. you and Spencer compliment her and it can't be about her body nice you even though it is banging oh baby oh my god why am I why am I laughing we don't want to hear it before I go no it's not how it works tell me the compliment break up you're really funny thanks I was looking for Cards Against Humanity over there for some material.

52:06

Damn, my stinky p***y.

52:08

Yeah.

52:09

That's a classic.

52:09

Three bros on the pod.

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Three bros.

52:12

Can you guys believe that's Anthony? I could not. I found out last year that it was Anthony.

52:16

It's so funny.

52:17

It's top, yeah.

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Yeah, it's one of those popular ones. Yeah, yeah hundred percent. It's it's pretty wild Anthony had a viral vine She doesn't know what vine is she doesn't know vine Were you did you ever make a vine Amanda? Yeah, that's insane isn't we? Find Amanda's vines Hashtag find Amanda's morning hashtag find Amanda emails but her emails Amanda vines Amanda vines is really

52:46

It was right there. It was right there in front of us the whole time Wow man demand demand demand Amanda What if there was like at one point a pot like on the pod someone just had a guitar like this the whole time it Just like did not really acknowledge. I bet you I bet you it exists. Yeah, I bet you it exists You know how to play guitar. Yeah, give me a, hey, tell me a chord to do.

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53:07

G.

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G. A. F minor.

53:15

Is this F minor?

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Oh, that's a tough one.

53:17

No, no, no, this is.

53:19

Isn't that F minor?

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Yeah, it is.

53:20

I don't I think the guitar is a little out of tune so it's

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You ever listen to heart you remember that song from Guitar Hero 2 heart is that shit rock played rock band

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Same developers as rock Guitar Hero 1 & 2 So Guitar Hero 1 & 2 was made by the same developers and then after a while those devs split off Different devs made Guitar Hero 3 and then the original ones we need another rock band really bad I don't think it would hit like I don't think they like you know people cuz we don't gather anymore people don't yeah That's true cuz a rock band used to at a party. Yeah rock band. There was yeah, so sick There's a rock band drum set over there somewhere over in art, and that was we would fight over the drum like

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Yeah, the drum was the best one. I never played the drum. I was a guitar guy. Oh I would go for the guitar the drums. I could not do I hated the way the rock band guitars felt bless you They were cut they were mushy whereas the guitar hero one through three guitars were clicky But they were a patent to the clickiness so they had to do a mushy bar. No way. That's what I'm told. One of my friends in middle school had a metal DDR pad at his house. That's crazy. He was popular. I bet. Wow. Yeah. That's a chosen right there. That was it was very chosen. I always sucked at DDR as well. Yeah I

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never I didn't understand how people got good because I was like, where are y'all practicing?

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Like, are you just pumping quarters? People go to the arcade.

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The mall.

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The movie theater. It was crazy in Japan, truly going to an arcade there and being like, whoa, this feels like old school where I'm like, you can tell these people come to this arcade every day. Like, they're regulars. It's kind of sick. Arcade, come to Japan. I'm sorry.

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We're having a conversation.

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What are you laughing about?

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No, I get it.

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It's like-

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She's back here going, yeah, no, uh-huh.

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Like, give her her phone again so she doesn't-

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She's doing the meme where it it's the kid eating cereal next to like the mural of people like talking and laughing and he's like talking like, you know.

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Well, we'll throw it up. Yeah, fine, clip that.

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Hey, yeah, Jamie pull that picture up.

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Jamie is over and Jamie is gone.

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Well, there you got Angela excited there.

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What's your favorite musical?

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I think, honestly, after seeing Spelling Bee I might say Spelling Bee. Wow! The way I never heard of it until today. I've never heard about it until right now. They get audience members to come up and they're like, yes they're competing with the other people and there's like songs in between. Yes! They sing you back to your seat if you lose. It is incredible. And there's two like almost standup comedians that are making jokes about the audience members

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that you brought up, like live. They have punchline and set up and punchline. So it's like a partially improvised.

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Yes.

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It's so good. Angela, Angela. But even the, outside of that, outside of the improv elements.

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Now Angela.

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So I'm sorry, continue Chance, I'm loving this. What kind of songs are they? I mean, they're classic musical theater.

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It's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

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It's very, like a little fast paced, punchy. And so it's a full comedy through and through. Full comedy, there's some heart to it because they're playing like but it's got elementary schoolers That'll have like different upbringings and like how you treat your kids like the kids carry that and this is a reprisal So it like cuz it's an old-school play. So did they change it up for this? They had some yeah, they have like things that kids are talking about now

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just Angela

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We're doing a podcast yeah Some people were born performers, I think Angela is kind of a born performer as much as that sucks to say Hurts, but it's true. Yeah But yeah, no, I would like to see I never got to be on that one show we did a spelling bikini wax Oh, that was a crazy. It was are you familiar with that show? No, it was yeah show that Sarah Whittle pitched and hosted where you were fully in like on a bed and they had like a box to cover your

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body, but you had Wax strips down there and if you got something wrong, they would That was truly the vibe back then that was everything was punishments. I there okay If you're going to pitch a show you should be willing to do it. Oh She did do it. Um, that was the vibe to nobody pitched things I hate that but it was just everything was punishment. I'm not gonna get punished.

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That was one of the things, and not to out, but we were talking about hair in the dress rehearsal room, and I was like, yeah, I've got, I'm really hairy. So I'm like, I feel like it would've hurt me more.

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Yeah, I'm's so fine. Um, I'll say I'll see Spilling Bee At some point though. Is it gonna be on Netflix? Yeah, is there gonna be a movie of it? There's gonna be a movie when can I probably not? Yeah, is it in LA at any point? I don't know Where'd you see it New York? I was in New York for a week. That's cool. Big Apple. Big Apple. Did you have fun? I don't think we've talked about it yet. No, I just got back. Well days ago. Yeah fun. It was super fun. That's great That was beautiful, yeah, that was a really good moment Alicia Keys still have the guitar yeah man can you play guitar nope you can play something right well surely love games and in high school I played a

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little bit of mandolin how crazy is that mandolin yeah a little bit. And a Lin Canto. That was awesome. That was good. Now I own a guitar. And a keyboard. It's one of those things that I have practiced and I can play some chords, but I'm not any good at it.

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And I don't practice enough to be good.

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Use a little smoke on the water.

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That was me with my saxophone.

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Lisa Simpson.

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I did play it in middle school and I enjoyed it and then it sat in my trunk for a long time and then my car got broken into and they stole my saxophone. No!

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Do you think you ever played it?

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You could have been the next Miles Davis. Like I woke up in the middle of the night and heard someone playing beautiful alto sax and I was like, what? And then it was because they'd broken into my car and they just immediately immediately wet the reeds and played it Angela's got darts on her glasses right now

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Hey, I bet you love wetting that reed and I was emptying my spit valve. You were wetting that reed

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Yeah, it's it's part of it. It's what I hated most about saxophone Well, so you have to wet the reed but on trumpet and trombone you had to you had to empty the spit valve. It's disgusting. Are you familiar with that, Trev? Yeah.

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OK.

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I know about that. I wasn't in band.

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And your parents talked to you about the reeds and the spit valve.

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Yeah.

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And then I play a little guitar. I'm like.

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Play By La Mose.

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Oh, I can't. We can't for that. Anyways. Every time I heard Baila Mouse, I was like, this is about me. I bet you did.

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I'm in the music video.

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Is that Enrique Iglesias?

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Yeah. It's Enrique Iglesias.

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I remember Jimmy Fallon doing a bit at, it was like the MTV Music Awards where he kept, because Enrique Iglesias has like that mole. Enrico? Enrique. Yeah, sorry, Enrique Iglesias has the mole. And Jimmy Fallon kept like,

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every time he would turn away, he would like add to the mole.

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Holy moly, moly, moly.

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The mole would get bigger every time he came back. And I didn't really know what he looked like, so my mom had to explain the bit to me.

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Classic Jimmy Fallon. culture things was me seeing a joke about it and asking my mom to explain it. Funny, funny. Do you know what my sisters set me up to do?

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And yes, I'm gonna talk about my sisters from the East Coast. They made me go up to my dad and ask him what testicles were.

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What did he say?

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Asked your mom. He's like, I have no idea. Why would your mom know, dude? I don't know, he just wanted to avoid it. Why wouldn't she know? I don't know. She's like, I don't know what those are. I don't know what those are. Your dad never told me. What a wild time. I just take a look. Is that what happens to you? It's just like Men in Black 2 with the ball chinion. That one was for, that was for chance. I feel like we've talked about the ball chin. Yeah, ball chin-ian's good. Wow, this was such a wild experience.

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I'm sorry for hogging the seat so much. It's just really fun to yap.

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Talking about hogs.

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But then you were off camera dying laughing.

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Yeah, you would laugh as soon as you sat down. Things are legitimately funnier back there sometimes. I know, it actually is really fun to be on the sidelines watching the podcast in real time Yeah, I'm like I'm enjoying it. It is fun. Even when people aren't trying to make each other laugh viewers be like I know I know that's what it's like. Yeah be smosh viewers. You'll be you're watching smosh and having a good time Yeah, you're having a good time. Yeah, it was really fun. But then when you're on it, you weren't laughing at all. No. Yeah, it's just not the same. No, I get it.

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I get it too. Well, I guess if that's time, everybody get on in here.

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Yeah, hey, everybody get on in here, guys.

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Everybody get up.

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Angela didn't get to do her bit.

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Everybody get up.

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What was your bit? Angela, come on, do your bit. that she's been preparing for about five minutes. She's really fast about this. Guys, this is gonna hit really hard.

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And it's gonna take about five minutes to get going, but once we get it...

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Oh!

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Kids, put the Nerf gun away!

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Oh!

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Why do I think that's funny? Okay, we have Lisa Loeb, we have Spencer, we have Trev, we have Chance, we have Shane. Guys, comment below if you enjoyed You Laugh, You Leave. That was our first time doing it. And I actually really enjoyed it.

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I did. Great time. This was really fun.

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I thought it was really fun.

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Trevor, are you okay?

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Trevor, you okay?

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That was perfect, that was perfect.

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Perfect is, oh, we shouldn't have talked about RuneScape while he wasn't here, that would've been funny.

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Ooh, that's good.

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RuneScape. RuneScape.

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Okay.

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