Wait a minute... This DEFINITELY isn't Mario Party

Is like this game machine party is like Machine party is like if someone saw Mario Party minigames, it was like, oh, that's cool.Let's add death Yeah, you might be able to recognize the art style of this game But this comes from the creative mind of Mike Club Nico Which is the guy behind buckshot roulette and if you know anything about that game, you know, it's very twisted So yeah, he made like a cursed Mario Party minigame game run their pockets run them So basically in this game you just compete with your friends in a bunch of mini games that you know end up with you probably die But we had an absolute blast regardless And if you want to see more of this game when it gets updates or even just in general leave a like on the video And subscribe to the channel Thank you so much for watching the video in the first place, and I hope you enjoy the rest of it You look like my therapist Just like trying to talk to me.So why'd you come in today?Did you plan on playing a game where you kill yourself in every round?Did you plan on doing that?I don't appreciate you, uh, leaning back so far in our sessions.

You know, Sylvie, you appear to be a little more, um, leaned forward, engaged.You can be sad, that's fine, but you're just more engaged.I can tell by your body language.Jockey, you seem like you just don't care to be here.

The coolest guy in the room sits however he wants to sit.

I'm gonna blow you up the second I can in this game.Yummy looks nervous.Holy crap!Whoa!

Whoa!Smitty!

Are we just into it like what the hell is happeningWhoever steps out of mine first is really bad at the game and they'll set the precedent for how you're gonna do the rest I might just chill and wait for something to happen Yo, what's with the red That's the sonar.

Oh, I wish we didn't have the sonar Oh my god, I was standing on two of them they didn't go off Oh my god, dude, all right, I'm doing a no scan run because you guys cool if I do that Yeah, go ahead.

I'm gonna ace this shit.I'm gonna ace it.Here we go.Yep.

I'll roll with you.

What the fuck are these movements, bro?Wait, they're actually working.Sylvie, you bitch!Sylvie, I hope you blow up!Wait, how did you not hit that?

Cheater, I hope you die.

I'mma make it.I'mma make it.I'm calling my bitch ass in.That's bullshit.

Atta boy.We got so far without scanning.That's actually insane.So we ran into a mine and killed us both.I got a gun.Do I get to shoot my friends?

Don't hit that look out.Oh my god

I don't know you didn't memorize that what is so be doing bro.

I think I got it I didn't know what I was looking at.

I'm gonna be real.It's two.It's two.It's two.It's two.I don't believe him.

No, that's That's it.That's it.

I did three.I did four.Scoby just staring at his sprig like fuck it.Oh my god.

Run their pockets.

Run them.

I got it.I got it.I just submitted my dad, whatever.I'll take what items drop insert items shoot everything.Oh, okay So we're trying to build a weapon Get ready boys What I mean with that do I drop it in there?I don't know what to do.

How do I drop this in?Oh, we're stupid.

I don't know what the fuck Oh, I figured it out.I figured it out.He's got a good coil.

Oh my god.

I'm so locked Oh you fucking ass y 'all aren't sharing very well guys, this isn't very sharing of you so He's got a gun.

He already got a gun.He already got a gun.

I got a gun Damn it bro.

Look at randomized recipes of bullshit.I had the most poop RNG on that one.Yeah, Mike mine's actually bad Dude, you already have like six items.I have God seen I should be able to steal items.

I should be able to steal items I think I killed oneperson that round.

Okay, that round was good RNG for me.

That's so crazy.Oh Wow, what were the controls on this shit?I think it's WSD.Do I have to hit down?What do I hit here?Oh, it's like yeah, you gotta hit the steps like that dancing game already dead How are you guys keeping up so quick I'm not I didn't know if it was like direction of escalator and I had to like go the opposite I don't know Wait, I was getting all of mine green.

Why was I going down so fast?

If you fuck up a couple of them, yeah, look.So he's just struggling because he fucked up a - yeah.That's insane!Oh my god.

Okay, that takes so much focus.Holy shit.

I'm so bad at these types of games.This is bad.I'm gonna lose.

Dude, my brain!I can't - I can't do this!I can't do this!I'm so bad at these!Oh, you can't mess up.You can't mess up.

Yeah, mine's not definitely oh I'm the hunters.Oh my god He's in that thing all the way the end.We all am bruh.What's the crouch button?

Oh wait yummy.Whoa.Oh He aimed right at my head because of my cone.

Dude, how did I not shoot you?You have to hit him.Wait, can you still be there?Oh my god.

Yomi, stop!

My shit's just so bad!Yomi, don't do this to me, please.

I'm headshotting all three of you.Oh my god.I actually feel like I'm a killer it me if you can't how do you crouch?How do you crouch?Oh that one?It's harder than it seems bro.

It's not I'm waiting for the right moment It's your turn I'm not stopping.

Oh, I can't double -click double -click After that round I gotta I'm glad he was worse than me so far

Damn, Sobi's already got hit.So fucked up.Oh my gosh, this is so hard.Oh my god!Oh, he shot me!No!

Kill him, you can kill him!

Easy.

I got dropped in one shot?

I got headshotted.I'm making it this time, bro.Yeah, bro, you just gotta play the strat right, you know?Don't get headshotted.That was really close.Yeah, that could have been something terrible.

Who is he camping, bro?I'm locked on him.

Forgot you can see my red laser bra was just like camping donkey They should make this a roblox fuck you I'm taking your game Not good for me guys walk it off just a flash moon push it push it push it push it

The second go -around should be no laser cuz that's like I'm good.

I thought I hit you Methodical as hell.

I thought I took somebody's head off.I was oh my god, bro I didn't dodge that one Shuffled safe tiles marked don't fall in the pit.Don't don't don't left -click.Do not left -click.It's it'll kill you It'll just kill you if you left -click don't do it.It says kill.

I saw that I did too.Yeah, so did you see that?We all saw it.So what the fuck is that?Wait, what?Wait, wait, wait, what?

Huh?

What?I don't know Oh

You better hope you got good RNG well It's gonna pick the one that I needed to for you that you know, I love this game So, uh, you're kind of just waiting till one of us dies, huh?I better win this shit, bro This will be a scam if I don't win.

Hey, good luck, buddy Tell me how many points, we gotta push him off.Alright.Focus him, focus him!

Wait, I'm getting bullied!The end, it changes until the end.Push him, push him, push him!The pushing is so fucking janky, it's so funny.

Like four times I thought I had you dead to right, so there's just nothing.

Alright bro, I'm gonna lock it in this round.

I don't even care no more.

I just want your ass dead.I don't even care.

No, yummy, please!Yummy!

Imagine that being the last thing you hear from your boy when he pisses you off.Y 'all can run to him right now.You can run to him right now.Hey buddy, come here.Let's be friends.

He's got the wall tech, he's got the wall tech.

Don't eat in front of the host, but you got to eat you got to finish your meal as quick as you can Okay, so who's the host?Is it a guy with a shotgun?I'm so glad I finished my meal, broYeah, you can stack the peas, I realize.You just gotta spam.I'm going for it.

I'm going for it.Oh my god.I'm going for it.Why did he jiggle pig me like that?Yeah, bro, you gotta stop.

No, I got this!

When someone dies, look at all their...Don't look.

I'm dead.The side -eyeing is dead, Bonnie.

I'm so hungry.I didn't even realize the big iron on his hip until it was too late, bro Green safe red not so we just have to like stand in the areas that are safe.Oh Yeah, so don't stand on the red ones.I think that's what the red one is.Sorry, bro.Nope.

Sorry, bro That's not gonna work.I barely lived.

Okay Oh my god, we're gonna have it's like musical chairs one's gonna be left Nobody's not making it this round.

Y 'all y 'all my number one ops this one right here.

Oh fuck Damn might as well get rid of both, you know, try to kill me off spawn, bro.

No, I didn't try to do that You are evil.

Oh My god, there's still four spots because they think there's no way someone died in the first round Oh, wow, I love this.

I love this.Okay.Good luck boys.Find the syringe.I see it.Yeah, follow me bro.

I'm coming with you guys find it yet.

No, sir.

No, I'm trying.

No still looking find it.Hey yummy.I didn't find it yet.You find it.

I got Ducky.I just have Ducky.

That's me, bro.They're hiding with their flashlights off, bro.They're scared to move.

Get him, Ducky, get him.This whole vibe switched the fuck up, dude.

Find him, Ducky, find him.

Get out there and start biting him, Ducky.So, wait, yummy, are you still hunting?Yep.Okay.Why, did I run right by you?No, no, I'm curious how it works.

I don't know if you infect him to be your soldier or like what.I can't find y 'all, bro.Y 'all are hiding well.What the hell?

Somebody's in that room back there, aren't they?

Yeah, I was standing in the corner, y 'all ran by me so many times.Holy shit.

Now, where's the syringe?Where's the syringe?

I don't know.Off rip is crazy.You better hide.I'd be lying on the internet.I lie on the internet.What?

Hey, you find anything in here?No, sir.How about you?Someone has it.Run.Oh my God, he's right there.

He's right there.He's right there.

I'm just a doctor.

Just a doctor.

I'm just a doctor.Come back.Ready?Go my boy, go.Where is he?

He's around here somewhere.I know he is. I know he's around here somewhere.

Where is he?Is he on the throne?Is he somewhere?Where'd you go?

Sorry.

You around here somewhere?

Dude, you were hiding like right next to me bro.I was to the right.I was to the right.

I gotta find the syringe.I want to be terrifying.

It is crazy how like once you hear that switch the vibe and all the lights start going out.Yeah.Hey, Sobe, we got to create a pact.We got to create a pact if one of us is fine.I'm gonna kill you.I saw another one of you as well somewhere around here There we go, sorry, I didn't know if you actually saw me or not He's dead I've got him Thanks for pulling that through for me, Sylvia.

We gotta make up.

Yeah, bro.

We gotta create a pact look like I'm gonna kill you crazy Crazy, I think you like any points for surviving every round.That's insane.Oh, oh my god Order inhaling too much smoke make you cough inhaling too much.

Yeah, I agree man the perfect What is the point?I agree with you, okay?

I like how it says no smoking on the sign right there Damn, oh shit.

Oh god.

That's three years off my life right there.I'm about to finish this butt dude Hey, what the fuck is buzzed on fucking crush that thing That's the Canadian in me, bro, that's crazyI didn't I had a feeling that was it but I was like I like how this is competitive smoking So locked in yeah, I'm gonna finish this thing on this rip.There we go.Yeah, there we go At one second me too, bro.Oh nice.

We all think all of us finished that one.Yeah crushed it that round bro.Fuck In my life dude We're too much junk and you die you gotta throw your junk on someone else's platform.I bet yeah, that makes it So be what do we think or me?I don't care it looks like we're standing on the inner workings of a stove I just got hit in the head by garbage Well, oh my gosh, wait that that picks yummy.You're welcome.

What the fuck just happened?I literally just let you win by trying to kill both of them.I'm gonna kill somebody quickly We're gonna team up on me.You didn't do I'm like beat you.I'm dead.I'm dead.

I'm actually dead, dude.

I keep getting hit Yummy, you're just trying to kill me yummy has a strategy where everything he throws one to the left of him one to the Front of it.

So like one.

That's not my strategy.I just saw you do it.

I was studying I just make it up look my notebook is never wrong.

Oh my Too much trash too much trash grab it

Oh my god, oh my god, I win that one is so stressful.

Oh, it's pissing me off Oh back where I belong baby fallen from greatness.

I've been at the bottom What are we doing don't let it get to you if it does get it off What is this going on?So do we hide from like a specimen or something?And then this looks like a room where it would be exposed.This is scary.Oh, Amazon drone.Jeff Bezos.

Oh, it's a ball.I get it.It's a ball.

I'm out of there.I'm out.

You don't see me back here, right?

Shit, bro, I think it sees you back there.

Hey, bro.Hey, bro.

Hey Oh Great play yummy great play.

Nope.I wish I could fucking I Wish I could push people dude, that'd be insane.Honestly, yummy.

Just hold it until last second and throw it on this is upsetting Reaction the game's easy.

I'm gonna start making sure people die

All right Are you joking Kobe why the fuck would that be at me?I'm a demon.I'm a demon.

I'm a demon I'm not moving.

I'm not moving.I'm not moving either.

Somebody's got to go It's not fair It's not enough time to get it back on your shit.

It's OBC.I'm making sure people die and then you die first No, it's not even what happened.

That's exactly what happened.Relax.Look at you throwing it at yourself, buddy.I'm not there No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,That ain't me!

I was hoping it would de -aggro him!Oh my god!Oh my god!It's so over -rushed!

Pass Yummy by one point!

Oh!

We gotta turn on them.We gotta target them.

We gotta turn on them.We gotta turn on them.They are the enemy.

Yummy, we are now an alliance, I guess.Alright, I'm down.

No!You guys are at the top!You gotta - They won't - They won't make it.They got a bad one.I think it's gonna bounce off the walls.Like, I think they're just gonna - Oh shit!

Robot Wars!It's so hard Damn, so be so up.

Oh, you're up.

Oh Shit, I'm killing Sylvie first.I'm pushing you into the first one that comes out.It's gonna be super slow You're gonna die looking right at it.

No, don't get off me, bro He's a demon on this one boys look out Please kill him

Like how it identifies you at the start it's kind of nice.Anyway, fuck you.I'm stealing everything.Oh my gosh.

I went over it This shit is not as easy as it seems we can play this game we can play this Damn Oh, it takes two away, okay, so we both went for each other's All right, Smitty.

I see what you're doing you son of a bitch.I mean, it's simple math I mean you get mad at me for the way.I'm doing it.Nope.Sorry, buddy.Nope.

Nope, you can't.Nope, you gotta drop that.I'm playing defense.I'm playing defense.Hell nah.He's actually pushing me!

No, he's pushing me!I can't!Actually was pushing me don't get mad.You're not certified like me buddy.I don't know all right.No rule new rule No taking off other people stuff Sure, man It takes it away from my spot.

Oh shit.Oh, this is funny.We're just gonna play D. You just gotta play defense Yeah, you don't steal for me. I'm dead.I'm dead.

You don't drop it drop it drop it drop it.I'm gonna steal itCan I steal it from him?It took a box away from my square and left yours.

That's crazy.I'm making sure yummy doesn't win.Don't do that.Oh my god, what am I doing?Wait, am I doing this backwards?You'll know you're doing it right.

Oh my god.Oh my god.

Oops.

I fucked up.

Holy crap.Yeah, but you got63. I don't know.

I was super long What you did you actually killed him I'm so sorry saw me kid you can't play against siege kids man fuck cracked out reaction speed dudes Damn, I'm not a loser like yummy.

It's64. He got one more than last time.

We're so dead.Yummy wins.Yummy wins, bro.I'm not even gonna bother.I'm not even bothering.Just kidding.

I fucking hit the wrong button.Oh shit!

Fuck!

Yeah.I'm - it's over.Yeah dude, there's no way.You cannot compete with him.It's just actually insane.You did this to me.

Another round?Just end it bro.We already know who's winning.

Where's the surrender button?

I hit the wrong fuckin - dude.I'm actually - I mixed everything up.I don't even care anymore.Just kill me.It's over.I'm recycling everything.

It's all recyclable.It's all recyclable.clocked into a nine -to -five looking for my severance pay right now.

Oh my god.

I'm gonna get him so but you gotta beat him Thank God yummy's moving that fast when I watch oh, so I think he's cheating.Oh, no wait.I'm alive.I gotta be 65 Get that ass get my ass that's crazy It's gonna be like a ratio of 30 All the points that round all right if it's the recycle art game or the escalator I'm giving up if I'm playing against yummy There's no point.I wonder if all the games are different Like, each one is different.I guess we'll have to find out next time we play Machine Party.

Wait, what's the end?Hold on, what's the end?I wanna see if there's like...I wish there was a...There's about to be an end screen where Yummi has a shotgun and he shoots us all.Oh, that'd be sick.

What?

Oh my god.

Oh my god, we're part of a simulation.

The plot deepens.

We're just a tiny little microbe in this giant simulation.This mic guy's a freak, bro.