We Opened A Totally Normal Burger Restaurant

Where's the tray or the bag or something?Over here by me, by the cashier.I got it, I got it.

Alright, first customer boys, first customer.Now get the hell out of here.Welcome to happy's wait a minute.What is it again?Welcome to happy's hamburger?Nope.

Welcome to happy's humble call.No happy's humble burger call We got there.This is probably the most scuffed restaurant simulator game I have ever played in my entire life and I mean that in the best way possible Look, I'm a big fan of games that are like, oh you probably shouldn't do that because the game will punish you But we're not gonna stop you from throwing that plastic chair at that character's head I haven't tried to explain exactly what this game is other than just telling you it's a restaurant manager game.I don't think I'd be able to do it.So that's what you need to go into this video as.Imagine it's just a game where we're managing a regular burger restaurant.

Don't worry about the wording of cult in the title.Don't worry about that.All I'll say is that if you enjoy the video and you want to see more of this game maybe, leave a like and maybe we'll play it.Subscribe if you're new to the channel, enjoy the content, and you might want to check out the full VOD of this one when it's available on Smitty Minus in the coming days.So make sure you check out that as well.All that being said, thank you for watching in the first place, and I hope you enjoy the rest of the video.

Live reaction to beef game.Play games.

Friends, code only.

Tutorial?I feel like pissing off my audience today.I'm not doing no tutorial.Hello?Dude, there's a dog with DJ headphones on.It says $400 above it.

Should I buy the dog?Uh...Oh, flashlight.I'm looking for you.I'm going towards your voice.We'll meet here.

Yeah, hell nah, bro.Nah, hell nah.

I'm really overwhelmed, dude.You're overwhelmed.

Can I throw this at your head?Yummy's here.Hey, can you hear me?Why are you lighting me?I'm going to bed looks sleeping third -degree birds of How did I get here so quick when you said that that's crazy It was calling to me as well.

Hold on the horse racer 4000 before before Sovie gets here You could get a power -up jump if you jump down there.

Oh oh bro that's it that's just no no no i'm just kidding that's a gate to hell bro that's a gate to hell you can't try a cigarette devil try a cigarette i haven't so be coming in quick so you gotta see this shit look whoa whoa what this is down to paradise don't do it don't do it so be what's it what are you what are you doing what are you heyWhy'd you jump in the hole Oh, maybe it is the radio this is the ready up get in the hole tell him to get in the hole get in the hole Hold on, I gotta interrupt this video for something very important.Please enjoy.milk bags one collectible you know when I first came up with this idea I I had no idea if this had ever been done for youtuber merch and I'm so happy to be in partnership again with buildables to make this come to life because they absolutely love the idea as well not only do you guys get five milk bag figurines for the price of one each one aside from the largest and the smallest one come with differentexpressions And let me just say they do not talk you wouldn't want that.Anyway, that was just for the animation Trust me.

You do not want a bunch of little annoying high -pitched me's yelling at you You just don't want that The largest figurine is six inches tall and the smallest one tucked all the way in the center is just under two inches So it's totally up to you if you want to display all five Side -by -side or stack them inside each other to save some shelf space or you know, you can scatter them around your house wherever you want And you're probably wondering what the whole glowing thing was about at the end of the animation.That is because if you purchase this new Smitty nesting collectible, 100 lucky orders will receive a gold milk bag as the smallest figurine in the center.And let me just point out the gold milk bag is randomly inserted.There's no way to buy it directly.Once again, Buildables has helped me create something new for you guys that I didn't think would ever be possible.So huge shout out to Buildables again for partnering with me in the first place.

And a big shout out to you guys as well for supporting us.This thing is available for pre -order on August 7th, so make sure you mark your calendars or go to the link in the description, buildables .com slash smitty and sign up for the waitlist today.Anyway, I know you're probably itching to get back to whatever the heck is going on in this video, but you know, please enjoy the rest of it, I guess.Oh, I got an order.All right, boys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, order up, we got an order on one.Can I get a peppery breast and salmon nuggets?What the fuck?I don't like that.Can I get a cookie and a mother cluckers?I like this order.

Let's let's do this one Wait the guy behind him is an imposter mother clucker All right boys I need you to make a challenge Hey boys, I know we're...I know we're experiencing first day jitters here, but boys we need to make our point.clucker and a cookie.Come on now What's going on back here?Hey Sovie, who's that?

Has anyone found out how to make a cookie yet?

In God's name are we doing dog?What the fuck is going on boy?

Hey get out of my way I got a salmon nug and a hot flyer with a coca -cola.

Thank you very much.

I'm not gonna lie.

I think my audio is delayed too.Hey, oh good Can we pay attention to the fact that we're in hell right now guys?Can we lock in all we needed to do is make a cookie and a mother clucker?We didn't do either of that.

What now dog?Oh, they're back Yeah, maybe you guys should have played the tutorial I feel like if they would have played the tutorial they would have understood Let's play the tutorial to see if we get any idea of what's going on.It's not gonna help you I'm gonna see what's going on.

I'm gonna play the tutorial I want to see what hit what it surely I learned how to make a cookie or a mother clucker in the tutorial bro.

Come on Yeah, I'm gonna figure out this mother clucker.This is a big slimy guy.This is so in -depth bro.

Ducky come on We got it.We got a sponsor bro.Come on get Poulter Hey ping me ping me when you're done with tutorial I Ping Mi was the name of my pen pal from China.I'm gonna Yeah, sure, bro, I'll do it I guess I gotta go grab a snack though that cookie made me hungry low -key this hard game to play, bro I've never been more appetized than staring at this This is what my throat look like, okay.

All right now, let me know what we're doing, right?Oh Yeah, who would have thought doing the tutorial made this much easier?

Hold on, hold on, donkey, wait, wait, wait.Read that, it's thin ice.

Bug on your head, sorry.I have urine.I do not have a bug on my head, dude.There's a bug on your head.You made that up for a joke.No, you made that up for a joke, be honest.

My whole life is a joke, though.Alright, guys, we got a greep.

Somebody get a greep and a vegan surprise for this guy, alright?What is a vegan surprise?I got a greep going.You got a greep, alright.Why would you push him?Docky it's been two seconds.

We already know what we're doing.We did somebody all right.We need a big Excuse me Grab it First customer look at me wrongs getting it.Where's the tray or the bag or something over here by me by the cashier bigly?

I got it.I got it First customer boys first customer Now get the hell out of here Hey guys, we need On this girl's perfect.

All right, there we go.

We need real fire.

Oh, wait, we're we're

All right, clearly we need some kitchen safety We need to get some rolls going I'm playing cashier boy.

We're actually talking you might be cashier boy because it gives you something to do off rip Yeah, I'll be cashier boy.Welcome to burger.What's her name burger?

Guys, we have an order right now.

Oh!We gotta make peppery breasts.Is the fish patty for the salmon nugs?

Bottom bun.

Guys, I'm cooking the chicken.

What's in a peppery breast?

Chicken patty.Chicken patty!We've said it 18 times, don't worry about it.

We still need salmon nugs, bro.Where the salmon nugs at?Are these salmon nugs?I got them, I got them.Alright.And then we serve it to the customer.

I'm not gonna punch you in the head.All right, we got a little be a little be so simple No, it's fine, it's fine I'll get him this grown -ass man ordered a kid's cheeseburger brah, but I'll be I'm gonna punch you in the back of the head No, he was like that when I showed up hey, hey, this is my job get off I know that's you, bro.Get out of here.

Holy crap, we're popular, boys!

Look at all these people out here!I heard this place is good.Yeah, you're right.This bit is stupid, NPC.What is that guy?

Who the hell is that?

Bro, there's a payday cloaker and a chair floating in the sky.The simulation's code.What's happening?What's happening in here?

There's a fire, I gotta leave.Closeout duties required.

Alright, okay, we can...

We can give it a little fire.Hey, we're good!Elevator!

Oh, back where we were!

Close that shit!Bro.FIGURE IT OUT!

Hey!

Not bad!

Wait, can we spend all of our earnings on Blackjack?Buddy, you read my goddamn mind.

Alright, hold on.Uh, buy in.Yeah, this casino's rigged, bro.I hate this.

I didn't want to stand!Alright, I lied to you guys.We won.Ooh, I have an 8.I'm gonna double.I should be able to double this.

I'm going to the hellhole.

I dish Betty the top right on the deep -sea Sammy coming up order coming up right now Guys, you're making me sick.I'm already drunk and now I'm dazed They got a deep -sea Sammy coming up deep -sea Sammy into the bag.I should have drank that liquor before my shift I'm gonna puke is this next person one This one is probably fish and pork beef it's on the floor they're ready though, okay great man, thanks I got a burger burger coming up.Is this the burger burger order?That is the burger burger order.Can we please get a cookie?

I work on a cookie.

Hey, did we finish up this person's order?

What else do they need?Hey, someone cook this chair.

I'm cooking a cookie.Where's the salmon nuggets at?Fry it up real nice.I have a feeling like we're about to get a big order for pies.I don't know.I'm just prepping in a case somebody gets hungry.

Hey, what else does this person want, bro?What are we doing?Call out the damn order, bro

I just threw a charity and broke it.I'm a hero Put that shit in the bag.

Fuck.Yeah, here's 150 grams of fat.Enjoy.

Alright, what's next?

I'll cook up more abomination.

Blob Aqua again?Who's clapping me from the back?Nah, that ain't you, dog.

Don't worry.Guys, you gotta help me out.Oh, I found it.What is that?

What is this?It's like a meatball.

Hold on.What?Ah!

What's happening?Grease fire!Grease fire!

Hey, guys.

What is this burger you're making?

Is this enough mayo, do you think?

Dude, it looks like a paper towel.

Why that mayo so solid?

I'm over here.Uh oh, I burned the salmon.I think I just ate it all.

He's right outside.He's in kill mode.He's in kill mode.Somebody just died.Alright, don't do anything weird, alright?Let's actually add a chair.

He literally runs through seven chairs.Get these chairs out of here!I'm gonna spit on you!We got another chair!You said vegan surprise, right?

I'm putting all these patties on a vegan burger.It'll surprise the shit out of them You're gonna make him sick No, it's a surprise.They asked for a surprise.It's fucking 17 beef - 15 beef patties on a burger.

You looked at it and then decided, nope, I'm not gonna make that.I'm gonna do 18 beef patties instead.My beef patties fell off the table.

Alright, I'll make a stupid vegan surprise.I'm on it.Can I please get my cheeseburger?

Grill fire!Bro, it's 9am!

Handle that.Alright, vegan surprise.No beef, apparently.My god.What does this fucking country come to?This used to be a civilized location.

Be we used to be unified people Mr. Miyagi's Enough I see Smitty making the real burger, and I see a bunch of pickles on a bun.Real burger complete.I'm getting really good at this.Peppery breast incoming.Can I start spitting sauce on it?

No, no, no, no, no, no.pickles on it.It's just pickles.It's just on the burger roll.

Alright, I'll make my own.90 pickles.Can I put one squirt of mayo on there?Please, just one squirt of mayo.

Please, just one squirt.Why are you coming over here trying to finish all over my pickles?What's going on over here?

Extra wet.Let me get a bottom bun extra wet.

Holy shit.Let me get the angle sideways Oh I started with a slight pickle at the bottom.

Is it above the roof at this point?No, it's definitely through the roof.I can see it up there.How many hot sauces?871.Hold on.

This guy ordered, and I swear to God, bottom bun, hot sauce, 890, mayo, 44, ketchup, 7, barbecue sauce, 6, and mustard, 14.I'm about to pick it up and see how tall it is.Oh, it's a big burger.All right, I'm going to put the bun on it.Yeah, put it on.It's already walking away from me, I didn't even grab it.

Goddamn telescope.

Yeah, look at that magic.Aw, bitch.You're mad.

Punched our mascot in the forehead.

Next customer gets a chair!Congratulations!

That guy's not getting his Agent Orange, alright.How about a big pickle?

We have to reset, I think we have to reset.

I knew we should have put 872 mayo squirts on that burger.He wouldn't have been so pissed off.Just the pusher bro, they call me the pusher pusher T. I'll take it I don't have any money now, bro.

How'd that happen?I have no idea.

I don't really we spend it all on hot sauce and cheese Eleven yeah, you go.You don't bust out of that Guys mean the live dealer named Dave are we playing again low -key or I mean we Haven't even played it.I feel like we have not tried We're gonna do it this time.

Yeah, you are saying this bro.Lock it bro.That's that talking to Hidden customers with shares no punching customers No hot sauce burgers, okay All right, that's done now hit the bell and serve it now don't hit him

Don't hit him, please It's so easy.Give me a chicken patty, please.I'll cook your chicken patty, please How does your brain work bro, it needs to be studied Watch this.

Look, watch, watch.Watch what happens to it.Wait, it's not doing it.Oh, whoa!

Awesome.Stuck in the tree.Super cool.Anyway, we need a bigly, bigly poke hole in the cookie.

Fantastic, guys.

Chairs come out of nowhere.

You're gonna play with this guy on the roof on fire.Look at this fucking guy.

Doc, you instamer!

Where is he?Where is he?He's just throwing chairs.Did anyone get the burger off the off the cooker I think it's Back to this moment and blame me. I just not bro.

Yeah, bro.You started.

What do you mean?

Yeah?To the people now, bro.I don't even know what you're on about.Are you making cookies?I need a cookie made Thank you.Why are they green?

Why you bake the cookie dough?That's what you have to do with it.how the cookie gets made, we gotta make the cookie.Why not just eat cookie dough?Cookie dough's good.

It is, but it makes your shit fucking sick as hell, bro.Does anybody want an extra cookie?Uh -oh.I'll make a mother clucker Let me finally this is why I don't do any work cuz you just push me around.Yeah.Oh my god, dude Oh my gosh Look at the bottom bun hot sauce.

Oh, there's double mayo on it.Push me sideways That's coming over.

Thank you.Please place it on the burger.Thanks.Where's the chicken?All right.

There you go bottom bun there I don't know Go for style points.

Dude, you did Mayo x2 again!What?

No, you did!You're actually tweaking on me!

You tweaked!

You literally clicked it.You're laughing right now.

Would you fuck it up?

Dude, when I look away, you'll be putting a second squirt of mayo in there!Trying to make me look like an idiot!

We're gonna lose.We're gonna lose again.Here comes a demon cow, bro Order expired.I thought he didn't want it anymore Hit him there with a chair so the guys gone now I got the chicken I don't think we can do anything about this now.

No, no it wasn't.I'm telling you right now, that is not what happened.You were put in double bail.

I put too many on your burger twice.Yes.See I made $15 that day.I'm gonna spend it on blackjack Don't gamble $25 to buy it piss I'll switch personas.

I'll be the nice worker.

Okay, are you gonna RP?What are you up to dog?I just saw you running.

I literally was just coming away He's got four chairs in his inventory just wait I don't I'm so tired of being next to you, dude I didn't do nothing!And Don did it.Put it in the bag.It's in the bag.

Nice, bro.It's actually correct.And bang!Hold on, maybe the next guy - Who's better?I'm better!The guy wants a mother clucker.

You're not good at anything, man!

Alright.Good work, boys.This is good.All right, we got four more customers here Agent Orange, Peppery Breast, and Salmon Nuggets We're almost done, we just got Peppery Breast Hey!Gentlemen, there's only one way to sort this.Spit off.

You're spitting, you're not even a part of this.It's between these two.

Well, I'm not spitting the food.Oh, you're spitting white paint.Can I spit on the customer, or no?Don't spit on the customer.Alright, hold on.I mean that guy is cut he's frothed up.

That's disgusting It's just where they stand it's stuck in the air is it possible to make them purely white No, bro, I tried.

That's some shit Hitler said, bro.

Yeah, that's some white supremacist shit.

Is the peppery breast done?Thank you.

Yeah, dude, it's done.I've been so good this time.We can leave right now.We can hit the thing.

We've done good.

Should we leave?I mean, we hit the quota.

We might as well complete a successful day without shit going crazy, though.

Yeah, he's right.He's right.We should complete it before it gets bad.Yeah, just pull it.Alright, we just leave?Yeah, before it gets to zero.

No, we gotta do some stuff.

We gotta extinguish the fires.We gotta extinguish the fires before we leave.Oh, shit, you're right.Who's even lighting this place on fire?What's the issue?We're just stacking mayo right now.

Alright, we're done.I'm getting lunch, bro.Oh, we did it.Stacking mayo is an insane term.Now that I'm thinking about it.

Oh, we got 60 bucks!We got 60 bucks!

Alright, let's spend it all.Yeah, bro, we just had to play this tutorial.Maybe we should listen to the YouTube comments more often.

Let's gamble IGod we don't have the map set now.We do let me try.

Oh, let's go check it out.

Don't you do that?What's it somebody?There's so much going on here.Oh my god.We could all have our own stand.It looks like you see this.

Holy shit We take two orders.

There's an online way.

Where'd you get that piano?What is this?

Jacuzzi and yes, oh my god order your strawberry jacuzzi.Yes.Oh my god.I need a pork patty It's not a helicopter.

What is that noise?Someone's doing jackhammer.It's the Terminator.What the hell is here?

I have a feeling he wants a burger.Let's punch him.Did somebody punch him?It was not me. I didn't even touch him.

No, he just exploded.

That might be the most interesting thing that's happened so far.

Yeah.

Are y 'all doing, who doing the bump cola?

You want me to do the bump cola?I can do the bump cola.Fish patty.

You have fish patties?Is this fish patty cooked?Yeah, this is cooked.We'll use that.

What kind of patty do you need there's something on the groundthere's a chicken and there's a I found a beef on the ground I'm using Yeah, use that.

I've already done that fire.We need a EDM as well.

I can't do it anymore.

What was the 80?Mm -hmm Docky just give up.Did you hear him give up in real time?Let me see if I could find him.Let's see if you could find him throwing chairs around somewhere Where's doc?

Yeah, I think we're done.

Yeah I just I just got flinged it off.

Hello lady.I just got flinged it off.

Burger game, burger game, burger.What it's like to be a Burger King employee?

Alright, let's meet in someone's bedroom and have a spit roast.What are we talking about?I don't want to do that.

We just assume we're doing it on me.The hell?Your idea, buddy.You came up with it, now get on the bed.

Alright guys, I think that's a wrap.

Are we talking to Game Chat again?

Am I talking to Game Chat?

No, it's your Discord, like, push to mute or something.Thanks for watching, burger.