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Guys, we are here. We are doing something that y'all have been asking for and Shane and I have been dying to do. We are finally playing Hogwarts Legacy. You know, we've... No, I can't keep doing it. Guys, April Fools.
We got you. We were thinking about what we should do for April Fools. This came up and then we were like, OK, how can we turn this into something positive? And so we settled on this game. It's called secret agent wizard boy in the International Crime Syndicate It is a fun like goat simulator esque multiplayer game, but it's very much based on like the ps1
Harry Potter games solid all the proceeds for this video will be going to the trans lifeline which a which is a great charity organization It is for trans people by trans people and there will be a donation link in the comments below and also All the proceeds for this will be a donation link in the comments below and also all the proceeds for this will be going to that. So hope to be doing some good with this one. Yeah.
But also I have been wanting to play this game. I bought this game when it came out and it's just been sitting in my Steam library and it seems really fun. Yeah, this looks really fun. What if when we started this video, you were like,
guys, we're not actually playing Hogwarts Legacy, and I got really upset. What if I was like, what?
I wanted to play that.
Stupefy.
Buffetica daffy.
You definitely told me about this idea a long time ago. And what's really funny is that you had it on the call sheet today,
and Courtney walked up to the call sheet and saw Shane and Spencer play Hogwarts Legacy.
There were a couple flags. And Courtney looks at us and she goes,
What are you guys doing?
No, it's a joke. It's a joke.
Okay, so we're both in the game together. I'm going to hit start.
Wizard Boy was a normal boy wizard until he received a letter from MI6. MI6? Mission Impossible. Wizard Boy said the letter. Dark things are afoot at Wizard School. We've received intelligence that Professor Grumble Mort is the leader of SPYDER, the infamous international crime syndicate.
And we need you to investigate. And so Wizard Boy arrived at Wizard School, ready to unearth the criminal secrets hiding within its walls.
So this is us. Oh, okay, little Roblox vibes. Look at, your drip is kinda sick. Oh, yeah. Do I look sick as well?
You look sick, dude.
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Get started freeSo I was playing earlier. I think we look exactly the same. Yeah, but I went, oh. Oh, how do you do that crap a control? So I already have a spell I don't think you have a spell yet. What the yeah, give me a spell Oh Upgrades so this is where we can buy upgrades we need to collect
Emblems to get that and those would be scattered throughout the school. All right, I'm gonna grab some... Ooh! So the object of the game is to get these six shapes to fit in this door, and then you can go and, I think, just kill the bad guy. Okay, so you're wearing a duck hat.
Got a duck hat.
I wonder what that does.
Makes me really cool.
Oh! Okay, so you've teleported. We're in school. So now let's just like start exploring. All right I'll follow your lead. Usually there's like a chewing sound that happens when you um, when you pick those up But I turned it off because it was a lot. It was just a lot Masticating everywhere. Okay. I've got a torch What the heck you You died, dude.
I'm okay. Can I res you?
Yeah, if you find a health potion, you can throw it.
Okay, so I've got to res you.
Res me, man.
There's all you.
Oh!
What the frick, dude? Okay, so we're not doing that again. Six days left. So we only have seven days to do our quest. Oh my god, so we died on the first day? We have seven lives.
Ah, okay, let's get out of here.
Let's go to the courtyard, let's go to the courtyard.
All right, all right, we're going to the courtyard.
So that was a horrible beginning. So you got the first spell.
So this is the Protify. So you click it to use it. But if you click it and hold it, you killed that kid, dude. You just killed that kid.
Well, he kind of...
Okay, I'm gonna hold it. And then, yeah, you charge it up like that.
Okay, he dodged it. Good on him.
Good on ya, mate. So I don't get in trouble for killing people. You will if the cameras see you the cameras Yeah, that person's fully dead. Yeah, they fully died. Okay. Wait follow me. I found a cauldron Okay, and that's where you can make spells. Let's go make some spells dude. I learned one spell admit kills people So I put the main grass in there and then you put
the gimbal root in, because you combine anything with gimbal root, and then it makes a potion. So let's see what this makes. That made a health potion. Okay, cool.
I will add that to my bag just in case you die. Did you put anything in there?
No, I don't know how to, hold on.
Just. Yeah, Q.
Q. And click it and hit insert and then you go up and pick up one of these the gimbal roots, okay? Well, what'd you get um defense motion, I'm gonna destroy this camera didn't work at all They just have footage of us trying to destroy it.
Oh, oh.
Oh wait, I found a kid.
Found a kid?
Yeah, he said he was trapped in this room.
Well, he's a dumbass.
There's some switches on the wall. A health potion. Okay. A melee potion. I wonder if that'll make our- Chicken leg eyeball.
It's okay, it's okay, watch this. Why did you do that? It's okay, it's okay, come back, come back, come back.
I need a health potion to do that. I'm break dancing. Okay, actually, where did my health potion go? Well, it's down here. There's there's one over here. Hey Peter. Hey Peter. It's one over here here Where are you? Oh wait? It was over here. I picked it up. I picked up. Okay
Thank you Okay, don't kill me again. Oh Look at these buttons
They look something you have to press in a certain order. I bet you I would die if I press one of these oh See you just you're just doing it. Okay, that didn't work. Found some chicken leg.
Oh, nice.
Oh.
Okay, so we both died. Those were mines. So five days left. Five days left. at Freddy's five days at Hagrid's. I'm hearing a crazy sound I'm gonna pick up this torch We're gonna start lighting shit on fire. Oh, I got an M. Okay. I don't know what that means. Oh good good. That's Wait, is that you?
I killed the kid. I killed the kid.
Kid is dead.
And I found the first mysterious shape. I had to kill a kid to get it, but c'est la vie. So what do these donuts do? You can eventually buy stuff with it. And eventually some of the later spells will cost that. I'm putting the first shape in.
Okay, put that shape in.
Hoc Tuo, put that shape in it.
Okay.
Yeah, that was a lot.
Okay, this looks like a hidden door What is this paper That button just kill me what are you doing? I can buy this you're buying keys and shit I can buy a key
I bought a key
Another emblem here
Hey, you're not allowed in there. Oh, I say that someone said it someone said it someone some I just got an emblem as well. Oh Cool, man. Ooh a deck of cards and I found the second shape paper It looks a little too. Oh oh do you get another spell okay he's after me oh shit dude that sucks oh he got you so you can come revive me if you get the chance but it might take a minute I spent a lot of biscuits today already. I've spent so many biscuits.
It would be like messed up to hear a wizard speaking in an American accent. Okay, I heard you open that vent.
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Get started freeMaybe I'm close to you.
Look at your glasses. Okay, so you're on the roof. Hey, look at me, man, I'm having a blast. I can still move, can't I?
You can move around, you can have a good time.
I can't carry this until I'm feeling better, heard. Where are you? I am down in the... I forgot about fall damage. Weren't you obsessed with that game, Fall Guys? Fall Guys, loved Fall Guys.
This is a little different. Whoa, look at him go. If I saw this, it would scare me. If I saw someone running around like this, it would scare the living shit out of me. See, I'm already dead.
This can't hurt me.
Okay, I accidentally respawned. I meant to use an item and I respawned.
Bro, we had a chance there.
Oh, this guy's still doing this.
He's still doing that thing. That's still doing that thing that he was doing earlier.
Do not, brother.
What?
It's okay, watch this. Don't do that again. There's got to be something up here.
There's gotta be something up here.
Hey, come in the store. Okay, this guy's got a bat.
Oh, get him.
You want to go for him? Come on, man. He beat the f*** out of me. He's got a bat. He beat the f*** out of me. I stupefied him though or whatever my spell But I still be fine. Yeah, bro. Come on What happened I revived you purchased mysterious shape oh
That's what we want. That's what we want that but it's 50. It's 50. It's 50. Hey, five zero, what does the red hat do? I think it's just a red hat. It's like the party hat in RuneScape. Here, you jump up on this and crouch, and then I'll jump off you.
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Get started freeYou got it.
Crouch.
Okay.
This has to work.
I think you're almost there, you're almost there. You're almost there, you've got this. This is definitely the worst way we could go about this, but I think you've got it.
Okay, one more try, one more try.
Yeah, get back up here.
Get back up on that horse.
Yeah, I'm just gonna go straight up.
Yeah.
Okay, okay, one more Okay, one more shot one more if we get it via this it's gonna be so funny They're gonna be like we don't rely on magic we rely on teamwork Come on come on oh So I can do it Whoa whoa how'd you do that? I'm just oh you're bouncing on the couch Did you have a health potion there's got to be a health potion like right around
Well, I can't use a health potion. I'm a little corpse He can you can use a health potion when you're dead? I think so. Okay, let's go back there again, though. I liked that room. We've made negative progress.
We've had a really productive four days of school.
We have died every time.
Okay, don't run in with that shit. What are you talking about, man? Hey, throw that in and kill everyone in there. What if you kill this guy? Oh, you can steal. Wait, throw it in here and light the guy on fire so that way he doesn't know that we're gonna steal.
Yeah, I had to test out if that's possible, and it is. Did you kill someone back there? I didn't kill him, I just lit him on fire. Okay, okay, they're after me, they're after me. They're after me. Two down.
He seems to be invincible.
Oh, okay, okay, it's okay. This kid seems to be incapable of dying. A scary individual. I'm not gonna lie, oh my God, he can't die, he's invincible.
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Get started freeWait, Shane, Shane Shane come on
Okay, I revived myself guys I got the bat and someone else killed me. Okay. Wait come back up here. I didn't leave
He's following me around though. Just so you know
It's okay. We're gonna this watch this watch this Yeah, I use it on myself Okay, he's after me he's after me Hey, hey, I got it. I got a thing. We had two days left. We're doing so bad, dude at this rate How badly we're playing the game, comments are gonna wish we played Hogwarts Legacy.
They'll be like,
I wish you'd just played the other game, man.
What if we kill this kid?
What do you think the chances are
that J.K. Rowling saw this thumbnail and thought,
oh, they're playing the game that I helped make.
Oh, bloody dude.
Oh, bloody hell. Love you. Do you subscribe to the mold theory? Oh. The Resident Evil 7 theory? Wait, that's from the photo of her
that she did in that interview?
Yeah, it just looks like there's legit. I think it's just the pattern on her wall, but I did think it was extremely funny, the concept that. It's like, I'm just trying to rationalize.
Yeah.
No, it would be, that would be best case scenario. No, that's a be like, is that there's an evil parasitic mold that
Turned JK Rowling evil. Yo, you got the bat. How did you yeah, man, I got the bat
Look at how cool it looks. You don't even have a fucking health potion. Do you I don't
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Get started freeBut that's okay. Okay. I never want is I never want to okay. Do not do not the uh, okay There was one there Whoa, I can launch you You see that yeah, it was sick get over here. I'm gonna steal some shit from this Because they can't kill me if I'm already here. It's true. Okay. I'm on fire. I'm on fire Kidding with the bat and steal shit for me. You want me to kill him yeah See he's got the second mysterious shape Okay, shit. Okay, so he's probably the one person we don't want to kill then. Okay, he's he's mad. He's mad. I'm gonna run
You've got this dude. Oh
Hey, I bought the shape They they got he got he shot a spell there. They're all over the place now. Okay, not if I laid him on fire Okay. Okay. Do not click anything. I'm going to find us a health potion. They are fully just on me, dude. They're camping me. That's okay, that's okay.
Look at this.
Oh, oh, found a fountain. I don't have enough biscuits. How many biscuits do you have? Come over here. Okay, they're... We are going to have to run. Okay. You're going to have to run. I'm okay. I'm still 10. Okay. For sure. I'm going to spend on all my biscuits on reviving. Wait, wait, wait.
I can break.
I am so sorry, dude.
What the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?
I walked all the way to the fountain hole
for only for you to do that.
Oh.
Save the bat. Good news. Yeah, well, good thing we have the bat. Oh, and I might have enough things to buy the thing.
Cool, man.
Okay, I've got a health potion. This guy's got a fucking arm, dude.
Did you die?
Oh, my God.
Thank you. Did you do that? Did the bread revive you? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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Get started freeI'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm not I'm not in trouble. He went that way He went that away you went that way, okay
Yeah, I think
Not here. They can't get through here Yeah, kill him kill him. I think I'm reviving him, actually. I think I'm helping him. Aww. Hit him with the bat. Let's see what happens.
What happens?
Mission failed. Alright. So I'm guessing we restart. Inserted shapes have been saved. Oh, okay. So it's kind of roguelike. Okay. I have five emblems. I could buy either an extra jump or health up. Whatever you want, man. I'm going to
buy health up. Now maybe I can take two hits. Now when they want to kill me, I can take a little bit more. Are emblems saved? Yes. Okay, good. Got another one. And are our emblems, are they combined? Or do I have my emblems? I think you have your emblems and I have my emblems.
Oh shit. What?
What did you do? I did not pick a fight with Goblet Macy. She picked a fight with me. I don't think you're supposed to go into their home room. That's like their club. Where are ya?
Okay. I'm somewhere.
I can't believe I'm already dead, man.
Okay, here, I'll come to get you. Hey, let me make a health potion real fast. I think I can do that. Hey, one sec, bro. Cooking bro potion.
Oh, oh!
Listen, man. Hey, sometimes you gotta do shit yourself. I'll see you later. I'm gonna solve this mission on my own.
Yeah dude, you have fun.
Good thing I collected all those biscuits. Yeah, go to the fountain bro. I revived myself. Oh nice. Oh, I think I found a grenade. Well those are... And an invisibility potion. Oh, I think I found a grenade. Well, those are...
And an invisibility potion. Two of my favorite things in Skyrim. Okay, I found an explosive potion. I feel like I'd be remiss to not do this.
Oh.
Look who's dead now. Look who died. Look who died.
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Get started freeJointless potion. I think you know what that does.
Whoa, look at me.
I'm Pickle Rick.
Look at me, I'm Pickle Rick.
Okay, I'm back.
Okay, I have enough now for that shape. So I'm gonna buy the shape. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Okay, I purchased mysterious shape.
Where do I take it?
You need to grab it first.
Oh, I have to grab it off the... All right, I've got the mysterious shape. What do I do with it?
You wanna come way downstairs, way, way, way downstairs. I'm also boneless right now.
What the?
What?
What the? What am I doing to you? The hell's going on?
Fix it.
Who is that?
Fix it. Fix it, fix it. What did you do to me? What did you do to me?
What did you do to me?
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Get started freeWhere are you?
All right, through this shape, grab it.
Okay, okay, I'm coming down. I'll free you. I'm stuck.
Here, here, where are you?
Where are you? I don't know.
I've never been here in my life.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, I see a mysterious shape. Okay, I may need something bigger. Stand clear.
Oh, thank you.
Okay. Now I'm gonna take this.
Okay, f***.
Hey, wait.
Whoa, he's got one too. Oh, we're probably gonna need to kill him. Pick up that sword and fight him. Okay, seems like they don't like that.
Oh, where'd it go?
Oh, we got our mysterious shapes.
Grab the mysterious shape, bro. I've got it, I've got it. Bro, grab the mysterious shape.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
The shape, it's mysterious.
Oh my god.
Okay. I got him. I got him.
This is not working at all.
Can you throw it over here? Okay. Grab it. Okay. Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no. Can you throw it over here? Okay, grab it.
Okay.
Oh, I put in my best effort. I can just stay in front of him. Yeah.
Oh no, I can't block him.
Hey, stop it.
Yeah, I had an idea. Stop it, stop.
All right, so at least that counts. We've been way more productive than last week. Okay, so we've got a lot of shapes. Me in preschool. Oh, I see a shape behind here.
Oh my God.
Oh my God! Oh, collided with a wine barrel. Okay, one of us has to do something.
I can't.
I don't.
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Get started freeWhat if I hit this? What does this do?
Health potion.
All right, I'm gonna get out of here.
What does the laser wire do?
I gotta get out of here.
I don't even know how I got here. You go up the stairs.
What stairs? Spencer, I'm scared.
Spencer, I'm stairs.
Spencer, I'm stails.
Okay, oh, so I can't go through biscuits right now.
Okay, you know what, I'm respawning us. I was so close to getting a health potion probably. Okay, Shane, I think we need to get some more spells. I think that's clearly where things are going wrong.
You need to get more spells.
Oh, here's the thing.
Whoa!
Well, if you had not hit it twice,
you would have kept it.
Did you hit it too?
Okay, so only one of us hit it this time. It's crazy we make each other worse. I know. So this duck hat probably allows me to get into like the duck homeroom. Griffin duck.
Okay, I'm gonna hit it.
No, I'm gonna hit it. No, I'm gonna hit it. No, I'm gonna hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you hit it, you hit it, you hit it.
Okay, okay. Now what?
This is forever, man.
I don't know what to do. Okay, let's look around, let's keep looking around. There might be other shit.
Okay. I think we've gotta hit it again at the, like when we're at our lowest There might be other shit. Um, okay.
I think we've got to hit it again at the, like when we're at our lowest, so that we can stop bouncing.
Shit.
Ooh, I was about to hit it again, dude. I was about to be sick as fuck.
Okay, we've still got four days left. Yeah, we can keep doing this thing. See,'re gonna be looking for, I'm gonna guess. You go do whatever you want, I'm gonna try to, because this has gotta be, this has gotta mean something.
This is kind of funny.
Okay, I've got the flambaleo spell. Now if I had to guess, probably light shit on fire.
Hold on, hold on, this is gonna be so funny.
Don't even think about it, bro.
I wanna wait till that kid's in the middle.
Do you think he'll die? I think so, I killed someone. Okay, okay, here we go. Oh, you missed it.
Okay, he's gonna do it. We're gonna get him.
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Get started freeGet him. Yes! Okay, launch him. Oh, fuck!
Okay, okay, okay.
Hit it when I'm at my lowest.
Okay, okay.
Hit it when I'm at my lowest. Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay, hit it when I'm at my lowest
Okay, I'm gonna get my fucking this kid just
Thank you I'm going to the fucking fountain did this whimsical ass music as we're just dying over and over again. Here we go.
Purchase jump potion, purchase mine, purchase spell classroom key.
I don't have enough wizard biscuits.
I don't have enough wizard biscuits.
I don't appear to have enough wizard biscuits.
Okay, I need to find two more wizard biscuits.
Fortify, fortify.
Me when I'm looking for wizard biscuits.
Dude, I think we're bad at this.
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Get started freeYeah.
Yeah. Oh, don't do that.
Okay, I'm leaving, dude.
I'm leaving.
Oh, here's a button.
That...
Whoa.
Wait, where did that open?
Over here.
Nice. Okay, so that kid just admitted to having a shitload of money. I think we need to kill him kill him, dude Okay, where is he? I'm gonna kill him. Hey, man. Take a seat Okay, they didn't like that Hey, don't wait up that's tough dude, that's tough. I might have I might actually have a flame spell
Actually, you know what I could go and get this That's tough, dude, that's tough. I might actually have a flame spell. Actually, you know what, I could go and get this.
What are these noises, man? Where'd you go?
I'm just hanging out, you know.
Okay, the good news, got a health potion. Okay, so Shane's got the fire spell now.
Yes, I've got flambelis.
Whoa, he put some sauce on it.
Flambelio!
Oh, come revive me.
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Get started freeOh shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't die, don't die.
Hey, I guess you just revived. Oh, we're out of spell ingredients? Hey, there's a fountain over here. Oh, you can't get out of there, man.
I'm okay, okay, on me. On me, on me. Okay. I'm clutching. Okay, and on me. All right, and we're good Okay, hold on I can there we go. Oh
Shit, I'm fully surrounded. Oh
What's that glowing thing? I'm like, oh, it's better. I didn't think you would come for me. What's that glowing thing? All those bloody push-ups and you can't lift a column Cauldron whatever Michael Caine says Can't lift a bloody log. Yeah, what's the point of doing all this bloody or what's the point of doing all those push-ups? What's the bloody push-ups if you can't lift up? Okay, actually you're gonna come out come out here And you spend your own money man cut what I have no I'm coming. I'm gonna get you dude
I'm okay. Give me a few get in the fountain. I'm coming All right. All right I'm coming
And hell's coming with me
Oh, oh, here's the kid in the green hat, let's get him Okay, get the kid with the green hat.
Where'd he go?
He's on fire, he's on fire. See that, I got him.
Nope.
Oh!
Okay, okay.
He beat the fuck out of me.
What if the health potion's back? The health potion's not back. Health potion's not back. I think I have enough biscuits. I've got enough biscuits Can you believe it's 2025 This is all that
We have we we're at a standstill we need to find another spell. This is my hell truly this school Hey watch this look at my screen. Oh You could do a flip I get a double jump oh That's cool, okay, I need to stop using flambélio cuz I'm gonna light myself on fire and myself oh I'm just died Myself oh I Must died Check clip that's up. I can't get back. I can't get back in I got here. Oh
Plus five armor. I literally can't get back that sucks for you, dude. That's embarrassing to be in there Stay in there Check help no, I'm platforming. I'm platforming. Okay, so I got a jump over dead. I'm platforming I'm platforming okay, so I got a jump oh dead dead I'm good. I'm good all right, and we're good, and I died oh look at this At least I can see what's up here. I can see. I'm revived. I'm stuck.
I'm revived and I'm stuck. What is lost is now found.
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Get started freeWhoa, oh.
Spencer, look at this.
Oh, a mysterious shape.
Did those things explode when you lit them on fire?
I'm not sure.
Oh, okay.
So we got to sink in there. Whoa.
You see that?
I'm out of here.
I saw that.
I'm outie. Whoa, what the hellie?
Whoa, look at all these biscuits in here.
Yeah, all those biscuits you can't eat. Hey, okay. So where where was that shape? It was like up. Ah, dude, it was up in this fucking control room place How did we get there? Got a jump?
Hey, you're my job
Wait is this it no no dude. It's not even you don't even know
No, okay, follow me I
Will say look at that vent up there
That's where I came from right. That's where I got stuck. I don't think you got stuck there. Oh
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Get started freewell, that's kind of the area.
Oh, I can just use my double jump and get back up there.
Get back up there, dude.
Get back up there, dude.
I need to buy a third jump, I think.
Hope you're having fun, man.
Hey, you can revive yourself. Yeah, I will try. I will try. Run, speed potion. I'm fast as f**k, boy.
Help.
Gee, you can't even take care of yourself, man.
Oh, f**k.
Look, man, I'm trying to find a friggin' thing.
See, they're gonna be looking for army guys.
See, they're gonna be looking for army guys. I'm looking for a damn fountain.
Oh, I've got a red hat. Oh, okay, got a red hat. Okay, so I get us anywhere. Oh cool. Oh better. Oh See what I have classic Smosh character the pinwheel hat yeah What's Smosh characters? Uh I think they were they play like virgins or something oh?
Oh
Smosh Smosh yeah What I mean like us oh?
No like shit, we do I don't know what I'm gonna start doing
Is the word is is the worm um? When we get health potions, I'm just gonna put them in the middle of the courtyard So we say yeah there, and then I can come find them the laser is what killed oh This is oh Oh, oh, oh, this is all that.
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Get started freeOh wait, okay, so here's the green hat. Don't we need that?
What does the green hat do?
I think it lets us go in that one place that it wouldn't let you go into.
No.
Oh, whoa, whoa.
There you go.
Okay, I'm in here. Be careful though, there's guys there.
Grab that.
But the goblet, I can almost reach it.
Indy, let it go.
Deactivated spider.
Ew, it's a gummy spider.
Oh, f***.
Whoa.
Finding some freddies.
Oh my gosh. Meanwhile, me. Who's. Oh my gosh Meanwhile me Who's this guy? What is that guy doing? Oh?
Algernon creepy. It was on flowers bunk. Oh look, but look he's got the fucking thing mysterious Get him and there's the other mystery. Oh, what's happening here fights going on all right Shane I'm gonna toss the mysterious shape down oh Whoa, holy fuck wow you have to put some torque on that? What can it does this work?
Didn't have to show hey, Oh Tony it
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Get started freeOkay. Oh here it is. Here it is. Here it is
Wait, you're gonna hit that. LAUGHING LAUGHING LAUGHING
LAUGHING OK, I'm somehow back.
LAUGHING
This is insane, bro. A fourth shape has hit the wizarding walls.
I'm back.
OK, the double jump propeller hat combo is elite as
F***. Does the propeller hat combo is elite as f***.
Does the propeller hat give you, like... It gives you extra height and reduce fall damage, I think. Whoa, that's really cool, man. Hey man, that's so cute.
That's so cute, man.
Hey man, that's so cute. Hey man, daijoubu.
Daijoubu.
Kaa.
Kaa.
Daijoubu, kaa. Watashi wa staff. It's daijoubu. Ka. Ka. It's daijoubu. Ka. Watashi waste.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Missile. What? No fire.
I have the missile now.
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Get started freeDo I throw this at it?
Yeah.
Okay. I heard that.
Wait, wait, look at my my guy I got biggity
Biggity biggity Whoa, look at you go. Oh, oh Hey, dude, I'm not have 11 shield
No, just kidding. That was so do I turn things big now? Do I? Yeah. So, now that makes everything bigger and more powerful.
However, it does call biscuits every time you do that. Oh, ****.
Okay. So, I need more biscuits.
I need more freaking biscuits. I don't like this kid's vibe.
You can make kids bigger. I need to wear freaking base geese. I don't like this kid's vibe. You can make kids bigger!
I did not fall that far. Wait, Shane, I can revive you. You flying around like God.
Yeah, this is such a game changer.
Meanwhile, I'm stuck being a dumbass.
Where are ya? I'm right behind a dumbass. Where are ya?
I'm right behind you.
Oh.
Thank you.
You're gonna die, Landy. Hey, hey, hey, good news, good news.
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Get started freeHow do you have more?
I've been, you can hold stacks of items. Do not, dude, don't. That kid's gonna be big as hell. They used the shrink one on me as a kid. What do you, what's your, what are you trying to do?
I just want to see how big I can get this kid. Look at him. He's pretty big.
Okay. I want to try.
Actually.
Wait, can you bigify me?
Whoa.
Dude, I'm getting more health! You're welcome, dude.
And my bigifies
sound bigger!
Oh my god!
Now cast it on me, cast it on me. I ran out of biscuits. Let me go get more biscuits. Did I shrink back down? No, I just made you really big. Yeah, I'm just f***ing down. No. No, I just made you really big. Yeah, I'm just huge, dude But wait, look how it looks like it's just on my hat your hat just got really big
You know what they say about big hats. See they're gonna be looking for big hat guys What if you made me so big I can't fit through doorways
There you go, bro, thank you you want to be like a get big make me big all right?
We need to go get more biscuits dude dude we need I
Hear here's another biscuit dude. I'm getting so much more money.
There's no way you're gonna be able to fit anywhere. Oh my God.
Okay, but think of like the amount of, look at the amount of health you have.
Okay, so I'm thinking if I can go look at the amount of health you have. What?
Okay, so I'm thinking if I can go into rooms and get stuff for you and then bring it back out.
Please Spencer. Please don't flip kill me.
Go in there for me. Oh my God.
Is there a way to get smaller? Yeah, there's a spell for that, but we don't have it. Oh, fuck. Yeah, there's a spell for that, but we don't have it. Oh Bro, we have not I have not seen a shape in a minute Spencer. You got to make me smaller. I can't oh Okay, actually here's what I need to do. I need I needed to die. I needed to look at me. I'm floating I'm a terrifying mass Wonder if you die if you go back or? I can't, I still can't get through.
I'm stuck in this hallway.
I'm stuck in this hallway.
Oh, I'm stuck in this hallway.
I'm not gonna die.
Oh, okay.
Oh wait, actually I could have revived you.
Well, there's really no point in reviving me
when I'm stuck in here. You have fun, man. I like that my hat's bigger.
All right.
Look, I don't even need that thing to jump up places anymore.
Oh my god!
Bro, that is noclip? What is that? What is this? Whoa, whoa Hey, hey, where are you gonna go? Oh? Oh, okay, it's okay. It's okay going away. I'm okay
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I've never in a Mario level now. Oh hey biscuit. Oh Good, you got a biscuit over there. What the fuck?
What's down there go? I don't think I can make that jump Oh good, you got a biscuit over there. What the f***?
What's down there?
Go.
I don't think I can make that jump.
Boldly, boldly go.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Okay, I see a fire. This is sick. So we weren't able to get all six mysterious shapes.
We did get big though.
We got really big and we didn't even get the duplicate spell. So there could have been multiple of us? Well, there could have been multiple. We could have just spawned a bunch of coins and a bunch of potions and made ourselves really strong and really big.
And then apparently you can make spells so big that it just crashes the game. Oh, that sounds awesome. Like if you use like spell enhancing things and like it stacks, it's like Morrowind where you can break spell casting so easily. So what'd you think of this game?
It's silly. Guys, it's been a lot of fun. I hope y'all watch it so the more money we can raise. That's true. And if you wanna donate even more, there's a link in the description. This means a lot to us. I'm glad that y'all trust us enough to do stuff like this.
And- I'm glad that you guys trust us to psych you out like this. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, well, yeah, we'll see. Hey, if this is the last video we ever get to do, this was a fun one.
this was a fun one. And thank you to everyone here who, you know,
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