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We Took Harper's Car Back From Natalie Reynolds!

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Oh my gosh, she actually has Harper's car.

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Why'd you take the car in the first place?

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Because she ditched me.Why?Because she's been threatening to sue me the last two months.So I'm going to figure out what's going on.And if you don't somehow figure out something where I can talk to her, because she's completely ignoring me, then I don't want to get back the car.Because then I have no way of driving around here.

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I don't want to Uber by myself.I don't know what's so hard to figure out about that.

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OK, they are actually crazy.Okay guys, so Natalie and her boyfriend Zach agreed to let me pick up Harper's car.Um, they said they want to talk for a minute.I don't know really exactly what they want to talk about, but they said they're cool to let me pick up Harper's car.Um, I'm gonna talk to Harper about it later, but they just randomly messaged me and said they're cool to meet up.So, uh, I'm here at the parking lot waiting for them.

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They said they should be here in like 10 minutes.So, I don't know.We'll see if she shows - Oh wait, wait, she's here.Oh my gosh, she's here.Wait.Okay, she's here.

1:03

Oh my gosh, she actually has Harper's car.This is crazy.Okay, this is crazy.This is crazy.I've never even met Natalie.I've never met her or her boyfriend either.

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I gotta act like I'm not filming though, so I'm gonna hold the camera up.Hey.

1:26

Hey.

1:26

Hey guys.So, can I get the car back now?

1:32

Well, okay, so I don't know if you know, but Harper left me here stranded twice.

1:40

Why did you take the car in the first place?

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Because she ditched me twice.

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And I feel like I had no form of transportation.

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I feel like the only, okay, I'm okay with giving the car back if I can like somehow meet up with her.

1:52

Wait, what do you mean she ditched you?

1:54

She's not answering my calls.

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Yeah, because we were supposed to collab.She's not answering me and it's like really bothering me.

1:59

But you took it from her house.So I'm coming here civilly.

2:01

I don't want to start a problem with you.I just want to talk to her.

2:03

I get that, but you took it straight from her house.She didn't ditch you.

2:06

Yes, but she left the keys in her car.So I just thought it would be fine.

2:09

How does that make it okay at all?What?

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Because she wasn't, how is it okay for her to leave me stranded?

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You were at her house.What are you talking about?

2:17

It doesn't matter.We were supposed to film.

2:19

Did she say she - I'm not giving the car back if you can't let me - No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait - No!

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This is my - No!

2:24

Hold on, wait, did she say she was gonna film with you?

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Yes!Multiple times.On her birthday and a month ago.And she ditched me twice.

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So - And then you flew down here and then she said no.

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Yes, because I wanna actually have a conversation because she's been threatening to sue me the last two months.So I'm gonna figure out what's going on.And if you don't let - somehow figure out to me where I can talk to her, cause she's completely ignoring me, then I don't wanna give back the car.Cause then I have no way of driving around here.Do you want me to call her?Yes!

3:18

Yeah, I should just give the car back and talk to Harper.

3:21

No, okay, if he agrees to let me talk to Harper.

3:25

Well, I can do what I can, but I mean, I can't agree that she'll talk to you, but...

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3:29

Well, at least, like, put me in the same room as her or something.Listen like I can have you like come on the pod, but if you come on the pod she's I'll come on the podcast, okay I'll come on the podcast right now I will literally give you the keys to this car because that's me be nice I will be nice enough to give you the keys to the car and you Take me to your house or wherever you do the podcast.I can't do it right now, but I don't got all dayI came all the way here.I'm not going to be sitting around waiting for Harper.

3:58

Okay.I can sit around all day.Listen, I can talk to her.

4:02

Yeah.

4:02

See if she's willing to talk to you.But if she says no, then I mean, there's nothing I can do, but I will at least do that.

4:08

Okay.So you'll let I be in the same room, right?

4:11

I will ask her if she's cool to talk to you and say, Hey, Natalie, like wants to apologize.And Natalie wants to like, blah, blah, blah, whatever.And if she's cool and wants to like do it, then Yeah, we can probably still sum up, but I mean, I can't.

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I'm not saying I can't promise she'll say yeah.I just don't want it to be a thing where I give you the keys and then you drive off with the keys and leave me here stranded in the parking lot.So I don't want it to be two for two to get ditched by you and Harper.That would be crazy.

4:35

No, I'm not going to ditch you, but I'm saying I will, yes, I will have a conversation with her and see if she will, if she should talk to y 'all, but that's, that's the best I can do.I mean, but if she says no, yeah, but if she says no, then there's nothing I can do.

4:47

Oh, but you'll make sure, just don't even tell her.

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I had to tell her, but...

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Just don't even tell her.No, I have to tell her.No, just don't.What are you talking about?Can you do me a favor?I'm doing you a favor by giving you back the car.

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You're giving us the car.It's her car.

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I technically did not have to meet up with you and give you back the car.

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Yes, you did because then her parents...

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I could have called the cops and said that you guys let me stay.

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What do you mean called the cops?Her parents are being nice because you messaged me and said you'd give the car back so that her parents are not talking to the police, but...That's the only reason I didn't tell you.

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No, I could get you guys arrested too, but that's what I'm saying.

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You left me here stranded.That's like insane.

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What are you...Okay, listen, just give me the car, I'll talk to Harper, and we'll scoot.

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That's it.Okay.

5:27

Okay, let's go.

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I better be going on the podcast, I'm talking to Harper.

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Why do you want to...Just...Okay.

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Here.Do you swear?

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Yes, I promise.Do not ditch me.

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Do not ditch me.

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This is not funny.I promise it is funny because you think you have the right to talk to her.But I promise you, I will ask her and that's all I can do.After that, I can't.

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I'm still coming.so...Is that your car?I'll get in my car.

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No, don't get in my car.Alright, just like Uber or something like that.Okay.Okay, they are actually crazy.I'm gonna talk to Harper and see...And tell Harper that Natalie wants to apologize to her, but I don't...

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I don't know what Harper's gonna say to that, to be honest.Or her parents, because she stole the car.But her parents agreed that it was fine.Or that it's fine if she gave the car back, which she did.So, I don't know.I guess I'll ask Harper.

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but that's the best thing to do.Also guys, I'm filming this.Hopefully we'll put this in a podcast episode.

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I don't know, but at least we have the evidence and we can do what we want with it for now.

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All right, well, we officially have the car back as you guys have seen.Harper's still not happy.

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Aren't you happy you have a car, though?

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Yeah, at least it's not - I'm happy I have my car back, but she left it filled to the brim with trash and Whataburger trash, and she left a Bloom energy drink in there, so I'm drinking it, but it was okay.You're drinking after her?

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6:51

What the?

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Well, I don't think it's like that big of a deal.Like, maybe she left a gift for me, but she stole money out of my car.I had like a hundred dollars - No, she did not.Yes, she did.I had a hundred dollars in my glove compartment.She literally stole it.

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Um, I mean, like, if you need - Well, at least she bought you the Bloom.I mean, that was kind.No, I'm kidding but like the bloom can I tell you all the story about the bloom before we get into this?So this morning I woke up Cash was like, be here at 1215.I was like, OK, so I woke up at like 11 and I doordash this for $15.

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No, you did not wear my life.What a doordash order.

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Why would you do that?

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Why?

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We have bloom energy drinks.She didn't have a car.No, we have some here.

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I know, but I still I guess I got a car.You got to do what you got to do.

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But I wanted it now, though.

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That's that's OK.That's OK.

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Wait.No, she does have a car.Well, now I know this morning.

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Would you?

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Oh, not 913.

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Wow.

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you're stupider than I thought Everybody thinks I'm a big liar because I have lost my money conception time of money conception time of money conception a lot of Value money cuz like I've been lying about all these charges.Yeah, well But I'm glad that I have my car back.I am.And I my also I look very pale, except for my face, because my whole makeup routine is brown and my body is extremely pale.

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So when I'm not tan, your makeup routine is brown.Oh, no, it's like darker than my natural skin tone.

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But I don't think so.It's tan and brown.But yeah, I'll be honest.

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Your truck is dirty.

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No, like you can't really talk.

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Yours is just full of sand and it stinks.No.Yeah.

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It's only saying cause I play volleyball, but that's it.Everything else is clean.

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Like there was only, there was a little bit of water burger trash, I will say, which was pretty big back.

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Um, that's about it.And I'm pretty sure the gas was on.

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Okay, well let's talk about, let's talk about the gas was extremely low too.And I'm so upset, but I'm glad that I got my car back and I'm glad that I don't have to put her in jail, but it's just like, let's talk about the elephant in the room though.

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Why?No, not cash.No, no.Why should we not?Or why should we?Wait, hold on.

9:09

Why do you have a Team Maui shirt?

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That was the elephant in the room, I thought.I wasn't trying to be rude and call him fat.I was just saying, oh, his shirt.Oh, his shirt.

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That seems understandable.I feel like it's appropriate.Yeah.I know.

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Yeah.I made Team Harper shirts because I wanted everyone to know where we stood.

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Yeah, and Kate went and, like, freaking made it legit and, like, what's that called?

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Ironed it.

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Ironed it on, like, patches.I just use Sharpie, which I think turned out better.

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Yeah, well, the funny thing is, that's not your handwriting.It's OK.It's not.

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Team Natalie.

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No, you can't.Yes, I can write.Also, why are you wearing, like, a jumpsuit?orange shirt?

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Because I thought we were going for the whole prison vibe for Natalie.Sound like free Natalie, you know what I mean?Oh, free Natalie?Well, I get that wait, what was the elephant in the room?

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Oh the elephant in the room was in the video Natalie's asking to you know, come on the podcast Yeah, and that's exactly why I am team Natalie on the first half of our tour We tried making hotels work and let's just say it didn't exactly go smoothly All the guys would cram into one hotel room just to play the switch and honestly, I didn't have a problem with it Yeah, until we get noise complaints, because apparently yelling at the game isn't hotel friendly.

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Personally, I just didn't like the cramped rooms, separate floors, and no real space to hang out.It was tough to relax between shows.

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After a few cities, we decided to switch things up and book homes through Airbnb instead.And honestly, it changed the game.

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Yes, suddenly the vibe of our tour was completely different.We had kitchens to cook, meals together, living rooms to chill, and even shared space for everyone to actually hang out comfortably.

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Even the little extras made a difference.Backyards for games, lounges for planning bits for the next show.It felt more like a home away from home.

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Yeah, being together in one space made downtime between shows way more fun, and it definitely made the live shows feel even better.

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We love going on tour no matter what, but booking it through Airbnb just made it all way better.

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Have y 'all ever had crisp apple before?Yeah.

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That's so good.It's your favorite?

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It's not my favorite.Oh.Well, if you can't tell, it's my favorite.

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Did you hear what we said?I think she did.You just ignore us.I think she completely missed it.You know, should I miss Natalie?What did you say?

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Come on.Natalie wants to come on the podcast.So that is why I'm wearing a team Natalie shirt.

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You're going to.

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You're so fake.

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What did you give her our address?No, I haven't given the address.

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Well, listen, hear me out.Natalie, when we were talking to her, when we get in the car back, she was like, hey, can I come on and apologize to Harper?Well, I didn't apologize to Harper.yeah i think she did um she was like i want to apologize essentially right so i was like okay that seems like a good idea So what do you think?

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No, sorry.The crisp apple went down the wrong way.Um, yeah.If she comes on the podcast, I'm not doing it.Like I'm not gonna, but no, I'm not going to be in the same room as somebody who stole my car.

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That's fair.That's fair.

11:55

That's a little weird cash.

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Why would you listen?She says there was a miscommunication.

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Yes, there was no communication.

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That's why I was trying to ask.She said, yeah, listen, you can think she's a little crazy, which she said she is.She was coming there to ask.And then she impulsively thought it'd be good for content, stole the car, realized this is a bad idea.

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All I know is when somebody wants to apologize, you should at least hear them out.You know what I'm saying?

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So you're letting her apologize on camera instead of like a real apology?Just the two of them?

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Oh, that's good.Is she using me?

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Yeah.

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She was wanting me to let her come on the pod.Well, yeah, no, she knows you obviously aren't gonna let her.

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No, if she comes on the podcast, it's a 99 % chance.She's not like, I'm not gonna say hi to her.

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I don't exactly trust her either.

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I don't want to see her in person.After I saw that video, I'm not seeing her in person.

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I wouldn't.But if someone wants to apologize, you need to hear them out.That's what my mom always told me.

12:56

She can send a letter in the mail if she wants to communicate that badly.Or she knows where you live.

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Yes.

13:06

Yeah, we chain her and make her wear an orange jumpsuit.

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She should already be chained up right now.

13:12

Wait, but would that satisfy you if we brought on the pod and she agrees to wear an orange jumpsuit with chains?

13:16

No, it won't satisfy me.

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No, that would really satisfy me.

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It would satisfy me if she went to jail right now.

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Hmm.So, yeah, but or we could do the whole humiliation thing with chains.

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I don't think that's humiliating to her.She likes it.wears ankle monitors in her videos.Yeah, in public.

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That's true.Like social anxiety fears her.Have you not seen the comments?

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That is true.

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They say like social anxiety fears her because she goes to like Walgreens and freaking dresses up like uh friggin the simpsons and all the people yeah those people cars that's a pretty social anxiety thing that most people wouldn't do yeah i can't even go through the mcdonald's drive -thru and say something weird without like my whole body shaking almost getting in a wreck really yeah kenzie does one time we were having her try to do a prank at a drive -thru and she's like i can't i just can't she drove off without food i feel so bad for them i have boogers on my nose oh you can fill them when you i say we take a boat Kinsey, what do you think?

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Should Natalie come on and - I can't do it, I can't do it, it drives off.

14:17

Should Natalie come on if she agrees, if she agrees beforehand that she's gonna apologize and she's sorry.

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Well, you can't make somebody sorry.No, because you can like fake that.Yeah.What?

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It's not sincere, obviously.But you gotta give her a chance.

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I say we bring her on for the views.

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No, I'm kidding.If you don't want.

14:39

Oh, yeah, there's Harper.We don't need her on it is kind of crazy I don't really want her at the house.

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I don't want her anywhere in my like I don't want her like we have her shading order like but imagine how many clicks that get Yeah, I was kidding for stealing your car But it's just like I don't want that Like I don't want that to be the main reason why she's coming in because I don't I don't want that Unfortunately, is there a world now Harper?

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were like any world at all where you and Natalie could you know no no befriend dab up like that's questionable considering her car was stolen i know i know i just feel like it's for like if cash were to steal someone's car everyone would be like oh it's cash i think it's just because everyone already kind of like has this feeling of hatred towards her which is kind of sadfor her, honestly.

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I woke up this morning and everybody's like, this is fake.It's not fake.

15:29

It wasn't really fake when you were ordering your $15 bloom, was it?

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Well, it was $9 .28.

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That's not very fake, is it?Yeah.

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Well, you gotta pay $9 to do that.Literally, this has been like halfway full since like 11 this morning because I'm so scared it's going to run out because I spent so much time on it.

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Hey, guys, comment down below if you guys think Natalie should come on.Comment down below.She don't got a comment team Natalie, but you can comment like have Natalie on or don't have Natalie on And whatever the top comment is it has much like that's what we're gonna do or or press charges against Natalie Yeah, I want you guys to all stand y 'all got these team Harper shirts on oh Put your money where y 'all's mouth is, huh?

16:12

Yes, you can be Team Harper and not wish somebody to go to jail for their silly, like, content.Silly content?I know, okay, that came out wrong.I know it was not right, but at the same time, oh, that's what I was saying.If Cash were to do it, we'd just be like, oh, it's just Cash, he'll bring the car back.Yeah, but we've never met Natalie.

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That's true.Yeah, that makes it way too far, I agree.But that's why you guys should at least stand firm.You should either be A, Team let her apologize, or B, send her to jail.It should be one of the two.You either want justice or you want forgiveness.

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Yes.But here's the thing.I think she just wants to apologize.So she feels better.

16:50

Huh?For her?

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Yeah.Like we should send her to jail.No, you don't have to send her to jail, but you don't have to give her the satisfaction of being like, Oh, it's okay.You don't have to give her that.You don't have to say it's okay.You still forgive her, but forgive and don't forget.

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Yeah, exactly.Forgive her.

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Forgive but don't forget.That's literally what I did with all my friends that have done me dirty.Forgive but don't forget?Yes.

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For instance, you might forgive her but you won't forget to not leave your car.

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17:20

Oh, no, don't share that whatever you're scraping we don't want to Know that one of our first podcast episodes ever.

17:31

Are you chewing on them?

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Yeah, don't choke.Oh You're gonna cut your tongue.

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That's what I like.

17:39

What?Why would she, what?

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What is it called?A tab?

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A cap?

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A bottle cap.

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It's a tab.

17:49

Harper, are you chewing on the bottle cap thing?

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No.

17:52

Wait, why'd y 'all just do that?

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No, no, we were reenacting it.Are y 'all sure we did that?

17:57

Yes, I remember it.On our first episode?Yes.

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Not our first, but one of our first.Somebody make an edit out of it.I'm going to find it.

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Hey, Kate, what's your opinion?Shouldn't we either want justice and send her to jail, which isn't really up to us anyways, that's up to Harper's parents, or Shouldn't we let her apologize?

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Uh, if she wants to apologize, sure.But I think we just send her to jail.Yeah.Team Harper.I mean, Ruthless.

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Yeah.

18:28

Oh, wow.Let me let me watch it so we can recreate it perfectly.OK.

18:33

No, we just know what we're doing right now.

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For sure.Chewing on the.Yeah.

18:39

Oh, you're going to cut your tongue.

18:43

That's what I like.

18:44

What?

18:44

What the heck?Harper are you chewing on that?

18:54

Yeah, don't choke.You're gonna cut your tongue.

18:56

That's what I like We can talk about it more off -camera if you guys want but I am kind of for some sort of arrangement Yeah, really?

19:11

Maybe not her coming here.I have another shirt.

19:13

Maybe it's a video callneed to take that shirt off.You're a faker.No, maybe like a video call.

19:17

Take your shirt off.Fake!Fake!You don't deserve to hear that.I think you should have a mature conversation.And then you never have to speak to her ever again.

19:28

Yeah, there's a lot of opinions going around.

19:30

It should be live streamed.

19:31

You don't deserve that.

19:32

It is a lot of opinions.At the end of the day, it's up to Harper.So whatever you decide, I'm going to back you right now.She's not coming on.

19:42

OK.Cash is just here.

19:44

So it would be it would be a good like clip.So possibly, but it's like if she, if she shows up, it'd be your chance to say your piece.No, if she shows up and I'm, uh, if the top comment says she shows up, I'm canceling her.

19:56

If the top comment says canceling her.

19:58

Yes.

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Mom is getting tired and it's not going to be out here forever.If the top comment section on this, and then I'll that I don't need liposuction.It's pure muscle.

20:07

Yeah.There's already skin.There's a muscle up here, but there's skin down there.

20:10

No, that's muscle.

20:12

That's so crazy.

20:13

Hey, my hands aren't going to be here forever.

20:14

I don't want to shake your hand.

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I wouldn't need it.It's kind of sweaty right now, but Yeah, you're done fine fist bump.

20:20

No, if not, it's not coming Wait, what what is it if the top comment says Natalie should come on?

20:24

Yes, but I probably will freak out Gay um, and I want all y 'all to stand by that I stand by but I do think it should be like maybe a video call or something I don't know if she should come on the pod.

20:40

Yeah, I think if natalie, but you'll at least have a conversation with her.Yeah Yeah, I think if natalie comes on you should be required to do skull crushers the whole time to work on your flab.Yeah.

20:54

Point really fast.I'm just going to point really fast because my, I shake too.And also don't mind myself.Dan, I know.

21:01

Good point.

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No, no, no.You can't, you can't flex this point.No, you're, you're, you know,

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It's not a point.I'd be like, you there.

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On a real note, does anybody not have that?no why is that a thing girls are insecure about i've never once thought about this we all have it like mine shakes too but cash there's like a lot right there that's because i got a lot of muscle yeah it's an absurd amount oh mine shakes too it's fine i i think guys have more because when they're like when your muscles are relaxed they still shake so i think guys that's why i told her the other day i said like look at this right That's messed up.Ew, that is unnatural looking.

21:46

That looks like a water bed.

21:47

Ew, that's unnatural.That is literally a water bed.

21:50

That does kind of look like a water bed.I've always wanted a water bed.We should get one on here.

21:56

I feel like Kate's nails at night.I don't think our floor can support that.Kate told me the scariest thing the other day.I need you to confirm if this is true Okay, she said sometimes that she itches her ear at night, and she actually sticks her finger in her ear and stabs herself Yeah, and she starts bleeding so you have to like hold her arms down.

22:13

Yes, and then we get and then she won't She won't quit either so like you're here right here.I'm like no no no and she and then she starts hitting me back trying to do she's like I Itches too bad, I can't!Are you asleep while this is happening?Stop it!

22:27

Yeah, I sleep through the whole thing.

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Yeah, and then she fights herself.No, even when you're awake, you fight me.And you're like, I take it back, I need to itch it!Don't stop me!

22:35

I had a friend, um, we were probably like 16 and she would have really bad night terrors and her mom would find her the next morning with like scrapes and like bruises on her head and they finally put cameras in her room and she was waking up and like scratching her face and she like hit her head on on the headboard and so they they had to like chain her down to sleep at night.Oh my gosh.

22:57

Yeah.That is not what I thought their story was gonna end.

22:59

Kate's just handcuffed.

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She's like my ear.

23:01

Why did you say that so casually?She was like yeah it was bad so then they

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chained her down to sleep at night anyways I had a friend also I used to spend the night at her house and her little brother had night terrors but he was like five but he would go they had to end up putting one of those what are they called, like baby gates at his doorway?Because he would walk around at night, but he would go up to the baby gate and he would just sit there and he would just scream.But one night I was staying the night at her house and we made like a mattress on the floor in her room and her bedroom door was open.So my face is like in the bedroom door and across the hall is his.And this was the first time I stayed at their house and I didn't realize what was happening and she didn't tell me.And I just woke up and he's sitting there like.

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Oh, like screaming at the top.

23:48

Oh, my God.I was like, Oh, what did you do?

23:49

What did you do?I was just like, Hey, hey, there is something going on.

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He was dreaming of Natalie.Yeah, I'd probably do that if I was dreaming Natalie.No.One of my friends or one of my sister's friends, her brother woke up and he was foaming of the mouth.

24:04

Oh, no.

24:05

Oh, that's kind of a rabies.

24:08

Does that mean you're like dying?

24:09

Yes.He almost showed he was.Like, I felt so bad.Wait, that's sad.I thought you were kidding.And then the next day, his toe got ran over.

24:16

What a rough day.Sorry, that's not funny.His toe got ran over.

24:20

I'll let you run over my toe.

24:22

Actually?

24:23

Yeah.Matt's been saying that.

24:24

He always says it and then I'm like alright let me run over and he's like no I'll let y 'all pepper spray me because the pain is temporary I feel like Alex right now Okay let me shoot you in the leg the pain is temporary Yeah the pain is temporary BANG But that would like actually kill me It's about probably 3 -4 months of pain No yeah but I'm saying getting pepper sprayed isn't like pain It's pain for like 30 minutes No I think it's like an hour like even when you go shower like it just seeps into your face Yeah but after an hour it's for sure gone I don't know But I'll do it When you turn 18 I'll pepper spray you Wait can I pepper spray you?

24:55

Mmm when I turn 35

24:58

You're just gonna walk out just like that yeah You're gonna be 35 like in around 10 years.I'm gonna be I'll be 33 I'm gonna be like 20 28 28 no in 10 years.

25:16

You're not gonna be 23.You'll be 27 in 10 years You'll be 27 and I'll be 33.We'll be like Actually, the older you get - Oh my gosh.

25:25

Do y 'all think the podcast makes it 10 years?Yeah.It's already at three.We only need - Seven years.

25:30

Seven more.

25:31

We're on episode close to like episode 300.Yeah.This might be episode 300.We're really close.

25:36

Think about that.We're almost a third of the way there.You know what's crazy too?

25:39

Yeah.We're over a quarter of the way there.

25:41

The older we all get too, think about this.People won't even know who's older and who's younger.I think by the time we're 30.

25:48

I mean, the Uber driver thought you were, I was older than you.

25:51

They did.Yeah.Yeah.That's what I'm saying.But imagine.

25:53

What?

25:53

Yeah.We were like, who's older?And they were like, probably her.Where is this?An Uber driver?I don't know where he is now.

26:00

Where were you when this happened?

26:02

Were we on tour?

26:04

On the podcast.

26:05

Oh, oh, yes.Yes.Yes.Yes.We asked him on the pod and they were sitting right there and we're like, who do y 'all think is older?And he was like, definitely the girl.

26:12

Isn't that weird?It's probably his voice.Yes.He was also wearing that weird beanie thing that he always wears.

26:19

But it's not a weird thing when we all are like, when I'm like 35, I'm 27.No, you're not.

26:26

Or when I'm 27 and you're 35.

26:29

That's physically impossible.How old are you?

26:32

I'm 17.

26:38

So when you're 30, I'll be 36, yeah, and Kate will be held 33 34 34 what they'll be like 38 that doesn't seem that bad Like it's like it seems like that's what I'm saying the older everybody gets for like this Y 'all are like the same age.

26:53

I feel really old by like

27:00

It's because she's in high school.It's a different stage of life.It's so weird.I feel like y 'all are all like my parents.

27:07

Once you graduate, you'll be like, dang.Everyone becomes the same.Yeah, you graduate like everyone all the way from like 18 to like close friends with pape and chase and they were 10 years older than 10 years older.

27:19

Like we're just friends, right?

27:20

They would go to Florida together just for fun.Yep.

27:22

That's so him and chase.And yeah, they're still 10 years older than us.And we not pay and me him and chase.

27:28

Yeah, just me and chase.We were like 10 year age gap and even still we're like best friends.

27:33

And like five years y 'all are gonna like settle down on your land, have kids.

27:38

I don't in five years.You could set it on have kids before us.

27:42

Heck.

27:42

No, you could never know in five years You'll be what 22 20 you could get married and have kids in like two years Wow, why can't now a year from now Harper is when Kate got married no less than a year that's crazy because when's your birthday march march 20th yeah so like in like nine months from now 10 months from now you're you're basically married that's crazy you're like you're gonna need to start worrying about retirements yeah you're basically married you're almost the age i was when we started the podcast Whoa.

28:16

Yeah.

28:17

Whoa.

28:18

That is so weird.That's so weird.It's like Henry.Whoa, that is crazy.Henry Danger when we went like, you know, when we all like, they all get old and then everybody hates them because they're old and they're not cute anymore.Oh, what the?

28:31

Um, well, no, no, no.I thought Henry Danger was hotter when he was younger.Henry Danger is my crush.I have such a big crush on Henry Danger.He's so hot.Should we get him on the podcast for you?

28:40

Yes.He hasn't been active in two, Yeah, two years now.

28:45

Really?

28:45

So where you at, Henry?All right.

28:52

No, she's not coming.Top comment.

28:54

We want Natalie on it.

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All the top comments are going to be with me.They're going to be like, no.No, they're going to be with me.Team Hoppa.Team Hoppa.

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