I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.
I'm out. WAO Fatnap for real, y'all been seeing, yo, you been killing it, bro, for real. Bro been killing it. W Fatnap, thank you, man. Lock in, chat. I appreciate that for real, bro, thank you, man. Tales Beyond the Tomb, Route 86. Okay! Two turns handy with the five things.
Wait, you did send the tattoo? Is it in the disc code? Music hard! You see him there?
Hold on I'm looking. What is that it? Oh no. Is it in the disc code? Is it in the disc code?
Is it in the disc code?
Is it in the disc code? Is it in the disc code? Oh, no, I'm looking.
Wait, is that it?
Oh, no.
Oh, my goodness, you actually did.
Oh!
To know every... Bro, that's so hard
Would you get this tat and all you chat you need some motivation
You look down be like, oh You don't got it. Yo WK's for actually doing it and sending proof yo wk so hard, bro Yeah Microphone calibration
Hello
Hello hello Hello? Hello? AHHHHH! Hello? Hello? AHHHHH! No? Ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha! Hello? Yo? Hey! Hey! Probably good right there. You know what the crazy thing is?
You're in it, cause look, when I don't say nothing, look. Nothing. But if I did, Systems.com, thank you very much. Buried Osprey with the 5'2", thank you.
Yeah. There we go.
Starting a new game will erase all previous progress. Do you wish to proceed? Well, I ain't got no previous progress so let's go! This game is a work of fiction inspired by real events. Persons or places is purely coincidental. I bet. Summer 1998.
That's when I was born. I was literally born in the summer of 1998. That's crazy. Oh my goodness! The production! Oh my goodness the production I'm a bobblehead! What?!
No, I'm a bobblehead! I don't understand! I had in mind for a pit stop but here we are.
Dadgum voice acting. Chad, can we acknowledge once again just how far 616 has come production value wise since way back in the day ski? Like bruh said she voice acted for crystal. Okay. for crystal okay who's this goober over here look like he tough or something who
this guy hopefully there's a bathroom or at least some bushes I'm splitting a
throat hey you best quit talking about my people like that buddy we gonna have a prompt the I like Kenny Kenny my favorite character so far Kenny my favorite character he chill no way that's a real stat that has to be made up somebody looked at up ASAP back on the road oh was that us talking okay want me to come with you that's us talking okay cool relax Jess I'll go pay for the gas Want me to come with you? That's us talking, okay, Coop?
Relax, Jess. I'll go pay for the gas. Appreciate that, Zack.
You all can stretch your legs or something.
Yeah, I like Zack, Logi.
Come on, Jess. Try finding a bathroom in this dump.
Okay.
All you know-
Penny, don't start with your percentage crap again.
We got some animosity in the friend group, chat. Chat, we got some animosity in the friend group. Somebody said language and she... Yeah, chill. Yeah, Crystal. Find a bathroom with Crystal, okay?
Drinks next time.
Yeah, you tell her, Jess!
Shut up!
Caffeine is a personality trait.
Turn my sensitivity down real quick.
Oh no, it's bottomed out!
No!
GG.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Oh, no, it's bottomed out
No It is what it is Okay, it's still good GG All right, let's go find a bathroom crystal
This a vibe right here, right
Man, it's such a magic chat. It's not
hot dog 225
1998 Oh what?
Why am I going around back, you know me I just be exploring a little bit I'm trying to look around
These think is the screen tearing
The tear action right? Oh, yeah, that's smooth is butter now, buddy
Dude that's so weird. I have to look on y'all's thing to see if the screen is tearing because it wasn't doing it on mine. All right. We looking for a bathroom still crystal. Oh, this a nice car. Yo, you go inside real quick. Tell them to show you what a bathroom is. We gonna steal this thing.
Take off.
Okay, let's let's go back inside.
What are we doing out here?
Let me go back in the box hey how we doing you know you know I you see look at him in there Maybe we'll see it again later my bad
My fault
All right, let me go ask the uh, the front guy for uh for the bathroom action. Hey, excuse me, sir This is playable
Soon Consumed! Consumed! Consumed! Ooh, I just discovered a speed boost strat in this. If you do this, you move faster. No! Game over.
I'm not going to play this game again. You do this, you move faster.
No! Game over.
Hey, I set the high score on that thing though.
Ha ha ha!
That's what I'm talking about, what you talking about, okay?
Sorry about that, I know you need to use the restroom real bad, I apologize, okay, my fault.
Hey, they appreciate you. Got some car action going. They ain't got many options in here.
Oh this place kind of sucks. Is there a reporterty or something? Yo crystal not gonna lie I don't see no bathroom, Crystal.
Did you seriously just scream because of a rat? Yes.
It jumped out of the toilet. What would you do?
Exactly. That's a screamable... that's a screamable...
I saw a ghost.
Aw, ain't you just so tough, Crystal?
Ugh! No way I'm using that thing! It looks like it hasn't been cleaned since the 70s!
Yeah, I do agree with that though.
Yeah, I prefer to pee in the woods.
Exactly, cause this is chat, this is yo W616, y'all made the-
This whole place gives me a rash just by looking at it.
Uh huh, you just so boozy ain't you Crystal? She gonna be the first one dead. Her voice actor's in here too. Yo Willow, you the first one dead ain't you crystal she gonna be the first one dead Her voice actors in here to yo willow you the first one dead ain't you Don't spoil it or nothing. I'm just saying you probably the first one dead Crystal so boozy ain't she she's so booze
She too good for all this Oh my god, this place is disgusting.
I've never seen such a filthy bathroom.
There's some dookski literally in the toilet! This is so nasty it's actually impressive. This is so unbelievably disgusting it's impressive. Yo all horror game devs if you trying to make a nasty bathroom buddy this is so disgusting. Grab some water for the trip let's go get some water crystal we ain't gonna go to the bathroom. Somebody just said send it to your ex safe thinking of you that is absolutely insane That's funny I'm not gonna lie that's funny All right let's grab some water real quick.
We getting this? Y'all ain't got no water in the fridge? Man, I ain't trying to drink this room temperature water. Man, this place raggedy.
Oh my! Heading far?
Thought you might want to avoid the main road up ahead.
He got some nerves talking about avoid. We should have avoided this place.
Why? Something wrong?
Yeah. Big wreck this morning. Pile of R.I.P. Hate to hear it. Cops everywhere. Whole things blocked off for miles. This is where the horror is
gonna start. We're gonna take a detour, get lost, and the killer gonna kill us. Of course it is. Crystal, you always timing in when it shouldn't do that because there's a name of the horror game is Route 86, which means that's not good. You got another direction to go?
You're around the mess.
GG.
Trust me. It's quieter that way.
The last thing I'm gonna do is trust you, Eddie.
Have you seen your bathroom? Heheheheheheh!
I mean, bruh that gum bathroom look like a super mutant hiding Zach
locals call it the long way around have a good trip everyone thanks thanks you can keep the change why won't you
come shop at my supermarket?
From the outside looking in this place looks chill, but that bathroom scarred me So group leader Oh buddy over here with the tattoos this tough guy is like the level-headed one. So that's the group dynamic Seriously how big the guy inside said it's totally blocked off could take hours. Yeah He told us to take some old I hate you Travis
Do you just give me I just you- you know what you give me? You- you know what they say nowadays? You give me the ick. That's what they say nowadays. Travis giving me the ick right now. I don't like this dude.
Sounds like a horror movie short cut.
Uh-uh, Kenny.
Look, I don't care what it is.
The bag's full of weed. I'm not rolling through a police checkpoint. Okay.
Jeez, Travis, you said you'd only bring one joint!
I do agree with Crystal here, you crazy f... You got a whole sack of weed on you?
Chill, man. If it gets us around the traffic, it's worth a shot.
Yeah.
Honestly, I just want to get back on the road.
Thanks, Jess!
Alright. Route 86 it is.
Let's go!
If we die out here, I'm blaming the guy in the store.
No. I'm blaming the weed.
You such a nerd, Kenny. Won't you live a little bit bud huh let's go we head now
road charia Oh
I thought we was getting stopped for a second. I thought we was getting stopped for a second. No joke.
Oh, look at that big old spider. The music is unfathomably hard. This is Look at
that.
This such a vibe. I just want to sit here to rest the stream. The little guitar in the background, the little orange sky action. We just sit here
for next, you know. You know, Chad, sometimes a night ain't gonna get no motivational speech. I'm good on that.
Yo, Willow with a thousand bits, I'm the VA for Crystal. So happy you're playing this. Yo, W.O. Willow. Thank you, Willow. W. Willow.
Percy.
I like you, Zach. You cool.
Yeah, kinda peaceful. For now. Yeah.
You know... Hold on. Zach, hold on now. We was just chillin'. I don't need this.
When all this road trip craziness is over,
I've been thinking.
Zach.
Yo, he has a crazy name.
Thank you for the tea and gift.
Thinking what?
I don't know.
Just where this is going.
Absolutely insane. just where this is going
I mean I could see it you know long-term uh-huh
well I speak for Jess and she says no okay so let's let's cut that right there let's keep let's keep moving okay okay Okay, so kidnapped me with the five. Thank you
Wow, that's probably the most hey lovebirds, can we get moving before the Sun's gone? Are we all freeze to death?
the dadgum record scratch. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Man.
Romantic timing ruined.
Yeah, it is what it is.
Yo, deer with the 25 gifted, give me some W's for deer with the 25 gifted. Appreciate you, deer. W, deer, man. Thank you deer. W deer, man. Thank you. W deer for real.
Appreciate that.
Classic Travis.
Classic.
What you gonna do next Travis? Do a double backflip on the dirt bike?
Ha ha ha ha.
Get it?
Travis Pashawn on the dirt bike. We leaving? Am I driving?
I guess I'm driving.
Let's go.
Y'all best buckle up, we all about to die. I'm about to wrap this thing around a tree.
It is over for us buddy They're gonna be a minute what's that we're looking at me bro stop You'll chill out
This was the power steering out on this thing? Yo, housewife with the five, thank you. Oh, y'all good? Chat, this thing hard to control. It's like you're driving, y'all ever drove a vehicle with no power steering? That's what it feels like.
Who was that standing on the side of the road?
Spike shrimps! Stop! Hey! Hey! Hey! There it is. Now is when it all the horror starts. GG.
At least there's still the vial out here though. What the hell was that? Did we hit something? No crystal. It just the tire just busted on its own
Tires gone completely shredded
We're not going anywhere, okay, golly buddy Golly, buddy!
He ain't lying. I saw that dude on the side of the road standing there too. Kenny, Kenny peeped that.
What? Kenny his he maxed out perception no joke W Kenny he's the only one I seen it and he was in the back see how he see it nobody else seen it.
So you're saying someone put this crap here?
Yo Crystal how else would multiple boards tree around here that fell out?
It wasn't an accident.
Those things were nailed down.
Yeah.
He thinks he's so cool.
What you gonna do mark the tracks next and say they went this way and start following the footsteps, buddy. You ain't him travis
These weren't here by chance Someone wanted to stop us he think he got aura, bro
Chat who y'all think gonna be the first one dead? We need no we need to do a consensus. Let's do a consensus. Y'all gonna be right. Is gonna be first one dead Jess, which is us, but that really don't count, but we'll still include us in there. Travis who's the tough guy?
Kenny Or Zack Somebody said no one buddy. Somebody's gonna die
Y'all thinking crystal gonna be first one day and crystals in here watching right now y'all got Travis Second dead then Kenny. All right All right, let's see let's see if y'all prediction gonna be right Look at him Chad, look at him. Look at him walk around like he all tough.
And they're still out there.
Great, that's just perfect.
Yeah it is Crystal.
Stranded in the middle of nowhere and being hunted by hillbillies?
Classic.
Hey you best watch your mouth.
Okay, we need to figure this out fast. See, Jess is the level-headed, chill one.
Relax. I'll take the flashlight, check it out real quick. If there's a house or something, I'll come back and get you guys. Well, y'all was wrong. Zach's first one dead. Be careful, okay? Y'all was wrong, he's dead. I'm kind of sad. Relax, I'll be back in a flash. Please don't die. Zach, don't die! Three hours later, still ain't returned. Wait, Zack's actually gonna die first. You would not do this to my Zack. Wait, no, we're playing as Zach, so he gonna be okay!
Maybe. Rock Peak.
Okay, how far are we away from the car? Rock peak. Okay how far are we away from the car? Yo Zach how long have you been walking dude?
Zach.
Wait what?
Oh I can't go this way?
Okay. GG.
Zach really gonna be the first one? What a huge mess, man. What did I get myself into?
It's not too late to turn around and walk back. How long have you been gone for, Zach? How long? What, 10, 15 minutes? You probably made it two miles. Please. If that serial killer left stuff in the middle of the road to pop a car tire, you don't-
Why is everything always so hard for me?
Fun, propose to Jess.
Ah, screw it.
I'll find help and we'll get back on the road.
Yes sir. He was gonna propose. Go die! Zack, turn around bro Anyway, like I was saying for he interrupted me though If that if that person put those spike strips on the road, what makes you think he won't have booby traps out here in the woods? You know, like a pile of leaves over like a pit with spikes in it. Hello?
Who's out there? It's just a bird bro stop. Zach listen to me man. You have been walking this long and you ain't seen nothing. I keep hearing chains and stuff. Oh my goodness I see a house.
A house in the middle of nowhere. I guess I don't have many.
A house? I'm going to go back and get my friends and we're all going to go. You know what I mean?
Like hello? friends and we're all gonna go you know what I mean like hello
Zack what are we doing look at this place Oh John born Chat, I'm sorry. Nope. Nobody would do this. That's a nice bar though. Maybe you know what's crazy chat? Maybe these people that live out here have absolutely nothing to do with like the bad part of the story and this is just like some random thing that happens.
Yeah, that's it. Got some crows. Investigate the house.
Hello?
I just heard more chains. It looks relatively... It looks abandoned.
Oh, no.
Do I knock? Hey, our car broke down.
I just need some help.
Hello?
Zack.
Hello? Zack? Zack?
Zack?
Zack? Zack? Zack? Zack? Zack? Our car broke down. I just need some help Hello He gonna sneak up behind us Let me go around back maybe he maybe he around back grilling or something
Hello, I like your little property out here. Okay, there's a side door. Let's knock on this. Let me look through this window. Okay, got some stair action. This is bad, bruh.
This is bad, bruh. This is bad, child.
You know what I mean? It's open. There's a scarecrow over there. Hello? Zack, you have done too much! Hey, I need some help. Zach is actually going to be the first one dead.
I'm so sad. You're really good at the piano, is that you playing? Oh, is this your grandma's ashes or something? Hate to see that! Don't go up them stairs. Okay, you can't go up the stairs. I'm kind of glad.
Zack, we are so dead, bud.
Bro! Hey!
Anybody in here? I hear footsteps. I hear footsteps. Where'd the music go? We should leave, buddy. Oh, the doors are locked. Hello? Zack, no. Zack, no, Zack. Zack.
This is not the aura than Travis. I am so sad. So dad gone bad. Wait a minute. Y'all can sit here and watch Travis aura him on real quick. Give me all your RIP's at chat.
I'm going to hold out hope that maybe the killer owns Travis.
I'm going to hold out hope that maybe the killer owns Travis.
I'm going to hold out hope that maybe the killer owns Travis. I'm going to hold out hope that maybe the killer only knocked him out. Right, Thalem? Yeah.
Zach wouldn't just disappear like that. He said he'd be back before sunrise.
We know what happened, but they don't.
We should have gone after him. We should never have let him go alone.
You're so right!
He didn't give us a choice. He thought he saw a trail. He was trying to help. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Genius move.
You better watch your mouth!
You know what, Crystal? You're right.
We can't just stand here.
Yeah.
I'll go look for him. Does anyone want to come with me?
Uh, everybody?
I'm going with you, Jess. I need some fresh air. I can't stand this weird smell anymore.
W-man. Uh-oh, they're about to find the house that he went to. They're gonna immediately know something's wrong.
GG.
Y'all doing alright? Cool. This is the same road that Zach was traveling down before he got hit in the head, clobbered by that massive man. There's only one massive man that I'm okay with by getting clobbered in the head with a frying pan by,
and his name's Chris Redfield. Other than that, I ain't cool with that.
Feels like we're being watched.
Cause we probably are, Kenny.
That's the house Zach must've seen.
Yep.
Let's put two and two together, Jess.
If Zach-
Looks completely abandoned.
Okay. If Zach's seen a house and he ain't back and he's been gone for hours, something happened. Wait, y'all think-
Why would he come all the way out here?
I don't know, Kenny, that's a good question. That's what I was asking too.
It doesn't make sense.
You're right. It don't make sense, Kenny.
He thought someone might be able to help.
You know what, what you right too.
Everybody's right except for Trash. Or maybe someone didn't want him to leave.
Kenny's a dadgum G! Yo life. I got killed. Do I see somebody standing in that window up there? Yo is that what I see? Look at the window in the top left of the house. I bet that dude looks like me in a robe standing in that window. Dude, there's somebody standing there. Zach, is that you?
No, there's nobody up there. I was driven.
Please, tell me that was just the wind.
It probably wasn't, Kenny. I'm being real with you. We ain't got no flashlight.
I'm going to take a quick look inside the barn.
The barn?
You check the house. Maybe there's a way in through the side.
No! No!
Alright.
No! Why would you split up when your friend Dunn went missing over? That don't make no sense. Why you splitting up? Kitty, don't go in that house, man. He already went in, GG. See what's in the barn.
Probably got bodies in here. Okay, regular barn so far. Zach, you in here? Zach? Zach? Is that? Chad, it is too quiet. Look at all the cars out there.
That's all the victims cars he's been collecting over the years. December 1987. My goodness, this is about Ed Gein. Old lady, younger man, old farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. Ed Gein! I'm calling it now. No, Zach's dead. Zach.
I cramped myself a little bit for real. Yeah, let's get out of here. Let me guess, when we go back to the house, Kenny is not going to be anywhere in sight, huh? He's going to be dead and gone. Hold on, I want to go look at these cars real quick. Chat, look at this. Why do
we have the ability to cut that? Look at this. You can't tell me bro ed gene died in 1984 this ain't him it don't have to be the same timeline it could just be based off of it Kenny!
Kenny!
Facts.
Kenny? Lord have mercy, not Kenny too. Don't do- This isn't funny. Oh mercy, not Kenny too. Don't do-
This isn't funny.
Oh no, not Kenny too. No way two people dead that fast. That gum cough. Oh, it's a table.
See my mom- I'm about to put like, it's a table. See my mother.
I'm about to be like, Zach's already in there. Is this door still going to be open?
Kitty, is that you?
Hey, the door was open on the side.
Kitty, I can barely see you. I'm so glad he's alive though.
Took me a minute, but I'm in.
Any sign of Zack?
Kenny what the hell are you doing here?
What? I called you. Sorry, Jess come on, Let's check out the house.
Here's Zach.
This place looks abandoned.
Zach!
Like for years.
Zach you in here?
Can't you?
Whoever owns this property hasn't paid taxes since the 60s.
Ha ha ha, you're one kid, man!
Let's just find something, a clue, a sign, anything.
We're gonna have to go upstairs. Zack, please!
I'll check down here.
Oh, you're gonna check down here, I'm gonna go upstairs?
Okay.
You go upstairs.
Whatever.
If you find a zombie grandma, scream really loud.
Funny, as always.
Oh, this creepy for real. Our granny game. Including the barn. Zack. Zack, you up here? What's in that?
We found a key. I don't know what that key's for. I don't think I want to know what that key's for. What is this, power box or something? Zach, are you up here, man? Say something? Zach are you up here man? Say something Zach! Make a noise! Yeah that's creepy are you kidding me? Bro what? What is this? Sometimes I don't know if I regret everything.
The bad feeling that consumes me. There's no way to have regrets. We are monsters and monsters don't need regret. Where am I? What am I writing here? Who wrote that?
Okay, chat. I don't see no sign of Zach nowhere. Who wrote that?
Okay, chat, I don't see no sign of Zach nowhere. Okay, this opens.
Who is that?
Somebody's in that bed. Somebody's in that bed. Somebody's in that bed. Remember. Hands, buddy!
Is somebody in this bed? Oh my god!
What the hell was that? There was... I thought it was someone but it's just...
It's just what? That's still a real person's skeleton!
What the f*** is this place?
Are they... human bones?
Nah, that's a dog.
We need to go. Zack definitely isn't here.
Yes, he is.
Good idea. Let's get out of this place.
No, we're not going to leave Zack here even longer. Are you kidding me? Zack is here somewhere! Why this window open? There's a car. You think that's our car that pulled up? Maybe it's Travis and Crystal. Lord have mercy.
Get me out of here.
Someone's here. I thought that was our car. Don't think so.
It's an old pickup.
I don't like this.
What do we do?
Upstairs now.
We need to hide. Go!
You gotta be kidding me.
You. Upstairs now. We need to hide. Go! You gotta be kidding me. You...
Don't move. Don't breathe.
What the f*** is going on here?
Shut up!
Footprints. Cough cough cough Cough cough cough Shhhhh Hmmm
Footprints Curious hands, curious minds You came to see my gallery didn't you?
Eddie from the gas station? His name was Eddie and I said this one You came to see my gallery, didn't you? Eddie from the gas station? His name was Eddie and I said this one-
Where are you, you idiot?
Kenny, Kenny, wake up. Kenny.
Billy, don't make me come over and get you. Is Billy the big dude?
Billy, you think he's gone?
We need to get out of here.
My chance, let's go.
There ain't no way he's gone, Kenny.
He was just in the room.
I closed myself in.
I closed myself in. I'ma see if this car is gone. Hold up Kenny his truck still out front. We don't die Bro thinks he's solid snake or something. Yeah Yo, kitty, let's get out here for real let's go Zack front door wide open don't do it don't't do it. It be a dream.
That had to be a dream. That was a dream. No way Kenny just died like that. No, that was a dream chat. No, don't play with me. Get out of here.
We're gonna wake up still on the road trips. Kenny and Zach are all at that house. Kenny's dead for real. He died. He's dead.
The dynamic duo. It's been hours. And y'all still sitting here.
Y'all like-
They should have been back by now.
I told you we shouldn't have let them go alone.
Yeah, y'all shouldn't have.
This whole thing feels wrong.
Maybe they got lost? I don't know. This is really weird.
Or maybe that freak at the gas station lied.
You're absolutely right!
Route 86 is safe?
In need of help. Yeah, they do.
I'm not waiting any longer.
Grab your weapon from the backpack. Wait, you got a blinky on you?! I'm a blinky! Bro, what's gonna happen now, bro? Crystal and Travis would have been the ones saving the day lock in now keep in mind we know what happened chat they don't know they was all they know is that they was at the car waiting for a long time that is an insane name Thank you for the five gift. I'm not as well. Yeah, that's true
I swear if Jess tried this out here just to play hide-and-seek
Maybe she can can he found a love nest in the woods
Cuz I'm about to piss in a bush.
No, but seriously, something feels off.
We feel a whole lot better right now, chat. Not gonna lie, the fact that we got a blixki, I feel so much better. Go ahead and pull that blixki out out Travis I'm about to pop off yo crystal can you hurry up you lagging behind Blood. Travis? Yep. Is that blood? That's Kenny's blood.
This is wrong.
Really wrong.
Stay out here.
If someone's still inside, I'll handle it.
R.I.P.
Kenny, man.
Golly, dude. He gone, chat. I'm gonna go get my stuff.
I'm gonna go get my stuff. I'm gonna go get my stuff.
I'm gonna go get my stuff. Thank God Lee dude. He gone chat. Oh, there's blood all over. What's up with the broken glass?
What the?
In here.
Jess! Jess, you in here? Lord have mercy. Was that yellow balloon there before? Oh my goodness, there's a body in there.
Is that Kenny? Oh my goodness. I'm not sure if that's Kenny.
I'm not sure if that's Kenny. I'm not sure if that's Kenny.
I'm not sure if that's Kenny. Oh my goodness, there's a body in there is that Kenny?
I don't know why I did that. It was just there and that gave me the option. I couldn't help myself. Hide? Do you see what's in his right hand?
What is this? Sometimes I wonder if he understands what he does but it doesn't matter. What matters is he does it so I'm gonna guess that's that Ed guy and that Eddie guy from the gas station writing that about Billy so Eddie has that big dude Billy do all this dirty work oh my goodness that's Kenny Kenny golly he dead for real. Kenny dead.
Kenny dead.
You gotta be kidding me. I could not go in there before. I wanna take a look upstairs real quick before I go in there. Make sure we don't find Jess.
Jess!
Why is she standing out front? Okay, we're good. See, I hated Travis Chat, but now we're cool.
Oh, baloney! see I hated Travis chat but now we're cool
is that a jar filled with eyeballs excuse me what Jess Jess Chad if somebody was gonna attack us for doing that they would have done it on the first one. There's probably a hidden achievement for popping all the balloons. Jess you still alive? All right, we got to go to that creepy hidden room chat GG I do feel better about I do feel I'm glad we got the gun
Are the balloons the number of deaths this dude thinks he's a philosopher bro is not the thinker hello Is that Zach?
Oh my... OH MY GOD!
What the f*** is Crazy Hillbilly's doing?
Oh my... WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! LORD! Ladders with the five. There's Jess but where's Zach?
Jess!
Oh is that so.
What is going on? Jessica it's me She's unconscious Look it's hot look I need to get you out of here
Talk to crystal. Okay, let's go back. Look here, chat. I know this is real bad, but I just want to say something. We don't see Zach's body.
I don't know.
Lord have mercy. Dude. There's someone in the house. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know need to hide. In the coffin! Bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go get a gun. Oh, I'm gonna go ahead and get the other one. I can leave now. Jess, I'm gonna come back for you, I promise. What are the odds that Crystal's dead? This dude is evil.
I'm gonna avenge you Kenny, don't worry. Is he in here?
Okay, maybe he's in here. I hear something Chad.
I hear something.
Turn around slowly.
No funny business.
Whoa.
Easy.
You've got a gun.
No just shoot him. We're gonna die, Travis!
Put that down. I'm with rural police. I found this house abandoned, so I came in to check it out.
Police?
Huh. This is a cut scene, I can't shoot him.
Wearing that in the middle of nowhere?
I saw movement around here. Thought it was vandals or maybe some animal. In the middle of nowhere! No... Maybe some animal.
Big Billy's gonna sneak up behind him and kill him!
Shut the f*** up!
Do you think I'm an idiot?
I-I saw what s-s-s-
Huh? I saw what's it who's gonna believe you I'm the only chance your family has
that was the loudest thing I've ever heard in my life but I knew it was coming knew it was coming R.I.P. Travis. Only person left is Crystal. Just Crystal. Wait, I heard gunshots. Maybe he lived.
This isn't happening. He said he'd come back. I heard gunshots. Maybe he's alive. I should have gone with him. No. Mom was right, Billy. There's no saving you. with him. No! There's still a girl out there. I saw her back at the gas station. That bitch could still be in the car. I'm gonna get her. I have plans for her.
It's all up to Crystal, Chad. I love the crystal chat. You see this game actually crazy they cook with this Everybody else is either dead or incapacitated It is just Crystal. W Crystal, she's actually brave enough to go in the house. She's actually big buddy bad thing is big buddies in here, but at least the main guy ain't in here We was talking so crazy about crystal I can't believe this and she's the last one to save the day
What are we going to do? We need to get that blinky! Wait it's locked? Oh We good So, both of the doors are locked. Is there like a way through a crawl space or something? Then the rest of them. Can I get in through this?
Oh, no.
I really thought I was doing something. Okay. Oh, the garage doors. No, this window's open. Yo, Crystal, grab that axe right now. Why are you giving me an option?
The roof?
Wait, that window was a- there was a ladder in the barn. You think I can go to the barn get that ladder and then They're giving me like they wouldn't just be like, are you sure you want to go through this window? Because there's got to be something better Wait, there was already a ladder What ladder?
Climb the tower? And then what, parachute off of it? Left side? I'm going to go to the back, I'm just going to see if you can go here. You can't go here, ban everybody that said you could. Crystal lock in, we gotta save our friends.
Wait.
Wait. No. Wait No Chat I guess we got to go in through that window Y'all just want to go in through the window We ain't got no flashlight. What is this room? It is! Where's my friends? Oh, I Somebody said what if that's Zack?
Buddy, Zack is the one that got hit by him.
Did he hear that?
Can I take this candle or something maybe? I need some light. I can't see the glass. Oh lord. Caboose with a 20, give the W. Caboose with a 20, give the appreciation to Caboose.
W Caboose with a 20.
Wait, Jess woke up.
What, Jess?
How do we get out of here? I've played enough granny games I'll figure this out.
I've already seen that and tried to grab it. Right now. I've played more than enough Fallout to know how to do this. This doesn't work like Fallout at all. Easy money.
Yes! Easy money! He's coming this way. I need to stay quiet.
He doesn't like being looked at. I'm gonna go get the key. I'm gonna go get the key. I'm gonna go get the key. I'm gonna go get the key. I'm gonna go get the key. GG. My time to shine! Wait! It don't work! Get! Don't step on the glass.
Do not step on the glass. Where you think Crystal went?
I got a feeling he's alive, Chat. No joke. Y'all think so yep thank you thank you do you think the way out. Do not step on this glass.
I hear him.
He's sleeping. He's literally sleeping.
He's asleep. I need to find a way out.
You know what's crazy? It sounds like he's asleep in the room that we're going to have to escape from.
I made a mistake! I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
I made a mistake! I really thought I was doing something. You know what's crazy though, Chad? I think we do have to go back upstairs. I think the way out is upstairs. Wouldn't y'all agree with that?
Stop He's up here sleeping he's asleep I need to Is there something over here?
Stop What is that that is found chat, what is that that I just found? Chat, what is that? Or to get out? Oh my goodness, it's giving Granny. We need three more. We've played enough Granny to know how to do this. Lock in, chat.
You sure I'm avoiding the glass? Did he go back?
Uh, chat, bad news. I don't hear him snoring.
That is horrible.
He ain't snoring chat nevermind I dodged it cuz I'm him there one here maybe no stop stop Stop stop chat. We only need one more now We only need one more chat It's gotta be downstairs right y'all think it's gotta be downstairs Going downstairs as long as we don't make a crazy noise and wake him up again. We're good I'm going downstairs. As long as we don't make a crazy noise and wake him up again, we're good.
It might be in here. Avoid the glass.
Yes.
Yes.
That's it I just wonder who's gonna be alive at the end. I really do
What happened to crystal we're still playing as Jess where's crystal crystal came back in to save us oh okay Oh, oh, okay.
Oh. Shh, shh, shh. It's me.
They killed everyone.
Travis, Zach, Ken.
How do you know Zach's dead?
Key.
No, are they really all dead no oh my oh my goodness do you see that thing in there Goodness, do you see that thing in there? Wait one zelda symbol
Is that zach I think everything is Zack
Art lies in decomposition
Fresh meat is just meat but meat that suffers is poetry
What wait one triangle three
Zach's dead for real I Hope this whole time that he was somehow gonna pop out at the end and save us One is this three three is this. So we can just guess the last one.
Right? No, three is, is that the front door key?
What is this?
Let's get out of here. Stay right behind me.
That's a bleakie.
That's a bleakie. Where's Travis at? Is Travis dead? So literally, Kenny's guaranteed dead, Zach's guaranteed dead. It's Jess and Crystal and the only unknown is Travis. I think we need to go into his room and shoot him, that's what I think.
Let's get out of here. Shooting disc!
Crystal, no! No! No! It's all the pictures of everybody! Did Crystal really just die? Is Jess actually the only one?
Oh my!
I'm so sorry, Crystal. the Jess is legitimately the only survivor. The only one.
It's nailed shut.
That dude's gonna be out here waiting for us. I'm calling it. I hear a truck running Whole friend group died in there. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Hmm?
I HAVE MERCY! Maybe I was supposed to go to the barn? Gone.
That is so scary hearing that chainsaw crank up. Could you imagine how scary that would be, chat?
I think I'm gonna run out into the barn. Can't go to the barn!
Get him away from me! I'm literally about to ban everybody typing shift if you think I'm not holding shift you are a simpleton. Do you actually think I am do you think that low of me that you think I am that dumb to not hold shift? I'm just gonna run straight there and not do no zigzag action. Somebody said run to the tractor. Low key that's what I would do, just run him over. Why'd he drop the chainsaw?
Oh you're sad because you let her get away, huh? Or no, is he dead?
Um...
Dessert.
It's him. It's him. Now we're playing as the killer. What are we doing with this?
What the?
Hear me out. There's blood in here. Maybe Travis got away.
No way!
No way! No way! Somebody said don't give me hope.
Intruders are welcome here.
If I see somebody I'm just not going to shoot him because we're playing as the serial killer I hear chains. Is that coming from the bathroom?
Huh? All of this. I was forced to this is bigger than you think She don't call him hat! She don't call him hat!
It is Ed Gein! That is Ed Gein! I told you! I told you it was! I called it!
From the beginning I called it! Absolute cinema! Cinema!
That's the actual inside of Ed Gein's house. That's the actual pictures of it. Ain't that crazy? I knew it was Ed Gein from the start, dude. Chat, what do I always say? 616? Don't never miss chat that good
Game with a dadgum year Rate that on a scale really good. No joke. You didn't get his crystal. That was good game of the dude Cinema chat is this up there with their best one It's gotta be. Nothing will ever beat poop killer flush or die but this is up there that was so good. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty.
Kitty. Kitty.
Kitty.
Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty. Kitty is dead. If Kitty was there she would have saved the day. Ain't that right chat? That was so good. I'm not gonna lie. Yo chat, W616 for real that was absolutely chat? That was so good. I'm not gonna lie. Yo chat, W616 for real that was absolutely fire. That was so good.
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