Uno - Our Most Exciting Session Ever!

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Is this boring to you Evan can you leave because Tyler wanted to play yawning is a sign of adrenaline

Is it no it is that's how you achieve yawning is a sign of adrenaline Louie. Yeah

Question is yawning a sign of adrenaline

While usually linked to tiredness it often occurs during high stress moments or fight-or-flight situation

Dude, my friend Vanoss is yawning a lot today. Does that mean he has a lot of adrenaline?

It could be adrenaline Okay, my parents are here, I'm gonna go talk to them for a bit.

I'm still around for games.

Let me know what you're gonna do.

You're gonna talk to them for like an hour and a half so I can play Uno.

I can't play Uno?

Can you talk to your parents for an hour and a half?

I'm not allowed to play Uno.

I need footage too, motherfucker.

Yeah, but you also need your parents.

No, I don't

Dude talk to your parents for I man just just talk to your parents real quick

Specifically an hour and a half don't you know that's not gonna do it Bruno. You talk to your parents. What if they die? I'm gonna be back in 10 minutes.

I'm gonna be back in 10 minutes.

Dude, what if your parents die in 15? Talk to them.

Oh my gosh, this guy. Unbelievable.

Hurry up, hurry up. We don't have time.

Start the game. Let's do it. 2v2. Here we go. Let's go! B and F it all the way, baby. Let's do it. All right, I'm team you're on my team you fucking color. I'm not I was on the yellow team It's gone there's like a color there's like a colored plus four now order a lot more than that. Oh boy I swear to God man. Oh

golly Oh, I jammed each allocars! NICE! Oh my god!

It's going!

It has begun!

It's alright, it's alright, Evan, it's alright. 18's fine.

Everyone knows it's legal to have 18 plus cards. Oh, nice Evan!

Oh, nice Evan! Oh, nice Evan!

Nice Evan!

Oh, he's not in your team! Nice! Nice

One after that I like just put them all I

Know there's a reason I was glazing. All right

Trust me Brian you would fuck fuck oh hey before Tyler gets back no we're not gonna lose actually that's bad Louie I just did him I just yeah I just do my I know I gotta do the look look at that look at that dude and and then yeah, we keep it like that

See you just got 14 to man Okay Alright Tyler, you back? Why did Louis just get fucking blown up Middle Eastern style? Dude, we've already gotten like half a video.

Just one more game and we're good.

Yeah, he won't even know.

I knew he'd feel guilty about his parents dying.

That's why he got us all out.

Exactly, he could be in an ambulance right now, but it's that.

Dude, perfect!

Alright, what are the five of us playing, guys?

I'm playing Uno.

No.

No, no, Uno! No, no, no. You f***ing f***ers.

They're lying.

No, this is hilarious.

Look.

Let's not play Uno, let's play Cinco.

De Mayo. One sec, but what if I do that?

S***. Wow. Let's not play uno, let's play cinco. De Mayo. One sec, what if I do that? Shit.

Wow.

Fuck you guys. Yawning is a sign of adrenaline. Is it now? Mm-hmm, it is. Look it up. Sign of your brain waking up. That's what they say at night.

That's what a fat crying retard would say.

Fat crying retard.

Oh, he fucked!

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Oh, he fucked! Or that. You kidding? Whoo, I didn't fuck.

Or that.

Uh oh.

Uh, do I think maybe...

I don't know dude.

Are you drunk?

I mean, whoever gets it is gonna be able to play a 7 immediately.

This is true.

This is true.

There you go.

And then, yeah, and then...

And then what?

I don't know.

I don't know what I don't know and then what just tell me cuz I don't really know What was your plan maybe maybe take?

Give to me give to me just get back to me give to me give to me

Okay Interesting I think that has made you lose the game gentlemen Come on. Why Louie? Why trust?

There's not why would you do that? Oh boy, here we go.

No, just trust.

Here we go.

Shit!

Now, you have to draw a plus four, Louis. Or, or, or. Or a plus ten.

Plus four or-

I had no choice, it made me play automatically.

Oh look what he had. Look what he had.

Well done Louis.

A fine play.

I had to.

A fine play.

I'm going to press the zero.

I'm going to put the zero down. Nothing you can do. He's going to have a zero though after.

Do it.

You think you can stop this, gentlemen, but you cannot. Oh, shitty titties.

Wha?

Yeah, well, that's gonna be your hand now, so.

Is it?

Yes.

That's a good point.

Dude, this is some weird like music All right, if I turn this music on now I need to compare this Louis this is not music are you watching are you watching like John Dick motherfucker why did you do that why wouldn't I do that? Huh? You're not my dad

Sorry now, but still

We mean not right now. What's that? I mean? Mom alone, why would you do that? I had no choice. Not his dad. Shut up, Louie. You know, he's dead. Thanks dad

Don't do it

Don't call your son, dude I'm your dad. Shut up, dude. Oh shit. No go take all these cards, huh?

I knew it

Yeah, that'll help us though. You need these options. You need all these options. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Alright, look I couldn't I couldn't do anything. I couldn't do it You need all these options. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Look, I couldn't I couldn't do anything.

I couldn't do it.

Son of a bitch.

What color do you want?

That one.

I can't give you black cards.

So wait, oh boy.

Look just jump in. All you gotta do is jump.

Oh boy.

Reverse reverses.

I should have done another My goodness, that's a new sound Dolby Atmos

Jake let's go What number was it three No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Why would I do that? Christ Louie God

head Do it dude what? I'm putting this car down. You're gonna let him choose our destiny. Oh, what do you mean? I thought I chose the car

No, he chooses it. He gets it right yellow and red

All right, my bad Louie

We replenish my hand

Okay, that works fine. I guess so, yeah. Oh boy. I needed that.

I needed that.

Oh boy.

We need options.

Yeah, and it looks like we have no option to win right now.

Yeah we do. You're holding like 19 different cards that can win.

He's literally on four.

Dude, they've been on uno Okay, and we took it. I heard that yawn fucking adrenaline coming adrenaline pumping. Yeah Yeah, I'm yawning cuz we're excited guys. Where's Tyler? Coming back. Oh, I'm actually gone for an hour and a half. Yeah

You fucking nice Louie he doesn. Nice. Thanks, Louis.

He doesn't have anything to play.

He does.

Yes, he does.

Thank you, Louis.

No.

Thank you, Louis.

Listen, listen, listen.

He doesn't have anything to play.

Fuck me, this hand.

Dude, it's so laggy.

I might not be the best idea that I

who am across the ocean, am hosting.

The information of the cards has to go all the way across the Atlantic Ocean and back.

It literally does. You know that's how it works, right?

They go on to dig it. There's cables floating deep in the ocean.

Floating deep in the ocean!

Yeah, because the ocean's really low, they can't go to the bottom of it,

so they just have cables floating in the ocean.

They don't have conduit pipes, Ransom. No, they just got a whole fish dozen by you.

Wow, look at this jump in. Fucking damn. Wait, no, he has a 7 though!

He doesn't have a 7.

No, Terrorizer has a 7.

It's a green one.

Yeah, but what's Evan gonna do? He's gonna skip me by hitting the black one and picking green.

I don't see any black one.

Where's the black one?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Oh, he's got a red 7. No, he doesn't have a red 7.

You said he had a seven. Yeah, but it's not red. It's green. Now I have a red fork. Why wouldn't- Ryan, do you know how to play this game? Let's beat him in a second! Go go go! Kill him! Kill him! No mercy!

No mercy!

Kill him! I was painful. Don't say that because then Wildcat's gonna feel like he didn't miss out on anything.

That went on way too long.

You go to the hacker now and Wildcat. Badass.

We text him. You're playing fucking Uno. When are you done?

We tell him we're done now and then I'll invite them to UNO.

Someone's just arrived, I have to go out to the kitchen so I'm gonna leave soon in a second.

He just hired an assassin to kill him.

Yeah, just so you have an excuse to leave. I'm gonna text this up on a Craigslist to fucking kill me.

To anally rape me then kill me.

Okay.

Alright. to anally rape me then kill me hahahaha okay alright hahahaha

unnecessary little detail

and that's good to take care of

hahahaha

alright

specifically anal

is that the only way you can be prime? like I fucking know

I'm gonna jump in again

I got the r-pecs first hahahaha your turn I fucking know! I'm gonna jump in again, hold on. I got the RIPPEXPER! Your turn. I know, dude.

I know.

Ryan, would you rather get ripped in two or killed in one?

No, shut up, dude.

Shut up, shut up, just shut up.

Or would you rather be the RIPPER?

Would you be the RIPPEST or the RIPPER?

Or no, would you be a RIPPEDERPIST? turpist greatest burr of all time yeah that's what you fucking oh shit I should have probably made it. Would you rather be a rapper or? You chose that red really fast. Yeah I probably didn't even need to do that.

Are you fucking retarded Evan you picked it I don't even have red. Oh you got red now! Oh my god...

Dude...

Oh, stop...

What's your favorite Reaper?

Okay, alright, I'm going out to the kitchen.

I'm...

I'm going out to the kitchen.

I'm gonna...

I'm going to the kitchen.

Prime is...

Prime is... Prime just left.

I'm gonna say he defied the session.

Ooh, nice, dude.

Yay! Double yay! Ooh, Louis. Be careful.

Pick the right color.

It's red.

It's always red.

Oh, you're gonna bust.

Oh, you're definitely busting.

No.

You're okay, buster. Oh, shit, I forgot that I was that high. Dude, they're really low.

Not anymore.

Not no more. that high dude they're really low anymore

let's just come back all right it's time for you to come on their back. You got this That makes me plus I get a plus four. I'm gonna you bitch

It's good, it's good I Don't think they have red look how many reds they put on me. I know reds. He has a ring on the reds. No They think the fire has a red? Oh my god!

Thank you!

Hehehehehe

Thank you!

We did it!

Why didn't you pick red?

Yes, dude.

We were supposed to have Vanoss win.

It's already been five minutes, hasn't it?

Yeah.

I think we should phone him.

I'm gonna phone him.

It's been seven

Yeah, I'll phone him and say it's been seven minutes. That's what I say because he messaged at 519 and it's 526

I got him. I got him. I got your call has been forwarded to voicemail at the tone. Please record your message

It's either you're at eight minutes late and you didn't text me back on March 22nd

All right, talk soon. Well, I'm coming. I have my parents at my house and they're all oh he actually did listen to me He hasn't come yet

Starting a game right now just play and then he'll come back and play. Yeah, I just gotta get I just can't enjoy this

It's just too I don't know. It's like Adderall, Uno.

I think it'd be more fun

if it was everybody versus everybody.

Hashtag GBT if yawning is a sign of adrenaline, Louis.

Yeah, we need answers.

Question.

What happened?

Is yawning a sign of adrenaline?

What?

Yes, yawning can cause a lot of adrenaline. While usually linked to tiredness, it often occurs during high stress moments or fight or flight situations as a way for the body to regulate temperature and increase oxygen flow to the brain.

Exactly.

My friend Vanoss is yawning a lot today.

Does that mean he has a lot of adrenaline? It could be adrenaline, but fatigue or boredom are much more likely.

Oh my god. It could be, but let's be real, it's not.

Listening to that UNO session you guys just had, that was most likely from being bored as fuck.

Oh, dude.

Oh, dude.

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

That delivery was great.

Okay, well Tyler, I left you a voicemail.

Yeah, I don't care.

Just like my texts.

Uh, so who's actually playing Uno right now?

Uh, so who's actually playing Uno right now?

Are we playing Uno?

I'm fucking playing, you just drug me up here and said I was playing.

Alright, well, we're on.

Who's not playing Uno?

There's five of us.

I'll sit out, sit out.

I'm not really enjoying it though, Louis. You're coked up out of your mind. You're enjoying it more.

Yeah, but Brian, like, it will be free for all that could be different. Wait, Louis you joined. Yeah. No, I'm just looking around Just looking around Fuck out. No, there's a there's space for one person. We should talk about there. Yeah, I think Brian joined though. So I guess we'll just play Uno without Tyler. I didn't join.

After all of that just...

Are you guys ready for Uno?

Why is Louis a fucking blonde haired, blue eyed, white kid?

Dude, I wanted to be your kid. That kinda looks like Korea.

He wants to be your child.

He wants to call you daddy.

That's not what I said.

You can join Brian.

You can join, Brian. You can join. I know you're excited.

Yep.

Don't let it all out.

Oh, fuck.

Wait, you guys are on teams, right?

Oh, it's free-for-all. It's free-for-all. You said free-for-all.

Alright.

Perfect.

That's a lot of ammo off the rip. That's fine What is that? Well you play all of them. Yeah, yeah

Blues for them he has played it Tyler played this with me, and I made a child bust remember that Tyler

That's true everything. He said is completely true word for word

Accurate can't wait for the Super Mario movie on Wednesday who's down what Super Mario movie galaxy on Wednesday yeah what about it why are

you saying who's down who's down we're in a different you're in a fucking yeah I'll fucking fly over there come on come on if all the rose went together I fly off for that. Yeah all floor This is why it's boring

How that works. That's stupid. Oh Yeah, ladies and gentlemen you pick a color and then you draw until you get that color

Why does this man get six years to jump in bro?

Man, do it again man. Do it again. You got it You got it. You got it first card Who's that dead guy I'm gonna, see you guys later, I'm busted Who's that dead guy?

I'm gonna go play Fortnite

Oh no, I'm on 20. Oh you're gonna- oh I see what you're doing you fucking rat I see what he's doing, I see what he's doing, you're not doing it to me! You're not doing it to me! So you always try to plus-stab me and make me bust You're not, it to me so you always try to plus that may make me bust you know it never ever will I'm not busting I am NOT busting ain't no way I'm gonna bust before I bust fuck no that's terrorizer he's busting no he is FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You both so good Guys

Haven't welcome join the club. Thank you Okay, now you two can make love Yeah the concentration Oh, it's getting close! We're meant to be. Oh no! OOOOOOOOH! NOOOO! OOOOOOOOH!

NOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn!

Ah...

That was really close.

You guys are gonna- You guys are gonna bust together.

No we're fucking not! That's so gay!

Exactly.

That's crazy gay. No way am I gonna bust with him. No way am I gonna bust with him. No, we can't draw you can't draw Oh No You busted into a little girl. What the fuck? Brian you made a little girl bust?

That's crazy.

You busted into a little girl.

You busted.

No no no no no.

I know what I'm looking at. That's what it is.

Wow.

More fake news. I did not bust into that little girl.

Oh my. Soundboard.

Soundboard.

Alright let's play again. Oh my god soundboard soundboard

Alright let's play again oh wait no go left so we can't play again Alright let's play again oh wait no go left so we can't play again

Yeah my career is over