We’re Getting Sued… (Waterpark Sim Episode 9)

Y'all already know what time it is! Goob Lagoon! Episode 8! Lock in chat! Goob Lagoon episode 8! Time to make this bread!

Ladies and gentlemen, let's have a good, safe day at the Goob Lagoon. No injuries, no lawsuits, none of the sort. My candle keeps going out! You know what they say? They say, they say every time a candle goes out,

a person dies at the Goob Lagoon. So with this candle going out last time, that means somebody died again at the Goob Lagoon. Let's hope this candle doesn't go out again before the end of the episode. Lock in chat. Lock in.

Episode eight. I'm gonna give y'all a recap. Okay, don't pay attention to the halfway painted outside of it this is episode 8 this is not episode 9 This is episode 8 this is not episode 9 This is episode 8 this is not episode 9

This is episode 8 this is not episode nine. This is episode eight, this is not episode nine. Okay, all right. Man, was you a chat? I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize. I apologize.

I apologize.

I apologize. I apologize. Okay, it is episode 9, my bad. I apologize. I can't open the game back up. Who is this goober? Who are you buddy? Walk around like you tough or something.

Why don't you come swim at the goob lagoon then? I've never seen that guy before. I've never seen somebody wear a tank top before in this game. What's going on? I update it yo bomb with the five. Thank you starlight with the five. I look here Look at your Quan already working W to Quan. That's what I'm talking about. You're quiet. Keep it up Look here if you were not here last episode

We added all this action right here this pool with these two slides is a big hit People are liking this one too. Everything's clean. Everything is good to go. Let's open up so we can make some money Oh god, we just want granola bars. Hold on. I Got good granola bars. Let me open over a quick River it's gonna be another busy day today. I need you to lock in. Come on, Bubba, let's go.

Let's get it.

I'm gonna face cam.

Wee! Wee!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome at Milo. You named after a dog. Oh, you don't wanna come swim swim neither. Get off my property. Oh Hey, how you doing? Hey Elena, how you do Aliana? You want to come swim at the Google? Oh, you done here forget you to the end get off my property. How y'all doing? Oh, yo, yo caddy with the five Yo, what's good? Yo chill out. You trying to square up

It's all good.

Oh my goodness, look at the amount of people. Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, we hope you have a good safe trip at the Goobla. River, do you see the line out here? And you're making people late. Hey, how you doing?

Six hours adult with a slide pass. Sorry about him. He's, he's, you know, he, he, he don't, you know. How you doing, Harper? You doing all right? Four hours adult, no slide pass. I can do that for you.

Thank you so much. River, I cannot do this with you today. Get out of here. How you doing, Samira? Six hours adult, no slide pass. I'm not gonna lie. Hey, how you doing? Y'all got it? Okay, y'all got it. I gotta get granola bars.

Hold up, excuse me, sir. El River chat, no joke, El River. Wait, what, run that by me again? I said run that by me again. Run it by me!

Yeah. There's an intruder, hold up. What was I getting? Granola bars. Run it by me! Welcome to Kmart. Yeah!

There's an intruder, hold up. What was I getting? Granola bars. There we go. Thank you so much, appreciate it. Chat, look at the task, the task.

Look at the task. We gotta turn away five perverts, mop up 10 more puddles. Y'all got it? We got it. Hey, how y'all doing? Y'all got it. We got it. Hey, how y'all doing y'all doing? Okay today y'all want some lemonade action? I can do that for you

Regular lemonade. Thank you so much. You have yourself a safe trip at the goobler Hey, you better quit with all them noises what you doing over here, buddy What you at least he used the trash can but what you doing over here lemonade with ice and lemon, thank you so much

Oh Lord Sir trash can but what you doing over here? Lemonade with ice and lemon thank you so much. Oh lord!

Sir! Are you okay? Oh my goodness that looked bad! Oh my god! Okay how we doing today? Everybody doing good? Everybody doing okay? Any intruders? Arm band check, wristband check, wrist band check. Wrist band check. Everybody got, Jaquan. Jaquan, why are you swimming? Okay, you're good.

Check for...

What is going on over here? Hello? What is happening here? Okay, somebody's waiting for a hot dog. Give me one second. Look out Jaquan.

Jaquan, I said look at... Hey, how you doing? Hot dog with ketchup. I can do that for you. Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful day at the Goobla.

Good.

What's good, Nicholas? Playing hot dog. I got you right there. Thank you so much chat. I don't see no intruders. Y'all see intruders This is going good, this is going smooth here This is going smooth. Yo, what's good gauge lemonade with lemon? I can do that for you right here lemonade with lemon

Thank you so much. Have yourself a beautiful trip to Google. Thank you

river Thank you river Basic toilets broken

Hold on river speed it up buddy. Where's the customers at? Hmm. the We're going to get it. Hello? What's he got a magic carpet? The swimming is so good here that it literally gives you super powers. Was he running from a pervert over here? What was that? Is it you? I'm so sorry.

I misjudged.

I'm so sorry.

I did not mean that. I'm so sorry. I judged too fast. Hey, how y'all doing? Oh, watch out for them puddles. Oh my goodness.

I'm sorry. Hey, lemonade with ice and goodness. I'm sorry. Hey Lemonade with ice and lemon. I got you right there. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. What's good Callie?

lemonade

Somebody's trapped chat, there's too much going on. There's too much going on. Hey, how you doing? What's good, Alyssa? Playing hot dog. I gotta save somebody's life, excuse me! Hold on, I'm coming! Take it! You're good, just be more careful next time. Thank you so much, just be more careful.

Get outta here! No, ma'am, come back! Was she floating too? What is happening? Why are people floating? Chat, please, what's going on?

Why are people floating? The slide looks... Oh, Lord have mercy, what's happening? We don't need this. Out of all the stuff that's still happening... Get out of here, you're intruding!

So out of all the stuff that is happening at the goob lagoon, you mean to tell me that now we have literally people floating in here. What is happening? Jaquan, you saw her walking! Ma'am, I'm so sorry about him. He really, he really tried to get it swept. What's good?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

We got people waiting for hot dogs. Give me just one sec. Hey, pervert pervert. Where?

Get out of here.

Hey, how y'all doing? I'm so sorry about the stains. Y'all be careful. Hot dog with mustard. There you go. You have yourself a beautiful night.

You want a lemonade with ice on it. I got you right there. Thank you. Have yourself a good one. Appreciate that. What's River doing? What's that noise? Stop playing.

Ma'am! Get out!

What's up with all the perverts?

What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Why is everybody a pervert? Oh, it's over. Chad, it's over. It's so over.

Hey, how you doing? Lemonade with ice. I can do that for you. Thank you so much. You have a beautiful. I am so sorry, ma'am.

Let me get that swept up for you. I apologize for that. We're doing everything we can to keep this place running smooth. I hope y'all can understand if there's a couple things that that's not exactly how we should be. I appreciate y'all though Yes, waited too long for a ticket where? What did we put in the water? What did we put in the water?

Did I just witness somebody die coming off that slide what was that Hey, how are y'all doing? Are y'all okay today? Plain hot dog. Thank you so much. Have a beautiful night. What's good? Sameera? Lemonade with lemon I can do that for you. Thank you so much plain hot dog. There you go I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm so sorry. I saw somebody! Jaquan, get that swept up! People are slipping right in front of you! Alisa is injured, you received a fine!

Oh my god! ALISA! THERE'S SOMEBODY DEAD IN THE POOL! THERE'S SOMEBODY DEAD IN THE POO- STAY WITH ME! Oh, it's bad. Oh, it's bad. Oh, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. I'm sorry about that I was saving somebody's life. You're here waiting for a lemonade and your lemonade is more important Hey, I gotta go get more limits, excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Oh my goodness, we have had the second death at the waterpark

I cannot believe what I just saw there was literally somebody floating face down in the swimming pool. What is happening? My heart's beating fast we're gonna get sued

Chat, it's actually over My heart's beating fast, we're gonna get sued. Chad, it's actually over.

Who's the perf? Who's the perf?

Who's the perf?

Who's the perf? Who?

Sir, you can't be panicking on the high dive, get in there. You're good, you're okay.

Chad, I can't, Chad. Hey, how y'all doing? You're good, you're okay.

Chad, I can't, Chad. Hey, how y'all doing? Get out of here! Why is everybody being weird, why? Plain hot dog, thank you so much for being here. Have yourself a safe rest of your trip, don't die. Both on the hot dog, thank you, I got you right there.

Thank you so much. Hey, lemonade with ice Thank you. I got you right there. Thank you so much Hey lemonade with ice on it. Boom lemonade with ice. Thank you catch up on yours. I got you right there Thank you. We get this swept up. Excuse me. There we go. Kobe. We're good Chat what is happening? Seriously, this is a bad day at the Google do somethinggoon. Something bad's going on. Are the slides safe at least? Who did it? Oh my goodness, it's a disaster.

Lord have mercy, it's a disaster. Oh my God. goodness it's a disaster lord have mercy it's a disaster

careful on the slide

oh no oh no oh no oh no it's bob oh. It's bad, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. We're losing everything, we're actually losing everything. My God, we're actually gonna lose it all. There's somebody, somebody's dead in the pool. Hey, hot dog with mustard, I got you right here, hot dog with mustard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get out of here. Hot dog with mustard. I got you right here hot dog with mustard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

What's happening is there another path?

Three piece spy plane call it in

Hey, how you doing? Catch up. There you go. Thank you so much. You want to eliminate what ice I got you right here Thank you. You have yourself a beautiful night. Thank you Let me get that swept up for you, ma'am, I'm so sorry. I apologize. Y'all having a good time today?

Yeah!

Woo!

That's what I'm talking about, Orlando!

Ha ha, get in the water.

Okay, here we go, let me get this real quick. Throw this away, we got trash all over the place to why you see the trash is full take the trash now

Just why you see the trash is full take the trash out we doing good

Vending machines empty. I gotta go buy more granola bars. What's good? You want mustard on that? There you go

What you want on yours ice? Boom. I gotta go get some more hot dogs and some more granola bars

Good job River. Welcome to game.

Jack this has been this is bad. We might actually lose everything. No joke. We might actually I am so sorry I did not know you were on it right now. Move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide, move the slide I was here. I was here.

I was here.

I was here. We got three. I'm losing my vision, my visions. I don't know how on this planet earth we got 71% satisfaction rate today. We had three people die in the pool that had to be resuscitated. We had like eight perverts and multiple people had a spine fracture going down the slide,

but I'm not even worried about it Chat we hit three stars I was here Three stars finally Finally chat Now we can unlock a whole bunch more stuff. We have 16, I repeat, 16 research points.

How many of them? 16 of them. Chat, look, I know that was bad. I know there's already going to be a few more lawsuits coming out, but that doesn't matter. The Goobla Goon legal team's already on top of it. We're fine.

I didn't know that slide wasn't close enough. Okay, get this prepared. What's wrong with, oh, the vending machine needs restocked. Let me restock this real quick. There we go. I had extra granola bars right here are you kidding me chat I

had those there the whole time chat I hope y'all are ready we're about to hire more staff we're about to hire more staff finally Finally Okay, make sure everything's prepared and in working order chat 17 Research points. We're about to go stupid We're hot chat we're hiring people we're hiring people to run the lemonade and hot dog stand y'all cool with that or at least one person

Because I'm telling y'all there's so much other stuff that I need that that I need to handle Handling the lemonade and hot dog stand is different on your boy for real Low-key ASMR right there actually, okay, sweep this up Get a lifeguard I don't need no lifeguard. Yeah, that's a waste of money Yeah, there's people getting severely injured in here. But at the end of the day i'm resuscitating them with that stem shot. They're good. Trust me What's happening?

This poor man, you mean me? Are you talking to me? Jaquan is just putting on, he's trying to get that workman's comp. That's all he's trying to do is get workman's comp. That's it. Y'all need to understand Jaquan just wants workman's comp.

He wants three days off. He wants paid days off. He wants paid days off

Okay chat, we're about to make big upgrades right here it's about to get nasty Look how many people you can have we can have up to 50 guests at once

Could you imagine how hectic it's gonna be in here with 50 guests at once y'all keep saying there's tasers too you can get tasers this? One star per death today. Shut up. Yeah, I saw that, uh, Quirk. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, true Pixel. Thank you.

We're good.

Dude, imagine me with a Tazer. I would only use it justifiably.

It's time

Chat it's time lock in upgrades are about to be made right now lock in Here we go

Chat what are we thinking? Resort pools?

Baseball bat!

That's $3,000. That is insane We need we need we need vendor staff Janitor training with low. Where's the chat? Where's where's where's vendor staff? Hiring level three Okay, so we got to go boom

Ladies and gentlemen, I was here we are hiring another employee right now

Wait short-range change should I get this right now?

Danielle with the five gifted I

Got it I got it. Chat, you wanna do resort pools? Resort pools, I did it. Where's the taser? Yo, River. Look here, Bubba.

You've been- Oh, he knows what's up.

He just went in the dressing room. River, come out here. River, look, you've been doing, River, stop acting like this, stop. River, you've been doing real good recently, and I'm gonna give you an extra $100 on your paycheck

if you let me do this right here, okay? Yeah, you can do it, boss. Okay, let's go. Oh yeah, baby! All right, River, look, I'm going to give you an extra hundred on that paycheck because of that, okay? You're going to get an extra hundred on that paycheck. I just needed to test that real quick are you okay river you ain't moving

yo riff yo big dog hey why aren't you moving hey cuh, you good?

River.

Snap out of it.

River.

He good. He alright. He right back to work. Ain't that right, River?

Yep. Okay, how much do these new pools cost?

Yeah Hey Yeah

What

We're hiring somebody right now ladies and gentlemen, I want everybody to lock in Adrian three hundred dollars a day Way he low-key cold with it though 92% efficiency 89% accuracy worth ladies and gentlemen everybody round of applause and let's get a warm welcome for Goob Lagoon's third employee. Welcome aboard the vendor, Adrian.

Silo with the five. Thank you. Adrian, where are you at? Silo with the five, thank you! Adrian! Where you at? Adrian! Oh my goodness, he has a staff hoodie on.

He's locked in already! Let's assign him. Should we assign him to the lemonade or the hot dogs? What do you think? Chad, welcome in Adrian. Welcome in Adrian, Chad.

It's good to have him on board. We really needed somebody to come in here and run one of these vending stations right here. It's been real tough on me. Put them on hot dogs.

Poll it.

Vote. You want to put them on a lemonade stand? That's cool. Both you can't. Ladies and gentlemen, we have Adrian working at the lemonade stand. Welcome in Adrian. Adrian come to your post.

Oh my goodness. I can already tell good things to come. Oh my goodness. He immediately quietly goes to work. He has a Goobla goon staff hoodie on. He is at his post after hours.

Adrian, let's go, Bubba. You're gonna be a big help around here, okay? Stay locked in for me, I appreciate that. Hold on, do I get new decorations? Chash, should we throw something out? We can wait on decorations for right now.

Eventually we're gonna put like something here to like a big old giant pool once we save up money for it Let's say let's go again, excuse me River Okay, look here chat that was a very you know questionable shift at the goob lagoon But today's a new day. Are you already? Yeah, we're saving up. We're saving up for a new pool right now. Yeah The big slide with a bend has a glitch that's injuring guests the dev is fixing it

But just remove it for now remove it for now. You got me all the way messed up, bubba You know how much money I put into that slide I'm not removing it that's literally throwing like six seven hundred dollars out down the drain you got me messed up it's staying in I do not care I'm it's staying in that's a problem with the slide manufacturer not me hey that's on the slide manufacturer not me walk in River we got a big day ahead of us. Give me some flyers I need to hand out 20 flyers chat 20 of them. That's six

That's nine That's 12 That's 15 river lock-in big boy customers coming in Here we go okay I'll be right back River hang on hey you come to the Google do you already come to the Google you come to good okay hey how you do how you doing Freya you want to come to the Google a good today thank you so much for choosing a good

look good what about you Leo you want to the goo goo? I was born You know what else is boring?

Wait get up Oh my god. I can't stop playing! Hey ma'am, how you doing? You want to come to the good lagoon? Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

You want to come to the good lagoon? Thank you so much. You want to come to the good lagoon? Thank you so much.

Why is she not getting up? Leah! Leah! Leah! Leah! Thank you so much. Why is she not getting up?

Leah! What?

She's not even on my property. Why would I get fined for this? Hey, she's not even on my property! You can't fine me for this, medic! You're fining me for this!

Are you si- You can't fine me for this!

I'm going to jail for life. I'm going to jail for life. I'm going to jail for life actually it's over. Somebody's panicking on the dive board let me go handle that. Hold on. Um hey.

You're gonna come to the goob lagoon thank you. You're gonna come to the goob lagoon I hope y'all wanna come to the go. Thank you Gonna come to the Google. I hope y'all want to come to the Google. Hey You come to the Google. Thank you so much She's being lifted into the sky Hey, how y'all doing? Hey, you just gotta get ready. Three, two one go. Thank you. She broke her ankle She broke her ankle. She broke her ankle

Does she have a brain eating amoeba? Ma'am, do you have a brain eating amoeba? What's wrong? You doing good, Adrian? Way to keep, way to hold it down for us, thank you. She's drunk, ma'am, you you can't where'd she go

Why is somebody wait a minute ma'am be extra careful on that slide right there There's some malfunctions because of the the manufacturers just be careful That went so well, I'm not gonna lie that went so well that's fine why somebody sprinting out give me one second somebody wants a lemonade I got you wait there's a pool with oh I gotta clean this brain eatin' amoeba hang on why you laughing what's going on everybody okay thank you

Skyla's injured you received a fine ma'am ma'am, bring me an amoeba. Bring me an amoeba, hang on. Hang on, don't take the river, you gotta speed up, buddy. Oh my goodness, I'm tweaking. This is my, why is there trash floating in the pool?

Why are we peeing in the floor?

That's vomit. Hey, how are y'all? I'm sorry about the weight y'all. You want both on that hot dog. Thank you so much. You have a good one.

Y'all be careful with this stain right here. I'm gonna get it swept up. Give me just a second. Are you okay? I'm sorry. Oh, we're actually gonna lose everything.

We're losing everything. Are they still over there? Are they okay? Is somebody gonna help him? Oh my, why are you going, ma'am if you get hurt that's your fault. You just went up the opposite way. Why would you, wait, there's somebody standing there. I'm standing there. One second.

One second.

Hang on, I'm gonna be there in a second. There you go, you're good.

I gotta go save somebody from drowning, excuse me. Hey, how are you? There you go, thank you so much. You have yourself a good one. We gotta eliminate Adrian. Oh my goodness, there's people sleeping everywhere.

What are you doing?

Bubba, get out of here!

You just scared off my customer, she wanted a dadgum hot dog. You want mustard? Here you go, thank you. There you go, you have yourself a good one, thank you so much. I'm gonna go get you some more. Adrian? Where's Adrian?

Where's Adrian? He goes and gets his own lemonade? Oh my goodness, employee of the month, get out of here month get out of here get out of here. This is his first day working for us He is employee of the month. Not only does he sell it? He goes to the Kmart across the road and gets the lemonade

I I Am so sorry y'all I don't know what he's doing Thank y'all so much for being here. I appreciate y'all for real. Oh now you want to come to work. Guess what?

Hey, sir, how you doing six hours adult with a slide pass I got you right here

Thank you so much, sir. You have yourself a good

We got people waiting too long for lemonade. We got stains everywhere. Oh my goodness is bad. Hey be careful on that thing for real We've had some injuries recently I'm gonna go get some water. Y'all having fun? Poop everywhere. Well guess what? You can go poop in your own hand at home. Get out of my water park.

Thank you.

Guess I waited too long for a hot dog. Somebody else waiting for a hot dog. I'm going to be over there in just a second. Yo, yo, Adrian, we got people waiting on lemonades a hot dog. Somebody else waiting for a hot dog. I'm gonna be over there in just a second. Yo, yo Adrian, we got people waiting on lemonades, big dog, thank you. Did she just get a lemonade and spin the block again?

Yo Adrian, you ain't flirting with my customers, are you? Yo Adrian, what's up?

I'm gonna get that swept up. Stop!

There's a pup!

There you go, you're good. Watch out, watch out. Thank you. They see the pup. Poop everywhere.

Oh, is that so?

Hey, good one, Chloe.

Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Hey, there you go. Hey, just get three, two, one, boom! There you go, you're good to go, man, thank you. Sorry about the trash in the pool. We'll get that fixed up. Why didn't she get up? Why didn't she get up? Who's injured, somebody got injured again?

Hey, here you go, thank you, you have a second. Hey, you're drunk, you shouldn't be in here anyway you can't swim drunk get out what is happening there's dead people everywhere River oh man oh man oh man oh man river what is happening seriously river we have to do something There's bodies there's trash and there's but wait to actually remember you're gonna get up There's somebody drowning over here too, I'll be right with you

Hang on Jaquan what are you doing? There you go, Amanda. You have oh my goodness. There's another body that slide the slides manufacturer. Oh

Man oh Man, oh, oh, oh man. Hang on y'all. Be careful. I'm about to panic. I'm about to panic. I'm about to panic I'm about to panic about the panic. This is a disaster. Why is there puke on the floor again? Excuse me? Excuse me. I got a What is happening? Medkit, medkit. River Lord have mercy, you have to hurry up.

Who? Who? Who is Egg?

Who is egg? Who is egg? What is happening today? Are you okay? Thank you. Guess waited too long for a hot dog. That's my fault. Jack, this is bad. And you know what? I'm blaming most of it on River today. I am blaming most of it on River today. I'm dead serious. Hey, Ice and Lemon, thank you so much, Remy. You have a...

We're gonna get that cleaned up for y'all. My chest hurts. Somebody's drowning over there. What's good, Egg? Lemonade with lemon, there you go. I'll be right back.

Somebody's drowning.

Just give me What chat seriously what dead serious what is happening today there are things happening

There are things happening at the Google goon that have never happened before hang on Here you go! Somebody else is drowning, Lord have mercy, let this shift end. Let this shift end, please! Here! Thanks! Somebody else is dead in the pool.

There's a- Medkit.

Medkit.

Medkit.

There you go, Kylo, you're good to go Kylo we hit $5,000 for the first time I was here we hit $5,000 for the first time finally by the way what's happening somebody's drowning again catch up there you go one second Lord have mercy this is bad

here you go

I'm sweating in real life Chad I'm sweating in real life I'm dead serious somebody else is drowning I'm panicking somebody I'm sorry please

one second I'm sorry, please! One second! There you go, you're good, thank you so much. Hey, those are good granola bars, ain't they? There's nothing in there, is there? I'm so sorry.

AAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! Why are y'all pointing out the 94 slips? Shut up. That was the most overwhelming day at the Goob Lagoon I have ever seen. This is the most chaos that has ever, ever happened here. We had 63 guests today. That is by far our most guests that we have ever had. Ever.

Now the bad news is multiple people, what's the medic doing? He just walks right over. Hey, about that look. Why barefoot? Hey, why, why he barefoot?

Why the ambulance driver barefoot? Hey, um, there was a, there was another person in here that was injured by the way. You want to scoop them too real quick? Okay, yeah, but I can explain this second one right here. She was graffitiing on the inside of my water park. So I tased her and I didn't know her heart was gonna stop when I tased her with it.

But I had to do what I had to do. She was trespassing and she was vandalizing my property. So I hope y'all can get that. How many? How many bodies are in here? How many bodies are here? Let me go let them know there's one more.

Yeah, one more.

Yeah, one more. Anyway, the one that's right here, she was vandalizing my property. So yeah, it's all good. Who just said good luck, legal team? We're fine, okay?

We're fine.

Okay.

Thank you so much for your work today.

Thank you so much for your work today. Thank you

Here's the good news chat, there's good news and bad news

The bad news is we are going to lose everything

The good news is is that we're about to get a brand new pool put in. Who just added OSHA? Okay, let's bust out some repairs real quick. Chat, we're about to put in a crazy pool. Can we get news, wait, hold on. What should we do next, chat? What are we thinking? We have 10 points.

Where's the next level slides at? that. Attractions it was there really where? Chat, do we do resort slides right now? Wait, no, we don't do resort slides right now wait no we don't do resort slides right now there's no point doing lifeguard staff because we have to have we have to have the next the next hiring level wait we could get the next hiring level right now do y'all want to

do that no we can't do that we can get close to it though get the slides are y'all sure no we can't because I want to put one in and a pool Do lifeguard staff y'all to do lifeguard staff So we're gonna need to do Hiring level 4 we can't do it right now. We got to save up points. That's gonna cost 12 points We only have 10 right now. What should we get for this very moment? Modern toilets low-key

Wait, we can just repair for points right now. We're about to hire somebody! Chat, we're about to hire our first lifeguard. We're gonna hire two employees today. Groove Lagoon is popping off. Everybody loves it here.

Right? This episode has made me feel sick to my stomach. The amount of injuries and stuff that has happened here today. This is the most like this, this is a crazy, this has been crazy today and y'all know it. The lifeguards suck, don't waste a slot on them.

Y'all don't wanna waste a slot on lifeguards? Another janitor would lowkey be fired. Chat, second janitor, actually second janitor actually second janitor If there's a second janitor I can handle the lifeguard stuff myself That's so nasty yo summon with the five, thank you We're gonna pull it we're gonna pull it We're gonna pull it. We're gonna pull it. We're gonna pull between another janitor,

a lifeguard or somebody to do the hot dog stand, right? I'm not gonna lie, I feel like another janitor to help Jaquan with low PB fire. Maintenance, maintenance, the maintenance is useless. Maybe after them two, maybe two more hires will get maintenance, I don't know. We're about to get 12 points, so that's what we need. Excuse me. Thank you.

We're gonna double check to make sure real quick. To the person that just said expand, you know nothing about this business and it shows. You are telling me to expand. Expanding is not what we need. all this space you know what we need less gas I didn't know this thing can break If chat came to my waterpark these things would never break.

Whoever just said take out the inflatable slides you're asking me to take out my number one attraction. Chat here we go. We are about to hire another employee. We're going to have four employees, by the way. There we go.

Oh my. That is nasty! Yo Doc with the five, thank you! Jaquan, you are swi- You are swimming around in a pool full of trash and you're not picking any of it up. Disrespectful! Who just said K's in the water? Do you want me to commit a murder here?

Chat, here we go. We are hiring another employee right now. We just upgraded Jaquan.

Hiring level four.

Now we're running a poll. We're running a poll, hang on.

Wait, lifeguard hire? We can't even do lifeguard hire right now, can we? We need two more points. I don't think y'all want a lifeguard right now anyway, because if we hired another janitor or vendor, I could do the lifeguard stuff. Let's poll it anyway.

If y'all vote lifeguard we'll save for it. Y'all ready chat? We're taking it to the board. Don't make a bad decision here. Another janitor, I lowkey agree. You know what? W board poll

W board decision I agree with that totally I

Think our biggest issue right now is the cleanliness factor people are slipping in puddles constantly. That's a good poll I think y'all made a good decision right there. I'm gonna keep it an absolute stack with y'all I think that's a great decision now. Now we gotta determine who exactly we're hiring. Lock in. We got Donald. Or we got Timothy. Timothy.

Timothy.

Timothy. Timothy. He left the grocery store to come here under an alternate name, Timothy, and not Tim? Well, well, well, Tim. Well Tim, Chattagoob Lagoon has four active employees right now by the way I was here. Well well well Timothy where you at?

Is that him?

No where's Timothy? Where's our new employee at? Chattagoob Lagoon has four active employees. No joke. Where is Timothy? Why you just walk- Yo, you know what? Nevermind, you're a good employee, W. Adrian.

Where is Timothy?

Oh, he's goaded. Welcome aboard, Timothy! I think that's Tim's cousin, because that ain't Tim. He's even on top of the slide cleaning. He is really about that business right there. W. Timothy, man! Clap, chat. Welcome him aboard now look here do we put in one of the new

pulls that we got look at this thing oh man look at this thing look at this I say we take out the peanut action and put this in like right here like in an X formation a hundred percent I think we're doing that. We take out the peanut, or we move the peanut. We could move the peanut. I feel like taking it out might be the play though.

Wait, this could work. Y'all like this? Wait, we have space over here. Wait a minute. We could drop the peanut over here. Oh my goodness.

It's meant to be. Oh my goodness. It's just meant to be. It is meant to be thank you so much

Perfect

Put the little slide like on the corner right here or something. I'll put it right there in the middle Boom. Oh, that's beautiful chat. Tell me that's not beautiful Type one if it's beautiful We'll put both of the what's it called's over here. Chat, by far, by far craziest episode we've had yet. Right, by far.

Like it's insane. Hold up. We're gonna move the high dive board over here as well. Move the high dive board like right as well move the high dive board like right here boom there we go something like that right there look at this we're gonna make it look like an X that is so fire are you kidding me that is so fire

look at this.

Look how big that pool is. Oh my goodness, that is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

Bro, what?

It almost brings a tear to my eye. Look how far we have made it to have a pool like this in the middle of this. Now look at this right here. I think this, what is this? Wait, what is this? No way.

That is so cool! Bro, that is actually so cool. Are you kidding me? Chat I feel like this is the type of pool that doesn't need slides or diving boards, right? I feel like this is more of a just swimming pool Every other pool has slides and diving boards. I think this one Is more of just a swimming pool

Yeah 100% That is so beautiful we're gonna save that $2,000 we're gonna save up that $2,000 For the next episode next shift chat W episode oh my goodness that was actually so crazy

that was legitimately a crazy episode goop the goop lagoon massacre with the five gifted is that what we're calling that a chat W episode great stream I love y'all man hey appreciate y'all for kicking it with your boy again tonight appreciate all the gifted subs don't know bits follows and of course I appreciate all y'all for this hanging out hey y'all have a good rest y'all's night have a good day tomorrow I'll this hanging out hey y'all have a good rest y'all's night have a good day tomorrow I'll

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