We Suck at This Basketball Game

Don't worry I got this I'm shocked as hell people wanted to see another video of this, but here we are I'm not shocked by we're demons on the court.Yeah, we need to be exercised man Remember how to lay up no I'm feeling good air ball right over the back.Okay, not good.This is gonna be bad.Never mind green Oh, all right, who's team am I on for the first game?Please?

Don't be yummy.Please don't be We would a dream team.What are you talking about?How do you steal again I don't know how to pass Yeah, right dude I'll be tossed up, spin move, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm goingYeah, I got that assist Thomas get some more stamina.

Oh Yeah, go all the way speedy lay out free free free just take your time what Thank you, sir.That's all right.

That's all right to give it to you.

I'm a male on me Let me settle for that mid -range right quick.

Okay.

All right.Good steel.

Good deals got stolen from a white man.How do you feel?We're not that good air ball Going again, baby, we're pulling this shit we pulling it like a hamstring How do I set a screen by good screen Bro, we're offensivejogging out right now, dude.Give me this shit.

I got a screen!

Yeah!Shoot it.

Shoot it.I believe in you.Step back.

Mid -move.Lay up!Check my hours.We might be the best.We might be the best.

We gotta figure it out, bro.He got nothing.He got nothing.

I'm hot right now.That's for real.Oh, man.Wait, top of the key?Oh, no.I got you.

I got you.I got you.Die for that!

Die for that, Thomas!

Nevermind, he went back.He went back.We're fine.Better watch out, young man.Better watch out, young man.I've been doing this for too many years, young man.

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god, they're alive!

Oh shit.

Get him, get him, get him, get him.Corner three.

He ain't gonna shoot it.He a bitch.

That's in there.That's in there.

Oh my god.Oh my god.

Who is this guy?

Run!Run!I gotta get my get back.I can't be embarrassed like that.That's an air ball.I don't even know what I'm doing and it's going in.

Uh -oh.Oh no, he did not just cook us like that.

That's out on us.That's out on us.

That's out on us.That's out on us.I'm going right into the net.Okay, sorry.I got a little too confident there.Is that what you call that?

No, that's...

They're cheating!Guys, can we point out how different this game is compared to when we first played?What the fuck?That was a crazy pass, dude.

Okay, nice.

All the way, all the way, Smitty, all the way.

Chase down.

Oh, shit.That's a white layup right there.That's a white layup.

Yo, dunk that shit.Yeah, right.He gonna miss it.

Oh, lord.Oh, lord.A little bit too much dip on the chair right there.Yeah Lock it lock it Five four three That was so close to It's actually crazy first Gabriel 14 points All right I'm coming back.They're so dumb Give it a fucking ball.I'm trying to press it everybody

taking matters into my Lord Jesus Okay, good good good we needed that break yeah, don't worry I got this Come back starts here.I got you, bro.I got you.Where you going?

I'm right here.Yeah.

Backboard.Oh, what?Good steal.Eyes passed out right through your stupid head.Oh, spin move.

Spin move.Step back.What you gonna do?

I got you.I got you.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.Look at him.

Look at him.Look at him.Look at him That's the white boy fundamentals.Somebody that's gone.

Oh no.

How did I pass it over there?

It does randomly just go really hard for some reason.Yeah.Oh, I got him.I got him.No, trap him.Fucking kill him.

Hit him with a hammer.Oh Lord Jesus.

Floater.

They haven't even missed yet.

Why you turn the wrong way, bro?Turn around.He's doing new strategies.Excuse me, what airball?I'm looking so far left and it just passes it right Got a lock we gotta lock it in bro.

We got bro.

These passes are unbelievable We ain't gonna win the game with that shit Where are they going?They're so worried about me No He gon' miss, he gon' miss.

We force a quick shot, we get that rebound.Nice, nice, smart.

Yeah, good, good, yo, beat his ass, beat his ass.

I'mma screen, you're gonna shoot it.

Oh, double screen, go!Pull that.

That's in there.

Oh, you've been contested.That was crazy.Yo, I was literally contesting you and everything.

Let it go out, let it go out, let it go out, let it go out.Yeah.

Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.I'm taking matters into my own hands, hold on.Go.Hold on.

I'm wide open though, just FYI.

That's in there, that's in there.Damn.

Well, a green team fell off, bro.What happened?You want to know what happened?It's because of fucking it's on the other side of the court.

Yummy, we're back.Punched it punched it out of there find out watch out bro.

Give me watch out.I'm breaking this you breaking this Oh facts.

Oh, yeah No, that's way too much power What just happened with the ball What?

I can't move.No one man should have all that power.

How does a ball get this way?That was so ugly.

I'm shooting from here.Yeah, shoot it.Airball, but I got it.

Now I'm actually confused.I'm stuck out of the - I'm on the net, I'm flying!I was on the goal.I'm about to float this shit in.See ya.What the hell?

He learned floater?

Block that.Airball.

I'm up, Yemi.When you get the ball, just pass it.All right, hold on.Yeah, let me wait for him to break.

Let me pass the ball when you get it.Yeah, just give me a second, bro.

I'm busy.

I'm busy.

Yeah, why didn't you have that?I don't know.I'm up here.I'm still up here.

Here we go.Here we go.Great pass.

That's what I'm talking about, baby.You gotta finish those.

You gotta finish those.What do you mean?Is it my lagging?What the fuck is happening?

Why is he staring at the announcers, bro?

What's he doing?

Great pass!Give it back.I'm ready.I got it see it's bugged you guys 24 second violationI gotta get I gotta get in good position It's all good.I got it just halftime.

No boys.Sorry.We don't need them.Good start.Good start.Good start.

Good start Yeah, great start.Great start.

Great start W. Tried to get it.I can't move Nice, you gotta finish one of these.Oh, thank god.Thank god.Thank god.That's the start.

That's the start.

We did.We needed that.Oh shit.Okay.

Nice.Nice.Nice.Nice.Spider -Man jump.Surely?

This is embarrassing.This is bad.This is so bad.

There's something wrong.

Nope.

Don't tell me you touched that.I think I touched it.I think I touched it.

Man.Man.

Get right back.

Yep.I like that.I like that.And then I just basically I dunk this.Check me out.Listen and learn.

Goddamn.

Hold on.Just let it happen.stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop Yeah, but why do you think we were letting you shoot it?That was our chance to go back?I actually don't know if this is our shot.Are we dead?

I don't know if this is cool or not.That was our goal, bro.

That was our goal.

We were too good at acting we didn't even know each other we're acting yeah, I don't know so he just teleported on my screen by the way Okay, I ran out with that that was on me that was on me I ain't gonna shoot that, I ain't gonna shoot that, I ain't gonna shoot that.Alright.Whoa, backcourt lowkey.LMAO.Oh my god, dude.

Dude.That's online.That's online.

Alright, we can get this back.We have 12 seconds.

Give me that.

10 seconds, 10 seconds, baby.Fuck that shit.

That's short.

Yeah, I was just messing around this whole game, to be honest, like.Same, bro.Lowkey, I was just kinda, I was just kinda messing around.Pull it, pull it, pull it.Oh, absolutely, baby.I was just messing around.

There's no way.Yeah, that one was, that was a joke.That one was a joke.Yeah, bro.Like, I was just messing around the whole time, like.

I mean, have you won a game yet?Yeah, I won.

Oh, okay.Oh, no, no, no, no.I see how it is, BuffGreg.I'm glad we're not on the same team.We won the first game, didn't we?I don't remember.

Oh, we tied the first game.Oh, yeah.Don't talk to me.

God.

Don't even talk to me. I'm so glad I'm on - Wait, not only did I score, we get the ball back.Wait, I love this game.Flota!I got that.

Lay up.I got - Yeah, yeah.Pointer.Yup.Punch him.Screen.

No, screen!

Illegal, illegal.I'm moving.

God, you grabbed it, dude!

Wait, what?It missed on my screen.It missed on my screen.I swear on my life.I'll watch it hit the backboard.I'll watch it hit the backboard.

Yeah, stall, stall.Yeah, we take the last shot.We have five seconds.We take the last shot.Take the last shot.Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it.

Okay, I didn't mean to do that.I swear on my life, I didn't mean to.I'm so sorry.

Wait, it's our ball.Wait, what?Go long, go long, go long.I can't move.They're gonna be pinned.I'm pinned.

This is our goal.

It's our ball, it's our ball.No, no, this is their goal.This is their goal.

No, I'm confused.I'm confused I was confused.

Here's what I'm gonna do off the wall Check the replay bro, you Know here now, I'm gonna drain this shit.Oh god.Hey, man, I gotta start Not even not even in front of me not even there Oh my god, yeah I got the screen.I got the screen.

He's gonna break that.He's breaking that.

What the hell is that?How do you get the ball back?

Who has the ball?He does.

What?This game is actually...Dude, the NBA knows what they want.The NBA knows what they want.The NBA has made the call already.It's too late.

Yummy, it's over for us.

I don't know what's going on with the ball.It's stuck to my fingers, bro.Oh!

Get it stuck more often.Don't know what to tell you.That was totally on me.That was totally on me.

Good layup.

Good layup.Good layup.

ready.

I'm ready.I'm ready.

I'm ready.I'm ready up lay up lay up pressure.

You say no pressure, but there's pressure What is happening I'm getting screened.

I'm getting screened.You got to get that rebound Smitty.Oh my god.

Oh my god I am What the hell did we just see bro everybody close your eyes for five seconds, okay, I hear running Don't worry about it.What the hell?What the fuck is this?Nothing about it.Oh, no.I got that.

I got that.Play dirty.Get that shit back.All right.Oh, best of yourself.Damn.

Yeah.

Oh, I was trying to save that.I practically took a seat.

I practically took a seat with the team, bruh.

Oh, no.That shit in there.

It's all right.You're still up by one.Don't complain.You're good.

On his head.

Oh, OK.Step back.Green.Wow.Wow.

Dream Team.Why y 'all ain't about it over there?

Is this our net?

I'm actually confused now.So Sobe, by the way, that's our goal.

Now this is our goal, I think, again.I'm gonna just let you shoot.I'm just gonna let you shoot.Let's see what happens.

Oh no.Oh, now we're all really confused, bro.Now it's y 'all's turn to figure it out.

Okay, uh, surely down this way, right?Uh, I think.All right.Let's try this.

Go ahead and shoot on it.Actually, I think this is your goal.Yeah, yeah, come down.

Nah, this game, nah, I don't like it no more.

Fuck got it right now.

You thought there's a pass.I just wanted you to have the ball back.I felt kind of back Blocking Let it go out.Let it go out.

Yeah.Nice.Good play.Good play.Good play.Good play.

Yeah Nice.Oh, that's a foul rip.

That's a foul rip Okay, okay Okay, we figured it out.It would help if they like made the colors different.It will be nice bounce pass Everybody go get the ball.Yo, you're not crouching.How do you crouch?What do you mean bro?

You never played a video game before?Get up there.Oh, look at that.see, I see.All right, all right, yeah.

Pass, pass!I'm open!Wait, we haven't been in defensive stance this whole time?Oh my God, wait, that's what that is?

That's crazy, bro.

You guys are stupid.

How are you supposed to go side to side if you use your finger to see?You gotta, what the hell?I'm shaking my butt.All right, go ahead, bro.I'm gonna drive the lane.

Okay, they're making a comeback.We gotta lock in real quick.

Man I am on the rim every time though.It's kind of crazy.They move watch this actual spin move Oh No, bro, I'm so tired of not singing these threes.I know it's on the money It just doesn't go in we actually got to get the lid off the basket flying.

We got to get the lid off the basket We gotta get the lid off the back.We gotta get the lid off the back.We gotta get the lid.Good shot.Good shot.Good shot.

Yeah!It goes in perfect for them.Watch this.Bank open.Bank open.What day it is?

It's Friday.It's Sunday!

Where'd the ball go?It's behind you.

It went all the way over.

Oh, nah.Now's the time.Oh, ball back.Good shit, Sobe.Fast break.Grab that.

Oh, no.

Three.It's over, bro.It's over.We lost this one.Yeah!

Dude, I can't hit a three to save my fucking life!

Sovi!Have we been teammates before?Oh shit.Oh my god.No, we haven't.This is the first time we've been teammates before.

How do you like bugging, bro?You can't just stand there.I'm turning up Sylvia.I'm turning up for this one.Yeah There's something wrong with the ball rim net something backboard it's not me all right all right all right he's fouling he's fouling i can't move i literally can't sprint he has like a magnet smitty is the defensive specialist you may not be able to score but he's gonna get that ball what'd you say all right you're right good job Could you guys tell me what you're doing differently so I can try it?

Nope.

We're not doing anything.Nice.Fucking laser beam.

Nice, good screen, good screen, good screen.He's got some crazy stance.He's looking at me.

Good screen.

What the fuck?Yeah, good fake, good fake.Did he not just double dribble?

Nice.Good practice shot.

I'm KD, 30 feet out.

Good steal, good steal.Yeah, man.

Go, go, go.

Yeah, man.Damn.Damn.Jimmer for day.I'm moving.

I'm moving.I'm moving.I gotta pull it.Oh, I got it.I gotta pull it Oh

Yeah, Greg, I'm going to my spot He was bit over in between my legs Oh God yeah, I've had enough bro.I'm singing a three on the next one.Yep green.Oh my god I don't even care bro.I'm singing a three.I'm singing a three.

It's in there's no fucking way, dude I can't wait till the dev releases patch notes.It says fix problem with certain players not being able to hit three -pointers Yep, I'm gonna try it right here again and see what happens.Okay.That was ass.

I'm not gonna lie that one was way off I think we just got no team cam bro.

I think it's not we're locking in right now That's the key I let go of that by the way, I swear on my life I let go that be happening to me too is some bullshit.All right.Okay.We're fine.We're fine.Tap in I got this shit shot.

Oh We read that Greg.That's some horse shit.He fouled me before I even had the ball What we need something here Sylvie.I know we do and that's it Ohfeel like everything went in slow motion, bro.Do your basketball?

This is the Final streetball me and Sovie again.Oh shit.

Let's roll, baby.

Your shoes are untied redemption time Yeah, I can't be doing this Oh my God, that would have been crazy though, Greg.Wait, what?Who the fuck is Jaw?What is Jaw tripping?Jaw stole the ball from me.Jaw, what are you doing?

Jaw is not balling, bro.Get this guy off my team.All right, well, we got to leave.Yeah, we got Jaw.

Jaw is tripping, bro.Trippy's just sitting in the lobby like, what y 'all talking about?That's all right, let's turn it wake up.

So be all good.It's all good.I'm here.I'm here I had to read read up my screen.Let's roll, baby.

What?What?What?

What?

Now we go turn over No, what just happened?I just got boosted in the air.Did you see that shit?It's the altitude bro Nice.Oh my God.Why not?

I'm here.Oh my God.Get that shit out of my head.That was a great shot here we go bills cash money bills all day long That guy killed all of our momentum bro, are you kidding me not mine though?Good thing people did not pay money for this man. I'll say that Oh I'm telling you something's wrong I'm taking it.I'm taking it.

He misses that he don't make it a lie.

We got a Two minutes easy put that in put that gold tinnitus.I actually blocked it.

I love cash.Ohwhoa whoa we're losing bro Lock in so we lock in and make that right now.You got it.Oh facts were bad.

Yes I don't even know what to say right now, bro.

This is just the worst thing ever Why are we playing on the court?

What happened to us?This is the most competitive session we've had, and it's just ass.It's just been good defense all around.That's really what the issue is.That's true.We actually locked in.

There it is.Nah, bruh.Nah, bruh.What?

No rims out like that way.No, there's no way.Yummy.I have to.

Yummy, yummy.Oh, he fouled, so he fouled, so he fouled, so he fouled.I can only see his shadow That's the Air Jordan logo air dumbass So I'm letting you know right now.I'm not getting on neither of us hit double digits.I'm not getting off row 8 -4 Are we dead ass?

Let's go back to the arena.Everybody stays still as a star.Let's have it a good Let's go.Let's handshake before the game.Nobody grab ball.Okay, that's fair.

That's fair.

All right Gentlemen gentlemen, okay.Okay.Good game guys.Okay.

Have a good game.Have a good game Watch this What the fuck

So it like tries to go even harder where you are shut up, I think it is I think man I'll take the hit that's green though.

Good night.

Oh my I don't know.I'm actually please stop yummy Do you know or no, I know that's ours Little gremlin with the ball No, sir How are you jumping that high shut your bitch ass up I'm blue.

I'm blue.

I'm blue blue and injured You know what to do This might be worse than the last game, dog.

No, it ain't.

No, it ain't.

Yeah, it ain't.

Nice.

Yeah.

Sigma.

Yeah, yo face.What's up?I don't know what to do with this, bro.

It's probably gonna yeah, there it goes Yeah Watch out watch it.Give me watch out.You're doing too much No, no, no, no Must have come off on the last shot We kicked it.Yo, pass it bro.Alright.What?

He's got a pass.The fans are leaving.The fans are leaving.We gotta bring him back.It's fucking insane.Look at the Carroco pass.

Oh my god.

That was fundamental.

That was important.

Holy shit.Kyrie?

Oh my god.

Step back!Trying to get that rebound.Let it go out.

Yeah, no problem.Here comes crazy ass bounce pass.

Oh, that was crazy.

Put that in put that in put that in put that in No way.Why am I picking?Why am I picking?What the fuck am I picking?I'm jumping jumping.

Oh, yep.He's gonna do that.

Took my eyes off you.Every time I'm not looking at you hit crazy shots.I'm gonna stop looking.

No, no, no.He's gonna shoot the three.I need one so bad.Care about nothing.

Let me get that.Let me get that.I'm waiting over here for it.I hear Greg.I hear Greg right here.I got you.

I got you.I got you.Just give me a second.I got away from the miss this.Hold on.Just give me.

Yeah, just hold on, bro.Just hold on, bro.Hold on, bro.I'm trying.Where did the ball go?

There's a lie that was a pass right here Greg right here Greg, you know what to do we embarrass this fool real quickYeah, well you get them all back you're welcome get a buzzer beater it'll make out of it I gotta I gotta make one three -pointer, bro.I'm sorry Sorry it's crazy i'm gonna sell that shit giving a negative review