Unstable SMP: The Battle for The Great Sea

Currently on the unstable SMP, a faction known as the Law are trying to take over the entire world. They believe that their king, Lettuce K, should be free to implement his sense of justice across the lands. But naturally, various rebellions have formed, one of which being the Pirates of the Great Sea, led by Jaden Man, King of the Pirates. And after Jaden saved me from the Law's influence, I agreed to join his pirates and battle the Law. However, the Law never intended to fight us head on. Instead, they constructed an orbital strike cannon, a redstone device able to call down nukes at any coordinates

in a Minecraft world, which they want to use to completely level Pirate City, winning the war before it even starts, avoiding any lawmen from being banned. But luckily for us, to charge a shot big enough to wipe out Pirate City, it'll take the Lost Cannon multiple hours. And we already know exactly where it is.

All right. Remember the plan.

We got to blow up the cannon.

Come on, guys. Lay waste their artillery.

Yeah, shouldn't we be in like the back?

Come on, guys. Make rows, make lines. Come on. What are we doing?

That's our Jaden, bro. Let Jaden come in. You're just confusing them. Oh, there's lawmen. I see lawmen. I see lawmen

Why are you distracted bro back up back up back up, I'm sorry. Oh my god, let me okay, let me boat. Let me boat

Why do you have thorns? No, just you're like completely ignoring the plan. I'm sorry, bro. It's just my back up You up! They're gonna come and stab us!

Oh my goodness, I'm so curious, I'm sorry.

I have a visual. What do you see, bro?

I see Ledis. Where? He's in that stone fortress.

Is it time for us to go in?

No, not yet. He's still behind his castle, basically.

Behind castle walls.

Oh, eh, oh. Okay, okay Oh

Okay, whoa Okay, wait, I I see him potting. It looks like he's he I think he's full full net right? That's got to be him Yeah, I have a visual on deputy ace, okay, wait, oh jayman's having a tough time he has like five people chasing him Okay, they need to like gain a little bit more ground before I got of war. Yo that username is tough Who's the god of war Sarge law?

Hey, we're genuinely speaking names

No, how are people dying to genuine arrows? Yeah, I think we've been are all their traps. The battle is like infield. Oh, let's go Let's go

Let's go, bro. I'm only one going what bro

No, I want to taste blood

Joe, what did you develop a blood lust ever since I tasted blood at spawn? No, never mind, I'm hurt I'm hurt

I'm going in

You'll come up over here. Hey, come here. Come here. Hold on, I forgot to store my inventory. Oh my god, I'm such a bad soldier.

We just need to break the cannon, we don't actually need to fight.

Hey friend!

Okay, there's a lot of lumber here.

Hey man, in case you haven't heard, the Great Seed doesn't launch the fires anymore.

Who gave me slow falling? Slow falling. A debuff that completely disables my base

Yeah, there's too many of them for me to reasonably make there's too many there's too many running bro, I'm running again no no

Yo, find me find me a source of xp egg egg a source. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes ♪♪ ♪♪ Bro, do you need XP?

Do you need XP? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay.

If I can fix my Elytra, we can win. I can go fly to the cannon. You need to follow me.

You need to catch up to me.

Where are you?

How do I describe this place?

I see you. I see you. I see you. I the cannon. You need to follow me. You need to catch up to me. Where are you?

How do I describe this place? I see you, I see you, I see you, I see you.

Hold on, hold on.

Get in front of me.

Cause I like, there's no way.

I'm trying, I'm trying to mess. Yo, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me. it okay okay run run run run just leave Slow falling, you're so weird, you're so weird! Are all the pirates dead? I swear there's no death messages aside from me and Jayden. The battle was going pretty terribly.

Our only hope of saving pirate city would be if I alone could destroy the cannon. Wow!

Look who it is!

What's up?

You finally realize that the law owns the great sea after all?

You finally realize that you're gonna lose

Is that why you're finally trying to have a dialogue? No, I'm not losing Really is finally gonna stop people like you. I've got I've been the closest out of anyone. Well, that doesn't really bars kind of low

No, I'm so scared

But I've built myself some impressive allies since then. You really thought the pirates would save you?

Outlaws? You thought a group of outlaws was gonna save you?

Guess what? Just wiped them off the map.

What's stopping you from just Elytra-embasing you all right now? And flying up to that cannon and destroying it? Looks pretty fragile to me, huh?

These aren't regular fighters. These are my top. These are my top commanders. Yeah, anyways

You want to see how that must have spent a long time modifying this to work in loaded chunks Would be real shame if it was destroyed

Yeah

Dude how scared of me are you guys? I mean, it's not unfounded. All right, well, we'll see how good your commanders really are.

Yeah, let's find out.

Yeah, okay, what's up?

What the?

What the?

What just happened? Oh, that shot me a million blocks. Really? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh would take over 34 hours straight of boating. I would have to think of another way to make it back. Wait, I have a trident in here. Oh, I gave it to Jaden. I gave both of them to bro. Okay, I need to get a real tight trident. There's no way I could walk or swim back to the battlefield. What? What have you been in? Oh, hello. I should wear my pirate shield. With no ideas on how to get back, I decided to explore the island

that I had crashed into. Hello. Hello? Nothing in the box. Someone's base?

Hello?

Hello?

Man, I gotta read.

At the top of the tower, I found a book, presumably written by an adventurer of the great sea. It spoke about a bunch of locations around the great sea, all separated by hundreds of thousands of blocks of water. I do not have the time to be sailing that far if I want to save Pirate City. But an important detail in the book was that this mapped dilefname leads somewhere that might have tridents.

This tiny little dot is his tower, And that's the Atlantis place. Unfortunately though, I know this sunken civilization is already explored since I've been there before. However, I don't really have another choice. I'll just have to parent miss something when he was looting that. Let's hurry.

There's your pet shardens here.

If not, I'm lowkey cooked. Like.

Oh! I'm going to go get some water. Oh wait, isn't this like the new mob? Nautilus. He must have updated the server okay so they just left like the massive pile of gold here oh that that's why what isn't this supposed to give me water breathing?

What?

Oh, beautiful. Maxed out netherite pickaxes. Exactly what I needed.

Ooh, wait, wait, wait.

I mean, that's better than nothing. Okay, this is like so annoying. Can you shut up? Like... I know I'm drowning like dog. Yeah, there we go. None of what parrot left behind would actually help me very

much.

But right as I was about to leave, I decided to reread the book one more time since it had a section describing the civilization and after reading for a while, I noticed something.

Okay, let's just like get in. Maybe this isn't explored then. Oh, conduit power. Uh, hello? How did you find this place?

Wait, so you guys just live below the main Atlantis temple? Whatever it's called?

Yeah, pretty much.

Can we help you?

Oh yeah, um, do you have any spare riptide tridents see you have one you're not fan uh no sorry these are only ones well okay it's kind of urgent so I'm with the pirates I don't I don't know if you know about

that fact yeah but then we can't really move around I really don't I don't know if you know about that fact. Yeah, but then we can't really move around I

Really don't have

Okay, I mean yeah Do you know where I could get a type 3 trident then I'm kind of in a bit of a hurry I'm not really sure but would you be able to help us out with something? Well, where did you get your tridents help you? Oh, I Really don't have Are we don't got time for this

Without your generous help from leading me all the way from the market I don't I don't think I ever would have found this place I mean after all you just led me straight to the streets of all these disks. Yo, yo, watch out, watch out, watch out. Okay.

All right. What do you need help with?

Basically, there's some elder guardians around this area and they make it hard to do anything.

Yeah. Back in the temple.

Yeah. We can't build anything that we want.

Can you clear them out? They're kind of scary.

And you seem like a mighty warrior.

All right.

Okay. All right.

Fine. I'll go kill your elderly guardians for you.

Really?

Yes.

Thank you.

Yes.

Can I at least just like borrow one of the tridents when you're done?

I can't.

Why did I even agree to this? I don't even have the time for this. Where are these? Are they even under the floor? I hear them below. Why are there so many? Oh my god. They can hit through my- okay.

I literally cannot swim fast enough to get to them. What am I- Okay, I see why they didn't do my case how did they even get this many into one freaking thing dude I literally cannot move do I have like a crap idea This really does not work underwater. Have I even killed a single one?

Die!

Oh my god! Why do these things have so much health? My entire game sounds are broken by the way. I can't hear anything now. Oh finally! Thank you for letting me hear one thing.

It didn't even drop anything. Aren't these guys supposed to drop like sponges? Like who even just like locks up 30 Elder Guardians below? Do they really not want this place griefed that badly? I should just freaking grief this underwater whatever just cause. Like it's so stupid. Hey, my helmet broke. freaking grief this Underwater whatever just cuz like you

And my helmet bro, that's so lovely

Okay. Well at least my life is almost fully. Yeah, my watch is full of men didn't out dude Have anything else amending? I guess my niece

You're the last one just die just die just die I'm actually gonna die. Oh my god, oh my god.

Okay, fine.

Holy! Let me get all these sponges, actually. I mean, those Elder Grounds are probably worth more as Elder Guardians, but like sponges are definitely still not cheap Yo Hello water chunkies Yo, okay. Yeah, i'm sorry, you know, that was actually a lot harder than I thought it would be but I killed them all really

Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, thank you

Okay, how can we repay you? Yeah, I broke my freaking helmet during that in like a pair of boots. Do you have any spare armor? Anything?

Oh!

I think we have a couple of spares.

Yeah, don't even worry.

I'll bet. Okay, my inventory's freaking full. No, I want those. Decorate a pot. Is this, this is a turtle Do you have like a diamond joy? To have like an actually good

No

There's our best elements. Yeah, okay. Okay. It's all we need you guys really don't have any spare tridents that I can have

Hello, we got ours a long time ago back when the mob cap wasn't as bad, so there was drowned the suspect.

Wait, wait, manatee somewhere. Well, what about old man Lin? Old, old, there's old man.

Oh yeah, old man Lin.

He's not actually that old.

We just called that.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So wait, yeah, so.

If anyone can help you, it's him. Okay. him okay like he's been around the great sea for so long more than anyone else well it's either old man Lin or or a boring the rare item collector ah yeah what okay tell me where Lin is yeah he's up here's all sorts of stuff yeah wait hold on let me try it's Lin what do you what do you need to triangulate don't you need to know the location he's that way okay wait okay could you guys give me an exact angle because I've done this before no no no no Can you guys give me an exact angle because I've done this before where someone's told me a direction in the great sea and then we

Boated and gone the complete like opposites or whatever right here right here

No, but see in the great. I'm like use coordinates. We use just direction. Why why?

Yeah We use just directions. Why why? Yeah It's cool. Sorry. It's just more efficient that way. I'm like 60% sure it's this way 60% So so if I travel, okay So if I travel exactly in a 45 degree line from this point in this direction I will reach this Lin person who will help me get a riptide trident Yeah, yeah, they live under 60% sure to miss 60 all right. Well, I guess that's my only option a Goodbye, goodbye, good luck! Don't forget the island. Yeah, I know. It's very hard to miss. Very hard to miss, okay.

If I miss it, I'm going to be very, very upset. And also a bunch of people are going to get banned, so. I swear, dog, if I boat in this direction and then I miss it, I'm going to actually, like, lose my mind. Directly this direction. 30 minutes have passed already.

If I had missed this, I would have actually crashed out. Especially at Big Island. Hello? Well, I mean, okay, there's no way that this person is in any of the smaller towers. I mean, obviously they'd be in the big one at the end of the island, so. Hello? Bob was a hermit player. This is where I'd be.

There we are.

Yo!

Hello! Oh, bye-da!

Okay. yo hello oh bada okay Yo, are you old man Lin? I mean it's in your name Lin so I'd assume you, sorry I'll let you talk.

Why does everyone think I'm old?

Well you sound kinda old.

It's, no man I'm 22.

Alright well, whatever. Ok well you're supposed to say that's not old. It's... No man, I'm 22! Alright, well...

Whatever.

Okay, well you're supposed to say that's not old. Well, that's not what I said.

Ha ha ha! Oh my gosh, what do you want?

Ha ha ha!

Sorry, yeah, I'm supposed to be nice to you.

Man, these people are...

Um...

Yeah, so... Would you happen to know where I could find a Riptide 3 Trident? Because I'm in pretty desperate need of one.

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. What's it to you?

Really, this other guy?

Well, you know, you live in the Great Sea, right? I heard you were a hermit, you, now, but you explored the Great great sea a lot since you've been here for longer than anyone else allegedly yeah i've had many adventures on the great sea well okay well i'm with the i'm with jayden's pirates i'm pretty sure there are new factions you might not have heard of them if you've been in this little tower your entire life but the great sea is being invaded by another faction from the main server called the law

And you got to help me because I was in a battle with them and we were gonna win and we were gonna destroy their Orbital cannon that they were gonna use to blow everything up. I don't know if you've heard of orbital cans I don't know how long this server's been on for how long whatever Then I got shot by some dumb wind charge cannon a million blocks from the battlefield. And the only way I get back is if I riptide Elytra fly. So, and then I got shot to some tower. There was this book with accounts of the great sea.

So I went to Sunken City.

Did you just met me and you're yapping your entire life?

Okay, well you're the one who asked.

I asked just to know a little bit, not the entire story.

Okay, well forgive me for trying to convince you.

Wait, in all of that, I heard you have a book. You found a book in a tower?

Yep, that's what I'm holding right now.

Can you toss it to me?

You run off with it, I will kill you. Oh my God, this is the Log of the Sea. I was originally gonna rewrite this whole thing. I didn't even know where I left it. Oh, so you wrote that book Yeah, I wrote all of it So that so you do have a riptide trident it's because there was documentation So that cuz there was supposed to be a trident in that tower

Look I can I please just have it and I'll return it after I win the battle against the law? I'm only asking to borrow it.

Uh huh.

Okay, I'm gonna be honest. I see that you met those boulders that live below the Sunken City. You have their helmet. You could have easily killed them for the Rtide trident, but you did it Besides I owe you for my book now

You can have my trident. I basically don't use this thing anyway. I'll bet Riptide three and many yo, thanks dog Okay, now. I just need it to

No problem, bro terrain I just need it to no problem breath to rain Well if you're going in this crazy battle that you're describing you're probably gonna want something a bit better than that turtle helmet

Yeah, plus two armor Yeah, I mean if you have gear you're offering follow me oh All right I'll show you to my armory. So you were like a big explorer back in the earlier days of the server?

Yeah, I've pretty much seen every part of the Great Sea. Just being 22, considered old.

I don't think so.

Those builders, man, they're just some kids, bro.

Oh, you actually have netherite.

Wait.

Anyway.

You should have stuff.

Feel free to take whatever you need for your battle.

Yo, thank you. Wait, are these like enchanted? Oh my god, they actually are.

Yeah, I don't really fight much anymore, so it doesn't really matter to me.

Do you have like, uh, do you have like...

Gotta just sit here collecting dust.

You, uh, you wanna fight in this battle with me? Huh? I Don't know. I think my fighting days are over What you you? You would you sprain your wrist you get arthritis? All this already has respiration. I'm not that old

And I like playing the server it's fun I read again I think I'm just like kind of

Had my time you have a lot of items.

Yeah.

Oh, you have trims.

Yeah, I do.

Oh, that, I finally can trim up. Dude, I've like never used trims on this server that don't look terrible. All right, whatever, I'm using your last now, trim dog.

I gotta go.

Actually, well, I'm kind of waiting for the rain anyways. Hey, is this tough? I found some black some of the back. Oh, well, I already used it so

Man okay, I need to go. Um

Whatever I'll just have the wind charge from a set off to be good enough. Yo, thank you, bro. Give a mace I Got to yeah, we're those like rounded up like when the mafia took power. Yep, they were

Wow, it's impressive you have one. Mm-hmm, I'm the best.

Okay, well don't get ahead of yourself.

Alright, well... Yo, I appreciate it. I'll make sure your island stays safe. Yeah, well I kinda need to wait for it to rain before I... I mean, I guess I can

just start rip-tidying for the sea, I mean, guess I can just start riptiding through the sea I mean no harm in that

Thank you, I'm gonna go I'm gonna go stop the law. Yeah, remember do what you can to win Okay, should just be... What the... Okay. Okay, I do not remember this being here.

They completely rebuilt this place. We lose the battle? I don't know how long the cannon is. I don't really have a choice.

♪♪ ♪♪ I'm not sure. Oh, they have slow flying arrows? Really?

Okay, you know what? I don't actually need to fight these guys.

Should be where the hill was.

Inside the top here somewhere. Because in order to fire, the cannon will need to have access. I think modding fatigue hurts you guys more than it hurts me. Okay. Why can't I? Oh it's the biome is weird. Okay. It's annoying. Oh hey buddy.

I'm so trash.

But just surrender peacefully. You decided to come and attack alone?

Yeah.

Why? You don't seem too tough. Did they come and attack alone? Yeah. Why? You don't seem too tough.

I'm just off guard, that's all.

Because everyone gets alerted

to your presence then.

Right. Guess I can't. Poor fella. Ha ha!

Dude, leave me alone dog!

You thought you could get in.

This guy's here.

Alright fine I'll kill all of you and then stop the cannon.

Is that what you want? Everyone spam slowdown! At least Jaden has the decency to surrender.

You have Jaden?

All of his pirate forces got wiped out.

In an instant. Okay buddy.

Oh just my luck you come to slow fall me midair.

Thank you. Look if you come peacefully, bro

You can still surrender. Why would I surrender when I'm about to ban you?

You're not gonna ban me.

You can try.

Dude, oh my god, it's still falling!

We can resolve this peacefully.

Yeah, peacefully.

So just turn off the cannon and I'll be on my merry way.

You can't do that.

And you know that.

I can't finish

what are we doing oh my god actually do a lot of damage Haven't you heard? The pirates are gone, there's nothing left to fight for.

Alright, let's do it. Why didn't that kill me?

Really? really You know this isn't going to go anywhere. Please, please, end this.

You're the one who built the freaking orbital cannon to- I don't understand how you can- whatever. Because you just didn't find me!

I'm destroying it.

That's not happening.

No, you're not. Just let yourself be captured.

You're going back up here. You know that's where you belong. Right. Oh, crap.

Just surrender. Just surrender before you die in the middle of the great sea and then...

It's useless to like... and Hello? It's broken. You're not alone. Hello? Is there seriously no one here? Hello? And we do need a leader.

And you know, I've been in that field. Does anyone have sort of any opposition to me leading?

Yo, what happened to the city? Why is it?

Bro, it was terrible, bro. Jaden got captured. It's a long story, bro. It's tragic, really. After you were gone gone we just had to retreat man and you know it was really sad because jayden man kind of brought all of us together

even in the sort of tides of war what and he like held all of us close and he said you know don't let the law prevail over all our waters and then it was crazy he maced like 20 different lawmen and there were only like a very few pirates left I mean, these are remaining forces and I Mean you would just see him spin in the sky. It's like next, you know, a death message would appear But I mean, how does this relate to what happened?

I'm getting there dude. Slow down. Oh my god, so impatient. If only you had this patience in battle, like Jaden Man did.

Wait, where is Jaden?

I'm getting there!

Okay, well hurry up the story!

He kept spinning and spinning, but it wasn't long until, in this case, soldiers almost adapted. I mean, it must've been like some sort of military order. I mean, you hear the goat horn whistle, and it's like all of a sudden they change formation. Next thing you know the whole

sky is filled with slow falling arrows. Jaden's mace was almost completely useless and he knew his time was coming near so he brought us all close together and he said guys remember our waters are too vast for the law to cover all of it and you know I shed a single tear out of my eyeball and just didn't even turn around

This is the last that remains of

Jaden's pirates

We're cooked You're gonna lead them, right?

Where are you leading them? We have to save Jaden weren't you giving a speech just now about how you were gonna lead them?

Huh, you know I was a leader that had to be but I wasn't the chosen one bro, I mean you're really built for this That's not me, bro

Yeah, I got no I hold the pen you hold the sword bro. Sure. Yeah, they're cannons almost done I tried going in alone But the problem is they built this like massive new compound like on top of where the first one was With like elder guardians and stuff protecting the cannon to it And then I got jumped by like 50 lawmen and almost died, but I didn't so

That's our leader right there guys jumped by 50 people and he lives And even now he stands tall Yeah, we were about to launch elastic attempt to kind of like okay Yeah, build a TNT cannon and then fired at the orbital But the only issue with that plan though was we just we don't have any gunpowder like because of the mob caps. Yeah. We don't really know how we're going to launch that. Um, well, the that Mike floating trading post probably would have had gunpowder, but, you know, got burned down. So, yeah, so we're a little bit stuck, but this is why we need your leadership.

Yeah,

I think. Well, we're kind of running out of time, we have to do something. You have in this.

Bro, please know.

Is that a yes? of find Jaden and then hopefully like if they built an orbital can they probably have a stash of TNT somewhere so we can use that to blow up the cannon because I don't know where else we're gonna get TNT before this place gets nuked once we get the TNT we'll send some sort of signal for them to attack to give us an open to give us an opening to to blow up the cannon wait so what do they do oh I just said it sorry I'll do my stomach for that again. I'll just say it one more time. Alright. Okay. When we get the TNT-

When we steal from the lava-

Oh, they're a distraction. Okay. Should I tell them the empowering speech now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give them the empowering speech while I gear up.

Pirates.

I've been tasked by Wemboo to tell you guys what our plan is. Wemboo to tell you guys what our plan is. Wemboo and I are heroically and stealthily going to save... You sound like you're giving a presentation bro. Dude I, that's basically what I'm doing though. I'm about to tell them that they have to risk their lives for us. I have to sell them on this. Well I mean they kind of already, that's what they signed up for. Your lives are

actually not at risk, that's actually kept together Anyways, yo, yo, dude, you're distracting me breath We were gonna give you guys a signal once we free Jaden man and you guys do they already know that bro

They listen to our conversation

No, I'm actually about flying you out, bro Oh my durability. Wait, my boat is't have punch too? Oh my god, I'm cooked.

HAHA, that's why you're cooked.

When we give you guys a signal, you guys are going to have to create an incredible distraction, staking your lives at the battlefield. And then, in the sort of ensuing chaos that comes from the warfare you raid from them.

Can we just use like normal words? Like, they're going gonna be a distraction and then we're gonna look the kid and

bro okay okay you guys are going to be a distraction and then we're gonna steal their TNT and we're going blow wait I have a TNT minecart I just realized wait I have a teens do you have a flame on your bow yes I do okay do you have any

rails no okay we'll just have to find some oh you have any rails? No. Okay, we'll just have to mine some. Oh, you have rails? Thank you, bro. Dude, and then bonus objective is if I can steal some firework rockets from the log compound, that'd be really good. All right.

I am also gonna kill these fish because I am mending up my trident and I need to repair it.

Yeah, does anyone have any pets that we can kill?

Yeah, we low have any pets that we can kill? Yeah, we lowkey need XP. Yeah, wait, actually, there were a bunch of horses over here.

Yo.

Uh, the bad news is that I just killed a bunch of people's pets, but the good news is that they probably died in the battle, so I don't think they would care.

Bro, am I tripping? How am I jumping the shortest of everyone else?

All right, we need to go. All right, yo, guys, guys, all right. Follow me and Egg. Egg and I will invis up. When we, Egg, do you have a signal that we can give them?

Why don't we just kill one of them and then when they hear the death sound, they'll go.

Okay, when we get, whenever you guys hear a death sound, that's when you guys Um, all right, let's go. We got to find Jayden as well. Okay, it's loading in. Uh, okay, pod invis. I see people, I see people. Pod invis, invis, invis.

Okay, thank you, bro. I wasn't able to.

Yeah, okay.

I know.

Hurry, dog!

We're just standing in the middle of the freaky ocean. Oh my.

How did it go through?

Come down, come down, come down, come down. We're going to catch it.

We're going to catch it.

Come to overshoot four.

Come here.

Come here.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Back up to the boat.

Please don't drown. Hold on. We need to go. How did that happen? All right, we need to be full invis. Take a totem. All right. Buddy, we're running out of invis. Get in the boat.

I didn't know you were in the boat. I thought we were standing on it. All right, stop holding your totem. Then what's the point of it? All right, go. You press it if you're about to die. Oh, I don't have that reaction time. Actually, let me get my hop bar. We're running out of invis and the cannon is going to finish.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry. Okay, there's like a bunch of players outside the wall.

Oh wait, break the boat. We should swim in, we should swim in, we should swim in.

They're going to see this very obvious boat. I'm sorry I can't have your decision making because I don't see what you see. Okay just follow me bro. Hold an item. Are you better at following invis now than you were at capital city? Some would say no. Alright we're gonna have to mute up in a sec alright just follow me. We need to find Jaden, find gunpowder. If we can we can use this one cart to blow up the cannon. Dude, I'm sorry. I'm like allocating all my brain power to following you.

Okay, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute.

Wrong button.

Okay.

These walls have mining fatigue.

We need to like get over them. I don't know. Do you have a shovel? No. Why don't you just whisper?

This is me whispering.

Okay.

Oh wait, we're kind of drafted here.

Okay, we're not drafted.

Okay, we're not drafted. Okay, we're not drafted. Okay, we're not drafted. Okay, we're not drafted. Okay, we're not drafted. Okay, we're not trapped anymore. Yo, can you play that again? Invis! Invis, Invis! Get closer! Oh. Oh, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.

I'm dead. Take the win charges, please. ♪♪ ♪♪ Where is this kid? ♪♪ ♪♪ and You just use the last in, I don't have Invis. Now come down, come down.

Bro, I was out in the open, bro. You're so dumb.

I didn't even see you, bro, I had to think fast. Like I promised to all of you guys that I will never let one of you guys die again.

Like after the capital city incident, I can't afford to have the laws reputation be tarnished. Like I saw so many people die so unnecessarily. It's just so it's frustrating. Lettuce might have been right. Using the cannon might be our only option. Like I don't see another way around it. 10 minutes to the cannons charging okay okay and then we can leave the great

sea and bring Jaden back to the main server all right you know it's now or never bro they're gonna shoot in 10 minutes We don't we don't

We're not going guns blazing again. Where are we? No whisper no more What's how the little kids other they hear us that they don't?

Low key you did say guns blazing say less. Yeah

Yeah, we know he's here. We know crouchouch's Kiss Remix runs out. We know Ace is here. We know Ouroboros is gonna be here. Well, we can't really convince Ace. He seemed very keen to use it. Dude, the problem is if I start, I don't have rockets and they're gonna slow fall me

is the bigger issue. What do we even do? this here pop me up pot you with what a good strength and stuff I don't got that oh my god all right you have the flame bow right yeah I'm ready for war I need to make a run for the cannon I'm gonna kill someone we need to and we need to make a run for the cannon we need to use the the flame but to let it off all right they're probably gonna start still aming me as soon as I get a kill. So just stay close, alright?

I'll absorb the arrows for you.

Okay, the pyro should pull up. Back to stealthy, back should pull up. No, no, no.

Let's fight to stealthy. Back to stealthy.

Oh, but they know we're here now.

Yeah, I know, but they don't know where we are.

Bro, I'm not.

I can't shift like you can.

I don't have swift sneak.

Just press the crouch button.

It's chill.

I forgive you.

Yeah, yeah, they're battling the pirates.

Look.

No. No! Wait, please. I don't have my NXS yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all, they think we're attacking from the front. I see Ace.

Uh oh, I'm so done. Responded, responded, responded.

Just slime him out, slime him out.

It's the Ouroboros!

Oh my god.

I have poison, I have poison. I poison I poison pass him pass him pass him pass him pass him to the cannons the cannon

Okay, I have slow falling so I'm now useless

Yo, yo both both him both him both him

What's that gonna do? He has full netherite. Well, you keep away from me. Okay, mine into the cannon We can't interpolate you my name my name. I have I have slow fall. Oh, I am

Mighty I have it too. Oh, I have mine empty.

Mine empty, I have it too.

Okay, we need to...

Yo!

Watch out!

Do you have any, and more TNT?

More TNT.

Do you have any more TNT or do we only have that cart? I don't even have the cart. What are you talking about?

Well, oh yeah, well I have the cart. Oh my gosh, I'm flying again.

Yeah, I mean, that's all we have, bro.

There's no more death messages. This guy can't call for reinforcements. Wait, come here, come here. Hold, all right, hold him off.

This guy's low-key boned. I'm 1v1'ing this guy right now. No, no, no, no, come here, come here. We're running out of time. I got you.

Come here, come here, come here. All right, all right, all right. I'm gonna block you and get in. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Which direction?

Down, down, down, down, down, down, down.

Okay. How are you gonna come in here? We'll figure that out later. Oh, okay.

Wait, does Ender Pearl glitch it?

I don't have pearls! Dude, I'll just break the rest of them.

Yeah, do it, do it, do it, do it.

Hey, buddy.

Yo, hi.

Why are the pirates outnumbered?

Always trying to fight my lawman.

Cause you have got Apple's dog.

And you're proud of that?

Yeah, cause they can't aim.

Yo, Egg, oh my god, how are...

Egg, you... Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how? Oh my god, how?

Oh my god, how?

Oh my god, how? Follow me, follow me, follow me. Yeah, whatever, yap, yap, yap, bro. Oh, and here's, okay, here's the... Bro, go away. Yo, A, where are you? Do you have more wind charges, A?

Ooh.

Hello?

That is such a beast, bro.

Stop, bro, stop.

Can you drop me a wind charge, A?

I'm in a precarious predicament right now.

Inside, inside, inside.

How am I going to get inside?

Walk with the W. Oh. Just water through bro. He left it open.

I have no water.

Oh my god.

You've been using water for me this whole time.

Get in, get in, get in, get in, in, in, in, in, in.

I'm pulling up bro,

I'm pulling up. What are you still doing dude? What's supposed to change? You're doing the same

plan again? Yo Egg, do you have any more wind charges? Any at all? Okay. I need that light. Dude, how does Jaden do this?

What do you think's gonna change? Doing the same thing again?

You didn't notice I have an army now that is hopefully still alive. Seven pirates, okay. Yes. Sorry that I don't have like 3,000 lawmen at my disposal at any given moment Yo egg egg egg egg egg we need to get in we're running out of we're running out of resources my helmets about a pop Wind charges wind turns on you need- wind charges that help me, bro. Uh oh.

Let's take him peacefully. Does any help for you?

Guys, knock me if it's a holy grail. HAHAHA!

Yeah, let's do this the law, let's go.

AY, bro!

I'm walking with the masses no chill why that's

good

lovely I just want to say you're trying the same plan again.

How many times do you just have to... how many more people do you have to sacrifice?

Isn't that a little ironic? Right?

Um...

Ace, this is what I've been trying to tell you, you can't reason with these people. You know what, I think it's time. It should be ready. Ace, fire the cannon. We're launching this now. Dude, it must be Dinah. Are you like sure like like I get we're supposed to do that but like yes, he's all like down

You're not you're not here to ask questions. No reason to keep doing it anymore Ace look at them right now. They're still fighting

YO EGG! what? you got any spare armor? if I had some I would be wearing a helmet.

Okay, well that's a step in the right direction I suppose.

You'd be doing the world such a huge favor by sitting in that prison.

Yo, what's good bro?

Oh, they're on the wall. Oh hey.

Oh, he's on his own, let's go. Wait, yeah yeah we can take a lot of time zone kill him bro find him out

ah nevermind nevermind nevermind I'm running again

come down come down come down come down hey I'll give you the chance to join us This always happened

Yeah, maybe this weapon just isn't for you oh and there goes another my parts I'm gonna get you. Lambo!

Who's that? This person named Linworm has items for you! I'll hold them off, just talk to Linworm.

I have turtle bro, I can't do anything.

Are you guys really the law if you came in and engaged in an honorable duel with me?

Yo Egger, you gonna be good? Yo, I- you-

Yo, I didn't know you were stacked like this.

Yo, can I get your armor please? Yeah, I don't wanna fight, but I can see you got items.

Okay, I don't care, give me your armor, please, please, please!

Oh, this is not your armor.

Yo, there's a chunky over there. I'm gonna give you something. Yeah, this is not winnable dog. Give me some advice Use what spear

This is the game now. I'm gonna slow falling Yes, go go go use it save everyone. Yo, what yo, you want to help me fight dog? I can't I'm a pacifist I don't want to fight. That's so stupid. Just fight with me. I Can't it's all up to you. I gave you what you needed. Go

Bro, okay, you know what? Whatever. I'll take it Wait, how do I even craft this? Oh, oh, it's like that, okay Spear does it actually counter so skill? I should go help Egg.

Wait, who's that? Just kill him bro.

I knew that wasn't lettuce.

He was too agile.

How are you macing?

Bro, they might have destroyed Pirate City, but we can still kill Letty.

True. Wait, hold on.

Wait, where did he go? Yo, Letty just hit you when we left bro. We just okay kill this guy then. Oh Word wait, hold let me get a kill. Why does he have so many totems? He has got apples We should at least kill one of ladies commanders like I'm literally breeze swapping him. How is he not dead? Yo, I see the troops let he's pulling up with the troops. All right egg. Just be ready to run at any moment's notice Okay, which way do I run the way that's not the troops. I don't see the troops

Don't see the troops What the? How did that guy just live that?

Why are you in a genie? What are you doing?

Way even bro

Yo, I feel like more of your own soldiers have slow falling than I do bro. Okay they're slowing me down bro. Oh Watch out watch out I'm gonna do that. Oh. Oh, your helmet. Oh, oh, okay. Hey bro, how you doing?

Okay. I don't think he realizes there's no one waiting for you anymore. I've captured Jaden. He's long gone from the great sea. You know what that means you're in my territory now right?

Oh! Yeah, your territory Yo, why are there more of them? Yo egg, do you have any spare boots?

No, I actually don't. We still got to complete the mission. Yeah, hold off the army while I get to the cannon. I'll try.

I'll catch this dude.

Oh my god, his doctor's on us. Wait, he's dead! Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead.

Oh, he's dead.

Oh, he's dead. Why am I under a roof? I

Should have come in here I lost the lady. I lost honey.

We got to do it.

We got to do it.

I lost the rails. I lost the rails.

Craft some rails, rails, rails, rails, rails, rails, rails, rails.

I don't have

Don't you have iron to your chest? Okay. Okay here here

Craft rails craft rails craft rails craft rails

You got it again for rails, it's a freaking rail dude. Oh, yeah, I have the rails I have the rails

All right, please please please please. Oh, hey, go. All right, shoot it. Shoot it. Shoot it. Oh

Destroy yo, you're what? Alright, place it, place it, place it, place it, place it. Please, okay, go, go. Alright, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it, shoot it. Step back. Oh.

Destroy it, yo, blow this thing.

What do we even break?

Break everything, just break everything.

Dude, Ace, why didn't you fire? Yo, Spawn, go. I'm destroying, I'm't have money to take anymore.

I'm getting... I'm getting sauce.

How do you want me to help you? I'll help you find the money.

Where? Up here bro, up here. It's just you and me dude.

It really is actually just you if we're talking about fighting. I think we should just leave Pirate City dude. Aside from Jaden we're like the last pirates left.

We are actually cooked though. We are actually cooked though.

Yeah, I agree, I agree.