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That's crazy In this video we challenged the devs of Super Battle Golf at their own game Okay, now that I say that it sounds really stupid. Okay. Hold on. Let me stop you because I know you're thinking you're thinking smitty That is a horrible idea. You are literally about to get destroyed by these people Ah, you know, that's what you would think but they're not even that good at the game. Look Oh, no, he posed to he knows
What I mean we have a chance here, okay? So before this video goes any further, I just wanna say thank you so much to the devs for being down to do something like this. It really was an awesome experience and I really enjoy your game. I also should clarify that this is not a sponsored video.
This just kind of popped up as an opportunity and it seemed like a lot of fun but anyway if you enjoy this super battle golf video and are looking forward to more please leave a like on this video and subscribe to the channel to let me know we had an absolute blast with this one and I hope you guys enjoy it just as much as we did while playing let's have a little meeting have a little powwow a little meeting a little meeting before this happens okay please develop focus up we're gonna have to take them out one by one. That's the plan. We should all teach
Dude, get out of here. Why'd you hit me?
Missed it. Devs. I have a question. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen this? Can you make sure not to face this can you make sure not to please leave? Can you make sure not to fix this please? Do not fix this, I beg of you.
This is great.
Wow, that's a really good pull too.
First try.
That's pretty impressive.
First try.
All right, let's see what you guys got.
Unofficial 3v3.
Yeah, yeah, we were gonna tell you we're gonna team up on you, but now you've just ruined that surprise So I'm gonna make sure to ruin your day who said that let me get your name. Where are you?
Why are you you're not even in your balls?
You hit me doggy in your back swing
Don't don't do it
This is a bad start
We're good. We're good. We're good boys lock in we got a score at least first. He immediately shot a mine into my head, dude Guys get up here. What are you doing?
On the score guys, did you get it?
Why
Didn't work
These guys suck at golf they don't even know you're not even sticking the ball! That's good, I got it, I got it. Dude, we're way ahead, boys. This is good.
Oh, wait.
No shot. No!
If that's it, I throw up.
What?!
Oh my god!
And I didn't know you guys were working with Tiger Woods on this game. That's really cool.
Really cool, guys.
Yeah, I'm gonna kill you for that.
We're gonna kill you for that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Dude, they literally just gave us a chance and now they're just going for it.
They're literally gone.
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Get started freeAlright, Sobe, that's cool. They're literally gone All right, so that's cool Yeah, well my balls there man Boys lock in my car good job, Sylvie They're literally clapping they know they're gonna win They're just acting like none of this matters Dude, you weren't even here. Don't you dip? I'm gonna shoot you midair
You know you get banned from the tournament for doing that, you know, oh my bad my total bad bro my One more layer up dude, my ball is right next to the hole I almost My god, I'm dead I'm dead I'm actually getting killed I'm getting murdered I'm getting murder Golf cart we might Know this is good. We can beat you we can be you it's fine keep doing it We need a challenge still believe it mad Here goes I have time I have time I have time I can totally make this Here it goes!
Guys is he just lining up shots?
Arrow, I will, arrow YESSSSS There's no way!
Yeah that's cool, I also stare in the mirror and flex my muscles Like frick you dude, like what do you want? Jesus Christ
It was a lucky shot
You know what, I've only known you for like 3 seconds and I hate you already Jesus Christ it was it was a lucky shot Oh And you just dropped out of your life
Sophia hit you I'm sorry. I missed again. That's okay. I'm trying to screw him up though
God my plan has been foiled all right all right all right all right all right sorry I don't have a driver's license oh yeah let me check out this driver's license
that was embarrassing
no no no deflected are you serious is this a joke to you all right wait wait
wait wait wait I threw, wait. No!
I threw, I threw that, I threw that. I was trying to get more weapons, I threw it.
Sovi is our only hope.
We might have to just lock in on getting Sovi into the hole.
You say put Sovi into the hole?
All we care is that one of us... Wait, wait. One of us needs to get it's going the wrong way. Wait, what's the, can you actually explain to me the mechanic of the perfect shot? When do you get the speed boost?
Whenever it counts down and hits 100. You hit 100% right after the countdown ends. You have like-
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Get started freeOh, I see.
Okay, okay. It's only off tee off then, I see. Okay. Okay. It's only off T off then I see. Hey, what's he doing with that air horn right there? You can shoot that you can shoot the air horn. You can shoot all the items. That's insane Okay, you know what you gotta stop appearing out of don't shoot me while I'm on the ground
No, don't do that
You're gonna shoot my ball midair You miss you missed again, buddy. That's going in So we'd be very careful here. They're gonna try and knock you in the water They just tried it so this is our chance we could pull ahead here he's aiming at us get in the water oh my god dude i gotta hit those shots it's so bad nice i got it oh my god dog, you can have that watch out watch out. He's gonna hit the mine
I'm not gonna make I'm gonna get a weapon Don't do that. I'm gonna dodge it. I didn't dodge it. I in fact just ran into you even harder and I got hit by soviet Password is I'm going over you you can't stop saving it right at me I I
So over it's so over we all got a whole oneness the only way is that actually possible on this one
Technically what the hell did that mean? What if I just did it perfectly like that?
Hold on, I think I just nailed it.
I think I hit it.
Oh, up on the green! I can make this. Oh no! Oh my god, he just sunk it! No, no! Oh my god, he just sunk it Nobody's scoring. I got you! No! You fucker, you goddamn asshole! Yes! Oh!
Die! Die!
Just die! I'm gonna kill you.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
Good for the screen.
Thank you. I actually wanted to go this way.
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Get started freeOh no.
Oh no.
Please don't hit me.
Ow.
Shit, shit, shit, shit. Oh
That's it I think I just nailed it boys I think I nailed it Sometimes! I had a feeling! Okay.
Sometimes you just have a feeling, you know?
What did you do with that rocket launcher?
Yeah, well, at least I sunk this one. Let's put the blame on the bottom of our team. It's Doccy.
Arrow, can you-
There it goes. There it goes.
Oh, there it goes!
It's on the bottom!
I just learned something soaked up valuable information for the people with 140 hours Okay, yeah, I might just stick around and watch this I'm just gonna I'm just gonna walk I'm not even gonna mess with you I just kind of want to see you do this You guys better do it or else I'd be real embarrassing for you, you know, I'm perfect see no way Bums, you guys should be revoked from your developer Status wait, give me a second feel embarrassing for you you know? mine's perfect no way you guys should be revoked from your developer status
wait wait wait give me a second chance
nah I think I got it watch mine
I think mine's in
are you freaking kidding me dude you know what he's not needed here anymore let's get rid of him yeah give him a big one yeah there we go You know he's not needed here
So be sovie
We really messed up there
We just have to stop we just have to stop it from scoring. Don't we?
Sovie I got you. I'm gonna I'm gonna stop him from getting it in I I got this I got this My please I need landmines I need landmines bad to stop it Oh No, so you got a score
Now what is that your ball so big yes, so be yes
Let's go dude. All right. We still lose though, but that's okay
I can stop I can stop
I'm working on it. Trust me Oh Reverse Terry crazy chip
That's it, that's it, that's it.
Nope. It's weak.
You're close, you're close, you're close.
I had no time to line that up. And he's just fucking sank it from miles away. Look at him over there!
Look at him!
Dude. Okay, clearly we need to step our game up. I think that was a good learning experience for us three we learned a lot we got our asses kicked literally there was no competition I don't think we had any hope of winning that what once you guys sank those freaking all right you know what I'm done talking I feel like most of you are active threats on this course I don't think one of you is a problem
Come on boys, we're up. We're up. We're up early. This is huge Guys I'm trying to feel good about myself today. Oh, bro.
Oh, rimmed it! Pause.
Come on, Sofie.
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Get started freeGet this shit in.
Sofie, come on, man.
Oh my god, I'm actually selling.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
They're not hitting any of these balls in.
Hey, you're not hitting yours in.
See?
Professional. Oh my god what a play now Guys we're so up Nothing don't worry about it. I missed don't mind me. Yeah, that's rolling. Look out. Wait, you just pick it up. I thought it armed. Can I have that back? So we could do this yes good call yeah, this is my time this is my chip that shit in for extra style
We're in we're so in so we were up
Don't sarcastically clap next to us after actually doing well
This freaking you know what dude I think I think you did a fantastic job That's in that's in that's in Oh bounce right over over what happened you get a penalty strike oh sorry bitch right into the mine. Oh that might be good. Yeah, that might be good Now as little there's a little break in the in the in the green there
Paul
Mushroom of safety had to block it understand That's dokeys. I blew up. I did not realize my mine was there. I don't know what I'm doing.
And bam.
Nice. What are you plotting?
No!
No!
I thought you were helping.
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Get started freeYou're hurting, not helping.
You're hurting.
Get off my ball, dude.
Come on, Sobi, that's it.
How am I supposed to play my ball up there, dude?
Get in the hole!
Why would you do that? Why would you even do that? What if, what if, you know? What if you thought you were helping me and then you doubled down after shooting him and then shot my ball out of the window?
I thought that was crazy.
I'm gonna kill you.
Stop. Stop.
Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it.
Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, real funny. Real funny guy over here. Look at Shuckles. Shuckles laughing it up. Shuckles.
Wait, wait, wait.
Another try.
Oh, wait.
One more time.
Real funny guy over here.
God! That wasn't even me bro. Yeah we beat them! You're fucking killing me just differently! Thank you.
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Get started freeYeah that's what I'm talking about.
Wait no no no!
Get in there twin!
Get in there twin!
That's it baby yeah!
Do you think they're just waiting to try in the last three holes and then they're gonna destroy us?
Yeah they're just practicing.
I feel like, yeah I feel like they're just trickshotting now.
They're not even
Are you gonna wait till the last What was that Editor cut every other impressive shot from the video and only show that one Take this guy off the dev team what was that what's the point man drop it I'll hit it
Way you might have just elim him you might be elim
Damn, just made it be stacking three mines. It didn't work. What?
Okay, so it didn't work for me. I ended up in the water I
Am back at spawn your strength, I think I think we can work on the angle Listen these guys talk about trick shots. I'm fighting for my fucking life over here I mean well to be fair I mean look at it like that's ridiculous though the shield should protect you from that
boys I'm feeling good about this one doing it again feeling good we're on top The hole if you can done
Boys I'm feeling good about this one doing it again feeling good. We're on top again We're on top of the world right now until he sinks He's not going to though
Let's go dude. No tops is the map that I do best on check me out guys
That's okay, I prefer that honestly. I'm earning your life in the water.
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Get started freeYou gotta go in this water.
You gotta go over there.
I'm part of the play.
I'm part of the play.
I'm chilling.
Oh my gosh.
I hit it in.
Oh no I'm lower.
Alright we're gonna run over speed.
You are not gonna chase me down this hill Wow. Oh my god. He's doing it. Oh my god
What is wrong with
Is there landmines already on this map I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry brother. I'm gonna try and keep up
That's totally fair.
Oh my god I'm so far behind boys!
Doc, have you ever heard of an albatross?
Isn't that a bird?
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Get started freeOh my god.
Wait, there's still a chance though.
Don't go up the bridge by the way.
Dude, how did my ball not go further than that? Word. I think we're cooked boys.
It's over.
Get out of here! further than that word I think we're cooked boys it's over
that makes me feel better wait he's gonna blow my shit smooth off get him get him get him we're good we're good we're good okay we didn't win but we got pretty close it's honestly so that's crazy like I thought we actually had a chance and then you just pull up with that shit All right, let's just end the video now we already know how this ends just Don't even just roll out row bro. Like it's not even worth it
Wait, unless I get a hole one here if I miss a little one you can end the video We're so up editor keep the video going or you're fired. Let me do this thing bro. Yeah, watch that shit
Let me watch that chip in buddy
Should we go full sweat they both get a home I mean This is the hole in one map yummy did this first try to So they're not that good This isn't like going up against yummy who randomly gets the whole one that'll never touch chipping in the ball ever again. This is someone who's gonna do it consistently.
Oh, no thanks.
Got him!
Nothing personal.
Ah!
Oh...
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Can't take that up there, huh? We gotta win this. We gotta win this.
The trapdoor's still open. this please
no way So you just hit your ball bro. That's talking to me right now. I'm in a state of vulnerability. Are you kidding me?
How far did you chip?
So many lines.
I got that.
Smile.
Shut the hell up.
Take the secret route.
Secret route?
I'm following them.
I think I know where they are. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
Yeah, let's go. Let's go on the other side.
Alright, I'm bringing my ball. I'm bringing my ball.
Wait, is that out of bounds? I might hit it. Okay. I got it out of bounds.
Did you hit it towards the green?
Yeah, next to the green? Okay, you get a pay follow the lead uh-huh uh-huh I'm learning Made it I made it Okay, what's the percentage here? What do I do wait? Okay, okay, wait, I don't ever put it on top of my router. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah 49% 49 49
Yeah, yeah line it up with the flag and 100% power. Yes, sir
My god, I might have got it
Please I'm learning Oh my god! Holy shit! Let's go! All it took was a step by step, hand in hand tutorial.
Can you rocket me? From the developer.
I'm gonna jump rocket me.
From the creators.
Are you serious?
I'm glad that didn't work. Die.
Back to chaos.
Yeah. It doesn't happen. It's like. It's like. It doesn't happen. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like.
It's like.
It's like. It's like.
It's like. Oh, yeah, you know I kind of ruined Okay, he can't he can't score that nice teamwork
No, dude, they're trolling it's literally yes
Okay, good shot. Good shot. Good shot, dude. We're so up. We're so up and my up I mean still down 200 points, but it's okay
You son of a I hate you
Fucking rocks over there Light it up a shot
No, he posed to he knows
Hey fix that Weird uneasiness that exists right now. Oh my god. I can make that don't do it you scoping Help me midair there. Oh, I got the checkpoint embarrassment maxing right now. Get out of here I didn't even know you could dive like that
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Get started freeDoc he does good play actually
Doc you need to stop hitting me brother. We have
Score. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, you're too close. You're too close I'm trying to get us the way that I'm trying to get us a winner, dude We could have been in the lead if I scored first you just read me with rocket launchers three times The reason he didn't score force is they hit him to death team. I'm on your side. Where's doggy? Woah. Oh! Oh my god! Oh my god! You know! You know! You know! You know!
You know!
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What does this do?
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PLAYTEST OF THE FUCKER 17 TIMES!
17 times?
17 times?
17 times?
Don't- that's not yours. you do the same thing oh man midair oh yeah we had a shield row oh
and a peddler stroke great there go wow I Oh, we had a shield
Great there go. Wow. I just got fucked up. Do my ball better fall there. Are you serious? All right, it's falling
Okay. Okay. I get it guys you play the game. All right, I get it. I understand
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Oh, he's a-
Oh, no!
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Get started freeTucky, you're throwing, dude!
I've been throwing so bad.
You piece of shit!
Guys, there is somehow still a chance here. Alright, Smitty, I cannot allow you to finish this map. I need top three.
Okay, and I need a golden toilet. It's just not possible though, is it? Don't shoot me!
Well, I mean...
No! I would have had it! I would have had it!
Wow, you know, I didn't want to go to the toilet anyway. I wasn't even looking at it. We're running directly had it. Wow. I you know, I didn't want to Wasn't even looking at it. We're running directly editor
What's that about Sovie? I'm sorry Guys you gotta stop just stop. I'm the only chance we can win. Oh my god. You got it
Yes, yes, yes
Nope didn't get it off buddy. Oh
My god Oh my god, I Motivated him to finish first. Oh my god
Yeah, but you did it that's what's important and we just But you might have just screwed us out of the wind because you scored that first. I think if you could stop ducky, can you? You're not scoring this now. That is the guy you have to stop You can't let him score doc you cannot let him score doc. Yeah, I think you can score from there doc Yeah, I think he gets more from there. That's what he's trying to do. Definitely. Yeah, you got it You got to stop at the last second I think you missed I think you missed you missed you missed let's go let's go let's go we tied them we tied them at least
we'll take that you know I'm just gonna say doc you we could have won if so we didn't sink it we I would have had the extra 20 and so be actually through that not gonna lie what's what's Blarg up to? We could go get Yummy or Blarg. I think he might be better for the group. Alright devs, good work. I officially hate your game
and that's all your fault because I don't like you guys at all.
Glad to hear it.
Happy to help. Happy to help.
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