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In this video we decided to play the most extreme game of tag ever, I'm not gonna try go for you. Thank you Thank you. Are you lying?
I'm gonna drop kick you if you come up here
Welcome to school parkour pro an extremely realistic physics based parkour game that allows you to play many things and one of them happens to be games of tag Honestly big shout out to this game because not only is it a parkour game where you get to play tag with your friends But it's also developed and backed by a YouTube group that the game is named after if you guys do want to see more of This game or maybe something similar to it. Please leave a like on this video and subscribe to the channel I also just want to point out that there is only two days left available for my new merch to be pre-ordered So make sure you head on over to spitty dot store and pick something up for yourself before it's too late Anyway, I'm gonna stop yapping now. Hopefully you guys enjoy the video and thank you so much for watching in the first place Oh
God you fracture my neck
I don't know how to I want to do a flip. I think you jump you jump and then hit... Circle? How do I do a flip?
Square? Or...
Or B?
OOF
OOOH MY GOD THAT WAS CLOSE
HOLY SHIT
JAAA
Wait, I'm gonna do...
OOF
AHH
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
I think I learned how we can all flip in this game. So we could you figure it out for God's sake I'm gonna dropkick you the second you get up here. I swear to God
Please don't do that. Please don't. I missed!
Get out of me! Get out of me!
Nah, I like it here. I like it here.
Fuck, I take it up. Check out this sick flip. Yomi, come back. God damn it. Stay up here, you fuckers.
Oh shit.
I'm gonna punch you.
Don't worry about it.
Dude.
Y'all wanna see my front flip?
Bro, stop running around like that.
Yomi. Yomi's like a raging bull on the roof. Don't land here. It's not good.
Y'all ain't safe. No- Y'all ain't safe! Y'all ain't safe!
Tell me, watch this combo. I'm trying to get up. Alright.
Watch this shit. You ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Over the pole. Over the pole.
Alright. I Don't do a 1v3 yeah, why not be fun that way one one tag I don't know if it's like army tag or how we're gonna catch this what is army tag? That's when you tag someone I played it last week my friends playground you play I already fell don't worry. You're fine. I see a best buy employ. I'm gonna go get him You don't catch you Oh
Put my butt up. Oh who was who was interested come over here. Are you like using a button to run quicker than me?
All right, I'm just parkouring and using the environment like the game suggests. I'm taking the stairs man.
Saved right to the point.
If I go over here.
Come here donkey.
You son of a...
Got your ass.
So you're on my team now? Oh you are.
So it is like army tag.
Oh that's bad. I'm not sure what I'm doing. I'm not sure what I'm doing.
I'm not sure what I'm doing. Oh, you son of a- Got your ass! HAHAHAHA So you're on my team now? Oh, you are. So it is like army tag.
Oh, that's bad.
Hey Parmesan, is that you over there?
Where?
Where? Come on, come on, baby! Oh, shit! Get back here, boy! Get away from me! Get away from me! Oh, he ran out of bounce!
Damn, he ran out of bounce!
I just fucking lost because of that bullshit.
Alright, yummy survived.
Swap sides, you're up. Oh, man, what? He failed oh my god, you know, I did it. Yeah, you did. Oh, we catch it up. He's
Catch you up in mustard and mustard and ketchup and mustard. There's a loop in the killer right now
Guys help
I'm a joy. Let you go
You my new boyfriend, no, I'm not
Yes, bum ass see ya We might win a
Donkey why'd you tackle me brother was so necessary? Oh
Molested donkey over here don't come over We in this together now boys. We in this together
Yeah, though, right? You literally right behind
No Don't make that jump hail
I fell again
This guy
Take docking we team now Smith Who does he think he is? This guy is not happy. He's uploading, he's uploading, he's uploading. Take Darky!
All right, we in team now, Smith.
Yeah, I'm gonna get that one.
All right, all right.
All right.
What goes up must come down.
I got the angle on him.
He's died on the fucking roof right in front of me.
I fell.
Oh, that's you, bro.
What the hell? I see the white boy. I see the white boy.
Freedom.
Freedom of white. Did you just say that? He's right here.
He's right here.
No I'm not.
No I'm not.
Doc, he's been got.
Where's the white guy at?
Oh lord.
Oh lord.
He's got to go.
Oh shit.
Nah, nah.
He doesn't get out of here.
Alright, everybody'm trying! We have a minute, he can't run for a minute straight.
There's no way.
He ain't making that.
No! He did not make it!
I got him!
I slammed my fucking head off the side.
I couldn't grab.
That's so scary, dude.
What the hell?
What the fu- What is with this game dude, that's so bullshit
Bro, I'm not gonna try and go for you
Oh, thank you, thank you Are you lying?
HAHAHAHAHA
I'm gonna dropkick you if you come up here
Not even gonna-
PFFT
PFFT Oh Talk to you about that Commits murder goodness you see me. No you where the hell oh
No, oh no who's panicking right is it so? Wait is this who's this right behind me?
Who's are you on a rooftop? Do you see me? Who's in there? Spiddy! I ran right into the wall bro. Get him Ducky!
Oh lord, they had angles on my eye.
They had angles on my eye, but it's all good though.
Check this out.
Incoming!
Oh lord.
Oh lord. Who made you this fast though? Who made you this fast though? Who made you?
Oh yes!
I was gonna get him up here.
You saw yummy?
I think so. He didn't see shit. He's tripping hard.
I see him right here. Wait, you can see me?
No wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Oh, we knocked the shovel around bro!
Oh my god. Dumb and Dumber over here.
Do a flip, do flips guys. Make sure you look cool when you're chasing them.
I'm gonna drop kick his ass, come here.
I'm outta here.
Get out of the way. Kick him right in the back of the head. Alright, can we agree not to go for me? I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. what that what the hell did you what the hell did you what the hell did what the hell Oh So like I don't know if you see this guy right here, but like Tried to plank onto the fuck don't do it again What button did you press to do that shit stop it's ready for I sorry don't worry I got it it's over for you
buddy fucking nut again me yeah I was in pursuit the entire map doggies been sitting still fuck my Okay, didn't work that time.
Now my ass is up in the air.
I'm gonna drop kick you down the stairs.
No, you ain't.
No, you ain't.
He's got like a speed glitch.
Get him, Bruce!
Get him! I don't like this. I don't like this. This is way too much. Guys, do a flip,! Get him, Boris! Get him!
I don't like this, I don't like this.
Guys, do a flip, quick!
You gotta look like a barbie!
Like ninjas! Wrong move, buddy. Alright, it's over. You gotta get him, Doc! What you doing? Yes, dude! Teleport to city group chase.
This is- this is- bruh.
Look at this, come over here.
Ain't nobody getting away from anyone on this map. Look at this, one wrong slip, dude, you're dead, literally. This is fucking crazy I like both of you.
I like both of you.
I like both of you.
Get it wide and activate RP mode dude, it's great.
Yeah, so I was just here earlier.
Bucky, you run. You walk dumb as shit. Somebody dropkick that guy off the roof, bro.
Ah, so fucked! Oh shit!
Oh, he's dead. Oh, he's dead. Oh
Whatever you like line someone up like that and just kick them over the edge like kick it by kick him in the head
Hold on Hold on somebody drop you killed yourself before you killed me hold on we're doing the experiment hold on ten paces One two three four five we hold one net too far move it a little closer one two drop kick
Damn
Or you can just do like crazy shit. Oh, let me go. Oh, oh God forbid white boy catch a vibe. Holy shit, dude Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Cutter Damn we bought to be different beasts this next time we put we should start up a game right now. Let's go Wait, how are you doing handstand? Shut up, bro. Don't worry about it. We're just gonna do a flip off rip, dude Long shot I miss Oh
Gotta go gotta go gotta go Get up, get up! God damn! God damn! Get that mother fucker up there!
Check me out, I'm running this way.
I'm running this way.
No!
No!
All of us ate shit!
I ain't gonna lie, nobody tagged me, but my ass fell off the map and I'm the caster.
I was wondering why you were on our team now.
Hey, you don't see me, Smithy?
Damn.
Oh, I want him. I want him.
There he goes.
He is gone.
He is gone.
I'm gonna do a flip off the map too.
This map is hard, bro.
Everybody do a flip. So cool. Hey! Oh This might work out though actually I said I won't you
Said I won't you
Hey, buddy
I'm that good at the game
He's gonna fall. Oh my god About to be on that flat ground mode because i'm gonna hit you off the building Get up yo, yo, he's actually thinking meta bro. Oh fuck. Oh damn my bad. No way he gets out. He's gone again! I got him! I just watched the seeker kill himself guys. I don't think- oh he's back. He's back. He might do it again.
I'm a little worried about him. I'm gonna come at you with the nanny I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you! Run! Wait, how did Somi get the sticker?
Oh, I didn't know Somi! What the fuck? What the hell? You're all you traitor!
I missed my train! I missed my train!
Jump!
Wait, there's a train coming!
Oh wait, there's actually a train!
Ducky, get off the tracks, bro!
Get off the tracks!
I'm good!
I'm good! Just gets run over. That's insane.
Oh shit, so be it.
Oh, it's Vinny!
Yes!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Worth every penny. Oh
All right new map this one looks a little more approachable and we can't die so that's good
Yeah, I'm gonna go get on the train later I'm gonna study where you guys are going and then plan my part of the tag based on what you're doing. I just watched Sylvie die Are you kidding me? How did I get you? I'm coming to kill you. I don't know. You're first on my list
Just fell right the trash
I'm not trying to yeah, I'm not trying to you know, I mean yummy. You're gonna ruin my spot. I'm not trying to, yeah, I'm not trying to, you know what I mean? Yomi, you're gonna ruin my spot, I'm blending in. Come here, Sobe here. Oh my lord, oh my lord. No, why you target Twitch though?
Fucking Shaquille O'Neal over here.
Bro, no, Shaquille O'Neal's playing.
Got him!
Oh my god, you survived the high, I, that was sick. Ooh, I like that strat, I like that strat.
Yeah, check me out, check me out.
Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush, hush. Bitch!
Dropkick your invisible ass into that fucking garage. Are you trying to get down right now, or...?
You can't touch me.
I got caught.
Okay, since all three of us are chasing Sylvie now, I guess it's a good point to let you guys know that, uh... Actually, I don't know if I want to divulge. I'm just gonna get him.
Come here, Sylvie.
No.
No, what the fuck are you doing? You can sprint!
You can sprint! You can sprint! Oh my god. I ran out of like a bowl, dude. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Oh my god, oh my god, he's right behind me!
AHH!
Good thing he went up and I went down! Smart thinking, Smitty good work!
Run!
I'm gonna do a flip for style, you're not gonna like it. Dude, I almost jumped over your attack and the floor rolled off you that would have
been crazy
ok he's out of the map Oh
Like no way the way out there's always a way out
Oh my god, there's three three white man chasing me
I'm very afraid right now. It's just good. I don't have a white shirt on Oh my god Oh, no, that didn't work Oh Call me I'm gonna keep my secret bitch. I'm not telling you Second Bro said it's a leap of faith I'm so bright can't climb these fences man I'm gonna try my best on your ass bro you ain't hitting shit on my own you can't make that jump in here I'm in a decent spot decent I'm in a horrible spot this means right behind me. I'm like Clip it clip clip it, clip it, clip it! Oh shit, look at this.
The ring? Come on, man.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoa! How are you doing that?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, perfect. Right at the ring. I'll go ahead. I'll let you guys go ahead. Go ahead, get on that thing. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, perfect. Right at the ring. I'll go ahead. I'll let you guys go ahead. Go ahead.
Get on that thing.
I dare you. Go ahead.
See what happens. See what happens.
Damn, I missed, man. I'm gonna just go ahead and let him do that. That's not even, I wasn't even trying to.
Lining it up. Go ahead and go and go happen. Appreciate you game appreciate you game Oh
Look at the jukes on this guy. I didn't even try to attack you if I was trying to
And you're bad buddy you're bad because I'm better
My name is red my name is red I hit B by the way that is the first time You know I gotta get it yeah, I'm gonna count to ten. One, two, my eyes are closed. Three, four, did you kick me in the fucking head?
I heard that shit.
In the fucking head? I can't speak right now, I got hit in the fucking head. Eight, nine, ten.
Really? You guys are just down further in the dark and yummy fell off the map. Great. And there goes Donkey as well. Did you imagine what that spot would be like?
I'm trying to- there's gotta be a way.
You fucking idiots, dude.
That's the perfect spot. What, on that?
Yes. How would- bro.
First try?
You guys are stupid. Alright. Alright, I'm walking to you.
If I reach you, I get to attack you. All right I
Very cool round all right same thing. I'm walking. Yeah, run it back. It's like my watch over this crazy guy, but
nice in time one sec
I'm wondering if I should hang off the backside or if that would give me I'm not moving
My god, what is that? What the fuck he's like skipping how you doing this? Doesn't matter When you get there, it just doesn't fucking matter how I'm doing it.
Why don't we just attack him?
Alright.
Good idea. Fuck him up.
Damn, that's crazy.
Don't do that guys.
It's a bad strat.
It's a bad strat.
I knocked him out.
I mean, this is just a bad situation mean this is just a bad It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb.
It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. It's so dumb.
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