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Are those gold-plated, .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol arrows?

Of course!

Can I have them?

Over my dead body?

You're fun!

You're gonna have to give me my dog back, though.

If you ever want to give her up, or if she needs a new home, or if something should happen to you, I'd love to be her papa.

Well, whatever happened to me?

Lots of stuff.

Boozy time, baby.

Look alive! I Think I'm hit no shit you did that on purpose I did no such thing listen to me gorgeous. How long does it take for you to regenerate regenerate? You really are God's perfect idiot aren't you okay? How dare you you insensitive son of a bitch? How was I supposed to know he doesn't regenerate? I'm not a medicine woman book a donut cart. They're practically hospitals They sell portable triage units. I don't. I'm gonna get you to safety.

He's not.

Deep breath.

He died for murder, you dumb fuck. He died for murder, you dumb fuck.

And all I have to remember him by are these two gold-plated .50 caliber Desert Eagle pistol arrows. This is for him.