Welcome to the Game 3: Markiplier's Redemption

tell you a story.A story about a man, an angry man, who played a game.And in this game, some things happened, allegedly, by a developer.And in this man, not naming names, who got angry, might have rage quit at some point.But that doesn't mean that they're a weak person, it just means that they were frustrated.They were, you know, trying their best and things sometimes just don't go the right way sometimes.

There is a video, probably recommended to this one in the same recommendations.There is a, some of you were saying like, you know, after I did the Five Nights at Freddy's stream, a lot of you were like, oh, I'm so glad this is, this is Mark's worst controversy.There's a video on this one.I was made like three years ago.That's called Markiplier.Welcome to the game and the ethics of developer developer trolling 1 .7 million views and it's it's such a fascinating Twinkie dink.

We are here after my very clear and apparent redemption in Five Nights at Freddy's 2.Oh, yeah, that's great.Oh my god.I have to tell you something about that.That's so funny.I I have no evidence of what I'm gonna tell you about later, but you have to believe me.

Just trust me, you have to believe me.Um, but there was a game called Welcome to the Game 2 that I never beat.And I think I've been officially banned from ever playing it ever again.Um, but, uh, Welcome to the Game 3 came out literally yesterday!And if this isn't destiny, I don't know what is.

Right?so we're not gonna Turn up our nose to destiny.We are going to look destiny in the eye and we're gonna say hey, thanks for welcoming.Welcome.

Oh Destiny come on So I'm gonna play this one and I have no idea I have no idea where it's gonna take us I have no idea how it's going to be I have no idea what is the difference in the gameplay for it.I don't know who Tanner is. I don't know what their crime scene is.

But, uh, oh, when the FNAF video coming out.

Uh, so I, I practiced a strategy down and I've gotten to the point where I'm pretty close.Um, I'm just going to make a video.Probably.I, I had to, uh, all right.Bad news guys.Bad news.

Actually bad news.Listen, cut the music.You actually need to say goodbye to this office.I've been in this office to record.probably longer than any office since I started YouTube.I think the longest sequentially I've been in a single location.

We will be saying goodbye to this office.And so most of today I was working on getting my new recording room set up.

And honestly couldn't have come sooner.god i can't tell you how annoying it is it looks pretty sizable here this is by far by far the smallest recording room i've ever had in my i can't i can't go one arm's length without hitting something i can't gesticulateI try to do vr here the pathetic little vr games that i've done in here with the tiny recording box I have honestly good riddance and good night.

Anyway.No, actually i'll be sad.Just kidding.I'm, just kidding I'm trying to i'm just being angry through my feelings Which is what I do a lot.Um, but I will have cut to hotel bathroom, honestly Hotel Bathroom was pretty good, I'm not gonna lie.Hotel Bathroom era, Markiplier was probably my favorite era.

That was a good, that was a good era.You know, no one will ever believe me that it was the only logical decision.Only logical decision, but it really was.So, I was practicing Five Nights at Freddy's 2, and I wasn't recording, because I was just testing out, I was doing the individual animatronics, just getting a feel for them.And I know that there are probably plenty of tried -and -true strategies nowadays, but what I'm doing is if I need to redeem myself, I need to hearken back to an era that coincides with what it was like back then, before all the strategies and the yada yadas and whatever.But whatever, I'm practicing through some things, and I see Shadow Bonnie.

I was not recording.I was, it was literally, I just got done with a Starbomb shoot.

I had gotten back, that's my hair's all suave.I mean, I just, you know, it's still this way from yesterday.But I, I, I got back and I was like, okay, let me just probably, I've been thinking about it since I was over there.Let me just try one more time.I'll just try Balloon Boy all the way at 20, and that was the only one.

I fucking saw Shadow Bonnie.And it didn't even register.It didn't even register for a second.I was just like, oh, he's bigger than I thought.And I flipped up the screen and I went, oh, wait!down He was gone, and I have no evidence of it.

I have no evidence I looked up to see if I had like a flashback recording I looked up to see if like I had like Elgato up or something like that.I have no evidence of it I have nothing I have nothing of it other than a story, but you know what hey Why would I lie about this, but it was real he was so much taller than I thought he would be.It was super weird.And I know I put Shadow Bonnie into a different place, but I literally, he was literally so much, it was stunned me, because I was just like, what?I wasn't even paying attention to it, because I was only, Balloon Boy was the only animatronic that I had turned on.It was just him and Foxy, because Foxy is always going to be there.

And he was just like, boom, he was there, and fuck!

Anyway, fine.

Never happened, all clickbait.Look.You can believe whatever you want to believe.

I know you don't have to believe this, but it happened.It happened.Anyway, so we're gonna look at Tanner's crime scene because I don't know what that means.Tanner?This guy?Tell me this guy?

You tell me this guy is a criminal?You tell me this guy right here is a criminal?

This guy?Criminal?Me?Criminal?This guy?

No way.Nah.Crime scene?No way.Nah.Nah, man. I refuse to believe it.

This guy couldn't hurt a fly.Quite literally.Probably.Anyway.Too silly, Ace.Too silly.

Can't do that.Too silly.Anywho...

are you guys ready?

Yeah, let's get into it.Alright, you don't need to know about the previous ones, but if you don't know about Welcome to the Game, it's a game about exploring the dark web, I think?No permadeath and challenging.Yeah, right.Yeah, right, challenging.Yeah, I got this.

I am Simon.Looks like someone was inspired by Heart and Lung, a degenerate gambler working the night shift.Okay.

I should have paid attention That does sound like a so I'm pretty sure I'd look the volumes up I don't know.

It didn't let me go to the door.

I don't know why I don't and there's no subtitles.I don't think there's subtitles There's no subtitles.All right, okay, Jesus Christdo we got?No?Yes?

Inventory.Uh, just a letter from my dickhead landlord telling me I am getting evicted.Don't have time to read it right now.Okay.Well, that's unfortunate.Bills.

Bills and bills.Past due bills.Hammer.Hard drive.Air conditioner.Damn.

Can't even afford to set it to 72.Damn.That's how you know it's not going well.Oh, do I get to hide in the shower again?Oh, I can't wait to do that.Oh, that's gonna be so much fun.

There is, uh...There is...not...There is not...There's no...

I need my flashlight?

Why do I need that?

There's no confirmation that the last time I played, the developer was trolling, uh, my game.That being said, there definitively, later on, was a way that was published for the developer to troll people's games, and I am streaming right now.So if the developer were to be able to do anything now would be the time need to talk boy Okay, I need to sniff.I don't I don't actually know how hard this game is going to be Compared to the last one the last one had a lot of information that you needed to write down.It was very fastand unfair and, you know, things were heavily skewed one way or another.

Hello, Simon.It's a shame things didn't work out smoothly between us.Right now would normally be the point where I'd do something rash.Instead, as luck would have it, an opportunity arose to clean the slate between you and I. Tonight at the motel will be a bit different.See, I entered you into a little competition kicking off in, oh, about 30 minutes.Once it starts, your job will be to navigate a big maze on the dark net where pieces of a puzzle have been scattered.

Can solve a puzzle, can't you, Simon?Find all the pieces, put them together, and you win.Simple as that.Uh -huh.The catch?You gotta do that quicker than the rest of the folks playing the game with you.

Uh -huh.Now, considering the prize money they're offering, it's likely not gonna be too easy.Plus, to make it worthwhile, I took a bet with the organizers to up my potential winnings.In return, they're allowed to make things... little more dangerous for you.Nope.My guys.

My guys, that's it.There's no other volume.On my mixer, it's at 100%.On here, it's 100%.There are no subtitles.That's it.

That's all you get.

No subtitles, no boosting.I'm afraid you might have to use your volume.I fear you might need to turn that little knob up a bit.You might need to, boop, You might need to push the volume up button on your device.It turns out we're fully maxed.There is no more up on this end.

It's up to you now.

Destiny is in your hands, and I'm afraid you'll just have to use your goddamn ears.

All right, good.I'm so loud.Well, yeah, no, the game is a little bit quieter, but also I can hear it.

Open your ear.

I could understand him perfectly.This is a good exercise for you.

See, the rage is starting.What you need to do is you need to quell that rage.If you let it control you...going to end up just like me.Right?Okay, look at the computer.

This computer?

Is this one?Computer, what's he talking about?

Take a look at the computer.Why?Which computer?I don't know which computer he was talking about.Do I have an objective?You guys were talking so much about the computer, I don't remember anything that he was saying.

Hmm?Sound seems fine.

It does.Actually, it sounds okay.

Oh, well, that's gonna be something.Okay.Couldn't interact with this computer.What does this seem like again?Oh, I need to sit in the of course Okay, we've we've solved the first puzzle guys solve the first puzzle then I become too loud too bad So sad that is so sad and too bad.All right, what do we got?

How am I too loud by the way?Am I too loud?

Am I too loud?

I might be too loud.I've turned myself down.This is the only solution Alright, ready?I've turned myself down.Alright.She doesn't love me.

Hi, I'm Ronald, the game master for tonight.Courtesy of your friend Wade, I'll be offering a bit of help.Vertmesh is a program you need to in - Okay, hold on.You need to install.Without it, you won't be able to get into the Darknet.Shadowfetch will be your way to download instructions and general help documents.

I'd use it if I were you.Vertmesh?Shadowfetch?What are you fucking talking about?How do I get those programs?Open Darkdrop to download both Vertmesh and Shadowfetch.

and Shadowfetch.Oh wait, that's right.Wade did tell me you have a gambling problem and you probably don't have - have no DOS coin.Here's some DOS coin to get you started.All right.Great.

What?Huh?VertMesh Shadowfetch.

Oh.Oh.Oh.

Trying to browse the darknet?This software is your one -stop secure solution.Access a web of virtual machines that can be hacked for darknet browsing or converted into DOS coin cryptominers.Virtual machine access can be lost if connection is overstayed.Alright.Install and chat with strangers.

A non -chat relay server is a premier application to communicate with all types of people.Ping users to privately buy and sell goods or services.SecCam.Monitor your placed GoCam feeds with this app.Navigate between cameras.That seems nice.

Lock the door?I don't know about that one, guys.I don't know.Convenient app to purchase drugs!Alright!Okay, vert mesh.

I'm connecting.Ah!Sis blip!Ah!Oh, what the - I don't know what this - Fail!Okay, alright, let's logic through this.

It wants - What does this do?Interesting.Okay, of course, that failed.I see a green here.Ah.Okay, I think I need to hit all these targets.

It seems like it might be a directional thing.Yeah?Nope.Okay.Interesting.So does it start from the top?

Oh, fuck.I guess it might be, dude.Is that me or is that something outside?Not even these doors don't work.Well, I fear we might be in trouble.Fear we might be in a pickle.

In a bit of a bind.

Ribble, they say.

How do I open the...I'm gonna just hide in the closet.I'll just, you know, I'll just wait out the night.I just gotta wait out the night, guys.I gotta wait out the night, you know?Look at that piece of music over here.

Oh, I just gotta wait out the night.Hold on, one sec.

Alright, okay.

Thing I can't see it's like just a power box I can hit like this.Nope.Oh, I got to go in this way That's fine way around really all the way outside every time.I want to do the electricals.

That's good.

That's good That's good.This is great.

Wait, it's not even on that didn't even do it, huh?Did I not pay my power bill?What's the deal?

See, this is the problem with the game that just came out is you guys can't shout at me exactly what I'm supposed to do I don't think I can lock the floor.I don't think I - I don't think - I don't think anything can be locked right now.Go out front.Alright, okay.Alright, let's do that.Maybe I could just run away.

These net shields...This way, huh?Oh yeah, okay.Lock the trees, lock the car, lock my pockets, lock in chat, lock the sign.I don't think you can lock any of it.Guys, I don't think you can lock any of it.

Out of order.Sorry.This room is out of order.This room is out of order.

Oh, God.Oh, fuck that.

Someone is in there.Who?Who's in there?Peek -a -boo!I am actually confused.I'm out of breath.

That's weird.Okay.Yeah.You crying?Alright, well, toughen up.Get over it.

Can I lock that?It doesn't seem like I can.

Oh, yes, I can.There we go.I did it, guys.

I locked the door!

Good for me.Nope, still no power.Well, this is odd.I am confused.this door to do here that power goes there and they both go into the ground and I already flipped that switch so if that didn't work then what's did I break the game broke the game didn't I that or the developer has hacked into my game prevented me from progressing past this point could be could be yeah no this doesn't work either it's nothing to do out there oh what's that I thought it glowed for a second no not that not that nope nothing there The no closing the panel.It's outside in the front.

There's another breaker on the front.I got there is oh No, that's on.Okay.No, not that another one over thereRage.Rage building.

Rage.That's fine.I wouldn't get angry over this.I wouldn't get angry over that.That's fine.That's fine.

Alright.How do we turn this bad boy on?Do I just lock that?Panic button.Oh.Interesting.

Okay.So for some reason I have to selectively toggle that.I see.Should I?Do I?This is where we were.

All right.Yes.I I've been working on five minutes Freddy's 1010 20 mode, but this is where there's more people here than there were before.So let me reiterate I Spent most of the day fixing up a new office this office will be we will be saying goodbye to this office very soon not sure when this office has treated us so well these past few years here and I think we can all agree that some of the greatest memories of my channel were brought to life here in this room.And even though it's goodbye, I think we'll always remember the good times here in this room.We felt no remorse.

where we didn't delete a channel this place here where all was close to the heart and though we say goodbye it doesn't mean it's over therefore i didn't get to practice five nights at freddy's two enough to be able to beat it but i'm really close but yeah i hold your horses all right now we gotta figure out how this works i'm not a hundred percent sure i understand it inject Okay, it is, it is that.So it is that.It goes from the top down.That makes sense.

I think.

What?

Okay, well, why did it work that time and not the other one?

Did I have one of these wrong?Okay, it works that time.Okay.I don't, I don't know.Mount.I'm mounting.

Done it.Enter.All right.

Okay!

We're here!We've done it!Breathing?Hm?What?Huh?

What do you, what do you mean?What, what did you just, what, huh?What, what'd you say?Breathing?Nah, couldn't have been.Anonymous node network browser.

Yeah, that's what we need right there ad free experience.

Great.

Great.Great Difficult for you to be finished

by malicious websites by collecting your device information.All right, notes.

Right, right, right.

I don't know where to go.Hmm.Let me hack into another one of these.Okay, there we go.And I'm gonna use this, I'm gonna mine coins from that.I'll do this one as well.

Okay, whatever, I don't know why that failed.Okay, so we don't know What to do yet?What if okay, can I message?Hey help?Uh, where's marim?What?

Oh, it's slots.Oh, yeah, whatever i'm addicted to gambling I think all right cool.Okay notes.I don't have any notes bit hit.Oh god.Okay.

No vert mesh.I got this.Okay, so there's No, I didn't want to exit completely.

Oh, come on, man.

Okay.I'm still here.Okay.I don't knowSwap there.Okay, dark drop.

Knopsled?

What the fu - I'll try this one, so maybe I can talk to - AH!

Fucking god!

I forgot about that!

Whoa!

Uh -huh, okay, alright then.That's good.Huh?Oh boy, I don't know how to do this, I don't know what - What the - What?Huh?What are you - Huh?

What the - What that mean?What are you talking about?What do you mean?Bro, what are you doing?

There you go.How's that?Yeah, that's good, right?Yeah.Take that.Yeah, that's good.

Oh, I gotta make that.Okay, I see.I have to make that.Well, this is - this way.God.Oh, I'm so goddamn - I get it.

I need to make - I'm the greatest that ever did it.I'm the greatest that ever done it.I'm the greatest that's ever done it.Okay, we got a - arse - what?A fucking backdoor?Seriously?

Huh?What do you mean?Huh?What?Huh?Okay.

I don't know what that means.Okay.All right.What is this?So blue I'm boycotting the game and so should you apply the annals suggestive high crop I don't know one of the separate way of the selling taxing licenses my brother crashes.I don't know So you're all carrying stage, please?

Oh my god, I forgot how much this game isIt turns out I'm not scared at all and no longer have the intention to do it and what?How one of the players freaked out from a laser pointer this dude in another chat was claiming it was him people are egging him on to do it again, but if it was him I'd get out of there before he struck down and killed.

Huh?This doesn't help me.

This doesn't help me at all.Okay chat disabled.I can't do it.

Help is there supposed to be like some is there supposed to be like some URL information here, huh?It told me to get shadow fetch.Okay, how where it did it?Is that what you said?

Oops, not that one.

Oh Yeah, that yeah, all right, okay, I figured it out I got it.Don't worry everybody.

I got it enter the fetch URL to verify take this fetch link file andOh, put it...Come on, I'm trying.Stop breaking it.Okay.Huh?

Fetch URL.That'll cost one download.DOS coin.Sure.I've got money, I think.I'm getting some.

A little bit.Oh, because I have the one that...I should just have these.I should definitely do more because I need mine more.Okay, but I'm still not sure why this failed.Maybe it has to alternate colors?

It might have to alternate colors for that to work properly.

Okay, I'm on!

Whatever.I don't want to go there anyway.No, no.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Ooh, nice.

Alright.Oh, once you get that done, switch over to this desktop and I'll share a link to the wiki page that has all types of websites on it if what I'm saying doesn't make sense, download and look at that document from the fetch link above.

Oh my god, I got a rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo from shore 1219.I'm like, okay key finding.Oh, oh, oh, it's it's instructions.Oh Right, this is yeah, okay.All right.Yeah.

Ah Okay.All right.I'm getting you I'm getting you.Okay.All right.I'm getting you.

I'm understanding.I got you.Yep Yeah, yep.Yep.Yep.Yep.

Yep.Yep direct video files, which a CRS users may have an interest in buying weirdos Okay.All right.Okay.I think I'm getting it Oh Okay, it's very important to know what you're looking for.I download a guide onto your desktop which breaks it down Okay, I need to post I need to put this in an a and browser, right?

Okay, let me put that in my notes.That's a and browser Okay, more likely dead as fuck lol You want information on hacks?You'll need to counter pay me five dos coin and I'll link a file you can download off his shadow fetch seems trustworthy It was a trap!Oh, oh, I mean what to be afraid of but Molly goes anything here.

See it's nothing.

Don't be afraid.Here's the link Why did I have to fight off a hack to get that to work?Hack stop PDF you won't download it again.Yeah, okay user offline Goggin I know who's coming for you tonight.Pay me ten DOS coin and I'll link you a file You can download off Shadowfetch.They'll give you a fighting chance.

Okay.Thank you.Kind, sir.Fine, sir.Okay, cool Okay, cool.All right, good.

Good.This is great.I'm getting all the information here getting so much info I'm getting the greatest amount of info.I don't want to download it.

Wait, it costs five...I don't have that kind of DOSH!I've only got YOLO Yen!

Can I switch YOLO Yen for...

Oh, well, no.

The other way.Ah, okay, we got a 50.Alright, exchange.Oh, why does it take time?This is ridiculous.Huh?

I'm not getting scammed!It's probably very useful information!No, I'm not getting scammed!Why would I be getting scammed?I'm literally too smart to be scammed.

There's no way that I could possibly be getting scammed right now.It's pretty much no.I traded all of my money.I traded all my yen for DOS coin.That's what I did.And that's fine because I'm downloading information on the threats being made against my life.

And then by having these, I'll have information so that I can survive.See, I'm alive.the only reason because I Had that where did those download download it on my desk.Oh, there it is.All right good Let's take a look at this.Uh -huh.

Why is this so small?Can you I what?What the fuck fuck was that?Oh guys, I'm fine.There's nothing behind me. I refuse to believe there's anything behind me Oh God, why you get small there good.Okay.

All right Subject Noir, this couple appears seemingly out of thin air, preferring the dark they are often - AHH GOD!

Hold on... 41219 is trying to...

I don't know what this is.What the fuck is this about?

I don't even know what it was.

He took all of my money and 300 of my something I don't know what that was Oh rep repute, okay All right, it's fine.Okay.I don't know why this is so tiny their pose will decide your next move They often gather and demand you follow their orders.If you see, from left to right, the shorter woman than the taller man, shine a flashlight at them for a moment and turn away completely.

Count exactly to ten.Then immediately turn back to where they previously were.WHAAAT?See them from left to right, taller man than shorter woman, do nearly the same as above, but count exactly to FIVE.

Observing prey is something they both individually enjoy.Find yourself alone with either one, and you must follow similar rules, but no longer need to count exact.

Once you're close, by only look away.After waiting a moment, they'll disappear.

WHAT?

All right, whatever.Tanner.You are to be his next victim, but be thankful he likes to play.Always secure the area you're in because there's an easy way to you he will take it.At times, acknowledging his presence can be enough to ruin his fun.Use what you have around to look him in the eyes and remove any dreams of ambush he may have.

Equipped at your desk is a panic button.Pressing will lock the sliding front doors, stopping anyone from entering.That is, if you hit the button in time.How would I know?

How would I know?

How would I know?

Why is he getting smaller?

It's so stupid.All right.Okay.Tucker.Wanna wade through this?has been put on to take some swings at you.

The thrill of the hunt gets him going, but that luring his prey to a trap or setting the place off to see a scramble for safety.Listen close and heading out to do repairs.When heading out, with your back turned, there may be someone over your shoulder.Hear strange noises?It's best to stay still for a moment before carrying on.This boy isn't all quiet, though.

From time to time, you may hear an old tune.When heard, caution is out the window and time is ticking.Search the motel's lot to find a door with the Ace of Spades playing card, then enter.Make it inside before the night turns quiet again and you'll survive.

For a fix, there's only one way to be.The tweaker's good side is giving it what he craves most.Math!

Once you pick up, don't worry about finding him.He'll sniff you out when he's hungry for another hit.Just have it on ya.

Oh god, I get it, man!

All the players in the game have an assigned hitman standing by waiting for the call to kill them.This one is yours.You won't know when the hitman is called upon, so secure yourself before that time comes.The trained killer is stealthy, sticking to the shadows, staying silent in most cases.Little will tell you he's closing in unless you prepare.If you've noticed him disguised when you're playing from where you're playing from, turn off the lights, keep the doors locked, and locate a place you can hide inside.

That anxiety condition of yours will make staying silent a challenge.What?What?Huh?Little will tell you he's closing in on you.you prepare.

I'm dead.I'm dead.

You hear that?I'm dead What the fuck?

Okay, the kidnapper.I'm dead, so I'm just reading these before I die.I'm dead, so I'm just reading these before I die.The Breather.A troubled maniac may wait around your dead drop package location.If he appears run away, back towards an area with others, their presence, even if only assumed, will be enough for him to give up the chase.

Towards an area with others.What do you mean, others?It's just me!And all of you guys.Okay, I seem to be offline.That's the issue, I'm offline.

That's the issue.That's my problem.Okay.Let me just read these cuz there's no way I'm not winning this one.There's no winning.Whoa.

Okay.Why does that happen?Why would that happen?Oh, it's nice and big there.All right, whatever.I don't know.

No need to rat you guys out.Hey, no, you guys are in this with me. I don't anyway.With kernel compliability, you'll be presented with corrupted memory blocks with lines of text like this.I'm just going to read it like this because...No, I'm not.What?

We okay?What's happening?Hello?

We fucking...Man, it's the most complicated thing for this game to do to back me out of that.

All right, whatever.Countering intent.This is just as bad.It's the same size.No, it's smaller here.Is anybody there?

Okay, countering an attack with a kernel compiler requires you to type the highlighted text exactly as it's shown, then press enter.Even mistakes will highlight red for both active and your typed input resulting by removing characters with backspace.So just type it correctly, okay.Okay, I got that one.Okay, I already got this.This one, I had no fucking clue what was going on.

Seems like they're attacking me.This is the slowest...Oh my god.Oh my god!

I'm just scrolling down a page.Is it because my network sucks?Is it for some reason?No, no Oh, oh, we're frozen.

Don't we're frozen.Try to scroll down a page.We're frozen Click I didn't click my hand is off the mouse.

Whoa.

Whoa Whoa, how is using the computer?slowdown?Isn't this the main point of the game?How is using the computer?

Hello?

Okay, this is the one that I lost against.I'm not sure.Defend against stack overflow with the stack pusher by pushing all stack nodes into the popper node.Stack nodes can only be moved when activated by pusher node.What?Stack node is limited moving with 3x3 matrix.

Strategic placeholder of the pusher nodes will make things smoother.Oh, okay.So it has to be adjacent to the pusher node to be able to move into the dump in the center, I think.I'm gonna test this one.

Oof.

Okay.Move that there.Blah.This was in the second game, I'm sure.Okay, and I got that one.I'm gonna close this because I think this PDF might be - it's only everything.

Okay.We need to get up.

You guys remember what happened about the tall, short ones?The short, tall?If it's tall - if it's short, tall, then it's ten seconds.If it's tall, short, then it's five seconds.I need to flash my light at them then turn around and count to fucking five or something.Crazy.

Lower the game res to fix the text.Can't.I have to close the game.So we have to die first.I'm sure it was nothing.We were scared by a water cooler.

You guys were afraid of a water cooler.Can't believe it, you guys.Can't believe how your cowardice is showing.My footsteps are not.

I can't tell.

Okay, this network is down.What do I do?What did I do?I fixed it?How?

All I did was wave my fist at it.

And then it's done, and it's fixed.It's all better.That's it.Yeah, much like a real motor.That's it.Also down, or yep.

I'm ready to cast the spell of machine maintenance.Very, very warm.Oh, no.What, what?Oh, plug it, plug it back in again.

I might be dead.I don't know.

What was that about like an ace of spades and I need to get meth?I need meth.Guys, I gotta get meth.

Locked?Yeah, it's locked.Okay.Alright, I gotta get some meth guys.Okay Okay, so to do any of this I wouldn't be able to change the settings because it's there whatever I have so little DOS coin I've spent all of my money on these PDF files which are very useful.

It's taught me a lot But whatever right so I need to let's get the real game now can actually begin

I have had the absolute worst slash best timing Lately that that got me that got me good.Yeah.Okay.I don't know where we are right now Then where would we be?I seem to be offline.

Wait, did it like give me a checkpoint?How what?Huh?How am I supposed to do anything?Doctor stabs a lot is right here.

Anyway, well, I'm dead.No matter what I'm I'm still dead if it's saved it doesn't matter saved my doom What do you mean it auto saved it 10 great?

I'm dead.

I'm a dead.What do I gotta find him?What'd it say about the doctor?Just look at I mean, he's gonna get sad.I think that's what it said.

Oh, finally Was he was he over here then the glugging up the storm?

Hey get out of there.Hey you stop it.

Hmm Whoa, fuck!

Oh, God!Frick!Hold on!I'm gonna get stabbed again!Ah, come on!

Ah, bitstriker, okay, alright.Huh?

Vagrone, which resembled Pepla.

Wow, you didn't get any coins for that?

Is he here?

Hey, Doc!You here?

You wouldn't happen to be here, Doc, would you?Door's locked.Where would he come from?I don't know.Hide?Should hide.

White van?Huh?

Just as much of a loss as you!It's a brand new game!

From under my desk.I don't think...I don't think...He's in the wall.

HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!

Might be, actually.Might be in the ceiling.What does the PDF say?It just said, look him in his big beautiful eyes.And he's gonna get sad or something.What the heck?

keys?Wait a minute here locks and unlocks employees back doors.

Why would I want to unlock my employees back doors?Should I be worried that there was that key inside the building or something?

I don't know what it's locked.I mean he snuck up behind me.

Yeah, I know that but how?How or whatever?

Let's just this is where the game begins This is where the game really begins.

We're going in.

This is what the real game actually is.Hello.Okay.Code of silence.Bound in dust and sealed in silence.Oh God.

It's all going to be small.I need to change my resolution.Don't I?Oh boy.All right.Let's just start at the top.

Abyssal chat.

No, I know.Get out of full screen borderless.Why?I forgot it was logical.I thought if the music was still there.Thank you I forgot that you're all the ace of spades that guy's the ace of spades man.

You're telling me that's ace of spades man.

You tell me that I Just sat down Sit down again?I don't have any drugs.I don't have any drugs.

What is this?Oh, look, instructions.That would have been nice.Hang on, let me look at the threats again.Damn.All right, hold on.

Let me pull it out of borders, I guess.Go full screen, because it don't matter.

OK.

Oh, where'd they come from?

Wait, where the hell did they come from?

What?Earth.Who made me do this?

Which one are you?All right, let's see how much better it is.Not even better because it's not so bad.

All right Tucker here's strange noise search for them Okay, if I hear the weird tune gotta go to the motels lot for it aces spades and then enter course course course course No, of course, you know what?I don't I I'm gonna turn this down now And then I'm gonna Christ I'm working on it and I'm going back to borderless They wanted in glorious 1080p.

Okay, let's see.All right, let's look.

Ah, it's even worse Control scroll.

Nope, doesn't work.Nope.Nope, it didn't work It's still 2k cuz of borderless I don't you lie to me you think you can lie to me you don't you dare lie to me Alright, I think we gotta restart.

I think we gotta restart.Because number one, our game is so broken.

But number two, our progress is so broken.I'm going to quit.We're gonna quit.Quit to main menu.I'm gonna quit out of the game.And then we're gonna change the settings so that we can do it in the controlled space.

The title music is at 65 - Look at this!The title music is at 65!This is 65!It's one of the loudest things that we've heard so far!Unless it's not!Unless, remember, you're not hearing it.

I know!It's loud!

Why?Okay, whatever.You guys - you guys jam out to this.I gotta fix some of these settings.I...

DMCA, I hope they paid a goddamn royalty -free music!I - I don't even know, man!I don't know!

Okay, we're going - going - windowed mode we're playing windowed mode i don't want to play windows i want to play full screen borderless has never been a problem in any other game why would it be a problem in this game it's fine full screen it's 1080p v -sync's on it's all good oh fuck on my in my entire computer is now so boned oh man i feel the rage of burning oh man i feel it everybody my obs is gone I got an alt -tab out of this game and it is a devastating experience doing that.Whoa.All right.We did it.Whoa.

I'm going back in.Oh my God.

Okay.All right.Okay.All right.I, I, okay.Here's what I'm going to do.

I'm exiting out of the game and I'm going to play it in borderless window.

I'm going to set my monitors resolution to 1080.Mind you, this is a 4k display, but I'll do it.I'm doing it so that I can play in borderless windowed because I literally can't do that.I have to be able to click out of it because I'm running a stream.I do not have a dual computer setup.I did just hold your horses.

We're doing, I'm sending it to 10 80 manly man, hand you a Lee closing.All right.I've done that going back in the game should be able to go to settings.It's going to freak out.

Nope.Yep.Now there should still be 10 80.I'm going to continue for a second just because I want to see the screen.and then once I get in there We should have ourselves to a good text.

So long as someone doesn't kill me, please.

Let me live Okay, uh -huh threats false.

Yeah.

Okay.Wait, you can't see shit.

Sorry It worked I mean, you know, I don't know why it's that way but okay it worked now This is important because literally every other facet of the game is dictated by the network speed So, to be able to do all that, I need to be able to see everything.

Now, to do - NOW, we're going back to the main menu, we're going BACK IN, NEW GAME, because we've completely boned ourselves from the previous game.We're gonna play normal, we're gonna overwrite it, don't need that save file.Save file?It's trash.We are Simon Zhao.

To feed our addiction, you borrowed money from the wrong person, and now it's time to collect.

NOW THE GAME HAS TRULY BEGUN!SKIP IT!

I don't even know what that was.Do I remember that happening before?I don't - I don't know if that happened before.SKIP IT!We're in.We're in.

We're doing great.I wonder - oh, the key's not there, so I wonder if the key respawns in a random location.Either way.Lock that.We're in this.We're win this.

We're in to win this.Maybe the key doesn't spawn in a random location.Maybe it only spawns after the tutorial has been - Okay.Okay, we - now I have a better idea of what's going on.shoulders about what we're doing.Alright, that's Ronald.

Thanks, Ronald.Okay, we need to download VertMesh.What?Huh?Oh, I don't have any money.We got this.

We got this.Yeah, no, this is fine.We got this.We got this.Give me that money.I'm gonna buy that.

I'm gonna buy that.I'm not gonna waste my money on ACRES.I might get set cam, but I don't have enough money.

Dare Dash.I need drugs.That's probably what I need.

Get back at those pesky hackers.The backdoor hack is what you need.Defeating the hack will steal DOS coin from the - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This is quite honestly as far as it went it is it is that that's all we've had so I've got that That's good.I guess I didn't need to get the sense of it.Anyway, uh Once you get that done switch over.Okay.

So now I'm gonna hack into thing I'm gonna I'm gonna hack into someone's computer.I am going to use them to farm crypto Data racks sounds good.We're gonna we're gonna farm crypto with it.Wait, that's not good.No Oh shit this way that way cuz it needs to alternate.I'm a genius There we go.

Hacked.You're going to mine.Thanks for me.And then WebTick, you're going to give me the good shit.Shit.Donk.

Then WebTick.Mount.In there.Enter.Weird.That's really weird, actually.

Who has this as their wallpaper?Who the hell does that?That's so weird.All right, wiki page.

We are so in.We're so in.Boom, bang.Bam, done.Boom, bonk.

Oh, it's fuckin' in!RECORD TIME, BABY!

Go to silence!Yes!Let's start at the bottom!Wraith cam!

The hole!Actually, I wanna go to the hole.Ah, too late.This is - It happens sometimes where it's just like, it randomly...It randomly... doesn't display, right?I - I just keep doing this, right?

I don't have money for drugs.I gotta get more money.I'll have more money soon.Okay, maybe - maybe that one just doesn't work, I guess?Okay, so I can't get - I can't get a response out of that one, so...Is there a way to kinda, like, resize this?

Yeah.Let me do it this way.Okay, let's try the hole.Why is that light flashing over there?Is this the hole?This better be the hole.

This better be the goddamn hole.Okay, it's the hole.I like the hole.You don't like that?I think it's kind of nice.I'm mesmerizing about the hole.

It feels like it's where we belong, you know?Maybe you should give the hole a chance.Yeah, I think the hole is calling to us.I think the hole is trying to tell us something.You'll learn to like it.Great.

Okay!Oh, f - So that didn't work.What about ring ring?Sounds nice.Calling I'm calling now Hide no, I'm I'm fine.

I'm sure that's fine.I'm sure that's not what they meant that I needed that They're coming for me. I'm sure that that's fine.

Move the notes.Why what's wrong with the note position?Oh cuz I'm over them I see or whatever and like I didn't hear that live streams of anonymous confessional videos.Sure I want a mama bro.Guglio's website or recipe My big head was in the way.I'm human I'm human just the same as you I have feelings can't just say that my head's big and in the way of things just that like I get in the way of things yeah the sad music's really handy the sad music is really nice now I can make you guys feel bad that's my favorite thing all right is evil horny it's a good question I'm ready eagerly awaiting the answer of that This hidden site has been seized.

This illicit darknet marketplace, known for trafficking illegal goods into our services, has been shut down by a joint task force of the U .S.Huh.Alright.Unforced evil equals shut down.Alright.

Is evil horny?Probably.No, our drugs!I know.I'm trying to find the drugs.I am here.

Where are you?That sounds father Donald.Creepy old guy with some crazy idea.

The network's - Every fucking time!Don't worry, I got some back doors ready for this.

I can't read that, the text is so tiny.Oh, you can't read it either.Ooh, that's a funny one.Okay, pattern recognition, go.This plus, oh man, you got it.

Greatest I've ever lived.Give me your bits.Give me those coins, give me that shit.I got a back door.

I can buy drugs now.I think I can actually buy drugs.Can I buy drugs?I need dare dash.All right, I need to, well, that's gonna take a while.Okay, I don't need any of your bullshit.

Go away, all right.Anybody here?All right.I'm going to buy so many drugs.Buy so many drugs.Damn it.

Yeah, everybody celebrate drug time.Let's go.Let's incriminate.This isn't incriminating at all.Say how much you love drugs.Come on, guys.

Say it in chat.Say it out loud.Come on.We're all friends here.I want to go to Mama Berguglio.

Come on.Yeah, drugs.Yeah.Get it.

Hype up the drugs.Yeah.Yeah.Celebrate.Celebrate.Type out.

Type out exactly what drugs you like.Yeah, type it.Type it out.

Yeah.Yeah.Type them.Oh, here we go.I don't like Mama Bruguglio.Mama says rewards helpful hands with the first slice.

Three milliliters of tetramethyl tetramethylenedisulfatetramine.Fucking what?I got a feeling there's a code here.This feels code -like.Nah.Mama Bruguglio is too heavy into the tetramethylenedisulfatetramine.

I'm not seeing no code.Yum -yum -yum.This will have no effect on the smell or taste of the delicious pound cake.One slice should do the trick, but provide two to be sure.Mama bro -googlio.Bro -googlio equals.

Ah, so nice.Evidence locker.Uh -oh.Network down.We're domed.We're domed.

We're dome -bomed.We're ba -domed.We're bone -domed.We might be boned.

That was me. I think I need the keys so I can lock them behind me so no one can get in when I'm not looking.

Right?

Does only need a wave of the hand.

Wave of the hand.Magically fixed.I don't know why that works, but it does.How far have I gotten?Oh.Far.

Oh yeah.Really far.Oh, so far.Kiss you?You're scared?I don't think that's how fear works.

Nice.Good.Yep.That's great.We need to do there.Man, all these are - Why do I gotta do this?

Also, why - Why is there in the -depended on...The internet here is dependent on six different modems.And if any of them go out, the whole system goes out.Is that how I'm supposed to be understanding how this system works?Is that the long and the short of it?

Is that the full breadth of the insanity of this place?It seems like the game was rigged from the start!Why are you not gurgling?

No, actually though.Why the fuck are you not gurgling?Wha - Why is that not gurgling?I don't like that.gurgling to understand that was gurgling before priorly that was gurgling also I don't see the keys anywhere or whatever don't matter back into the game into the game door ah dare dash okay dealer ID what do you mean what are you talking aboutI don't know what you mean.

I don't know what you're talking about the water expired.I don't know I mean, okay.Thank you.I won't it's not even 10 a .m.Everything's fine.

I just fixed the network Pattern recognition, please go you and then easy.Give me a hard one next time Alright, I'm gonna get another one of those back doors cuz that gets me money talk to them actually Okay, so now we go to bird mesh walk back and take my money.It was worth it What do you mean it was worth it?What are you talking about?I gotta go back in.Alright.

Alright.Let's open these up again.I can't believe I have to un - I have to redo all of this every time?Well, well, well.Meeting again after all these years.What does it feel like?

I don't - Hang on, I gotta - I - I - Oh man, where's my, uh - Oh, my resolution changed up everything.Yes.Ah, interesting.Well, well, well.I guess we're gonna go hunt for some meth.Well, well, well.

How many, uh, how many backdoors have you installed into my computer at this point?How, uh, how much, how, how, how much of my, uh, my, um, uh, how much of my entire YouTube channel have you, have you, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.Sorry, don't mind that.Don't, don't, don't look, developer.Don't, developer, don't look.Don't, don't look.

Yeah, yeah, that's right, yeah.Alright, I'm gonna go look for some meth.I'm sure this is gonna end great.Meth here.Anybody?Meth?

Whoa.Probably a good sign.A good meth sign.Great sign for meth.That's what it is.

Ew.

Okay.Fear we might have been tricked.Fear...developer trick to all of us.When leaving the motel rooms, you might want to check the peephole.I swear I'm not tricking you.

Yeah, fool me once yeah, that's right.Yeah.

Yeah.Uh -huh.

That's right It's uh, all right.I'm gonna go look even God.

I've lost all my progress all of my incredible amazing progress I lost all of it.

I'm gonna go look for meth.I'm gonna go look peekaboo meth meth meth looks clear to me meth someone's in there meth meth meth found meth guys jesus meth i'm gonna find more meth i want more i'm getting greedy with it that i mean that i mean it's amazing that you made the peep button uh veryclick on there.Instead of, you know, oh, I guess locking it would be smart.I should lock it, shouldn't I?Wow.

Anyway, meth!

Meth!Meth.Wait, yes!Yes!Meth!Two!

Got two meths!

Alright, nice.Let's see.No way am I trying that shit.Why not?What would I even do if I saw someone out here?What would I even do?

There's nothing I could do.What would I do?I don't know.Anyway, I got two meth!Yeah!Callin' Hank.

Callin'.I'm so...Good.Except for the fact that I lost all my progress.

But, at least I got meth.At least I got meth.

Yeah.

YouTube wouldn't dare take this down.YouTube wouldn't dare take this down.

I dare YouTube to take this down.I dare YouTube.Okay, maybe they will if you say meth is goated.I don't think you can say that.I think actually they'll come after you.I'm pretty sure.

Alright, Shadowfetch, I have it.Can I have what you were doing, please?Can you give me what you were doing?Don't challenge them?I'll try not to.I don't need that fetch file, I already know what I'm doing.

Alright, first thing we're gonna hack, and then we're gonna, um...I locked the door.You think I'm silly?Silly or something?Silly, guys.I don't remember any of the puzzles of the bad dudes.

It's uncomfortable.Block this, thank you.All right, now my big head's not blocking that.And now I go back here, see first wiki page.All right, we are in business.Bam, keep that there, boom.

All the other things that we had going on, nah, just don't trust anything.We're on, we're on another, The Loogaroo.

The Loogaroo.The Loogaroo.The Loogaroo?

We shouldn't have gone to the Loogaroo.

We are the sons and daughters of the Loogaroo, our beloved mother.We are silent watchers in the light of day, invisible rays in the shade of night before you're taken.

Our mother gives us strength and a tether to the throne of Lucifer.Our mother Lugaroo, loved by Satan, must shed her skin when the sun sets to wander our world in search of new blood to spill for his holy name before the sun rises again.Without her knightly gift of blood that are the dark one, the devil will revoke her power and reclaim the blood that is rightfully his from her being.

We will not let our mother leave this world.We have long existed as the extensive lugeroo.

Those who have attempted to reveal her skin and keep it for her are their own will suffer.We will wash clean the sands of our house.Our mother will not be denied for what is rightfully hers.That is why we shouldered the burden of blood.

We must please our mother and offer her the blood of the living.I don't see anything wrong here.This seems all fine.All seems good.Join us and bring blood.I do remember we got to go to every page of all this.

We got to go to all of the pages because you never know when something's going to happen.Mother yearns for sacrifices in these locations.Okay.Well, that is a, that is a, it's something I guess.Contact us for information before delivering a sacrifice.Sacrifice?

File file file file.

Yeah, you know, you want this shit.I don't know if I want that shit All right, okayI have 40.Why not?You know, I'm gonna do it 40.

I mean, it's probably good, right?It's probably good, right?

What do I even do with it?I don't even know what I do.What am I supposed to do with it?

Paid 40 for that?Paid 40 for that?

40 for that?Sell it?

Damn.Whoa.Holy shit.I'm getting so much money.Wait, that one DOS mining thing?That's making so much money.

Okay, so part of the strategy is finding the one DOS That is gonna get you a lot of money cuz one of these definitely is gonna get more than the other cuz wow That is a lot of money.

Why is this?Whatever it doesn't matter.

Okay, it's fine.So there must be a way to sell it and I imagineit is something to do with that So maybe I can only get five out of that.What if I?Gamble, huh?What if I gamble gambling is the way to go?

I'm gonna be oh my god.Oh Yes, oh my goodness.Oh Yes, the wins the win.

Oh, yes the wins.

Oh, oh, oh, it doesn't multiply Oh my god That was the greatest this I am there's no way I'm gonna lose shit.There's no way I'm gonna lose again Yes, I knew it.This is the greatest day of my that's it I thought gambling was supposed to be like I thought you were supposed to like I Yes, this is I that happened and then that's gambling like supposed to be like guaranteed wins I feel like I need to go bigger now Okay, I got to go even bigger than that because it's definitely gonna hit now.I gotta go way bigger It's gonna hit really hard.

Hmm.

Okay.I feel like that did hit I'm gonna bet it all it's gonna hit boom.

Oh That's I want.Okay.I got it now.It's giving me a sign.I got to put it all in It just gave me another win and I'm gonna put it all in cuz oh fuck one.

Yeah, I got one I gotmultiples final tumblewind multiple.It takes away all your YOLO yen Here's what I'm gonna do.I'm gonna I'm gonna put I'm gonna make I'm gonna get I'm gonna put some DOS coin into YOLO yen I'm gonna put 10 in and I'm gonna get I'm gonna get it all back.

What do you mean?Why am I gambling?I need to I need to win cuz I need to get I was win and now I got more So I got more now now I'm gonna start, you know, I learned my lesson start with just low just fine I just hit this one and that's what I'm talking about.That's that's what I mean.

That's what I've always meant This is what I should have bet so much more.I should have bet so much more Oh, I should have bet everything.

Oh, I knew I should have bet everything.I should have bet everything.

Oh my god I should have bet so much more.I should I should I should bet so much more.I should bet more Well, all right, that's that's what I'm talking about.Okay.All right, not as much as I thought it would be I'm gonna bet I'm gonna bet more I'm gonna bet even more that that's also what I'm talking about status again what I'm talking about.Yes.

This is great.This is great This is the greatest day of my life.It's greatest day of my life.

It loves it's going to love me.

Yep Okay.Okay.Hold on.That was a fluke.That was a fluke.Okay.

Ohthat was I I need I need a little more.That's that's all I need.I just need a little more I need a little more and then I'm gonna I'll be good.

I'm gonna be so good.I just need a little no, I it's fine It's fine fine.

It was about to hit and then I feel like this is supposed to be a hit That's that's what I'm talking about.I have I I have a I have a I have I'm I have nine point I have I'm gonna have 10.This is destiny.

It's about to hit 10 on the DOS coin and then boom BAM I convert it all over to Yolo coin and then Yeah, yeah, I've heard that most games will quit right before they make it big I've heard that I've heard that before I've heard so I just need to make I just need to make it big Right.This is great.

I'll turn that all in the yellow coin, tooAnd then I'm gonna I'm gonna make I'm gonna this is this is the greatest day of my life, right?

I get all of that and then I'm gonna hit so big it's gonna be unbelievable.Okay, I just gotta keep it rolling That's what I'm talking about.That is also what I'm talking about.Okay.I was talking about a bit more than that Yeah, okay.No.

Yeah, maybe yeah, okay weird That's funny.Okay, funny weird.Okay.Okay.All right.Okay.

Yes, that's what I'm talking about So that's what I mean.How is that not?Okay, that's what I'm talking about.That's excellent.Well, that's what I was talking about.

Yes!

Yes!It's happening!It's finally happened!This is the one!

You can't give me a multiple?Give me a multiple?Anything like that?Oh, it's still going!

I forgot to say about - All right, and that's all we need to do there.Let's see how much we've earned.We're gonna convert 451 over to 43.

We got everything we need.You don't need to worry about it because it's always gonna turn out.Perfectly for you.Nothing ever goes bad.Everything always goes good.Gambling.

Whoa, I'm not gonna lie.I was planning to, uh, I was planning to crash and burn so hard and make it.money so that I could teach you a lesson about gambling and how it never wins.But it worked out, so we're good.Right?We're too good.

We're so good.AirPods.Increase the audible range of all sounds.Man, you could get a lot of money.GoCam.Did you guys hear that I'm sponsored by GoPro?

Did you guys know?that there's a link in the description that'll get you 10 % off with a code Markiplier for your own GoPro.There is a link down there in the description where you can find that out for yourself.Okay, I'm gonna get this.I have this video.I think I could sell this if I go online, right?

That must be what it's for, right?

Show us the dust again.You can go to my Instagram if you wanna see dust.I will.If you guys make me look good enough, In front of GoPro as their greatest sponsor that they've ever sponsored I will go into the ocean with this thing because it's one of one of the biggest features that I'm never gonna fucking use is that it's waterproof and you can take it down to like 20 meters or 60 meters with the case and it's like that's too many meters if you guys make me look good you use my code I will go into the ocean and I will I'll film something I'll film I'll film my own death is what I'll film I'll feel it'll be a found footage of me dying That's what I'll film anyway Let's see.

What do we got here?First to share a working link.How do I can I share?Oh, okay.So yeah, that guy that guy wantsnot what I'm what I have Maybe I should have only downloaded if I saw someone wanted it.

Oh fuck.Please.No.Oh fuck That sounded like a knock on the window and I don't know what that means.Oh, no, I'm dead.I'm totally dead I'm gonna go I'm gonna go.

Yeah, I'm safe now.But what did you say from what cheeks?

I don't think I could do that.

I just the networks out anyway, soit's like, I gotta go outside no matter what if I want to fix it.There's really no good way around this.Oh, why is the power out?Wait.Oh, fuck off.

Okay, I'm brave.

That was my own footsteps.You bet - you better swear on code Markiplier.That was my own - you better swear on code Markiplier.That was my own footsteps.

I don't want to go out there, get annihilated when I've made so much money with my beautiful gambling, and I - you better swear, swear.Swear on it.Swear on it!

I'm just gonna go.I'm done.go.You know, screw it.It was my own footsteps.That's all it was.

I don't have a key to lock it.I'm just gonna get the power going.Even though this doesn't make any fucking sense how this is - doesn't make any sense.

Why is - why is this even here?Oh, that turned on the power.Oh, that did.Oh, so that time it was that one.

Bonk.Okay.It's always this one that's on.

No, we're fine.I'm gonna - if I don't take the risk, nothing's ever gonna happen and I'm gonna be dead anyway.So you gotta take the risk.

I swear, they make the footsteps sound like they're far away anyway.Because they hate me.Fine.Five Nights at Freddy's 2.Putting you in the middle of the security office like this.That's where you could see everybody, I guess.

I seem to be offline.

I just fixed it!

Is it 10 a .m.?Did I screw it up again and get an autosave?No, 949.Okay.

Alright, here I go.I'm gonna go.I didn't fix all of it.More than one was broken.Wonk.Again, that's just waving my hand in front of it.

Find more meth.That was fun.I like that.Oh Oh, this one was out to you.Really that one was out too.Okay.

Yeah math.You heard me M -e -a -the math.Thank you.

Oh, yes so much coin.Let's see.You don't want to go on game start It's so hard to read looks important, but I can't copy and paste anything.

I don't mean anything I don't see anybody that wanted I don't think there's a way to search can't see anybody.

Oh, no.Oh, what do you mean?What do you mean you're coming to get me Simon?

Oh, no, but I'm I'm sorryI'm Simon.Oh, no.

Okay.Did anybody see anybody?

Did anybody see anybody that's that wanted to buy game start dot mp4.It's a really good game Really good a video.

It's a really good video really good.They're such a good video.Okay Well 10 o 'clock probably happen, which means it nope.Not yet, man.Time goes slow in this game time goes slow All right, I got to get back into my other one.Okay now I'm still making This is still weird.

Okay, so let's get back in we only explored like one One thing cell math.No, I'm keeping that meth because I I need to not die go to the hole again

It was like 9 .59!

Did you hear a noise?What noise?Did you hear a noise?I didn't hear a noise.What noise was I supposed to hear?See, the thing is, I'm talking at the same time as it's going on.

Of course I didn't hear a noise!

I'm gonna go look for math.I guess I'll need a calculator.You're right about that, I guess.I guess I will.

Wait, no, that can be the perfect first strategy.Wait, no, I got it.

Guys, guys, I have it.I have the answer.It's so obvious.They're gonna give me money.I'm gonna turn it into YOLO coin and then I just gamble and then I turn it all into YOLO coin and then I gamble so much and then I will win because I will start with so much money.It's the only way to play.

It's the only way to play.You have to start and you have to gamble right away.Ah, yes, this is it.Perfect.

Go down.All right, that was weird.

Then I can gable with the max amount and then no matter what I do, I can't lose.

I feel like it's a winner.Yes, this is where it happens.That's where it happens.Yes, that's where it happens.That's where it happens.Yes, that's where it happens.

It is happening.That's the happening of it.That is it is happening.

That's where it happens.Look at it's happening.Holy hell.

It's happening.Oh my god.It's happening.It is happening Talkingly is still happening.

What did I tell you guys?What did I tell you?

Gambling will always pay off always Every time always pays off.

That's gonna take a while.

I better go look for something I better go look for meth Finally got the meth heavy run anybody Obviously nobody here.Damn good.This is going good.Damn, just got unlucky on the first two.This is the same one I was got before.Surely it won't happen again.

What is that?The fuck is that?Cranked?Pills?That's what you have to do when you start this game.You gotta get whatever advantage you can, right?

I'm sure that's as the game developer intended.Actually, I still don't know what I would do if there were someone there.Okay, but that's all I can do.I've got a bottle of Pils Zanac.Calm my nerves.I'm sure that's what I want to do.

Also, who's the ding -dong out there that told me killers only spawn, you know at 10 because clearly That wasn't the case.

All right, don't get gamboozled again.I already I I I won I don't need it anymore.I've got everything I need I can buy that I can buy that Oh, look, I could buy even more I can buy a security camera

I can buy more backdoor hacks.I could buy whatever the fuck that means.Yeah, that's cool, I think.I don't know.

I mean, that seems good, I think.

Why?What the hell?Stop doing that.

Okay, look at me go.I might be the greatest to ever do it.I'm gonna buy another Cryptominer, I think, because I guess if you take it away, there's no guarantee that it's going to, uh, give you what you want.Netvorn sounds nice.Did that do good?How do I get out of my - to my desktop from here?

How do I - how do I get out to my - alright, whatever.CloudFuzz, you're also probably...That's not right.The audio's so low.I know, it just is.That's just the way it is.

Okay, you're also going to be mined, and then DevQuicks.You're the mounted one.I got this, guys.Guys, I got this.Here we go, that's nice.That's a nice one.

A lot of weird wallpaper and all.Okay, good.Now I quickly hop back to this one, and in addition to that, oh yeah, I'm getting some good dust going on there.I'm gonna buy a GoCam.That is the slowest goddamn shipping I've ever seen in my life.Alright.

Huh.

First page of the wiki.Everyone else is gonna die except for me.This time, I'm going to win.This is it.Yeah!I'm getting my GoPro!

My GoPro.I already figured out how I'm gonna do the sequel to the 360 Minecraft video that I did.I'm very excited about that.I don't think I'm going to have it in time for that sale on it, but whatever.That don't matter.I don't need to worry about that.

But I've got, I've got a great plan for you.I've got a great location to do it.

It's gonna be very fun If you remember the 360 video where I had the Minecraft let's play I've get I've got the sequel I've got the sequel all planned out.

Don't worry about that.Don't worry about that It's gonna be it's gonna be it's gonna be great.Yeah.No, not I'm so much more mature than doing those silly little egos, right?I've evolved still want that No, it's not gonna be that.No, it's not gonna be that at all.

Not that at all.No, no, no.We've grown up.We've grown up.Anyway, we're going to the butcher.I don't know if this will be a fun website to go to if it lets me in there.

And tell me if there's a noise, right?

Keys on the desk?Oh my god, keys are on the desk.That's nice.

Thank you.

Yeah.Tell me if there's a noise.Is evil horny?Probably some of these are always out of commission.Ah, we've been shut down again.Some of these are always out of commission.

I just don't know which ones they would be, right?

Aryan stage?

One less.

Hmm.

Let's see if my GoPro, ah, forever.I'm rolling in it though.I'm making lots of money.Lab -a -monkey?Lab -a -monkey.Noir gallery?

I don't want to go there.That would probably be bad.Because the noir people might come visit me if they see me visiting the noir gallery.I don't like that idea.I don't know if that's connected, but I've heard - I think I remember that might be something.What about the Encrave?

Shed the sin that prevents seeing.Not going to the foot doctor.Not doing that.Yeah.Oh!Oh, good.

Yeah, I can read that.Do not break the nine.Why not?Why wouldn't I not break the nine?Oh, the gate is open.You have been warned.

The ground is dead under our feet.Okay, that's nice.

Yeah, thank you, noise.I heard that noise.

What was noise?

could have been a drone.I guess yeah, you might be right about that Oh, oh, it was the package package.It's my delivery.There's a drone delivering.It's delivering my package I don't even know where it delivers the package.Where does it deliver the package?

I should have locked the door.Oh I don't know where it delivers a package and also it doesn't really help me if I can't lock, you know The right doors because the front door is still gonna be open.

Did it deliver what is delivered?I don't even know where it delivered down the street oh meth down the street a wonk give me that give that a wonk why is none of this ever defined what why is this why do i have to find this

that it?No.

Huh?

I was going the right way?I was there?Oh my god.

I didn't see it.I thought I saw something, but I don't know.Oh my god, that was it, wasn't it?

Motherfuck.Okay, great.

Good.I have one.I should have two.I could cover both the alleyways, but man.

Let's try to set this up.I don't know how, actually.How do I set this up?Oh my god, this looks like a piece of shit.

This ain't a real GoPro, you know what I mean?Well, that's not gonna do me any good.

How's that gonna do me any good?It's not even pointed in the right way.Put it on a tree?No.

That's not gonna do me any good!

Ridiculous.Ridiculous.Can I please put it on a fence?Really?Bitch.You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch.Son of a bitch.Son of a bitch.

You knew.You knew!You knew!You knew I'd want to point it down an alley, but you're not letting me!You - you knew!

Knew.You knew.So if I can't cover the sides...I'm gonna have to cover the front, right?Because I want to be able to see at least something from the direction where someone could get in, which would make sense if it was like right here.Yeah, something like this, right?

This is gonna help me, surely.

Donk.Perfect, perfect.

So then I should be able to have a programmer on my computer, and then I should be able to get what I need, right?So I got that, I got SecCam.Why is it, why'd that take so long?

I have to close out of it.What's good is that?What good is that?What good is that?

This doesn't help me at all.I could literally look up this.Oh my god.Oh, fuck off.

We're not doing this.No, no, no, no.

Yeah, GoPro would never do this to me.This is a, this is not a GoPro.This is a GoCam.It is one of those knockoff brands.It's, it's something that's just not quite as good.It's just, it's, we don't, we don't.

It has its limitations.It's one of those ones you get off of Amazon.named a random word and two different words strung together.It's fine.I know I have been locking the door.Put it on the...

I can put it on the dumpster.Okay, that's good.At least that's something.

Put it on the dumpster.At least give me some vantage point that I can put it on that side of the dumpster as well.Locked.Because I can just get up and look out that front door.This way I can actually see something.And when that ships, I'll be able to get the other side of it too.

Alright.that need to connect back to my virtual mesh even though my signal is not doing so good I guess I should check the security camera see oh shit oh that's right because of the hack I thought I'd check the dumpster I will as soon as I get in here I'll fly I'll flip out and I'll do that Wow that's really something all right looks good here lost my notes haven't I damn all right so don't keep notes on your other computerbecause obviously it just won't stay.I need to keep this in my notes here, or else that's not gonna be there for much longer.Okay, and I bet it doesn't keep any of the memory.It probably won't keep pages that I've been to, will it?

No, it does.Okay, that's good.Backroom?My backroom.Motion of the ocean detector?I mean, I could.

Sorry guys, backrooms are closed.Oh, I finally saw it.It was pretty good.It was pretty good.It was pretty good.I will say that it was pretty good.

I enjoyed it.Why did that sound like Patrick Starr singing?Am I crazy or does that sound like Patrick Starr?

Right?I'm not crazy.

And it really makes it hard to hear anything outside Patrick's scope.Our motion sensory.Okay, requires separate purchase of motion alert to receive visuals.Motion alert.What does that affect?We need to buy more back doors after this.

Motion alert software.I need to buy another back door.Go get the other camera.I suppose I could wait until the other thing ships, the motion sensor thing ships.Not that I think it'll do me that much good, but yeah, I can wait a little bit.Let's go to somewhere else.

Cavity lease.Purchase or submit orifices to transport goods.I don't know.Let's go with doughy.Pillow -ly plush?

Oh.Oh.Oh.Oh.Oh no.What?

What is it?No.What do you mean?What do you mean?Was it Doey?Was I not supposed to go to Doey?

NOISY?Wuh -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH -HUH Bomb master this early.

What are you talking about?All right, you know what?Hey, I'll go.All right, let's do this.

All right, you know what I'll do.Yeah.

All right Okay, I think I think this is the developers doing but you know what?Hey, whatever man.All right.Okay.

All right bomb bomb Where would the bomb be number one?

I did go to a website called

Check the messages.Okay.Alright.I don't think I have time to check the messages.Holy shit, what do you mean?I don't know.

Do I have time for this?I doubt it.

Okay.Alright.Messages.Oh, the bomb maker.Okay, play the bomb maker.Let's see if we find a certain code.

Is it 3 -3?3 -3 -0 -4.Okay.Alright.3 -3 -0 -4.I got it.

Here we go.We're gonna find it.

Is it in one of the rooms?

Is it in one of the rooms?It must be in one of the rooms, right?

Under the desk.

Under the desk.No, no, there's always a red light under the desk.You're freaking out over nothing.That is the power strip.It is not under the desk.

No, you're all bandwagoning.You're all bandwagoning because someone saw a red light in all of your look.Oh, that sounds like what it is.There has always been a red light under the desk.

Fall in a room.Okay.

I get to this.I really can't.You know what?You're not helping me. I don't need help.

I got this.

force me to lose like that.I can't believe that he would do that to me.They, them, whoever it is, really?

After all the game sales, I've definitely pushed their way.

If I keep the exchange of the let's players, the covenant is broken.

Oh, even though I didn't link the game in the description of the video.

Oh, that's why.

Oh, that's not the same without the sad music.Get out of my face.

Oh, that must be why.That must be why.You're upset.You're upset.I didn't.Link to the game in the description.

There's no way in hell I'm gonna put it above my GoPro probably.And this is why the developer and I just never see eye to eye.

the rift between us from welcome to the game to ever end but but but if if if if the developer had let's say let's say the developer okay let's say let's say let's say just just say if the developer had you know a way into my game and was able to give me like a lot of yolo coin you know that'd be that'd be that'd be pretty cool you know that I was just saying, if the developer had a way, you know, to give me a lot of, a lot of, a lot of Dogecoin, by, you know, it'll give me a little hack into my, you know, hack into my game a little bit, you know, if the developer, wink, wonk, had a little bit of, boop, boop, boop, you know, ability, you know, maybe just give me a sign, developer.Give me signs in the universe that there's some way that you could hack into my game.

Oh You know, I'm not saying that's a thing wink wonk, but you know if there was You know if there was a way That you could oh, you know Just to prove you're real prove you're real developer.

Give me a sign.

Give me a sign developer There's gotta be some some proof out there Maybe just make my odds go up hugely here.Maybe huge huge innate my odds.Maybe you could maybe you can in big innate my oddsodds Maybe maybe maybe you spin to win.I'm spinning.I'm spinning.

But you know, that's not what I was asking.I was asking for Pretty okay, you know, that's pretty all right saying if there was a crease my increasing my odds Yeah, you're in big in ating my odds.

Yeah You are you in beginning my odds here you are you?You are you are you you you grow in my arms then if you made my if you made my odds pretty pretty huge Okay, well, this is okay.

Well, that's not developer starting to feel you my oh, okay.

All right.Oh All is forgiven.I'm still going for it.I'm still going for it.I know I know they're out there.

I know they're real.And I know they got my back.The developer is on my side.The developer's sending good vibes.Any second now.

Okay.All right.Okay.All right.Yes.Yes.

Developer.Yes.Yes.YouTuber privilege.Okay.Not, not as much as I was hoping for.

YouTuber privilege.YouTuber privilege.YouTuber privilege.YouTuber privilege.Okay, all right, YouTuber privilege.

I'm really, really looking for that.YouTuber privilege.Okay, all right.Hacks?Hacks.

Come on, man.

Hacks?Hacks?Hacks?Hacks?Hacks?

Gotta keep going.We're on a hot streak.

You don't quit while you're ahead.That's for chumps.You gotta quit when you've hit the jackpot, right?I'm getting so close to that jackpot.I gotta be close.Developers, developer, please.

Developer, please, developer.

Please, developer, please.Please, developer.Come on, developer, you got this.Developer, please.By the power of the developer.WHO IS CLEARLY HACKING INTO MY GAME!

No, no, no.We got this.We got this.We got this.See, this is what happens, everybody.I am a cautionary tale.

If you allow yourself to go down the slope of gambling, it is a never -ending cycle of regret.And you will lose everything.See, this is a cautionary tale.This is something you should not follow this.This is me.doing all of you a favor and showing you what it's like when you try to go too far and you know, you just, you just end up destroying everything.

That you've built your entire life even though I just won there.That's that's that this is a this is a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.It's a cautionary tale.

It's a cautionary tale Don't let your hate destroy you from within.

Don't let your hate do this to you.

Do you see what hate does in your heart?Do you see this?Do you see?Do you see?Do you see?Do you see?

Come on, if I stir it up.Oh man, I had so much.Man, I hit big twice.I hit big twice in a row.Oh God, they're trying to stop me.

No, no, no, no, it's fine.Don't worry about it.It's all fake money.No, don't get up from the desk.What are you doing?

It's fine.Oh, that's not right.Wait, no, shit.Ah, shit.Ah, no.I know.

There we go.See?See?It's a cautionary tale of what you shouldn't do.Developer?Developer, I'm never going to forgive you if I lose everything.

I will know that you have personal vendetta.If the developer doesn't hack into my game right now and make me win, the developer still holds a grudge from Welcome to the Game 2.personally hates me, specifically, and wants my entire career to grumble around me.And there's no other way, no two ways about it.Hates me, hates me, hates me.

Think of Chica.Think of Chica.

I am thinking of Chica, and all the pig ears I'm going to be able to buy her with all of these winnings that I'm getting.

Come on, I can't.There's no way I won't win.There's no way I won't win it all back.There's no way.It's impossible for me not to win it all back at this point.It would, it would be so impossible for me to lose it all.

It would be impossible.I, I am thinking of Chica.I am thinking of Chica.What's going on?Huh?What's this?

Huh?Trying to get in, but your firewall is too strong.Yeah, right.

Yeah, right.Yeah.Uh -huh.Uh -huh.I believe.

Oh fuck.

Went up to 10 ,000 times the initial bet.Oh man, that was, whoa.

I was so close to the jackpot.

I was so close to the jackpot.

Oh, so, I must've been right there.I must've been right there.God, oh man. I think the developer hates me. I'm pretty sure that's what that means.

I think the developer hates me, but I've still got 816 here somehow.

Think that's enough to win it all back.One last glorious bet.

Developer has now connected.Hacked it.I'm going to disable all my firewalls.I'm going to turn everything off.This is it.This is the one.

Boom.

Use code Markiplier through the link in the description below to get 10 % off of your new GoPro.I need it.I am now out.I got nothing.

Just use code Markiplier.Everything's gone.Developer, why didn't you hack into my game?Why didn't you do it?You did it before.And welcome to the game too.

I know you did.I was, I made it to the bathroom in time.It's physically impossible that I did that.

Oh, oh shit.Wait, what?No, hold on.

Oh, I thought if I reset, I would go back and I would be able to get that first hundred dollars again, then bet it all again.

Oh God.It's, it's making me, ah, it's making me start over.It's okay.No, no, no, no.I had one YOLO left.You're right.

I had one left.

Ah, don't worry.Don't worry.We got this.Don't worry.We got this.Give me that shit.

Give me that shit.Yeah, I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna hit 10 ,000.I'm gonna hit the 10 ,000.I'm gonna hit the 10 ,000.I'm gonna hit the 10 ,000.All right.

Okay.All right.Yeah.

I'm just, no, I need to start over on the right foot.And yes, I had like 4 ,000 of this.At one point, but that is not 10 ,000 times.If I did 10 ,000 times with my thousand YOLO yen, I would have, well, it'd be a hundred YOLO yen back.But imagine if I won the 10 ,000 jackpots 10 times in a row, then I would have all the money.need to be able to do whatever I need to securitize my entire setup.

This is the only way to win this game.Otherwise you're just playing a losing game.Think of Chica, think of Sandy, think of Amy.I am thinking of the future.

Oh, the hacks have arrived.Yes, that's not enough.

That's better, that's gooder, that's what I like.

This is huge.We're off to a tremendous start getting closer Not enough great start not enough good that when this when this 10 000 hits imagine the dopamine Imagine the dopa that's gonna go coursing through all of our collective bodies and brains.This is the game Welcome to it.

This is the only game there is and the only game we need there is nothing i'm just i'm trying to I'm trying to goad the developer into hacking into my game and getting it.

Either way I win, either I win at this, I win at the cautionary tale and I become a hero to everybody, and I reduce the gambling rates in America by 10 ,000 times, just as much as I would win if I got the jackpot, or the developer hacks into my game, gets me lots of money, and then I can beat the game.That's the only things.These are the only outcomes.There are no other outcomes.

This is it.This is the one.This is it.This is the one.This is it.Boom.

This is it.This is the one.This is the one.This is it.

This is it.This is the one.Fuck!

No, I'm not addicted to gambling.Oh, look at the multiples!Yes!This is it!Fuck.

Okay, I'm pretty up, barely up.I could quit now.Some of you out there probably would say I should quit.Let me see how much this would be.

That's a lot of DOS coin.We're good.We're good now.My neck is itchy for some reason.I think we should put it to a vote.I think we should put it to a poll.

Let's just say like, stop now, right before the big win.I think, stop now.It's okay to quit.Let it ride.

Okay, all right.Okay, we're putting it to the people.We're putting it to the people.We're putting it to the people.We're putting it to the people.We're putting it to the people.

You only live once you know I I like that saying I like that saying no no no no this isn't real This isn't real.It's just it's all of it plus look atmuch it would cost me to take all that out That'd be great.

Oh, it looks like the ball looks like the people have spoken I can always win more.

That's the truth.That's the truth.

We're gonna let it ride We're letting it ride that this is why this is why we're letting it ride this right here That's not why don't ignore that that actually was a fluke that I feel like that is a thing.Okay Okay.Okay.I feel like that should be a thing.All right, here we go.

Okay, nevermind.Okay, we're letting it, we're letting it ride.We're letting it ride.The cautionary tale slash intelligent business decisions slash deep revenge on the developer is playing out before us.

Not enough.We need one of those big multiples.That's that's what we gotta do.

And this will be the last one this guys This is gonna be the last one.This is this will be it.This will be the last one We're not gonna do this all over again.We're not gonna be silly about it We're gonna we're gonna be very practical once we get that next big multiplier.That's why that's why I named my channel this guys guys It's been in front of you all along markiplier Multiplier I literally you can look up interview after interview where people ask me.Where'd you come with your name?

It's because I wanted to multiply Myself and all I am is my money.So I'm trying to multiply my money So that I can be a better me right?

That's the own shit

Is that just me or is it foggy in here?Wait a minute.What what the fuck?Why is it foggy guys guys?

Why is it foggy guys guys?

Why is it foggy the door do it?

Hey, look at that.Don't do it.Was everyone worried?There's a goddamn key.There it is We can get right back to the main event good and I was winning.

That's what it's all about Anyway, what was I saying markiplier multiplier?Yeah, we're letting it ride.We're gonna let it ride.We're gonna let that ride We're gonna let there should have been more riding there.Okay, we're gonna let it ride We're letting it ride.We're letting it ride.

We're letting it ride.We're letting it ride.We're letting it ride.Okay, this is it.I feel this one.Nope, I didn't feel that one.

I need everyone to chant, uh, developer, so that we can get the developer into the back door.Clearly, that is, uh, it should be here.Okay, we're skewing Cautionary Tale.Alright, we're going, I'm still winning because we're skewing Cautionary Tale, and that's gonna be really, that's gonna win a lot of people over.We're skewing Cautionary Tale.Cautionary tale is starting to rise less cautionary slightly less cautionary.

Okay, we're getting prophecy The prophecy is the prophecy is being foretold the prophecy the prophecy the prophecy.

Okay prophesizing We are becoming a prophet.

Okay.No, no, no Prophecy the prophecy the prophecy as foretold It's gonna be huge can't bet anymore that is literally as much as I can bet I actually can't bet anymore

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.Yes, it's looking pretty good.

Could have used the multiplier though Could use me fool me fool.

Watch this.Okay, not that okay, that really makes me look foolish But watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this Okay, don't watch that.Don't watch that.Yeah, huh?

No.Yeah.I'm just this is just a character.

There it is This is it.This is it.This might be actually it this might actually be it this we might actually be it this Believe this might be it that was not it.

That wasn't it.That was not it.That was not it.

It was not it No, not it.

Trust me.That was not it.That was not it.That was ridiculous that I can't even believe that I can't believe that we're gonna get to 10 ,000 timesIt's basically guaranteed at this point.The developer is laughing at me. I saw that.

The developer and the entire developer team is laughing at me.Can you believe that?That's how much they are trying to force me to not win.They are making me unlucky.

And anything that I, if I lose, it's their fault, right?It's their fault.I'm just doing what should be the min -max strategy for the game.

Which is clearly can't pull everything immediately.Then again, wasn't that how the character in the game got into this problem in the first place?Huh?That's not you?I thought so.Good.

I don't know who you are.

I don't even know who you are.Do you even know who you are anymore?Oh God, I'm almost out of money.Oh no.Please, one of you.I don't care which.

You are the imposter.

Is it, is it LARP Flex Studios?Was that what it was?Someone LARP Reflex Studios?

What was, what are we talking about here?Is it Reef Lark, dude?That wasn't you!Big win!

Fine, climb me back up.You're gonna embarrass me in front of everybody game.You're gonna embarrass me in front of everybody.Sensation, a sensation is building.The player would be the most amazing thing in the world right now.God!

Oh my god.Oh my god.Oh my god, they hacked me in the wrong way.

Oh my god.

What is that?

What is that nonsense?

What is that?

There isn't even that, wait, there isn't even that symbol here.Wait, hold on.Oh, there it is.There's only one answer to this.I have to run away.I have to run away.

That's the only answer.I have to run away.I have to run away from my problems.Thirteen.Thirteen to gamble.Now I gotta run away.

I just have to run away from my problems.That's the only answer.I just run away.This is it.I know how to get out of this.I just gotta run away.

It's the only truth that matters anymore, everybody.

I did that.

That's a strategy to get more Yolo coin.

That was the easiest way to get back into the winner's seat so that I could change it all over again and get that 10 ,000 times.I am such a genius.

Do you think GoPro would drop the sponsor thing if I was horribly addicted to gambling?Or are they like Red Bull and they'd probably be into that?Which way do you think they would go?Which way?You think that would, that would go.

You know, also I talked to them and they said they couldn't get me a more custom URL for this.

It is, it is not a joke that URL PRF dot H N slash L slash five, five, capital D, capital P eight, lowercase a capital B. That's, that's the,

the best they got apparently or I don't deserve more I don't know.I don't know which one it is, but I feel like I feel like if they really cared they might try and you know, I just think that So now it's officially, this is officially a cautionary tale.

Don't gamble.It will ruin your life.You will never get that big, sweet, delicious jackpot.And frankly, it will not have been worth it in the long run.I had a moment there where I had like 480 DOS coin.I feel like that could have gotten me a win.

I would have had so much good stuff.uh but hey yeah the prophecy actually you're right the prophecy was that it was a cautionary tale so uh you can play this game for yourself link is in the description uh you can find it down there also you can find down there a link if you are ever interested in a gopro the new mission one is fucking awesome one of the biggest parts about it to actually talk about something is the fact thatcan do 4k 240 if you know anything about Cameras the fact that there is a camera that can do 4k 240 at the price.This thing is is Astonishing not joking it can capture some unbelievable footage I will be venturing into the pool first with it and Because that's another thing that's really cool about it.And I think for the very limited time, their newest 360 camera is $200 off.So if you want to check out that for 360 camera footage, it's $200 off and you will get an additional 10 % off if you use my code.

So thank you to GoPro for finally deciding to sponsor me.Please don't remove any of that just because I don't actually have a horrible camera.crippling gambling addiction.That is not what I have.Uh, that was just all for the game.And, uh, you can trust me and you can probably give me a better URL.

Maybe something custom.

You can set up a redirect on your website or something.I know it's possible.I know, I know how websites work.You can set that up for me.You could do it if you really wanted to.

I'm going to go to their headquarters.I think, I think actually, I, I, I, I'm telling you guys because I, I don't, Don't know who to who I would tell it GoPro, but I legitimately think there's one thing that they could do if they wanted to that would be Amazing it would actually I feel like there's a demographic for this.Oh, thank you.Oh, thank you reflex studios if that is the real one Let me ask you this.They have they have this camera that they called like the the lit hero.It's a small one It's a small cheaper one that has a built -in light, right?

I thinkI think and you can tell them I thought this I think that they would make tons of money if they made that night vision, right?Oops light went out in the game.I forgot that I'm still playing that I'm gonna go back to the menu so I don't get chump scared.

I Think I think that they would make they would sell a ton of cameras if they made a night vision one and the little lights that are built into it that's a really good feature make those ir lights right still sell it for cheap it doesn't have to be the greatest quality because the only other alternative to do any kind of night vision in anywhere is a camcorder right here that i have that we've been using since fucking unis honest right there hasn't been Another update and this has a built -in IR light.It has the ability to do what they call night shot Which is the night vision mode all those Unus Annus videos that we did.This is the only other option Why does no one make a night vision camera?

It's a cool thing.It's so useful It's so useful, right?Am I crazy?

Yeah, so i think that they would make money hand over fist if they turned they don't even have to change they could still sell the lit hero which is like the one with the light in and the reason that i'm telling you guys is because no one over there will listen to me i'm trying to talk to someone but i'm like i think i think that if they took that lit hero took out the ir filter in there made it just ir only you knowit for night vision, made those IR lights in there.Oh my God, they would make so much money.I would buy that.I would buy like five of those.

Anyway, so hey GoPro, call me. I'm your sponsor, please help me.Code Markiplier.GoPro, use code Markiplier when you're making that camera and then call me and then give it to me, right?I think that I'm pretty sure, pretty sure, yeah.

I'm pretty sure it would, it would be sick because I can tell you straight up night vision videos on YouTube do better.This is not a lie.I think it's such a novel thing.Every night vision video that we did with Unisonis did awesome.I did a video where on my channel where the only other night vision thing that I did was with testing out the brightest flashlight.And that's just because I wanted to be able to see dark.

But you remember the echolocation bit that Ethan did in Unisonis?If you saw that, it's just that good, right?

So there's so many things waiting for it that are just awesome.Yeah.So anyway, it's just something that I'm thinking about.Oh, thank you, Shad Leach.Shad Leach was actually the first Make -A -Wish I ever granted.I don't know if you knew that.

But yeah, there's actually a few videos on my channel with Shad Leach.So yeah, thank you so much.And then there's so many cool things out there that I want to make.So that's all good.Is it good for traveling?Oh, I mean, this?

the the this one yeah fantastic this is my new favorite camera absolutely by far not not even joking the the mission one is sogoddamn good in such a small package.Not lying, not selling anything.I am a YouTuber.I film a lot of stuff.This is legitimately good.

It's why I was trying to hound GoPro down for a sponsorship because this is actually good and I want to use it and I do use it every single day.And so it's, And I'm a guy that I have a lot of really good cameras, right?I have a lot of really good cameras.This thing is amazing, right?

This is the mission one pro, you can you can save 100 bucks, you get the mission one, you lose out on 4k 240.I think 4k 240 is the absolute selling point of this camera.That is that is Above almost everything else that is one of the biggest reasons to get it is because there is very few other there are very few other cameras that can even come close in terms of the amount of slow motion capability that this can do and The price point for doing it with other cameras to get something close I think the next camera up to that can do 4k 240 is like a $2 ,000 camera compared to what this goes It's a nine day difference and it's still great.And when they release the ILS version, it's going to fucking crush.Also it's waterproof, which is even crazier that you have that in a waterproof case, blah, blah, blah.I think it's awesome.

Yeah.

How's the weight on the GoPro compared to like an Osmo?It's light.It's fucking light.I don't know what to tell you.It's a, it's, it's a, it's a GoPro.So I guess if you're asking for like drones and stuff, I think in the actual documentation, it's like 50 grams heavier than it.

the other ones.but it's uh it's a it's this light huh anyway so there you go yeah anyway use code Markiplier I don't have a scale right here I think if you look up 207 grams with a battery in it yes yep 207 grams which is 7 .3 ounces which in pounds is 7 sixteenths of a pound Good numbers.Good numbers.Very good numbers.Yeah.

Anyway.Yep.Oh God.

Yeah, it is late.I, oh my God, it's so late.What are we talking about?Oh, I was just talking about, I love this camera.This is the, the, the new mission one.I think this is, this is legitimately game changing.

Uh, but that's just me make my own night vision.Do you know how fucking hard it would be for me to make a camera?You know how hard it would be to make and manufacture?

I have a night vision camera.It's an old thing.

Uh, it's not great quality, but it for night vision, I don't need the best quality.So it's, it's kind of okay for that.Uh, it's a Sony camcorder, the handy cam ax 700.Right.

Which is probably about like six, seven years old now at this point, it's, it's decent.It has zoom and you know, it's got some features of a camcorder that you kind of want, but you know, other than that, it's like, it's not convenient to just get.a night vision thing.Imagine if we could have shotgone Goosler, the gone Goosler.

Oh God, I'm so sorry.Oh no, I'm so sorry.What have I done?

Imagine if we could have shot the gone Goosler in, uh, in, uh, in Unus Annus and had underwater shots with a light, right?That's what I want.Why can't someone make something lucky and they already have the form factors right there They got this thing called the lit hero GoPro.

Call me, please for the love of fuck Someone to go bro.Call me.

It's very hard to get a hold of them.They're busy these days or something.I don't know Yeah, imagine if we could have the gongoozler shots underwater like they make they make something called a bite mount, which is hilarious It's this right here.So they make a bite mount And, uh, it's exactly, it's exactly as it sounds, right?So, uh, it has, so if you've ever wondered how they get those shots with, um, you know, where like, it's like the attack on Titan POV and people running like that.Uh, this is how you do it.

Uh, if you were, if you're ever curious, you take, uh, take a GoPro, you put it on your, your light mount and you have this thing and you bite down on it and then you have a GoPro.in your mouth for whenever you would want to do that.For the POV it is.It could be this one or it could be the 360 one.But if you want to know how to get the 360 view, you do this.

You know all the times when you would want to film in this perspective?

Why do they make this?

Why do they make this in 90?fucking...

Anyway, I'm done.Code Markiplier.Link is in the description down there.Couldn't recommend it more.Slow motion, just...Same with that.

These novel ways of capturing footage.So many cameras can do good footage.That's fine.And these can do good footage.There's these niche use cases that are just unfulfilled.They're not even niche.

I don't think slow motion is a niche use case.I think it's absolutely an incredible use case.There's tons of ways that you would use slow motion, but night vision is also, it is a niche use case, but night is half of the entire, oh, there's so many stories you could tell with night vision.I just fucking love night vision so much.I want that.Yeah.

I don't think Chica would bite this down to hold it.Um, what I want to find, they make some, they make, they make a bunch of accessories and they make something that could like extend it out like this.But anyway, so yeah, no, I've been talking about my hyper fixation.Yeah, I know.I've been doing that.Hey, better than gambling, right?

Better than my hyper fixation being gambling.Am I right, everybody?It could be that.Yeah.Good night, everybody.Uh, but yeah, I really, really, really think that it is, uh, it's great.

Oh yeah, and then Five Nights at Freddy's 2, I'll finish that up relatively soon and get that going.

I want to, when they release the ILS version, which they should, I'm hoping they put up pre -orders like any minute now, but I'm also hoping they just give me some, because that's what I want.I'm going to show you guys what you can do with that, because that's going to be awesome.And Resident Evil 4, I know I need to get Resident Evil 4.

Yeah, I'll do that.But anyway, link in the description.Code Markiplier.Don't forget that.

You wouldn't forget my name, would you?Anyway, check it out.There's that sale.So thank you all so much for watching.If you want to check out this game, I also put the link in the description.You might have to refresh to find it, but it will be there.

And then how's the audio for GoPro?I know you'd use another micro still.

The audio is pretty good.

I mean, as good as any out -of -camera audio is gonna be.They just came out with their own mic set.I think that's pretty decent.I was actually surprised by the Bluetooth quality.It's not old Bluetooth, it's the new Bluetooth.But basically, with any mics you get, any wireless mic, it's gonna be probably better than the in -camera mic, right?

It's passable, it works, right, but always in a pinch.You never really want that to be in your main microphone.So whatever mic you system you have is what you have.They offer one, but so does everyone else.So if you already have one, use that one.If you don't, that one integrates nicely with this, but to each their own.

In -camera audio though, just for run and gun doing random stuff, totally fine.There's no problem with that.Yeah, you don't need one.It'll still sound pretty good, but other than that, yeah, it's fine.Okay, all right.That's all I have to say about that.

How long until this gets uploaded it'll probably be it'll process right after I end this it'll be it'll be done pretty much Don't gamble everybody try not to gamble or don't actually Cautionary tale definitely definitely hit hard tonight.

Yeah, and don't do meth.Yeah, don't don't don't do meth meth not also not good Yeah, yeah, anyway, I'm gonna play the remake of Resident Evil 4.I'm not sure when but I will do that Yeah, and also, oh, yes say goodbye to this set the set, this office.Um, I'm going to be here for a little bit longer, but you know, pretty soon going to change out of this one.

Thank you.Uh, hope you all have a lovely day.Night.Actually, good night.Go to sleep.And I will see you in the next video.

Bye bye.