We Found The Best New Basketball Game

Get that weak shot outta here bro, get that weak shot outta here bro. Look at this, look at where the ball is, what are y'all gonna do now?

I'm eating this chicken at the bar! I feel like there's some divine intervention happening right now.

NBA 2K, count your days buddy, it's over. We have potentially found the best new basketball game available Welcome to third-person basketball court. Yeah, that's that's the name of the game and it's very straightforward It tells you exactly what you're getting into but let me just say right off the bat This might be one of the most difficult basketball games of all time. Not only when we launched the game, it was completely only in Japanese, but once you

sort that out and get yourself into a game, you have to learn the most difficult control scheme for a basketball game I have ever seen in my entire life. But don't get me wrong, it's one of those control schemes that is extremely satisfying to master when you finally get it. Other than that, the game is absolutely hilarious, especially when you're constantly breaking every single shot you put at the net.

Go Smitty, go Smitty!

Here it comes.

Sinker.

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What? Man it's not gonna be good boys is bad green hole

Whole actual gate it's launching in a tiny little window ring. I'm not even joking This is a Bitcoin miner for the whole game is in Chinese. This has just been Oh 3-pointer I'm ready. Oh my god. Click on the characters tab in the fucking lobby. And then look at the people at the bottom.

Bro, Nick is literally James Harden, bro.

Yes, yes, exactly.

He's so shiny and wet.

James Harden, bro, what the fuck?

Yeah, I mean, you strike me as a Peter.

Peter?

Yeah, you look like a Peter. Wait, he does kind of look like a Peter, I see that. I think I might be James. I look, you look like James. I'm James, because he bald.

Alright, I look like Thomas. I'll be Thomas.

That's not...

It's...

It's... It's...

It's... That's my ball. Give me that shit! How do we steal? He's gonna air ball. Dude!

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Hold on, hold on.

Yummy, yummy, yummy. Pass me the rock. Bruh. What are you doing?

He almost green now.

Wait, how do we steal a ball?

E, E, E, E. Look at this yummy young dumbass.

Oh shit!

That's out, That's out. Alright, alright.

Oh, weef!

Oh! Cross the boat!

Flash break!

I'm blocking you.

The door package!

What?

What the fuck?

That was the whitest thing!

What the hell?

That was the whitest shit I've ever done!

I got the board. I treat that you get that all day. That's the easting damn waste

You're right to eat bro. We're getting one shit

Go look at this shit look at this shit watch me watch me

Stop fuck Greg bro. He's on a heater

That was dirty all right pass it pass it pass it you know, it's coming long pass. Oh my god Making this block. I'll stay back Yummy, yummy. That's your pass button dog Look at the controls body blocking That's your pass

Give me that give me that fucker. That's all me Oh, no, this is looking bad. We're getting smacked. Go long. Got it, Ed. Wait, what? What?

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

He bricked it. He bricked it. We're good. We're good.

He bricked that shit.

Right away.

Nice.

I kicked him. I kicked him. Shoot that. Psych, bitch. What's my shoot button?

What's my shoot button?

Left mouse button I'm on controller

why are you on controller what the fuck I think I need to get off get off controller bro what the fuck are you doing look at these guys the globetrotters

god damn globetrotters dog no I had a mouse stop dog insane Oh

God I got him. I got him. I got him. Oh, yeah all you all you cross them up we've Oh

We've tween There you shoot it. I dare you please

We've Married you're not there you wait wait wait

Wait, I'm set to scream. Oh shit. That was the weakest shit ever I did all that for that What do you mean brush up the ball? Hold on I don't know how to steal appropriately. Oh fuck. Oh that bumping is crazy.

Oh no.

You got me checking the controls dog. Oh I was in the settings. I was in the settings.

Oh shit.

Thanks. How do you steal?

I don't even know what my mouse is doing. Which way are we shooting? That's R. That's R. No bro. I'm pretty sure that's R. I know I do this way which way we shoot it

That's not I'm pretty sure this is ours. No you're wrong. You're actually wrong. How do you know because I'm the best green I don't even remember what we were shooting at a halftime. I'll be real

Steal the ball I don't wanna play that my buggy off our steel does not work I Don't wanna play dog our steel does not work

Don't ready go Oh my god, dude! Yubi, you passed it way too long! You gotta go, you gotta go! What the playa!

Got you ass

What am I doing? What am I doing to the ball? What am I doing to the ball? What am I doing to the- Yubi, it's coming to you, back up! I couldn't do anything! I was clicking everything! I couldn't do anything!

My legs were shaking! Yeah, bitch!

Go, go, go, go, go! Weef!

Oh my god, sink that shit! In his mouth! Yummy, what in the hell, bro? Yummy!

Later!

And one!

Oh, good steal! Good steal, get that shit out! Dude, they're all over me! They're like hornets! You're done, that shit! Oh Go, go, go, go, go! Oh my god! Let's try the other map.

What do you think? Arena?

Yeah, I think it's time to go to the big leagues for sure.

Yeah, let's go to the Staples Center. We're ready.

Hahaha!

Uh oh. Same teams.

Yummy, me and you again. Oh shit!

Green! I'm sneezing, I'm sorry!

Oh my god! I'm turning up, I'm turning up back step back There we go, there we go, I got that deep bitch bitch Michael Jordan Go silent. There we go. There we go. I got that deep bitch bitch. Come on. One of them's got a Michael Jordan Found Michael Jordan shoes on a power line bitch. Give me that Step back Get down there you go break it you go bring the pressure got to him

All the way step back

It's so hard Oh my god, I'm with you. Step back, pass to my homie.

That was fast.

Oh, oh, oh.

Hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Oh!

Kick out!

That's it, baby. I know how to play this. Kick out! That's it baby. I'm not making this. Step back!

Not to my neck!

Bruh.

That was wide open.

Somebody got the score, bruh.

Yeah, for real.

We have 20 seconds in the first half.

It's like a WNBA game.

Sorry.

I don't mean that.

The joke was low hanging fruit.

The joke was low hanging fruit.

I'm sorry. In the first half zero zero like a WNBA game, sorry Fruit I had to do it ain't no one score a single thing

Now this shit automatic when you mean heat check it was a pass

Okay, all right, no problem no problem no problem no stress no problem

In there oh my god, we're never making that

Brett this ain't gonna do you no favors, bro. You ain't scoring off of that. We scoring off of that You think I could score this shit sweetie? Yeah

No layups, I just bought my head off the fucking rim. Look at this guy! Look at this guy! You can't do nothing about it. Ram, ram!

Ram! You can't do nothing about it. Hold up. Three, dragnet!

Oh my God.

You gotta hit the rim. You have to hit the rim now.

Yup.

That has to be a block.

Ain't no fucking way.

Oh!

He's cheating. Lay up, breathe. Come on, dude, what the fuck?

I got that, I got that.

I'm ready.

Back, back.

I'm ready, it's my time. Bruh, I can go again, don't worry.

Do it, do it, do it, do it.

Step back.

Yeah.

Come on, bro.

It's check the rim. I can tell Don't give it to me, but I can't make this you can do it No control to stop I just sure you're making this anyway.

Man.

Oh, come on.

Uh oh.

No, he's breaking.

That's it, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I can't get him, he's too damn tall.

Bro.

Oh my god, lame ass game. We didn't score a single one, Yummy. I need more practice.

Yummy, let's go.

Look at this guy, already going. Look at him, he's so hungry. He's ready for the next game. What the f***? You got to travel. You can't do that. This might be Japanese rules, bro.

Weef.

Give me that. me that double team is asked yummy show him show me you've been practicing

Okay, you know what it's better than last time just give me a moment

Green that's good. That's money. Oh my god. It's not even close

We're gonna win this that ain't a good catch that pass bro that ain't a good pass Wow you just charged me ref he charged me how much do you charge you what the fuck you gotta get more open than that dog I thought you could throw it over his head I don't know what to tell you Wow he's stealing stealing I'm stealing! Yumi, we gotta turn it off. How do I step back? F. Do you not listen? I don't think you listen.

Uh oh.

Uh oh, there's a lot going on in my brain where there's like 38 controls. Bro! What the fuck is wrong with this game?! Give me this fucking ball, you piece of shit!

Shut up, bitch!

Pack his ass. Grab him. Pull him down.

Step back, motherfucker! Shut up bitch pack his ass grab him pull down back motherfucker

Yeah, yeah, yeah beautiful good pass there was a pass yeah was a pass

That's what it was. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That's short for sure. It's a pass. Oh my god, dude, what the hell, you were flying!

Jeez, I, bro, what kind of limp is that, bro?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Get the fucking ball, I'm gonna lose all mine!

He was just spamming E before it- Dude, what? What the hell is- Go, Svenny, go! Go! go! All the way! That was- goal tending! He's still alone! Why is it not shooting?

Why is it not shooting?

Yummy!

Is your controller plugged in still?

Yes it is! Oh plug it bro! It's probably worse than a point 9 on my leg!

Dumbass!

What the fuck? I think my trigger on my controller

on my leg was pressing while I was shooting with my mouse and keyboard.

Bro!

Do it again! Try it now! I hate this guy bro.

Don't worry Smitty.

Mouse and keyboard legend incoming.

Take it back. Step back.

And a three. And a three. keyboard legend incoming I tell you something wrong oh my god we're so fucking cooked I don't set a pick again you don't speedy go there's part of what

they go yep yep yep what no spitting what it feels like they're spamming it I don't set a pick again. Shoot. Go Smitty go. Dude it's part of the play. Go Smitty go.

Yup yup yup.

What?

Dude what?

It feels like they're spamming it way more and they just get it way off than we do. Like I, dude I literally swat that ball out of your hands.

Go go go.

Step back.

They got nothing. They got nothing.

Why my character not put his hands up something else go all we need is two threes this is it full court bitch What the hell just happened? Go, go, go, go! Three-pointer, we don't have time. All right, bro. It's time to put the fucking shoes away, bro.

Oh, fuck.

Hang them up, dog.

One, three.

Hang them up. Hoo!

Yeah, I'll make it for you guys.

Bro, we have to run a back run. I'm gonna blow my brains out.

Oh!

Oh, whoa.

There's been a trade there's been a trade

So now whoever loses it's the other person's fault this whole time

All right battle the mid I mean step back bitch in my mouth That pass was boy. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo. Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo.

Yo. No pressure, he gonna break it. Fuck! Go, go, go, go, go, go! I don't have a split! I don't have a split!

Money!

Please, just one!

Ah!

Ah!

That superhero jumped into that ball. Do it! Greg!

What the fuck?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Greg, here.

Blocked! Oh

My god, that almost we mentioned that bag

Damn damn I might be the problem. I might be the problem on God Damn

I might be the problem. I might be the problem on God

I'm tapped. I'm locked in now. He's gonna break this I even worried about it

Fuck fuck he did he set a back screen. I got a bro. I got a bro. I got a bro. I got a bro

You get shit, yep, yep, yep Never again shit. Yep. Yep. Yep Oh my god, I need to sink one of these or I'm going to bed crying tonight. Take that! Take that!

Don't shoot it!

It's a fake, I'm faking!

That's literally- you cannot do that! Uh oh.

Alright.

Dear basketball, From the moment I started rolling my dad's tube socks and shooting imaginary game winning shots in the great western form.

He's gonna miss it, I know it.

No pressure, he's gonna miss it.

Come on! he's gonna miss it we have a game baby we got a game yummy and speedy are still not the problem somehow don't know how it's possible I got that two balls I'll make that oh bro we left him that was. That was your- that was your guy. That was your guy. I'll leave his ass all day. He ain't shootin'. He ain't shootin'. Oh my god!

Woah, woah, woah!

What?!

Oh shit, oh shit.

How many balls- there was two balls in the court.

Money.

Mm-hmm.

He's brickin' that.

No!

Oh, come on, bro! Go rebound don't swing the rock Okay, that was going to souvenir Wait, I think my game crashed on God, yeah my game definitely crashed The game has been postponed until further notice the only two people to score were the two shitters that haven't done anything all day

Please give us the same teams we got to see that we gotta see that play out or a redemption I'm fine with the redemption. I would be too. Yeah. Oh

my god Yummy, it's time. The other game was just a theorized- It was a theorized idea in a manager's head. It wasn't real.

It was to show-

I was like, what if we-

What if we traded one of the players?

It was showing our potential.

That's really what happened.

Okay, yeah, um...

Okay, good. So, uh...

I'm down. I was kind of a monster last game too. I was blocking so many shots too. I knew something was wrong.

Yeah, what the fuck is going on, dog? What is happening? What is happening? I'll be having that.

Oh! Lord, I'm gonna do a layup!

He's just gonna do it all game, bitch! Weak! You're literally, you're cheating. You're actually cheating.

Ain't no way he makes this.

Part of the play look at that look at that it's you yep genius back back open lane oh man back back that's basketball what the fuck man yeah I must see a steel button no more, it's cool. Get that in your greg. Oh

What how did you that's over the back?

Call it. Go Smitty go Smitty. Here it comes. Sinker Man damn look like us out there. We gotta work. I gotta work on the

Out of there get that shit out of there run that shit

slow short

What yo

Green It's family Green Week the block the block good block good block do something do something do something. I'm taking it to the paint

I'm taking it to paint Oh, no, oh shit. What the hell is that shot? Get up there yummy grab that outlet go go ahead go ahead

That's definitely illegal you cannot do that Green

Nuh uh

Grab that grab that grab that good shit good shit

Oh yeah no problem Don't worry about me don't worry about me dog I'm taking it to the paint I'm taking it to the paint I'm taking it to the paint

I'm taking it to the paint

Yo! Call me Flaco! Redemption Arc! Give me that. You ain't doing shit with that.

That bum ass play.

Get that weak shit out of here with your god damn layups you pussy.

Go Spidey kick out! Oh! Step back! Travel.

Carry. Weak ass shit!

Oh my god.

That's a pass though. Oh my god. Oh my god! Oh my god. That's a pass though.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Let's go!

That's what we talking about Trippy!

That's what we talking about Trippy!

Stupid ass. Grab the ball, grab the ball, grab the ball.

Don't let him do the stupid ass layup.

That's what we talking about Trippy!

Oh shit. God damn. Go bitch, go bitch go go get ready damn damn send that shit anyway money. It's over This was Sobey does just kidding part of the plate look they faked out they thought I had the ball. I'm here. I'm here I'm running out the clock. I'm running out of the clock. I'm running out the clock. I'm here Let me shoot it. Let me shoot it You gotta catch that shoot it. Oh my yeah, no one can prove it. Yummy All right, let's see who the problem was They said God's stepping on the best guys what do they do in the NBA when this happens Oh

Garbage technique to this shit get this shit out of here do it again

You bum oh no bum mass all right all right Yeah, yeah absolutely good layup oh

Why am I lagging

This is some host advantage bullshit I got nothing to say I got nothing to say

Let me do it again. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. Let me do it again I got let me do it again. Let me do it again, let me do it again, let me do it again, oh god, let me do it again, let me do it again, give me that ball, give me that ball

I'm about to blow Greg's brains out

Just score it

Alright, here I got you, watch

Two of them on me, I ain't worried about a spin move

Step back

OHHHHHH Wait, wait, they might be the problem They might be the problem they might be the problem No, no, so be off your back breath. Wait. Uh, uh, uh. There's... Fuck.

Nice.

Stand by.

Pass.

Thank you. Oh shit.

I'll be taking that.

Uh oh.

Wait, you missed me.

He's gonna miss it up here.

I don't know.

He's gonna miss it.

So many!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! shoot it again get off me bitch all right in your mouth oh god oh that would have been insane oh so far go Greg oh I thought you got the rebound my bad Greg hell no he's gonna miss that I'm white what could you expect but I could hell of a three-point shot though oh my god how are you doing that all you Greg

Nice

It's coming back so be yeah, I was not kidding about that Up, up, up, up! Oh shit. It don't matter. I'm worried about it.

You literally don't have to worry about it. The magic is gone.

The shoes have ripped at the soles. Yeah! The soles are falling off.

The soles are falling off of my shoes, bro.

Get close, man.

I can't get that to you if you're fucking... See, this is like... You gotta fucking lock the hell in. I can't get that to you if you're fucking Thank you yummy bro Just like we trued. He's literally shooting on our goal by the way shooting on our going what great no Yes, this is ours I'm shoot. I want to find out. It was a mind game. Now you got me questioning it.

That's good.

Oh my fucking god.

I'm testing this bro.

That's theirs.

Stop. Get the ball out of there. It's in your hand.

Wait. He does have the ball. Hey man, you got the ball. Hey, quit jumbling with that.

You can't do that.

Wow, they're cheating! They literally broke the game to win!

They broke the game to win!

24 second violation.

What the fuck?

Who's got the ball now?

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh wait, so-

Oh no.

Whoops.

Damn. I'm not good at those bro fucking lay up and just air balls it yes kick out Greg

Greg!

that's in his mouth

shit!

yup, yup, he misses Liam how does he know how to make layups?

Greg!

It's coming back, Yobi! Or Sobi, I'm confused who my teammate is. Don't let him hit another layup. Oh my god, oh my god.

We just need to score.

They'll never expect this one.

What the fuck? Oh, damn, 360! Greg! Oh

Damn 360

You can't make layup stop doing them I I can make them

That's ball movement

Dude what is happening? I don't know bro. I really thought that was gonna get to you it like went right through your ass This is last shot. We live 10 seconds. We only have 10 seconds. I see that

Call bullshit, man YUMMY WHAT'S THE PROBLEM YUMMY THE PROBLEM UHHHH I call bullshit man Call bullshit, man YUMMY WHAT'S THE PROBLEM YUMMY THE PROBLEM UHHHH I call bullshit man

I can't believe I got the ball stuck in the first 5 seconds The three point line don't exist in me bro. Oh my god dude!