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We Played Burglin' Gnomes Again...

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Oh, who you talking about? Where? Where? Where?

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I'm driving over. Can I get this in the... put it in the house.

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Yeah, thank you. I got you, bro. Thank you. Thank you, bro.

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What the hell? Spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny, spinny.

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I got you, bro. I got you, bro. I got you, bro.

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I got you. I got you. Man, I got you bro. I'm getting hit this man. What the f*** are you doing man? What the f*** are you doing man?

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Oh my god! Wait, you can like glitch him into the ground and shit.

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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We uh, we played burglar gnomes again. Burglar gnomes!

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Burglar gnomes!

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What's he doing?

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Now if you aren't familiar with this game, um, essentially you and your friends play as gnomes and your goal is to break into a home as a gnome and basically just cause chaos and just ruin this old

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guy's day, but if you're not careful you will ruin your day. Oh, he's gonna get gatted immediately bro

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Oh my god

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So anyway, if you want more burglar gnomes in the future when it fully comes out Please leave a like on this video to let me know subscribe to the channel if you're new and thank you so much for watching In the first place. I hope you enjoy the rest of the video I

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Doubt it thought your arms went up so I figured he went up he was he was he was down here

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Yep, just reiterate. Yep. He's down here down there Then he was up there up there

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Bro, he was straight gagging on you. Yeah, what you say about?

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What did I miss them? Did I miss them? Did I miss them? No, thanks. I get gagging Here we go. Don't worry about me fellas. About you it's all you homie Fire now yummy you want fire now you gotta fix that for you. Yummy. You gotta turn it

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What do you mean turn it down, but what are you saying?

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Why would you do that? I don't know why bro wants to get this session over with Before we start, yummy, are our voices too loud? No, I got you. Four homeless gnomes drop in a stranger's backyard and we're all drunk and we're gonna

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steal everything this guy has.

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That's a crazy YouTube title bro, I don't think YouTube will like that one though. First order of business, remember the gnome business, we need to launch onto the roof. We have to find a way to launch onto the roof. What do we think? I think we could do it. I think we could do it from the patio. Yeah, I think we could do it from the patio

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Let's do that

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I

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Think just the gnome arms we could try. I think this is gonna work fantastically swimming me, okay, okay? I think this pretty sure if I jump backwards off of here. It should send don't hold on to me. Who is that?

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Don't know. Okay, I'm begging

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Alright, I'm gonna try and get on the roof from here because I feel like we need to work on a mechanics as gnomes and Getting it's better situations better faster. I feel like we got into this video a little too quick No, so you seem to launch me right in this shit I Did work it didn't work. Yeah, but you try you try

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Burning hips. It's gonna act as a counterweight and I'm gonna fly up. You try. I'm gonna fly up. Maybe don't jump. Maybe don't jump

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Don't jump just walk off. I'm gonna just let my big butt guide me. All right, I won't jump Okay, okay It's working I don't know if it's working dog it's working I love his working dog

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Can we climb on that can we climb on it that uh that bush over there

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The tall one the tall one the big can we can we dad that should be perfect for it We can't climb on the top no no we could do that Hey, I don't think we could climb this yeah, I was thinking we could but now I'm thinking we can't for some reason I'm thinking we might I'm close jump off my head. Oh wait. Oh ducky. Oh ducky. Did he did it? He did it from the side he did it for like this way. Well. I went I'm inside the bush. I have become bush I am now George George

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George's everywhere be like Good I'm good right here right here. I'm cloud decide right here Now we could do I Watch so bad Opening windows already. He's like he's checking for us We're not even you think because we've been screaming and yelling all this time. I'm here over the window. He got a bubble, but no

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Look at his dumb ass looking out the window. Hey, oh, yeah, they're good Oh Guys I think the cat is Standing next to the crate close that close that close that why would you open that why would you watch over there watch over there dog break my legs or get kidnapped I choose break my leg for real dog I'm coming back up I've been in 10 minutes left yes we started the game a little too early let's get locked in okay boys we, we need to steal metal can to collect some scraggle, and then we need to grabble with the heeghob with the booba.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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I don't know what scraggle is.

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We gotta break that TV, bro.

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It's like a fourth-type plane, you don't know what it is.

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It's a robot.

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Yeah, break that. Got it broken gun found wow this is great day you found a gun. I'm just kidding. I'd be lying I got you a DVD buddy nobody hey, he's coming over. Hey, uh, Sovie That is not a 72 year old man that could not be a 72 year old man brother way He just moved so if you were coming over he stretches every day. So we were coming read Oh, he's talking about the window. He good Okay, go find stuff. Go find stuff to find stuff, I've got to find stuff, I've got to find stuff. Oh! What is that? What is that? Oh, you don't know what that is?

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No?

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Well let me just chime in here and be the one to tell you that the plushies are officially back! And this time, they're better than ever. Materials updated. Feel improved. Arms? Uh, yeah,

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we got those on this guy too now We've only stocked a limited quantity of these things and hopefully we overshot on the amount that we actually needed to stock But you guys have surprised me before so I you know if you want one get it before it's gone along with this plushie I am also dropping a very classic Revitalized version of my milk bag pocket tee and this design is based off if I can remember correctly the first t-shirt I ever released to the public. I've done other versions in the past as well, but I really wanted this to be available for

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you guys whenever you wanted it. Two new hats will also be dropping, and one of them is just a simple Use Code S7 hat that you please wear in public. Please just wear it a bunch. And the other is probably my favorite piece of merch I've ever released. Simply is a hat that said I use code S7 in my life significantly improved with a little milk bag give it two thumbs up I don't know. I just love this piece and this is perhaps the greatest news of all it is all in stock right now

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Ready to be shipped. This is a system I've been wanting to move into on my actual merch store for so long because I just feel like it's way better for you guys order a product to get it within a couple weeks or so depending on your location and not having to wait 3-4 months for a preorder is huge in my opinion. But also please do keep in mind that if it does sell out, I apologize, but it is very hard to predict exactly how much stock we need to have for each item in every drop. So if you do happen to miss out on any of these items I just mentioned,

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I am very happy to announce that we have also restocked items for my last drop, the archive goods collection. So if you want merch, it's available now and there's no time limit on this. And if there is really any sort of time limit, I guess it's just if it sells out or not. So head on over to smitty.store, it'll be linked out of the description and pick up some merch for yourself today.

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Okay, I'm gonna stop yapping now. I apologize, but it's, but I'm gonna let you guys get back to watching us Give this old man the worst day of his life Let's get the gun help me up. I'll check this one for you check that one. What's that? What's in there?

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All right this one it only has

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No, God, but there is a gun

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That's what I have a feeling. That's exactly what we're looking for man. Oh is it let's find a road why am I stuck my head stuck in the chair what's happening to me oh no we're gonna have to do some surgery Careful I do I have arms I absolutely killed him, you absolutely killed him. Open it, open it. It's the ass!

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Loser ass.

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What is that sound?

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Are you eating? You know, it's a really sad day for Gnome history right now. Gnome Chompsy got found in the Epstein files, bro. His ass sounds like a basketball.

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I killed him. Wait, what? basketball you're like not bro he is trenches Nick is stretched out boy all right bro I got you bring him back welcome back. Can I tell you what happened to me? Yeah sure yeah Yummy you are you said you listen to him you said Man you just ran his ass over

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I'm not gonna catch him. He too quick. So we did you also hear?

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What did you also hear that? No

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found in the Epstein files

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No, who no chomp? Yeahky Dude, who's Gnome Chomsky?

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OW!

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Someone else can take over

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I don't think so buddy

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Hey, hey yummy

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Hey hey hey hey hey

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Flip me over

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You see that bro watching us on the porch

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like peeping over the wall

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Oh yeah, the creepy gnome

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Wait let's bait him down and run over him Yeah let's kill him

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Who you talking about, where, where

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Where, come on drive it over Let me, can I get this in there Put it in the house

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I got you bro

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Thank you, thank you bro

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What the hell? Oh my god! Wait, you can like glitch him into the ground and shit. Oh my god!

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I just saw someone go flying!

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I just saw him go flying that way! Holy shit! Was that him?

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Bro, you actually just sent him to stratosphere. Like, he is gone. He is on Artemis 2 right now, bro. You sent him so fast, he's going around the gravitational pull of our fucking Earth. You sent his ass to orbit! Where'd he go? I sent him so fast he's going around the gravitational pull of our fucking earth. You sent his ass to orbit!

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Where'd he go?

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I think I need a Jupiter dog.

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What the hell?

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Where'd he go?

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I'm not going to Jupiter dog.

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Where'd he go?

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I'm not going to Jupiter dog.

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Bro, he went so far!

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So what's a cigarette?

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Um...

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Oh, he says everyone's alive. so we have a roach steel a metal can I tried to he might be glitched what the fuck what is just happened who's that what goes he might be dude you might have sent him out of the game world like he might be walking along everybody's

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fungus s back to the main menu oh oh my

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god what happened to you I don't know I think I was actually on a different planet I was stuck in a tree I didn't know where I was how did I get back I Oh my god, what happened to you? We have we have three minutes by the way, she would just reset this levels kind of cook dude He is loving this couch, bro He be damn. What's he doing with his stomach like that? Why do I get punched from so little gnome kill this little shit kill him kill him stab him with the fork

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Man

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You coming this way ass fisted over there stay back whatever this is

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it's a little bottle

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man

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get the knife

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he's in here get the knife ducky get the knife i don't have a knife

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he's beating me

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please

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get the fucking knife.

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It's not funny, get the knife,

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but maybe it's in here.

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Pop. Oh.

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Just get in his ass, B. That thing is way more deadly than the old man.

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Whoa.

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He just jumped up, he just jumped up.

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Oh no, oh no.

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He built a beat his ass like a pinata, bro. I Back

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Unfortunate spot to spawn in. Bro, I'm stuck in this guy's fucking lips like hell.

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Alright, so we got reset there. We have no more Scraggle, we don't have Plank, we don't have...

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Claw.

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We don't have Plasto, we don't have Fraggles, we ain't got no Enomium, we're fucking broke, dude. I Agree the gnome God will be upset if we don't complete some tasks this at least this time. All right, I'm going I'm dropping I'm going around Steal toilet paper kill a roach break any item travel to the sewage system I say we lock in on the first one or the sewage system one. Let's do that Let's get that out of the way stuff a roach with toilet one. Let's do that. Let's get that out of the way. Can we stuff a roach with toilet paper? We could try.

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Gentlemen, I planted a hand grenade near the toilet. We're gonna grab it and extract it and get out of here alive. Affirmative, sir. Let's do it. Come on, hop in.

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I'm in the toilet.

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Oh, what the hell?

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Oh, man. I flew up to the ceiling dog what happened? I'm gonna extract some of these items get that hand grenade out of that and out of that It's in one of them I put him in one of them unless he moved it

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No

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Too soon

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Who's toy toy toilet paper we got to steal the toilet paper on top of the toilet fuck am I saying dog?

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What am I saying?

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I got it. I got it. Throw it! Watch this throw.

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We gotta clog the toilet with something.

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I can throw this towel in there maybe.

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Here, put the towel in. Yeah, put the towel in there. Don't use a plunger to clog the toilet. It's counterproductive yeah, yeah, got it let go I got it Towel in the toilet flushing there you go Work boys

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No, I think we just did that to mess with oh, oh we can't leave through the toilet no more whoops yeah it's cooked plunge it out can you give me that towel or throw that out or throw that plunger out let's steal that there's no toilet do you have any idea how a plunger works dog yeah I couldn't hold on I'm up and down up and down up and down hey we can't leave it's it's clogged unless you can try to flush it. I'm trying to plunge it. It's like he hired four gnomes to unclog a toilet.

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I'm gonna get my hands on that.

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Just up and down.

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Okay, let me flush. Hold on, I'm flushing. Alright, now plunge. Now plunge. Now plunge.

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Okay, oh it's stuck.

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Reach in the poop water and get the plunger. You gotta still push that you're in break shit. Okay, okay Get psyched inside Everyone all hands on deck Hi good, let's go nothing lost we're good nothing lost there. We're good. That's good. Nothing lost. We're good.

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We're good. That's fine.

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Deserved. It's deserved.

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We have to just get the bedroom right here.

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He may or may not have said take the black one when he opened the door.

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Oh, I did not hear that. That is not hard, Yummy. It's gonna be hard to steal first bedroom. What did he say? Okay? We just gotta break items now Where can we break items the kitchen? AHH! AHH! AHH!

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Oh... Oh...

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Oh...

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Okay. Yeah, we have to break five. Three.

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We're doing good.

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Oh yeah, I'm breaking stuff.

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I'm breaking stuff, alright.

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Fucking psychopath. What the fuck? I want to burn this mouse or something

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No, no

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Trying to get him to look at me you little asshole I know what you're doing

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You stupid little gnome. I know exactly what you're up to get your gnome trickery kit honestly die oh my god almost he thought about it he thought about it donkey this is your fault you piece of shit donkey donkey this is your fault you piece of shit donkey donkey. This is your fault. Look at what you did. Look at what you did Putting me in the fire doggy. Stop him. Stop him donkey I hope you end up Why is he taking him away from the fire dog you should flush me bro, don't don't put me no ovens I hate this guy I hate this guy all right I'm dead nobody's gonna know no

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one's in here I think they're leaving I'm going back to the oven Oh, we're all dead. Donkey actively got me killed.

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Wait, do we win?

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Yeah, we won, bro.

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Yeah, if we get 3 out of 3, 3, 5.

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3 out of 5, we're good.

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Woohoo! I have an idea.

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What's your idea, Nomeyomi?

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What's your idea? The old guy. What? What is yummy? What's your idea?

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What?

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What is that? What is- what is- what?

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That's outside my gnome vocabulary. My gnome vocabulary.

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He can't do it. He can't do it.

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Alright, I'm taking the window approach here guys.

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That term is outside my nomenclature, bro. I can't speak that word. I can't do it. Is he punning right now? You get it? Nomenclature? I like that one. Hey, we got the gather clock.

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What does it explain?

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Is this three tomatoes? Nomenclature a big word, bro.

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Are you trying to- ooh, I broke a plate.

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Gather clock, ocean.

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You find a gun?

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No.

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Okay, somebody died

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If he dies the same way bro

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So we don't pick them up they're evil they're evil they're so evil it just cracked it cracked my neck, bro Don't do It cracked my neck, bro. Don't do it. Crack my neck in half. Don't crack your neck. What is he talking? What is he talking about?

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Oh, no. Yo, don't touch it. We're gonna get in trouble. We're gonna get in trouble.

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Yo, what happened? What happened to Smith? What did he pick up?

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Mouse trapped when we got here. Oh, oh, he spawned in like that he's pulling up he's pulling up he's pulling up no no he's pulling up you here don't trust them they killed me

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with it they killed me with it don't trust them oh he was grabbing it okay

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just shoot him shoot him shoot him shoot him why is he grabbing at ya? I'll get you I'm coming Yubi I'll get ya I'm gonna shoot him I'm gonna shoot him what I'm gonna shoot him! What the fuck, you're not even trying- I'm gonna shoot him, yummy! Yummy, I'm gonna shoot him! Yummy, just give it a second, yummy, hang on. Really close.

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I'll never let you down, yummy!

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Wait, bro, bro, what is this? What are you doing?

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Now's the time. Grab the mouse strap, grab the mouse strap and kill him. Get him, get him! That's crazy. That's crazy.

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That's actually crazy.

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He's not even trying to shoot him.

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He didn't even try to kill the guy with the gun. He didn't even try to kill the guy with the gun. He picked up the black guy who had a mouse trap.

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He's not putting me in a oven all right.

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Hold on. So he's not dead yet.

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If you revive him.

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Wait, will he?

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Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, okay.

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Fraggle.

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Bring me back immediately.

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No, no!

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You just wasted that. You could've got Sovi, bro. You could've got Sovi, and he just-

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Yummi said, bring me back immediately.

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I know, I don't know why he said that. It's not like he wasn't listening. It's not like he wasn't listening to the plan.

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Fuck, I got no goddamn patience. He's dead for one second, he's like, that's enough.

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Enough.

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What?

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Hahaha.

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Did he try to turntail and run?

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Look at his goofy ass run away after trying to kill us. You can't run from us buddy! I'm gonna snipe his ass!

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I wasn't trying to kill you, I promise. I was trying to kill him.

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Oh my god, damn he's slow!

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He grabbed the gun! He grabbed it!

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Hold on, grab his legs, grab his legs!

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Hold on, hold on.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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What the hell? Okay, he's dead.

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Oh my god!

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Oh my god!

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Is he done murdering?

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Oh no.

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Here he comes, he comes. He's running. Oh I can't I can't No, bro, you just just a little seasoned. That's okay. You're good. You're just a little seasoned, bro. You good.

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Oh, thank you.

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Yeah, I got chased by him, dropped the gun, and hid in a cabinet immediately, bro. I knew what was coming. Sylvie got shot in the head. Yeah, yeah, he did. Yeah, we gotta gather. Klaue can stab a rat then we have to get Sylvie hey I found a rat I'm gonna lock that thing in there I can't he's vicious he's vicious he's vicious you can revive my ass I only got my daddy a rat a couple times. He's dead! Do a little CPR.

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You can revive me too.

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Alright, yo, let's go revive him.

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No, CPR! CPR! Oh my god, bro. They don't listen. I swear they don't fucking listen.

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Watch out, he's close left with a gun. Okay, look, he doesn't hear, we just have to wait for him to get up and then we can make a break for it. Maybe you should go and, oh wait, yeah, you go. You're smoking.

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You're smoking his cigarettes. In his house.

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All right, you go, and then if he starts chasing you,

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I'll, you bait, you be the bait, right?

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And then I'll, I'll run.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Oh, oh, he's gonna get you, he shot you! He upped the pole on Ducky and shot backwards on you. That's crazy! Yo, he shot my ass immediately, bro.

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Why is he out here?! Why is he out here?!

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Bro, what?!

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He ain't gonna do shit, twin. He ain't gonna do shit. Look at you.

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This is our turf, this is our turn. That was so terrifying.

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He knows where we live, bro. We ain't safe.

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He's got our address, bro. Be careful.

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Break a TV. Break a TV. Break a TV.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay. We gotta gather clonk still. Let me break it with this yeah throw that big pop oh good shit yeah thank you thank you I've been working on a charred pepper we got to gather clonk man clonk is very important this ball might be clonk I think metal is clonk mmm because it

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sound like clonk Okay, it's a bathroom job Bro we pop daddy bro. He popped dead silence on my ass. Holy shit. That was terrifying He literally stuck up on my ass like solid snake, bro. Where's he gonna put me bro? He scared the fuck out of me literally snuck up on my ass! Hold on, he's flushing me I think. We good. Oh, I actually need to be in here. Thank you, old man.

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Bye!

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Oh my god, bro.

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Okay.

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Alright.

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Eh. Oh huge. Alright, clonk.

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Clonk.

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If I was clonk, where would I be? 🎡 🎡

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🎡 🎡

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🎡

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Why'd they do that?

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Hey!

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Can you open the door?

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why you closed me in here.

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What, you don't trust me? Why don't you trust me in here. Because we don't trust you.

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What, you don't trust me? Why don't you trust me? You're the one who tried to kill me earlier.

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Alright, here, come on, I'm sorry. I'll open it.

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Uh, I'm trying. Wait, it's really heavy. Get on my head, get on my head and...

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You gotta get a boost up to the door.

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Don't move. You're a big boy, I'm not moving. Don't move. I'm not moving. Ducky, ducky! How the hell?

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Push the door, somebody push, help!

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Wait a second.

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Who's that? How did you not die, bro?

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Are you serious? That's crazy, that would've been such a good clip. I'm mad. I'm so mad bro. I'm so mad Let's do this door

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Maybe here jump up. He's washing his hands right now

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Oh shit

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We may have a way out of this yet, buddy, or we might be good we might be good

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We have to flood that toilet use this for protection and go flood the toilet grab something you can flood the toilet with

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All right, we got that block

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careful Roche not very well here

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another gun there's two guys shoot him that was really close really close that was really close maybe that's not me it's yummy he's going insane don't pull the trigger buddy don't pull the trigger it's out of ammo Maybe we flushed the- THAT'S NOT ME! IT'S YUMMY HE'S GOING INSANE! DON'T PULL THE TRIGGER BUDDY!

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DON'T PULL THE TRIGGER!

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It's out of ammo.

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Did it flood? Did it-

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You gotta flood this- no it didn't flood.

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Maybe we flood it with the gun.

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Here, flush me down!

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Where'd the gun go? Why the fuck did he do that? You whipped it so I got it All right Well, let's let it go I'm put the gun in bro. Get up here. Come on. We gotta go

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Donkey come on, buddy. Oh

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Man Oh Man

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Come on buddy get to the tornado

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What are you buying I'm just looking I don't know anything well he's gonna die I'm gonna watch you guys die this round I'm not I'm bouncing on his shit the man that is Alright boys.

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That was about the worst thing I've ever seen. I was not doing that. Yo, Sobe wasted all the ammo, bruh. I'm going through the mouse hole! Bad idea! Bad idea! The mouse hole just led me to another part of the room. Help! Horrible idea! What the fuck is the point of that mouse hole?

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I'm gonna be on fire!

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Hey, I'm gonna need a rez. I'm gonna need a res on God. I'm gonna need a res for real. Res real quick. I'm gonna need a res.

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I'm gonna need a res on God.

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Hey, call the fire department.

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Here I go!

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Yeah!

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You can't come out here. Loser ass.

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Loser ass crybaby. Oh my leave me alone bro I live here to flush. I'm gonna kill you with this mousetrap now.

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Hang on.

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You're gonna kill me with the mousetrap?

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I said.

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I'm gonna kill you with my mousetrap.

34:35

Okay, but quick problem with that. I'm gonna get killed by this guy. I'm gonna get killed by this guy.

34:41

I'm gonna get killed by this guy.

34:43

I'm gonna get killed by this guy. I'm gonna kill you with my mousetrap.

34:46

Okay, but quick problem with that. I'm gonna get killed by this guy. Alright, where am I going? Where am I off to? I'll take the toilet. Toilet's good. This door's open now, you fool.

34:58

Thank you.

35:02

What an idiot. He just gave me access to his house. His whole house Mousetrap how'd you escape? Oh, he's just flush me. No big deal I'm getting flashbacks of the rat and holy I'm getting flashbacks

35:32

Guys there's a car in that room. There's a car in the room

35:47

Let me run his ass over let me run his ass over! Let me run his ass over! Let me!

35:48

What the hell, I feel like- You can't treat Stuart Little like that, bro! I'm a star in this town. Help, help, help. We need to make our great escape get on Get on once he opens this door get on

36:26

I like it!

36:28

AHHHH

36:30

I don't know what it looked like. What happens when you drive back into it?

36:34

Oh man, that's brutal

36:36

I would like somebody to send me to the outer atmosphere please

36:38

I don't know how man

36:40

You grab me and spin around as fast as you can

36:42

I've been there and I've been back

36:44

You don't want to know how man you know you grab me and spin around as fast as you can did I do

36:51

it hey buddy I saw God for a second let me correct the DPI for you I'm under the bed bro.

37:05

I'm under the bed bro.

37:08

Where'd he go?

37:12

He's off to see Mars.

37:13

Is he gone?

37:14

He's gone man.

37:15

He's headed to a different planet.

37:16

I feel like an Olympian with a shot put dude. Yeah, we ran out of things to kill the rat with I think

37:29

oh my god he's gone bro

37:31

yeah

37:33

my little gnome head is in the backyard

37:35

my gnome head is in the backyard

37:37

laughing

37:39

oh I'm gonna shut that I'm gonna shut that don't go in that one.

37:48

Okay, oh.

37:54

Even the old man's like, I gotta go, bro. Ha ha ha ha ha, he's leaving!

37:56

He's leaving, he saw me do that shit, he's leaving. Hold on bro, I'm gonna get you up. Oh shit, shit, shit, It's over, come on.

38:06

Oh god, what happened to you?

38:10

Oh, I see what happened.

38:12

Oh.

38:14

Oh.

38:16

He died, Spring Shoe. Why, what the fuck? What, what? Why is he? Why is he there? He's got a- what the fuck? what why is he why is he that he's got it with the fuck what is this dude? He's got it over the road breathing he's got it out for me bro. Did you see that relax relax?

38:42

Okay Get a grip.

38:45

Okay. We're getting out of here after I res you.

38:47

Wait.

38:50

No, dude. No poop.

38:52

Yeah, there is. I have a poop leak. She still want that?

38:54

Oh, out there?

38:56

Anyone know?

38:57

She need that poop, man.

38:58

Aha!

38:59

Alright.

39:00

Alright. All right, hey my shawty a freak. Hey my shawty come over bring over

39:10

Think I hear

39:14

Hey anyone know where shawty is yo shawty need that boat

39:20

What a fairy anything you enjoyed on what you mean tell me I picked up this gun for nothing You tell me I picked this up or nothing. You can just keep it. That's pretty cool

39:26

Oh, I'll be taking that

39:30

Yeah save the poop League for next round smart stole your food for us later I just stole my poop

39:42

Yeah, lean up against him and hold Q. Now hold Q. He makes me stand up. Maybe he didn't know that I did that.

39:53

Maybe they patched it because they're like, yeah, that's not a good glitch.

39:55

Oh! Oh! Oh my god! Oh! This is an awful angle! I didn't know what you meant until now!

39:57

I didn't understand what you meant until now! I didn't understand what you meant until now! This angle is so bad! This is so bad! Help! Oh jeez! You wanna crash the thing?

40:20

You're good, bro.

40:22

You're so fire.

40:24

You are literally five bro quit over react

40:34

It's on bro, guy? He's in the bush, I've never seen that. Oh my gosh, I know what over the hedge looked like.

40:47

Y'all gonna open the door.

40:49

We can't open it.

40:51

Yeah you can, watch.

40:53

Or you said we couldn't.

40:55

Wait, with the magic gloves you can't? Yeah, that's why they magic, dawg, because they magic.

41:01

And the magic means you can do magic things.

41:10

Ooh. They magic and the magic means you can do magic things. I got a knife I can stab a roach. Oh shit.

41:16

Bro.

41:21

That just scared the hell out of me. Do not run with knives dog.

41:26

Listen listen to me right now buddy. Listen to me. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Do not run with knives.

41:28

It is so... What you got down there, bro? What is that?

41:32

You know me.

41:34

You know me.

41:36

You know what I got. Anyway, listen, listen, listen, listen. Do not run with knives. Listen to me right now, okay? Alright, alright. Do not run with knives listen to me right now. Okay, all right all right Okay, are they shot like a baby cutting baby cutting for real you got my gloves by any chance No, I got my own gloves. Oh, I thought maybe you would retrieve them when I died to the my There they are there on the floor severe knife skills. I suppose all right

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41:59

What's your dog what the fuck are you doing with that man? What the fuck you doing with that, bro? What's the fuck are you doing with that man what the fuck you doing with that bro what's the fuck no easy okay the last time I had a knife you know what happened I did like a crazy 360 cut of my legs then my head it was insane I literally flipped it around and just cut my legs off legs then my head it was insane I literally flipped it around and just cut my legs off and then my! I was literally trying to spin it fast enough that it would do the thing!

42:48

And it-

42:50

Man.

42:52

What'd I tell you about running with knives? Listen to me, listen, listen, listen, listen to me man. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. That was- that was a complete accident. That was not- that was not on purpose, I swear. I promise it was not on purpose. I swear. I promise it's not a promise

43:13

Why oh I'm gonna kill you I wouldn't go in there buddy naked he's probably be a kid just get it by an old man but naked I might use the gnomium grip grab gloves to

43:38

feel them up

43:39

what'd you say?

43:41

hey grab that knife that's stuck in the door oh wait where? I don't see it right here oh it's like literally stuck. Oh

43:49

Hey fellas

43:52

Let me open the door let me open the door I can't you need the hand you need two hands on this project. I tried to open the door I can't you need the hand you need two hands on this project I tried to open the door I can't try the door no that was a W comms W comms what you doing that's all that I don't know if I I got a gun. Is that so? That... I don't know if I want to play this game.

44:28

I...

44:30

Doggy, honestly, I can't... I can't say I want to play this game with you. Oh, there you go.

44:40

What do you want me to do with it?

44:42

I don't even know.

44:44

Shoot him even now

44:50

He can reach in there Man, hey you good, bro. I think so. I'm hoping he just throws me out the door. Yeah, we're looking good What a nice guy.

45:07

Well they killed him.

45:18

There's a cat?

45:19

Yeah it came in the window and it looked at us and we all stopped moving and just stared

45:24

at it and then it left. So I think it sees movement.

45:25

Oh my god.

45:26

We can go. Let's go. Let's get out of here.

45:29

I'm a little worried about that.

45:30

I'm a little worried about what I heard. Now you're saying we should go?

45:33

Yeah, I think the cat's gone.

45:35

I think it actually is like a random little event that happens and then it doesn't come back. You wanna bet on that? Yeah I do

45:48

What am I hearing? Yo I might be dead, I'm dead

46:02

I got this bro Hey stand back, stand back

46:04

Alright, I'll let you handle that, boss man.

46:06

Come on, let's get in there.

46:07

Wow, wizard. Now that was cool.

46:09

Get in there boys, watch out for mouse traps.

46:11

This is the house with the grenade?

46:12

Tonight's the night.

46:15

It's in that drawer?

46:16

Oh yeah, it's always in that drawer. It falls out as soon as you grab the watch. Oh my god, dude, we ask and we receive My patience cannot handle this. I swear to God. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. This is gonna be mad funny, bro.

46:45

Double prank.

46:46

Hold on.

46:47

Let me get the camera.

46:48

Double prank, bro.

46:49

Let me get the camera. Let me get the camera.

46:50

Here, up.

46:51

You should, yeah, climb up.

46:52

Climb up, climb up with that. Oh You too, please! Prank gone wrong 18 plus

47:26

He literally snapped up out of bed

47:28

Bro

47:30

Oh my god

47:32

Bro he snapped up so quick It scared the hell out of me Who wakes up and immediately gets naked

47:38

What the fuck is wrong with this guy

47:40

He knew that he was How he was going out man He knew there were three gnomes of the grenade or four

48:04

Got new ones.

48:15

Oh, just a bouncing gnome.

48:20

Hey kitty. Oh Just a bouncing no

48:32

You think the cat could jump this high that'd be crazy shit

48:59

I literally said I was like he about to get missile locked on dude You think donkey dies the same way He definitely gets ambushed here I was literally saying like, man it's crazy y'all saw the cat in the window

49:08

Ha ha ha

49:10

I'm walking around outside and I get fucking ambushed

49:13

Yeah, Ducky might be dead

49:14

If he goes through the toilet, he'll be safe This one decision changed his life forever

49:19

Oh my god

49:22

Wait

49:23

Wait, what's- sorry sorry did I scare you?

49:26

Yeah a little bit.

49:28

What's on the other side of that toilet?

49:30

Did I scare you?

49:32

Bruh I dropped my shoes outside the house

49:34

on that side behind you to the left.

49:36

How are you all dead?

49:40

Oh that was bad.

49:42

Outside the front door to the right and then to the right. Alright outside the front door to the right and then to the right

49:47

Got it

49:52

Stop Stop

49:56

He's dead he's dead yeah donkey we all died to the cat that's crazy I heard it going crazy outside

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