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I can't see anything. It's because your eye is shut. I can't open it. It's glued shut.
I was trying to put on lashes.
Okay, well, is it something you typically use to apply your lashes?
No, it's typically something you use to glue shit. You break, like, coffee mugs instead.
Success with the mineral oil.
So now what?
The other option is I trim your eyelashes halfway down.
Let's do that.
Okay, here we go. Improvement? No. What kind of super glue did you use? Does it matter? My eyes. There's one other thing I can try.
No, I'm done.
I asked for Dr. J earlier and I would like to see her now.
I haven't been in the hospital for a while. I don't know a Dr. J. Oh, Dr. J.
I'm actually a student doctor.
I watch all Dr. J. Okay, here we go.
He did it.
Oh my god. This looks terrible. Oh my god. This looks terrible. I can still put a false lash on it though, right?
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