We Bought 10 Abandoned Storage Units in AMERICA and made $_____

How diddley -do, partners?Today, we've got eight abandoned storage units in Dallas, Texas.These sidemen will lock horns in a bidding war to make the most profit out of them.Oh, I'm not doing anything!That's a right knee slapper.I love my darts.

With a budget of just $1 ,000, three teams of two will cherry -pick five items from their lockers.

What the hell is that?

And a team of damn experts will size him up to see who's made the most money.You're joking.Let's get into that damn video.Right.Ladies and gentlemen, we have our teams already assembled.Simon and Toby, you guys are...

The Pound Pilots.The PPs.And we have to say it like American, a pound, because otherwise it's a different thing.That's mental.

Welcome Nature!And we are the loot goblins!The loot goblins!Come on!

Vikkstar123, Nadeshot.Absolutely.First person shooter, legendary squad up.

All right, now take it away, boys.

The bargain buckaroos, mate.Oh, bargain buckaroos!Bargain buckaroos?Myself and Harry.It doesn't feel right, though.No, I kind of regret saying bargain buckaroos when we're about to say bargain snippers.

Because we are the bargain snippers.At heart, we're the bargain snippers.

Yeah, I can smell it from here.

Good day, bidders!Our first box here, 104.I'm going to crack this baby open.

Oh, those American lock -ups.Those American locks are stronger.He's not built for the USA.This is embarrassing.You've come stateside, and this is what they've done to you.

No one's getting through that lock, by the way.

I think you just blame the bowl cutters.Those things are awfully looking like they're solid things.

Harry, give it a go.No one's getting through that.What if you just went and got a key?Yeah, that'd be great.Thank you.

I think you broke the lock.We might have to consider that Ethan isn't a very good lock opener.It won't open.You're sure, yeah?Can we have a go?

I'm gonna tell my wife I ain't gonna be home for dinner.It closes.

That technique was cool.There we go.That was a really cool technique.

Can we get like extra money?

No.

It doesn't look great.You can have first look.It's ain't quite cool there, by the way.

Let's go, Luke Goblin!

Take a peek, guys.It's ain't quite cool.

Okay, we got...Do you think that's a real Corvette?

It might be.Yo, this unit's got nothing in here but everything.I mean, there's so much stuff, but we...Is there anything in value?We don't know.I see Dewalt power tools.

Okay, yeah, don't say too much by the way, because these guys are listening.They've got eyes too.I don't love it, but I think we try and get this one at a good price.Put ourselves on the board, we got something.You know, they can never take the box from us if we win it.But we could be making our bed and laying in it.

That foreskin, I'm telling you, you got to protect that foreskin.Bro, I don't have much left.Stay away.Let's go.This is your kind of box.

You're not feeling it now.That's fucking big, bro.There's a lot of stuff in there.It's bigger.

I don't love the look of this one.

It does give me vibes, but then it's still like kids Corvette.I think it's the classic, like we bid early.If we can snatch it for a good price.We've done this before.We'll take it.We'll just see.

We'll see.Even for your standards, there's a lot in there.Well, yeah, what if there's nothing cool in there?I suppose that excites me.

Any time, mate.We want to go home sometime.Let's go, Pond.Pond Pirates.Oh, pirates.

Oh, I don't want this.I don't want this.I'll happily let you.

I guess I'll make it look ferocious.

Oh, power tools.You see up there, you see that box there?There's nothing in that, but I'm going to keep pointing at it like it's mad.We don't want this box.We don't want this box.But we work out the maths of these things.

We worked out this box cannot go for less than 200.Because we've been told there are eight boxes.Yeah.

I mean, I'm not willing to pay more than 200.They might stop me from getting it though.We should play fair.

If you like what you see, submit your bid to me!$1!

$3!$4!

$20!

$20!We'll go $50.

$50!

$51 British Pound.Whoa!

Now we're entering a conversion, bro.What's that?How many dollars is that?$69!He outbid himself!$100!

$100!We'll give you...

We'll give you $120.

$120!

Oh, 121 straight away.121.1, 2, 3.Oh.130.

Oh.170.Oh, the big dashy.180.That's a right knee slapper.I love my darts.

I fucking love my darts.180.185.185.190.190.

Going once.It's going twice.191.191.200.200.

Going once.Going twice.Going three times.$202 $205 $206 $207 $211 $214 $222 $226 Two, three, four.Going once, going twice.Going three times.

235.

That's roughly.much I weighed at my heaviest.I don't want it.We never wanted it.

Oh, it's going.To the loot goblins, congratulations.You guys are terrible boxers.

You guys don't know how to bid.

You guys didn't want it?

What do you know about power tools?This man knows power tools.

Does he?

Not really.My dad does.$3 .35, that's a good price, right?We want to get three boxes.It's not bad.We got 1k.

If I'm paying less than $3 .30, I'm happy.And on top of that, we see it.There's just so much stuff in there.There's got to be a diamond in the rough.Has to be.

There has to be something.And Vikkstar's going to sift through all of it for us.I'm going to watch him.

from a chair.I'll get my hands dirty.

Yeah, you've rinsed them of nearly a quarter of their budget.Yeah, but you know what?It's still a cheap box.It's still a cheap box, yeah.Yo, but look at this.This could be real.

This could be solid gold.That could.Okie dokie, then.I don't know about this action, bro.There's only so much I can take of it.Ladies and gentlemen, we're heading to our next box.

The sad thing about these videos is, guys, I know you guys love them.So right now, please do smash that like button and subscribe to the Sidemen, because we are dominating the universe.But I don't get to play in these.I don't get to play.I'd love to play.But at least they're having fun.

You know what?The more I sit on it, the more I'm glad we didn't get that box.Yeah, same.Because I feel like in America, I want to see something like mad.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's me. I'm back again.We're at box 122.Yeah.Yeah, let's open.If I can't do it.No, you can do it.

No, you can do it.

Right.It's nice having British bears back, you know?Yeah.I like it.I hope the British bears are stronger.

American bears are too weak for this shit.

Come on now, put some back into it.

You can do it.

Okay, maybe don't do that.

Is that you bro?You're opposing right now.

I used to pray for times like this.Put that on a fucking album cover.I did it.Jesus fucking Christ.Oh.All right, guys, please cross the ass up.

Have fun with that one, gentlemen.Yeah, I don't even want that.

Legionnaires disease.You sit in the hot tub and you die, right?You know about that one?It's bad.No.Real bad one.

What the hell is that?Dangerous, honestly.Legionnaires?Don't get in the dodgy hot tub.

Oh, oh, there's a car behind it, bro.Yeah, I think they blocked us deliberately.I want this box.There is a box.We can all see it.There's a car.

There is a car.I think it's a troll.But whenever we do these videos, we never go super big.We play the mind games.We're working in the background, working out.I want this box.

I see a car.I see a cabinet.There might be something in there.The car might be worth, I don't know, 20 grand.Who knows?Fish to press up.

We're taking it.

I'm just worried my fucking hairy pits are out here.

I'm so, oh no.I feel wet.Everyone's going to, there's no point pretending like, there's no point pretending like no one's going to see that.Yeah, they will see that.Okay.Are my, are my hairy pits like off putting?

Oh my God.Yeah.Does it look weird?

Oh no.Oh, there's a vehicle.

What am I allowed to do?A glance?Don't get too close.Okay, all right.I'm looking at your pants.

I mean, there's obviously something, there's got to be something somewhere.They've got a car cover, they're petting the car, they're petting the car.

Whoever gets a car, you're pretty much guaranteed money there, right?A hot tub.

A hot tub's guaranteed.A hot tub, you've got to drop the hot tub out.It's not worth anything.Scrap metal will melt it down.

Mate, it's made out of plastic.$100.

$100, wow.110.110.150.We're going to FOMO them.Because now we got one, we got something.

They're jealous.They want to play the game.Yeah.They're going to run each other up.

I mean, that's a big part of this game, right?Like the mental aspect of it.170.170.

200.200.

210.

210.211.We beat 210.We beat 210.What the hell, he?$211.

$215.No, 50.50?Five zero.$250.Going once.

$255.

$255, he's back in the game.$275.

$275 in the game.$285.$285.Oh, okay, yeah.What's going on here?Sorry, my partner missed.

I'm going to take the highest bid, $285.$285.They're out.Hey, you leave us long.301.I used to get to school.

It's great.

301.Views are frozen.We may regret it if we don't get this one.Yeah.I'm willing to go like 350.You want more?

You know what?I don't know.We're a bit of a mess, aren't we?Most of us are a mess.

325.325.Going once, going twice.333.Going once, going twice.Wait, what?

333.333.333.Going once.334.334.

This is a big pump.360.This is a big pump.360.362.362.

How many days in the year?365, gentlemen.Where's the leap year?366.366, okay.375.

This is a massive pump.You're getting me mad.What was it?375.380.$380 right now.

Going once.390.390, 390, yeah, keep it coming.390 going once, going twice.394, 394.It's gotta be the shorts.

His veins are popping out.

$394, going once, going twice, going three times.Not high enough, $399.

I'll be honest.Oh, I just wanted this box.I I think it's a troll They're gonna need a tetanus shot coming out of there There's a vehicle there.Shit.No engine.There's no car.

Well, there is a car, but there's no engine.There's no engine.And the cabin is whack.There's nothing else.This box is ass.What have we done?

400.We've got 600 left.We're getting two boxes.I'm happy with it.

There's some opportunity here, gentlemen.There's some opportunity.Yeah, six boxes left on the table and you've got people throwing out 400 like that.I mean, these guys, they don't give a fuck.

They saw all they liked in there.I think there might be something big in there.I think the hot tub was a mask.

Right, I will say.I wouldn't mind one indoor one.Just as a bit of a reprise at some point.

Next box is 253.Yippee.

Here we go.I think this is my favourite part of the video.The world's worst bike robber.

We'll get in, we'll get in.Come on.It's really quite hard.

You're doing great, honey.Yeah, well done.You're doing great, sweetie.That's my man.Oh my God.That's my man.

You're so strong.You got it.You got it.He's working that thing, man.

Do you think Fabe will get the it?No, impossible.

Come on, guys!Get after it, fella!Mean it!Yes!

That is so good.Bro.Yeah, that was a good one.That was my favourite one so far.All right.Oh, good God.

They're organised.

A whole lot of cheek in here.Oh, there's cheeks in here.Yeah, cheeked up.Okay.On initial glance, I'm not loving it, but like there is stuff to go through.

Yo, this is a bit of a...They're going to fax machine for sure.Fax machine, write that down.

There are cheeks, multiple cheeks.

I don't want this box.Ladies and gentlemen, I will be receiving no public bidding.You guys will each take a cameraman away and submit a total amount that you would like on this box.Silent auction.Silent auction.Okay.

This is a real fun play.So we're going to let each team go off and write down or tell their cameraman how much they want to pay for this box.The winner will be announced when I know who submitted what.

We don't want this.I don't want this.This is nax.

Is it nax?

Yeah.I think so.It looks nax.

So the obvious play here is to not do a round number.Because like, let's say we go 150.They might go 150.We could go one by one.So you want to go like a couple above.

I mean, you guys, you know them very well.

Like, what is their...I think Josh and Harry, they just, they love it for the game.So they want this bot.I don't want this bot.

I don't wanna.

Now, I don't want the box, but I don't want someone else to get it for cheap.

Listen, we're not bidding on nothing.I mean, what, a bunch of mannequins?I don't want nothing to do with that.

Low bid.Low bid.Low bid, yeah, I get that.Low two.If we get it for 102, hey, maybe that's something good.If we don't get it, that's their problem.

I like it.102.

I don't even know what's in it.I don't really care.We're getting another box under our bed.

Thank you very much for that bidders.That's a real bit of fun.I can now reveal that the highest bid for box 253 was $274.I can also reveal that there were other bids of $97 and 10 something dollars.You lot aren't playing the game.You want this?

No, have it bro, have it.

We might be saying lurking, but at the moment, we didn't need to spend that cash.

That's the mannequin tax.Yeah.I know what he wants to do with the mannequin.

That was a whole lot of fun guys.

Next bomb!

Idiots.Every single one of them.

They went crazy.They could have got that a hundred dollars less.That's going to hurt them.You know, they're not playing the long game here.They got excited.All right now, Ethan.

Yeah.

I feel like we're at the side phase.It's actually a little bit depressing right now.I think I would have tore every muscle in my upper body trying to do this.Any time today, mate.

It's never this deep.Mate, you're right.

They're bending, aren't they?

The bolt cutters are bending.They're shutting, but they're not stabbing it.He's legitimately bent them, you know.That's our strong boy right now.Maybe we just stick to the key for now.Yeah, let's do keys.

I guess that's a good idea.

Oh, good God.

Oh, yeah.

Unlimited free water glitch.

What a treat.

Why are those cups so big?Look at the rich mahogany on these tables.Do you know about furniture like that?Absolutely not.That's the only piece of wood I know, mahogany.None of us were born in an era where we could work out what this stuff is worth.

I know, but as we're looking at it, I feel like if we can kind of peg down what era of time it's from, there could be, like we talked about with the first diamond in the rough, there could be something in there that's very similar.and we just don't know it i'm no historian leave it to one of the unks you know i'm saying i like your strategy though we've been financially responsible yes i talked you off the ledge with the first one you want to bid 600 i said no we can't do that big hold on purchasing power yeah we're purchasing power i don't think we're gonna bid on this one nah you wanna go next i think you go next yeah well i'll go back to the first one oh she goes back a mile she does i mean i i'll be honest with you mate I'm kind of liking the look of this.

Same.Yeah, this is what we can get our teeth stuck into, I think.This one, you know me. I think there's some good stuff in it.You know me.

There's so much stuff, bro.

Exactly.This is where I could spend my whole day here.

But we don't have all day.We have 90 minutes.

When the clock strikes.I'll spend my whole day here.

No, we can't.Antiquity, tiki, tiki.

Yeah, should we go for it?

Antiquity, tiki, tiki, tiki.

Yeah, I'll take it.

Come on, mate.Next up.We don't want to look.Oh, OK.So we've spent a lot of our money.We have.

We've got two boxes.

Yeah.

We're not really in contention for more because they have significantly higher amounts of funds.

Let's start the blood clot bids.All right.Four dollars.

One, two, three.Oh, nice.What the hell?We didn't even, you know, like talk about it.He tends to do that.Yo, Vikkstar's going rogue.

It's just like Minecraft.Watch yourself, mate.

Should we leave it to him?I'm down to leave it to it.That's too cheap though, isn't it?$123.Go once.

Go twice.

$190.

$190.Yeah, there you go.Okay, nice.$190.

$190?You guys just shot up $70.

$190.Go them once.$324.Oh, fuck.What the fuck?$324?

Aren't they out of money?We just gotta bump them up.Just gotta push the price up.That's what we're gonna do.Yeah.Spend your money.

You spend your money.We will.

We will.

We'll bid $325.$325, ladies and gentlemen.Three, two, five.325 going once, going twice, going three times.This is your bond.There you go guys.

Yes.

Okay.

You've got the deep one.We're going to ravage that thing.Do you want to have a little walk in?Yeah, we'll have a fucking browse.Do you want to have a little walk?

I haven't really went to walk in to that.

We actually didn't have a look though.

Yeah.I mean, there's a lot to go through.Wallet.All that's in our wallet.Bolt cutters that don't work, bro.I'm dying.

Stinks of poo back here.

Yeah, they're going to get three boxes at this rate.Yeah.

It's all right.We have purchasing power.We had a deal.You haven't heard it.You're part of the bargain.All right, then, bro.

You know what?No, no.I'm happy with this.I'm happy with this.We can do shopping.Yeah, it's something to go through.

It's outdoors as well.Bit of sun.Would everyone like a quick water break?I mean, I'll have it, but...

You're very sweet.Thank you.Thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen, 308, 308.Are you guys, were you guys ready?Are we ready?Yeah.Sorry, I think I'm getting a little bit of heat stroke.308, but look what we've got.

Okay, so.He's not compensating for anything.

Let's grab it in there like that.But if you want compensation, 1 -800 -INJURYLAWYERS.800, bad crash.800, bad crash.Oh my God, he still can't do it.Brian, you got it.

I'll give him that heat stroke.Thank you.All right, Josh, Josh.

There's a safe.Oh, okay.Okay.We'll go first.Oh my God.Oh my God.

There's a big boy safe.

I would happily pay 500 for this.You know what we do, right?We believe.polite maidshop.We're not used to it.Yeah, okay.

They're not used to being told they're little men.We'll make them pay.over the price for this box.If we don't get it, okay.Good plan, mate.Well formulated.

You need to do the Lord's work.No, this is our box.

There is no debating whether this is our box.LED skeleton horse.I don't even know what that is. I'm pretty sure the box says what it is.

There's no way that could be real.This is ours.

We're taking it.We're taking it.We will pay any amount for this.If I walk away with just this storage container, I'm happy.

Ladies and gentlemen.Who would like to bid first?Yes.3, 2, 1.$321.

3, 2, 5.3, 2, 5.We have no money.

He did that.3, 2, 5.Can you guys even afford that?3, 2, 5.

Brokies.

Brokies.My favourite laughing point of the Brokies.I'm upset.We spent too much.

We spent too much.This would have been a lovely box to get.This would have been fantastic.

333.

333!Josh is here!

334.334!You can bully them but we need to show strength.If we don't want to max bid this, we can get another box afterwards.

Brody kind of negotiation there though.Come on.Listen, I gotta spend more money than I need to.Outbid properly.Come on now.

No, no, no, no.$350.$400.

I just got bullied into spending more money.

I don't think they even have $400.

$400.

$410.Send it, send it.No, you do.

415.

I'm not sending it.I dare you to take it there.

Take it, there you go.Yeah, yeah, yeah.420.His microphone's gone.

$420.

Let's go.

434.

Good formation, that.It doesn't go like that.

I don't want to do it.

Four, three, four, come in ones.

If you don't buy this box, it seems like you're banning me from buying this box.

No, no, I just want you to use your head over here.

I'm getting the vibes.You want me to go for these big boxes today?Okay.All right.If we're not buying it, we're running up the numbers.All right, because game theory, right?

Going twice.Going once, going twice.Justin, you're going once, going twice.$450.$454.$454.

We're not backing down.We're not backing down.

Shut up, NickK30.Hey, I like that.$454.

Going once.Going twice.$499.$499.I actually used to get a bus that was a $4 .99 too.No, that was a $9 .94, mate.

No, it wasn't.

$499.You guys ever play an American game?$500.

$500.Go in once.Go in twice.Don't let him have it.Go in three times.$510.

We don't give a fuck.$512.

Oh my God, this is beefy.

It's got a safe in there, guys.Keep going.Or maybe you go broke on this.

$510.That safe alone is worth $510.

It doesn't matter to us.It doesn't matter to us.We've got the money.It's going to go for the third time.512 is a good number.It's done.

OK.$512 to the New Goblins.

Can we bump it up to 515 just because we can, just to ball a little bit?If you want to.I wouldn't, because it could come down to that.515.

I saw an LV suitcase.I see a giant suitcase.I see land of hopes and dreams.Hmm.

Maybe we should have bid more.We could have got even fully naked.I think we should have.I'm regretting not bidding more now, you know.You know what?I'm deepening it.

I don't think we needed to.Really?They've got a heart in my left.Yeah.Leave us the other team.We're in a position here where we could just...

What the...These people are rich.Who the hell are these people?

These people are rich.And they got an old Pepsi cork.

I don't care what happens.I don't even want a third box, really.Nah, nah, we just bought.

Bro, game over.

Just end the video.Just end it.

$500, mate.It's a sticking truth to tradition.You've got to take the kit off now.That's what happens, bro.

Now, one thing I will say is an issue, is the midday sun is heating up and we have two big outside boxes.

Welcome to Texas.We might as well just hire somebody to come clear through these things for us.With our last 250.Anyone want 250?That's just good money man.It can't be that bad.

I'm sorry, I was trying to say about Stunk.Bidders, the next box is three, five, four.Are you ready?Yeah.What are you ready?Don't show me anything better than what we got.

At the same time.Yeah, yeah.Twist it.Yeah.This guy's strong as fuck.Yeah.

What's the backstory on that little move?What is it?It's a...

Oh, yeah, hey.Magihorn.Ladies and gentlemen, please.Welcome to America, gentlemen.Take a look.Okay.

I think we're good from here.

Yeah, okay.Yeah, yeah, yeah.I think Harry wants this one.

Dude, that Make America Great Again hat looks like it was just perfectly placed there.Harry's like, 1 ,000.

Nice.That was nice.Now, we've been told there's eight boxes.So we just push this.I know, I've seen the others don't want this box.We go all out.

We guarantee ourselves three boxes.And then I don't really care about the other two.Yeah.Do what you want.Do what you want.

I will be accepting bids.50.$50.60.$50.90.

$90.That's an American.95.95.Like the interstate.I 95.

130.130.200.$200.You don't want it for 250?You're a bitch if you don't want it for 250.

250.Hey, you're not a bitch.Well done.Congratulations.This is your box.

Sweet.

We didn't get a chance to bid.Did you want to bid?No.You're not going to do 250, are you?Well done, the porn pirates.Well done.

Porn pirates.Wow.

Yeah, I saw this.

But they're Trump whiskey glasses.I think you guys have missed out on something spectacular in there.There better be something in there.There better be something.There better be something.The last one.

All right, last, is it last one?I thought it was two more though.

Two more, two more, two more.We have three, you have two, they have one.Yeah, so there's two more boxes then.Oh shit, yeah, so two people get three.Yeah, yeah.Three boxes left.

Three boxes left.Three?Oh golly.Nine.There's nine?

We're good, we're good, we got the one we wanted.Nah, we're chilling.Next one.

A ninth box.A ninth box has appeared.We did not know this.We would not have bought a ninth box.a bunch of, like, the last box was us.There's nothing in there.

We just wanted to stop someone else having the chance.

A whole strategy out of the window.

We've been working on this for weeks.We've had meetings in the dark.

Board meetings.Like, I was bored in those meetings.There's only us.Gentlemen!There must be an airfield near here.Just plain annoying.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good one.

4 .30.$74.The time, I don't really know what I was going to say, but let's crack this beer open.car right a bit oh you're getting concerningly good at this growing into the role is it turning you up a little bit yeah there we go hold on now we got a man of literature hold on now Um, what's that?

Tay Zonday.Knowledge.Got a lot of knowledge.Can we look for the boys?Oh yeah.Not Tay Zonday.

What's his name?Here in my garage.What's his name?Tai Lopez.Tai Lopez.Got a lot of knowledge.

Here in my garage.

He said Tay Zonday, which is a chocolate rain.Chocolate rain!I'm looking there going, where the fuck is a chocolate rain?

Secrets of the...Yo, but there are binders.No way there's Pokemon cards in there.No way.Don't get me excited.This person was born before the first Pokemon card was printed.

That's insane.

There could be baseball cards.

All right.There's three lockups left.

Yeah.

We can get... one of the three with our current money.Do you read?Do you like the look of the books?

Well, it depends on if you ask me if I can read good or if I can read well.Oh, okay.I don't read at all.Okay.

Right, starting the bids on this box.74.1, 2, 3.1, 2, 3 dollars.

I don't want it.

I don't want it.

There's two left after this.I'm telling you right now.

It's done.So if we don't bid on this one.If we let them win with an amount that's like feasible.Yeah.We can just win two back to back.

The two last ones, they tickle my pickle.

I'm a sucker for like the last box.Mystery boxes, blind boxes.And we are guaranteed them, right?I like letting the universe decide for me.Okay, cool.So the next two boxes.

Your arse.

You're right.$123.That's right.

We could, yeah, we could just come and get the next two boxes.$123.Ding, ding, ding.$74.We'll just have like a quick round.That's yours.

We've got the last two.

You just have the last two.We'll just take them, yeah.Would you guys like to just head off to your boxes?Yeah.

If you guys are happy to not see our stuff, yeah.I wanna see their stuff.Yeah, let's do it.Do you wanna see it?Let's have a look.Well done, guys.

You played the mystery game.

I like mystery games.

All right, well, let's go and see these last two lock -ups.I hope it works for them because I know they enjoy this game.I'm preying on their downfall.There we go.That's why we're yin and yang.Sure.

541, this is yours, guys.Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what?I hope it's good.I think a small one's gonna be good.This one's relatively small, isn't it?Yeah.I like this one.

It's also quite nice knowing that it's yours.If you get a storage unit this small, you're putting something good in it, surely.Oh, fuck.I mean...It's not something you get excited over.

Oh, great.

This is like when a pack opening goes wrong.Yeah, it's not great.There might be something in there, but I'm not optimistic.Yeah, it's not giving.No.It's not tea.

I'm not going to clock it, but...It's a 44, mate.

I mean, these chopping boards are cool.Can we have a look?

Have a look, mate.I don't think you're going to be jealous.

That's for sure.Dark.Oh, no, there's stuff in there, bro.Oh, no way, man.Oh, there's something smelling in there, though.Looks shit.

Well, they're guaranteed both of them.Yeah, so we're going to have a look at them just to see what we're up against.That box looks shit.Poo -poo.Poo -poo box.510 is your box.

Yeah.Now, where do we put 510?Two bad ones, back to back.Two small bad ones.He's destroying these lights.He's getting quick, bro.

Oh, no.Oh, for fuck's sake.That's good.No, no, no, no, no.It's not.Wait.

Go have a look.Go have a look.

This is the worst thing that I could have had.This is like stolen.

There's Pokemon cards.

I can see Pokemon logo.I didn't see cards.

Oh, there is a Pokemon logo.

He's done it again.

It's just packages.It's like returned goods.I think it's stolen packages.I think these are porch pirates.You reckon they're porch pirates?

Oh, actually, you might not be wrong.Yeah.Best of luck, mate.

Oh, it'll be a pleasure hunting with you.Get that nose ready of yours.Let's clean them out.Okay.Oh yeah, not great.

Our teams have their boxes.It is now time for them to dig out what they think are the most valuable items to submit at the end.Who will win?Let's find out.

All right.3 -2 -2.Our only outside box.This is the biggest one we've got as well.The big one.So let's spend like 40 minutes on it maybe.

Surely this has something in man. I know he's a bad...I fucking love this.

You know what?

You can have it.Fuck off, come on.

I'll be honest, I think...That's so funny.I think this box is ass.

No, I reckon, I think there's going to be something in there.Where?

I don't know.

I think there is.Do you know what?I'm so excited about the safe, I don't even want to go to that container first.We'll go there second.We're going to do it in the order we unlocked them.My biggest fear right now is that I've discovered I'm not an able -bodied man.

Like, the idea of going through these storages right now is very intimidating.Dig through the Trump files.

Thanks, mate.Do we even look in this box?What is this?It's all signage.Yeah, that's just to put on...

Polystyrene signage.Oh, is this the stuff that you stick in the grass?

Yeah, I think so.Who did this Photoshop by the way?What is this cut out?

It's funny.Merry Christmas once again.

Bro, there's nothing here.Do we even bother with this?

What is this?Yeah, I'm happy to move on to the next box.

Yeah, there's no way that this is...Honestly, this can't be...Honestly...

That's not...I don't think we waste our time.See, look at these postcards.How long have they been?Greetings from Virginia.Do you mind holding that bit of technology?

right there.Oh God.These are actually sick.These are old school postcards.

Oh my God.It was a bed.Oh yeah.Yeah.I wonder if you know.I got to get in there with you.

Hold on.Is it a bomb?

What actually is that?

No, that is a bomb, mate.Legitimate weapon.That's you.Oh dear.A binder.Pokemon cards.

But what's in it?No, baseball cards, baseball cards.Ooh, what is this?

What lovely handwriting.

We're actually in like old, this is an old, old box.Yeah, seriously old.So we're basically, we've got to be able to look at, this is tricky though, because we need to be able to look at stuff that's worth money.I don't know old American stuff.

There might be live ammunition in here.This is crazy, by the way.It is, what does it say?200 cartridges, 762 mil for what, an M13?I don't even know.I don't know how ammunition works.

There might be a live grenade in here.I don't even know how to open it, to be honest with you.Pulled up in America, first thing I open from my storage locker.Magnum 357?Hold on, bro.One in the chamber type shit?

Is ammo expensive?I don't know.I don't buy ammo.Do you buy ammo?

I mean, I have ammunition at the house.

Is it expensive or is it cheap?I feel like it's cheap here because everyone needs it.

Should we be smart here and go for a different box?We can come here last and just pull this out on the floor.Is that a flashlight?Oh my God, it's a mask.Oh my God, don't do it.

Oh my God, that's terrifying.Say China.

Huh?Say China.China.Okay.

All right, we're going to go to a different box now.Ethan's to use his own.I don't even know if that's Ethan.

It's just a fancy dress, isn't it?Like really?Yeah.All right.Are the other teams still inside or did they come out?I think I should go and surprise them all.

All right, let's go and find the others.Hello, boys.Hi.Oi, oi, mate.

POTUS here.What are you breathing in under there?Yeah, you're going to die.I wouldn't know that.There's some fumes.

All right, hold on.You mind just pulling that out?I'll pull this bed.

It's fucking hot in there, man.Do you like our bed?Oh, I thought it was a bed.Anybody need a nap?Oh, yeah, I'll try.I will say, if you was a child, this bed's fucking cold.

Imagine going to bed in a bloody Corvette.That would be so cold.Hold on, bro.

We might need to get the fuck out of here.Why?freehivetest .net.

Wait, free HIV test glasses.Can I get three packs as well?Yo, that's a movie.Who the hell is that?

Oh my God, that's horrifying.What you got for me, boys?Ethan, you have experience in this field.

Crystal?Oh, wow.

That is a naff crystal, mate.

That's a shit crystal.

Damn.I reckon you're going to do it without gloves.Nah, because then it's not cheap.

Whoa, are you telling me that's better than oh my god.

Yeah.Yeah.

Yeah, doesn't make sense.No, no, no, bro.

Oh my god This is not that obviously this is so this is something else.It's you know, that's that model Look, it's just been custom painted.Oh, yeah.Yeah, cuz look at the black pieces on the front.Look that is it That's silver sharpie signed.Yeah, that's what I'm saying, but that's um, that's um, oh my god.

Oh god.Oh What does it say in there?Is that like a?

Is that a rogue look?Yeah I mean yeah, we're taking that bro.

Yeah, sign my post below.

No, I'll leave it here actually.You know what, get a camera player out instead.

I might end up getting shot if I start doing that.That's the only issue here is that you can't really play.Oh, these postcards are real cool.How much would you pay for this?

pay for a Post Malone guitar?I don't know if I would pay a lot.It's not even a great guitar either.No.Well, we're adding it on for sure.Have you seen the postcard collection?

Yeah, I loved it.Yeah.Limited run postcards can be expensive.It's like the Minecraft ones.Especially in America.Yeah, true.

Oh, shit, I put it back in without the cover back on.

That's so cool, though.Yeah?

Yeah.Yeah!But how much would you pay for both of them and a guitar?I don't give a shit, but someone will.

What about the waving cat thing?What about that?What waving cat thing?This one.Oh, that's really cool.Does it feel cheap, bro?

I'm gonna be honest.Does it feel cheap?I don't know if we have five items.

Oh!

Stetson, tell me, is Morris Norp, a guy, is that a known person?It doesn't ring any bells.Morris Norp.I mean, it looks nice.Mate, this is a nice hat.

It's quite medicinal, it feels.There's face masks, room decor, hats, body wash, perfume, blanket.

This is his hat, and he obviously values the hat.Look at it, it's in great condition.But why has he wrote Morris Norp's hat when it's a hat?

If you look on the inside, that's a bougie -looking hat.That's weird though, isn't it?I might do it on this.

It says the time he was alive and dead.Well, hang on to that.

What the hell have we bought?

This is ass.

What the hell is that?

I don't like this box.

It's a declaration of independence.What is this?To father, I was through your love that I realized that the love of God...Oh, fuck off.Okay.It's all right.

It was a load of waffle.What flag is that?Oh, no.Be careful.Shattered glass here.Beer fishy fishy.

Oh, that's cool.That's cool.Beer fishy fishy.Yeah, yeah, yeah.Big fan of that.

Yo, it actually feels heavy as fuck.

This looks legit.This is crazy.Look how ornate this is.We should make like this in one collection.So you can kind of like submit a collection as one thing.So we should make like a jewellery, like antiques collection here.

Using all of this good stuff, yeah.

Oh, football tops are these?What, American football tops?Oh no, some hot pants for a child.Okay, put those down, you freak.

Right.What's that, sniffing them and stuff?Right, well I wasn't going to do that, was I?

Yeah, you looked like it.

Well I wasn't, well I wasn't, well I wasn't going to do that, was I?All right, you're very defensive now.Are you showing him?Honestly, we might be wasting our time in this box and our third box.We might literally just have to put a car with no engine a hot tub, a...There's only like four items in there.

We're screwed.We are genuinely screwed.

Have you seen the Rolling Stones one, yeah?Is that fucking John Lennon and Yoko...Oh, hang on a minute.I didn't see the Rolling Stones.Nah, bro, this is like a...This is 100 % gonna be worth money, this.

Look, fucking John Lennon and Yoko Ono.This is like...This is the big news.And it's sealed -ish.We can reseal it.Is it dated?

1981.

Oh, same one.Oh, hello.I went to the bathroom.Still don't have any gloves.Do you want to know what time it is?Let me tell you.

Oh, I can't see through all this ice, bro.See all this.All real.All real.Cool, though.Fucking retiring, bro.

This.Where did you find these?And look, six, one for each of the Sidemen.

I don't think any of these, like, if you've thrown them in like this, I don't think this is worth, I don't think this is worth anything.Broguer!What is that?It's a grocery store.I just feel like all of these coins, I don't know, like, we're not gonna...

No, but hold on, bro, there could be, like, a...I mean, if we find a penny from before 1900...Is this worth a lot?Mate, it's gotta be, it's in pristine condition.

Yeah, but I mean, don't take it out, almost.I guess I have to check it.

Yeah, look at this, bro.

That's got to be worth something.

This is a real Swiss watch made in China.

There is nothing in this box.Nothing at all.There's nothing.These are all shit.What happened so far?

I'm telling you that I've got a really good feeling about it.The thing is, the Rolling Stone would be worth more if it was like an authentication thing.I just don't know if that's worth...Because Rolling Stone, mass -produced magazine, It's in mint condition.It does matter to me.Yeah, I'm just trying to think on value.

Sometimes mattresses don't actually do anything for you.

How did we get in?Do you know what, Simon?What?Head's gone.

It was a good dive in, wasn't it?

Yeah, set me up.Set me up.As heavy as heavy.

It's quite heavy.

You scared me.

It's the most wonderful time of the year.$8, let's go.What's in it is the question.

Oh my God.nothing there has to be there has to be there has there's no i need the words with you there's got to be something i need a word with you you've sold our shit no i didn't sold you i didn't sell you you sold our shit you know what we were going to give you that scooter oh but you can't have it now no please do you understand what you sold us i didn't i didn't okay there's rat poo in this box you've given us genuine shit now there's rat shit in that box and you know but he's just he has just he has just thrown right you have thrown right yeah and

You will.Brother, let me do it to you.

You're the one holding it.

I'm holding it.No, no, no.I hold the power.No, no, no, no, no, no.I'm not getting...Look at the fucking width on that thing.

Look at the width on it.Yeah, and what do they say?Bigger surface area, less pain.It's not the surface area, it's the depth of it that's the issue.I'll fucking rock my shit, Kurt.

He's a girpy boy, Kurt.

Come on, you said you were going to get...

We need to start dumping stuff out of here, mate.

Bro, they've got like a proper house, look.There's Christmas decorations.

Elf on the fucking chair.Yes!May I please use the toilet?

You can use a scale.Ethan, this is shit.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.You never know what you might find.That's a beauty of this.It's a beauty of this.Ethan, I don't think we have five items to submit.See ya.

Ooh, ooh, this one's framed.Hold up.

What is this?

Commemorative coin.

What is, this is Liberty 1934.That's gotta be something.

We need to check the suitcases because like people do put stuff in storage lockers.They put stuff in suitcases.All right.So have you checked that one?No, I just opened it slightly, but.I'm trying to get in to see what everything is in here.

Ah, it's a suitcase in a suitcase.

My favourite.It's all organised.This is a frat house.Is it, yeah?They're not going to have anything valuable, mate.Yeah, they would make sure they take it with them.

Okay.Ah, suitcase in a suitcase again.I love it.Get it!Yeah, this is just shit.

This is just nothing.There's a whole lot of fucking...Yes!Oh, wait.These are all framed.Wait, wait.

Yeah, I think these are the...These are the rare...Wait, 1929.Standing Liberty.

Oh, my grandfather would be rolling in his grave right now seeing this.

All right, let's put all the good shit in there.

Soup former.Now, I don't want to jump the gun here, but I think this box is poo.That's that, you definitely jumped the gun.Have I?Kobe?I might drive down the road and just buy something.

We've rummaged through everything there and those are just more boxes.

Is there anything at the very bottom?This is what I wanna get to, but this shit's all in the way.If you wanna go and do that.

Let me see, let me just, let me look what's around us.I have the Sidemen Amex card.Let me just look.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this, I think we're finished here, mate.

You can tell by what's around it that you're not gonna get anything cool.Big book of Texas ghost stories.

Put in inmate's property.Oh, God.That's in prison.

Ah, right.That would explain it.So this fat guy is now in jail.Yeah, right.Well, you know what?I don't think he's got enough value in here.

We hit an absolute find without even realizing it, like coins from the 1960s, jewelry that could potentially be gold.My concern is that the other guys might argue that the coins is one item and then the jewellery is a second item.So if the jewellery is not valuable, it's like a wasted item.

God, he was running man down.Not under Gucci's.You got some fresh Air Force Ones, do you want them?Genuinely?They're better quality than mine.What size are these?

There you go.They're actually my size as well.9 .5 UK.Do I take them?Christian, do your, do your.I'm going to say not real.

Empty.Yeah, I say empty.Empty?What do you think?

Wait, actually?Yeah, it looks like a kid's watch though, but it could be something.Oh, y 'all, there is like a silver chain hidden away inside of it.I feel like I'm in a national treasure, bro.There might be a secret compartment in here.

Yeah, they got the constitution up here or something?

Let me put this aside.

Basically, I think we're screwed.Me and Toby have always, we've always played by the rules.And I believe we are the only people to have played by the rules every time.So what I'm currently looking at, as if there is a shopping center anywhere.I can go buy something to submit.

There's rat shit in all of these boxes.

You see what we're dealing with?

Every single box, rat shit.

Diced peaches.Hold up, Matt, I think I got it.Oh, he's cracking the code.He's cracking the code.He's locked!

I'll do it the other way, I'll do it the other way.He's a genius.All right, hold up.Okay, hold up.

No, you're in there.You're in there.Is that Tom Cruise?

Oh, fuck.I was trying to do the bit.Fucking locked it.Could you imagine if I did that before we checked if there was anything in there?Is that food?Oh, yes.

Oh, nice.I dare you to have a nibble, mate.No.Oh, it's drugs.

Any fent in there?Yo, look at that old Native American statue back there.You think this Louis Vuitton suitcase is real?I mean, that looks dainty.Let's go get it.

Let me get this out of the way.

Yo, I don't know how you're going to go get that.

You know me. I'll find a way.Give that a good scrub down.It's worth something.Yeah, in fact, I'd get in it.Filthy animal.Yeah, never open a fridge.

Never open a fridge.Never open a fridge.Ah!

Yeah.Tasted it.You don't understand how happy I am that I accidentally locked this after we saw there was nothing in it.

Oh, you were actually going to do that?

It's fucking locked now.Like, I can't unlock it.

fuck yeah right so first port of call I don't understand this box though why is it I think I don't know is it is it packages that like went to the wrong address why do so many y 'all big stars a fucking thug dude no this guy's he wants a bag I want the LV oh hell yeah you have to do a That's real or fake on that shit.

I mean, they got their address on here and everything.In the back of here, they've got like a Native American wooden totem.Yeah, I saw that.There's no way we're getting this shit out of there though.I'm not really sure what's going on here, look.

Like this Tesla box, these are all like, there's addresses on them.These are all Starlink.Is one Starlink worth peas?

See, this is what we're looking at though, over here.We do have a car.Jake was here back in 99.We have a car with no engine.I think we still submit it for parts.Ultimately, yeah, there's no engine, but there's still wheels.

There's metal, there's scrap.

There's a whole horse saddle.There's an entire leather horse saddle.It's too heavy.

Someday soon, we're both gonna saddle up.It'll be a ride, cowboy ride.You're doing good shit back there, bro.Oh my god, look at you.Real authentic.The fact that that goes on a horse, that thing is actually huge.

Nah, fuck it.

We just need enough to get the drawers.Alright, there we go.Something fall out.Gold bar fall out.Please, gold bar fall out.

Anything?Yes!Yes!Money!What vehicle is that?

Jake was... here in 99 bro he was here jake was here in 99 right up so we got the lv for one saddle coins saddleWe don't even need to go look through them.Coins.We're done.Yeah, what do we got?One, two, three.

Records if we wanted to.Records is four.We need one more item.It's tough to say how valuable the records are though.I think it's worth a shot.All you need is one good record, right?

Well, we should really realistically submit the safe.Like that safe has to be valuable in some way.I don't know if we can move it to the finish line.Howdy.

This is a strange box.Why?It's just full of Tesla and Starlink.Where's your mate?He's going to get knives to open the boxes.

Watch out, watch out.

What do you want?Steady on, lads.Be careful.Oh, we're right back in the UK.

Tesla and Starlink.

Look, Starlink, Starlink.These are all Starlinks.They're all Starlinks.This is bad news, is it?It's not even bad news.It's more confusing news.

Oh, Razor Scooter.Is that ours?Yeah.

No.

No.I stole it off Simon and Toby.So the Pokeballs are worth not good?

No?I haven't checked.Okay.In the sense of, like, looking at the years.I think this guy is a dropshipper.And all that stuff is ordered to him, and then he's fulfilling it.

But I don't understand, there's like 30 Starlinks, so if they're 100 pounds each, that's three grand.I'm depressed, Simon.

Huh?I'm depressed by what I've seen.

Look, we got fucked, you know?

What a failure!

What's this?That's what I'm saying, Harry.It's bare Starlinks.Starlink router.

We could give internet - That's a face mask.

We could give internet to the entire continent of Africa with this box.I'm not even joking.There's so many Starlings in there.

It's a very good point, you know, this could be put in a village and they'd have internet.Yeah.It's a very good point.But they need power probably.I'm sinking into the Starlings.Medical supplies.

Yeah, well, we win.I just don't know who's gonna beat us.

Yeah, I just don't see a universe where we lose, honestly.

If we end up losing this competition, I will let one of those menon each team beat me off.That is my offer.There is no way that we lose this game.Hey, don't motivate them too much.Yo, Vic, are you left -handed?

Uh, no, I'm right -handed.You ever yank your shit left -handed?No, no, not by choice anyway.Yo, you gotta think about it.All them years Vic's spent in front of the computer uploading three, four videos a day.I mean, he had to be taking breaks and yanking shit.

I mean, there's just no way.And I'm thinking about it.That will be disclosed maybe one day.I wonder what Vikkstar's category searches would be.Me, big natties.All natural, big natties.

I love my teammate.

My teammate is something special.Hey guys.

We've basically accepted that we've lost.So now we're just going to see if we can find anything that we can pretend we found.We're missing a Pokeball, Harry.

And honestly, That changed the price a lot, does it yeah?

Because we can't get the safe, it's too heavy, so we take the cash register instead.He's gonna get it.

He's gonna go get it?

This guy, they don't teach him like that anymore.Sorry, but we owe you big time, my friend.

You're not stabbing out the boxes.Nothing in this box.There's nothing in this box.There's just nothing.Simon, it's not looking good.How do we do this badly?

It's not even, the Starlink boxes are just fucking cables.Well, yeah, router.You had one as a router.

I don't have a router.

You said Starlink router earlier.Router?Did I?Yeah.It's not that corner, sorry.So what are those?

Just Starlink panels?Yeah, the ones with the Starlink wires.Fucking Ethernet cable is what it is.That's all it is?

Oh, don't submit that ad.This is going to be a very weird question.What's the most expensive thing here?A pair of shoes.Should we get three?Should we buy Ethan a pair?

And then he'll say they definitely count.Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, what's this?From Starlink.That's Ruta, right?

Ruta!Yeah!I think Ruta's about 200 quid.Surely.Bombardier Crocodier.

All three, it's 595 .38.$600.

Thank you very much.Thank you so much.Have a good day.

Oh, yo, bro's got state secrets on floppy disks.Oh, we got some Maxwell Cassettes unopened by the way, bro's got research software for window 2 .7.Yo, see if he's got a workout trail in there.Let's let's run it up.

Toby, when we get to that gate, we need to be tactical.What's the signal?What signal are you giving me to show me it's clear?I'll do a noise one.Buckies!Buckies!

Yeah?So when you hear the buckies call, sprint.Yeah, and you've just got to get to the box past theirs.They might not even be there.

Might as well put a Pokemon ball now.If I get a Charizard, that'll be worth something though.Don't open it.I've already ripped it.Have you actually?Yeah.

No, you haven't.I know you haven't.

You'd be stupid to do that.I'm sorry that we've had to resort to cheating, by the way, but you know what?

No, it's about time.

About six storage walls in.We have never cheated in storage walls.We haven't, right?We haven't.Okay.

I feel like people are going to go, what about this?They might do.Harry, what do we resort to cheating?Well, you want to rob some stuff, do you?I will say, uh, Nade and Vik were struggling to get through the whole box.

They said there's too much stuff.So we could always go there and be like, oh, we'll take some stuff.off your hands if you want.

We'll take a suitcase off.If we find something, can we keep it?Yeah.Let's think about five items.

Okay.Pokemon.Pokemon.

Posty.Starlink.Yeah, Starlink.Starlink.You can submit your Valentine's magazine if you want to.Yes, I will do that.

The hat.Ah, the hat's got to be nuts.

They've got a car in there, as I reckon.

Told you.That's going to be worth a billion pounds.A hot tub car is two items straight away.The hot tub's worth nothing, bro.But it's worth 300 quid for the scrap metal alone.You know what?

What if, right, get all the wires, they're copper inside them.We can't stoop that low.

We can't stoop that low.

Right, I'm going to make the exact decision that this box is cancelled.

Buggers!Buggers!Buggers!

Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in.

How are you doing?Baseball America.Do you want to join us?

Join you?

Yeah, you can come look through this with us and you can take an item if you need one.Oh yeah, no, we're down for a deal.Should we be generous, Matt?I think we can be generous.Yeah, we can be generous.

Yeah, you can come and take something.Have you got five items yourself yet?We have six items, yeah.You're saying if I find something, I can keep it?

Yeah, you know what, yeah.

Oh, yeah, we can get behind that, yeah.

Bro, it's mental.In that car, we've looked in the boot.There's three pairs of new shoes.Yeah.And Ethan's.It just happened to fall into that.

Yeah.

Do you mind if I scramble up there?Yeah, I was gonna say.Yeah, you know what?You might find an old Scotty Cameron up there.Harry ain't holding back.

So we're going car, hot tub, shoes that were not bought today.Shoes that were not bought today.Oh god.Are we going for this?It's shit.

Disgusting.No baseball cards, no nothing.It's like copium, I want it to be a thing.

Hate to see Zerk down bad, man.

This guy was the OG, man.He was ahead of all of us.Look at him now.

This is how you stay ahead of the game, bro.

Never lose the game.Fuck.

He's literally rattled.Looking slow over here.Boys.

Guys, guys, come with us.

We'll show you 308.Yeah, yeah, I tell you.You guys got to cut your losses.

You never submitted any homework.

I can't believe we found a signed JFK cabinet.

Oh my goodness.

And the fact that it's...Hide that, hide that.This might actually have been used in the White House.Hey, Bez.Bez, Bez, Bez, we got another gem for you.

We actually just found another thing.Another gem.Oh my God.Do you recognise that signature?It's one of the most recognisable signatures of all time.

Jing Lao.No.American.You got the right first letter.Jing.No, the first letter.

X. Right, didn't think you'd start that with that.He says Jing to be fair, not Jing.

Yeah, Jing.J. J. What famous American start with a J?F. K. Oh, JFK.That's JFK.

No, it fucking isn't.You're joking.Yeah.is his cabinet.Yeah.This was written the first year Sharpies were invented.

Yeah.

This is his cabinet.

Yeah, look after that, by the way.Take that back.We never had those.

Well, I'm telling you.JFK sand desk.That's it.With a rake as well.Oh, no, we forget about that, bro.That's going to be worth two grand, by the way.

Oh, you barely got in.What are you talking about?What do you mean, bro?Everything in here weighs 100 pounds.Oh my God.Right, okay.

We're two strong boys here.I'm going in.Have fun.I'm about to dive in.I mean, I'm not kidding.Everything in there is probably over a hundred pounds.

Do you know what would be really devastating?If they found some shit.

If they pick up one thing from our thing and then beat us.

The diamond in the rough, dude.We didn't look far enough.I'm going to blame you if that happens because I never went back there.

Some antlers.Antlers?They're having fun.The gift we gave was not really items.We're letting them explore the world right now.Do you want a fucking antler, mate?

Not really.What the fuck is in here?Oh, that's the skeleton, Halloween skeleton.We don't know, it could be a real dinosaur.I don't think so.This was the one, like, all three teams could have had their way with this and found something.

Yeah, I mean, the game would be over just as one locker.

Right, this is one of the units.We have the Corvette bed.

The Corvette bed.

But I don't even think they've really gone through it enough.We have bullets.Nostalgia value right there.

Well, um... precious the precious moments watch is not that precious no no no okay misnomer okay this is probably indian yeah and may or may not be silver you would know or i would if it's not silver so i'm gonna say that uh no okay perfect a clover bed if i was about eight years old it would be priceless to me

Okay.Ammunition, does that sell for?

I mean, we are in Texas.Yeah.

We love our guns here.It does have value, but not much.

No, okay.Just some old school traffic lights.Yeah, that'd be good.Our locker is the gift that keeps on giving.You know what?I think that's cool.

I like that as a cool item.That is cool.

Oh, yes.

What?We got the houses again.Oh, yeah, baby.Where are we going?They follow us.You know what's nice?

Because we normally cook in these.Yeah, we normally will.And we've burnt before.As you can tell by our effort levels.

Local talent.

Yeah.

Can't beat local talent.

That's called cheating, bro.Yeah, it's hometown.Homeside advantage.Homeside advantage.Fuck you.It's not over till it's over.

Oh, fucking hell.What?Oh, Jesus Christ.I shot myself.What?I don't know.

There's a fucking like possum or something in there.Real?

No, like a porcupine.

Real or not?

I don't know.I didn't look.

Look then.Did it move?Oh, fucking hell.Brother, what is going on back there?No.

Wait, what?What the fuck is that?

Is it real or not?What is it?

Oh man, I shat myself.Is it a taxidermy?

Mate, have a look at that.

With arms wide open.Whoa.

Oh, you've been stabbed.Oh.Is it a taxidermy?It's a genuine porcupine, right?

It is real.Holy shit.Is it a taxidermy?

No, no.They're all fucking taxidermies.There's like a beaver in there.Yeah, let's just submit the, grab the beaver.I don't want to get it.

I don't want to grab the beaver.

No, we need the beaver.

Grab the beaver.

Submit it.Submit them in boxes.

Should we submit the two animals, yeah?Yeah.Nah, that was...

I am absolutely dripping with sweat.If we can get that turned over so that when they look at it and go, this is a piece of shit, we can go, I think you're missing something.

We have our experts.Hello.We have had a wander around as well.Oh, that scares me a little bit.And we saw some missed items, didn't we?Definitely.

Yeah.A few.One of the really cool items was a beer sign, wasn't it?Yep.A cool beer sign.How many dollars would the beer sign be worth?

If it in working shape, I would say six to seven hundred dollars.

Oh, wait.Yep.Was it a neon sign?Yeah.That was us, huh?

You win some, you win some.In the same container was the ship wheel.Which would mean - No, Harry, there's no way you missed that.How many dollars?

Five, six, seven hundred dollars.Oh no!I was holding it!

I was holding it!We knew we had something.Listen, I'm all for camaraderie and you know, we win together, we lose together.You're the expert, brother.You should have told me.

How many did you film?Yeah, man. I told you the wheel was good.But we got really good stuff in there.Your boxes were real tough to miss.So, no.

No, not really.But those were the things that were worth like multiple hundreds of dollars.So we missed a lot actually.You guys have got your items, right?So, please.Oh, we'll go first.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, step back.We have warned you.Yeah, step back, Ethan.In the current climate, we could be on for a barbecue.Oh my goodness.Harry screamed when he opened this.

So there we have a porcupine.Don't touch that one, because I got stabbed.

You do have to factor in that they do smell.

Beaver.

Look at the great condition.Honestly, I mean, the beaver, you know, we sell those for 600 to 800 bucks.

I'm happy to say mid -range, we'll say 700.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Mid -range.Same on the porcupine.

Harry nearly died when he opened I got stabbed.I mean, well, that's a great pool.That's a good box.That's insane.

Wow.

It's so quickly.

Yeah, that was so quickly as well.

Yeah.Oh, yes.

Somebody remember these charitable acts that were committed today.

Yeah, we said it's a write -off.

We're going to run that through the Caymans.Yeah.

You saw nothing, sir.

We're good men.We're good men.

All right, guys.Would you like to go and grab an item?

I'll tell you this right now.I don't think we make that amount of money.

You never know.This is the United States of America, mate.

Everything goes to Morris.

One thing I do find funny is things here that you don't expect to be That's fine.

Yeah, we have some Trump crystals stuff Which I'm just saying you wouldn't accuse Trump of making fake crystals.Surely not, right?

Okay, so here's the thing with this Okay, you have two buyers for this You obviously have the people who love Trump Yeah, they're gonna want Trump memorabilia and then the people that don't like Trump that need to drink alcohol while he's still in office.

Or smash it.

Or smash it, either way.Work out their frustrations.But you definitely have collectors for this.

Okay, so we got 12 of these glasses.Would you be happy to put a price on these?

I would imagine these have probably never been used.

Okay.

And if they were selling them, wouldn't you think they would sell for $100 new, $150 new?

The whole set or per?

No, no.Each?Yeah.

I told you, America's different.

Given his audience, they'll pay a lot of money for his work.Wow.

And you got a full -sealed set?

But you get a discount for bulk buying.

Yo, I'm just saying.I actually count.I count 13.You do have 13.

Can we ask what a bulk buy would be?You're buying 13 a box.You were happy for them.You said you were happy for them.Yeah, that's too much money.That's their ball.

Oh, you know what?Yeah, fair enough.

That's a good lick.See, you never know.We shouldn't have gone for our tactic.Nothing I'm American about it.

No, the other thing.

Nah, it'll be fine.

Alright, okay, we got a DX racer from the 40sWhy is it in this box anyway?

Chair not included.

It's not taxidermy.

This all came together and we put our favorite things in these bags at the top, but it's a collection of I'm going to let you guys do your thing because we have no idea.

All right, here you go.This has got to be fake, right?

I won't lie, it looks a bit like just tap.This is all fake.That's all fake.Oh!Fake.

Fake.Vik is not looking good.Minions pog, perhaps?They're back.They're back.

So like these early one cent coins, I mean, Worth more than one cent.

Worth more than one cent, but not worth a dollar.

Okay.A dollar?No.

Less.

Less than a dollar.

Okay, okay.We thought we had it.Yeah, but no, but think about how many are in there.Yeah, add it up.Melt it down.I don't think it's gonna get to a thousand dollars.

Yeah, but what if there's one rare penny in there?Yeah.What numbers are we looking at here, guys?

I mean, it doesn't look like the coins have the vintage to be valuable coins.So most likely they're worth what they're worth.

Okay, so probably about 12 grand.

We was to put a value on this heap of things.

Maybe a hundred dollars in coins?We'll take it.Yeah.All right.

Yeah.Okay.What about the chair?Yeah.Out of interest.How much is the chair?

Is the chair worth more?Yeah, maybe.Probably.Chair included?Nah, nah, nah.

You said chair.You specified it.You said chair not included.I don't recall any of this.I have no memory of this.

Right.Now, before you see this, I want you to take into consideration the absolute mint quality of it, please.

Oh my God.You're bending it.You're bending it.

It's mint.It's mint.Have a look at this.Feast your eyes on it.Yeah.

John Lennon's ass.

Priceless.Priceless.

They might have won.

Infinity.So it's a popular issue, of course, with the cover.And the magazine market is way up from where it's been in five years, but it's all about condition.Have a look at it.So you can see with the tears right here along the cover.It's just like comic books, the condition of the cover is most important, but the condition of the whole thing matters.

You can see there's fraying on the edge.Nah, great guys.

He's 40 years old, he'd cut some slack.

Yeah, yellowing to the paper.There's some tears in there.You know, but $20, $25.Okay.Well, we'll call it $25.It's worth the risk.

$25.

I'll take it over for $25.That's not bad.Our next item is too big to carry.Okay.Just needs a little bit of a scrub up.Yep.

It is a hot tub.

What would you describe the hot tub as?

Nightmare.Sad.There we go.There's a large audience for that.

There is an audience for sadness.Not working hot tub, bit disgusting.What are we talking?

It had its best days in the past.I'm sure there was a lot of great memories.

But it's not bad in the hot tub for sure.

But, you know, for realistic value, if you're talking about you're going to have to pull it out, you're going to have to refurbish it, sanitize it thoroughly.Yeah, definitely.It's more than a magazine, you know, maybe you could get somebody to drag it out of here for 10 bucks.Okay, we take it positive.

That's profit.Lewis and Clark rode these saddles.I mean, that's kind of cool.

Where's your proof?Between Lewis or Clark?Both.We got the side saddle and the main saddle.

So there's definitely people in Texas that ride, whether for fun or for work still.If you all went to Fort Worth, there's still working cowboys over there and throughout the state.Brand new saddles from top makers can be worth a lot of money.That's not this.

Yeah, but think about the era of time.Probably 10 years ago.

I remember it well.

I remember it well.What do we think, guys?I mean, I think like it's a decent usable saddle that could probably bring, you know, $300 to $500.

Besides saddle, maybe $100 bucks.

We'll call it $400 plus $100.We'll call it $500.$500, wow.Well done, guys.Yeah, you know what?Yeah, fair enough.

Time to bring out the big guns, mate.We're bringing two items.Josh wants to bring this traffic light.Beautiful traffic light, may I say.I was going to bring the hat.I've been out mustards, but could you please tell me if this hat was worth anything first?

So we learned about Morris Knorp, didn't we?And Morris Knorp is a... child it's not no one knows who i told you it was bad yeah yeah yeah get rid of that sorry for even showing you how much that's and it's a good brand i mean it's an open road so you were looking at it okay yeah like i would sell it for Minimum $100.

Okay, okay.

Will the traffic light beat it?So, yeah, we now have the traffic light.

Possibly stolen.You could be looking at legal issues here.

Nah, you can plug it in.There's plenty of people in America that love a good man cave.Right, that's true.You know, a lot of car enthusiasts that collect automobiles and have amazing garages with wonderful signage and things like that.

I mean, I would sell it in my shop for $300.

$300!

Yeah, we take that.We take that.

Oh, it's ready to hang.It's lovely.You've been outmastered.

Yeah, rightfully so.Rightfully so, yeah.

I'm just saying right now, by the way, we're not removing it.

Very hot.Very, very, very hot.

OK, we have the unit and this unit, guys, is signed by.

Well, what we we have gone through AI to figure out whose it was.Yeah.And underneath there is a JFK signature.

Oh, is this the Resolute desk?Yeah.Yes, this is straight out of National Treasure.The tiny Resolute Desk.Have a look.Have a look.

It's seen better days.So what did we think about the unit, guys?

I'm going to challenge that signature.Okay.It's probably not THE JFK.

Check your pockets for a permanent marker.

JFK didn't have his best moments in Dallas.Okay.

That's true.

Yeah.

Fair enough.I mean the unit, how much would the unit be?

20 bucks.Yeah.With the signature?Only if it's - 15.Yeah, 15.Yeah, so that actually comes off.

Yeah.It washes off.Yeah, yeah, we made sure to - It looks like it said Kim.

You should have gone with the famous Kim.Kim Kardashian.Yeah, Kim Kardashian.

I mean, blame AI.Can we just use this to put items on now?Yeah, it's part of the set now.Okay, now it's part of the set now.I'll give you the 20 for using it on the set.Okay, okay.

Okay, $20.

Oh, 20 an hour.

What a lick, what a lick.We're down the street.

This was Elvis Presley's original vinyl collection.Would you like a look in here if there's anything you guys like?There's some Hank Williams in there, some Willie Nelson.

So with records, it's all about rarity and the condition.First of all, these have sat in a very hot storage unit, as you can imagine.

Would you describe it as an eclectic collection?Country music and breakdancing in one box.Exactly, right?

Where are you going to see that?This is probably the most valuable thing in there.So this is a Return of the Jedi promotional item.But it's a portfolio, it's like some set art, illustrations from the movie.It's not in great condition, but Star Wars stuff is incredibly popular.So you know, somebody would probably buy this for $40 or $50.

which is more than all that combined.

He said, he said 45, 50, $5 ,000.

For the $55, guys.Take the box away from me, please.Didn't think you'd see these today, did you?Is there one missing?

Yeah, there is one missing, unfortunately.Here we go.We have Pokemon sealed Pokeballs from 2020.So Pokemon is the most valuable IP on Earth.

More valuable than Disney, Marvel, all of it.These are just retail items, but...They're sealed.They're sealed.They're still sealed.They're only six years old.

And there's three packs inside each one.You know, I think these retail for like $15 or so.Well, they did.Yeah, but now...Yeah, there's three packs.Booster packs in there.

Yeah, there are Pokemon cards in there.Mm -hmm, so that there's probably more potential if you opened it up Oh, I opened them up if you hit something good in there, but then there's the potential And then it's the whole thing is really right so maybe 50 bucks as is for that take what you can get boys Yeah Would you like to compete?

No, I mean, he's the expert.Okay, okay.So there we go.We have, are you going to open them up?Yeah, of course.Are you going to risk the $50?

Yeah.Oh, pay up then.It's mine now.

All right, sure.Guaranteed profit.

$50, wow.Well done, mate.It's worth more than that, it's fine.Our next item, again, too big.But we're trying to fund the future with our scrap car.

Talk to us about the scrap car.I mean, another nightmare.

Absolutely.

Oh, that was it with the hot tub, wasn't it?

Yes.Two nightmares in one.With the cover as well, remember.

But I mean, I think like for scrap metal, maybe $150.

I think you're going to take $150.They are happy.I will run with that.

They are happy.

I'm tired of this broke shit.Oh no

you're saying cool to bring out where you see So the interesting thing about this is that at one point in time he's actually sold for a lot of money Oh My god, they are actors for a lot of money.They were very collectible However, your generation that does not use coins or cash.This does not take Venmo cash app or pay has shifted.

I'm comfortable close to like, you might call us like Gen Z though.

Millennials.

I'd put a USB with my crypto in there.

I would say you probably could get a few hundred dollars.

Oh, that's pretty good.That's not bad.How many hundreds of dollars?

Two or three.

$250.$250.All right.$250.

I mean, it does work.I'll take it away, chap.I'm shocked that it worked.

I was shocked too.Oh, my day's last item.This is where it gets serious.

Oh, now, now, now, now, here comes trouble.Guys, you might want to say congratulations to us right now.Oh!No, I'm just getting it out so it's nice and clean, so you get a nice reveal.Oh, wow.

Wow.I told you, Post Malone guitar, bro.We have a lovely signed Post Malone guitar.It's signed?

Silver Sharpie signed right here.

You may be thinking, someone's faked that.Oh, sorry.Value's just gone down.A certificate of authentication.

James Spence authentication.You can take a close look if you like.Specially made, it's authenticated.You know, that's probably 800 to a thousand.

But it was probably an off -the -rack piece, not something he played.If it was something he played, it would be worth a lot more.

Way more.Way more.

Yeah, so something that they sold off the rack, you were saying?

800, I'd say.Okay.No question.Absolutely.

If he played it, a lot more.

$800!$800!We'll take that.We'll take that.We'll definitely take that.Our most expensive item was the fucking...

porcupine.

That you stole from another dude.You gave me the fright of your life.

At first it looked very dire.There was boxes full of rat poop, PPE masks, old shoes, old wigs.Old shoes and new shoes.Old shoes and new shoes.A collection of Nike crepe.Oh wow.

In mint condition.Mint condition, still brand new.

Counterfeit all these were bought retail.They're not used.They're still in great condition despite the rat poop and the wigs and what all.You can see the retail prices on these.

Yeah, that's why we were very confident.

These aren't limited edition or anything like that.So just, you know, standard off the rack, but they're in good condition.Nike's still popular.It's safe to say you could sell each pair for $100.

Would you give us retail for them?

They do look really new.They look really new and I actually really like them.I like this pair.How much would you pay for them?What would you pay for them?I'd pay $160 for this.

So I'd pay $160.I think someone would pay...What does it say on it?It says $220.

I'd pay $220 for those.But this was years ago.If they'd become really popular models, then that's when they go up.If the model isn't as popular, then it goes down.

So like $360 then?

Yeah.

Round up to four.

Round up to four.

We'll round up to four.Have you got a deal where you get the shoes?Four hundred dollars for these shoes.What are you talking about?I will not have any information about my bidding house.I have not been paid off.

They're new shoes.We bought them today.They said they're old.They're brand new shoes.

Where did you get them from?On the road.

How are they worth less?Final item.The final item of today's proceedings.It's too large and too heavy to bring it here.I'll lose his value for that then.But it is sturdy, serious.

We would like to ask you guys, was our safe a safe bet?Was that thing worth it?Oh my God.We don't know what's in it.I know what's in it, but I'm keeping that a secret.I locked it back up because of what I saw.

12 gold bricks.Anyway.But we just want to know the safe itself, you know.What's inside is a, you know, it's a mystery.

I mean, safes are valuable, for sure.And it could hold a gun, a rifle.Yeah, I think it is a gun safe.Which is very popular.Oh, okay.It's a gun safe.

It has to be a gun safe.

And price -wise?

I mean, over $1 ,000 for some point.For sure.

Over $1 ,000?

Happy to say, like...Over $1 ,000, but it's going to cost you a lot of money and several grown men.

Ooh.

We got money taken off or else.We'll take a casual cash.Cash and carry.

Today, gentlemen, you each had $1 ,000 budget to bid across nine boxes.

Congratulations.Thank you.We do have a winner.Please.

With $1 ,875 made.In third place, we have Toby and Simon.Well done, well done.With only $20 difference.Oh my god.Between second and third place is Vic and Nade with $1 ,905.

But with Josh and Harry making $2 ,000.A big thank you to our experts.for all the help.Thank you guys, thank you.Thank you to America, it's been great.We'll see you soon.