We Went to Italy! (Part 1)

Okay guys, I'm on millions, which is sick.And I have to leave for Italy in like 24 hours.Can I not sleep for like three hours last night?packing to go to Italy.Kate's been there for like a week.She's been hiking with her mom, actually like 10 days, just straight hiking.

I don't know how she does it.I tap out after an hour.She's seriously been hiking for like 10 days straight.I'm about to meet her there because her birthday is on the 25th.So we're going to have a good time in Italy.So I'm packing right now.

Dad came over because he's been in Italy before.So he's teaching me everything, how much you can get pickpocketed, all about the trains and the money and whatnot.I listened.Don't worry.I actually did, I actually did.Poor dad's having to go up the stairs right now, he's gonna scoot up there.

This is how it's done.Oh, because you thought you were better at pickleball.Yeah, I know.We're gonna finish that match one day.One day.So I've done a good job packing, dad, check it out.

Now we gotta get it in the backpack.This is gonna be my backpack.This is what dad took to Italy back in the day, right?We did six months in Europe, so I put some of the countries that we went to, these patches, obviously not Brazil, but Ireland, Greece, Switzerland.I'm feeling a lot better.Kate texted me.

Take a ginger shot, drink some vital C, get some sleep.What do you know?I feel way better.Dad's teaching me, teaching me this backpack.You got to tighten it a certain way.It's like a transformer in here.

It kind of is.Okay.You show me how to tie the sneaker head way, man.

All of dad's comments.

All of them.All of them are, can you show me the sneaker head way?You show me the backpack way, man.Or like the backpack head way.Did they tie your cast a sneaker head way?No way people comment that.

Yeah.You wouldn't believe how much shit's in here, but this is like a magical transforming backpack.Okay, so show I need you're gonna stop filming so you'll pay attention Dad's worried.He thinks that I'm gonna not know what to do on this trip.It's gonna be a great video.It's easy Gonna miss Kyle man.

What gonna miss you, man. I miss you, too What are you gonna do without me actually get work done and not be distracted?

Yeah, pretty muchIt's two weeks of straight grind.I'm kinda excited for this.

No more Lego Star Wars till 3 a .m.?Yeah.Dad's really stressing, Kyle.I am.

I can't tell if he fully listens to me on everything I showed him, and if he didn't, he's in big trouble.Yeah, he did.That's the only - Are you filming?Nope, it's just a PS4.

Why is that thing always on?

Gotta put food on the table, Mom.This is how I express myself, this is my art form.You know what I actually love filming is because if I'm ever overthinking or I'm having a bad day, if I turn on the camera, nothing but just amazingness.It's truly what I love.That's why I'm filming, Mom.Mom banned Kyle and sent him to his room.

This is my house, you can't tell me.Mom, just let him come in here.

No, we need that.He's too distracting.Kyle, you're gonna stay in here, right?

Yes.

Thank you very much.This is your kid's.No, it's Vanna.

And look how good he was, he marched right in there.Even though their blood it's kind of fucked up to make those jokes Sorry, it's fricked up I'm focused guys I'm focused.What more do I need to do?

Well, he has to shower still, Gary.

Yeah, I do need to shower.

And he wants to work out.

I'm sorry, that's not funny.

That's not funny.

Click, Mom.No, no, no.You can do push -ups right here.That's it.

That's all you get.We're ready, guys.My handy -dandy fanny pack that Mom's swearing I need to wear.

I feel a little nerdy.

Safety Sam.Mom's saying we should get to the airport three hours early.Next time I see you, I'll be speaking Italy -nese.

That's funny.I can't, I'm not a good cameraman because I talk too much and I laugh too much.

It's okay they probably liked it.They were commenting I like your mom's commentary in the pickleball section.

Because you know why I was predicting what was gonna happen.I feel like dad's gonna get hurt.

Bye guys love you.Alright first stop protein shakes.I'm not kidding.Hey, I'm not gonna be blamed if you lose it.It's on the way, it's on the way, it's on the way.You can't let me lose all my muscle, man, on this trip.

This is Kate's big plot.Send me to Italy, no gym, no protein shakes, and then I'll lose my weight.Yeah, dude.You're about to, it's about to be tough for you.Mom says I'm out of my mind if I stop for protein shakes, but I really think we got this.Whatever time mom tells you to get to the airport, just do it an hour after whatever time she says and you'll be fine.

We are in Italy, guys.I'm running off.No sleep.Awesome time on the plane.I sat by two people that recognized me.It was so funny because they, he was sitting next to me and then he goes, yo, look at my profile picture.

And his profile picture on find my friends is a picture of me naked.Not actually like I'm like tiptoeing and my leg is like covering my wiener, but like it's me like tiptoeing naked.And he's like had that for years.And then he just looks to his right and I'm sitting by him.So it was like, It's trippy for him and then I was like, it's trippy for me, it's trippy for everyone.It's hilarious.

I honestly forgot that picture even existed.I honestly just slept the whole ride here.I'm about to knock out and then Katie's coming.She's on her train right now to meet me.

The next day.

Happy birthday Katie.

Beyonce carrying all my bags.

Oh, I didn't take more to flex me carrying the bag.I turned on the camera so we could start filming everything on our trip.

Well, I just got back from my backpacking, hiking trip in France, Italy, and Switzerland.To my surprise, I came back.

Yeah, she's overseas.

And then I got to be greeted with my bag.awesome, lovely boyfriend.

Check out the streets of Italy.

Milan.

It's this big bag of Bad Batch characters, and it can be random.Tiny bag, and it can be random.You can get any character, and she got Hunta.

We have a group chat with our travel agent and she's been spamming and I feel so bad because I didn't download We're both not the best.

We're both not the best with texting so we feel bad I figured for this trip Maybe we should get a travel agent since we're both the worst planners ever and we'd save more money getting a travel agent than coming here and not knowing what we're doing so we kind of cheated this trip, but it's my first real time out of the country besides Hong Kong.

She's so sweet.

Her name's Lauren.Shout out to Lauren.

And you know what's crazy is she doesn't have to I guess she does kind of have to.

Yeah, I mean this is literally her job.

Yeah, but like I'm probably like worst client she's ever had.

No, that's not true.

The only thing you said is great in the past.Like, I mean.

At least I answered.Look at all of this.No, no, no, that's not true.I'm texting her one -on -one.

Are you?

A ton, yeah.

Oh, okay.

So, Kate can make fun of me all she wants.

Kidnappers can't kidnap it.Pickpocketers.Kidnappers.

Oh, sorry, Kate.Oh, what do you need?Do you need my passport?Sure, yeah.Oh.

What are those called, man?

Euros, baby.Slay.

You know what I've noticed when I watch your videos?What?Anytime I'm filming, it's always like a low angle of you because I'm so much shorter than you.

I think that's kind of sexy.

I love you from this angle.

I'm farting so good back here.Oh, shit.

This is called Milano Central.It's our train station.It looks like Hogwarts.It does.Actually, no, it doesn't at all.Yeah, it does.

Look at the horses up there.They would come alive and come down, and Harry would ride them on his chessboard.It's hot as balls, man. I'm holding, um.

No, guys.

I swear it's CGI.

She's not holding her own bag.And we're on the train.time.

We're like 30 minutes early We're looking for our platform platform 9 and 3 quarters.

I actually went there once.It's not real Yes, it is platform 9 and 3 quarters is real Yes, they have it at whatever station in England and like they have like a thing that says oh, that's awesome Even with a travel agent.

We got on the wrong train.And now we're stranded nowhere near where we should be.We're on the next train ride.Now we're gonna be there about four hours later than when we were supposed to.It's hot as hell.No AC on this bus.

It's okay though.

Did you say bus?

Train.Feels like a bus.

This happened on my birthday last year too.We were hot as...In the back of an Uber, I was hungover.It was the worst.

We're always traveling on your birthday.

This is much better.

Honestly, this is much better.It could be worse.It could be way worse.We made it into the car.Nate really has to pee.She's man -spreading.

Nate just called my handy -dandy fanny pack a purse.It's a satchel.Indiana Jones has one.So do electric guitarists.Okay, we pulled over to pee.People drive crazy here.

You'll get run over.Later that same evening.Okay, guys, we got to our room.Got a little beautiful balcony.

Like, really?

Happy birthday, Nady.

Thank you, baby.

Look, we can take poos next to each other.

No.

That's a sink.No, it's not?Oh, I thought that was the toilet and that was the sink.

You're such a jokey big dick.

Oh, no, deadass.I thought it was.

It's a bidet.

To wash after?

Yes.

Oh, so you poo in it and then you sit in that and wash your butt?

Honestly, I'm not sure.

What is this?I wonder what happens if I pull this.Put on the thing it kind of it's kind of giving like Padme vibes I think that's amazing like not doing it how I kind of want it to be I think it looks awesome kind of feeling like daddy now that I know I can rock jean shorts a lot of feels so goodThank you.A lot of new outfits have been unlocked.

Check out how cool this is.

Old -fashioned.Actual keys to the hotel.Wait.We lock it up like voila.Well, this was supposed to...Oh.

Yep, there you go.Pull it out.

Two pounds of steak, guys.Two freaking pounds.We are about to see Lila.She's in Italy.She's studying abroad.We're meeting up with her.

We figured the surprise we can't do, because it's kind of mean.I feel like she's in Italy the whole time and thinks we're not going to see her.So we told her, Kate looks beautiful as ever.

Thank you.Hey guys, come look at our view.This is for all the ladies that actually care about the view.I mean, Galen's literally not even looking.He's on his phone behind the camera, not even looking at the view.

Baby, I'll say it once and I'll say it again.Who cares about the damn view?And the best view in the house is right in front of me.This is so Spider -Man.I just wanna swing out here and swing on it.

Yeah.

Didn't Spider -Man go to Italy in the shitty one?Lala done went full Italian.LARPing.How long have you been out here, Lala?

A month and a week.

Damn, girl.

Do you feel Italian?Do you remember America?Do you know Italian?Low -key?No way.Low -key, no.

Everybody kind of speaks English here, so I just say English and I'm like, oh, grazie.Like, thank you.Like, I just finished my English class.

Trust me, I know about grazie.

Buongiorno.Yeah, or chow Wait, so let me get this straight.

We sent you all the way out here to learn overseas and all you can tell me is chow Mom you wasting your money, man Name one thing you've learned.Oh our fucking taxi driver was literally driving.

Oh my god mine went 127 today

It's not safe and none of us wearing seatbelts why they were broken I'm so sick and tired that I always yell about kid about that.I don't know who raised Where your seatbelt?

Also, let me know why they only has like three shirts and he needs to go shopping How's he supposed to fit anything in this bag?

These are my backup underwear for when I run out of my nice one jokes on you.I love sushi guys I didn't pack shit.I totally didn't pack any shorts.I didn't pack any shorts besides these.

You know we're in like a heat wave right now, right?Like the hottest it's ever been.Do that shirt.That's like, colorful.Perfect.Put that on.

I can't.That's not good enough!

You're rolling if you know this one.

Yeah, it's Will Turner.That's not good enough!Wait, wait!

You're so good!

Oh my gosh, Bailey, I'm gonna freak out if you don't put those on right now.

It's so weird!That's weird, usually you're asking me to take them off.Stop!

The owner of this establishment is right on the other side of that wall.

You know how Americans are known for being loud?

He actually has been wearing this, like no one's wearing this.You're actually walking around with that?It's so nice though.

Don't come crying to me when everyone's like, who's gonna pay for dinner?And I'm like, wait, hold on.Alright, let's go.

You're actually wearing that?You're lucky you're handsome.No, you're not.

What, you're embarrassed to be with your brother?

It matches his shoes, he looks great.

You're embarrassed to be with someone cool?

Wait, I actually like proofed he's been walking around with that.I don't believe you guys.

Alright guys, we're meeting all of Lila's friends.It's lit.Just wanted to point out, in Italy, They have these bottles and the tops don't come off.

This is like all of Europe.

Which is perfect.Oh.In Europe.So it makes it really easy to drink and I never will choke on it.How nice is that?Guys, this store is dead on.

named fuck.

Yeah, that was like one of the first things I noticed.

Alright, Italy's fine.I went, uh, Dior on the undies.Uh, Christian Louboutin right here.

Christian Louboutin?Beautiful.

Coconut ice cream is my favorite ice cream ever.No place ever has it.And oatmeal raisin above chocolate chip cookies.I know I'm weird.Coconut and oatmeal raisin.I'm 80 years old, but they have coconut here.

I'm so different from other girls.

Baby, I'm so different than other guys.You probably think I'm weird, though.I'm just a golden retriever, though.So check it out.Oh, everyone makes fun of the satchel.

So someone's got to pay for the gelato.

What do you know?Simple as that.You've got to dig around in your pockets where he could steal it, for instance.I know you wouldn't.I wouldn't.He wouldn't, but it all works out because it's zipped up in the satchel.

Are you Bailey Levine?Yes, sir.How you doing?Nice to meet you.Nice to meet you too.What's your name?

Wow, guys.

Kids recognize him to Italy.

By an American kid.

Gosh, I wish Kyle was here.

Italy has the best lemonade ever.

It's like lemon soda.That's where my uncle used to live back in this alley.You do not want to go back there, man.This is where Lila's been living for the past month.Crazy.Lila says this is a gelato shop with all real ice cream.

I guess they take it straight from the cow.Now what I want to know, who was the first man to figure out where milk came from?Is the same moon that we look at in Italy the same moon in the U .

S.?There's only one moon, Malin.

So it's the same size here as it is in the U .S., how is that possible?Isn't that nuts to y 'all?That we all look at the same moon.No matter where you are, no matter who you are, no matter what color skin you have, no matter what gender, we all look at the same moon.

He's literally he took hug audio farms like all the time no matter who you are no matter what you've been through no matter What culture you come from?

Underneath we all have the same skin the same blood same bones same moon and the same Sun of the same stars when you look up

I'm right here guys