Unstable SMP: The LAW

North of Spawn and the unstable SMP resides a faction known as The Law. Under the leadership of Lettuce K, they've recruited thousands of players to their alliance, and now have taken over most of the known server. Lettuce has been hunting me across the world for months, since if Lettuce can execute me, it'll solidify his reign of power. But every time, I managed to escape, and eventually was able to build up enough strength to finally fight back. After destroying Lettuce's armies, I was finally ready to confront him. But when I got there, something was strange.

He was completely alone, unguarded, just standing in the center of his base. You giving up? You too scared to fight with your army? Yeah, maybe consider giving your guys better armor than protection too next time. And they might be able to do something.

Well I mean, I'm acting like there's going to be a next time.

I mean, I just wanted to see if I'd have to use this after all. What's that supposed to be? Fishing rod. Remember your friend Jaden?

If I pull this rod, Jaden dies. Jaden, also known as the king of the pirates, saved me multiple times from the law, and we battled Lettuce K together. However, during a fight, he got captured,

and I haven't seen him since. You're bluffing. If that's what you believe, but I'm warning you.

If you cross me or my lawmen ever again, then I'm pulling this, and I'm banning Jaden. So if you really think I'm

bluffing, then come kill me. Yo egg, how do I get in the base?

From the cave bro.

Where's the cave?

Uh, whatever.

Alright, I'm in.

Dude, our farm!

Look at our farm!

It's an 8x8 of wheat!

Dude, look at our farm! Uh... Whatever. Alright, I'm in.

Dude, our farm! Look at our farm!

It's an 8x8 of wheat!

Dude, what's the point of the hidden base if we have a freaking crater?

Hey, bro, it's a skylight! It's a skylight!

How did it go with you, Minit, and Lettuce?

Did you guys complete the objective?

I got to Lettuce and he was like, basically, he has Jade in man hostage. And if we fight the law, he's going to kill him.

So.

Wait, I'm not the hostage.

Yes. Dude, it's been so long.

I think it's also a dead man switch.

So if you ban Lettuce, it'll auto activate anyways. I looked around for a minute. I have no idea where's dead, bro. Dude, we're talking about the God of War, bro. Dude, did you hear the stories about him? No, I've not heard any stories. Dude, it dude, like, what are you talking about armies like he just he just wants people to witness somebody

He was really he was not really that Dude are you serious?

Dude I'm one of the like you and I are one of the like eight people that have ever lived just go back up

Why

Y'all I'm gonna blow you up right now if you don't reveal your identity

There's an invis person in here.

Are you- dude, that invis person is choked. Dude, they've just been here since I got here, bro. They probably looted our chests, honestly.

What?

No, they're chill, though. You just let them overhear our conversation? Well, it's like, if I try to stop them, they'd't killing me now, like I don't know start killing me. Okay, well wait, you could have like killed them or like told me and I could have killed them. Okay, I see why you didn't try to kill them.

Yeah, I knew they had full nether right for sure.

Okay.

Very smart guy here. Thank you.

Yeah, so not to point out the obvious, but why are you invisible in our base?

Um, just wanted to hang out the obvious, but why are you invisible in our base?

Just wanted to hang out. Right.

Do some props with you guys.

I'd actually prefer if you stayed in there.

Oh, I'm in here now. Okay, I'll be in here. It's not like I can just sneak in and break out any second.

Dude, they're full netherite, bro.

Yeah, and I have a nuke. So. You don't use that here too. I already used one. What's the second one going to, what difference is that going to make?

At least we incorporated like a nice starlight or something. I don't know.

Like, yeah, I'm friends with Jaden.

You're friends with Jaden? I am friends with Jaden.

Lettuce is planning on executing Jaden no matter what, regardless of anything.

Wait, what?

Why? Huh? I don't know why, but Lettuce is going to execute Jaden. You're going to have to be the one that goes to save him. But Lettuce said he wouldn't if I didn't interfere with the law. You're really going to believe Lettuce?

No.

Why are you looking back at me, bro? So Lettuce is going to execute Jaden? No.

Why are you looking back at me, bro? So Lettuce is gonna execute Jaden?

Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

When?

Whenever, I mean, I don't know the exact timing on anything, I just know Jaden's gonna be executed if you don't do anything about it, and that's why I'm here. Wait, what?

That's what I'm telling you? How do you know this?

I know everything. That's just who I am. I know everything. That's why I'm here. I'm here to tell you that you're going to need to go and save

Jaden. But if I go and try and save Jaden, isn't lettuce just

going to kill him?

It's a lose-lose scenario. That was loose scenario, but if you don't do anything, there's no chance of saving Jaden because he's gonna die regardless of what you do. But if you go and try and save him, at least there's a slight chance that he'll survive. No?

Okay, where's, uh, where's Jaden being held?

Jaden's being held in the same prison you broke out of.

Okay, I know where that is. Yo egg. Where's Jain being held? Jainan's being held in the same prison you broke out of. Okay, I know where that is.

Yo, Egg.

Yes? We gotta go. Yeah, I guess no base renovations gonna happen.

No, no base renovations.

All right here, follow this exit here.

Okay, why, this is like the most convoluted base to Egg. Yeah, wait, how did you find the way into the base and I couldn't?

How did- whatever.

It's- it's really not that hard.

Is- uh, really? This is like- where even are we?

I actually wrote it down in my coordinate book, which is the only reason I was able to find it.

Wait, Jumper, how do you even-

Wait, where did she go? Probably invis again, I don't know.

Hello?

How would I know?

Alright, well I guess we're gonna go try and save Jaden.

How can I know what I do not know?

Alright, I don't want to waste this rain. I'm gonna do what I do. I'm gonna drop some nukes on the prison. When I'm doing that and it's pandemonium, I need you to find where Jaden is being held

and save him.

Dude, I'm the hostage extraction squad. Yes.

Dude, from hostage to hostage rescuer.

Okay, we don't have time. You know where Flamefrag's base is?

Yeah, I wrote it down in my coordinate book, so I know where it is.

Okay, meet me there. I don't think Flame lives there anymore, but we can use it as a meeting point. Wow this place is cooked. I guess there's probably like tons of lamin here and Flame probably like bought a lot of them. I don't know. I don't think

Flame is here though. I think he got exiled so should just be egg.

Or not. Hello, bro

Wimboo? Okay, that's- Have you seen an egg-chan here? Um, hello? It's been a very long time since I've seen you. Yeah, wait, didn't you get exiles from the server? Weren't you in law custody? I'm supposed to I'm supposed to meet an egg Chan here egg is not here. I Was actually just setting up my inventory for something. That's just Okay, they built a law banner in your base, bro. I didn't know

So you're back I'm assuming yeah yeah I'm back I I also was gonna try and defeat later I think you know I have some things planned for lol you know it kind of grief my base and whatnot but before I can do anything I do have to break out a friend of mine from their prison. Oh Well, that's actually that's actually exactly why I'm here

Because I also need to break out a friend from prison you want to you know work together again break out destroy the prison

Sure for you, uh, you a solo player

Not really not really right now Is that I don't really mind I bet so if I work together, of course I mean freeload gear off you because I'm like, I mean, I'm not super broke, but I'm like a little broke Well, yeah, well that was like before all right that was in the before times Yeah, how times have changed cuz I got locked up in prison.

I got locked up in prison and like getting hunted down.

See, we're standing right here about who's richer.

And you're like, oh, look at my shulkers.

OK, well, OK, well, OK. I do. I do have one thing, though, that is probably more powerful than the Lamin now but so I think I'll be fine in a fight wait yeah so do you do you have any XP I can get or any any firework rockets? XP? You know how expensive that is? yeah I do that's why I have like none I have a bit but I don't know if I can share

You have any firework rockets? Oh bad thank you

Alright that was like 20 rockets Okay GG Wait I should have made flight direction one. Why did I make? Whatever. So we just going in guns blazing cuz I'm looking down to just go in guns blazing I'll work for me. Well, we need egg. Shan. We need to wait for egg Cuz basically I don't know how he's not here yet because he came first with a Riptide Trident which is faster than me so I don't I don't

understand. Bro might be in the prison.

Bro already got captured.

He was just talking about how he was happy about not being a hostage.

I guess we just gotta wait. You know what's funny? The only times I've interacted with Egg is pretty much the only times where I'm like hunting you down or hunting him down. I've had him in the little obsidian box. I've had a peaceful interaction with Egg.

Yeah, I don't actually think I have. Every time it's been me like,

duly chasing bro down. Bro, come on, bro. Blah. Oh my God, we've been waiting for so long. I've been ready. We've been waiting for like 15 minutes, bro. I was gonna go before you came here.

We might as well just go.

Bro, just wait for Egg. How are you planning on getting people out without Egg?

I was planning to just brute force it. Not too surprising from coming from me. And that's exactly what I intend on doing. So, are you just going?

Alright. that's exactly what I intend on doing so. Are you just, you're going? All right.

Oh, you're behind me? I didn't know if you were gonna just sit there and wait. All right.

I mean, if you're going anyways, I may as well.

Okay.

So are we really going in like guns guns blazing

or do we wanna like scope it out

a little bit before? I mean I've been training a bit probably a million times stronger than than before. A million times then maybe you're you're getting close to me so. I'm getting impatient I just want to go. I kind of agree I don't I don't impatient. I just want to go. I kind of agree. I don't know what I hopefully he'll just kind of remember the original. Man, I see some I see some. Wait, I think they're netherite. Yeah, there's netherite

Gar. Oh, okay. He's just going in. All right, let's do it. All right, bro. What's the plan?

Um, they're netherite players you said? Yeah, also there's people on the wall that are... Okay how did they not notice us?

I literally just like flew over them.

Uh, I don't know.

We're just the stealth masters, bro.

Alright, alright. Kill em.

Yeah, the prison, the entrance is in the main building. I can like show you where it is. There's like 30 people in here. All right, ready? We get, oh, really? Like, like I should pot up?

I'm going to kill him.

Oh, Sarge Law, the Sarge Law. I have a skip bro. In our territory. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him.

I'm going to kill him. Oh Sarge Law! The Sarge Law! I have a skip bro. Yeah well you're one of my friends here so. Dude, these guys are so tanky.

Buddies.

Okay, we're both spamming.

Long Paladin, what's good buddy?

Prince Am!

Oh, Totem, okay, okay, that's good so I don't get carted. Okay, these guys actually have like really good gear though. It's kind of concerning. I should do this I almost just okay. Oh

Of course mining fatigue, that's awesome. That's actually really cool. Okay flame move plate totem flame tot, flame totem, flame totem, flame totem. Oh, okay. Oh my god.

Okay, that's not as bad as it's bothering me.

I'm going to keep it up.

I really don't have to save these, I guess. What? I have mining fatigue.

Are we actually kidding me? Please no one steal this. Please no one steal this. Please no one steal this, please no one steal this, please no one steal this, please no

one steal this.

Okay, I don't know why Prince Sam is here, I thought he escaped the prison with us, but we gotta clean kill these guys and they go down to the prison?

Uh, seems like a plan. Alright.

Seems like too many. Also, I think Zam is here. I have no idea why, but I saw some people dying to Zama chat.

So

I'm cooking this guy up.

There you go.

Okay,

dude, you have not killed a single enemy with your carts. I think I'm pretty sure you've only team killed.

All right, buddy, shut up. Am I wrong? No one wants to hear your talk. single enemy with your carts I think I'm pretty sure you've only team killed am I wrong my bad Oh

One of these weapons Yo I'm just gonna ignore Sarge Law, I feel like he helps us more than he hurts us, you know what I mean?

Uh oh, that's on, that's on. mean

Oh, that's not that's not that's not

Keeping me alive. Well in the, buddy. Fight me. Okay. As you wish.

Yeah, he wants revenge on me because I like banned his brother. I don't know if he means his like IRL brother.

Yeah, see.

There's not supposed to be this much talking in a fight.

Yeah, well this isn't really much of a fight, is it now? I call this guy my my my my mind

you shot me

let me get him I'm gonna kill him He's got genuinely like tanky.

I'm following him, bro.

He's trying to swim away. Oh, diamonds.

There we go. Hey, buddy. I might have to take flame on. I'm in pressure but you can get another right now.

Yeah.

Huh. Mine!

Oh I missed.

Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine Yeah. Huh. Mine! Oh, I missed.

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

Okay, it was Sarge Laws. It was Sarge Laws. Sarge Laws.

Oh, I blew this place though.

Pick up.

All right, yo, wait up. I've been in this prison before, so I know the layout. You were looking for Lamedy you said?

Yeah

All right, Lamedy is underground in the prison. Um, he's in the main holding cell with like everyone

Can you go down and free everyone and I'll stay on the surface?

Free everybody, I guess bro

Just I well you're gonna kill everyone anyways, so you may as well.

Sure, I guess I'll free everybody. I'm just nervous because they might execute. What do you have Spyglass? You greedy! You think I'm stupid? I need that! I need it!

Oh wait, dude, it's all probably despawned by now. Dude, that was like 30 sets of netherite. They really want these prisoners secure. Just be fast, please, because if Lettuce gets here before everyone, you know, they're gonna kill. He's gonna, yeah.

All right.

Okay. I'm going to go back to the ship. to There's a... you really thought it was a good idea to come try and fight me alone?

Like it...

Really? your totem at least.

99.

Green netherite. and Oh great. Of course. Why are you here? You know what's going to happen, right? Well, I mean, I'm just like a bystander.

I'm not fighting anyone.

Really?

Yeah, really.

You're attacking me.

This is self-defense right now.

Another prison break happens and you're just here. Well, yeah, that was completely coincidental. I think Flame wants to free Lama. I think flame wants to like free Laminate or something Why did you even lock up Laminate? So that's like really not my fault. Let's be realistic here. No, this is not self-defense How is this not self-defense? You're saying never this has never been about self-defense. So this is self-defensing right now, or I'm self-defensing you really can't mace me

Okay, my defense. All right. There we go

The audacity to claim self-defense after everything you've done to me and soon

I'm trying to stay out of your way like you asked me to but you're attacking me. So you're here in my HQ

I don't know how you I don't know how you can always just be so okay with being such a horrible person.

How am I a horrible person for just coming here?

I just wanted to like check it out.

You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? of death of death of death of death

of death of death

of death How have you managed to get to be in my way like every step of my life that was just not me bro I Have the rod your friend's life is in my hands What are you going to do I I don't know what you thought was gonna change by coming over here

Well, you're gonna you could show up you come. Well, you were gonna- You can show up. You can-

Well, you were gonna-

You can blow up all the bases you want. It doesn't matter. I have Jaden right here.

Well, you were gonna kill him anyways. You left me no choice.

I left you no choice?

You're just wasting resources here.

Well, you're the-

This doesn't make any sense. Why would you? I'm just gonna kill Jaden now. I mean, you were gonna do that from- You were gonna do that from the start.

Would it really kill you to just take accountability for once?

Wha- For- What did I do to wrong you?

You have such a personal vendetta. Are you serious? You really don't know?

How many ti- Every time I've run into you, you make things worse.

First, you're the one who kills my friends.

And you haven't banned people?

Then every civilization I've ever been in, you show up. Next thing you know, it's gone.

And you haven't done the same to the server? It seems pretty hypocritical.

It's just the nature of the server. I've been left with no choice I think you've just realized

this is the nature of the server and then you're just a hypocrite killing you

in flame is the only way I can make things right you think I'm not aware of what I do but I I know I'm not a hero but I'm doing what needs to be done I just think you're trying to bring order to a server where it doesn't belong.

Well, that's where I'm going to prove you wrong. That's where I'm going to prove everyone wrong.

I've thrown away too much for this to not work.

Hello? Wait, what? He should have died by now.

Wait.

Hey.

Well, this is awkward, huh? Wait, what did you let us pay?

Oh, wait. So you just don't have dating anymore. Oh, well, it's like I'm the idiot.

Oh, what the hell?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh wait, so you just don't have Dane anymore

It's like I'm the idiot for twisting back to do their job

Thank you Yo Flame bro! Oh so Zam wait you were with Spaw- I knew I saw like death messages.

Wait so you're fighting Law also Spook? Are you good? Are you good? Please don't die to lettuce

Yeah, he is amazed dog watch out it's okay though he can't hit anything Oh, I missed. I'm coming. Okay, that's bad.

It's like I got to do his job.

For my brother!

Dude, you say that every battle, for my brother,

and then you fail every time. Oh, you have a shield.

I have a shield?

I have a shield.

You wear Raxxvii's?

Wait, are you wearing Raxxvii's shield?

Dude, you're evil man.

It was you!

That guy in front of me.

That's bad.

That's like actually bad.

Might want to give a hand.

Eh, just stay out of the way and you'll be fine bro. I want to give a hand.

Stay out of the way and you'll be fine bro.

Yeah, next person that dies we gotta like get their stuff.

Hi.

I keep hearing screams from Zams general direction.

You really don't want to use that mace.

Wimbo's not the only ace.

Yeah.

Alright, let's get to business.

Yeah, let's really get down to brass tacks here.

For my brother.

Oh my god.

We get it. We get the point bro. it's for your brother. I understand it now.

Yeah, yeah I want to do this. Wow, these guys are pretty tanky.

Why is there a TNT in the tree? Why?

Oh yeah, just in case we ever need to blow up the tree. Of course. Where's like your like thousand player diamond army dad? Did you realize that those were kind of useless?

A little useless?

Today, the law falls.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Sam. You're very welcome. Today, the law falls.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, Sam.

You're very welcome.

You can't all really think you're in the right here. Dude, I'm telling you, you're fighting against the nature of the server.

I'll pick a knife.

Alright.

Holy.

This dude is not having a good time. How do you get in this situation? How is see out healing me and you I'm Bruce walk Oh, I only have strength one. This just feels unfair like it's just like I'm telling this guy

I don't think he has strength either. So I'd hit a devious little restart Oh yeah, this guy's cooked. Jayden has a mace? That's sick.

Yeah, that's Lomity's mace.

Go Flame, he has no totem. If you hit a card, he's dead.

My two biggest problems right now.

Wait, I have strength 2. I have strength 2 for all three.

Okay, you didn't get me with that.

My bad.

Yeah, you're not hitting me, boy.

Nice try try buddy. I can't believe all of my biggest problems are just right in front of me.

Wait I think this is like the last of your army. You're doing better than me there too.

It's a good time to see you.

Let it just start looking good.

I don't know how much more of that I can fight.

I'm trying.

You can do it, I believe in you.

Sorry, I'm starting to leave. I

Believe in you sorry surely

Yo, someone just like attack me. Oh, okay. I feel like we're getting each other's ways a little bit. Let's just

Come back new Oh my god run run run sergeant run. Yeah, I'm not letting you leave buddy i know how to infinite fly oh but it is just not as fast as you coward enough rockets to keep up

snipe the sentry.

Nope. Okay.

Dang, this place is just a complete crater now.

Yeah, do we want to blow up anything else? Is there anything else for us to raid?

I mean, okay, actually, you know, we can blow up some more stuff low key though.

Is this a Wii thing or?

Okay, we're all here.

Hey, no one look up guys. need to expand. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Can we get some warning or no?

Hey bro, bro, Spokes said to blow some stuff up. How many more of those do you have?

A couple.

Limbo bro.

You gotta like tell us.

Let's save them. Let's save some. Hey bro, you see, everyone was fine. Um, what I don't have... Yo, what I don't have plenty of is...

Bro, your dog attacked me!

Alright, alright. Did you actually go to hit me?

Wait, what I don't have plenty of is rockets. Anyone got wind charges or rockets?

I know flying bats have wind charges.

Thank you!

Yeah. You don't even use an elytra!

What purpose could you possibly have for those?

Here, here, here. Oh, they just blew up! Using a light truck. What purpose could you possibly have for those? Do they just blew up bro, why would you drop them after I pull my stab? I just get some winch or just You pulled the starfish, you stupid. You guys are actually dumb, bro.

Like, oh my God.

Can I just get some weed charges?

Thank you.

All right, I guess Flim has more.

All right, dear God.

All right, well, you guys want to roll up to Northern and go kill Lettuce?

All in favor?

No, here's what we actually got to do. We just nuked the entirety of this place. So good work, everyone. Here's the problem, though.

Has anyone seen Parrot?

Yeah.

What?

Parrot was supposed to be locked up in this prison and he was nowhere to be found.

And?

We need Parrot to do this.

What?

We just killed Lettuce's entire army. We could just roll up to Northern Council right now

and kill him.

What we have to do is bigger than just killing a bunch of random players. We've both done that. We've already killed thousands of their army,

but they're just going to keep recruiting more and more.

Wait, wait, wait.

Oh yeah, wait, wait.

Why are you even here?

So you came here to free Parrot? Look, the only way we're actually going to stop this forever... We're going to stop Lettuce from recruiting more and more players on the server is if we handle this the right way.

We need to find Parrot.

Wait, why do we need to find Parrot?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying!

No, I mean I like Parrot.

I don't mind...

We need to have the server's favor on our side in order to actually win.

Because what's stopping another group from forming like another law.

We'll just kill him.

We defeat lettuce. We kill lettuce. Some other players just going to take his position. It's going to be one of his like goons. One of his goons. I don't know.

Sarge law. Is that guy gonna that dude is an idiot. All it takes is a guy of two brain cells to say let's go kill the servers criminals We have to get parrot who actually can Like can actually speak to the players is actually in good graces I'll help you if you uh, have this dude over here. Give me my mace. Tell you what, let's- this is not the safest location to be uh, discussing.

Yeah, lowkey he's probably gonna- yeah. I think it's time to uh, head to the secret base.

You have a secret base? So are we- is this really a team thing now?

I didn't-

I mean okay, we can at least go to a secret secret base and then we can go kill Lettuce Flame if he's like wants to kill Perry. Do we have a secret base jumper, right?

Bro Flame, you want to just go slime out Lettuce?

I mean, we might as well.

If you guys go kill Lettuce now, you're just gonna be fighting thousands of players again and again till like, till you guys die.

Like is that really the life you want to live? Or when we ban lettuce?

No.

Okay. Where's your secret base boat?

All right. It's this way.

Oh my God.

We have to head South. It's not too far from here.

Why?

That was just out of that.

That was just out of that.

That was funny.

That was that was pretty funny.

It was not. That was pretty funny from my POV.

Wait, so Jaden, you were in like a, what was the lettuce kill chamber?

I was in a one by one with a dispenser planted in my head.

So why can you tell me we're saving him?

Here we are.

There she is.

I thought this was a secret base.

No it's our wonderful castle that nobody knows about.

Did you know about it? I suppose not. Oh, yeah. All right. Well, there's an actual entrance, but I guess you guys can do all of that. Oh, yeah, dude, I'll come to the actual entrance for I want to see the actual entrance. Actually, it's actually actually kinda crazy. Wait, is the trap still here or no? What? Is it?

You can come in, it's okay.

There's probably not a trap.

I don't know what he's talking about.

This is nice.

Oh, maybe we can maneuver back.

Yo!

Guys!

Yo!

Hi, friends.

Yo, yo, chill. Suspicious house we have here. It's good guys. Well, it's just a glowstone house. Look who we got with us. We brought some buddies.

Oh, it's good, man.

Why are you standing up there?

Dude, he's the immortal player, bro.

He has to make sure he doesn't die.

What are you here? Whoa, whoa, hello?

I don't even know.

This dude invited me here.

I don't know. He's chill. He's chill. I've worked with this guy in the past. He's chill. Everyone in this room is chill, right? Okay, first there's surely a better room we can talk in yeah, let us go down the secret No, this room is gonna be so trash to talk in

Yeah, we should not let's not talk in this room I agree why what Why, what's wrong with this room? It's just a storage room.

Oh, I'm taking these. I look, you need these.

I can't even lie.

No.

Is that Wara?

That's Mende's mic. Wait Mende, you got your headphone.

Oh.

That's a max mic. Throw a mic.

Can you get out in the ceiling, bro? Hey, bro, just let me in the ceiling. Bro, can we?

Okay, let's have a normal conversation now, please. Watch our loot, bro.

Why are you guys going through our stuff? I'm watching it.

Don't worry.

I'm watching it.

These are our valuables, bro.

It works hard to get these.

I'm watching it, bro.

I'm watching it bro, I'm watching it. Is this really the team we assembled? This is who we got so far. I don't care if we have... Look, I understand most of us... Like, we have some history. Good and bad history between each other. But we gotta put that aside.

Because we got bigger fish to fry.

Man, I still can't believe it. I still can't believe it. Dear God.

Okay, look.

Do you got the items?

At least? Okay, Maepic and I, we went to our stashes in the end.

We got you guys some gear.

Oh, it's more loot. You looted the rest of the stashes. You don't have to be greedy, there's enough to go around.

You guys don't have to be greedy. There's enough to go around. Okay. There's enough. All right, so I'm just gonna be so what are we doing? I'm just I'm just Why am I here for this?

We need as much help as possible because Obviously the goal is to defeat law Lettuce and yes, so why did we walk to a random base 60,000 blocks out instead of just going there and defeating them? Because this is where Yeah, pretty sure because I'm pretty sure this all started with me and flame single-handed I guess not single-handedly, but me and flame alone defeating law. So why don't we just do that again?

Unfortunately, you did not defeat law after that and that should be evidence to you guys that just killing random players for like fun is not gonna be enough. I learned that too. The reason why we pulled up here is that- Hey, there's a person here. Oh, don't worry. They're a friendly spy.

That's not mine. Thank you.

Wait, what? You just have- What does it say? Did the spies find anything? Wait, was this why you were in our base? Look, we had spies. Look, we had spies. Look, we have spies that are inside of the law right now

that are like getting us information. We had to break them free out of a prison first, but what do they report back?

About law.

Okay.

Well, that's good.

So, apparently there's been, my spies have spotted the entire army converging in this one area. What? Like hundreds of hundreds of law soldiers are all converging in an area. It's about a couple thousand blocks northwest from here.

Northwest of here? Why not Spawn?

And that's what it says.

Wait, northwest is this way. Wait, that is like the opposite direction of Spawn.

Well, that's what it says.

Wait, doesn't let us think that we're gonna attack Northern Council after this? Like...

Hmm, I have a better question. Doesn't Lettuce think that we're gonna attack Northern Council after this? Like...

Hmm, I have a better question. Who cares? Why don't we just go to Northern and kill Lettuce? Where are you? Hey, bro.

I got really distracted.

I'm sorry.

Can you get down here?

I got really distracted.

I was gonna run.

Oh my god.

Hundreds of lost soldiers.

Hundreds of soldiers gathering in one area which way did we see lettuce fly is that was that towards spawn does that not matter like I don't remember I don't even remember

seeing him leave who is it even there fast you are you double I don't know Oh my god, we're not trying to trap you! It's fine, it's fine. 99% of the people in the room are enemies, bro.

That's not true!

That is literally true.

This random place that's like out in the middle of nowhere basically

like this has to be Parrot, right?

Guards gathered what was where Jaden was. So they always put a ton of people near where they don't want us to go.

We need to find Parrot before we try to kill Lettuce. That's like the main thing. No one on this server has his same, like, he can be a better, like... I mean, I understand that, but I don't really care. Like, I feel like we could just go blow them up. Look.

Why do we need Parrot?

Bro, because, okay, this is ridiculous, bro. I know Jayden wants to blow someone up. We're not gonna get anywhere

if we just go to Northern Council.

Why do we need Parrot? No, you just stupidly think we only need Parrot. I feel like- I think we do need him bring us back in the good graces of the server. We don't have to be running Yeah, not everyone really cares about that In reality you don't care about anything. No, the only thing I care about it. I didn't want to go kill lettuce Like I don't I just don't understand why we don't do that. So you don't have like an end vision after that

What happens after you kill lettuce? Let's let's dive a little deeper into this part. I write off into the sunset and I don't have like an end vision after that. What happens after you kill Lettuce? Let's, let's dive a little deeper into this part. I ride off into the sunset and I don't know.

All right, right.

You're stupid, bro.

You're actually stupid.

Like, what am I stupid? What's your goal after then you kill Lettuce?

Like what's happening after that?

I'm gonna get all the aura. Everybody gonna pat me on the head. The immortal demons back in town. Let us. And then I'm a slime.

Oh, Jaden.

What the hell?

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Honestly, we can't make it.

What did you do?

I mean, what hand over my Mason?

Maybe we can talk.

This guy was making me the whole fight.

He kept hitting me. I mean, maybe, I mean, this is really your fault to be honest. Like if you just hand me over, you know, my mace.

Bro, stop hitting each other.

You guys dumb?

We can have a battle right now to be honest.

Yo, chill, all right. There's something else we have to do instead right now.

Oh, something we need to do? I mean

Like Oh my god. Chill, chill, chill. Oh my god. Bro. Jesus. Okay, we're not executing each other here, bro.

Come on, like.

I promise, bro.

I promise you'd lose that, bro.

The only reason you beat me last time, by the way, is because I ran out of orbitals. Oh, you wanna? Oh, you wanna do it? Oh, do that.

Stop it, bro. Stop it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, have the same goal here, okay? Wait, what is your goal, Jumper? Because, Jaina, are you actually friends with Jumper? I barely know this guy. You told me that you were friends with Jaina and you wanted to rescue him, and then coincidentally Spoke happens to be at this prison. I feel like that's a little odd.

Especially considering you vanished from my base.

Oh, about that.

You're on a bad team. Wait, isn't the bat part of Loft? She's not.

She's not part of that.

You were literally hunting me down

literally a few moments ago.

That's all Leo's fault by the way.

That was Leo's fault. I'm not trying to be a part of that anymore because of Leo. I completely left that.

Let's get one thing straight yes we are killing lettuce yes we are sliding out Leo yes they will be banned from the server. What happened to Leo? Did we already do that? What do you think happened? Who's Leo? Yeah that's kinda true.

Because you messed up your base!

I don't even know what just happened I just like blacked out for a second um our goal is to dethrone lettuce okay we all have the same ambition here so why not work together we're the strongest players on

the server right like no way we we shut up shut up shut up shut up look look jumpers spies has coordinates to where their armies are headed where they're converging we can we can stop them we can get there see what they're after and we can mess up their plans.

Maybe this is our chance to kill Lettuce and Leo. What do we say?

So let's take out Lettuce the right way. You know, the way that we're meant to, which is by freeing Parrot and-

By getting Parrot. Do it?

No, bro.

Shut up, Parry me.

I'm going to make it on this one.

Get out of my sight for once.

Help.

Someone help me.

I'm like, I mean.

All right.

I'll go help Parrot.

We can go save Parrot.

Yo Mini, you got any rockets?

Yeah.

All right.

I think on.

Why am I not able to? Okay, hold on. Why do you like, what is wrong with you guys?

Like actually.

What were the specific coordinates

that you want the jumper?

WAMBOO!

Can we stop that?

Can we stop that?

I just want my rockets.

Yeah, what are the chords?

There's no world where you need to do that.

Okay, let me read them out, okay? Get ready to read them out or whatever you want. Okay, it's 19,500, negative 10,000.

All right, I'll go do this myself, bye!

Wimboo!

No, why, okay.

Tch. Oh. Well, that looks like a thing

how did you get here before me oh Oh yeah, by the way, there's a bunch of lawmen pulling up to here. Is Parrot here?

Wait, where? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look this way.

This way? Okay.

Yeah, they're right there.

Do you see them?

They're voting in.

Wait, I can't see them.

What?

Egg Chan render distance. All right, all right, just'm following. Wait, how did you actually like get here before me though? I have my ways.

I have my ways.

Yo.

What's up bro?

Yo, so.

He has news.

What?

What news? Oh right, yeah, there's a giant like law army pulling up to here.

Are you serious?

Yeah, so how's the storage situation going?

Are we like almost done?

It's pretty much all out of what is the storage situation? Can I get ready get ready? I feel like I've mixed some critical context right here You know what to do. I guess I do know what to do. Yeah Guys is everything good. I mean, yeah, it's pretty good. Looks pretty good to me Oh. Why is it all for the last one? Oh my... What is... What is happening? I'm gonna die! Yeah, there might be a little collateral damage here, so... Just everyone just hold the shield, it'll be fine. Heal up!

I killed no one. They must have prop 4 then. The only one that died was from my landmine. Yeah, cause they probably have protection 4, bro. Alright, then go mace them or something! Oh my... Yeah, because they probably have protection 4 bro. All right, then go mace them or something. You have you have God weapon versus.

No, what if you don't know?

I'm not going to go mace them. Why not? You why don't you go do it?

Oh, my gosh, bro. Can we please just fight them?

Can we go fight them?

Bro, I'll watch. I've done it. I've put in my work. We're just like blowing up this castle. Wait, what even is this castle? It's a law base, bro.

I can give you a little historical lesson about it. Yo, Parrot, I don't know if you noticed,

but you got like 10 people on you.

Protect the king! Yeah, I know, bro.

Protect the king!

Protect the king! King Parrot.

Oh my God, that's good, that's good.

This is really funny to watch, I can't even lie oh we are guys when boo why are you not helping us for all you guys got it you guys haven't covered see you guys are the TNT masters how do you guys even have so much TNT this is a massive law base okay but that doesn't answer my question we're going through the thick of it right now wait why there's a guy without uh nice nice nice no we are really struggling i can't lie guys there's too many there's way too many are you are you guys actually running from this

what boo you're not even helping us bro are you serious it was the biggest bird bro

unless unless i'm the biggest this dude really just hit me into the TNT Who shot me Where you the one madden

Look at these guys Ricky just like handle them for a second? They are just standing around you. Feral hotdog is critting you out right now. There's too many, there's too many.

Are you the invis guy?

I'm in an intense battle with Feral hotdog. I'm in this pit.

Hey guys.

I'm on the, yo what's good Flame?

Look who took three years to show up.

I don't have an L IZER buddy.

Quenboo, Flame is getting more kills than you bruh. Yeah, I am just watching him so that would make sense.

TNT, TNT, back up, back up, back up, back up. Yo, back up.

Oh wow, okay that was a lot.

Oh my gosh bro. Of course he fights when flame pulls up, bro.

Can you drop me any totems?

I've been kind of self-talking a lot.

I only got one totem and that's my lucky totem.

Some biggest bird you turned out to be. No shield, no shield. Nice! I so far have the highest kill count, so I'm just waiting for you to kill me. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, where's this guy go over there bro my kill Oh Wow free shulker thank you man oh I just we got to go wait why are you guys here bro spoke told me about when boot and flame why are you here yeah they're there stop taking my stuff wait can we can we eat up this loot first okay we have way more loot we gotta get out of here fast though weren't you just

complaining five seconds about a go about being. Why is your allu in boats? What is this situation? How do you always end up in the most like odd situations? Why do we have like 20 chest posts strapped to a happy gas? We had to get a shoulder boxes.

I was good, bro. Would you believe me if I killed this happy gas again? Wait, what's in these boats?

Lots of gear oh what yo this is how it's gonna see let me let me eat some of this don't even don't even think about it you guys no it's flame no I literally saw you you're placing obsidian to escape

from me I'm gonna start moving all the boats with stuff make sure they have I knew you were gonna do that. Oh my God. Wee!

All right, we're leaving.

There's still more stuff. Come back.

Wait, what's this guy's name?

I hate these guys.

Can we name him?

Flame, do you have a name tag?

No.

Bring him back down!

I can't, because Flame is standing on him.

When you stand on a happy gas, they can't move.

Oh my god

So you guys are also here to defeat law? Yeah, but we got a side track to save you because apparently that's necessary to defeat law

The law will just keep existing with someone else get on get on That's kind of what I do. Come on. Bro.

The law will just keep existing with someone else.

Guys, get on. Get on. Alright.

And Wemboo, you're taking your Elytra.

Yeah, you're just completely ignoring my entire monologue.

Wemboo, get off.

No, we're just leaving Spoke behind.

Wemboo. Bro, Spoke has an Elytra. Why can't he take his? Can I get rockets from someone? Okay. No. So. And can you break that lead Wemboo?

No.

Please bro. Please just break the lead.

All right, let's go.

You! Let me on!

Well, it looks like I'm the biggest bird now.

Well, it looks like we can't leave until I get a seat.

You're gonna pop my totem, then I'm gonna need another one. Yo, the gas is about to die. Can we kill the gas or what? Yeah, we should just genuinely just live on the gas so everything gets equal. Oh god, fine, I'll use the freaking elixir. Am I the first one back? I am.

Yo, what's good friends?

Oh hey dude.

Look who's back.

Yeah, they took a happy guess without me, but now I'm here first, so.

We got it. Happy guess seems pretty impractical.

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, but do you have any more rockets? I'm like out.

Oh yeah, I got you.

Yeah, I go through them very, very fast. Here, I'll trade.

Oh, hey bro.

Can I just trade you some like TNT for some?

I play.

You can just take them. Well, I need I kind of need more than that. Oh, welcome back. So there you go.

Oh, my God.

Mission was a success.

Oh, my God.

That's all we have friends now.

That'll last me for a good day.

Wait, so you guys are all here to defeat Law?

Yeah, pretty much.

Every single one of you?

Yeah.

Wow.

Harris, we are going to decimate Law today. We're gonna kill Lettuce, we're gonna bring down Law, and then you, my friend, we're gonna make sure you become king. King Parrot!

Wait, we're making Parrot king?

Wait, wait, we weren't in agreeance with this?

I mean, I'm kind of neutral, but I just didn't even realize.

Guys, guys, if Parrot becomes king, if Parrot becomes king, he clears all of our names. What can I say?

We're killing the law. We're good. Okay, let's just make Parrot king. Sure.

Okay, I didn't even know this plan either, but um, yeah, so who was here during the mafia? Mapic? Jumper? Is that pretty much it? I was here. You were here but who knows what district 13 is still?

Okay.

Not a lot of ones now.

Wait, Egg was there right Wendu?

I remember!

Wait, where is Egg? Yeah, that's actually a very good question. Because, so, he completely vanished after I told him to meet me at flames base and now I have no idea where he is hmm around a year ago when we were fighting the mafia we had this like massive base that we used to gear up and train and now we're reusing that it got rebuilt and revamped and I have an army

there dang is that the one that I built a house in?

Yes it is.

Yeah, yeah it is.

I think all of us should head there. We should combine with the army that I've already trained up and then we should mark straight into Northern Council and take down the law. What do we say?

This sounds like a good plan.

Let's do it.

Let's absolutely get down to brass tacks

and get to business.

All right.

Let's get it in. Go, go, go!

That's the energy we need. All right. What's the fastest way to get there? Nether portal or foot?

We shouldn't take the Nether. We should just head there on foot.

I kind of realized that Egg has...

Okay.

What's up? Okay, so you know I have two bases, right? I think I figured out where egg is bro where have you been? bro I'm ready to fight where's yet I meant flames new base wait what this is flame fracts hasn't used this base in like months bro but my records

say he lives right here okay well your records are wrong how could this be be? Okay, whatever, we don't know.

So he's not here?

Wait, don't walk forward, I set traps.

Why would you set traps here? We were gonna go on a prison break.

All right, whatever, take this.

There was no way I was gonna beat Flamefrags head on.

We're not fighting, we were never fighting Flame. What are you?

Whatever, bro, take some armor off. Wait, so what have I been preparing for? To break Jaden out of prison?

Aw, shoot man. Okay, let's go, let's go.

Okay, well I already did that, so it's too late bro.

We gotta, okay.

What do you mean you already did that?

How did you do that?

How did you do that?

Dude, you've been here for like hours.

Okay, whatever. We gotta meet up with the rest of the squad to defeat the law, okay? Wait, so I could have been studying this whole time? Oh my god, okay, we don't got time for this.

Do you-

Oh my god.

Put on your boots. Do you remember where District 13 is from the Mafia days?

Because I don't.

Oh, is that where I killed the weakling diamond players of the Mafia?

Do you have the freaking cords or not, bro? Yeah. Do you have the freaking cords or not bro? Yeah, just put the cords the bag. All right We gotta get you an elytra

So I just drop a bomb on here

No

Bro got a few bro got a few nukes in a stasis chamber back. You know, he's like, I have infinite now

I can just do whatever I want. So

It's kind of what I've been doing.

Why don't we just pop it inside district 13?

You're a genius.

We're like bros in accident bro.

I've actually done that to play about four times already.

Dude, no wonder he's like a nomad. He doesn't want to make a base.

Oh, wait, it's the inconspicuous way.

We literally passed it. Hold on. Maybe the stone wall is inconspicuous

Dude, it didn't render for me. So that's on you, right?

Okay, I forget how we're supposed to get in here. I think we just mind through

Yeah

As people here we have some target practice going on that's real good I don't get it why do they have like an airstrip there's no planes I'm the

plane what is the point this is long hallway I

Was the big meeting happening Oh We might have put up we might have we might have Oh egg, what's up, bro? Hey Jen I Think this is This is pretty much everybody, right?

This is our army versus how many? I'm awake You need to try some hot water, bro. Hot water feels amazing with Cogs.

Why?

Bro, I've been-

Bro, why would you ever do that? This is the army we're working with. Um, how many, what's the estimated amount of law men we're facing?

Like, what's the-

We have no clue.

It's probably above a thousand.

Yeah, a couple thousand.

Above a thousand, couple thousand. Oh my god. How do so many players dislike us, bro? Like, how do we-

I don't think they dislike us. I wonder. I think they're just like, part of the law. Part of law?

Do you think we could win some of them over?

Why? Why don't we just ban them all?

Well, uh...

Would you rather have someone- Hey, Short Paladin wants to!

Would you rather have someone indentured to you or someone banned?

I mean I'm kind of neutral either way.

Can everybody gather down there? Where did A go?

Everybody, everybody or just the dominant players?

Everybody, everybody.

I think A got genuinely lost somewhere.

Spoke. Oh, it seems like you're in charge of like that group. Do you want to also come up here as well?

Oh, I'm supposed to be down. OK.

What's up, burgers?

And let me pull this.

I want to dress this is burgers and fries. I'll let parents talk. What's up, OP weapons and God bosses?

I'm going to stab shot you.

Do you got any any food bro when we did it we ended up being successful we annihilated the mafia and now we got to

annihilate the law all right listen each one of us oh wait each one of us- oh frick, wait. Each one of us here has in some way been impacted by Lettuce and therefore also his army. Flame, you were exiled from the server and hunted and almost banned. Wemboo, you were locked in prison and used by Lettuce as a pawn to help him win the election. I was tricked into thinking that the election was even meant to be fair in the first place, but the moment the election stopped happening in favor of

Lettuce, he paused it and declared himself the interim ruler of the server. Wow, we could go on and on about what Lettuce has done to each of us. He has hunted us, blackmailed us, manipulated us. He's even tried to kill all of us. All because he believes that true justice is served by doing whatever it takes. Today, we are going to march into the Northern Council and we are going to show Lettuce that he is wrong. Lettuce believes that you can force order onto people.

That fear can create loyalty. And that's exactly why he does what he does. But look around you guys. Look around us, bro. Every single person that is standing right here. Mapic, RadiantHunter, Blame, Zam, Minit, Jaden, Wemboo, Spoke, Jumper, Egg, Theo. Lettuce tried to erase us from the server, he tried to ban us.

But all of us are still standing here today. Guys, today

we are about to make history. We have taken down one dictatorship. Do we consider this a dictatorship? I think we do. Yeah, we're gonna take down a second dictatorship. We are going to rip apart a team of players that have taken our livelihoods. I have nothing else. They have taken everything away from me on this server.

I have nothing else to lose. We have nothing else to lose. But it's things that he has taken away everything of us. And now we are unstoppable. He is back to see our true wrath. And we are going to be...

We are going to torture them until they lock the server themselves.

We're gonna make them do it. Yeah!

Yeah!

We're gonna put them... We're gonna put them... I thought that whatever it takes was the bad part.

Some of us might never be able to log onto this server again, but we have no choice but to fight back against Lettuce because if we don't fight, we're going to lose. Now let's go.

Well said.

Well said.

Well said. Well said. So, what? We're going straight to the portal. now let's go said well said well said so let we're going straight me personally I wouldn't remind the diamond armor players that they're gonna die today all right everyone should be geared oh my god I need to organize my junk choker so we're just banning all these soldiers though right like I can just go crazy and ban people shoot go crazy hello bro. And also you have your orbital cannon, right?

I have been using it on flame for the entirety of today.

Wait for my command before you pull anything.

Oh, yes, KingParrot, I got you.

Dude, I'm excited dude.

We're finally not gonna hold back.

Well, I still kind of have to hold back

so I don't blow them all up. I have a gift, I have a gift, I have a gift.

Oh bet.

Now I don't have to rep the... Law shield.

Oh yo, thank you.

Yeah, now I'll rep the law shield.

Okay.

Hahaha.

Dude, do you think I'm actually gonna kill a commander?

Ay bro, you better. What is down here? I feel like they're gonna leave without us, but I also really want to investigate this because I kind of forgot

I think they left without us. They genuinely left without us

So

You gotta be kidding

I will be a it was clearly this guy down here. He's literally placing TNT

Person on the server you can do this Well, hey, it was clearly this guy down here. He's literally placing TNT. Bro! All right, here we go.

There's only one person on the server who can do this.

All right, let's go guys.

All right, yeah, let's go guys.

Stop like...

Yeah, let's go guys.

Dear God.

Oh my...

Mine through the door!

Mine through the door!

Oh my god, why would you guys break it? It was a cool door!

It was a cool door!

Have fun with that horse.

We can't have anything bro.

We gotta walk like a hundred thousand blocks now.

Really? Yeah.

Oh my gosh!

Why did we shove all this way out?

So we can reconvene with our army, dude. It'll be a fun four hours.

Charge.

You nervous?

Nobody should be nervous.

Yeah.

Steal your nerves.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Into battle.

All right.

Let's go.

All right.

Oh, people are leaving, dude. There's people here so much law. I think lettuce is waiting for us My favorite dropping when you getate's dropping. I'm terrified. They're not going to be able to tell you apart. If you start getting targeted, swap to your normal shield and we'll be able to tell that you're not a true Wombo. Wait, so are we just jumping right in or am I just killing them?

Let's see what we're dealing with.

I guess we have to, yeah.

Oh my god!

Oh my god! Whoa! Oh my god! What the heck? Are we really going through security for a fallout invasion? That's a really good point. You're right.

Come on guys.

Oh my gosh, my frames dude.

Yeah, my frames are... Oh my god.

Someone wanna split buffs with me?

Dude, my FPS is 1.

Pop together team! Yeah, because you don't got them rendered. Oh, there's so many people. Wait, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I wonder what you could possibly want me to do in that scenario. I think we should pick an easier code word. I'm gonna go up there.

I'm gonna get a better vantage point, though. There is just someone there. It's funny that this is gonna end the same way that it started.

Killing a thousand players.

Okay, I'm assuming that means I was supposed to do it. Oh my gosh!

Oh my god!

Yo!

What? Oh my- yo! Look at that guy in the air!

What?

Whoa!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Oh my, yo! Look at that guy in the air!

Whoa!

Oh my god!

You bitch! You bitch! You bitch! You bitch! Oh my god.

Yo where's Lennox? Bring me Lennox. Oh my god dude. Wait who am I supposed to? Why are they invisible?

Guys guys if you're on my team swap back to normal. Oh my god, dude, wait, who am I? Why are they in business? I'm just killing everyone parrot Why are there silverfish here?

What the?

Oh my god, we're getting everybody.

Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

Oh, okay. Mine!

Oh, I messed up. No! I'm trash. Oh, I'm trash.

Oh, I'm trash. Oh, I'm trash. Oh, I'm trash. Oh, I'm trash. Oh, I'm trash. Oh My

This was anti-climatic oh Never mind. There's still some some more fun to be had. Oh, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Wait, what? Oh this guy's an ally. Okay. Dude, I'm so ready. Wait, they're probably just picking up normal shields and like coming onto our- Like, how do we know that these are like actually like- Bro, don't trust these people! They're switching sides! Yeah!

Remember the code! Remember the code!

What is the code? Oh, that was Angus.

Anybody can pick up the code!

Alright, well, you know what?

You know what? They're on our side now. Welcome to our side. Okay. Whatever.

I got some defectors.

Wait, what?

Are you serious?

He's a defector. All right, well, I kind of wanted to ban lettuce. Oh no, wait, there's still some fighting going on over here.

Hold on, hold on.

Horace, watch out!

Horace! here hold on watch out that was such a trash fight bro oh my god

are you crazy in the house we slimed them out instantly.

We're getting golden apples bro. There's no way that's it right? Something doesn't feel right. That was fun. Yeah I see it.

Where were lettuce and all of the commanders? I didn't see lettuce and ones.

Wait they're probably in the palace. already got save lessons

Yeah, they're up here hey buddy, so was that your grand plan cuz I'm about to kill you so what is

You left all of your people to die and you just like ran away inside of your castle like a coward bro Wow I feel like we have this conversation so many times how stupid do you guys think I am I mean pretty stupid oh yeah this was your plan bro you lured us into the Northern Council with your entire army that we slaughtered in 5 minutes? Yeah bro, we got Wise Soldier 2004 here.

Is that it?

You really think that's it?

You've come this far. Why stop now?

What?

You think I got this far with just one army?

Just one plan?

It's a trap.

Why don't you do me a favor and turn around check your surroundings I don't see anything Oh my god. Alright, I'm slamming out Lettuce. Or God of War, that is.

What? Yo.

It's an ocean of netherite players.

Yeah, and we'll do it again. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We're gonna have to lock in for this one.

Theo just got quad killed.

They all have totems too? They're all invisible? This feels pretty familiar. Ironically, the frame rate makes this way harder.

That's probably the biggest challenge of this army. Oh my god! I have like 50 people on me. Oh, okay.

I can't even like isolate them.

What?

Hello?

Can anyone hear me right now?

Yo, wait, who's near me who's near me I hear Sam I hear Perry. Okay. Okay. We should group up

Dude oh my god. Why are there withers? Actually, that's probably lot of people, but the netherite players are not gonna die from that. Okay oh my Sarge how are you in every fight ever are you good by mine are you on our team I'm assuming you are I feel like my stab shot is just tickling them Oh my god Yo, are you guys good down here? Yeah, yeah, oh no, no, no, no, not anymore, not anymore! Yo, Horace, watch out!

Oh, hey, Zappa, I was just maced you. You're my brother. For your brother, bro, for your brother! I'm killing you right here, right now, Sar now, so I am getting targeted. Holy.

That was an error.

Oh, no, that got some guys. Hey, buddy. What do I even do in this situation? I think I do this. Let's go flame. I'm going to spam more. I just feel like it's going to kill our other allies that we have in this fight.

Well, Paris is going in, huh?

Flam!

These are my kills.

Oh my god! Hey buddy. Oh gee, you want to Slime Steal that?

Oh, I'm burning through rockets way too fast. Alright, I'm gonna cool.

Need some more? Uh, I will, yeah, in a sec, but, uh, kinda getting jumped. Oh my god, dude, this dude will not leave me alone you know what bro I'm dropping a nuke on you okay so They're all so tanky. Oh my god bro.

So annoying. Oh

Yo shield shield shield jumper shield jumper shield How is this guy alive? Oh my God. I mean, I try and kill a lot of people so I went even yo what's good bro this is like really bad oh my god Yo, what is going on? Alright, you know what?

Yo yo, Zan have you seen Flame?

No.

Do you have a shield?

Yes. Take, actually, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Wait.

I dropped it.

Do I have to use- Is that your banner pattern?

No, it's a freaking- Oh no, thank god.

Okay.

You can keep me safe while I restock W. I need to restock W. Yo, flame, flame, flame, flame, flame.

Come here, come here, come here. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't know where my chokers went. Here, here, I have them already. Oh, yo, they're down here, by the way.

No!

No! I lost my choker!

No, I'm gonna totem.

No, no.

What?

No!

You all died.

I guess.

Okay.

You died! It's me, it's me. Jokers, jokers, here take this netherite. Okay, okay, I'm pro. I'm here, I'm here.

Here, here, quick, quick, quick.

Grab what you can.

Jokers are gone.

Everything I have is broken, bro.

You guys even have some.

Wait, someone repot, can we repot? I'm running out. Flame, we should stick together, we should stick together guys. All right. Please, I wanna live. Yo!

Oh, what? Okay, oh goodnight.

Yeah.

Nice.

Okay, okay, okay. Wait, free armor, free loot. Yeah, get the armor, get the armor, get the armor. Let's just kill, let's work our way

through these guys right here.

Let's go.

Okay. All right.

Okay, I... He's playing back up.

I popped one.

Okay, I'm gonna get... Can we get out of the water? Yeah, yeah, let's get out of the water.

Ah!

Oh, I'm on the surface now. You.

Okay.

Yo, get this guy. This guy's alone, this guy's alone.

Oh yeah, he's got a totem, he's good.

He has a second one, he has a second one.

Got him.

Blame this one.

Nice! Oh my god!

Nice!

Genuinely insane, what the... oh my god nice genuinely insane what the oh

wait why don't we just target the same people yeah we can we get just do a mace

do a mace this one vocal shaman all right no he went in water this one free boots

i'm coming out coming coming out, coming out.

I missed.

He has another ton of me, he has another ton of me. NT though.

Okay, I keep like losing my target.

I'm finding the most successful next thing here, you guys. It's working.

Everyone's kind of converting for it though. Yeah, yeah, we should find a new spot, find a new spot. Oh, they're bringing them towards us.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Go up the wall.

Go up the wall.

Okay. Nice play.

All right, here's the creep.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Right here, right here.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, right here. Yep.

Dude, dude, dude, dude, right here. He's shield's down.

I hit lettuce instead of him. Oh my god dude. It's so hard to focus him. Alright shield. Because they're a prop for another right

Yeah, I'm here I'm here I'm here I just got popped by the repot

Okay, my pearl just went to like the middle of nowhere dude there are genuinely a hundred people on me here

This is not even like effective a little bit Yo, there's just too many people on me always yo, yeah I'm getting low to my arm is getting low. I have no idea where literally anyone is Part these guys there's a map. Yo part these guys There's a huge army Spoke what are you doing? Can I get some rockets, please? I have no rockets breath. I see you find her out charges I'm trying to focus have you ever heard of it oh my god and just like completely

oh I'm completely screwed yo do you have any armor Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh

Wait your helmet list what do I do about this? I messed that up. Hey buddy. Where'd you go?

Okay.

Well.

Screw it. to Okay. Hey buddy. How many of those orbitals could you possibly have? Uh, enough. Dude, these guys are like picking up totems. They have so many totems. Yo, anyone have boots? Boots? Anyone have spare boots on my team? Hey, Horace. Where where where? Okay, I'm coming up, coming up. Please, pick him up! I got him!

Can you re-pot? Do you have pots?

Okay, wait, come up, come up, come up. Come up on the mountain.

Do any of you have a spare helmet no

Is this your first this is some guys random guys, bro

Hey, buddy

Yo horse watch out Sarge lock hearts cards can instantly kill you Horse Horace watch out Sargealot carts Carts can instantly kill you

Horace Horace Horace watch out

Yeah I can pot I can pot

Alright pot pot pot pot pot pot pot

I don't think you can get any of those

Uh I got I got I got fire res that's what I really needed

Dude oh my god

Sargealot

Yeah Sargealot

Dane, watch out.

Yes. Okay, that's good. Loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot, loot. I see you buddy. I'm out of strength. Oh my god none of these guys are dying. Okay, he froze the escaper. Hello? I think they're doing pretty good. Wait, why do I have weakness? Oh my god.

Who splashed me with weakness? doing pretty good wait why do I have a weakness oh my god who's flashing with

weakness yo egg bro and off bro I need a helmet oh wait meet me at my I'm here what is your fortress I have a fortress don't worry where is your fortress bro I need it it's up there I I need helmet. I'm a helmetless player.

I'm going up to the Eggshan Fortress.

I'm at the Eggshan Fortress. Yo, your fortress is not very well defended, dog. Yo, I need a helmet. I have slow falling from lettuce for two minutes. That's actually freaking absurd.

Yo, roof. Make a roof. Make a roof actually freaking absurd your roof make a roof make a roof make a roof

hey watch out watch out watch out he's gonna base you midair why would he do that?

chug god apples chug god apples chug god apples

what egg totem egg totem Egg totem, egg totem, egg totem.

Dude. Help!

Wemba, do you have a helmet? I do, but I'm getting like messed up right

now. Yo, egg, I need potions. Wait, but you have a helmet I do but I'm getting like messed up right now Yo egg honey potions, can you pop me I'm also gonna need new help new chestplate new chestplate I got a new one. I

Back up egg make sure you're not near me. Dude, these guys are actually like, all of these guys are stacked. The people left alive are actually like the good ones. Okay, that was actually clean.

Hey, purple.

Hey, bro.

Are you fighting for the law?

Dude, I feel like...

Oh my God! Oh no! Dude, I get like... Nice! Niiiice! Nice! Oh! Yeah, okay. I think you got him. Helmet!

That's the first time I've ever seen one of these guys break their armor. That's gotta be a good sign. Oh, I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I'm dead. I'm dead.

I'm dead. Helmet. That's the first time I've ever seen one of these guys break their armor. That's got to be a good sign. Time to zoot out. Go, don't cart!

There you go.

That scared the crap out of me.

Are there many more left? I mean, purple's right behind us, bro. Let's kill him.

Immediately falls into a hole Hey buddies, these guys are just like It's take care of that.

Oh, lettuce.

Yo, watch out.

He got apples, bro. Yo watch out. Why did you bring him here?

Just eat god apples bro. Are we serious?

Letting AT tough.

You can't think you're like heroes or something.

Minute probably does, I don't think I care.

You think this is right?

His armor's to pop eventually. He had a god apple, you had a god apple.

Spirit, you're alive! Oh my god.

Yes, I'm alive, I'm alive.

Dude, I'm sorry, I kept getting split up.

It's okay.

Yo, save it until after we're done.

Oh my god, Flame, you're alive! Oh, I just base parent Oh my god, actually, how is he alive? There's no panties no pants. He's literally a one-tap. Are you sure? Okay He's literally a one-time now

But is it EF rockets? Use rockets!

Yo he's leaving!

Yo Minis stay on him! Oh it's you. Where'd he go? He had an escape route. Oh, god. He's gone. Alright, well I guess we're the ones who get to tell everyone that then. I mean, is it so bad that he got away? He's not banned? I mean yeah, because we couldn't stop him. I mean he will never be as powerful as he was.

He lost his army, and the servers seen him for what he is.

Now he has to live, knowing the mistakes he made.

Hmm.

And besides, if we hunt him down to the end of the earth, trap him in prisons,

then aren't we doing unto him what he did to us?

Well, wasn't that just an eye for an eye?

Maybe, but...

If you want to see real change on the server, then... you have to do things like this. And besides, I know it doesn't make a lot of sense. But on this server,imbo's the only one that just came back.

All right.

My bad.

Just wait a minute.

That was really bad.

Yeah, let us escape. Are you serious?

Oh my God, bro.

Yeah, so he could literally be, be a dead body.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I Are you serious?

Oh my god, bro. So he can literally be anywhere.

Oh my god, I spent all that time training.

I almost died today.

I'm about to pass out.

Oh my god.

At least you destroyed the base, right?

That's something. Bro something no one cares about that

Positive side wait, oh, it's a silver lining guys. Yeah

I think our entire squad died. Oh, yeah All right, I guess not too late you'll see in the chat What the hell are you doing

Come on guys, we're not done fighting yet. We still have to get lettuce dude.. Are we kidding? What just happened? You know, let's keep the United front intact.

Bro, play. Play. Pop me up. Egg, pop me up. Egg, pop me. Egg, pop me. Egg, pop me. Egg, pop me. Egg.

I don't have pots.

What?

I don't have pots.

Oh my god At least I'm What are you even talking about What do you mean? What am I talking about? Well, you're acting like I know where Jaden's mace came from You were just completely yes. Yeah my screen now. How am I even supposed to? Why are we why are we just killing Jaden? I mean, I don't we don't got a fight here I'm down to fight you later.

But bro, I mean, what you're defending him with your life.

Well, yeah, I am.

Not my problem to get him to give you the mace.

Yeah, so why are you on it?

Let me fight him myself.

I'm not gonna let you ban him. Well, make him drop my mace. Unless you want him to die. Nice, but she went on the dot. Well. Like it, come on. You think you can get through me? I mean really, I mean, we can see.

I guess he's still fighting.

Oh my god, I have no win charges.

Hello?

Oh my god. I'm pretty good. hello

I'm pretty good

come on guys, one of you guys gotta win to prove who's the stronger one

sorry

why are you killing him? because Theo attacked me

why am I getting 2v1'd by Theo and Flame?

bro, I don't understand this.

Me?

Bro, this is battle for the buns, bro. One mistake and you're dead. You don't have a totem.

Okay, that didn't work like I thought. Yo, Jaden, where are you?

I'm on me area. Why does he want your mace? Because it belongs to my friend. Yo yo, I give me your god apples

Give him

You're really to be wanting me come on I'm not trying to have an actual fight with you

I don't know why you're trying to just kill Jayden. Go away! Go away! Well, I'm not gonna let you kill Jayden.

Tell him to drop the mace.

You're the one who freed him.

Yeah, a freaking decade ago.

A decade ago? It was like earlier today.

From jail? You didn't even tell me he was in the jail. Actually, I would have never done that

The gate look who's back Oh

It's lettuce yo, no no flame shut up

Don't kill it up, so I'd be the hero that killed him. Okay good boy. Good boy

Let us what are you doing?

Look, I'm done. Yo, Flame, stop fighting.

Look, I'm done, okay? If you guys really wanna kill me, then just do it. I've never once, I don't fear dying. And I just can't- I'm not gonna live in a server that doesn't want me. Because my goal has always been to enforce the will of the server and what the server

wants. And clearly by the looks of it, if the server doesn't want justice against people like Wemboo, Lame,

then fine.

I'm just gonna keep being met with that much resistance.

Where are we go- what are we doing? Why don't we just kill him?

No, let's hear him out.

He surrendered but he's been-

Okay. What if he has a stasis? No, let's hear him out. He surrendered. He surrendered, but he's been, okay.

What if he has a stasis?

Where are we going, Farron?

Wait, why are you taking him away? He, okay, he's literally worse than me and Wimbo.

Wimbo, can I let the arrow sing, bro?

Just wait. I feel like letting him live is outrageous.

Are we letting him live?

I don't disagree with you, but I Think it's just unfair to kill him right on a fair. Are we gonna talk about unfair now? I mean come on there, please

Yeah, and I bet you a lot of people want him dead well i mean a lot of people are dead because of him the same way we're not even didn't you kill a thousand players yeah i killed a thousand players but this dude is all you know why are you genuinely just raising just raging. He's like you killed so many people. I think we should put it to a vote.

I agree. I mean yeah we kind of are the only people left alive. Yeah let's split right now

and see who will win them alive. Yeah. Barret come on. Let's let's let's we want to vote let's vote All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right.

All right. give and forget. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Hey! Yo, is that, are you guys going to vote?

This is, uh.

Well, give us the second thing, bro, because we've been five seconds.

Let's think about it.

What if that's the abstain?

I'm not abstaining.

I just want to think for two seconds. Oh, wait, ponder your word, bro. Damn. bro damn like I don't fully despise him but it's just like it's just kind of like crazy that like it would be like we just let him go IRL you know I think if

we just kill him we repeat the cycle and I don't think that's a good idea. The cycle? What cycle? If we kill him we end this. Do you want to get hunted by thousands of players?

Well he's dead so if we leave him alive we don't even know what's gonna happen. So we're gonna gamble everything. We're gonna undo everything we've just done.

Like...

Wow. I was worried we'd have a tie. It's not a tie.

All right, let us come with us then.

Really?

I don't know.

I just think he's coming back.

What's he gonna do with a naked player in a jail cell?

Yeah.

It's just like, you about like I don't I don't know there's no he can always come back he can but he'll just lose again what if

he took everything from him bro he has nothing left he split he did it to himself uh if he had another army i don't think he would have surrendered

yeah

yeah i think you would have just called in the third one i think we got enough advantage

i also think at this point that we probably banned a good percentage of the server why are you walking in front of my view of events, bro?

Thank you.

So, parent, what?

What?

Why do you even want to keep lettuce alive? Like, I got this one like, doesn't even make sense.

Because if we kill him, then we're no better than him, bro. We're no better. So okay over the next week if this is okay with all of you, I'm probably gonna be holding an election and Continuing the election that let us started and if lettuce somehow manages to win that's the servers decision. He has the right

Yo, we did just dismantle his whole everything has the right to vote. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa of the election and do exactly what he did Well, I just really feel like the vast majority of the server just like doesn't really know about what actually happened

So I feel like they're gonna make an incorrect decision here and everyone contributed

This army being defeated. I was training for weeks. The entire server already watched me and let us talk. It's too late. The entire I

Know I'm not gonna win. I knew that the moment the execution against you failed. It's too late. I tried to warn you, Parrot. I really did.

What are you talking about?

You'll find out soon enough.

Alright, so he wants to die. Is that what I'm hearing?

No, dude. That's not what he said at all and I'll let us You're gonna be in prison for a very very long time and you're probably never gonna see the light of day again

I mean to be fair. This is a pretty nice castle. I feel like so well, he's going deep underground. Oh, OK. So where are we imprisoning him?

We just want to lock him up in here.

Um, yeah, I'll I think it just makes sense to temporarily keep him here. I'll have Theo keep watch and then I'll get Horace to build an actual prison under the castle.

Mm hmm.

All right. Well, whatever you do, I don't plan to leave.

You got any like, iron bars? I mean, I got to say, you know, you know, it can actually a little bit secure at the very least. Are you gonna put on the floor? But I jump real quick was let me just like, you got it.

No, okay, there you go.

I'm surprised this really went this far.

This is crazy. Sometimes it's just the people in the background, isn't it? Yeah, I don't know why you made this, but you can have this.

It's yours.

What?

That is cruel.

It's from a long time ago.

Yeah, we don't got to ban him, but Parrot, please do not let him go.

Okay. All right.

All right.

See you, Flame. Theo, can you stay watched here?

You ready to go?

Yeah.

Perhaps. What do you mean perhaps?

Can we just go? Only if you answer my riddle Don't answer is riddled. No, no, no, no, no, no, please bro. It's a good one. It's a good one later When I was up there at the top bridging, I saw the daylight cycle go on and on. We fought for five Minecraft days straight.

Pretty sure we fought for longer than that, actually.

I'll be the first historian to mark this war. I'll call it the five day war.

Oh, isn't it six now?

Sunrise?

The six day war.

There we go.

What is Pera doing bro?

I don't know.

Are you going to become king now?

I'm just going to hold an election and see who people vote for.

I'm not voting for you bro.

And if they vote for me then sure.

Yeah I'd vote for Egg Chan but you could be my second pick.

Okay.

Alright well uh it was fun fighting with you guys and thanks for all the help

Yeah, this was pretty fun. Yeah

It's been a while since I've done a big battle

Where are you guys heading now?

Right to the library

I'm not going to the library with you. I will see you later parent

See ya. Okay, tell you my room. What, we'll see you later, Parrot. See ya.

What's your riddle?

Alright, so the riddle is... I have no voice, yet stories I tell within my walls,

all knowledge dwells. It's a library.

Dang it, dude.

How did you already know? I wasn't even down the halfway, dude.

You were just talking about a library you have any idea where we should go do you still have a lot of choices on the pathway who even is that how did you how did you get how did you get ahead of me we've left earlier than you only what is your beef

with Jaden I stole my friends mace, lomity. I don't really know anything about him.

Is lomity good with the mace?

That's the only question you have.

What else am I supposed to ask?

I mean he's not that great but he has a little origin to it. So I guess that's, it's less more important

Well You know is that Where you guys headed I Think I have an idea. Yeah egg. No, we're gonna go this way

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