This player in the world is back.The best player in the world.Once again, once again, I am back to dominate this game yet again, baby.Yet again, dominate the game.Tried to do the queso on the post behind the clear curtain.It said my body was too buried.
So you're telling me they nerfed the queso.Is that what you're telling me?
It can't be.
Mexico won.Won what?World Cup?Oh, they won the whole thing?The whole cup?Wow, that's crazy.
Oh, okay.
They won their knockout round.Dude, I don't know nothing about no soccer.Who's the best team?I don't know nothing about soccer.Who's the best team, bruh?Okay, literally everybody's saying something different.
I don't know.I can't tell you who's the best in Mecha Chameleon, though.You're looking at them.I'm about to pull off some unforeseen, never -before -seen spots today.
Wait, how do you go Q?It does show the map!
Right click?
didn't work look it shows the map bruh that's dope it shows the map right there let's start this game man you have to do before you join a server is cube the metaMan, putting a thong on, got me a thong.
That's hard though.Hold up, it's a map.Oh my goodness, we will see you in court.Oh my goodness, we will see you in court.Jazz with the five.
Body type?Yo, get this off my screen so I can choose this.
What's the noise?I have no clue.Yo, Ella with 500 bits.Hey kids, I've been struggling a lot with my mental health, and there's been some days where I feel like nothing's gonna get better, but watching your streams and videos have been helping me through all of it.Just wanna say thank you, you're an amazing streamer.Hope you continue to do what you do.
Hey.Just know, things always get better eventually.It might take a while, but one day, the sun's gonna peek through them clouds.Is that a G -string?Yes, it is.WLLO, I appreciate that, Ella, thank you.
Appreciate that, Swiggy, thank you.Man, who's the goober that ain't got it downloaded?Check y 'all mess with the G -string?Neon green G -string.I'm renaming my character that.I'm renaming my character that after this game.
Wait, if I re, if I redo my name, will it take my 19 likes away?I can't have that.Ninja with the five, thank you.We gonna soon.Man, soon needs to be now!Fecal philosopher with the five gifted.
Okay, chat, this is the Newtown map, by the way.I'm giving y 'all one flat minute to get this going.Most of us are in a VC, LOL.Oh, y 'all cheating, I'm outta here.I'm looking for another one.Impatient.
No, they cheating, bro.They all in a, uh, they all in a, what's it called?Let's go jazz with the 10.Thank you.W jazz with the 10.Appreciate it.
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Get started freeOh yeah.Come on.Let's get it.W jazz.Thank you.Jazz.
I'm going to redo my fit.
What?I got to redo my fit for what you start with.
That slop is the difference between the one point.
What are those?
Are you what?
Oh, it's the size?Why would you not go with the smallest then?That's the easiest to hide.At least you could show off the G -string.Bro, they took it away again.Down by this.
With the stars, I'm not looking at y 'all.
I'm going in on my own here.I'm not looking over there.It's just me. I must climb this mountain alone.I need a thinner G -string than that.You really going to whistle already?You really going to whistle already like you're good?
Bet that.Classic chat, let me tell you.Straight up classic.I bet somebody's in this one too.Yep.Nope.
I hear somebody walking around.
I'm shadows now.
Wait, somebody's in here.Somebody's in here.A hundred percent.I heard him whistle.I need to slow down.
Jay just slowed his party down.
Tweaking, tweaking, tweaking, tweaking.Is there another sushi?What's happening?they found them i don't know where they were where were they no way i don't think i checked under the uh overpass yet nothing there i think i just unlocked a potential spot no joke i think i just heard a tree fall in my yard gg excuse me there's one more in this area though 100 somebody's here they gotta beOkay, somebody's cheating.That's very unethical.
Goodbye, nerd.There, I know where he is, too.I know 100 % where he is.
Where?
He sells green G -string with the five.Can I point something out real quick, chat?I legitimately feel like I found like three -fourths of the lobby by myself.What was everybody else doing?What was everybody?Bot lobby, anyway.
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Get started freeFirst lobby of the day was a hunter lobby.I'm not mad at that, it's fine.That warms me, that gets me warmed up right there.Yo developers, how much do I gotta pay y 'all to keep this on a loop the entire time I'm searching?Let's be real here.What's the budget for that?
Cuz I'll pay for it.Pay ya.right now wait this is gonna be nuketown map again cuz already have it downloaded one dude main made the game yeah that's insane one dude downloaded what do you mean okay about to say don't put my name up there Kobe I made that never played this map oh my goodness memories why is it shine
Be a log?
Object should be verification theory.I look like a stack of logs in the fire pit.Good news is I'm looking over at the chat and all the simpletons saying it's a terrible spot.That's good news.This should be a good spot then.It's not bad.
Thank you.Am I stupid for this cooked literally nah, bro.Let it let it cook.Don't tell me you're afk.
Don't be afk Come on, go away.
The spot was too good He instantly throws up just at the prospect that somebody might be a log in the fire pit refund them Refund them man.That was gonna be my first time playing that map too.I was about to cook literallyMy bad.My bad.Yo, I don't know what kind of drugs the host of this lobby is smoking, but nobody's playing an 8 -bit lobby, big dog.
Chat, should I go with some wacky stuff today?But I feel like I've been pushing the limits of what's possible in this game for too long now.Should I just go with some safe spots?A DLC map?Neon green g -string with the five gifted.Thank you chat.
Look at this map chat.It's rustWe'll see you in court.It's so bad I could puke.actually really good wait that's actually really good that yeah yeah yeah I like that right there yeah I like that one so high up the crazy thing is I wonder if you can go all the way up here with antenna build and went like white with like red on top go some antenna action is it doing about to say yeah good luck buster good luck you're gonna have to do a whole bunch of looking to see me up here a whole bunch of it why are you looking up here yo chill out get nervous if somebody starts climbing the tire what are you doing never suspect me chat they'll never suspect meWell darn, looks like they gotta handle the huntin' without me!
Was my spot that obvious, chat?Was it THAT obvious?
No, it was a leak.Then how'd I get found?Chat, why'd y 'all just blame it on a stream sniper, bruh? I didn't get stream sniped. I should've known that that tower would be a highly checked spot, though. That goes against my whole philosophy of this game. I just betrayed my own philosophy book. I just betrayed my object -should -be -verification philosophy. Oh, that's an instant mute. See ya. Lost your mind up in here. Yeah, that's an instant mute. It's the lobby in here spamming the whistle.Let me see.For what map?What do we got now, chat?
What do we got?Gamer house e -girl room.okay it's literally called e -girl room that's the second time i've heard something outside i gotta check the weather hold up oh yeah gg the power goes out you know what happenedThat's beautiful.That's my big one right there.Everybody in the chat saying it's bad, which is good for me, which means it's good.
What is that?Exactly.I'm not trying to be hidden.I'm trying to be misunderstood.That is Kaso's object should be verification theory.They're going to walk in and just assume that whatever that is should be there.
Watch.Whatever that is, it should be there.Exactly.I'm about to modded maps, man.My basic maps back, bro.
What did you expect?
First two dudes missed me. but an unenlightened one walked in i mean it's always the unenlightened that ruin it always always if you're enlightened you don't see my spots if you're unenlightened you see them y 'all y 'all sit here and talk crazy about that but if that would have worked the glaze would have been unbelievable by the way y 'all can say whatever you want to because it didn't work but if it would have y 'all would have been tweaking that's happened before so a absolutein this lobby by the way.19 likes, next closest one is 9.Motion.I'm a non -believer now?Okay, keep that same energy when I do the towel strat again.
Towel strat is goaded?Uh -uh.Uh -uh -uh -uh.Don't you say that now.Everybody's made fun of the towel strat when I've done it in the past, but guess what?It's two for two, ain't it?
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Get started freeThis spot is where the object should be verification theory came to be.This spot, who remembers when I did this spot for the first time without the square action?This spot is where the object should be verification theory came to be.This worked last time.
Why is it lagging?
It's lagging so I can't tell what's going on.Okay, they look directly at me.Bro, this thing is lagging.There's no way this can work again, right?There's no way this can work again.
No way No way.No, not again.
My power's about to go out.I hear just thundering and lightning outside.No, don't you do it?No, there's too many of them.This can't work.This can't work.
This can't work.There's too many of them He got me such a simpleton man.You're so stupid.You're so stupid.You're so stupid, man I don't do it, dude.I swear you have to be stupid to find these spots actually I don't understand why these dumb people keep being hunters, bro.
Bros mad?Yeah, man!whistle there should be a vetting process if you're a hunter your iq needs to be over 110 to be able to be a hunter see look and i turn around this dude just right here in the wide open how did y 'all not find him the whole time chat that should have worked man i'm never believing again no okay bet keep that same exact energy right now i'm about to okay you're about to rue this day no no no bet that bet that no 100 bet that all right don't believe this next round no don't believe this next round watch I'm about to do something so unethical, it's never been seen.I'm about to glitch out of the map just to make sure you lose your channel points, buster.Yeah, hold on.Let me get it.
Let me get into a good lobby here Yo jazz with the 10 w jazz with the 10 appreciate you jazz w jazz.Thank you
You're trying to be an innovator, man.
Innovator, Chad.If that would have worked, y 'all would have been glazing.You see me do some just coward spots or some crazy stuff.Y 'all ain't here for no coward action.Y 'all here for some straight craziness.You're doing too much.
We wouldn't have electricity.We wouldn't have amenities like we do if everybody had that thought.Somebody's got to do too much to pave the way for the rest.Why not me?I'm innovating, straight up innovating.Wonder if somebody's in this spot over here.
Like, bro, I wanted the tumbleweed thing to work, bro.I wanted my tumbleweed.I need another whistle.I'm waiting out a whistle.What are we doing?
What are we doing?Oh three left.
I thought I was stuck again, bro.Why am I getting stuck?That's so tough.I'm not even shooting him.That's so tough.I'm not even shooting him.
I swear I'm not this dude's got three another bro could have won that spot so tough I didn't even want to shoot him bro.I swear i'd be mad if somebody shot me there if I would have shot him there I would have been dumber for it.The smart thing to do was not shoot himdude smurfing that's actually crazy by the way we're gonna need to take the square body kit out of the game just saying we're gonna need to take the square the square body kit out the game square body kit tough y 'all about to get mad at me i do not care what y 'all say y 'all about to get mad at me i do not care told y 'all last night i'm not giving this spot up until i get a win on it i don't care prove to you disgusting losers that this spot a winner, man.Even my mom just texted me and said, paint the feet yellow.Mom, I know you ain't doing the same thing they're doing.
She's right.No, this spot, the feet, look, you look right at me.
It's too late now.They're right in front of me. I can't get caught painting.Give me this map again.I'm doing the same spot.I swear on everything I love, I'm doing it again.There is legitimately no reason for that spot not to work.
There is no chat.There is no reason For that spot not to work, bro.No reason Okay, bro.We get it.Y 'all have been a tire and a rim a million lobbies in a row man Everybody checks it now stop but a tire and a rim Common spot doesn't get found before mine gets found do that spot again.I will have my retribution switching i'm mad Did you see the name of the person that shot me?
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Get started freeSo you're hacking.
There is no reason, there is no reason, meow with the five, for that chair strat not to work.Do y 'all want me to get a guaranteed win?Now you got me messed up, I ain't doing another custom map right now.Chat, are y 'all gonna really fault me for trying to be an innovator?I'm a trailblazer.Use the chair strat last night and it worked.
Oh, you're banned.You got a dub on the chair strap before I did?You know how much blood, sweat, and tears I put into the chair strap to not be rewarded?Case, please look up tunnel vision and smart people on Google so the haters stop doubting you.There's actual science behind your methods.Oh, I know there is, but I'll look that up.
pet ideas they ignore broader context, alternate perspectives, or underlying assumptions.Which is legitimately the whole thing that I've been telling y 'all, that you have to be dumb to find my spots.Legitimately dumb.The smarter you are, the less likely you are to find my spots.Like, you have to understand what I'm saying here.Y 'all thought I was making this up, bruh.
Y 'all thought I was making this up.Hence the red ball spot.Yeah, which is why the red ball spot should have worked again, but it didn't.You want to know why?Because there was a simpleton hunting.If I won a game tonight, I haven't won a game tonight.
Basic mode, I'm good, cuh.We good on that.All the real ones play infected mode.Type one if you like infected mode more.
We'll wait for, ooh, okay.So I set the limit to 10 people.
Okay, I had to mute that.Trust nobody out here.Look like the untrustworthy one, though.My name is NeonGreenGString.I'm about to go back to DookieMan12.Still not 20 likes.
I'm getting in unethical lobbies and people just don't give anybody likes for some reason.Chad, let's be real.I should have 20 likes by now.more likes than you cap looks like it's guaranteed win time looks like it's guaranteed win time i'm going back to an old faithful all faithful you sure did give the hiders a lot of time didn't you pal
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
You're done for?There's actually no way y 'all are still saying that about this spot when I'm like five and O on this spot.Are we dead serious?This is unironically one of my top five spots ever, like truly.So good, it's so good.This is the worst hiding spot I've ever seen.
Okay, twig with the five, thank you.Where are you at?Exactly, Hannah, no chance of seeing me.Or no, he sees me, I've just been mistaken, which is exactly what I've wanted.I use this spot all the time, you owe me about $50, man.If there were whistles, you're cooked.
Go back and watch previous episodes, dude.I've never been found on this spot, no matter the lobby.Moist used this spot too?Well, I'm gonna have to send him a text and tell him he owes me 50 bucks.This is legitimately like a top five spot of mine.Sentient turd with the five, thank you.
What's the best?My best ever spot, like the craziest spot, was that bird statue pose that I did.Second craziest spot was the flag.third craziest spot honestly cows i forgot about the plushie the thing about the plushie spot this goober actually ain't gonna find nobody the thing about the plushie strat is is that you can't do the plushie strat anymore because people just check plushies now the plushie strat was only something i could get away with like the first three days the game came out or whatever it was i don't know the red ball strat was good too lumpy with the five thank you cynthia turd with the five thank you the hunter sucks it wouldn't haveanyway, I wasn't gonna get found here no matter what.Sherlock Holmes could have been the hunter and not found me here, I've never been found here.
A human spyglass could have been the hunter and I wouldn't have been found.You're not getting refunded, shut up.No, you're not getting refunded.This spot was not gonna get found anyway.You coping, disgusting losers think you're getting refunded?You've lost your mind.
You are not getting refunded.What you talking about?I wouldn't have got found anyway.You done lost your mind.
Bro, that's actually good texturing, bro!Wait, this is a cop lobby!
Oh darn, look what map it is again.I will not rest.until this spot wins.I will not rest until this spot wins.I will not rest.You won't rest for a while then?
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Get started freeDo it on one of the other chairs?No, it can only work on this one.Object should be verification is the whole reason it should work.Who's looking at me?Are they actually blind?Oh, here we go.
Yeah, here we go.I finally, will I finally, will I finally be, be avenged?I'm begging you, please let it work.Happy birthday, Brooke, with the five.Happy birthday, Brooke.Yeah, Max, you're an idiot.
Good job, bud.You're the dumbest player in the lobby.And it's always some stupid person that finds me.Always.Always.All the smart people run by, and then some absolute simpleton walks in.
Huh!He's on the chair!
dog looks elsewhere couldn't even win in a no whistle lobby get a win on this spot on this spot gave me a like yeah i chose the wrong body kid i was gonna do the one thing that one dude did i was gonna straight steal his spot
trying to be hidden I'm trying to be misunderstood I wasn't aware they spawned looking directly at me that's not good that doesn't make sense okay that's gonna work blonde with the five thank you I see we have an idiot in hereI'm gonna let somebody else innovate.I'm just gonna go with the tried -and -trues.That's what I'm gonna do God forbid somebody try not trying to do something crazy
person is cheating dog that is such a good spot man
You got his IP?I bet.Took you a minute.Appreciate you though.I need to get my, I need to get my, uh, I need to get my, uh, I need to get my mojo back.I'm going stack of paper.
If I get found as a stack of paper, I'm in a stream.So beautiful.It's like watching the Mona Lisa be painted.It's so beautiful.It's Max again.I wish you would find me, Max.
Yo, Max, 196 .454 .1754.That sound familiar, bud?Yeah, I dare you to come in here.That was a joke, by the way, in case that's somebody's real IP.I bet somebody just checked their PC and was like, wait, why is that my IP?Do not have anyone's IP.
Blonde with another five, thank you.
They never see it.They never see it.They never see the stack of paper.Because why would you see the stack of paper?because it's just a stack of paper.
This spot's too good?No!Uh -uh, don't start saying this spot solar with the five don't start saying this spot's good now chat Don't start saying it y 'all was hating on this spot.
Yeah, find me again.Hey, yeah, find me again I bet if I was like a a chandelier or something, you know found me by now get out of my room, bro You ain't gonna find me.You ain't built like that.Get out of my room, bro.Get out of here You look straight at me didn't find me this time you sawWhere are you bro?
Exactly start paying people to just type that every now and then when i'm playing this game likes from this plus likes Swear for two, please like and subscribe.
No, why this lobby sucks, bro Y 'all ain't got no ethics in this lobby.I hope they give me hunter.
I hope they give me hunter bro Not a single like not a single like insane about 50 of y 'all came in there and looked at me and did not give me a like
Has that always been there?Five -year -old, by the way, that would explain why he's finding these spots, because it takes somebody with, like, a five -year -old mentality to find these spots.Anybody sophisticated would never seen it, but that's what I get for assuming people are sophisticated.
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Get started freeBruh!It looks like it's supposed to be there!Yo, punch with the five, thank you.
It's hide and seek.Bro's just playing the game.No, he's not.He's unethically searching.Where's this loser at?You've done it.
I wish you would go penguin hotel.
Oh yeah!This one A!Yo A!This one bud, watch this!
Yo A, if you know what's good for you, you won't find me here.Somebody said bros ulting.
Swear I'm ulting!I had to ult, bruh!Swear I had to!Use my ult, Hunter!
Bro ulted.
Scoober gets found first every time!
It's over.Too many people died.Kayso is undefeated still.Oh, trust me!If there's somebody to defeat it, it's gonna be me!Stop being mad at A. No, you got me messed up.
This dude ruined my night.You got me messed up.Maybe A is a fan.Oh, that's cool.Can I see his Twitch name?Tell Chad about the sparkly pink thong you have.
No, I'm wearing a green one.Neon green one today.I ulted.I had to ult, bro.I had to ult.Had to ult.
I had to.Had to ult.Chad, I ulted.Chad, I ulted.Come get me, A. I'm right here.Even A can't find the KSO.
taking a fortune off you cupcakes then somebody named oh nevermind cuz it was actually cup nevermind i thought he was just saying calling them cupcakes in general nevermind i'm so slow chat what do you want me to do the queso can't be found i'm a case with the five gifted well i got something for you bud he so remainsYou owe me $10, Tofu.All right, last one.Last one.Imagine everyone hides in the queso, then the whole lobby will survive.Is there any universe where I get away with this twice?
Universe where I get away with this twice?This is so bad, bro.Ah, so I see you weren't here night before last.
Hmm, okay.
Matter of fact, oh, refund.All right, everybody left, whatever.Bros rage baiting at this point.I got some information for you.
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Get started freeI did all of this just to swiftly remind you, by the way, guess what the five, just going to swiftly remind you that it worked the other night.Did not get refunded.There it is.By the way to all you goobers that was saying that spot was
bad.
I won off of this 22nd through the 23rd is gonna be one of the most influential days in streaming history And nobody's gonna know until after i'm retired and done streaming I'm not gonna lie this night on mecca chameleon was my best night ever and I could have had it and I could have had another one too if it weren't for the meddling kids and a
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