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Chat y'all know what dadgum time it is though W game that was actually a really good spooky game y'all already know what time it is Time for some goo Episode 12 time for some goobla goon episode 12 Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a safe, profitable, emphasis on the profitable, safe day at the Goob Lagoon today. Emphasis on the profitable and on the safe. Yo, Nuke with the 25 gifted subs. Yo, give me some W's for Nuke with the 25 gifted subs.
Appreciate you, Nuke. W nuke
Ladies and gentlemen, if you were not here for yesterday's episode type one if you were not here for yesterday's episode
Because we have a slight update Something something happened yesterday. Okay, and I want to tell y'all before y'all see clips of it going around and y'all jump to conclusions
Something happened yesterday that looks real bad on the company and me
Yo, no may with the hundred gifted subs give me some W's for no may with the hundred gifted Lord Have mercy W no may with the hundred gifted. I appreciate that for real. Thank you. No may W Something happened yesterday That can be easily taken out of context And I saw a lot of people taking it out of context We um, there was an incident that happened at the park yesterday
Where three people in one pool got electrocuted to death? Now you may be like yo, that sounds that's bad No, here's what was happening River was here the guy that we fired. He was here antagonizing me He was swimming in this pool and he was drowning. So what I did was I went in there to try to save him, but I accidentally had my taser in my hand
and I dropped it in the water when I was trying to save him from drowning and it electrocuted everybody GOOBLAGOON EPISODE 12! I can't believe the doors are still open. But in better news, we hit four stars last night. We hit four stars. Look at the Goob Lagoon chat. Ain't
Lagoon. Shh, pay attention. Thomas with the five. Let's start off this shift with some motivation from the pickle.
Pickles, because life needs a little crunch. Mmm. When life feels a bit sour, turn it into a pickle party of positivity.
Mmm.
Don't worry if life gets a little vinegary. You've got the sugar to balance it out.
Mmm.
Your dreams are not just wishes. They are a road map to your future. Pickle the positive vibes and relish the good times.
Don't underestimate the impact of your consistent efforts. Man, I needed that. I needed that right here when I'm going into this shift. You know what, give me one more.
When life hands you cucumbers, make pickles, right?
One more. In a world of cucumbers, be the extraordinary pickle. Facts. Thank you so much.
Soldier with the five, thank you.
Let's have a good shift. Wait, we have ten?
We have ten?
We have ten?
We have ten?
We have ten? Soldier with the five, thank you. Let's have a good shift. Wait, we have 10? Chat, we have 10 research points? What are we spending it on? The color is so ugly. You just don't have appreciation for backrooms aesthetic and that's fine
Nobody cares Face cam. Oh, you're right. Let me fix that All right, what are we spending these research points on We could Look we got 10 research points man I don't know bro I really don't Chat, listen, we have to make a serious business decision right here. I need y'all to lock in right now. What are we spending these 10 research points on?
Do we do? There's no point in doing this because we don't have staff hiring level 4. Park size level 3? Do we need more space right now? Do we need more space? Do we? Like right now?
We could go resort shires, y'all wanna go resort shires? Wait, mop level 2? Mop I feel like the mop is huge chat. Wait, where's hiring level four at? Do y'all see that anywhere? Or are we at hiring level four?
What level is our hiring at? We are hiring level 4 already. Oh my goodness, what? Type 1 for mop. You need to demolish the old stuff. You know what this place does need freshness should we take out these pools
right here and just put all new pools in I feel like that's actually probably to play you know what the goob lagoon is getting a fresh look today. You're right, we need to change.
We need change. You're right. You're right.
Why do you mean, what do you mean, OMG thank you like you've been waiting on this day?
What do you mean The goop-a-goop was fine up until this point.
My monitor just went off.
Wow, this isn't giving me very much money.
Wow, it's actually about to look so much better right here. I'm not gonna lie this is about to look so much better. Should I take out this row of loungers and just have the lounge section over here? I feel like that needs to happen and I'm gonna get rid of some of these old ones. How many new ones do I have
Okay, this looks a lot different
Okay, are you happy now that we're about to make changes
no more old pools no more old diving boards we are full-on fully modernizing right here. Okay, here we go. Let's see, let's see what we can do here. I'm gonna get rid of these two. These ain't doing nothing for us. Chad, I feel like we needed this, huh?
You did a different pattern well, it don't matter it's gonna be covered up by a pool anyway
There's really gonna be a pool there. I don't even know why I painted to start with to be honest. Do y'all wanna take this slide out too? Mm.
How do y'all feel about two of these right here? No y'all do one big one right here then? One like this? Wait that could low key work, I'm not gonna lie to y'all boom right there yes okay let it cook and type one if you're in favor to get rid of this slide I feel like we are right
Okay. We need to put another big boy slide right here, yes? This could be perfect. Please tell me this is gonna work. This could be at an angle. It could be at an angle. It could be at an angle. What's preventing it?
Oh, I was preventing it. what's stopping it chat? I did it, I somehow got it placed.
That's beautiful Loki!
How did I finesse that? nice wait that's a hundred percent to play so like for example say you're going up this slide and you're like huh you know what I changed my mind you could just jump over to this one and you and your buddies can high five on the way up. Be like, hey, what's good dog? High five, then y'all both go slide down.
I don't understand what you're saying, U2. There's nowhere else to put this slide. What are you literally saying? Like at all, what are you saying? There's nowhere else to put it. The angle, there is no angle.
This is literally a direct angle. That's beautiful. Oh, that's actually beautiful. Quit playing with me. Chad, imagine you and your buddies were at the goob lagoon because everybody comes to the goob lagoon.
Your buddies going up this slide, you're going up this slide. Yo, what's good, cuh? Dab up real quick, then y'all both go down the slide and snap your ankle. Let's test this. Wait, I didn't put water in the pool. Let me retest that and put water in the pool.
Now here we go.
Perfect.
Oh my goodness, it's perfect. Are you kidding me?
Yes. Okay, we're going to move this. Oh my goodness, it's perfect, are you kidding me? Yes! Okay, we're gonna move this. I gotta paint over that spot now for real.
Boom, that's going right there. This makes it look so much better, Chad, don't lie. This makes it look so much better. Come on, man. Put two boards? Y'all gonna put two diving boards right here we do That's so clean chat, come on man, let's see if it works There's plenty of room and you know what i'm gonna do too
It's gonna be there's gonna be a level of danger to it. We're putting a fountain between these. It's perfectly out of the way! Oh my goodness, it's beautiful! That's fine, actually. I told you it was fine. It's impossible to get injured on that Not for the slide you won't hit that from the slide. Let's go make sure
You know what I'm going to do? You know what I'm going to do, chat? is it okay y'all messing with that? Okay, what else? We got $2,000, chat. We have a whole lot of room right here.
What's going right here? We got a whole bunch of room. Another pool. another pool? Y'all wanna do another X pool? Oh wait, no, we just need another regular pool right here. We need another big boy pool.
No, one of these. There we go, y'all mess with that actually wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute I'm about to cook wait wait do you trust me type one if you trust me trust the process trust y'all are about dude the goo lagoons Trust. Trust. Trust. Trust. Trust. Trust. Trust. Y'all are about, dude, the goo lagoon's never,
has never looked this good. This is generational.
Boom.
I fear I cooked beyond measure. Chat, come on. You gotta give me some credit here. Unbelievable. Unbelievable cook action. That's so, that's so good.
That is so good. Let's test it, make sure it's up to code before letting anybody get on this.
Let's see.
Perfect. Okay. Woo! Now, are we ready? By the way, if you weren't here yesterday, we renovated the shower area. There's now a privacy fence with a sitting area, and you can just walk in and shower right here. It's actually great.
Okay. I'm going to go ahead and get my shower. I'm going to go ahead and get my shower. Okay Chat do y'all like the renovation? I feel like the renovation is really good. I I do I Think that we cooked with this renovation right here
We have a lot of open space pool buddy. Do you look at the amount of money we have? Peep the amount of money we got, I mean yeah I guess. Like right here just to make everything flow a little bit better. I can see that. Okay that's not bad that makes everything flow a little bit better
It takes it makes it look. Yeah, it makes it look better. Yeah So now we have three giant slides This one this one. This is so good chat. Come on, man
All right
Attraction y'all wanna do that? We need to upgrade the mop. We gotta save money though. We're actually gonna save everything right here. Wait, what kind of attractions did we just get? Did we get better waterfalls? There's a fountain. there's a fountain.
We gotta save up money. We gotta save up money. All right chat, lock in the goob lagoon's about to be open. Quick dry, where's that at? Where's quick dry chat That's actually that is the best that is the best.
Oh man. That is the best. That is the best. Oh man. Do you see this? Buddy. Prestige pools. We gotta save.
What is quick dry? It makes it to where people dry off quicker, so there's not constantly puddles that people are slipping and dying in. Kaiser lock in, Chad, give Kaiser a W real quick to start off his day. He has been performing low key,
one of the best employees that we have here. Are we restocked? The hot dogs are good, lemonade's good. I need to go get one more thing of granola bars real quick. Let's open up. Kaiser, let's go, Bubba.
Wait, where's the life preservers at? Let's put the life preservers like right here in the middle. Y'all cool with that? I am too, thank you. Kaiser, we're gonna have a real busy day today. We have done a full on re, a full on remodel of the goob lagoon.
Fix the trash cans. Okay, I want two right there. We have trash cans all over the place. Lord have mercy. Let's go.
Lock in.
I need a cigarette already. I gotta get granola bars. Ladies and gentlemen, I have beautiful news for everybody that wants to go swimming. We have fully remodeled everything in the goob lagoon by gone are the old pools of yesterday. The new age of pools has arrived upon us and
y'all are the first lucky individuals to to to to uh yeah did she really just walk right by me thinking she was gonna get in here? Did she really just walk right by me thinking she was gonna get in here Did she really just walk right by me thinking she was gonna get in here for the free ski Is she serious with that right there? Get out of here, ma'am. Don't start my day off like that Let's get this restocked real quick. We're good Chat it looks a lot better, huh? It's less cluttered. It just looks a lot better huh? It's less cluttered it just looks a lot better it really does Everything looks a lot better. We just gotta make we just gotta make sure the slides
Hey, how you doing? Brand new toilets. Have a good dookie. Thank you Have a good one. Appreciate that Y'all doing good hope there is two other open toilets and you're sitting here waiting for somebody that's in that What are you doing, buddy? Go to the two other open toilets and you're sitting here waiting for somebody that's in that what are you doing buddy? Go to the two other ones like hello Okay, how's everybody doing is everybody doing good? Why are you in here stinking sir? Oh my goodness. I don't have the water gun
Oh lord It is so much cleaner in here chat, right y'all agree It is so much cleaner in here. It's unbelievable
Who's the perv It is so much cleaner in here, it's unbelievable. WHO'S THE PERV?! GET OUTTA HERE!
AND DON'T YOU COME BACK! Sorry, I had to witness that, I'm sorry. Wait, I'm not sorry to you though. GET OUT OF MY WATER PARK! YOU INHERIT TRUTH! GET OUTTA HERE! Sorry, I had to witness that I'm sorry wait, I'm not sorry to you though get out of my water park you in here in truth Get out of here How you doing let me get that took care of appreciate that are y'all enjoying the new slides
Who's gonna be the first guest to go on the red slide? Who who's gonna somebody go, please? I put I spent a lot of money on that, please Somebody go to the why nobody using a red slot Are you kidding me? Ma'am, did you have fun? I hope you had fun with that, Cecilia.
Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. You're shaking my confidence daily.
Y'all remember that song?
That's a good song right there. W. Cecilia, first person to go down the green slide since the relocation. All right, we're good. This is actually chat. Everything is, everything seems a lot better. I feel like a professional water park right now. Do y'all not, does this not feel professional to y'all? Hot dog. Somebody want a hot dog? Oh, I'm so sorry. Pl dog your face for that. Thank you so much. Have a good one. Look at everybody. This is beautiful. People are enjoying the new private shower areas. Look at
Hello.
Oh, you're an intruder. Get out of here.
Did you really just do that?
Get out of here, Lucy. I'm so sorry about that, y'all. I'm really trying to keep the place clear. I'm so sorry about, who's just standing in front of a tree?
I didn't even notice that.
It's literally right in front of a tree. Hey, it works though. Y'all enjoy y'all's showers. Thank y'all so much for being here. I appreciate y'all. Thank you.
Red slide, red slide, red slide! Hey, that was a little scary, but it worked out. I'm not mad. Wait, that was a little scary, but I'm not mad. Go, go, go, go. We're going to have to relocate that after the shift.
Somebody waiting for too long for a hot dog. I've been busy. I've been I've been busy. I'm so sorry about that.
Y'all.
I'm so sorry. Did y'all I'm so sorry Did you seriously get out of here? Why is everybody being weird chat? Why why are my customers being weirdos? Can you stop? Why'd you look at me for so long like that yo, you need to chill out buddy Why'd you look at me like that for so long? Excuse you What's prize wait? What's Kaiser doing Kaiser? Kaiser no, not you too, Kaiser, please, no.
Kaiser, no, not you too. You were doing so good. Everybody was counting on you. Everybody was bragging on you, Kaiser. What are you doing? No, man.
He's on break. There's no such He's on break. There's no such thing as break money. Never thing as break money. Never sleeps. Chat. Kaiser. I'm doing sleeps. Chat. Kaiser. I'm doing your job. See, if you were your job. See, if you were To punish you I need you to lock in please. How long is your break, buddy? Yo, yo, yo Kaiser who just walked out Adrian
Kaiser get back to work. I'm done doing your job for you. Get back in there and do your job right now Guess waited too long for a hot dog because you I'm firing him That's too much. We can't have this chat What you want playing hot dog your base rat? Why you got dookie emoji? You do is there some dookie somewhere? Who do key? Oh My goodness that is disgusting
Right in front of the hot dog stand to you gotta be oh man Henry's drowning one second Henry Henry's I know it's nasty quit complaining Henry That was beautiful that was absolutely beautiful right there. We're good You tried to get a lawsuit. I'll do it for you Got some nerve trying to walk in front of me. Y'all enjoying the new slide?
I hope so. Hope y'all having a good, okay. I'm so sorry about this. We're gonna handle all these spots. I'm sorry, excuse me. Are y'all good?
Y'all see this spot right here? Y'all still walking. You just saw it. Be careful, there's one right there too. Let me go get this one as well. Here we go. Yep, boom, we're gonna throw this dookie away real quick. Boom, we're good. You like that lemonade?
Have a safe dive, buddy. Be careful. That can be real dangerous if you let it. Okay, you're good. Nice cannonball. Is somebody drowning?
Hang on. I gotta repair this pool. Who's drowning? Zoe's drowning. Give me one almost said 101 seconds when her name was zoe By the way, that was such a good show back in the day
Here you go Zoe be more careful next time, thank you Zoe stay with me. Are you good say something if you're drowning? Okay, I got you you're good to go Zoe, thank you. Oh, we got somebody panicking on the high dive You can't be panicking on the high dive Bubba. Call me you see that See it wasn't that bad was it you're good Yep, he's good. Oh my goodness. The granola bars are selling like hotcakes. What is going on with us?
And somebody's drowning Lord have mercy who was drowning now, oh my goodness, please Hey, I got you There you go, buddy. You're good. Be more careful next time You don't I low-key do that for? It may look like I'm missing, but I'm really not missing. I'm making short throws to give my janitor something to do.
Look at the people lining up on the green slide. The green slide is a hit. Why is there a garbage bag in the pool? That is so nasty. Y'all be careful, I saw somebody fall off of this yesterday.
Okay, you're good.
Did you see that? Y'all gotta be careful, y'all got too much speed. Daniel, Daniel, give me just one second, buddy. I'm just trying to see if the slots, I'll be right back, Daniel. That was horrible.
Did you hear him?
He said, ah!
Like he is in pain. I'm not trying to laugh at somebody that's drowning.
Here you go, Daniel. You're good to go, buddy. Thank you so much. Be careful on this slide, y'all, for real. Y'all go too fast down this thing. Okay, he's good. Yo, pick up that trash in there real quick. Juquan. Oh
That's the author that was the quantity. They're swimming around. I don't know what I'm saying. I need some glasses Chat we just hit 10k for the first time Lord have mercy. I was here. Oh my goodness The goob lagoon has just hit $10,000 in money. Somebody else is drowning. My goodness, be careful. Who is drowning now?
We're running out of life preservers. Yo, yo, Timothy, get this trash out of here, man. Hey, how you doing? Hot dog with ketchup. I got you right there. Thank you so much.
You want a lemonade with ice? I can do that for you. Thank you so much. You want a lemonade with ice? I can do that for you. Thank you. I gotta get more hot dogs. I'll be right back y'all, excuse me.
Chat, I never thought I'd see the day
that the Goob Lagoon would have $10,000. I never thought I'd see the day. I thought we were gonna lose the business yesterday after the taser pool incident, but we can bounce back from anything. Doesn't matter.
Okay, there you go. Okay, hot dogs right there. What can I get for you? Both on that hot dog. There you go. Have yourself a good one.
Lemonade with lemon. I can do that for you. Thank you so much, Blair. Where's the witch at?
I get it.
Blair Witch Project. Y'all some haters. Hey, how you doing, Peyton?
You want ketchup on that?
I got you right there.
Thank y'all so much. What just happened? I thought you said you wanted ketchup on it. What you crying about?
I'm crying about the ketchup. I'm crying about the ketchup. I'm crying about the ketchup. You sure you still want a hot dog with that dookie right there? There you go, you're good, have a good one.
What you want? The floor will do. Did you just take a dump too? Chat, oh my goodness, this is bad. We need new toilets, that's our next investment. We gotta have toilets.
Oh man! Woo! We had 93 guests. We had 93 guests and 70% satisfaction. This was by far the best shift we have ever had at the Goob Lagoon. Are you kidding me? Oh my goodness, we are absolutely cooking right now.
Bro, what? Yo, yo, yo janitors, y'all gotta get this stuff cleaned up, man, it's so nasty in here. All right, chat, look, here's what we're gonna do right Bruno Big dog
Yeah, yeah get out of here what you mean do better next time we're not even open right now Did you seriously just talk crazy to me when we're not even open? You expect to eliminate? The nerve is insane. Do better next time and this dude
wants a off the clock lemonade. Is he serious? Chat, we have $10,000 and isn't that with employee wages already paid? We paid employee wages on top of that. Oh my goodness.
Chat we have 14. Y'all need to understand how big this is. 14 research. You almost got hit Adrienne.
You need to chill out.
Do y'all wanna get prestige bigger slides in these no way right you can imagine a bigger slide than these people are gonna die. That's just what we wanted We'll make sure things are paying we're farming research points right now Something crazy's about to happen All right. There we go. Boom
Sleep so the staff can clean. After I repair, I'll sleep so the janitors are all cleaning. Chad, are you proud of the goo lagoon? Let's ignore the lawsuits and the deaths and the injuries. Other than that, are you proud of the goo lagoon right now's, let's ignore the lawsuits and the deaths and the injuries. Other than that, are you proud of the goo lagoon right now? If you're not proud, I don't know.
I don't know how you're not, you know, there's really no other option, but to be proud of this place, this place has had humble beginnings and it stayed humble. And it just takes care of its customers You know Right That's what we need.
No, somebody needs to run the hot dog stand. That is the main next employee that we need is a hot dog stand. Because bro, I hate having to always run that hot dog stand. points. We're about to go. We're about to go crazy.
Okay, make sure everything's good.
Everything good.
Wait, we do got to add toilets right here too. Three isn't enough people are taking dookies in front of the hot dog stand again. All right Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Chat three more toilets. Yeah, three more than thanks three more of them
Three more toilets yeah three more of them things three more of them three more three more two more three more
That just goes to show you how many people almost drowned in. That's actually insane. Yeah, three more. I feel like that's the play. All right. We gotta do this right here, chat.
We gots to. Okay, look here.
Boom.
Yes.
Boom. Yes. Boom.
No!
Go right here with it. Okay, there we go.
Clean.
Boom. Boom.
Boom. That's so good, chat. That's so good. Come on, man. Look at that This is an awful park you are the only person in here that thinks that
Look at that that is That is absolutely beautiful. That is beautiful.
Throw that in there. They're going to pre-need it.
Might as well keep a life preserver in every pool because they're going to need it anyway. Use it like a pool floatie. I need to restock the vending machines as well. Let's sleep real quick. Okay, they're gonna clean. I'm gonna restock the vending machines real quick. Where are we at?
Welcome to Kmart.
Uh-huh.
Yep. Give huh huh. Yup.
Give me that.
Give me that. Let's go restock these real quick. You can buy more life preservers. I think we're good for now on that. It's not that big of a deal. I mean, we got like one or two people that drown every day.
That's pretty good statistics for any water park. Okay there we go chat lock in now is the time to make decisions are y'all ready for decisions here I'm not buying the jukebox shut up I'm not spending $5,000 on a jukebox. Shut up. I'm not doing that. What are we thinking?
The new pools. Y'all want to go prestige pools.
I did it. I did it. What on this planet earth did that unlock? We're not gonna have the money for them. Oh my goodness, I can barely see them and they look crazy. Is that a super high dive? gonna be so crazy when we get the money for him dude oh my goodness okay look we still got 12 research points though, chat. What are we thinking? We're gonna have to save.
We're gonna have to save. We're gonna have to save. We're gonna have to save. What are we thinking? Oh wait you're right we do need to upgrade the mob. Finally!
No joke. Yo, yo, Kaiser, lock in again. We're about to have another beautiful day. Let's go. Chat, make sure Kaiser does his job. I gotta get some water.
Don't let him slack!
Don't let him slack! Don't let him take no break! Who just laughed?
Is something funny? Did somebody sneak in? Excuse me? Yo, Kaiser, there's a long line, lock in. Is there an intruder? Hey, wristband check. Wristband check, hello?
Wristband check. I don't see any intruders. Everybody better have a wristband on Yo godly with the ten, thank you, we're good. I don't see anybody here. We're no wristband Chat remember the goal right now was to save up $6,000. Okay Wait picked up dropped money from rich guests?
Excuse me? Who is rich? Hey Stevie, how you doing? You better make sure that lemonade is good, Adrian. Have yourself a good one, Stevie. Thank you.
You wanna give us a little extra money since we're working so hard, do ya? Yo, coming to swim with a top hat on
and a full bathing suit is insane.
Like we get it you're rich! You gonna give me some money though? Stevie you ain't gonna give us no money? Come on you know you like the goo lagoon. Every time you breathe a dollar bill emoji comes out you can't give us no money? Come on Stevie where the money at?
We need a loan. This place does everything it can to stay in business we need you to help us excuse me you're really trying to walk in front of me get hit in the face with hammer so you get a lawsuit huh okay I'll do it for you then he doing everything in his power to get a lawsuit walking in front of me doing all that so he wants to get a lawsuit well I'll go ahead then. Where's Stevie at?
Chat, the rich customers we got to take you know we got to take extra care of them you know what I mean we got to make sure they got everything they got refreshments and all that so so they can give us a little extra money you know what I mean somebody waiting on a hot dog. Hey how you doing Flora you want both on that hot dog there you go. Thank you so much Yo, yo, yo Adrian look here
If somebody ever comes through here and they got some bread Put a little extra lemon put a little extra ice in that thing because you never know they might give us some extra money Please okay. I need you to be locked in on that money in the pool Hey Flora, have a safe trip. Be careful on that slide, it's got a lot of speed!
Careful!
Did he just- this dude just said boring and best day ever in the same sentence! art. What's you mad about? Whoa, what?
Was it her?
Somebody wants a hot dog, hold up. Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry about the wait. I'm so sorry about the wait, Stevie. What you want? Hot dog with mustard, that's premium.
Don't pay attention to them.
Thank you so much
Hey
You get out of my park right now hot dogs are not stale! River's here? Excuse me? River's here? Excuse me? Oh, somebody's panicking on the high dive, hang on. I need you to hurry up, people are waiting.
You're good though. He's good good he's okay Somebody else is panicking on the diving board. Hey, you need to get off that diving board go That's a rich guest. I am so sorry. You're good though. He didn't hit the wall. He's good. Best day ever. We're good Who's an intruder who? Let me go get my water gun there's some some stankin' guests in here right now.
Okay chat, we're good, chill. We have rich guests in here. We have to do our best behavior. Sir, you can't be in here drunk. You need to get out, I fear.
Thank you.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong, Evangeline? Huh, you not having a good time? You walk around with an attitude. It's a beautiful sunny day out you complaining get off my slide Yeah, that's what I thought get off my stairs, dude
Get on out of here you complaining you got something to complain about Hey, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? Don't go for it. Elijah. You're good to go. Just be careful It gets that against that wall. He's okay. He didn't hit it. He's I Chat you just saying intruder does nothing but negative It does nothing. You can't say intruder and have it mean anything. Who is an intruder? Both on the hot dog, there you go.
Thank you so much. What is that?
Hello?
Who is in here writing this? First off it says blue hoodie suck and now the owner has zero aura. You really gonna leave without giving no money? Guess what it took all, oh you walking out front of me, yeah you walking out front of me, you know what you was doing. Get out of here, hurry up.
Is everybody doing okay? Oh my goodness the hot dog the hot dog and the lemonade stand are both out of stock hurry up adrian i gotta go get some hot dogs i'm gonna be right did i seriously miss that lord have mercy pick it up why did i just hear somebody screaming in agony? Stop with the graffiti, stop! Kaiser, are you doing good, buddy? Please, Kaiser, hurry up, we got a line.
Welcome to Game On.
First, I am so sorry. I didn't mean to do that, everybody saw it. Y'all know I didn't mean to do that. That was a complete accident, I was just moving pretty fast. You want a plain hot dog you real for that. There you go You have yourself a good one. Thank you. Are you a pervert? Get out of here?
Leave me alone!
Okay, we're good. Is everything good? Everything stocked up? This is unbelievable. Why are you writing this on the lemonade stand? Did none of the rich guests drop any money? I haven't seen any money yet. Chat, where's the money? Have y'all seen any?
Oh, there's some right there. $160? They just had a casual $160 fall out of their pocket? Oh my goodness. Can they please keep coming back? Lord have mercy. Okay, somebody's waiting on a hot dog.
Give me just one second. What's, oh, you can't think you're hungry? I got you right there. Here you go, come get you a hot dog real quick, buddy, since you're so hungry you can't even think. What you want on that?
Mustard, got you with the mustard have a good
What is he drawing now
You can't even spray paint right get out of here the lemonade is what What do you mean? What? Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Chat, the graffiti is getting out of hand. The graffiti is actually getting out of hand. Was that a good Mr. Krabs right there?
The joy on the porta potty!
I'm so stressed out, I'm about to cry. I'm about to break down. I'm about to break down We're at $10,000 again, who's the pervert here? Did you just do that? You did not do that. I'm sorry. Who did it? I'm just hitting everybody until I figure it out. I apologize y'all but somebody Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all doing good? Oh my goodness.
Are you okay? Mustard on that hot dog. I got you right there Bruno. Where's Mars at? Have a It's a massacre Timothy what are you doing? Oh My goodness Timothy, please get over here quickly. I'm begging you Timothy. Thank you
Please get that done more money. i see it floating in the water never mind no i don't i need some more money use the water gun on the graffiti it's way faster yeah but you don't get the research points from it so that would be inefficient oh that was i think was gonna write bros chop that i didn't erase all of it okay we're good chat eleven thousand dollars for the first time I was here.
There you go, you're good to go, buddy. Watch out for that one stain in the middle of nowhere that you intentionally walked into. There's all this real estate right there, and you chose to walk into the one water puddle that was anywhere.
You know you did it on purpose. You gonna do it too? There's no way. Thank you. Chat, we just hit $12,000 for the first time. I was here. Oh my goodness. We are cooking.
People are loving the slides. Nobody's dying. Guests waited too long for a hot dog that's the least of our worries get this trash cleaned up right here here we go yeah no deaths I wish the rich guess would drop more money though like where my money at what you want Only 62. Let's go check if there's any money laying around, please.
Did they leave me some money? Please tell me they left me some money. Kobe!
Oh, oh, oh.
we go. Let's get those restocked. Chad, I was here. Lord have mercy, I was here. We might have to expand again because we don't have space for the new ones. Does it cost, why is there so much trash right here? Yo, Adrian, I know it ain't your job, big dog, but if it's in your station,
could you at least pick it up a little bit?
I mean, come on, buddy. That's just come on be a company man
Buddy what? What are we doing? Yo city with the five gifted. Thank you city with the five gifted. Chat we are about to put brand. We're about to put brand new pools in. Was that $200? Did that say 200?
That was $200 Oh my goodness what Okay, make sure everything's repaired we're all good here Everything's good. I'm just trying to make everything make sure everything's repaired Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, nope. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I'm done, I'm done.
Yo, dealings with the five, thank you. All right, look. The new pools are dookie, get the new slides. How about you, how about you, shut up.
How about that?
Don't talk crazy about my new pools I'm about to invest in before I even
invest in them.
Is that what it took?
Is that what it took Jaquan? Okay. Wait, can we get the new slides right now too? No way, right? No way we can get new slides right now too.
No.
Are you serious? Where's expansion? Oh my goodness, that is so cool. Where is expand? Am I gonna have enough for the pool if I do this? Chat we just expanded.
I was here for yet another goob lagoon expansion. Now hold on just a minute. Whose cars are these back here?
Hello? Can I sell these? Bro, what? Yeah, you're doxxed buddy. GG.
Chat, the goob lagoon has expanded yet again. I'm so happy right now. Yo, LN with the five. Thank you. Bro, that is so good. Do I get money if I destroy them? Chat, what is this, the fourth expansion the Goob Lagoon has made?
And that new pool that we're gonna get is gonna take up like this whole thing. I was here, chat. I was here chat. I was here chat. Whatever. Chat, you can't do nothing with them anyway.
You're saying no. Yeah, let's just leave two useless cars in the middle to take up space for no reason. Somebody said no my car. Why did you park it back here?
Decoration?
Hey buddy a 2017 Tahoe is not decoration. It's not a 1956 Oldsmobile. You don't use a 2017 Tahoe as decoration Yeah, let's just park a modern car here for decoration bro what Check this about to be so good. Are you excited for this new pool? This is about to look crazy like it actually is. I can't believe we've expanded again. Chat, look at us, man. Look at how far we've made it. There's so much They're kind of in the way.
Yeah, they're 100% in the way. Yeah, the light poles are definitely in the way. It don't ever get nighttime here anyway. Oh, this is about to be so good, chat, please. Chat, this is about to be so good. I can't believe how big that pool is. You know what that reminded me of when we seen that pool?
Y'all ever see those star comparison videos? And it like goes in a line, and it's like, oh, this star is this big. And then a big giant one takes up the whole screen. It's like, whoa, there's nothing that can get bigger than that.
Then there's one and eventually down the line, you can't even recognize one you thought was big. When I hovered over that pool, it made everything else look like nothing. Like bro. Dude.
Oh, this is great. got to paint the floor to Y'all already know we got to go with the with the what's it called? Y'all like the trees. I kind of mess with the trees. The trees are kind of clean Or should we give this area's floor a whole different vibe? Because the vibe of these pools is like island Why won't it fit right here
Why don't it fit right here? Why don't it fit? Why don't it fit? Oh, we gotta get rid of the trees. Oh, this is about to be so cool, chat. This is about to be so cool.
Oh, was it the trash?
yo there could be a creep right there like they want to spy on people at the water park they could just by you like looking through the bush there could be a creep right there. Like they wanna spy on people at the water park. They could just be like looking through the bush. There could be a creep right there. We need to put something right there. You never know. Since we need to take up more space right now,
do y'all wanna kinda do it like this? Since we don't have money for anything else. Do it on like kind of an angle like that. I feel like it works with that kind of pool. Chat prepare yourself. This is about to be beautiful. Look at this one too.
This is so cool.
Chat that right there. Oh, oh my goodness. I can't believe how big it is Look at what we've done chat. Look at what we've done. Chat look at what we have been able to do. Look at this pool. Dude everybody's gonna be over here. Literally everybody's gonna be over here swimming at this one.
Okay let's paint the floor. What color do y'all want to do this floor right here? What are we thinking?
Pink?
I fear I don't have pink. What is this color? Wait that also gives back rooms. This is like another level of the back rooms Chat, this is beautiful. Type one if you're proud of how far the Google Goons made it.
For some reason it goes good with how everything else is. I can't explain it. It's just clean! Two, it's missing River. Everybody knows it Literally everybody does
Chat just wait this area is gonna be such a vibe, dude. You know what I mean? You killed River? No, he's not dead. I heard he made a full recovery in the hospital. Or at least that's what my lawyers told me to prevent me from worrying about a lawsuit.
I don't know for 100% fact. Dude, look at that. It almost gives like sand vibes, huh? Dude, that is so good. Oh my good Check that's so clean. Why is it so clean? Put a tower dive. I don't have enough money for that.
That thing gonna cost a lot. I'm gonna save up for it though. Redecorate. Yeah, literally next episode, we're gonna have to take all of this and do something else with it We could low-key fence off this area from the regular area and put like a little entrance gate to it
This be like the VIP zone We got a save up though because we can't do that right now We ain't got enough money for anything we gotta save up for like a shift or two So yeah next episode will literally Rearrange and probably fence this in and create like an entrance gate to it chat beautiful episode. Oh my goodness W episode Great stream chat. I love y'm talking about. Hey, W episode, great stream chat.
I love y'all, man. Hey, appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight. Pre-set all the gifted subs, don't know, bits, follows, the courts. I appreciate all y'all for just hanging out.
Hey, y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Have a good day tomorrow. Have a good day tomorrow. I'll see y'all tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen.
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