Two Swift semi trucks blocking both lanes on a highway. Best trucker’s CB radio conversation.

I will be in the left lane doing 45 mph with my 4-ways on. I'm in a Swift. If you go by me, just give a hoot. Really? Go f*** yourself, Bob. Really? Go f*** yourself, Bob. Wave at me again. My name is Bob. That's P-O-B. Frontwards or backwards, it's Bob.