Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Goob Lagoon episode 10.
Lock in chat!
Let's make this some bread today! Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. W Kitty. Look here. Episode 10 of the Goob Lagoon. Quick little recap.
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I'm going to be doing a little recap. Look here, episode 10 of the goob lagoon. Quick little recap. If you was not here in yesterday's episode, it was bad, huh chat? It was bad. We had multiple deaths I tased the innocent woman in the middle of the road
I also tased the ambulance driver that was trying to save her But the good news is we made a whole lot of upgrades and we got three stars So we are now officially a three-star establishment we are now officially a three star Establishment we are We are a three star establishment cases furry headset with the five gifted. Thank you Appreciate that
L spoilers buddy. What you mean? Oh and we hired two new people yesterday We hired a person to run the lemonade stand and we hired two new people yesterday We hired a person to run the lemonade stand and we hired Another janitor. His name is Timothy. Yeah, you heard that right? His name is Timothy. Look at him Timothy and All yesterday was crazy and we put in a giant
massive huge brand new pool look at this Look at this with the fountain action look at the pool with the fountain action look at that Beautiful Now look here Beautiful! Now look here. Look here chat. We have $2,000.
Do y'all want to save the rest of that money? Should we save the 2000? What's going on? W Jaquan! Jaquan hard at work already! Okay hold on let me go get some more lemonade and some more granola bars real quick for
the what's it called.
Hold on.
Let me drop this taser right here. Excuse me river. Don't make me use this. How is he waving at? River, what are you doing? Oh, he's done lost it.
He's done lost it. What is he doing? It's a GG. It's over. GG's's he has officially lost it he's over here waving like he would even help anybody when they got here the gust of the customers pile up whenever he whenever he whenever he whenever he shows up soda What do you do with this
Wait, what do you do with the soda? Bending machine Should I buy another vending machine Put these hot dogs. Wait, you already stocked up the lemonade w adrian he's already about that bidness put this right here for for a restocking purposes there you go chat let's buy another vending machine hold up how much some things cost again 1200 type one if it's worth
it is so worth getting that and having a lemonade in that thing too, that'd be so clean, so fire. We got to do that. I feel like we got to do that. There's no other option. I don't see any universe ever, any universe that ever existed. Why there would be a legitimate reason as to why we would not do that right here. Let's do it. Ladies and gentlemen, we officially have a granola bar machine and we officially have, we officially have a granola bar machine and a lemonade machine. Look at this. You sold? How'd I sell?
That's the wrong one? Oh. Well, I guess we're just gonna have extra granola bars to extra granola bar stand Chat why didn't y'all warn me?
Welcome
You know what? You know what we eventually would have got a second one anyway, so it's not even a big deal Let's be real here for a minute with chat. We would have visually got a second one anyway, so it's not even a big deal. Let's be real here for a minute With chat, we would have visually needed a second one. Anyway, I mean, come on, you know what I mean? So, you know what? It's not that big of a deal. We'll save up now. All right, I think we're good to open Dude, I low-key want to put more of those fountains in should I put one in here, too? maybe Should I put one in here too? Maybe. You think that type of fountain would go good in here?
I could put it right here to where they wouldn't hit on it. Do we need another one of those fountains somewhere, Chad? It's a hazard? There's no such thing as hazard just at the Goobly Dune. Okay. This is the safest place you could ever be at. There is no such thing as a hazard here
How much that costs 250 I feel like I want to I feel like I want to no i'm not gonna Ladies and gentlemen We're about to open up Lock in. River, I'm going to need you.
Is it just me or do they have new animations? Why are they doing animations now? Are they happy to be here for once? There's no way my employees are actually happy to be here. Say it ain't so. Hey, River, we got a big day ahead of us, big dog. We need you to lock in, okay?
Let's get it.
Lock in river! GG. GG. Hey ladies and gentlemen, how is everybody doing? GG.
Hey ladies and gentlemen, how is everybody doing? We have made new improvements at the Goob Lagoon. We have a brand new, I repeat, brand new swimming pool and fountains. What you yawning? Why you yawning, ma'am, huh? Why you yawning, Maggie?
Is it boring or something?
Hey, how you doing?
Okay, I already gave you one. Sorry about that. Excuse me. Yo, skippy with the five. Thank you Hey, how you do? Hey, you want to come here you go Francis. Welcome to the good Lagoon Shiloh. Welcome to the good Lagoon Here you go you don't go to the Google goon as well thank you so much what's good Kamari there go is it that funny though are they laughing at me or with me chat that's the question are y'all laughing at me or with there you go I am so sorry Scott oh my goodness here's the there you go look we got a pass out two more flyers and we're good okay, you're actually... ...
You know what? You know what, Jack? At least he's working. At least he's working. Let's be real here. Here you go, Maggie. I'm sorry about...
Oh, it's boring again? Is it really boring again?
Boring!
Is that boring, Maggie, huh? BORING! IS THAT BORING MAGGIE HUH?
Who else do I need to get some flyers to? Hey how you doing? What's good Ramona? You wanna come to the goob lagoon? More unique guests. You've met some troublesome guests before but not every unusual guest is a problem.
Some of them might actually help you out, and there's just drugs on the floor. Okay, does that mean somebody's in the water park right now? Collect research points from smart guy. Who is smart guy? Hey, do y'all wanna come to the goop where did she
just go through the wall what was that here hey you to come to the goop again thank you so much i appreciate i gotta see what's going on in the park right now hey you're drunk don't even bother walking in bubba don't even try it public intoxication I'm calling the police. Who's smart guy? Hey, I heard there was a smart guy in here. Where is he? Ma'am, be careful. There's been a few injuries recently, okay?
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Lord have mercy! What is going on? There's something new every day going on at the Goob Lagoon. What was that? I'm going to be careful. What was that? How did she catch that much air? They're still gonna find a way to blame this on me. What a see what she said though.
Best day ever I have never In my all of my years of running this beautiful water park have ever seen Somebody bust that are you? Okay, ma'am. I think she's okay Okay, that's the new slide. Hope you enjoy it either way. There you go Hey, you want a hot dog big dog I got you right here both on that hot dog Thank you so much. Have yourself a good one. Hey y'all be extra careful on these two big slides right here
There's some crazy stuff going on with them. The manufacturer got like some weird stuff going on y'all be careful, though. Thank y'all Is everybody doing good everybody having a safe good trip today, I appreciate y'all. Okay, is everybody doing good? Everybody having a safe, good trip today? I appreciate y'all. Is that a smart guy? Ma'am, ooh. Sir, be careful, for real, be careful, seriously.
You know what, he didn't break his back, he's good. Wait, who's the smart guy? Chat, where'd the smart guy go? Overflowing Diva Cup with the five gifted. Basic, there you go, Jaquando. No, Timothy, W, Timothy, W, employee.
Oh, he's in the bathroom. Hey, how you doing? Plain hot dog, I got you right here, Otto. Thank you so much. Y'all having a good time today? I appreciate y'all for being here for real. Thank y'all. Go smart guy, go!
He's good, that's so safe. That is so safe. Do I have to push him? Wait, smart guy. Can I get something from you? I am so sorry, Jeffrey. I'm so sorry. I thought you was gonna give me something I would like. Did you just throw that cup? I just saw you throw a coffee cup out of the pool. Why are you littering?
This is bad. Nobody has any respect for the goob lagoon anymore. It's actually so bad Yo poopy butt with the fight. Thank you Hey, how y'all doing y'all doing? All right. Okay. Thank y' so much. Fiona's, hey, Fiona's waiting for a lemonade. Don't make Shrek get on you. Get it? Cause if she waits too long, she gonna get Shrek. Okay, let's make sure everything's going good. What are you saying? What are you saying? Man, get out of here Scott what do you think
you're doing curse diva cup with the fox and then you go walk right in front of me again that's your fault Scott get out of my place right now hey you get out of here too quick we're fading yeah then you're gonna run right into me when I'm cleaning up. Hey, sir, you're drunk, don't go on the slide. My God. Sir, you're drunk, sir!
Sir, you need to get out. I'm not gonna lie, you need to get out. You're gonna get hurt. Hey, watch out for that stain, he just slipped. Be careful off that diving board, there's somebody right there under you.
Yeah, be careful, thank you. Hey, how you doing? What's good, what's good, Hady? You need some help on this diving board? Three, two, get in the pool. Oh, somebody drowning!
Okay, here we go, we're good.
Is that targeted? Excuse me! Plumber with the five.
Who came in here and wrote blue hoodie suck on my wall Oh somebody else is drowning ways that the same person Lord have mercy I'm so sorry for the delay here you go here you go you're good to go bubba be more careful next time y'all oh my goodness people want hot dogs. I'm so sorry for making y'all wait. I really apologize. Thank y'all so much. Get out the way! What's good Bjorn? Plain hot dog got you right there. Have yourself a good one. You're doing good over here. You need to restock that pretty soon. You won't both... Oh, oh, oh, oh, man, that looks bad.
Be careful, be careful. Oh, man.
River! Oh, my God.
River, you're...
Move! Hey, how you doing, Livia? How you doing? Four hours senior with a slide pass. I got you right here. Thank you so much.
Have yourself a good day at the Gooblegoo. Thank you so much. Thank you. Hurry up. Hey, how you doing, Hannah? Eight hours adult with a slide pass.
I got you right there.
Thank you so much have yourself a good one somebody's dead in the pool somebody is dead in the pool hey here there you go I gotta get another med kit are you okay here I got you thank you so much people waiting too long for a lemonade man He's going to restock the lemonade. I apologize for the wait. I'm really sorry Hey be careful on that slide. It's hurting people Okay, so my diving board here you go give you a little boost. Thank you
Hang on Jeff you're good. here you go give you a little boost thank you hang on Jeff you're good Bubba there you go somebody else is drowning Lord have mercy help me please help hey you can't be in here drunk who's in here drunk sir you can't be in here drunk. Who's in here drunk? Sir, you can't be in here drunk. Get out. I'm sorry about that too. Somebody's drowning over here.
Let me help.
Saving lives. Saving lives. Who's injured? Faye. Faye, are you okay? Faye, are you good?
She ain't okay. She ain't okay. Let me go get a med kit again. Oh my goodness, this is bad. This is so bad.
River.
River. Do you see the amount of people? There's trash floating in the pools. All the trash cans are overflowed. People's waiting on food. There's puddles, people are slipping.
I think there's... Oh, chat, this is bad bad chat. We're losing everything. We're gonna lose everything seriously. We're losing everything like no joke. It's over People are puking on the floor Somebody's making on the diving board. I'll handle that in a minute. Yay, more research points, thank you. Here you go, you have a good one.
Y'all doing good, hope everybody's having a good trip today. Thank y'all so much for being here, ignore that can floating. Sir, you just went up the opposite side of the slide when somebody else was trying to go down it. You need to have some respect River river you're up here crunk throwing your hands up like you're welcoming people in and nobody's getting in
Watch out for that puddle right there! Chat, again, this slide right here is hurting people. This slide right here is hurting people because the manufacturers have like a problem with the design of it and it's hurting people. It's not my fault, okay? It's not my fault. The manufacturers have something going on. Did somebody just slip back there? I'm so sorry about that. I will get that spot cleaned up as soon as possible. I really apologize for that. Hey, how you doing? Serafina lemonade with lemon I can do that for you right there. Thank you so much Serafina. You wanted a lemonade with lemon
I thought you wanted lemonade. Is that not what you wanted? Tickets chat What are y'all doing in here? What are y'all doing? I'm so sorry about the delay. How y'all doing?
Six hours teen with a slide pass. I got you right there. Thank you. Where everybody go? Somebody's drowning. Somebody's drowning. Somebody's drowning. Excuse me. There you go, you're good to go. Somebody else is injured in the pool. One second, let me get this figured out. Here you go, Zeke, you're good to go. Thank you so much for being here.
Yo, Jaquan, you gotta be careful with that broom. People are slipping right in front of you, buddy. What are you doing? Why are you mopping that right on top of somebody? Like seriously, hot dog with booger on it. Thank you so much, ma'am. You have yourself a beautiful day.
Thank you so much for choosing the goo lagoon. I really appreciate all y'all for choosing the goo lagoon. I can't get no help. My employees are useless. Are y'all good?
Thank you for this. Thank you for this as well. Thank you.
Be careful on that slide. Y'all having fun now? I'm glad y'all having fun. Just be careful on that slide. Those are a little tricky sometimes. It should be okay though.
See the snapper back in there. Hey. Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Chat. Okay, thank you Kirby Fries, thank you. Happy birthday, Tracy. I know that that seems like the biggest disaster ever right there. That was actually one of our best shifts ever. We had 61 guests. And we literally had 70% satisfaction.
Hey, I look I know I know that that set that looked like a bad ship, but I'm for real though. Let's be honest. That wasn't that bad. Yeah. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm for real though
Let's be honest. That wasn't that bad. Yeah
Okay, I hate to say this chat but listen we're about to have to make a decision type one if you're ready to make a decision
We're about to have to make a decision right here, unfortunately
Are we gonna get rid of this slide it's hurting too many people It's hurting too many people Chad it is people are getting hurt left and right I think we got to get rid of it It is bugged right now right aka the manufacturer has a recall on them. That is what that is, correct? Get resort slides and... W smart guy, what? Chat, look here.
We have $5,000. W smart guy what? Chat look here We have five thousand dollars we have nine about to be ten research points
We're about to make an upgrade. I don't know what upgrade we're about to make but I know we're about to make one What do y'all think we need to do? Do visitor patient see here's the thing I shouldn't have to do visitor patients because my employee Should have enough initiative to do his job without making people wait all day Hey, can you sell stuff or do you have to break it?
The lifeguard well, here's the thing once we get rid of this slide because it's bugged we won't need a lifeguard anymore Because I can just handle that for real like no joke. I can I'm good at handling this water park. Everybody in here knows it
How many of y'all have seen a swimming pool in the past week?
You know you have it's taken over everybody likes to do Right I
Drowned my best friend in my swimming pool yesterday because he said the Goo Lagoon sucked.
He's dead now.
He's still out there floating. Like I'm telling y'all, don't disrespect the Goo Lagoon. Don't disrespect it.
Okay?
I'm playing.
I didn't do that.
Now if there was a person that was going to drown at the goo goo goo it would be my best
friend link.
This dude is a 29 year old man and can't swim. Can't swim. 29 years old can't swim. So if he ever came out here it would be over. Alright chat look. All right, Chad, look, let's let's seriously think about this for a second. What should we invest in right now?
First things first, I need to restock. Okay, we got some extra lemons right here. We're good on that. I need to restock the granola bar machines like ASAP.
Wait, no, I should do resort loungers. Yeah. Need to restock the granola bar machines like ASAP Wait, no, I should do resort loungers. Yeah Do we need to do the resort slides bro, you know how crazy those are gonna be I don't even know what they look like
But I'm assuming they're gonna be the big giant ones right dude, could you imagine the death that's gonna happen here? Not that that's a good thing though. Zaccheroni and cheese with the five gifts, thank you. Okay chat here we go we're about to make another big investment. Yo Jaquan I need you to move around a little bit okay sorry about that but you're not doing anything. I need you to move around. Thank you so much. I'm just making sure everything's prepared real quick. Give me just a second. You never know. Yep, Kobe.
Make sure the diving boards are good. They're good as well, yep. Chat, we're about to unlock the big boy slides, bro. Wait, if you break the slide, you get your money back? Wait, do I really?
What?
Okay, first things first we gotta unlock Resort Loungers had to do it advanced marketing flyers Unlock poster in the research tree by posters in store and hang them around town Wait what?
Okay attractions is research point we can do that real quick I just gotta clean some stuff oh my goodness we can do it
chat resort slides time yo who get the five everybody in here wants the new resort slides. Everybody wants to see that
Stack your cash scare money. Don't make money a
Scare money don't make money Leo with the five. Thank you We're just gonna clean some stuff real quick get some research points Beautiful beautiful once we get this last research point here
We're gonna be able to unlock the slide
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go say it say it there we go
Say it Say there we go
Yo HD with the five, thank you a team with the five thank you HD with the five appreciate that. Alright we're about to open up again in a second give me one second here. We're just getting this last research point we gotta do what we gotta do. Yep yep yep. I need five more there got to be something else to clean around here all the loungers hundred percent yeah yeah yes perfect Perfect. Boom. Look! Ladies and gentlemen, resort slides.
What do these things look like, man?
No! I ain't got no money! What do these things look like, man? No, I ain't got no money.
We're breaking the curve slide. We gotta break it, it's broken anyway. We were gonna get rid of it. Do I get money from this? Oh my goodness, we did. Oh my goodness, we did. Oh my goodness, we did. Oh my goodness we did. Oh my goodness we did.
Oh it's about to get nasty chat. Oh my goodness are you kidding me?
What Should we get rid of that one, too We should get rid of that one too and just put a resort slide there
Move it or we could move it. You're right. Where would it be moved to though? We could put it in this pool, but I kind of like this pool not having a slide on it This is kind of like the lounge pool Chat y'all to get rid of that slide right there. I think we should. We gotta get this resort slide. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
We're getting our money off of it though.
Dude.
Dude. Dude.
Dude. Dude. Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Look at this big old pool. Okay, look here. Okay, look here. I think we gotta take these two trees down. Maybe not though. Chat, I was here for the resort slides I was here
Which one do y'all want to go with though? Do y'all want to go with this one? This one's insane this one is absolutely insane chat The green one yeah, you know what I could do right here? Peep this. Peep this. We could go.
Now look at this.
Look at this. Peep it. Peep it. Type one if you're peeping it. We could go.
Boom.
And then then that works dude look at that slide that is the coolest thing I have ever seen in my life. Are you actually kidding me? That is so clean! We gotta test it to make sure all my customers are safe because here at the Goob Lagoon, safety is our top priority. Ladies and gentlemen, we're the first person at the Goob Lagoon to test this slide.
Lock in.
Oh my goodness, it's perfect!
Oh people are gonna be kicking the doors down to get in here right now. Are you actually kidding me? Let me go restock the vending machines real quick. Bro, imagine they fall off the slide. That would never happen at the goobla goon. We have taken the welcome to K by
Scream Ice cream How do we sell ice cream?
How do we get that?
Welcome to Kmart.
Oh I passed it? I ain't got the money for it right now anyway do I? We ain't got the money for it right now anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to open up again right here, let me pick up some trash real quick. Let me pick up some trash real quick, make sure everything's looking good at the goob lagoon
because that's all I care about, is the cleanliness and the safetiness of the goob lagoon.
That's it.
That's all I can do. Oh Stop Yeah Wow Yo, yo, yo! Bro! Lord have mercy! What was that?
Chat, all I'm trying to do is keep the park clean. That's all I'm trying to do. That's all I'm trying to do, chat. I'm such a humble guy. I own this big giant water park and I am still out here manually cleaning the place up. So humble, hashtag stay humble.
You know what I mean? All right, there we go. We open up again chat lock in it's about to it's about to be crazy Lock in That was a crazy shift, but it was one of best shifts. We now have slide of the century installed here at the goob lagoon. People are going to be kicking the doors down to get on this slide right here. Y'all ready? Paint? I'm not painting right now. I ain't got enough
money for it. I'm saving up. Ain't nobody wearing no paint. Lock in. Let's have a good day right here, okay? Let's have a good day. I don't need posters either. We have plenty of customers. The problem isn't the customers. The problem is we can't handle the customers.
The more specifically, you can't handle. You can't handle the You can't handle the customers You can't handle the customers River. It looks like it. Are you going to take Are you going to take anything seriously in your life? Are you
anything seriously in your life? It's time. It's time. River. Oh my goodness, man. I River. Oh my goodness goodness man. I know, I'm so sorry Gail. You have yourself a good trip. Thank you so much for choosing the Goud Lagoon today. I really appreciate all y'all for being here. Seriously, thank you. You're the first customer and you come in here stankin'. Are you serious? Thank you so much Paulina for being the first customer of the day. Who here wants to come to the top
of the brand new Goob Lagoon slide?
Come on, dude! Come on! Come on!
Anybody? First one, first one, first one, first one, first one, first one. Yo, Nico, good luck, buddy. First person on this slide, be careful.
Woo!
Hey, man, how you doing? Get off that.
Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate you for being here. Thank you. Hey, yo, Nico, we got to work on that form a little bit, buddy. Yo, Nico, we got to. What did you see? Bro was unconscious before he even hit the bottom of the sl- Was that fun Did you have a good time Brielle, thank you so much
Hey, hold on y'all be careful. Make sure you take a little extra time for you get on that thing We don't want to get clogging up Chat it's working so well chat it is working literally so well it is unbelievable how good that's working Are we chat. It is working literally so well. It is unbelievable. How good that's working Are we serious? That is so nice. We've got to figure out if these are good, too Vanessa waiting on a hot dog. I can do that for you. Hey, how you doing vanessa? You want a plain hot dog? Thank you so much
Vanessa Hey, how you doing Vanessa? You want a plain hot dog? Thank you so much Vanessa
What's good gail? You were the second customer today. What you want? You want both on that hot dog? I can do that for you Thank you so much gail Dude, chat people are loving the new slide. They're going down the new slide like every second and it's safe Oh my goodness, this is perfect. Here we go, boom, clean. Y'all having fun over here? Thank y'all so much for being here, seriously.
I appreciate y'all for being here. Thank y'all so much. Chat, does nobody use the peanut pool? Tickets, no. Why do I hear a large group of people outside? River, river, river.
Oh my goodness, river, please. What are we doing, buddy? Mustard on that hot dog. Thank you so much for choosing the goo lagoon today. Thank you so much.
Woo!
Hey, be careful, there's people walking. Hey, watch out. Okay, we're good. Hey, y'all need to chill out. Y'all are going down the slide too fast. Y'all got to take more time between each slide. I got to get some more hot dogs real quick. I'll be right back, y'all. Y'all be careful. Thank y'all for being here so much River on everything. Excuse me. How you doing River on everything? I love if you don't get these customers checked out We're gonna have a problem. You understand me walk in you're holding us back You know, it'll fix my mood right now
It really looks like a chick-fil-a at lunchtime. This is unbelievable Put that in there. Okay, we're good to go. Everybody doing okay. Oh Wait, we do need to unlock poster marketing research. Should we do that now? I Don't told y'all to stop going down those slides backwards you need to learn your lesson, okay
Okay, everything's going good right now finally somebody's using this slide again I haven't seen nobody use this slide in so long. Does it even still work? Let's see
Good luck so long does it even still work let's see good luck
it's okay I saw an intruder get out of here what you think you're doing get your quam that's what I'm talking about you saw somebody slip right there and I appreciate that's Timothy I appreciate I caught him to Quan I appreciate you for doing that. Oh, Timothy, thank you so much. Chad, who's the better maintenance man, Jaquan or Timothy, be honest. Y'all like Timothy, low key, Timothy is good. Sir, why you in here standing?
What is River doing? I'm sorry you waited so long on that hot dog, sir. I'm so sorry. You gonna go cry about it? Cry about that too, loser. Get a face full of that trash real quick as well.
Get out of my dad gum water park, dummy. Here you go, you want a piece of that? Okay, what's going on with the tickets up here? Hang on a second. I thought you was the trash can I saw like a aura a minting of steak action I thought it was you be careful that little right there man. I'm gonna get it for you. Thank you Or or run into that puddle to let me get that swept up. I'm so sorry There's another one
I'm so sucked! Her legs found the filter! Guess what it took long for a hot dog?
Guess what it took long for a ticket?
Lord have mercy River you're not working!
Thank you so much for tuning in.
You have yourself a beautiful Goob Lagoon experience.
Have a Goob Lagoon time. I'll see you next time. Bye! Lord have mercy River you're not working! Thank you so much for tuning in, Avery. You have yourself a beautiful Goob Lagoon experience. Have a Gooblicious day. Thank you so much. What's good, Aspirin? How you doing? Four hours adult, no sly pass. I got you right here.
Thank you so much. Have yourself a good one. If you're getting pain, take some aspirin. Hey, how you doing? Six hours adult with a slide pass got you right here thank you so much appreciate that hey give me just yo albert give me just one second i gotta grab something from the back okay one second thank you We got guests waiting too long for hot dogs, all because I'm having to do somebody else's job this whole time.
This is ridiculous. How y'all doing? Hot dog with ketchup. I got you right there. Have yourself a beautiful gooblegoon experience and don't get hurt. Thank you.
What's good, Luca? Ain't you supposed to be playing basketball right now, Luca Donchic? Get out of here.
Thank you. Have yourself a good night. you what's good luca you're supposed to be playing basketball right now luca dodging
get out of here thank you you just took a dump in front of the oh oh my goodness i'm gonna get that cleaned up in just a second give me one second i'm so sorry mustard on that hot dog let me go get that cleaned up hey get off the off the dive board, you're rolling people up. Sorry about that, I had to do it. There's no respect for the goob lagoon chat, no respect. Yeah, I'm sitting here going to get a hot dog, let me take a hot steaming dump right here in front of the hot dog stand.
That's so nasty. Are y'all enjoying the new X-shaped pool? I hope so. Thank y'all so much for being here and having a safe trip. Thank y'all so much Best day ever make sure to leave a good review and then you just littered. Are you serious? Oh she just face planted she needs stitches GG
Let's get this trash picked up Jaquan did that already. What was that Tim? I don't know Okay, how's the tickets looking up here, River? You know what? He's getting the line dwindled down a little bit. You know what? You know what, River? He locked in a little bit. All it took was him getting take- Adrian, did I say you could take a break, big dog? Adrian!
We got people waiting on lemonades and you're taking a break, big dog. Adrian, we got people waiting on lemonades and you're taking a break. Really? Lemonade with ice and lemon. There you go, thank you so much. Sorry you waited on that hot dog.
That's what you get for crying and complaining. Now your leg's snapped in half. Keep moving, keep going about your business and get out of here. Hey, how you doing? Lemonade with a lemon. Boom. There you go. Have yourself a good one. Thank you so much
I got a restock the lemonade real quick Okay, the granola bar stands are good. Excuse me. Excuse me. Let me get by y'all real quick Hey, what's good Raphael four hours senior with a slide pass I can do that for you. Thank you so much, Raphael. Have yourself a safe trip. Thank you. See, I didn't even mean to do it that time.
Look, I'll own up to it if I actually do it on purpose. I did not mean to push him down the stairs right there Sorry my employee went to take a nap I got you right here River get up here river get up here Get in here.
Somebody's drowning!
Rolls, I mean Royce, where the Rolls at? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Have a good one. Be safe now, thank you so much. Okay, let me go over here. What was I grabbing? Oh yeah, I need some more lemonade at. Yeah, I need some more lemonade.
Boom, left in the Kmart. Thank you, excuse me. Yeah Okay, hey sorry about the way y'all I've been real busy yo Adrian I need you to lock in we got customers Hey, how y'all doing? Okay, you won't you won't you won't you won't both on that hot dog. There you go Thank you so much Estella. Have a stellar trip at the Google go Hey, how you doing? You won't both on that. There you go. I got you both on that hot dog as well. Have yourself a good one. What's good? You want mustard on that one? Boom. Got you with the mustard action. Thank you so much.
Chat, look at the amount of money we have right now. Chat, look at the money. Look at the money. Businesses booming
Why y'all leave Why are my leave Is it maybe it's the end of the day and people are winding down a little bit they're ready to go home. Yeah Oh, did you see the way he slowly sunk into the...
Hey, but guess what? He can't do nothing about that in the court of law. You want to know why? Because he went down the slide backwards and upside down. You're not allowed to do that. GG. Danny with the five. Thank you. All right. Everything's going pretty good right now. Y'all be careful. A park is closing in 20 seconds. Get your belongings and get ready to head out. Thank y'all for being here. You go sit here and complain about all thought that was complaining about the empty machine when there's one right there beside him
toby
You can't be dropped in here you can't be dropped in here you can't be I'm so sorry about the trash y'all. That was my bad. I'm so sorry
Oh my goodness, we're actually cooking wait, we're actually cooking no joke
Yo shiny chicken with the five, thank you. 71% satisfaction. That is two days in a row, 31 people slipped. Why are you choosing the one slightly negative thing that happened? That's not even bad. That's a good ratio. I don't know why 15 people were bored.
If you're not entertained by this water part. That's your own fault I'm gonna go with you because there's nothing else I could possibly do Just one you are not getting workman's top. Do you understand you are not getting that okay stop trying All this part and he chooses to walk right in front of where I'm working at okay Okay, what are we doing now? We got to unlock the marketing poster in the research real quick Are we close to hitting level four? No way, right?
Get rid of the old slides and put the new resort slides in We gotta have some variation though, that's the thing We can't completely just go one type of slide. I don't think Now I do want to put more resort slides in but we can't go just go one type of slide, I don't think. Now, I do want to put more resort slides in, but we can't go just resort slide, right? Do the yellow one?
I want to do the yellow.
We need to put a new pool in, too.
Y'all do a new pool? We can't afford both, though. We ain't got much money right now for for legal reasons If y'all are wondering why the money ain't looking as good as it could be worth spending a chunk of it to the lawyers Okay, hang on let me repair the big boys like check this slide was a hit was it not this slide was a hit People love this one
Okay, it's good. That's clean. That's good
There we go, beautiful I feel like I need to hire a maintenance man to Get rid of the peanut pool
Chat you want to get rid of peanut pool. I feel like nobody swims in in any way I feel like people have moved on from the peanut pool. Nobody used it. Yeah, no, really? Truly nobody uses it.
No joke. Hold on.
We're going to see. First things first, after we do this right here, we're gonna, um, we're gonna do this, this, this poster thing. They're allergic? Oh, so y'all typing LMAO, but if I would have made that joke it would have been nothing but periods in here.
Okay.
By the way, the only reason they knew to make that joke is because that's my type of joke. They stole it from me because I was going to say it eventually at some point. I was just saving it. I Was literally just saving that one for the right moment I Was don't you believe me? All right chat, here we go y'all ready
Are you ready? Yo Marlene with the five, thank you What were we doing again Wait, where would the posters be at chat? that? Park maybe? Where's posters?
Chat, where's posters? Attractions? There's no way right That's so much! That's five! Just do it. We gotta do it though, right?
We have to? Yeah, we literally have to do it. There's no other choice. We actually do have to do it. That's part of the game.
We just have to do it. That's part of the game. We just have to do it
Now All in favor of getting rid of the peanut pool type me
Okay, we're gonna get rid of it chat we're gonna get rid of it, chat. We're gonna get rid of it right now. That's more money in our pocket, though.
I'm not mad at that at all.
Look at the money.
Look at the money.
Look at the money.
Now, I should get rid of this, too.
This is not doing anything for us.
This is so stupid. I really think it's stupid.
I really think it's stupid.
I really think it's stupid. Look at the money. Now I should get rid of this too. This is not doing anything for us. This is so stupid. I really thought this was a good idea. I'm such a loser.
Now. Now. Yo, wait a minute. $2,000. $2,000. $2,000.
$2,000. Yo, wait a minute. $2,000? We could put a new big boy pool in and a big boy slide in. Let's get rid of this. Let's get rid of this. Let's get rid of this right here. Let's get rid of this right here.
Yeah.
Yes. Let me cook, type one if you're letting me cook right now. This is about to be so cool. This is about to be so cool. Do you understand how cool this is about to be? Do you really understand?
Like do you? It fits.
It fits. We can do it on the corner like this. That is beautiful. I feel like it's better on this side. A hundred percent it is. The red one's basic.
No, yella!
On the corner!
Dude that is so cool. That is so cool. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Oh My goodness this place is beautiful
Is that gonna be dangerous that's not gonna be dangerous is it? I don't think that's gonna be dangerous. Do you see the Oh, oh my goodness, no way. Let me test it. Pretty good. Well, there goes both my legs again. That's good. Moment of truth. You ready? Type one if you're ready.
Moment of truth.
Shh. It's safe.
Oh my goodness, it's safe. It's safe. It is safe. It is safe. The goob lagoon is popping off right now. It is absolutely popping off right now.
Stop playing with me.
It is beautiful here y'all feel like a fountain would go good in here y'all think a fountain would go good in here like the red one I feel like this one would go good right here, I'm not gonna lie.
Like if I did something,
something like that, nah, that's kinda weird. Well, I don't know, it might be cool. Could you imagine I put, what do you think would happen if I put it right there? People would die, huh? Okay we're not gonna bother with it, we're not gonna bother.
Dude, let's do another shift, lock in! Chat, the amount of upgrades that we have made in the pa- a flock of- NO! THE FLOCK OF SEAGULLS! They're gonna dookie all over my new pools and slides. No, no! Let's go buy a post-it from the shop real quick.
Y'all wanna do that? Let's go do that. Yeah, let's go do that.
Yeah, let's go do that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to what?
Welcome to Kmart.
Thanks. Welcome to Kmart. Thanks Posters around town real quick. There goes one come to the Google. Oh We're actually gonna get arrested are you kidding me? Are you actually kidding me? We can't cover up street signs like that Bro what? Hey we do anything for the business chat you know what I mean? We do anything for the business. Alright unlock basic drink vending machine and research ok we gotta save up for that.
Chat y'all ready for another shift?
Lock in.
River we're gonna have another big boy shift right here. Stay locked in Bubba. Okay, let's go. Beautiful day, ain't it chat? Beautiful day for people to slide off a slide, have fun in the sun and then land in an empty pool and snap their femur in half and then try to sue me
But they get railroaded in court because I have a bigger legal Good day It's a good day, it's a beautiful day tell me today Wait the vending machines need restock. Hey, how y'all doing? Thank y'all so much for choosing the goob lagoon today Thank y'all for being here. I appreciate y'all. Thank you They're dookie in oh no, they're dookie in hey
Jaquan and Tim y'all get these spots cleaned up quick. We can't be having this hurry up Lord have mercy they're dookie in all over the place
Get them birds outta here! Watch out for some dookie all over the place
Watch out for some dookie
Intruder at hot dogs damn you thought you go get you a hot dog, huh? Hey, how you doing today? You doing good? It got you with a hot dog with mustard right here. Thank you so much. I gotta get more hot dogs real quick. Hey, you having a good time? Hope y'all having a good time today.
Wristband check. Y'all got wristbands. Y'all good to go. Excuse me, excuse me, sir.
I'm trying to go get some.
I'm trying to go get some hot dogs. Welcome to my, there we go. More hot dogs, we're good to go. Wait, there's a pervert, where? Who's a pervert? This guy?
Good call out! Hey, and don't you ever think about coming back either! Hey, you understand me Troy?
Don't you...
And stay out! I'm going to Enjoy the slide, thank you so- Wait, we gotta see if they're liking the new slide over here. Wait a minute, is anybody over here? Hey! Ladies and gentlemen, I have good- Ladies and gentlemen, I have good news! We have put a brand new, a new custom-made pool and slide put in Directly for y'all if y'all would like to come slide real quick. That would be awesome. Thank y'all for being here Why aren't they going over here Chad?
River river river River let's let's get a move on Bubba okay yo River let's get a move on yo River let's hey hey hey hey how you doing six hours a dog with a slide pass there you go thank you River you need to get your act together you understand me I will cut your pay what you need to chill out. What you doing? intruder where
Who's in truth
You only have 14 customers shut up I Don't need to making me feel bad about what's going on right now. It's just now noon. It's 12 47 p.m Calm down things are gonna heat up once it gets later in the afternoon. Okay, how you doing, sir? Porter, do you want to come try the new slide section real quick? Brand new pool brand new big yellow slide right there. Please enjoy. Thank you so much. You ain't
gonna slide. Do this. So lame. You are so W to Quan Actually W to Quan for real You know what she's fine she's good to go river just screwed up two visitors in a row are you kidding me? Hey, what's good Sarah four hours senior no slide pass. Thank you so much. What's good Santos? How you doing? What you want real quick. You want you four hours senior? No slide pass as well. I can do you that much Thank you so much. Should we fire river Chad? It's getting to the point to where I think we have to consider firing River real quick.
It might be, we might be at that point. I hate to say it.
He is horrible.
You know what? I think having cashiers in general is a waste of money. I say we fire River, get another person to do the hot dog stand and I can handle. I don't know, that's a lot of work. Ma'am, you saw me sitting, you ain't about to sue me.
You saw me sitting here,
now you wanna run away like you're scared or something. You literally saw me sit there working on the diving board and you legitimately walked in front of me to get me to hit you with the hammer. You want to be hit with a hammer? I can do that. Oh we got somebody panicking on the slide.
Get ready! She ain't never gonna panic again on that slide, I'll tell you that much. She gonna be alright. Hey, how you doing? Catch up on the hot dogs.
Thank you so much.
You have yourself a beautiful trip at the Google My yo River, this is your last day working here chat say goodbye to River seriously Hey, what y'all doing? What y'all doing? Come on. Y'all are holding up traffic Chat say goodbye to River he's gone. He's actually gone. He's actually gone he is done costing me money here i am so done with river i can't do it anymore this is rivers last day here say goodbye what's good how you doing four hours team what a slide pass got you right here he don't even
know chat he don't even know matter of fact you're getting fired mid shift you're getting you're literally getting fired mid shift no joke get out of my water park right now yeah goodbye river four hours team with a slide pass I got you right here thank you so much have yourself a beautiful day thank you Royce appreciate that what's good four hours team no slide pass thank you so much have a beautiful trip at the Google Lagoon. Appreciate you What's good Rio six hours team with a slide pass boom. Boom. Thank you so much Have wait this job's more harder than I thought it was. What's good Quinn?
Six senior no slide pass. Okay. Wow. No wonder he had such a big line. Lord have mercy. Why is everybody still? Did I make a mistake seen somebody wait too long for a hot dog team with a slide pass four hours Thank you so much. Somebody else wants a hot dog. Let me go handle that real quick Who just said average manager, what is that supposed to mean? Well, what's that supposed to mean buddy, huh? Okay, hey what's good Baylor what you doing adult four hours with a slide pass. I got you right here. I can't do this
Oh, man, I can't do this. Shut the park down. Shut the park down Hey, hey six hours senior slide pass. I got you right here. Oh my goodness. I jumped the gun. I Jumped the gun. Somebody's drowning. Hey, give me a minute. I'll be over there in a minute okay just hang on hey six hours of don't slide I'm gonna be right back to the rest of y'all real quick give me one moment Toby Oh Lord have mercy I'm so sorry thank you somebody else is drowning too give me just one second I got you you. One moment. I overthrew the trash
at the disaster. Chat, maybe, maybe firing a mid shift wasn't a good idea that I make a mistake. Hey, how y'all doing? I'm so sorry about the weight y'all. If y'all maybe had a credit card and didn't use cash, this would be a lot smoother for y'all. So, you know what this is actually this is actually all y'all's fault No joke y'all came here with cash. It's 2025 why don't you got a card on you? I don't understand why you're making it more hard on me and everybody else
But I do appreciate y'all for shopping here, though. I didn't mean no offense for that. Thank you 2025 y'all still over here checking out with cash like I got time to do all this I hear people screaming in my waterpark, but what am I doing? I'm sitting over here checking y'all out because y'all had to y'all had to come here with cash. How old are y'all buddy? It's 2025 seriously Perfectly good card machine over there. Where's River do not speak his name. Oh
Somebody's drowning, excuse me. I am so sorry. I'm Oh somebody's drowning excuse me I am so sorry I'm saving somebody's life we're good. Yo Adrian you want to take this over no okay four hours team with a slide pass boom there you go have yourself a good one thank you so much I hear screaming in the park is everybody okay no everybody is not okay somebody's laying face down by the trash can Thank y'all for leaving I guess
Somebody else is drowning. Hello. Hello Hey, I got you be more careful, thank you Here we go got that Are you okay? You're not okay. I'm sorry about that Hey Mustard on that I got you what you want regular lemonade I can do that. Thank you so much. Have a good one I just unassigned Adrian by accident. You got to be fisting me
There we go, he's back.
Please hire somebody. I'm in the middle of a SHIFT! I'm overwhelmed. Can't you tell?
Hey, lemonade with ice. There you go. Thank you so much. You want a hot dog with both in that? There you go. You have yourself a good one. What just happened? Is everybody okay? Who's drowning? Is is this the second time voice has drowned this episode Yo Royce, you're gonna have to roll out of this water park. I can't keep saving you every day Bubba We are in standing this water is up to my chest. You just have to put your feet on the floor How are you drowning? Please get out of the pool, please. I'm begging you, you're gonna die.
Lord have mercy, he can't swim.
Chad, look how far the water goes up. Okay, we're good. Oh, we fell off bad. We only had 57 guests today. You wanna know why that is? Say it with me river This wasn't bad though, i'm not mad at this right here
Chat now look here y'all have a good day Y'all have a good rest of y'all's night. Thank y'all so much for choosing the goob lagoon. Good. Thank y'all What do we do? Do y'all want to hire choosing the goob lagoon. Good. Thank y'all What do we do? Do y'all want to hire another person as a cashier? Hire a level 2 cashier Wait was River a level one cashier?
No wonder he was so trash. Oh my goodness. Are you kidding me? We're hiring a level two cashier. Kaiser is 301 a day. 156 efficiency. 98% precision.
Okay Caden is worse in every way except endurance and it's barely better and he costs more. Ambrose is good too. We got to go Kaiser here. Kaiser is actually a demon. Those stats are absolutely ridiculous. Type one if you agree with the Kaiser hire. Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome. Put your hands together for the goob lagoon's like sixth employee, but
the fourth active employee right now. Ladies and gentlemen everybody welcome aboard Kaiser. Kaiser you're gonna be running the front I like those shoes yo chill out! He's already moving around you can tell he just wants to work. He can't even sit still. Look at him.
Look at him he's pacing he's ready for work. You know what maybe next episode will be a lot smoother with a new cashier. I think that all of our problems stemmed from River, wouldn't y'all agree? I think not all of them, but like 80% of our problems
were coming from River, no joke. Hey, hectic episode, but a good episode either way. W episode, great stream chat chat I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight reset all the get the subs don't knows bits follows and of course I'm preset on y'all for this hanging out a y'all have a good rest y'all's night and have
a good day tomorrow I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and Jim I love man all a good day tomorrow I'll see y'all tomorrow ladies and Jim I love man all right peace out y'all
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