Weekend Update: Helium Shortages, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Home Renovations | SNL UK

We all know the supply of oil has been affected by this war, but the Strait of Hormuz is also the primary route for a third of the world's helium. A spokesperson for the helium industry said...

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We've run out of helium.

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Renovations to Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's new home, Marsh Farm, have been taking place over the last month, including the installation of Sky TV. So, if you're watching, Andrew, hello! You're not going to like this next bit. Also, I'm older than I look.

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Andrew's new residence, Marsh Farm, is of course named after the nearby marsh where his body will be found.

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It was reported this week that the police investigation into Andrew is set to widen. The big question now is, if Andrew is charged, found guilty and put in prison, will he be able to keep his mouth shut? I hope not, said his cellmate's penis.

We're now three weeks into the Iran war, which started with the death of one Ayatollah Khomeini and the appointment of another Ayatollah Khomeini. and the appointment of another Ayatollah Khomeini. Khomeini, two but one's dead now.