Vanoss appeared on the Matan Podcast!

Vanoss finally went on a podcast. I feel like this was, ironically, a great first podcast to pick because the humor isn't that far off our groups in terms of edgy levels.

Yeah, I'll say I'll save my opinion for after.

Have you seen this already? Because I've seen it. Evan phoned me and he asked me to have a look. It was like, have a look at this.

I went on a podcast. He thought it was important to make sure that it was a good reflection on the group and that he he didn't want to put out anything that might have any kind of hindrance on the group. So he wanted to get everyone's opinion. And I thought it was really good. So me and Louis Gannacal went over it and thought it was OK.

Yeah. Other than that, folks, here we go.

Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the podcast. For today's guest, we have Vanoss Gaming. Please welcome him. How's it going?

Nice to see you.

For today's co-host, we have my manager, Var Floring.

I wonder how many people he's fist bumped when they've walked on.

Are those real hundreds?

I don't know some of the characters and the lore here.

The guy on the right, full autism.

This room is full of it, but I love the one that the guy on the right has like a Ferrari outfit. Oh, if Matten knew his lore, the Ferrari lore. Oh, if he was just driving a little Ferrari around, you know, around the table, maybe stopping off outside of school. That would have been like a perfect little lore nugget Easter egg.

And a playground as well, just driving around.

I'm Evan or VanossGaming. I post YouTube videos. I make a living from posting GTA 5 videos, Black Ops 3 Zombies videos and Uno.

Those are his games that he genuinely likes playing still.

He always says yes to Uno and Black Black Ops 3 zombies and GTA 5. I bought a few new guns at a gun store and like all the employees knew who I was To f*** your fans? No, no, no, just to like f*** up the s*** maybe if I get angry one day But that would be where you find your fans

No, they're older, I told you

That's true, maybe I thought you meant like a university

No, no, going like elementary school, you know, classic

Keep it classic, I love that line

So is that what you're up to nowadays? You're making some UTA videos still but you're planning on killing a bunch of children? I'm not actually planning on killing a bunch of children. I just got really into guns recently

I feel like a lot of stuff that's been censored so far wouldn't be censored in an Evan video I don't think he even censors like Or n-word or any of that anymore. Like it was one time at my party. You said theyslur, you didn't censor that. Who said it? You said it! In Mario Party I pissed you off and called me...

A f***er.

That's the one! That's right, that's the one!

Now we have to censor that one.

But, um...

But I don't think Evan does.

Doing my sort of twice a week recordings, make music sometimes, and just... trying to enjoy life do people ever confuse you with Vanoss Gaming since you're both OG Asian YouTubers rather than

who I am which is

niga higa say again slower

do people ever confuse you with

well I know it's the n word

since he won't we will

now we slow down

niga higa He won't we will how we slow down

So people do they ever come up to you and say like hey, what's up Vanoss and then you're like no no, that's not

Racist and they go away. Why are they racist because they because they mistaken me for Vanoss gaming Oh, I thought it was because of niga you go

No, I mean, that's just I mean people understand that like they it's it's okay because that's like it's like a black racist thing But like I'm talking about the Asian racist thing Who is he calling

This is just like a running

Promise I won't keep you long. I'm just going to help you look for life insurance plans.

Yo, what the fuck? You're an unnie fucking life insurance. Who the fuck is this? I'm gonna fucking kill you. Don't fucking call me back. Bye.

So that happens throughout the podcast for god knows what reason.

Thank you. Can I have one of those? Not yet.

He just gave you a hundred bucks? I feel like that's like a gift.

Massive gift potential there. Is this gift in very niche, stupid instances?

Yes.

All right.

Anyway, sorry, Brian.

That was a complete waste of time. Because I know these guys are not here.

Who is that?

Exactly.

Would you replace your iPhone with an exploding phone that randomly explodes and kills you?

No.

Why? With an exploding phone the randomly explodes and kills you No, what?

Because I like iPhones more than Samsung's No, they have that issue too, but really a phone made just for that I

mean

You know the exploding phone of course wouldn't keep me off social media, so But it's a smartphone like he knows when you're taking a call. The whole point is that it kills you. It can't explode in your pocket. Um, I don't know. I probably I'd probably be down to take it on my my mission. Just throw it. Yeah, like a grenade. Yeah.

The thing is, I've seen Matt's referencing like the whole Israel phone explosion scenario. Evan doesn't know that even happened.

I think Evan also knows... He knows that Mattan likes to kind of go in that Israel direction for a conversation. But Evan doesn't entertain that because he doesn't give a shit really.

But let's be honest, he also doesn't know most of it.

He doesn't want to get baited into something so he's just just gonna make a joke about it and then just defuse it.

Yesterday you tweeted, God bless the holy land of Israel, and with Hashem's help, we will f*** the Arabs. What did you mean by that?

I meant that...

You know, exactly what it said. That, I mean, that's pretty shocking, especially in today's age. Well. I you know I just wanted to be on your side I'm kind of just not involved here. I'm just trying to get your perspective on it. Yeah, what's your background Los Angeles? Born here, but my actual background like you like white white. I'm like from Europe like uh You're up to That's not true though. I mean I like I converted I converted to white. Oh, that's not how I was born like this

Converted to white is a great line because he's trying to basically say that Matt and converted from white

There's like some weird subtle

They're playing the same game and they're like who's gonna trip over who used to watch my videos right? Yeah, this guy used to watch my videos. He's like a lot older than not it. He's not a 40. I don't really know

He's nodding That's why you like the Ferrari guy actually kind of interacts with everyone else a bit. It is not so many people have actually watched

Maybe Medium, I think.

the old videos.

You'll grow into this, bud.

Look at the size of this.

You'll grow into this.

Printed and fucking...

Dude, I would like that shirt. I'd fit now Evan give it to me. Ironically if I went to his house and he gave me one of these I'd be happy.

What the fuck you calling me right now for? Let me fucking leave bro.

I don't know why you brought tissues. Did he bring the tissues or were they already there?

I didn't hear anything. It's only me, you and uh...

Ghost over there.

Yeah I was just trying to make sure. Why do you have this all in like a big garbage bag? I was in a hurry.

Hold on.

Uh.

It's a massive bag.

Okay, so I got a lot of shit.

That's a rifle.

No, this is not a rifle. This is a... This is for your boy, Viral Flooring.

This is for you.

I want you to have that.

For me, when I watched the podcast, it became a lot more fun when props were brought out.

I was gonna wait till the end of this. I think Evan brought most of the humor and entertainment to the podcast. What they did, I was kind of like, alright, well, the guns and the props and the stuff that he had, I think he saved it. I think he really saved it. Imagine he didn't bring it and win him. I think this would have been quite-

A little, uh, yeah.

It would have been, you know,

A little, yeah.

Yeah, kinda okay.

Because this bit is great. Giving the most autistic looking dude, like, all the stuff that he gives him, is like giving the worst stuff

to the worst kind of person. Why did you put this in the group chat while we're recording? We're recording right now, Brian. And you just put that in the group chat.

Bro is like a fucking hawk. He's watching everything. Is you watching this podcast this whole time? This is you. This whole thing.

I actually lost weight. I wish this was me. I've lost quite a bit of weight in this picture. So, thanks, Brian.

Thanks, Brian.

Do you think Kid Rock had the greatest Super Bowl performance of all time? I didn't see it. Why?

I didn't watch the Super Bowl.

It wasn't on the official Super Bowl.

Yeah, so I didn't know that.

It was on Turning Point USA YouTube channel. I didn't know that. You didn't even hear about this? No. It was excellent. I'm not really on the internet a lot. They should have been playing it on TV. They should have taken that guy, wherever he's from.

Who was the one who played it? The official one? He's from like Puerto Rico?

I don't know. What are you talking about?

He didn't even know Bad Bunny before winning the Super Bowl. That's how much Evan just doesn't give a fuck what's happening in the mainstream political or anything really honestly anything mainstream and Evan is just like I don't care. I literally do not care.

Like there's times where we're doing a death run maps and he's like so what's going on? Like what's going on in the world? What can we make a map about?

I'm like a lot actually?

A lot actually is going on? Did you not hear about this? No. No? Okay.

I gotta be honest, that's the way I wanna be. All thanks to TNN, I'm forced to know something.

Bad Bunny, I think? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard that. You think they should send him back to Puerto Rico and then they should have Kid Rock was great. He thanked Turning Point USA and Jesus True and and the other guy barely even speaks English and in American is the American game they call it They're trying to gentrify us

No

Sorry This line of questioning completely fell flat Take my water. No. Sorry

This line of questioning completely fell flat

Thank you. You brought a water with you? Yeah, I brought yeah, I had a Gatorade bottle a second ago Maybe it's thrown away in that trash can? Maybe. Can you spot it? Right now? The Gatorade bottle?

Yeah Gatorade bottle? Yeah. Shit, dude.

Uh...

Oh!

Is it actually in the bottom left? Behind Mattin's chair?

The little green thing?

Yeah, on any bug-eyes legs.

Wait, how the fuck did it get there?

He swiped it during the... When he was getting the...

So the guns here aren't real.

Oh, Mattin takes it and then puts it...

He used to watch my videos, right? Yo. This guy used to watch my videos?

Oh, that's actually funny, that's actually- I like that, I like that. That's pretty good.

He did it so naturally, misdirection. Like, we were looking at what Evan was doing, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

When Evan went- I was looking at the bag Evan was opening,

it was like a fucking magic trick dude, Matt and the magician. Bojack, it's his favorite show Bojack Horseman.

Oh yeah. Used to watch his show.

What's your favorite character from the show?

Bojack.

Bojack?

I guess that makes sense, right?

Yeah.

Is that your money he's counting?

Some of it, yes. Some of it's from some of his other clients.

How much does he keep?

What's his cut the whole thing whole thing and how much money did you make on YouTube because you have about 16 billion views I don't know I kind of spent all my money so I'm kind of spent all of your money on like hard assets yeah hard assets that means like a house and pigs heads and stuff just like guns full-size truck about like eight hundred thousand dollars worth of camping gear.

Do they actually get $800,000 worth of camping gear? Fucking hell, that's believable. He really likes camping. Maybe he counts the truck as camping gear. Maybe in his head he's like, this insane truck that I kitted out

and modded and everything.

I think I know some of the stuff that he's talking about, but I'm not gonna say what it is,

just to be safe I do know he spent two hundred thousand dollars on Amazon

I'm trying to be careful cuz like I don't want Evan to fucking slap me like saying don't tell him this Let's say I know there's some things that he brought for his vehicle for camping. Yeah, that's what I was just saying

I'd say yeah, he's got a nuts vehicle for camping a nuts vehicle. yeah, it's like super customized for camping like zombie apocalypse This man is just playing life on sandbox mode bro. This guy's playing creative

This guy's in creative. Have you ever considered replacing the current vanoss crew with other YouTube legends like Keemstar and Fouseytube? Why not He'll get real crazy. Yeah, but you guys have lost some members over the years. Out of those two, Brian, who would you rather?

Fousey. Oh, definitely Fousey.

I would take mental illness over Keemstar. I would take a lot of different things over Keemstar.

Yeah, but you guys have lost some members over the years. Yeah, but I don't think it's like I don't think it's necessary We just show up every Monday Tuesday. Just play games. We don't need anyone new Yeah, but you don't want it happens naturally like I feel like that's like if somebody's just you know friends of friends and like They want to record and we're chill like What about really there's not really like a official crew list or something, you know what I mean? No, I mean, effectively there's people-

Yeah, yeah, like people that return to videos, but like- Have you ever done anything with Keemstar?

No, I haven't.

But wouldn't he be kind of good because he's a little different than most of you guys?

Not really, I mean-

With a different background? I just don't think he would mesh with that? Look at his little smirk. Look at his little smirk on the shitster.

There must be some reason why Mattan like, has he got like some vendetta against Keem or something? He's pushing the Keem angle.

Yeah, he's definitely pushing a lot more on the Fousey side.

And Fousey, he's just crazy. So he'll make it interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Fousey, Fousey be a blast. He lives in LA I think, he lives in San Diego so not too far from you. You probably could just film at your house with him. You want to have him live with you? I have his number.

No, I don't want that.

I enjoy this way more than the political shit that he was bringing up. It's so much more enjoyable.

This is actually some depth. That instant reaction. That a reaction. That is a reaction. You're, do you want me to give you his number? He can live with you.

No.

No hesitation.

He doesn't even want me to live with him.

I've tried. It doesn't work.

You're too good for him?

No, he's probably too good for me. I don't know. He sounds like he's doing a lot of big things.

No.

I think he would actually- What about you? play games with us when GTA 6 comes out. I would happily do it. I'm a fan, but I'm saying like, I might not be as interesting. Like imagine Keemstar screaming the N-word and Fousey2 be telling Keemstar he made him want to f*** himself. That's a real story.

Madden has been on the internet, I'd say since the age of f***ing seven.

He's been chronically online for most of his life. You've played a big part in the childhood of many young people Don't you think that sounds a little suspicious? Well, you have to expand the context a little bit the fact that they know I don't know what that means

Well, please explain yourself

Very self-explanatory a lot of young people say yeah, he was a big part of my childhood. Yeah

Yeah, cuz they watched my skits. Yeah, they watched my skits

Is that why? Yeah, I mean you're gonna be a huge part of a lot of people's childhood because of the show now my audience is old They're like they're like 30 40 year old like a demographic. Yeah, they're like they know stuff. They're not young and dumb They like they're they're like, they know stuff, they're not young and dumb, they're like, they're smart and they have taste.

They wanna know about business, they wanna know what's going on in the world.

And what's in that big black bag over there? I thought that was a guitar, but now I'm guessing that's a rifle. Yeah.

I got a couple more gifts.

Here, this is for you.

Disclaimer, these are props, not real.

Can I get you some of my...

Hold on.

Sorry. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Sorry, continue.

Okay. I was disappointed when he took them off. Look, why do you do it?

Can I try that out? Is that a real one? No, this is I mean, can you tell no not really? I've never shot a gun. This is like this is the practice dry fire. So yeah

Oh, he doesn't show it what did he do? He goes do you want to try it out? He took the gun and put it straight up to his temple and started spamming the trigger like he was-

Oh my gosh, you're right! That wasn't the original!

And they-

Aww Is that supposed to blind somebody while you're shooting them? Oh well I'm not pointing at anybody so...

I love what he did with this. He turned the whole thing on them.

Why are you aiming it at the wall?

Look at that frame right there.

Don't worry, don't worry. I'm not aiming at anybody. It looks like a Scooby-Doo villain reveal. Think about it

You have to give everybody a second chance and also They're doing it out of their own volition There shouldn't be a law that says that but if somebody thought of doing that themselves and they're trying to help out the community and and get better

The guy on the left must have blipped like 10 fucking times in a space of 5 seconds because of Evan

Splashing the light in his eyes, look at this shit

If somebody thought of doing that themselves and they're trying to help out the community

3, 4, 5, 6, 7

7? His eyes went, he's like, ahhh

Oh my god, like he's actually struggling

Oh, I feel bad, He's clicking so much!

I'm supposed to practice this five times a day.

He could have a retinal issue and then Evan just died!

What the fucker!

Oh, stop dude.

Safety's a big deal and that's exactly why people get excited about this. Oh

Okay, let me know when you're ready for more questions I bet you if he was here just not in character he would like yeah that like fucked me up god damn I was holding it together as best I could this is a really good observation I don't think anyone has spotted this or thought of this this guy is having an optical breakdown on them

But that's why Evan handed him the shades

I think given the shades cuz he was gonna shoot the light in his eyes And he's the one who didn't want to put the shades on so honestly He's fault. It's his own fault. It's his own fault. I had the shades for a reason. It's not fair

Everybody deserves a second chance. What if they were on that thing you were on, Adderall or whatever? That's not an excuse, I didn't go over with f***ing people. Okay, so you're better than them, good for you. So you're in support of that idea, I guess. Sounds like you're arguing for it. Yes. Listen, I'm a good guy, I wanna see everybody get a second chance. lock them up because they made a mistake three or four times give it a rest yeah that's kind of how it works

that line is great

everybody deserves a second chance it's another opportunity

who cares that they made the mistake four or five times in a row

just they messed up three or four times

they deserve a second chance

yeah it's like, yeah

I like his delivery and some stuff but it kind of goes under the radar

but they did community service they cleaned up the street and I don't have to look at trash when I'm driving I mean the trash isn't that bad kind of gives okay. I could say the same about the other thing they did But well that was That what you were talking about earlier?

Yes.

Okay.

Is your real name Vanoss Gaming? Yes.

Okay.

And what will you name your son?

Um.

Gaming Fong?

Matan Fong.

No, but that is, I have nothing to do with your son. I like my idea more. Gaming Fong I don't know if he's gonna be into gaming though it's just a name you how do you know he'll enjoy my videos cuz you're like of the younger generation you know my audience is old guys I feel like you got some young you know old older guys older how old well 40 50 the ones doing business it went up from earlier earlier was 30

40 he's got here it's 40 50 I would say if I had to take a guess I'd say the Earlier was 30-40, now his audience is 40-50.

I would say, if I had to take a guess, I'd say the average Matan viewer is... 17.

I think 15 to 20.

No, no, no, this one's mine.

Bojack.

Bojack?

That's his favorite show, Bojack Horseman?

I know you told me that.

That's his favorite character from his favorite show, Bojack Horseman.

Yeah.

His favorite character is Bojack.

You're tired of it already?

Come on.

Okay.

All right.

You can't reward behavior like that. He's supposed to take the original gift away from him shotgun you understood what he meant by that this was my favorite part There you go These are definitely real Anyways go ahead with your son's name. I don't know I don't even know if I'm gonna have kids so do you think you would ever consider trying to talk like this so people Don't take you more serious. No

No, I like that people don't take me seriously. Why is that? I don't know. Life is more relaxing when people don't take you seriously. Look what you did. You gave him such a bad toy.

But he loves it though.

Yeah, he likes it because he's like a baby. As I said, when you start complaining about what you gave him, you don't reward that behavior with an even better toy. I mean, see, I'm not gonna be a good parent, so. I shouldn't have kids. Yeah, well, I guess if you gave your kid a shotgun.

After he told you-

We don't know if it's real, though.

But he does look sick, though.

That looks awesome.

He does look sick.

He looks like he's from one of the mods you play. Which one? Any of them. Is there a specific one you were thinking of? Are you talking about Gary's mod? Could be. Maybe. But like there's a lot of mods in Gary's mods. I don't know if you're talking about like

something within that game. This whole section is crazy autistic. That's the most autistic

minute for sure. That back and forth, the guy on the right, like. The whole podcast has been pretty autistic. Yeah, for sure.

It's like anti-social socializing.

Can you imagine if he didn't bring the guns? Seriously, could you imagine what the hell?

This would've been really...

I don't know, I'm just glad he brought that bag.

We should go on the podcast, you and I. No. Just bring a bunch of props, aka Nogla dot shop, guys. Click the link in the description pin comment $24.99 for a mug and an iPod but one of them was signed you bring props like that I knew I knew this was gonna happen when I first watched it I see it from Kevin from all the way I was happy I can finally deal with neck

Maybe I don't have to film with him anymore. This is Brian Brian. This is you Thank you hmm here you want to take a first swing on what the table I don't know I mean, I don't know if this table is important, but

Jesus Christ I'm scared. I'm scared your guys knees And you can deal with that you have something. Can you have something to help me with him?

And you join in on this. How about that small didn Didn't you have like a shotgun in there? I'll blind him.

I'll blind him and then you go on with it. Dude, he got PTSD flashbacks on the bottom left when he said blind. Watch his reaction when he said blind.

I'll blind him. I'll blind him and then you go on with it.

He's like, no! Not again! No!

Put the light away! No, put the light away! He got traumatized! He's like a Resident Evil villain that's like light is his weakness. Just don't burn me with lumens! The last like frame of this whole thing is my favorite.

Literally where they said, right that's the end of it. The video player was on the last frame. Just keep your eye on the right guy and just to how like alpha male this is.

... ... and just to how alpha male this is.

I know the frame you're talking about. Yeah, absolute Chad. He was the unsung hero, unsung hero right there. Well, there you guys go. That was Vanoss' first podcast, probably his last. But wow, what a timeline to be in guys.

Now we gotta go play with our Vanoss.

I ain't playing.

Well, I'll go. I'll represent us.

Good man, good man. Yeah, I ain't playing. I got like a sponsored thing to do and then I go to bed. Then I'm on holidays for two weeks. So I'll see you in two weeks, right?

I was like, fuck. I was like, fuck.

See ya, see ya then.