Types of People: England vs Mexico…

Ay yo mum, can I stay up and watch the England game?Yes, but you are going to school tomorrow.I'm not.You are.I'm not.You are.

I am.You're not.Ah?If we lose to Mexico, I'm never eating fajitas again.If I hear the word altitude one more time, I'm gonna go mad.Shut up!

Alright, I'm awake, it's 1am, let's watch the game.It's been delayed by an hour and now it starts at 2.Oh for goodness sake!Oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna stay up and watch it.

Are you going to stay up and watch the match?

I wouldn't even wake up at 2am if my house was being burgled, let alone to watch a football match.Oh, I love soccer.Really?Yeah, the Three Tigers are amazing.Er, we're called the Three Lions.Yeah, and I really hope David Beckham is playing.

He retired in 2013.The lazy git.He's 50!I'm going to bed now, please keep the noise down.Okay, mummy.What did I just - I'm going to have a power nap at 9pm and I'm going to set my alarm for just before the game.

I'll definitely wake up.Why are you wearing a suit?I've got work at 7, I'm going to go straight there from this pub.In you go!Oh my god, what a game what a win I'm so glad I stayed up but I really need to get to bed now So I need a few calm moments and hopefully nothing that's gonna set me off